The Sinister Six put Spider-Man in a Coma

Spider-Man faces off against his greatest foe; math.
I’m sorry if the audio isn’t that good, away from home so this had to be done in the shoddiest way imaginable. No mic, no equipment, just a man and the voices in his head. And 1 gold coin.
Scorpion voiced by ‪@VoiceoverRequiem‬
Shocker voiced by ‪@Em1tte‬
Second channel: ‪@Solidusjj‬
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[@alwest4472]

Everyone immediately understanding doc ock as the leader, not because he’s the guy who did the most planning, set up and is just the smartest, but because he has the most limbs is funny

[@ieatpeopleand]

It only makes sense.🚬😎

[@RiteshSingh-po7tm]

others are not that smart XD

[@Yog--Sothoth]

@@RiteshSingh-po7tm Its not that Rhino is not smart, Guy just has simple goals in life. Some Men want Power, others wealth. Rhino just wants to run through walls. It's not much, but it's honest work.

[@CptnMango9108]

As the saying goes great limbs come with great responsibilities

[@CyanRooper]

And voices in your head.

[@bidoofenshmirtz]

Imagine how bad they would have lost if they didn't have The Chameleon on their side

[@seanmiller4170]

Just remember; all the times the MCU Avengers lost was when they didn't have Hawkeye

[@HoV326]

Emotional support is a valuable asset

[@kindlingking]

Chameleon was the straw that broke the camel's back. Take him away and Spidey sweeps. Chameleon was the most important guy in the room.

[@OvertimeTheOne]

Chameleon Solos No concept of Diff

[@Deathmare235]

@@kindlingkingnot really it’s shocker that did the heavy lifting

[@nickvang7]

They didn't fall for the Chameleon's disguise, they just really wanted an excuse to beat him up.

[@sdgdhpmbp]

They really wanted Sinister in their group name and no one else was available so... Granted, I don't know how true it is to Spiderman canon.

[@Deathmare235]

@@sdgdhpmbpthey kept shocker so that ain’t the reason

[@MusicoftheDamned]

​@@Deathmare235Shocker's technology is actually decently powerful. He just tends to be Rhino and Scorpion levels of incompetent while being squishier. Like another comment said, Chameleon in this context is basically just Mysterio but worse.

[@gourley_85]

​@Deathmare235 yeah karven, sandman, and vulture were Busy

[@Deathmare235]

@@MusicoftheDamned at least chameleon was threatening shocker was always just a joke character and by your logic shocker is just a worse rhino and scorpion

[@puffpuffpassmako]

Fun fact: In the first appearance of the sinister six, they all fought Spider-Man one at a time. The plan was that by the sixth member, he'd be too tired to fight. The direct opposite happened and he wiped the floor with every one of them. Then in the next appearance of sinister six, they ganged up on him and ended up flattening him in like 2 pages. One of the members (I think it was vulture) then yelled at doc ock for not thinking of this the first time

[@calebowens693]

If memory serves, they did think of it the first time. The reason they didn't do it initially was because they all had ego problems and turned it into a contest to see who would actually kill Spider-Man. Part of the problem was the writers knew that this video would be fairly accurate in how Spider-Man would actually do fighting all 6 at once.

[@captaincomic8678]

The way Sandman was defeated in that first appearance was fantastic, he trapped Spidey in an airtight box with him, the plan being to simply beat the shit out of him while he ran out of air... except Sandman forgot that he also needed to breathe and ended up passing out before Spidey. Bonus fun fact, Doctor Doom and the Green Goblin were also invited to join the original team, but declined, Doom due to being more interested in defeating the Fantastic Four, and the Goblin due to wanting to defeat Spider-Man himself.

[@HoradeFidges]

A shocker that electro was the one that put up the most fight, everyone else was humillated by spidey. He didn't even bothered knocking up Kraven, he just grabbed an item he was guarding and left

[@arthuryork2293]

​@@HoradeFidgesRead your second sentence again, carefully.

[@arandomidiot1593]

@@HoradeFidgesknocking _up??_ 🤨

[@Papaya_Bingus]

the implication that spider-man got up mid fight without any of them realizing to go back onto the roof just so he could launch himself back into the fight is the visual comedy I needed today

[@tubbymontana7090]

I love that cause he could’ve ran away 😂 but he was fighting in tilt at that point

[@rompevuevitos222]

Wrestling moment

[@thatsjayess]

I love the accuracy of Spider-Man continuing to make quips even while getting his ass kicked

[@Jeffreydefinitelynotdahmer]

Erm this is awkward

[@veilnebula2411]

BANZAI!

[@jtgd]

@@veilnebula2411boop

[@TriforceWisdom64]

My favorite thing about Spectacular Spider-Man is that he regularly takes beatings because he can't keep his mouth shut

[@UserT5959]

But if he ever stops talking, you know how serious things will be

[@Crumble_n_use]

The thing is Spider-Man usually beats the sinister six only though careful planning and consideration of each of their weaknesses, and rarely if ever fights them all head on. And when he does, it usually doesn't go well for him. So this is actually pretty accurate.

[@spade8094]

700th like

[@OmniGundam777]

Unless he has the black suit, or is not holding back.

[@waffler-yz3gw]

⁠@@OmniGundam777oh yeah the whole "oh he actually holds back all the time and is super powerful" thing, totally not stupid

[@BaulFoodmanedits]

@@waffler-yz3gwyea… i still don’t like apparently he’s as strong as hulk when he doesn’t hold back

[@YeetFeet-vh8xz]

​@@BaulFoodmaneditsno not really he isn't, hulk is most definitely stronger than Spiderman but Spiderman can be quick with his punches, plus he can destroy jaws not turn someone into mush.

[@randomhourglass5687]

I refuse to believe that "Oh god, all my greatest foes! And the Chameleon!" is not an actual Spider-Man quote from an actual comic. If not, that 100% must happen in the next Sinister Six story.

[@sergioelsergio]

Well, the Chameleon is one of the villains that has done the most personal damage to Spider-Man, so I don't think it makes sense, it would be better with Shocker

[@AgentofLADON]

Honestly it's a relief that Shocker didn't get the worst of it. I worry about how someone with clear issues with anxiety and depression deals with Spidey insults. Sometimes Spiderman can be a bit of a dick.

[@kingofcalories]

​@@AgentofLADONgiven that in one comic Spiderman is exploded by Sandman forcing himself into his body and you think he's a bit of a dick?

[@haelstrom101]

​@@AgentofLADONLuckily, this is quippy Spiderman, not douchebag Spiderman. Douchebag Spiderman can win without words

[@_G.C]

​@@haelstrom101Are we labeling them based on who was writing for them, or the different versions like the og or ultimate ones?

[@d4n737]

I LOVE the subversion of the trope of when the hero tries to turn villains against each other by asking "Who's really in charge?". Like, it's so painfully obvious what he's trying to do. And the fact that they instantly snap to "Doc Ock" is just great. They aren't children, of course they can recognise that they don't HAVE to be the leader

[@Fingersanaloghorror]

And the fact that they only think that because doc ock has the most limbs😂😂😂

[@Gabe600]

Except most villains are egocentrical megalomaniacs who want to rule over the world, it's totally in character for them to act that way

[@Gabe600]

Also most of the time they were planning on backstabing each other anyway

[@krossbow789]

@@Gabe600 Most of the sinister six villains aren't though, so it works; a surprisingly large number of spiderman villains are actually fairly grounded "Doing supervillainy for a paycheck" kind of guys, thinking about it. there's a reason why most of his villains end up in prison instead of an insane asylum.

[@dineez627]

@@Gabe600 Not all of them. Some could work fine with others. Just not for long and you got to be really picky on who you put together.

[@chillycharizard5985]

I love that Doc is actually an excellent leader to the six in this. Like "What do you guys think we should do?" Is the most good leader shit ever.

[@davidwuhrer6704]

Captain Picard style of leadership. Or Benjamin Disraeli.

[@erictalaveramartinez4160]

Notice he said this after achieving their goal... Twice.

[@talentless8625]

The random "fuck you chameleon" got me so hard I straight out burst into laughing after a short delay. That was too good.

[@cameronphoenixrose882]

then his defeated "I didn't even say anything :(" LMAO

[@Bloomzor]

got you so WHAT? 🤨

[@N.I.A23]

My fav part about spectacular spider-man is when someone was imposing as spidey to frame him and the options were either venom or the chameleon and peter was like "please be chameleon, please be chameleon, please ve chameleon ". He sees him as a no threat. lmao

[@luckyy3691]

It's funnier when you know that the Chameleon kills himself by jumping off a building in a comic because Peter laughed in his face in shock that he was giving him romantic advances

[@Rararaahahromaromamagagaoolala]

​@chadmad8761 I'm sobbing real tears

[@RancorSnp]

The two funniest things to me are 1) All my greatest foes, and the chameleon is something Peter would absolutely say 2) I remember there was an episode where they actually did team up, beat him up, unmasked him. And just let him be, because they believed that Peter just dressed up as Spider Man because he wasn't able to contact the real one This is basically canon events far as I am concerned

[@Avaruusmurkku]

Yeah, it was back in TAS when Peter was having mutation problems and kept losing his powers randomly. The footage in the video is actually from that episode. Spidey put a pitiful fight because he pretty much immediately lost his powers when the fight started. When they saw Spidey was Peter, they immediately assumed it was just Peter being desperate, because they had kidnapped Aunt May and demanded he lures Spider-Man to the building. They kept praising how Spider-Man was a fearsome foe, deadly accurate and so swift and dexterous that you could barely keep up with his movements. Peter's fight was nothing like that so Peter obviously wasn't Spider-Man.

[@spoofsrocks13]

I mean that episode is where the pictures in the video come from.

[@eternalfailure4081]

All SolidJJ sketches are canon

[@ViltrumiteIsRite99]

@@Avaruusmurkkuah, you just described my favorite part of that episode. Good shit

[@cf-4233]

@@eternalfailure4081 Especially the one with the Evil Justice League.

[@rainreign696]

I like how spidey's plan at the end there wasn't even to be used as an escape, just as one last "fuck you" to chameleon

[@krzysztofkomorowski5595]

I think he genuinely didn't know what Chameleons' power was.

[@LordTyph]

He probably got out while they were beating up Chameleon.

[@roxirock5455]

​@@LordTyphno, he went back to the roof so he could try to surprise attack all of them at once again. Third time's the charm

[@birdmcturd1626]

@@roxirock5455And without the Chameleon,there’s no way the villains will be able to beat him

[@wolfcl0ck]

I love how most of them weren't even there to kill him or like mortally wound him or something, they just wanted to beat him up.

[@DVXDemetrivs]

Who doesn't want this?

[@GBlockbreaker]

@@DVXDemetrivs scorpion wanted to stab him with his tail like a scorpion

[@that_guy55]

@@GBlockbreakerI mean he is a serial killer to be fair

[@benhaver9737]

This was hilarious. Though for anyone who legitimately wonders how Spider-Man struggles against each villain individually, yet has overcome them teaming up multiple times. Spider-Man summed up why in a quote. “When I’m fighting you guys one on one I’m trying not to hurt you. But when you all jump me at once like this I can’t afford to do that anymore.”

[@calebowens693]

Yeah, Spider-Man tends to hold back quite a bit. At one point he took Scorpion's jaw off with a single punch. Ezekiel Sims (older guy with identical powers) even berates him at one point for backing off when a thug threatens a hostage; Ezekiel just jumps the thug immediately and tells Peter that with their enhanced speed and reflexes there really isn't anything the thug can do to hurt the civilian.

[@charnor2727]

​@@calebowens693the removed jaw was from when doc ock took over his body and didn't realize that Spiderman was holding back heavily

[@N.I.A23]

The "he always hold back" is a stupid excuse and I don't get how people are dense enough to think its good. I can think of quadrillion ways spider-man can stop normal ass humans without hurting them. It's not like he's fighting doomsday, where the only way to stop him is by killing him. This is just bad writing to get the story going. Nothing more and nothing less.

[@drakegrandx5914]

@@N.I.A23 To be fair I agree. I think that the whole "He's holding back" thing could make sense in terms of explaining why Spider-Man would normally deal weaker blows, not why would he be physically weaker on a whole. It also strains my suspension of belief quite a bit: I know it's genetically-modified, but why would this random-ass (and unfinished) GM spider specifically be so superior to all other genetically-modified people going around, that it even overshadows ultratech? I've not a problem with Spider-Man beating up the SS after he gets fighting experience and physical training with the Avengers or against other major threats, but just "Oh yeah he normally holds back" feels like a really bad excuse.

[@N.I.A23]

@drakegrandx5914 Also, are you telling me that all of spidey hard-earned battles are meaningless now? Was spider-man just fucking around and allowing people to be endangered all this time?

[@ALPHABARLOG]

Fun fact: in original show Chameleon had no voice in his true form. All his lines were said using someone else's voice under a disguise.

[@bigbearkat2010]

I do feel he could've made the joke "scowls in lack of voice actor" or something

[@Deathmare235]

@@bigbearkat2010nah he just really wanted to hone in on chameleon’s uselessness

[@GreaserMan]

And Shocker literally never takes his mask off. His suit explodes in one episode, mask stays on. He's in jail, in a prison jumpsuit - still has the Shocker mask on.

[@greenredblue]

Perfect excuse to use your existing actors rather than hire a new one.

[@HMNCLunar]

@@GreaserMan He's too afraid to take it off after what Black Suit Spidey told him.

[@vacasupreme]

“All my greatest foes, and the Chameleon.” Spider-Man has his work cut out for him.

[@PepecoHub]

*Green Goblin yelling from far away* "FUCK YOU, SPIDER-MAN!" *Green Goblin flies by into the horizon sobbing*

[@ccvcharger]

@@PepecoHub Hey, it's not Spider-Man's fault that Gobby wasn't invited to be in the Sinister Six. It was Dock Ock's fault because he has the most limbs... er I mean because he's in charge.

[@byronrush9802]

​@@ccvchargerand they don't generally get along

[@ironmaster6496]

Considering what he did to him on the comics i can't really blame Spidey for being so rude to the Chameleon

[@Michael.Gunner]

"I'm gonna stab him in the back ... Like a scorpion" I love it that he had to elaborate that part xDD

[@ivancerecer5758]

I like how despite being unanimously being called the leader, Doc Ock still wants to hear the other's ideas

[@Deathmare235]

He’s the leader not a narcissist

[@francisstarrk2813]

good leadership comes from good listening skills and work delegation so... :v

[@drgojira6044]

@@francisstarrk2813 if only all supervillian teams worked like that

[@MusicoftheDamned]

​@@drgojira6044Hell, if only all teams worked like that. A lot of heroic teams aren't nearly so functional even when the heroes aren't so in name only, to say nothing of real life.

[@francisstarrk2813]

@@drgojira6044 they wouldn't be villains anymore..at best antiheroes, as said skills usually need an open mind and a clear head which are in conflict with villainous traits such as selfishness, pride and in some cases delusions of grandieur :v

[@ILikeSoda229]

I’m sorry but “We should kick his ass” “How much ass is there even left to kick??” has to be the funniest thing I’ve heard all day

[@hollow-kq5fouyhbguyk]

Sus among us lick my balls sus among us balls off the walls

[@tomhutchinson2653]

Oh god he’s trying again he’s coming

[@reubendeeley3830]

"an abandoned warehouse? in this economy" had me taken a back so fast and funny i just replayed it 10 times and laughed for a full minute

[@TheMC1102]

The biggest achievement Chameleon had in this is that it didn't take him 5 to 10 minutes to dress up as Spider-Man. Edit: That's the most likes I've ever gotten. Thanks, everyone.

[@kindlingking]

If I remember correctly in TAS he has a belt that allows him to turn into anyone on the fly.

[@e2b265]

@@kindlingkingBut he has to eat a fly to do it, as a chameleon

[@renatoalvisto8791]

@@kindlingking i doubt anybody here's gonna get this reference but... *KAMEN RIDE! S P I D E R M A N!*

[@TheMC1102]

@@renatoalvisto8791 I understood that reference.

[@bluescience9022]

@@renatoalvisto8791 ı didn't, what that referance is that

[@youguyslikekof9976]

Don’t really see how Chameleon couldn’t help. He could always disguise as Peter’s relatives to make him seem like they’re helping him during coma

[@thycheshirecatsmiscstuff447]

Anything Chameleon can do Mysterio can also do with illusions so that's probably why.

[@eduardopantoja9115]

​@@thycheshirecatsmiscstuff447You are right, Chameleon is a nerfed Mysterio

[@shaunstudios163]

Chameleons only helpful in among us

[@shaunstudios163]

@@Stevie-J Kraven was busy filming his movie but they already came up with the sinister six name so Kraven just got Chameleon to join

[@kmac291]

Also, since they don't know who Peter is it stands to reason that they don't know who his relatives are either so that's a no-go either way

[@Carlitonsp1]

"You just look like some fuckin guy", that actually did happen once. Vulture unmasked a hospitalized Peter, and was incredibly disappointed that it wasn't someone more important. He then released him from 1000 feet in the air.

[@sdgdhpmbp]

Well it was nice of Vulture to release him.

[@jlev1028]

Vulture: At least I'll discover his secret identity. *remove mask*... I have no idea who that is.

[@ohlookitisacat7404]

A similar case is Flash from Justice League, where Flash exchanged body with Lex Luthor. Lex unmask Flash to find his identity but doesn't recognize who he is. "I have no idea who this is" - Lex

[@timberwolf3229]

@@ohlookitisacat7404 I was reading the comments, hoping someone would note the parallel, but instead I discover it's a reply. 🙁

[@JeremiahEcks777]

Unfortunately that scene was also out of character. Peter Patker was known to the Vulture - he'd even kidnapped Peter before - and had visited Aunt May's for forgiveness. So the scene where he has Peter unmasked makes 0% sense.

[@icetide9411]

There's something so funny about Chameleon minding his own business while the rest of the team makes fun of Spiderman, and yet Peter says "F*ck you Chameleon."

[@dragonwings1273]

I find it hilarious that the Chameleon is the first villain to fight Spider-man, and now everyone just sort of treats him as a joke.

[@peshomighty5051]

Yeah the greatest for of the super intelegent Peter Parker but super powered punching is much cooler in tv show and movies. Honestly replace chameleon with the venom.

[@jeffbenton6183]

I was thinking the same thing.

[@InitialPC]

vulture was first

[@dragonwings1273]

@@InitialPC no, not the movies. The comics

[@InitialPC]

@@dragonwings1273 I was talking about the comics but I just double checked and you're right, I thought Vulture was the villain in the first issue turns out he appears in the second one.

[@monkeykingw]

"He's got the most arms, it only makes sense" Perfect logic

[@GZilla311]

Legit can’t argue against that.

[@Mspad91939]

This was the funniest one yet, I love that they call spider man out on how bad his plan is and his defense is to say “fuck you, chameleon” to the one guy who’s literally done nothing

[@Deathmare235]

That wasn’t even a defence he just really wanted to fuck with the guy and nothing more

[@skywatcher1082]

*Finally* some villains that don’t fight each other when the hero ask who’s the leader. Seen too many episodes of Villain Teams lose because they started fighting for the leadership. Like at least argue after you defeat or get rid of the hero.

[@AgentofLADON]

But who gets to kill the hero? That's the same argument all over again.

[@Deathmare235]

That was kinda the point of that line and hell this entire channel

[@Deathmare235]

@@AgentofLADONoh yeah that’s the one I actually hear

[@yells-of-the-not-so-danged]

My favorite version of 'Villains Team Up' is the Power Puff Girls one. The entire episode is just Beatles references for some reason and the way the team gets disbanded is because Mojojojo falls in love.

[@lukeskywalker987]

Well that's kind of the point. Supervillains are supposed to be their own worst enemy because they're often narcissists focused on inflating their ego and don't trust anyone because they're convinced the entire world is just as shitty as they are. Supervillains have a pretty strong Fascist influence since the Golden Age happened at almost the exact same time as WW2 and at that period the comic creators were almost entirely Jewish (with a few Italians who also probably had a bone to pick with a certain world leader).

[@lobsterminion693]

Secret Invasion writers: We tried, but it's impossible to make a good story. Disney: SOLIDJJ WAS ABLE TO MAKE ONE IN HIS GARAGE... WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS! Secret Invasion writers: I'm sorry. I'm not Solidjj...

[@Connor-o4n]

Disney: WELL FUCK YOU, WE'RE HIRING JJ

[@mrdeccles2427]

I love how Chameleon is just the Aquaman of the Sinister Six

[@RealMicsta]

I love that Scorpion has to clarify "like a scorpion" after asking to stab Spidey with his tail.

[@friedrichbrockmann8141]

Part of me wants to believe they all knew it was Chameleon and were just looking for an excuse to kick his ass.

[@davidwuhrer6704]

How could they possibly not know?

[@MightyMageGames]

I mean, they chose doc as the leader because of arms, despite their decent intelligence they definitely slow.

[@selamandreykum5844]

Gotta love how this Spider-Man actually sees Mysterio as a "great foe", unlike how most other Spider-Men probably would

[@raj_a_jaiswal]

Hey if he takes the Shocker seriously... Why not the guy with a fish bowl for a head that can make him question his sense of reality

[@selamandreykum5844]

@@raj_a_jaiswal I mean, Shocker probably has a bigger body count than most other people Spider-Man fights

[@Deathmare235]

Considering that shocker and chameleon are here it’s easy too see why he’s considered a great threat

[@Deathmare235]

@@selamandreykum5844wait then why is he so weak against Spider-Man

[@selamandreykum5844]

@@Deathmare235 cause he doesn't have any super powers. He's just a guy who blows stuff up with some high-tech weapons

[@bdletoast09]

Love the immediate response of Doc Ock as the leader. Yeah, I know Spidey actually won against them by putting them against each others this way, but in every single incarnation of the Sinister Six that featured Otto in the roaster, he was the leader. The guy is just one of Spider-Man most iconic villain.

[@davidwuhrer6704]

He also has the most money. There's a Daredevil issue where Doc Ock is the absentee landlord of all the secret hideouts for the secret identities of other villains.

[@Thayne1]

Its funny to think about how the Sinister Six was formed to kill Spider-Man and the first time they show up, their plan was "lets all fight him in separate locations lmao"

[@lizardguyNA]

This is why villain team ups make for such good stories. Also, love the fact that even though this is 90s Spider-man instead of 60s Spider-man, Chameleon is still a joke.

[@Deathmare235]

Yet they actually took shocker seriously

[@lizardguyNA]

@@Deathmare235 To be fair, Shocker is pretty dangerous with those wrist doodads.

[@thepunisher4507]

​@Deathmare235 I mean he did kick punisher's ass that one time.

[@smickothesmickest]

​@@Deathmare235he makes earthquakes and he could probably recreate 9/11 if he found a big enough building

[@captaincomic8678]

@@smickothesmickest Give him a good-sized chunk of vibranium and you've got a bomb that could take out several city blocks at least.

[@joejerian8993]

Very noble of Chameleon to sacrifice himself so Spider-Man can get away. Always knew he was a good guy.

[@Jotari]

I don't think he even got away. He was still tied to a chair after all.

[@WelloBello]

@@Jotari He just wanted to see chameleon get his ass kicked.

[@JJ_R]

You made this in a garage? Nice going! Imagine what you can do with a full studio!

[@ZVAARI]

imagine what he can do with TWO garages

[@christiangagnere]

​@@ZVAARI😂

[@j.trades9691]

He made this in a garage, with a box of scraps!

[@HoV326]

This is only 1% of his true power

[@devinpaul9026]

Hope The Mysterious Car didn't mind him commandeering his lair.

[@floatingf8783]

The funniest part about this is that in the actual show, the first part of Spider-Man's plan to defeat the Sinister Six was pretending to be the Chameleon and attacking Rhino so that when Rhino actually encountered the Chameleon he'd fight him instead of Spider-Man.

[@justme22154]

The best part is that Spidey's still tied up. He didn't do that to escape, he just wanted Chameleon to get jumped.

[@Moxilock]

I appreciate thow the higherarchy of the Sinister Six is determined. It really makes a lot of sense that the most arms is the most in charge.

[@PeteOfDarkness]

I hope they won't find out about Man-Spider.

[@ccvcharger]

@@PeteOfDarkness I think that's two episodes later, if I recall correctly.

[@--CHARLIE--]

​@@PeteOfDarkness thats still the same number of limbs as doc ock. Both have 8 in total.

[@CaptainBlue808]

But Rhino, being the largest one of them all, could simply eat the others. I’d say that beats out having six arms.

[@FurnaxIkki]

@@CaptainBlue808 Tragically Rhinos are known to be herbivores and he's not going to betray that part of his identity.

[@TheKingHomieRealBromie]

What ever happened to Rhino's simplistic nature of running into walls?

[@JM-mh1pp]

You have to evolve man, you cannot just keep youthfull enthusiasm forever, at some point (if you are lucky) your hobby becomes your job and you have to introduce more structure and planning into it. Sure you still feel the kick of running through walls but now you have to take into account payment, possible carrier advancements and similar stuff, so it is still there, but you know, just part of the greater whole.

[@TheKingHomieRealBromie]

​@@JM-mh1ppHuh, never thought to put it that way, I guess if I were Rhino, I would be tired of running into walls at some point too

[@antonhanna2423]

He did that for a couple years, made himself super smart, lost his girlfriend, made himself dumb again, almost got killed by Punisher, became a PMC, got *another* girlfriend, she got killed by someone trying to replace Rhino, he killed them, faked drowning to death, tried to retire only for second girlfriend to come back to life. My guy almost has it just as rough as Juggernaut.😮‍💨

[@JM-mh1pp]

@@antonhanna2423 Jesus, after all of this I am really not surprised that his simple pleasure of just running through walls have been diminished. All of this pain, all this emotional trauma, it must take away a lot of that childlike wonder.

[@danguy6591]

Thats 60's rhino

[@marcusbighouse]

Imagine using your last breath just to mock one of the enemies who did nothing to help

[@Roberto-nn6kb]

Sigma male

[@davidhong1934]

He didn't even bother escaping afterwards

[@LFanimes333]

I mean, other than Scorpion, no one really wanted to kill him.

[@calebowens693]

In all fairness, that'd probably be canon for Spider-Man.

[@0penthaughtz]

I love how Doc Oc is the later and the smartest member of the Sinister Six and yet he didn't think that they would succeed in beating up Spider-Man. Which causes them all to have some weird existential crisis...brilliant!

[@xinimaru7200]

Imagine how pissed the Green Goblin would be if they actually put him in a coma, or killed him. It would be like the Joker finding out Batman was dead.

[@GZilla311]

Well, that was fun. Who's up for Chinese?

[@bernirn]

“‘We’? Have you been talking to your arms again, doc?” This is gold. It’s like finding unused quips by Spider-Man because they are too savage

[@tomk1049]

I LOVE the chaos this channel creates

[@MrFell.]

Spiderman's hospital bill is gonna hurt more than his injuries

[@Deathmare235]

I wonder how he even goes to the hospital like would it be Spider-Man or Peter Parker also if it’s Peter Parker what excuse would he make for his injuries hell it could be a video idea

[@the_man_emperor_of_mankind]

​@@Deathmare235in the PS4 spiderman game, one of the backpack items is a hospital bill for a broken Arm from kingpin, it was billed for peter Parker. As for the reason, eh, weird stuff happens in new York city, he can probably make up a reason

[@ccvcharger]

@@Deathmare235 He's a very dedicated photographer. And as an amateur photographer myself, I can definitely say that we have an uncanny tendency to place ourselves in stupidly dangerous situations, just to get the perfect shot.

[@Okbuddypal]

You know that Robot Chicken gag where Bane always shows up out of nowhere and breaks Batman's back? That's what this reminds me of

[@Emilis2023]

"Don't sweat it kid, I don't think any of us know who you are. You just look like some guy" Lol, man, that's a really good point.

[@calebe4266]

1:57 Me and the boys remastered

[@pabloosset2533]

As a Shocker fan, I appreciated not making him the butt of the jokes.

[@Deathmare235]

Fr shocker fans got blessed with this one

[@everysinglepoop]

Yeah I was shocked he didn’t go for that angle

[@--CHARLIE--]

​@@everysinglepoop I see what you did there.

[@GreaserMan]

Don't mock the Shocker.

[@EnzerPyro]

What a shocker.

[@tornado5d267]

I love how they all accept doc ock as the leader not based on his intelligence or how he formed the team but because he has the most arms

[@Deathmare235]

Dumb

[@Deathmare235]

Copied

[@lego_minifig]

Even copied the misspelling

[@melekashiro]

Well.... mysterio could create milions of ilusory arms.

[@Appletank8]

He could do paperwork 3 times as fast!

[@HeisenbergFam]

Chameleon's Spiderman card just to be beaten is proof he is a man of focus, committment and sheer feckin will

[@antonhanna2423]

What else do you expect from Kraven's brother? Villain or not, he has rep in these streets (Even though Chameleon and the rest of the family never see eye to eye that often).😅

[@tachytack]

dude seriously touch some grass

[@shaunstudios163]

Alright I touched some grass

[@Spacebugg]

But I still feel like shit

[@JannPoo]

@@tachytack It's a bot. It's just an AI trying to emulate the type of comments that get a lot of upvotes. When you think about it, that comment doesn't really make sense.

[@RobinRhombus2]

This is what Chameleon gets for taking up Vulture's rightful place in the six.

[@Vladimir_4757]

"I wanna stab him....stab him with my tail....like a scorpion" fucking killed me

[@justyouraveragejoe9454]

See the thing is, Spidey's arsenal makes him really, *really* good in group fights. His spider sense and his flexibility actually makes it easier for him to fight large groups of enemies. Doc Ock figured that out very quickly, which is why he sets the team up for gauntlet runs for Peter so often. Send them all in at once, he uses your numbers against you and screws you over. Send them in one by one and wear him down in an endurance fight, *that's* the plan that gets results most often.

[@TrueLegateDamar]

Spider-Man beat up the X-Men during Secret Wars when they attacked him for learning about them wanting to abandon the other superheroes, and only Xavier brainwashing kept that from happening. And during the first Civil War, he beat up an entire row of supervillains and superheroes including Reed Richards in two panels.

[@davidwuhrer6704]

An endurance fight works better with the whole team present. They can take turns, and also assist each other. Conservation of ninjitsu like in a Bud Spencer & Terence Hill brawl, where everyone gets in the way of everyone else, only works if the others don't fight as a team. In a comic, a 1:1 is easier to follow. You never know what is happening in the brawls in Asterix, which is not a style that works for Spiderman. But I'm also reminded of how the dread pirate Rogers defeated Andre the Giant.

[@stripedgillette3580]

@@TrueLegateDamar How did he "beat up" Reed Richards?

[@TrueLegateDamar]

@@stripedgillette3580 Kicking him in the throat after dodging his arms.

[@stripedgillette3580]

@@TrueLegateDamar ...isn't Reed's whole power being so elastic that physical force alone can't hurt him?

[@shmendrickswamii5914]

When the 6 of them voted for leadership of the Sinister Six, Doc Oc won unanimously, 10-0.

[@uncolaman99]

Makes sense, as the Doc was able to vote with four extra "raised hands."

[@BurntMemoriesAlt]

​@@uncolaman99 Congratulations, you got the joke.

[@P2bowish]

A new voice over. I’ve been blessed.

[@VladyO]

The first time Spider-Man fought the Sinister Six, they did in fact fight Spidey one-at-a-time. The Six hated each other so much they couldn't coordinate a proper plan except "tire him out and hopefully one of us gets him" instead of, you know, "jump him."

[@joeker5208]

Takes him whole episode to barely takedown one of them. Yet thought he could take on some his more fearsome enemies……and Chameleon at the same time. Also, the amount Chameleon disrespect his is insane 😂

[@mariobrothersfan2792]

The fact Chameleon is Spider-Man’s first ever villain makes everyone going in so hard on him extra funny

[@billyweed835]

I love how the gag of them tanking off the mask only to be like "Ah....SOME GUY" is in fact canon.

[@TheAnimeEncyclopedia]

The Sinister Six: If nothing else i can learn Spider Mans secret identity Also The Sinister Six: I've got no idea who this is

[@melvinfranco2142]

JLU reference?

[@TheAnimeEncyclopedia]

@@melvinfranco2142 Exactly XD

[@Lt_meancat]

The "in this economy" line is actually from the spiderman animated series. Love that he actually watches what he uses.

[@liliowen2132]

I thought they would actually put him in a medically induced coma, but this works too

[@Deathmare235]

Title kinda misleading but I’ll allow it

[@GnomallyOrcward]

Kraven's Last Hunt (1987)

[@Airf0il]

They must have put Chameleon disguised as Spiderman in a coma. His disguise was so good, he even fooled the creator of the vid.

[@Crumble_n_use]

I imagine this is canon to most of Solid jj's other Spidey sketches, because that's the only reason I can think of that the chameleon would be getting shat on this hard

[@zlch4021]

Because In one on one combat, the chameleon has literally no powers

[@Deathmare235]

@@zlch4021he can disguise as uncle Ben

[@ironmaster6496]

@@Deathmare235 I'm...pretty sure that would make things worse for him

[@DoomSlayer-gj8qb]

@@Deathmare235”he can disguise as uncle Ben” Dude would go to the hospital looking like Batman got to him if that happens.

[@davidhong1934]

In the comics, Chameleon was defeated by Mary Jane (hit by baseball bat) and Aunt May (ate her cookies)

[@MegaZx31]

1:50 vulture once found out who spider-man actually was and he was shocked. He thought he was someone significant but he was a nobody, he could be working at a gas station for all he knows and out of shock he dropped him

[@chris_t2020]

1:22 I love how your Spidey sounds like the Romano portray from the PSX game and Spider-Man Unlimited.

[@mosesmm5473]

I love how they immediately call Doc Ock their leader and afterwards he ASKS them what they want to do now that they're owned Spider-man, man respects his teammates and their input...except for Chameleon, man gets nothing from nobody.

[@R2debo_]

This almost played out like a movie scene. It looked amazing!

[@INAFL4SH]

HI

[@Slash2314YT]

2:45 "Fuck the puns, I'm just gonna kill you" 😂 I love shocker in this

[@sunnyscript1224]

In character

[@villain9482]

Didn't beat around the bush 💀

[@DinoRicky]

Hi n pfp fan

[@Slash2314YT]

​@@DinoRicky hello!

[@Goldtiger142003]

This one had me crying. Excellent voices, excellent premise, and the severe disrespect toward Chameleon were all just great.

[@Deathmare235]

And shocker gets off Scot free

[@Nyzer_]

I love the idea that the Sinister Six are just so confused by the lack of challenge in the battle that they kinda lost the will to just kill him and don't know what to do anymore.

[@theonlyfinal]

the "oh my ears burn" was an amazing reference

[@ValueNetwork]

1:13 I want to imagine that Mysterio cast a illusion that made Chameleon say his words just so Chameleon could take another stray bullet from spidey!

[@joeda900]

I literally thought the same thing but at the same time Spider-Man just randomly roasting Chameleon sounds even funnier imo

[@theinvisiblegentleman1142]

"Fuck you chameleon" "I didn't even say anything?" Amazing, bravo.

[@spider-man500]

2:13 "I'm a simple guy. I see a guy in a chair and I stab him"

[@KodahSmith]

I do love how this is basically just what happens in that episode

[@jeefberky9101]

The "oh he's gonna go for it again" bit had me in stitches

[@owellafehr5191]

I love how they never had any evil plan, they just wanted to fight Spider-Man. XD

[@PlayTendo4]

0:57 THE METAL PIPE SOUND EFFECT LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@tastethepainbow]

And the penis music sound effect, too

[@Mikael404]

1:53 I think Doc Ock is the only one who actually knows Peter personally.

[@Deathmare235]

And scorpion knows of him

[@petrspetsnaz630]

@@Deathmare235 And venom... And Kraven at some point... And goblin...

[@JeremiahEcks777]

In the comics pretty much all of these guys found out his identity. Octopus body swapped him. Mysterio currently knows; he found out in Hell. He might have been Mephisto Mindwiped to forget but he visited the Ultimate Universe where the identity is public. Scorpion was told by Norman Osborn. Chameleon kidnapped and unmasked him. He already suspected due to being involved with duplicating Peter's parents via Harry Osborn. Rhino deduced it briefly in an issue of Tangled Web. Only Shocker here didn't know until Civil War and hasn't found out again since.

[@petrspetsnaz630]

@@JeremiahEcks777 Shoker the only one who doesn't know and Mystetio literally getting info from hell is funny on it's own

[@Mikael404]

@@JeremiahEcks777 Just to be clear to your and others. I meant Doc Ock knowing Peter as an Peter not as an Spider-Man.

[@superxavxii421]

For once they don't fall for the "whos really in charge" trope 😂

[@Xavier_1718]

I wanna imagine he lost just aiming for chameleon the whole time and getting hit by the others 😭

[@raresuwako6796]

Usually infighting starts when a defender asks who is in charge of a group of villains but these guys all accept doc oct as leader with no hesitation at all

[@Deathmare235]

That’s not how infighting starts it’s when they ask who kills the hero

[@TheHulkbuster13]

I’m not saying Chameleon is the worst villain, but in the Earth 616 universe, both Mary Jane and Aunt May have beaten him.

[@morgantodd3748]

He's not even the most successful Spider-Man impostor. Chameleon was figured out by Aunt May after only the slightest slipup, while Otto had _everyone_ fooled after bodyjacking Peter, even Aunt May, despite making _zero_ effort to act anything like Peter.

[@keithharrissuwignjo2460]

Is that the one where Aunt May killed him with arsenic?

[@boxtank5288]

​@@keithharrissuwignjo2460She hadn't actually put Arsenic in the cookies, she just said that to fuck with Chameleon. All the while basically telling him how he sucks at impersonating folk.

[@TheHulkbuster13]

@@morgantodd3748 Otto had an easier time pretending to be Spider-man and Peter since (1) He took over his body and (b) had his memories as well. Otto/Spider was basically Peter with a personality change which people did noticed. He once threatened to sue the X-Men if anyone read his mind.

[@joaocarlosdarosafagundes7482]

@@TheHulkbuster13 1, b, III, Δ, IIIII, etc.

[@camerondodge2070]

This is why Chameleon works better as a behind the scenes operator type of villain. He's no good in fights or a team setting, but get him as a shadowy mastermind and he's golden. Like in that one 90's era story where Chameleon tricked Peter with robot duplicates of Peter's parents, making him think they were alive again.

[@Mr.Faust3]

1:30 this would have worked if green goblin was there

[@tuckernutter]

"My ears burn" jfc I've been waiting for someone to acknowledge that sensation after having their ass handed to them

[@lisboah]

You see, the problem is that Spiderman expected for the "Conservation of Ninjutsu" trope to apply to villains as well.

[@AgentofLADON]

Does that work with non ninja?

[@lisboah]

@@AgentofLADON All the time in fiction.

[@Deathmare235]

That sounds like the official name for talk no jutsu

[@fearedjames]

​​​@@Deathmare235Its a trope referring to how the less people in a group, the stronger each individual person is and vice versa. Because it's so common for individually strong opponents in media to be mysteriously weak when tag teaming one character or for a group to get demolished as a group only for individual members to somehow stand their ground in 1v1s when 3 seconds prior they were getting ruined with backup.

[@williamdaviddiazcuchimaque7511]

​@@fearedjamesme recuerda a ese episodio de ben 10 donde el se clona y no puede vencer a un caballero éterno con armadura hasta que se vuelve a unir

[@marioacosta-warren921]

What funny is in their debut, Doc sock realized the Sinister Six couldn’t work together at all so the plan was spidey fought them one by one and they tuckered him out.

[@davidwuhrer6704]

Which is exactly what you learn not to do when you study military tactics. (Or play strategy games.) A rope is broken thread by thread.

[@pisaks6782]

Doc Sock 💀

[@tubebammy]

"And the Chameleon" Took me all of 20 seconds before I started crying laughing and realize he was about to be the butt of every joke.

[@dittoma]

"SOLID JJ RECORDED THIS, IN A GARAGE!!! ... ... WITH A BUNCH OF MEMES!!!"

[@zwabTheRealOne]

2:54 - A garage?! In this economy!

[@mudassirshaikh8662]

*abandoned

[@xdifficultviper9916]

This is one of the best ones in awhile, laughed everytime chameleon caught a stray and them choosing doc oc based on him having the most arms without a thought is 10/10 subversion

[@Starman593862]

No amount of beatdown can stop Spider-Man from making quips.

[@fionnbarrcasey5247]

“All of my greatest foes… And the Chamelion!” 🤣🤣🤣 So savage. You never disappoint, this honestly sums up my thoughts on Chamelion

[@ChaotixBR]

And now we know how spider-man would be without his spider-sense and his agility,

[@ricardonb6375]

Well, he was losing his spider powers at that moment

[@meteor22]

The "fuck you chameleon" outta nowhere and spidey talking shit that chameleon hasn't done anything the whole time had me in stitches. 😂

[@100_funsshatta]

0:13 definitely a reference the way peter said it

[@Spider-ManMarvellous]

To what? The “I’ll chase you to the ends of the Earth” thing?

[@Mrbuttboi]

Rhino? Mysterio? *GET BACK HERE SHOCKERRRRRRRRRR!!!* Scorpion? Chameleon?