Spider-Man's Deadly Radioactive Sperm | Spider-Man: Reign

[@comicpop]

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[@jeff8008]

Oh, man. That close-up of Ethan was the radioactive money shot that I was waiting this entire video for.

[@oatmat]

So Spider-Man is the real Jizzler?

[@ShawnWeeded510]

Radioactive Jizzler Man

[@steellegionaire]

Does whatever a jizzler can.

[@vincentbrown4009]

+Austin Dipiazzo take a look, on your head, Hey there! Here cums the Jizzler-Man

[@supermegapizzaguy808]

+Vincent Brown Fucking Brilliant! 😂

[@yapaldildo4805]

Vincent Brown LOLOLOLLOL

[@Grievousish]

And this was the day that the comic pop crew lost all innocence. Gone were the days of joy and childish wonder as they read about that most horrifying of concepts, spider-man's radioactive "webbing". Perhaps some day a ghost of their former selves may return to bring back the happiness and fun that comes from comics. Until that day, we mourn the loss in silence.

[@nx_01]

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[@comicpop]

Dylan, contact me.

[@100thdavid9]

Dylan Barrick

[@rbraunbeck96]

37:53 I think you guys broke Ethan

[@ItsOver9000Productions]

Oh crap. I left the same comment and when I scrolled through the comments I saw this. I think we can all agree. Ethan is broken.

[@dentonfilms8446]

He got too physical

[@HollowGolem]

That is the face of a man who has lost hope.

[@michaelreed6375]

Jonathan Eilbeck 🤣🤣🤣

[@marcushamner5994]

Ethan was never the same😂😂

[@nicepperson4917]

*sees Back Issues has a new episode* *sees that it is about Spider-man: Reign* *small sinister smile touches lips* *clicks on video*

[@shaddowrealm]

I still can't get over that fucking bullseye joke. Good fucking job Ben, I was expecting that

[@shaddowrealm]

Wasn't*

[@Herosmurf]

Personally, I would like to see them do a Daredevil Dark Knight Returns kind of story. I've given it some thought myself as to a loose outline of a plot. My idea was that Matt Murdock does eventually go away only for a couple of years to go to Japan to more fully train and when he comes back there is a new Kingpin of Crime who is this huge mutant who is basically built like Doomsday. Due to Matt having his secret identity out in the public for so long it's a fact that he can't maintain both sides of his life forever and so either he needs to stop being Matt Murdock or stop being Daredevil (this taking place before this story). He stops the regular side of his life because he can't stop himself from being Daredevil and becomes a far more reclusive figure, similar to how in the early years of Batman people see him as an urban legend. By the way, Matt is about in his 60's in the story so he isn't quite as strong and he can't rely on his natural talent in acrobatics and has to fight smarter (which is the reason that he left to go to Japan to better train himself). He has gotten to the point where he has trained his heightened senses to work better than they currently do. For example, where Matt currently is very vulnerable to extreme sound at the moment, in the story he can block out sounds and instead rely on his other senses like smell and touch to act as well as his radar. The bulk of the story would be Matt returning to Hell's Kitchen to take down this new Kingpin who is far physically superior to him. Along the way we would see how the Marvel Universe has changed in those years. For example, Peter Parker (topical for this video) is no longer Spider-Man, is married to Mary Jane, has Parker Industries and has a daughter called May. The reason for Spider-Man's retirement is that his main motivation is responsibility and so I thought that he would only stop being Spider-Man if it had become irresponsible for him to do so. Basically, it's that Pete got too old and slowed down too much to the point where he was no longer helping when he got involved. May Parker was born after he retired (they could have adopted as I think they'd have to be pretty old). Also, with Peter deciding that he was too old and slow to keep being a hero it's a mirror of Matt, himself, having become a lot older and having to fight a lot differently and whether he should give up. Foggy died a long time ago which was the main instigator of Matt choosing to give up his life as Matt Murdock. Wilson Fisk died of a heart attack brought on by being pretty old eventually and being the weight that he is. Matt would spend the story taking down this new Kingpin's empire until they eventually face off with Matt fighting a lot smarter, laying traps etc. There's a lot I can't be bothered to type but it was an idea I had and may write. Who knows? Also, I liked the episode as always

[@VJ-ss7il]

Herosmurf that’s pretty good

[@xanderkeagan3774]

InstaBlaster.

[@ryuoh6928]

I once thought of a story which was basically Spider-Man's "Renew Your Vows" but for Batman. Bruce is still Batman and Selina is still Catwoman, but now they're parents of a daughter called Martha (figures) who is about seven/eight and still doesn't know who they really are (so yeah, she isn't the new Robin, or anything like that). The idea would be to explore how they could keep their routines while caring for a child, and to see how their clashing perspectives of morality and justice would affect their personal life now that said child's added to the mix (since, despite Catwoman now being a superhero through and through, certain aspects of her old self clinge to her like a terribly addictive habit).

[@Herosmurf]

@Benny Fair fax Oh my god, I completely forgot that I ever posted this but as someone else just replied to this comment years later, I've seen that there were a few replies. I don't really have news on this particular idea but I will be finishing my PhD this year and am hoping to have more time and energy to spend pursuing writing as a hobby that could grow into something when I'm done. Maybe that will go somewhere and if I were to do something like this idea, I'd probably make it a little less grimdark than what I had in my head at the time. I do still really remember this, though, so maybe there's something in the idea worth holding onto. My title for it at the time was always going to be something like "The Old Man Without Fear" to go with Marvel's titles like "Old Man Logan" etc. But yeah, no real updates on writing other than I'm aiming to finish a novel I've been holding off on while I've been doing my doctorate in the next year or so.

[@royal6827]

Sal-"They literally said she was riddled with it." Ethan-"Cancer? (please don't say semen, please don't say semen..)". Sal-"Yea". Ethan-"(thank god)".

[@NeutralGuyDoubleZero]

I still like this book for the most part. Some of the story is legitamately lost in the ridicuously edgy and depressing fucked up stuff they force in at some points, like spidermans gamma splooge etc. But I think it still had some awesome and clever bits to it. The image of Doc Ocks arms ominously walking about against the sky, Peter going through his old rogues gallery bruce lee style floor by floor, him shouting the last line of the 60s cartoon theme as he punches through the coffin in his old suit, him and kraven snorting illusion/fear gas, (theyre interchangeable to me), and just fucking charging at each other, Sandman having an emotional scene with his little cement girl, the amazing scenes between him and mary jane both in flashback and crazy ghost format, etc. Theres some really kickass stuff in here. You just gotta dig through some grey to get to it.

[@owenleal]

Doc Ock having died years ago and his arms just carting his rotting corpse around is really chilling. And theres so much other fucked shit too. I remember reading an issue of this run as a small child and it legitmately traumatised me, like I was up for weeks. I had to ask to have the comics removed from my bedroom and to a whole nother room of the house.

[@kazen16]

LMFAO Ethan is just destroyed by the revelation! good show guys!!!

[@100thdavid9]

Jonas Cabrera

[@trilobitose]

100th DAVID

[@akap]

Technically his saliva would also be radioactive and just making out with her or sharing a drink or something would irradiate her, at least slightly.

[@neal2399]

Nope, just cum. Every other body fluid is fine, it’s just his cum. Spider radiation is stored in the balls, dontcha know?

[@Mr-Green0]

I have a question. Who thought this whole radioactive semen is a good idea? That just ruined of how I think of Spider-Man.

[@CosmicSponge2004]

@@Mr-Green0 That's the point! You won't see that in Batman!

[@Mr-Green0]

@@CosmicSponge2004 Look, what matters is that the whole radioactive semen isn't canon like the other stories like One More Day, Sins Past, and Trouble. Also there was something disturbing in Batman like Batman Damned and The Killing Joke and Arkham Asylum graphic novel.

[@CosmicSponge2004]

@@Mr-Green0 Aren't there like hundreds of spiderman canons!?

[@ItsOver9000Productions]

I think this is the most fucked up back issues that wasn't written by Frank Miller. But was inspired by Frank Miller. WOW

[@dennisduffy21stcenturybeep25]

+It's Over 9000 Productions It may as well have been written by Frank Miller. It was basically an homage to one of his stories.

[@ItsOver9000Productions]

Dennis Duffy 21st Century Beeper Salesman Holyshit. Just realized it

[@tjjordan4207]

Yep

[@ashrendar7173]

I laughed my ass off at "Because he didn't have Sex with Aunt May!"

[@gojira387]

I love how Ben & Ethan are so in sync they react at the same time to some of the crazy stuff in this book! WOW! This story sounds bonkers, I would've reacted the exactly same way.

[@mateuscordeiropereira6198]

"FUCKING OLD" love it. Love the new format of the show! Keep up the good work!

[@dinojackson8116]

Spider spunk, spider spunk, radioactive spider spunk

[@marcushamner5994]

37:53 “My Spider spunk!”- Ben🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@matiasleon9657]

52:26 I love when Ben lost it

[@marcushamner5994]

37:17 Ben finally gets it!😂😂

[@chesterpepper3103]

I’ve been tearing through these episodes. This is the best one I’ve seen yet. The cast just had some amazing moments.

[@kingcoheed1208]

Ben and Ethan's reactions are gold, you guys need a award just for that

[@ThatKevinBravo]

I really want a voice over of Ethan of his thoughts in the spider semen part. Because that was priceless

[@zangetsu134]

Actually the Hypno Hustler's ladies are called the Mercy Killers Yes I am not proud I know that

[@sirloinofice]

hypno hustler sounds like the name of a character in parappa the rapper.

[@zangetsu134]

...Huh...kind of have to agre You think that would have happened

[@ghostwarrior3878]

The reaction Ethan and Ben had when they heard about doc Ock was the exact same reaction I had when I first read this book.

[@hoistinhollywood]

38:38 the funniest part of this entire episode oh my god

[@putridsunrise192]

Mary Jane was jizzed to death XD Btw this sounds more like a weird parody of TDKR than a homage.

[@Kopaka808]

+Omar "I am filled with radioactive blood. And not just blood...every fluid..touching you...loving you.... like a spider, crawling up inside your body and laying a thousand eggs of cancer....I killed you. And those last precious moments, I didn't even share them with you" quote from the comic....

[@derwunderjizz9249]

Damn, he really killed both his girlfriends by breaking their backs

[@zachhaynes6924]

No, not the Hypno-Hustler! How could they?

[@georgebaynard4096]

Zach Haynes Hypno Hustler!!! You can’t escape me!! I’ll chase you to the ends of the earth!!!

[@Rairiky]

The moment tiff appears you know the story gets real lol classic back issues,if one day you want to revisit kaare Andrews his iron fist run is great with incredible art

[@PlayForLOLs]

I gotta say, after a really shitty day at work its so nice to see a new Back Issues. You guys always my week better.

[@b1merio]

Speaking of Sandman, you know what would make a Dramatic Comics video (if you're still doing them)? The time Sandman visited The Thing in the hospital. Simple yet strangely touching. Anyway, great video. That zoom in on Ethan after you mentioned radioactive sperm, PRICELESS!

[@CharlieHepp]

I still like this book for the most part. Some of the stories are legitimately lost in the ridiculously edgy and depressing fucked up stuff they force in at some points, like Spiderman gamma splooge, etc. But I think it still had some awesome and clever bits to it. The image of Doc Ocks arms ominously walking about against the sky, Peter going through his old rogue's gallery bruce lee style floor by floor, him shouting the last line of the 60s cartoon theme as he punches through the coffin in his old suit, him and Kraven snorting illusion/fear gas, (they're interchangeable to me), and just fucking charging at each other, Sandman having an emotional scene with his little cement girl, the amazing scenes between him and mary jane both in flashback and crazy ghost format, etc. There's some really kickass stuff in here. You just gotta dig through some grey to get to it. Lead-Lined Condoms, for all your superhero needs. Tested by the world's finest from Captain Atom to Doctor Manhattan, and even the Man of Steel himself. This ad was approved by your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man. A portion of all the proceeds goes to the fund for those affected by sexually transmitted cancer. I liked this story, but I think I'm more liking the premise than the story itself. There are elements I think are interesting that the book either doesn't address or just executes in a way that I don't like. Basically, I feel as though I or another writer could be given this premise and do something really cool with it. I can't remember what exact comic it was, I think it may have been the What if Civil War never ended issue but Kingpin tried to take Doc Oc's arms for himself and died in the process and it was really creepy because u just had a giant obese mass of muscle barely resembling a rotting kingpin with his intestines exposed attached to Doc Oc's arms. pretty cool lol I don't really read comics or plan to read them but I like watching these videos. They should have made Peter Parker in his 90s and Mary Jane's death be at the hands of Venom or the Kingpin. And as for who should be the Superman of the comic, either Daredevil, Iron Man or Captain America. One of the three would have worked. The look of Ethan's mind being blown was absolutely amazing. Some of the instinctive reactions and the small edits and zooms are just some of the reasons why I love comic pop One little thing I really dig about this book is 'Otto' describing his arms as his Four Sons. That's so brilliantly twisted you miss I have seen his real name in the jail you miss I saw him is Michael Myers them song remix 1-hour love the episode guys it made me laugh really hard, this show actually got me back into comics I've picked up a lot you guys have done! I laughed my ass off at "Because he didn't have Sex with Aunt May!" LMFAO Ethan is just destroyed by the revelation! good show guys!!! I liked this story, but I think I'm more liking the premise than the story itself. There are elements I think are interesting that the new book either doesn't address or just executes in a way that I don't like. Basically, I feel as though I or another writer could be given this premise and do something really cool with it really are, guess who is Ben Proker dressed up like Michael Myers he is a fanboy in the Rewatch who draws the art face draws like Michael Myers he did lying to her mother as he as done to be I was waiting for this entire video to open the door in Jamie Lee Curtis is a new writer on the plot okay let me know that is deep Secert is Ben Proker as my Ben Proker father told me on setup heir him on stage as he as done to destroyed venom and Kraven of the hunter okay from ending okay let me know the new role on stage.

[@comixproviderftw_02]

And now we’re getting Spider-Man Reign 2…

[@SpartanWolf047]

Rewatching this after hearing Sal say Spider-Man: Reign 2 issue #2 was his comic book of the week. Lol

[@Web-Gamer2432]

Am I the only one who cried while reading the part with zombie Mary Jane

[@ridge825]

9:31 THANK YOU!!!! Take notes Marvel

[@KibaRanger_Kou]

"The batteries run out and they kill him" "What the fuck?!" haha. This was the video that made me LOVE ComicPOP.

[@Redem10]

Is that me or Jameson was the bigger hero in this?

[@zypher8677]

37:00 I LOVE THAT ENTRANCE!

[@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache]

DAMN YOU, *JIZZLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!* YOU CAN'T ESCAPE ME! _I'LL CHASE YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTH!_

[@ItsOver9000Productions]

Daniel was going HARD in the studio that day!!

[@ningen7736]

You're fucking everywhere.

[@HumanAfterAll123]

Why....WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE?

[@sergeibelozorov4428]

Damn, you were active 5 years ago

[@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache]

@@sergeibelozorov4428 And then some.

[@TheLoreStore]

Always been a fan of old bitter ass superhero stores Hulk : The End Old Man Logan

[@kingdomcameup3367]

Cory Fountain I don't like them. They depress me so much lmao

[@BlueScarabGuy]

Cory Fountain Me too. As much as the obsession with darkness in comics can be annoying at times, "retired superhero reclaims their former glory" is always a good starting point. Just don't try to continue it past the original story you came up with (looking at you, Dark Knight Strikes Again).

[@pablocardoso7830]

@@BlueScarabGuy The Dark Knight Strikes Again wasn't bad because it was a continuation of Dark Knight Returns. It was bad because the story sucked ass, and because it felt like Frank Miller giving the middle finger to the reader.

[@keenanmeyer5511]

This is more fucked up than Miller's All Star Batman... And I didn't know that was possible.

[@hectornavarro980]

I can't believe you guys finally did it

[@tannerhudson3382]

I love Ethan's thousand-yard-stare at the Mary Jane part.

[@hughjack9806]

Some of the instinctive reaction and the small edits and zooms are just some of the reasons why I love comic pop

[@robertwild9447]

... At 53:19 I liked it when DC put Batman in A Christmas Carol, Batman: Noel

[@comicpop]

+Robert Wild That's why our episode on it appears at that moment.

[@comicpop]

illumiNATI It literally appears in the top right-hand corner of the screen at that exact moment.

[@robertwild9447]

+ComicPOP Whoops, didn't notice that, lol

[@kordelshorgar122]

37:00 ethan's faces are always awesome jajaja

[@benellis8662]

Radioactive Spider Semen should've been in the 90's cartoon opening.

[@jonjones6764]

🎶Spider Cum Spider Cum Radioactive Spider Cum🎶

[@bradwatkins7564]

I'm with you Ethan. They also did this same bit in an issue of the HULK when Nightmare and D'Spayre were taking turns screwing with the HULK. One of their nightmares implied the same thing with Bruce and Betty.

[@metalliopleurodon]

Ethan's reaction is why this show is so good.

[@Nightout88]

@47:11 venom does eat people in like the way older comics he ate peoples brains and stuff, and from the movies it looks like they are TRYING to explained why he no longer does that in a weird round about way.

[@comicpop]

Venom didn't eat people or brains right away in his origins at all. It wasn't until very late in one of his many original mini series that they finally crossed that line.

[@fredbushee9161]

Just read Spider-Island......and that radioactive spider semen saved MJ from mutation?

[@tjjordan4207]

They should have made Peter Parker in his 50s and Mary Jane's death be at the hands of Venom or the Kingpin. And as for who should be the Superman of the comic, either DareDevil, Iron Man or Captain America. One of the three would have worked.

[@Xaintrix]

The look of Ethan's mind being blown was absolutely amazing.

[@Snowjob109]

I don't really read comics or plan to read them but I like watching these videos.

[@TheSolarTutor]

That's a great response. I enjoy reading comics, and the way these guys go about explaining things I have read is great because of the different view points and the history I was unaware of.

[@GreatGarloo]

@37:56 Ethan. His hopes and dreams destroyed and buried...

[@CozmicEmbyrs]

One little thing I really dig about this book is 'Otto' describing his arms as his Four Sons. That's so brilliantly twisted.

[@vincentbrown4009]

Kinda sad you didn't mention the part right after he rises out of Mary Jane's grave, and Peter says the last lines of the classic Spider Man cartoon

[@comicpop]

+Vincent Brown Only because Andrews got it wrong and I didn't want to completely geek out.

[@garnsey39]

+ComicPOP can you do you the first young avengers story please

[@victormanyeruke9997]

+ComicPOP court of owls or Flash rebirth back issues!Please Sal

[@vincentbrown4009]

Its the line, "Wherever theres a hang up, here comes the Spider-MAAAAAAN!"

[@Ike_of_pyke]

48:00 actually she has stone powers but as guns can break stone she's shot to pieces... he is trying to holf her together and help her fuse back together.... it fails.

[@gideon5386]

Ha! Oh god this comic. I remember my best friend lent this to me, telling me I had to read it. I actually was really enjoying it, then the radioactive semen thing happened and I had to put down the comic for a while.

[@battleframestudios8989]

Kaare Andrews kept drawing this red head reporter with the same facial expression whenever he talked. I almost thought he was a robot.

[@AlejandroGonzalez-gh1to]

10:02 hehe double 'Fuck You' hilarious. And also I've always loved Peter and Mary Jane being together and being married I love it a lot I don't get how others would hate that's dumb and stupid entirely Peter and Mary Jane hav always probably been my favorite Marvel couple of all time personally

[@noahcrawley7068]

(Sees new back issues) hell yeah (sees book they're doing) NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[@Pharaoh_in_the_sheets]

Wonder Woman :Earth One. DO IT!!

[@MisterJakeC]

2018, I’m glad I came across the comic. I haven’t been sad since Peter died in ultimate but reading this, it broke my heart how Peter was. Like damn, just seeing illusions of MJ knowing the readers know that she’s dead. Loved the ending of the comics too as it makes him look younger from back then. Also, I don’t get doctor oct though, he’s dead but alive by the arms?

[@EggPlanet492]

I know this is an old comment but essentially, Otto is dead, but still attached to the arms, which just carry around his body. Sometime before he died, Otto programmed the arms to seek out Peter/Spider-Man, and recorded a message to play back once they'd found the guy. So the arms are basically acting on their last coded instructions, along with whatever rudementary AI that's built into them.

[@Superhero672]

Been looking forward to this!

[@apostrophemusic9103]

I would like to see this become an animated movie, maybe cut out the stuff with Kraven and Mysterio becoming Peter's dead loved ones because that stuff was weird.

[@ItsOver9000Productions]

I think you broke Ethan Sal...

[@macka9]

I've watched all the back issues, and this may be my favorite. Not because of the story, but you guys did it well. Nice work!

[@JoshMunroe]

It would make sense if Aunt May was still alive this far in the future. Imagine One More Day placing a curse on her that doesn't allow her to die, though she desperately wants it. "Please kill me," she pleads, as a flame-wreathed but disturbingly cold hand belonging to Mephisto rests on her shoulder.

[@Grievousish]

37:46 Cue Sounds of Silence in background

[@Anon26535]

Is he strong? Listen, chum...

[@SirRobinBP]

I've waited months for this, when you told me you would be doing it someday! Worth it!

[@bigcityreporter]

25:58 my thoughts on Hypno-Hustler

[@georgebaynard4096]

I keep coming back to this episode every day it’s my favorite

[@ashrendar7173]

You guys are amazing, keep up the awesome work!

[@verusisrael9154]

@33:00 the simultaneous disgust is HILARIOUS.

[@cameronbaker97]

10:33 I'd say Peter's probably 60 in this story, meaning Jameson is 90 most likely.

[@Ultron06]

I enjoy this story. It's miserable, but that's why I like it.

[@The23PRNCSS23]

I also have that issue with Hypno Hustler. I found it in a bargain bin at a used book store. It looked too ridiculous to pass up.

[@michaelkelley88]

love the episode guys it made me laugh really hard, this show actually got me back into comics i've picked up alot you guys have done!

[@joshkhan4018]

I really love the set. It's very well put together. Top notch.

[@MrShadowRage]

Lmao, I feel like Ben and Ethan. just how the story is all over the place.. Thanks for keeping it 100% real..👊✊👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

[@chooseyouhandle]

The spider-man writers must be sick individuals

[@DannyCornish]

Thats a film that needs making.

[@SaiyanBRZRKR]

I cant remember what exact comic it was, i think it may have been the what if Civil War never ended issue but Kingpin tried to take Doc Oc's arms for himself and died in the process and it was really creepy cus u just had a giant obese mass of muscle barely resembling a rotting kingpin with his intestines exposed attached to Doc Oc's arms. pretty cool lol

[@Mojospider2099]

47:07 Can you fly,You Won't

[@owenleal]

I feel like JJJ purposefully doxxing Spider Man is the logical climax of their feud.

[@ayden101vlogs3]

Hulk Dark Knight Returns story would be awesome

[@andrewlewis2123]

I died at the Bullseye reference.

[@Damon.]

I liked this story though

[@comicpop]

+MrAngel1003 So did I, though.

[@Mojospider2099]

I like it but Spiderman is too old like I would have put him in his 50's

[@100thdavid9]

Damon A

[@ANIpJs]

You know I'm thinking you could actually do something with Hypno Hustler nowadays. Make him a modern hip hop producer. Basically Purple man with a dope ass beat.

[@LordLOC]

Man, after reading comics for close to 40 years now - I can safely say this book sounds FUCKED UP. lol

[@victormanyeruke9997]

36:15 that penetration laugh is so ironic

[@majindbz1054]

Still watching this today

[@dannyboi1065]

The scene in the book where he gets fired for screwing up the bouquet order reminds me of the scene in Spider-Man 2 where he gets fired for screwing up the pizza order lol.

[@Martin_TheCollector]

poor spooder-man lol

[@antoniomedina2848]

I love this show I remember watching this when it released. Keep it up guys I hope to see you guys one day at a CON