Endgame From Thanos' Perspective Is Hilarious

[@Nomsynho]

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[@ephialtesthing]

With ayahuasca, reality can be whatever I want.

[@Loreweavver]

Dude. There are so many fucking chatbots in your comments. Like, more than the average channel. I like your content but the algorithm is fucking you with all of these bot accounts with a single disagreeable comment each.

[@Nomsynho]

@@ephialtesthing Ahahahahahahaha Well actually you're not wrong, this whole channel exists BECAUSE of that experience, it showed me that reality can be whatever I want it to be if I put the work in and try my best. I've had a few People say I sound sleepy and depressing, but this is because I've never been a camera person, I have had 0 experience in acting, 0 experience in script writing, literally nothing. And we're talking about 2 to 3 months of knowledge here(since I've started this whole perspective thing). I've got a long way to go yet. This is just the beginning.

[@ephialtesthing]

@ I actually prefer the more “laid back” tone.

[@Nomsynho]

@@Loreweavver Wait really? It's probably because I don't really delete comments and I don't have much time to check comments nor do I have a mod, but I've not had a problem with monetisation restriction or anything like that, if that happens I'll look into it further. From my perspective the algorithm isn't fucking my channel at all

[@elios7623]

poor thanos can't catch a break except... when he sits down and catches a break ofc

[@Nomsynho]

It's hard carrying movies, is it no coincidence the MCU has suffered since his demise?

[@elios7623]

@@Nomsynho plenty of reasons come to mind, that's one for sure

[@b0xman935]

Its surprising how many times Thsnos has sat either on a throne,chair or the ground in both movies

[@mendelson6052]

@@NomsynhoTbh man, pushing gender and identity politics is what did them in. Closing the Infinity Saga is surely a contributing factor, but it really just comes down to quality. They hired a bunch of weirdos who leveraged the special privileges of the cinematic universe and deep Disney pockets against the customers. Think about it. Marvel was just fine until it was acquired by Disney. That corp is an actual cancer to beloved IP’s. See Star Wars, for an alternative example.

[@ExodusM30]

Yeah exactly although in what we can consider to be possibly & likely a century if not more of bein obsessed with this singular goal & then after accomplishing said goal he is blessed with .. eh … few months to enjoy the “peace” & “gratitude” of that success before brutally being beheaded by the guy who missed & u advices abt going to the head … go figure … oh & look my reject blue cyborg daughter hates me for some reason (🧐🧐🧐🤔) & has made these colorful, vengeful, gang of super misfit freaks her new homies (😒 … damn 😵‍💫 …. 💀)

[@gabeD8366]

Middle of endgame he sees himself die, then is surprised at the end when he dies. He has confidence, got to give him that

[@Nomsynho]

I think it's because he saw himself lose AFTER he completed his journey, then when he tried and didn't succeed he was truly shocked because he wasn't as inevitable as he thought he was

[@sasir2013]

Also, when he saw himself die, it was alone and unarmed, not with armies by his side

[@j_official4138]

i mean he would’ve won if tony didn’t snatch the stones last second and sacrifice himself

[@AzguardMike]

as Dr Strange said "If i tell you whats going to happen, it wont happen" Thanos SAW his victory, acted on it by time travelling and not staying his path. Tony wasnt told if this was the ONE future they win until the moment. And Tony in that moment realized "The only way to stop him is to do a snap, but i'll...." And its beautifully acted. RDJ eyes, the drop in his shoulders like he's giving up after seeing Strange do the gesture, followed by his game face that says "Let's f-ing do this!"

[@ArchShin]

He wasn't surprised. He accepted defeat. Watch the opening season of Infinity War. Endgame and Infinity War can be watched in a loop.

[@comicfan1324]

Imagine if Thanos sat through all of Nebula’s memories to research these guys. You would’ve had to sit through hours of Tony and Nebula playing drinking games as they drifted aimlessly in space. Imagine during the entire fight he’s just just thinking “oh you’re that guy who hung out out with my daughter that one time?”

[@thomasderosso5625]

"You know, Nebula's a better catch than that human you're with. Just saying, if you weren't opposing my great work I'd be down with you and Nebs dating."

[@chrisglover9700]

The movie should of ended with him challenging Stark to game table football for the stones

[@MammalianCreature]

​@@thomasderosso5625 Losing the fight and deciding to try the "join my family" strategy would have been wild if they had Thanos do that😭

[@Eccentric_Charlie]

​@MammalianCreature It may happen with Tony Doom. 😂

[@GeryonM]

@@chrisglover9700 that could be an episode of What If!

[@Blasted2Oblivion]

Referring to the pym particle as magical bullshit is the single most accurate thing I have ever heard from you.

[@Nomsynho]

It might be the only accurate thing you've heard from me

[@jxdinglol]

dude like whoever made the comic for ant-man was just not thinking straight. "Pym particles increase or decrease the space between atoms" literally means it only affects density. How does one not realize that making yourself big is a MASSIVE problem? anytime ant-man goes supersize he should just float away to the stratosphere because he'd easily be less dense than air.

[@closet__optimist]

@@jxdinglolor the fact that he somehow becomes smaller than an atom… by removing the space… between his atoms…?

[@jxdinglol]

@@closet__optimist I mean, yeah that's true. Schwarzschild radius would also be something to consider, but I can see why a comic book writer wouldn't be aware of super niche physics concepts... but like how did they entirely miss the point that you made, AND the density issue??? Come on, man.

[@manjuananthnadhajeesh3581]

Also, you do have to consider the fundsmental forces holding the atoms together only work at extremely small distance. So by "Increasing the space between the atoms", youre effectively breaking the standard model of physics. ​@jxdinglol

[@Amonimus]

Ah yes, the most powerful form of magicscience. The offscreen.

[@Zenkai-9k]

Offscreen haki

[@DemonaeTV]

I dunno... it could have been a montage

[@zechariahwilson9994]

exactlyyyy

[@mcraft5559]

So anyway, I did some mining off camera...

[@pieceofgosa]

Not only did Thanos watch a supercut of Infinity War from Nebula's memory implants, this is Thanos from 2014. That's two years after the Avengers stopped Loki in New York. He knows exactly who they are.

[@Sabrétooth_1688]

that's what I thought he would recognize most of the avengers especially Tony because he was the one who blew up the Chaturi army.

[@horselegs]

He also literally says it in Endgame. He sees some of Nebula’s memories and says “Avengers…”

[@GameCyborgCh]

well not all of them, just the original six

[@Grizabeebles]

Calling the Iron Man suit "medieval armour" is so on point it's not even a joke. So many other worlds in Marvel are centuries or millenia ahead of humanity technologically that even Tony's Nanosuit is still basically platemail. Pym particles, super-soldier seurums, vibranium and adamantium weapons, and combat wizards are all pretty much the equivalent of pike-and-musket soldiers to Thanos. Thor's hammer and axe are basically the only the only actual "weapons" on the entire planet. That's what Thor was getting at in "Avengers" with the whole "higher form of war" thing -- Earth using an infinity stone to make weapons is basically the cosmic equivalent of North Korea's nuclear program.

[@allisonkuechlesilva3332]

That feels true for all the things you named except for Pym particles. That technology seems to actually be unique even in the larger galaxy. But the higher overall tech level might explain how Thanos reverse-engineered it so quickly and even improved on it once he got a sample

[@lurgee1706]

Yeah, they all are very advanced, except we don't really see anything advanced about them that beats that nanoarmor and other crap. Like, sure, they have spaceships, but aside from that it's the same stupid sci-fi weapons and armor that don't even seem to be on par with the iron man suit.

[@janlanik2660]

@@allisonkuechlesilva3332 Didn't have to be quick. Might have spent 10000 years reverse engineering and then jump to the right moment, who knows. When you have time travel, things stop making sense really quickly.

[@Jose-se9pu]

The Wakanda army is literally using spears

[@actionoverloaded887]

0:06 bro u really wanna start ww3, it's The best fuckin movie ever made😂

[@christophermitchell9739]

This movie was unironically the culmination of my adolescence

[@Nomsynho]

For me it was my Young Adult life, I turned 25 or 26 with Endgame... I think it marked so many peoples lives y'know?

[@christophermitchell9739]

@Nomsynho Yeah. 10 years spans a long time

[@nicolassalamanca8051]

Man I remember when I went to see the first iron man and when the movie started I just randomly whispered "and this is how it begins" without any idea of what was coming

[@Nomsynho]

@@nicolassalamanca8051 No one knew where it'd take us, but it really was the beginning

[@mannythemaniac1009]

Same

[@t5hammer871]

Namek Saga from Frieza's perspective

[@Loreweavver]

Any anime really

[@agustinfranco0]

"the longest 5 minutes of your life"

[@Josh-so9kw]

“Isn’t my floaty chair faaaabulous?!” For the first half, followed by “I thought I already killed all these monkehs”

[@idgit]

Hell yes lol

[@Tophadoodledoo]

​@@Josh-so9kw "Between you and the Namekian I may be losing my touch at genocide." - TFS Freeza

[@milkydagod8524]

Kung Fu Panda from Tigress's perspective

[@Nomsynho]

I have Tai Lung on my list

[@milkydagod8524]

@ Tai Lung is great, but I hope you can get to Tigress as-well at some point. Her conflict with Po. Thinking she was actually about to become dragon warrior. Her relationship with Shifu, are all under explored. Im watching all your videos regardless and keep up the good content!

[@matd2892]

Tigress please!

[@shrekthe55thsharkking]

​@@NomsynhoMay we also get one of Lord Shen? 😮

[@jaimevalencia6271]

@@Nomsynhohell yeah that’s lit

[@djsyntic]

I like the idea that Iron Man's armor is medieval by Thanos's standards. Sure it's got a number of wizbangs, but back in the most recent Titan medieval age, that's the sort of armor the Titan's were using.

[@appa609]

Nah Thanos's armour is merely very durable. Tony's armour has way more features.

[@mattshepherd3667]

Id say that the extras are like adding a bayonet to a musket. It’s severely outdated by modern standards but it’s still a gun, now with extra stabbing. Wielded by someone who obviously has some idea of how to use it.

[@SomeYouTubeTraveler]

​@@mattshepherd3667 Great point. Having a lifetime to master "outdated" weaponry can multiply that weaponry's deadliness considerably. Even the most primitive caveman would be a menace today with his trusty mammoth-slaying spear.

[@ND-nr6mx]

​@@SomeKZbinTraveler Everyone thinks they're the evolved life form until a Neanderthal in a loincloth domes them from 80 yards with a stick and a rock

[@kiriannapatrick7243]

His name? Iron Stark or Tony Man... Something like that...

[@CuppaLLX]

The thing a lot of people miss about Captain America and his mighty shield is that that ricochet stuff he does. It’s not a property of the shield itself. He is so fucking good at math he can do on the fly calculations on how to ricochet the weapon. Yeah, he’s a nerd, which is why he can combo with the hammer so well cause he can just do the calculations in his head on the fly. It is such a cool and bad ass element of Steve that it’s not the shield that’s doing the bouncing so it’s just a guy is like yeah I could do, math calculations for angle ricochets in my head in real time

[@IggyEatsEggs]

Do they ever say this in the movies or did you just make this up?

[@Legendrobrt]

@@IggyEatsEggs not in the movies this hapens in the comics is an explanation of how captain america always gets his shield back after trowing he made calculations in real time because the super soldier drug also buffs your brain

[@CuppaLLX]

@@IggyEatsEggs its from comics

[@FJ_0609]

@@CuppaLLX aka doesnt stand on its own aka bad writing

[@RubbinRobbin]

Ricochets can be instinctual, and its "vibranium"

[@popstarchamp]

"Infinity Wars was better, fight me" Bro why would I fight you when you right😏

[@glorbojibbins2485]

Now you have to do the other F thing with him... Ask any lawyer. Sorry, i dont write the rules.

[@denisl2760]

pretty sure like 99.99% of people are in agreement Infinity War was better, and this guy thinks its a controversial opinion?

[@phil1500]

@@denisl2760 the movie where the good guys lose is always the fan favorite of any good arc. Even if the conclusion is satisfying, it has to be somewhat contrived to pull off the turnaround in a short runtime (vs say the narrative depth a show can have, though at the loss of funding).

[@dwpetrak]

@@phil1500 I think the biggest issue with End Game is that it is just a montage. Compared to the other movies there is 15 seconds of plot and the rest is just...

[@tom_marsden]

Infinity War is a better movie 100%

[@Loreweavver]

The funny part about end game is that a Wi Fi network set about the multiverse paradox.

[@louisfrancisco2171]

Which paradox?

[@Loreweavver]

@louisfrancisco2171 sorry. I used a big word to be silly about a topic people take too seriously. I meant the multiverse clusterfuck.

[@JemieBridges]

@@louisfrancisco2171 uh, in the future it will be called "The Incursions" leads to a lot of good arcs. Although the best parts is probably Black Panther getting a "mad on" and literally punching Namor from one universe/dimension to the next and just leaving him there to die as it self-destructs!!

[@Loreweavver]

@@JemieBridges it wants to defend Disney. Don't give it attention.

[@Shoxic666]

I remember thinking multiverses were a cool idea back when Futurama did the episode about the boxes. Now I wish that writers hadn't heard the idea.

[@SuperWindsage]

that bit on America not showing the fuck up was great.

[@TF2CrunchyFrog]

The thing is... given how _short_ the whole Thanos invasion and mass battle is, even in-universe, and how Thanos and his spaceship literally popped out of thin air, _the American military simply had no time to deploy!_ First they have to notice. Then the generals and president have to okay a large-scale mobilization.... because _it's actually illegal to use the US military *inside* the US borders unless there's an invasion!! And usually, invasion come from the OUTSIDE! A lot of US military is stationed outside US borders, too. And contrary to what Hollywood movie writers seem to think, fighterjets and helicopters do _not_ stand around an airfield fully fueled, crammed with ammo, ready for the pilots to hop in and fly away. They have to be fueled up and loaded, vital checklists have to be run, and flight control has to coordinate things. And tanks are even slower to get from A to B. Yes, there is a certain percentage of fighterjets on patrol at any given moment, in case some country suddenly decides to fire nukes... but honestly, if a handful of first reponder fighterjets flies towards Thanos's alien spaceship over Upstate New York and tries to fire missiles at it, the spaceship (which has shields) will simply fire its space-lasers at the jets and obliterate them in the air!

[@xrosso6515]

@@TF2CrunchyFrog not a good explanation with all the very quickly danger happened in that universe the military should have at least create a special squad for quick employement given that both black widow and hawkeye are part of the avengers some peak/weak metahuman would have been good enough to start such a squad

[@themr_wilson]

@@TF2CrunchyFrog fighter planes can scramble anywhere on the east coast in minutes. There'd at least be some flying around for recon, and probably get clearance to engage while there

[@dang3r380]

I'm betting there wasn't much of a military in the first place. Remember that half of everyone got dusted, then years later they all reappear. The world was probably in chaos with everyone popping back into existence. The fractured military was probably even more chaotic at that moment.

[@stevenpowell1991]

@@dang3r380 Maybe, but that sort of disruption tends to make conflict more common, not less. The US would be forced to withdraw to our hemisphere after something like the snap. but the military that remains would have plenty of work to do. Also, at that point they've had 5 years to reorganize.

[@irvanray1898]

"And why the fuck they keep doing this superhero pose in front of me" -Thanos, probably.

[@GameCyborgCh]

"No idea but it's really hard on your knees" - Deadpool, right next to Thanos

[@Twocoolman115]

You know, watching this made me realize something. With this Thanos and his army dead, the events of movies like GotG won’t happen, neither will IW or Endgame. And the Asgardians will make it to earth without running into Thanos. Tony won’t die, Black Widow won’t die, Cap would never go back to the past. I’d love to see more of this alternate universe.

[@josiahserrano6651]

Or maybe Ironman snapped them back.

[@siegfriedc2332]

​@@josiahserrano6651 That'd actually be a simple but sensible way to wrap it up if there's no plan for a follow-up.

[@tinygreencreature5167]

Well the TVA definitely erased them immediately. Same as the timeline where Loki escaped after the first Avengers movie

[@josiahserrano6651]

@tinygreencreature5167 according to the TVA, what the avengers did was canonical, because if it wasn't, the TVA would have went there to stop Tony's snap.

[@tinygreencreature5167]

@@josiahserrano6651 we're talking about the timeline Thanos came from, not the main MCU. As seen in Loki ep 1, they purged the timeline where Loki escaped with the tesseract. They'd do the same thing to the timeline where Thanos's entire army is gone

[@sparkselm173]

While there may be some vagueness to what Thanos is actually trying to prevent, I think we can pretty definitively say it's got nothing to do with the Celestials, since we see his home world intact at the end of Infinity War, and that wouldn't be the case if it were destroyed by the emergence of a Celestial. In this case, I think the simplest answer is probably the correct one; it's a matter of resources. Thanos does make a few comments to the effect of "there simply wasn't enough to go around" regarding his home world, which tends to suggest they exceeded their carrying capacity, and subsequently destroyed themselves trying to "fix" that, or more likely fighting over what little they had.

[@grawa4278]

It is so stupid that when you have super advanced technology, space travel, literal magic and so many other things at your disposal, the only way you can find to have enough food for everybody is killing half the population. Also, it really doesn't seems like food and resources are a problem in most of the marvel universe (which makes sense with their technology and magic stuff). Thanos' motivation could have worked in another universe but it really doesn't work in this setting.

[@TheVoidIsCold]

@@grawa4278 Especially since he had the Infinity Stones that, supposedly could do anything. And they were capable of wiping out half of all life. So, he could have just doubled, tripled, quadrupled, quintupled the amount of resources there are. Hell, he could have given free food and drinks to everybody with a snap of his fingers and a wave of 'fuck you logic' space magic. But he didnt, cause he's an asshole.

[@S_Drake]

@@grawa4278 Not to mention the fact that the population would quickly grow back to its original size (in less than a hundred years, using human population growth rates). Thanos' "solution" is merely a band-aid that would fall off in just a few decades (at least on Earth- it would take longer for species with slower population growth, but the principle is the same).

[@sparkselm173]

@@grawa4278 I would agree that it doesn't seem like a well thought out motivation, but rather that they figured they needed a reason for Thanos to do Thanos things that wasn't exactly the same as the comics, and just went with what was easy. I'm sure they could have come up with something more solid, even just by doing a better job of making it clear why Thanos would see "get rid f half of the people" as an actual solution to this problem.

[@phil1500]

@@S_Drake I think we're supposed to presume that his efforts when he was doing it the old fashioned way had good enough results for him to expand the idea to the whole universe. Idk why it would have worked, I just gather we're supposed to believe that and the writers didn't think that it wouldn't work... Though there's that whole other problem that comes with eliminating half of all life in that you're eliminating half of all available food (I mean just nuking half the remaining bees would be a fiasco). Sort of ambiguous how that part was supposed to work since I didn't see any trees go all dusty, so maybe even further it only nukes the prime species on a planet, but there must be planets with multiple advanced species so that wouldn't work either. It gets worse the longer you think about it, its much better for him to just be trying to make lady death happy. Only depart from the comics with a better plan, not different for the sake of different.

[@michaelhayes8519]

The woman assembling was controversial, because they made it a point to show "this is a big moment". They were all already important and respected characters who had an impact on things, and giving them a special scene to show that completely disregards that fact. It basically says "these ladies aren't a threat unless they band together" when every single one of them are an absolute power house. It would've been more respectable if they weren't all immediately given a run for their money only for Tony stark to save the day. Wanda and Captain Marvel can both singlehandedly take on thanos, but get thrown around like ragdolls in a group? What was the point of giving them a special scene, only to show how ineffective they were? That's why it was so controversial, it wasn't "oh women can't have their moment" it was "well what was the point of that?"

[@Kieva_Storm]

It's the LotR versus Amazon's LotR show bit. You didn't need people of color represented outwardly. People still connect with Frodo and Sam, even as BIPoC, because the series is about having the courage to stand up to evil. There's a strong woman(Eowyn) that has her moment, and it isn't because she has 10 other women to prop her up, it's just that one stubborn personality. She isn't stealing the show, or have to be the most badass. She's just a person defending her downed uncle, brave enough to face the most dangerous individual in the realm at the time (The Witch King). I too hated that moment. The moment should have been when they gathered for Cap finally saying "Avenger's Assemble"

[@REGGie-RIGHTeous]

A-Force-d Scene

[@patdeen3960]

They could have done it better. Tony could have said, "What play are running, Cap?" And Cap could say, "High school dance!" And then all the women run to one side of the battlefield, and then the men run to the other. I'm just spitballin here.

[@alejandrovillalba3143]

​@@Kieva_StormTheoden wasn't her father, he was her uncle.

[@cjohnson3836]

Its called fan service ya dumb fuck. Its about giving a scene to women who have become a steady consumer of comics. Stop being such of a limp dick incel that you get worked up over what is ultimately a few seconds in a decade of cinema. Fuck you people are pathetic

[@preludelight]

endgame thanos wouldn't have even been a problem if nebula rotated encryption keys properly smh

[@andrewward5891]

Yeah got to change your password regularly

[@fabiopira4713]

i have an idea for another video like this "tranformers (live-action saga) from megatron's perspective" because in the live action optimus is basically a psicopath and a war criminal

[@Nomsynho]

I actually have Transformers One recorded, but I want to redo it

[@fabiopira4713]

@@Nomsynho i can't wait to see it

[@liamsutherland1903]

@@Nomsynhoi need to see that

[@abeardthickerthanyours6416]

​@@Nomsynhoif I wasn't already subbed I'd sub for this.

[@cylasbreakdown6140]

YES! You’re a military leader on your world forced to share rulership with a scientist. You think that’s dumb so you try and get rid of the scientist, only for him to turn out to be a demigod. Then another demigod reaches out to you and says “hey, let’s conquer the galaxy”, so you’re like, “bet”. So you throw your planet into millennia of civil war, with the scientist/demigod guy becoming more and more unhinged and gradually developing a taste for tearing people’s faces off. Then the scientist/demigod throws the thing that creates your people off world, and you have to go track it down to prevent your species’ extinction. Unfortunately you crash in a frozen wasteland and become encased in ice. When you wake up, you’re in a military compound surrounded by bugs who are calling you “NBE-01”, so you helpfully inform them that your name is Megatron, thank you. You resume your hunt for the AllSpark, only for unhinged scientist/demigod to show up and start ranting about how insect planet is superior to your home, and intends to destroy the AllSpark to keep you from getting it. Then one of the insects shoves the AllSpark into your chest, which overwhelms your soul and kills you. You then wake up in the bottom of the ocean, having been revived using the corpse of one of your soldiers…

[@mauricejohnson1068]

It does blow my mind how everyone can just intergalactic travel like the universes are just down the street 😂

[@The4Headed_Dragon]

It blows my mind that most of the ♾️ stones are all located in the same city on some tiny planet that hasn’t even developed interstellar travel yet.

[@marcussmith4913]

Its space magic dude. Do not question the logic.

[@MrRedx55]

7:13 objection, as long as you are able to reverse engineer the particles you technically have infinite amount of time because you can travel back in time to whenever you need, so the reverse engineer could take 2 days or 200 years it doesn’t matter because because you are traveling back to a certain point in time

[@Yung.Ert.]

Not really bc time travel in this context is essentially traveling to different dimensions hence timelines. Essentially the moment the past is interrupted in some way by a future event a new timeline is created which is what all this is. So if they spend 200 years reverse engineering, then that timeline would be locked in. They wasted the 200 years. They would go back to give their past selves the gunk and create a new timeline but THIS timeline wouldn’t have received that. Prof. Hulk literally explains this. You can’t use your future to change your past bc you can’t undo what’s already happened to you. If you choose to make the gunk for 200 years then you can’t also use the gunk in the past. Only a completely different version of you can.

[@louisfrancisco2171]

@@Yung.Ert. They have one of Stark's timespace GPS. They can travel to the past, or to any previously recorded coordinates, aka the Avengers Compound 9 years in the future in the original timeline.

[@hectorsaucedo8640]

@@Yung.Ert.I hate their logic. If you can’t go back in time because you’ll create a new branch, then by that logic you shouldn’t be able to go back to the future because you’ll end up creating a new future. Instead of the future where you didn’t have the stones.

[@gary_coleman]

@@hectorsaucedo8640but they can go back because they have the “time-space gps” for that exact timeline, each time they travel it created an extra timeline and saved those locations as well so Captain America could return them at the end of the movie. professor hulk explains why he thought back to the future’s logic didnt make sense and why it would make more sense to have the alternate timelines.

[@scpWyatt]

7:30 technically they could’ve take years to reverse-engineer the vial and synthesize more pym particles. All that matters is that they EVENTUALLY figure it out and travel forward in time to that specific moment. I like to think Thanos took those months or years to catch up on the lore and figure out why everyone hates him. I also don’t know why Thor didn’t just vibe in his timeline for a few months after getting his stone with rocket to enjoy his home planet again a little more before it gets destroyed and also maybe shedding some pounds before returning back to when he was supposed to, but that’s beside the point.

[@2jmajjic]

“I am iron man” still slaps so motherfucking hard 😮‍💨😮‍💨

[@MannyFlanders]

This series is growing very quickly on me.

[@ChineduOpara]

I am loving it! I subscribed

[@jasperzanovich2504]

It is why I subscribed aswell.

[@chrislujan3292]

A small loophole happened with nebula. Past nebula could was aware of future nebula but future nebula had no knowledge of the past nebula.

[@ND-nr6mx]

Maybe future Nebula already knew everything past Nebula knew so when their data synced up she just thought she was experiencing some hella deja vu?

[@ADunleavy]

This entire thing falls apart at the beginning, Thanos was insane, he knew killing half of everyone would do nothing but cause suffering. We'd just repopulate in a couple of decades. His race of people, a space-faring civilisation, with the ability to Terraform, somehow ran out of food?

[@YurinanAcquiline]

The plot made no sense to me. What he did, would not fix anything. It made it hard for me to watch.

[@brandongerlord6997]

It was to stop the celestials from being born and destroying the planet with it. I think the head canon is thanos didn't explain it like that because he would actually sound insane 😂

[@jacobd1984]

One possibility is that they didn't have advanced enough space travel at the time, given that technically we don't technically know how old MCU Thanos is. Another is that they did, but not enough of it, and/or some of it had already been destroyed by fighting. Alternatively, enough of them weren't onboard with just taking what they needed from other people that it didn't happen. Or Thanos didn't properly understand the situation, and it was a crisis of political willpower, not that the food really wasn't available. It's narratively messy for sure, but not impossible to explain.

[@stevenpowell1991]

@@jacobd1984 Given how oversimplified Thanos' solution is, I would bet that he wasn't willing to take the time to actually understand the political realities involved. He probably came up with what he decided was the only reasonable solution, then went all surprised Pikachu face when nobody went for it

[@REGGie-RIGHTeous]

You're supposed to think Thanos is insane and that his plan is arrogant/misguided. Give the films more credit

[@whothefrickareyou8106]

1:13 If I had a knickel for every time We have seen a villain with 2 Kids, One of Which is great and the other a disappointment, on this channel. Id have 2 knickels

[@Nomsynho]

Which isn't much but it's weird it happened twice

[@lukasstadler6594]

If I had a nickle for everytime I've read nickle spelled knickel, I'd have two nickles wich isn't much but it's weird that it happend twice.

[@xdr22]

2:50 yyyeeaah, Marvel fried my sf fanboy brain and managed to make me forget that an alien from a complete different part of the galaxy wouldn't use time units the same as us, especially in years.

[@TheBookOfAkersGaming]

The US military doesn't not do anything effective in these movies sense the Hulk movies. The Military does more in Transformers then they do here!

[@Eli-akad]

When I was younger I started to think, what’s the point of even mobilizing a defense knowing it never works?😂

[@TheBookOfAkersGaming]

@@Eli-akad The Winter Solder is just a guy with a gun and he kills Scores of Thanos Units. I honestly think Napoleonic era Lined Troops would be more effective then Wakanda in general.

[@mahrinui18]

Theoretically Thanos could have spent years inventing time travel offscreen before showing up

[@eskewroberts7663]

"Apparently, this is now my thing" I really hope you enjoy it, don't wanna see you burn out

[@Brian2]

He should have around 20-40 more of this before burn outz then he can take a break as he catches up on games/anime/movies for a few weeks then realize he just essentially studied for multiple new videos so why not?

[@Glados1080]

It's a good thing, it made me sub

[@Nomsynho]

I do enjoy it, it's a lot of fun, and you're right to be worried I have a tendency to burn out really quickly. So I'm trying my best to keep that at bay y'know?

[@Nomsynho]

20-40? No I don't think so, I have other things I want to do, I want to do videos where Villains are playing in gameshows against each other, think like countdown and who wants to be a millionaire

[@eskewroberts7663]

@@Nomsynho ok, I think that'll be pretty cool lol

[@imjustaguy1721]

Infinity war was beautiful! Endgame was... Eh... Okay What bothers me the most is how Thanos went from "The thoughest decision require the thoughest wills" to "you know what fuck it i erase the whole universe cause you fought back" It breakes his character and makes me kinda sad because Thanos was one of the very rare villians in a long time for who i could say "yeah i guess i understand why you are doing this" instead of he is just evil because he is evil

[@Nomsynho]

Yeah I really hated the character assassination of Thanos but I think it makes sense, towards the end of Infinity War he lost so much, he really suffered and we could empathise and see his loss, whereas Endgame Thanos really just popped up and existed

[@imjustaguy1721]

@@Nomsynho Exacly! What he is trying to do may not be moral but its "for the greater good" atleast in his eyes.

[@calmite]

Yeah I agree, they certainly could’ve given him a more justifiable reason for the universe rebirth, like how even though the snap was successful, all of his progress was completely erased and it’s likely that it will continue to be erased consistently with time travel in the hands of the avengers

[@trevorphilips9065]

@@imjustaguy1721I mean not really it’s stated Thanos was more vicious 4 years prior to infinity war

[@ryudhal]

​@@NomsynhoIt makes sense since this is basically Thanos pre "character development," true, but still, a big part of what made Endgame disappointing to me. Not really character assassination in that sense of bad writing, but a less interesting Thanos nonetheless

[@nont18411]

Next: Transformers One from Bumblebee’s perspective. Like, c’mon. Seeing Dave the miner killing the president on live television before eating the president’s heart then fighting against Oliver, another miner who now has a bible on his chest, must be one hell of a POV.

[@Nomsynho]

Wait I think you're on to something here

[@nont18411]

@@Nomsynho also don’t forget that Oliver the miner now became Octavius the new president (or emperor) who then gave everyone the water that had been drought for decades and promoted Bee greatly from just a slave in sub-level to a vice president.

[@mroscar7474]

@@nont18411”I CANT BELEVE THIS, I GET TO WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT!!” (Literally spent his whole life up to the events of the film sorting trash alone and got tied up in a traitor situation, an execution of the president by that one cool miner, and the rise of robo Jesus from the miner that got him out the hole in the first place)

[@928studiosinc06]

Thanos knew who the Avengers were. He studied them since the Battle of New York.

[@Ziploc_Wonder]

Never had I actually considered this side of Thanos' perspective in Endgame. He basically wasn't the Thanos that had already won, and then was decapitated however long later when he was just a simple farmboi eating a fruit. This is amazing. And I love that you made this.

[@PenitusVox]

What they should have done is have the Mind Stone connect this Thanos with the original Thanos. That way it's not just some random guy who "doesn't even know who you are."

[@ND-nr6mx]

​@@PenitusVox Thanos sacrificing Thanos at the Altar of the Soul Stone 😔

[@kharijordan6426]

The suit can fly and give people super strength and it's still considered mid evil.

[@Nomsynho]

Oh man mid evil is so good... But they idea was the joke is ironic y'know? Like his suit is the most advanced technology in the world and my Thanos just assumed he was a medieval knight because his name was "Iron" man

[@Elriuhilu]

Have you never seen the word mediaeval written down before?

[@themr_wilson]

Medieval. Tony _was_ mid evil, though, as a weapons contractor

[@Profeshinal]

@@Elriuhilu dude c'mon its spelled meadievel 🤦‍♂

[@kharijordan6426]

Mid....you see the joke is...never.... nevermind.

[@Shaso-xv3tw]

Thanks for reminding me of the continuity error within the movie that is the Sorcerer Supreme telling the avengers how reality will collapse in on itself and cease to exist without the infinity stones in the same movie where Thanos destroyed the infinity stones.

[@CJ_1406]

I kinda disagree. Thanos said the stones were "reduced to atoms". So when he destroyed it, there are bits of particles of the stones left. They just can't see it. Compare this to the Avengers yoinking the stones from parallel timelines. They're basically erasing any evidence of its existence. This is equivalent to erasing your handwriting from the page vs ripping the page entirely.

[@jacobd1984]

This might be doing the writers job for them, but the way I made sense of this was that the Ancient One's issue was the stones being taken from one point in time and placed in another, because it meant they were fully gone and thus her era would begin to collapse without them to hold things together. Whereas Thanos destroying the stones only means the energy the celestials compacted into single points is now diffused. In other words, still there, just in a different form.

[@Profeshinal]

@@jacobd1984 I think it's a conservation of mass issue. Taking the stones from the past and bringing them to the future means you practically erased a physical object for a few years, going against the law that mass is neither created nor destroyed. And when Thanos destroyed it yes, the actual stones were "destroyed" but not completely because that's just how the universe works.

[@tonygoodwinjr9293]

One thing that always got me was that there was a clear surge of power/radiation every time an infinity stone was added to the gauntlet but whenever one or all of them were taken out of it, characters didn't notice the decrease in power/radiation.

[@phil1500]

the surge genuinely just looks painful, I'm not sure if they feel the actual "power" or anything like that. With thanos in particular, he can handle the pain much easier, so it seems like it surges then cools off rather quickly as he suppresses it or otherwise ignores it more successfully. When they are removed, your body would still have the shock of the pain and if you are actively trying to push past and ignore that pain, it makes sense you wouldn't realize the source is gone immediately.

[@tonygoodwinjr9293]

@@phil1500 I can kinda understand that reasoning. The gauntlet WAS created to house all 6 Infinity Stones at once & channel their powers together without tearing the wearer apart but you could definitely tell Hulk was feeling the relief of that gauntlet falling off his hand along with that radiating pain

[@Shoxic666]

3:12 you gotta admit it's silly having them strike a lil pose together and practically go "girl power!" in the middle of what is supposed to be a battlefield full of superhumans and whatnot. They wanted to be Éowyn *so* bad.

[@wolfpacksix]

In an already otherwise cringy movie, that was the cringiest part.

[@pedrojpx]

Doesn't seem anymore out of place than any other super hero pose moment 🤷

[@Shoxic666]

@@pedrojpx "this tumorous growth is fine, it looks just like the other ones." Yeah that's the problem, these are not movies, they're toy ads for (alleged) grownups. Pandering is just the icing on the cynical corpo cake.

[@TheOriginalDx1]

My sponsor senses have never tingled so wrongly before than at 2:56 😂

[@Nomsynho]

You're more than welcome to sponsor me

[@heck3143]

"If only we could have prevented this with NORDVPN"

[@seiaghen]

earlier in the movie they shrunk rocket's ship (they even show it in arrow man's hand) with one dose, so there you go also the TVA didn't intervene because "it was suppose to happen"

[@kahylhaseley9086]

To be fair in Marvel technically Wakanda has the richest and most powerful army on Earth. You would want them over the American army any day. Unless it’s our universe then you would definitely want the American army.

[@Butterwinkle]

A good fix would have had Thanos scry every bit of information and knowledge that Future Nebula had learned, giving him an almost complete recollection of everything that happened within the original timeline. The original Thanos knew who Stark was, have him obsess over every detail and every person who stood against his future self on that day. That gives extra weight to the line "it was never personal. But what comes next, I will enjoy deeply." And then when Wanda shows up with "You took everything from me!" Thanos can retort with "Not yet I haven't." as a dual meaning. It was his future self that did that, but also she clearly still has something left so he'll take that from her too.

[@kairasendo1175]

I still need DBS from Frieza’s perspective, maybe even his brief scene at the end of the Granolah saga.

[@zachhenon]

i love that goofy’s video format has been popping off, he deserves it and these are always so well done

[@hurleythomas4598]

I wish that they would at least change it up, and not use his same speech style and even phrases beat for beat bar for bar….

[@zachhenon]

@ i don’t think the speech style is usually the same and especially in this video it’s not, but yeah a lot of them use the same phrases. i just hope it doesn’t turn into something like the iceberg format, where it started off with everyone crediting the original Super Mario 64 iceberg video and now nobody does

[@LordSleven]

So he used the stones to wipe people out randomly yeah? What was his backup plan if the stars aligned and the 50% was made up entirely of women or entirely of men?

[@Nomsynho]

There are so many holes in his plan ngl, I remember so many people saying "Thanos was right" and it's just like... bruh... his plan is intentioned okay-ish, but it's a terrible plan

[@niceguy191]

I don't think it was completely random. The stones are like the opposite of a monkey's paw and perfectly carry out your intention. Now, his intention was really dumb though.

[@callmev3531]

8:25, I like the idea of Thanos figuring out about the TVA and wondering why they don't try to stop him, while they're all just snickering to each other in their offices at the fact that he doesn't realize they don't intervene because he's about to lose for, to them at least, is probably the millionth time, since these events, even if they may sometimes play out with slight variations depending on certain factors (like Loki getting away with the Space Stone when Tony revisits the Battle Of New York) just a part of this universe's timeline. As for the "draw your own conclusions" bit, 9:26, Thanos' rampage actually being against the Celestials could have work if they'd actually tried connecting him with them more in the narrative, because in the films, he's more of a cruel narcissist with sadistic and psychopathic tendencies that mistakes himself as a revolutionary hero with the only path towards saving the universe, unaware of how his more savage impulses are warping his plans into something detrimental for everyone involved. I mostly attribute that more on them barely making it a point to connect the Celestials or the Eternals into the larger narrative (which is an issue various other Marvel projects have after Endgame of everything splintering off into its own corner, to the point of some things being forgotten entirely, like Shang Chi or Moon Knight.

[@daviddarko5837]

I would have given anything to hear Thanos say that out loud "Who are you people!" "What is this?"

[@GhostRider-870]

He already knew who the Avengers were from the battle of New York.

[@daviddarko5837]

@@GhostRider-870 I understand that he knew of them but question still remains from his prospective, why does this one planet have so many intricate beings on it that have the ability to f*ck up my plans so deeply? Why an Iron man? Why a man turning into a big green angry juggernaut? Who is this dude in spandex that almost broke my f-ing fingers? Like, wtf is going on!

[@MagicE13]

I just realised that the Avengers are D&D Characters. Ranger - Hawk Eye Cavalier - Captain America Assassin - Black Widow Barbarian - Hulk Mage - Doctor Strange Artificer - Tony Stark Warlock - Scarlet Witch Paladin - Thor Acrobat - Spiderman Druid - Groot Any more?

[@arnesieper8332]

Gamorra / Nebula - Rouge Drax - Barbarian with bad stat spread. Rocket - Artificer Vision - Paladin-Warlock-Hybrid

[@dergrimmigezwerg333]

@@arnesieper8332 Fighter - Black Panther

[@Storywalker4]

​@@arnesieper8332Vision is very obviously a sorcerer

[@incrediblehobson8479]

Captain Marvel - overpowered DMPC that's supposed to look cool, but doesn't achieve anything meaningful

[@TF2CrunchyFrog]

If you don't give Captain America, the most Lawful Good guy to ever be Lawful Good, the "Paladin" slot, what are you even doing? Also, "Cavalier" is French and literally means "rider", as a _chevalier_ meant a medieval knight on horseback ("cheval" = horse)! Thor is _not_ a paladin. Thor is a fighter. Thor drinks, brags, womanizes and, oh yeah, there was that whole _Thor invading Jotunheim and doing some mass-murder-attempted-genocide on the Ice Giants_ just because three of them had sneaked into Asgard and tried to take back the Casket of Winter _WHICH BELONGED TO THE ICE GIANTS_ and which Odin had taken from them (and which they needed to stop their home Jotunheim from literally melting and dying). And those three had been obliterated. Thor was mainly pissed off because the incident had interrupted his precious "ascension to the throne" ceremony.

[@GhostRider-870]

When i walked out of Infinity War i knew the sequel was going to be convoluted on so many levels. I wasnt wrong.

[@Officialencode]

Spider-Man (Sam Raimi) from Osborn's perspective

[@Nomsynho]

BRO I JUST WATCHED THESE MOVIES (for research ofcourse) I was thinking Norman, but actually I could do a whole DID bit with the tentacles with Otto... Man seriously... those movies are just the best comic book movies of all time. I forgot how good they were

[@TF2CrunchyFrog]

@@Nomsynho The "science" in Spiderman 2 (2004), especially the ending with the "artificial sun", is absolute utter nonsense even for the low standards of "comicbook physics". But Alfred Molina is so brilliant and charismatic as Dr. Otto Octavius and charismatic, crazy and tragic as Dr. Octopus, the audience is able to ignore it.

[@markmaxwell5090]

0:05 I will not fight you, in fact I will fight beside you

[@adamslyfer8629]

A theory that I read about is that Thanos didn't destroy the stones like he told them when they went to hunt him down, he said " They're gone, reduced to *atoms*" implying that he shrunk them down to make them impossible to find (remember they time traveled to find past stones), in the 3rd antman movie when Scott shrinks down to that molecular level, it shows characters with colorful gems for their heads oddly resembling you know what, also when the ancient one told banner that the stones MUST be put back in their place otherwise chaos would ensue but one would assume if they were destroyed then everything would cease to exist because as the collector put it "they are the fabric of our universe." And lastly, the loki show put into perspective on what the stones meant to the universe and what the universe meant to the stones, obviously one couldn't function without the other. ( think of that spongebob episode with the light bulb and the egg)

[@jimmuthedeath1215]

Somehow Iron Man’s armor being the equivalent of medieval armor to Thanos in terms of technology makes him even cooler. Bro did the technological equivalent of like King Arthur going toe to toe with a mech and won.

[@rustybrooks8916]

I see a lot of people ask "why does it have to be a snap?", but this is something that was actually addressed in the movies...well, sort of. Eitri, who forged the first gauntlet for Thanos, built that in as a flaw. I don't know why Stark decided to include it in his gauntlet. I mean, I guess he does like "cool" stuff, and the snap does give it style. Meh. In the comics he did the snap because...well that's just what Omnipotent beings do, ala, Q from Star Trek and plenty of other things. I hope the next omnipotent artifact requires the user to do a the peace sign to activate it.

[@Nomsynho]

Huh interesting, the more you know, thank you

[@MyBedIsInAWall]

I will never get the moment in jay excis video about screen rants problems with endgame where they speak about the different possibilities of motions

[@owenturley6214]

Line at 11:20 made me burst out laughing. Never occurred to me that those freaked out North Korean kids being sent into Ukraine right now are also going to have deal with a much less censored internet in their downtime too. Wonder how many are going to go AWOL?

[@Hendricus56]

There are also people complaining about basically the "everyone arrives" scenes, because why are they just standing there. 1. The army isn't going to charge without being ordered to. 2. A good commander knows not to attack when they don't understand what is happening. Sure, you can see enemy reinforcements arriving on mass, but would you just order a frontal charge when you don't even know what is going on? As far as you know, you just simply charging at them could be exactly what they want

[@Nomsynho]

Yeah exactly, imagine trying to fight a war with literally 0 intel on anything, that's tantamount to suicide. But then like I think Thanos was just like "Ohh okay we be fighting like this, just a straight battle. Sick"

[@Hendricus56]

@@Nomsynho Tbh, he only needed to get the gauntlet somehow to win, who cares how many of his minions die? Plus it wasn't like the Avengers were this totally superior force either

[@jacobd1984]

I'd prefer to assume Thanos just has too much of a sense of honor (or grandeur) to fight that way, and wants to win after a grand battle to stroke his ego. Because like you said, it's pretty clear what's happening, reinforcements are arriving through portals. There isn't really time to gather much info beyond that before the fighting starts, because the enemy is arriving directly onto the battlefield. And outside of the Avengers specifically, it's not clear Thanos from 2014 has any particular knowledge of who he might be up against to recognize them on sight and react accordingly. But perhaps more importantly, he doesn't need to order his army to charge straight ahead. He could just have his ship open fire on anyone who comes out of the portals if he wants to be pragmatic about it. If they somehow reroute the shots, then call off firing, but pragmatically it seems like the obvious thing to try.

[@Hendricus56]

@@jacobd1984 He doesn't know who is coming. Like, who knows how many more arrive. At some point any type of uncoordinated attack becomes suicide

[@EverettBurger]

I just appreciate that everyone spoke English

[@philip_james_]

"sent an Asgardian God a few years ago"... Thanos immediately accepted the earth calendar

[@Nomsynho]

Hahahaha okay yeah you got me that's an oops

[@TheDahaka1]

13:07 The reason it's "controversial" is because it's just cringe. Nobody complained ever when a female superhero did cool stuff, and the only problem is that the few movies that have female protagonists are really dumb (Cap Marvel & Wakanda Forever come to mind). Them just showing up, gathering as if they rehearsed it, and treating it like a big important moment EXCLUSIVELY because they are all women is dumb, is cringe, it feels fake and pandering. And I LOVE scenes where there are strong women kicking ass, I'm a sucker for them, and this felt just weak. Then there are the misoginists that just dislike women in general, but they're not worth listening to.

[@samsung70346]

5:27 live on camera, on camera

[@lucasmoors1910]

I almost never comment on KZbin videos, but this has to be one of the most funny and clever video ideas I've seen in a while. I'll definitely watch more of your videos!

[@rodrigoff7456]

The NK soldier joke alone elevates this video to new heights

[@RyanPerrella]

10:48 “DOING COMBOS!” @NomSynho sooooo love that you have the mind to think of this video topic, and the popular cultural chops to deliver with some seriously good laughs! What a great look back at Infinity War, i love that someone dissects the story from the Mad Titan’s position. Thank you, well done.

[@matheusdemello2323]

Megatron from the bayveres movies?

[@Nerazmus]

He was beaten by medieval knight. But at least he knows his name was Ironman. I bet he'll remember that.

[@brunopromenzio8385]

9:50 no way you just put swain theme here, I surely wasn't expecting that

[@DragonTrapper7]

And Taliyah's, and Jhin's

[@calebrichards9017]

"And there is no end to this magical bullshit." 😂😂 Sent me flying

[@iiomniverseiiomniscient7149]

Thanks for the unique vids man but Thanos Gooning is crazy😂

[@Nomsynho]

I think I preferred this before "Thank you, Gooning crazy"

[@Leader7353]

I've been waiting for this. Thank you!

[@kevinskoien6165]

8:26. they explained that in Season 1 of Loki. Renslayer explains to Loki that, according to the Guardians of the Sacred Timeline, the Avengers "mucking about with time" was supposed to happen. So, blame Kang!

[@jcsbck]

But it doesn't make sense. Because if Loki didn't escape with the Space Stone, the avengers wouldn't have had to go back to 1970 to get another version and the pym particles. If that was part of the sacred timeline, then so was Loki escaping

[@kevinskoien6165]

@jcsbck Good point. As the Doctor would say: "wibbly wobbly, timey wimey. "

[@patricgmuer2988]

@@jcsbckyeah, Loki escaping was part of the sacred timeline plan, also getting pruned by the tva was also part of the sacred timeline plan. That was explained at the end of season 1 by kang. Didn’t you watch it?

[@Yojack872]

Hold Up, Empire from Vader Perspective is Hilarious

[@TF2CrunchyFrog]

Note that for all of Thanos' self-congratulatory stories about how (allegedly) the traumatized survivors of his brutal 50% cullings on various worlds his armies had invaded pluckily picked themselves up and, despite the many dead workers and trained professionals (i.e. engineers, physicians, nurses, farmers etc) randomly murdered, somehow did not succumb to starvation and plagues due to bombed-out infrastructure and harvests going unharvested, but rebuild a flowering civilization within their lifetime... despite that we _never get to see one of those worlds after Thanos happened to them._ We don't even know Thanos actually bothered to _check._ For all we know he might be delusional. Oh wait, we _do_ get to visit _one_ planet Thanos enacted his ideas on: Titan, his own homeworld. Which is now a lifeless bombed-out place. Whoops.

[@Nomsynho]

I thought he didn't do his culling on Titan? I thought that's what drove him to his cause?

[@ATEC101]

@@Nomsynho Thanos's reason for magical BS.

[@ParagonFury]

@@Nomsynho He didn't. What happened on Titan is what drove him to do the culling instead.

[@DermotBrophy]

man i need this this was brilliant

[@Multi1]

One thing that I don't like about End Game and beyond is that they never solve the problem Thanos tried to solve.

[@TF2CrunchyFrog]

Because there was nothing to solve and Thanos is a narcissistic idiot. Kang the Conqueror/He Who Remains was from the 31st century, on Earth. meaning Earth does not get destroyed in the Sacred Timeline anyway. And the whole _Eternals_ movie with _its_ huge pile of nonsense came much later than _Endgame._ So the _Eternals_ scriptwriters shoehorning Thanos into that, and fans retroactively trying to pretend Thanos was nobly trying to prevent the Emergence, is as bullcrap as MCU Thanos's excuse about "population control via murder". If he was worried about Celestials, why not just kill the Celestial seed inside the Earth? Not to mention Thanos snapped half of all life in the entire universe (or at least the Milkyway galaxy), on _every_ planet... but planets having Celestial seeds inside them are _rare._ So this was clearly never about Celestials. (In the comics, Thanos was in love with the Goddess of Death, which wasn't Hela but the personification of Death, and wanted to court her by murdering lots of people... which she really hated.) Speaking as an ecologist, don't even get me started how breathtrakingly stupid his actions are in that regard: 1. If Thanos really killed "half of _all_ life in the universe" (instead of just technologically advanced sentient species), from bacteria to redwood trees, he has with a snap _destroyed the natural balance_ and likely collapsed entire ecosystems!! Different species breed at different speeds, have different number of ofspring per mating (or procreate asexually), and have vastly different generation length. Stuff like rats, flies and cockroaches would be able to bounce back within months. While the predators that keep them in check won't. 2. Honestly, if it's solely about overpopulation, on Earth he'd have to "snap" twice at the very minimum... we're at 8 billion and rising. 3. What about species that are already at the verge of extinction, with only a few fertile individuals of breeding age left? (Earth has quite a lot of those, thanks to overhunting, habitat destruction, overfishing, pollution etc caused by us humans. Exhiit A: the Java rhinoceros, with 74 left.) Now cut that genepool in half, plus any baby rhinos whose mothers were dusted also die, and the remaining population collapses. Then 5 years later the "re-snap" brings back the 37 dusted rhinos back to life... but now _they_ no longer suffice to keep a population going. Death. 4. What about sentient species who long ago figured out, that if their infant mortality is basically zero and their lifespan is long due to their advanced medical science and peaceful existence, they should make sure to keep birth and death rate in balance by the simple way of _not having more children than two per couple?!!_ (the statistical replacement number) Snapping them would spell doom for them. Or species like the Sovereign, whose entire population is bred in-vitro and assigned specific tasks, without redundancies... suddenly half the population turned to dust, including half the clone technicians needed to create new babies? Good job, Thanos! /sarcasm 5. Thanos has invaded planets and murdered half the population long before he collected all the Stones. In fact, just shortly prior to the Snap Thanos must've invaded Xandar, the home of the Nova Corps, and slaughtered them, because when he waylays the spaceship Thor, Loki, the Hulk etc are on, Thanos already has the purple Power Stone. So effectively he decimated Xandar _twice._ It's even worse for the surviving Asgardians: First Hela slaughered their entire military and large parts of the populace. Then Asgard itself exploded, leaving only a few hundred survivors fleeing on the freighter ship. Then Thanos attacked that ship and slaughtered 50% of them and sent the survivors of that culling off to Earth on the yacht. And _then_ the few Asgardians that made it to Earth... were caught in the Snap. At that point, New Asgard is just, like, two guys, an old woman, and their pet rock.

[@Jessica09Rabbit]

Wait! I was like why am I watching a English bionicpig! Have to sub!

[@Venom-rf5bt]

Love the video, my only issue is I doubt Thanos would know who about the TVA.

[@Nomsynho]

No I don't think he did either but it was just a fun joke with the whole mobius strip inverted and the portal stuff... But who knows? Thanos knows so much and so little, mostly I guess it depends if the person who wrote him wants him to have that knowledge or not

[@heck3143]

​@Nomsynho Honestly you making that joke made me realize that I guess the prime timeline requires at least a handful auxiliary timelines? Seems obvious why their system broke lmao

[@lastchance6209]

The TVA didn't intervene because they protect the sacred timeline, where this time travel by the Avengers and Thanos did happen.

[@JohnChurch-v9k]

yooo first comment im excited to see your vid

[@calvinjames8291]

I must say that this was good😂😂. Thanks for the laugh 😂, you've gained a new subscriber.

[@Pa1ad1no]

Infinity War is infinitely better, of course.

[@Froggyquack]

Endgame was more of a goodbye to every loved one and the homage to the fans. Which can be a little bit boring at times if you didn't care for some character.

[@gtchrisblue2460]

I'm so glad I found the channel. Content is entertaining as fuhhhg. Cheers.

[@alejandrobrown1499]

12:07 the country with the biggest budget letting the blacks fight first 😂 like that episode of South park .

[@NeilNadelman]

Consider also that, from this Thanos's perspective, this is one very, very wild day. He wakes up knowing the location of exactly one stone, then learns about the time heist, then immediately flies his army into the future for a battle that lasts about an hour against a huge army that he's never even dealt with before, and then crumbles to dust, all his plans laid to ruin. All of this from his perspective happens over the course of a few hours. I can only imagine that, as he sat there waiting to turn to dust, his last thought was "Well, I sure didn't expect *this* when I woke up this morning."

[@Quenteeth_Taranteetho]

Should've ended it with "you're thinking to yourself, suddenly, your legs feel like jelly"

[@Mindseye299]

Randomly found this channel. This is some fun shit, looking at movies from the other perspective, great work!

[@pikeyMcBarkin]

That was great! Thank you for sharing.

[@CitcHK]

Bro u had me dyin when u was talkin bout the hood showing up🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

[@gauravgummaraju]

So glad this was on my recommended page. Made my day!

[@jhenry48809]

Congrats on finding your thing. You do it well.

[@sp3edstr]

This was pretty entertaining tbh 😂

[@Woogoo336]

My only guess for the TVA is that it takes place in an alternate multiverse because why wouldn't that be a thing

[@klubbs617]

I laughed out loud when the lady with the red magic bs comes out, and were like: I dont even know who you are! Hahaha

[@bernaspah]

I still can't get over the fact that they made us watch the heroes we grew up with die so that they can later just call them back

[@heck3143]

The new MCU phases really just showed me how little the franchise meant to Disney. For us it was our childhoods. For them it was their cash cow.

[@bernaspah]

@heck3143 basically that. All the emotions derived from me watching them disappear automatically were removed when they show up after. Made me say goodbye to my childhood heroes for nothing.

[@XXChaosValley]

​@@bernaspahdid you really think they were never gonna come back...

[@bernaspah]

@@XXChaosValley it would be better. End their time to let the new ones take over. But killing them for nothing is just a big f*ck you to the fans

[@avidhuman1050]

This should be called "I retell end game with a deadpan tone for the one millionth time."

[@seriyooow310]

I feel like Thanos should've let off a confused "What the fuck" at the end before he turns to dust. Like that ending to Swiss Army Man when Daniel Radcliffe's corpse farted and propulsed his carcass into the sunset, and the girl, rightfully confused, let off a "What the fuck"

[@SArugbyALLday]

First "miss" of the series, I would have put my life on Ebony Maw being a black outline

[@Nomsynho]

:O NOOOoooo