Spies Are Among US! with Ian Fidance | Sal Vulcano & Chris Distefano: Hey Babe! | EP 91

[@NoPreshNetwork]

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[@dannybalboassauceco7594]

Solid episode boi’s

[@Nics-D-Ace]

Hey Babe, let's go! Hey Babe, let's go! Hey Babe, let's go! Hey Babe, let's go! They're forming in straight line They're going through a tight wind The Babes are losing their minds The Hey Babe bop They're piling in the back seat They're hangin out with Pimpy Pulsating to the back beat The Hey Babe bop Hey Babe, let's go Shoot 'em in the back now What they want, I don't know They're all revved up and ready to go HEY BABE, let's go!!! HEY BABE, let's go !!! HEY BABE , LETS GO-

[@austinspitler32]

Ian could be a permanent addition to the babes! Love their energy as a group!

[@dannybalboassauceco7594]

Word

[@seeyanexttuesday23]

Yeah, total babe! Had me rolling.

[@socialrevenge1088]

He definitely fits right in!

[@Justrose1137]

Couldn’t have been a worse comment ! Shut it

[@jobananas3052]

This was a great ep i hope they do Bein Ian. Imagine if Stav was there too haha.

[@joshnorko5586]

“I spy with my little eye” made me spit out my coffee

[@ChrisB-tt2ch]

ruined the set up

[@ToughLuckHaze]

That’s all it took huh?

[@JohnSmith-nf8bi]

Read this as ian said it around 32:39. Weird how often that happens

[@DickChisqo420]

32:36

[@hallybug2692]

Taylor swift vibes

[@jencook3287]

“Spies are people too” 🤣 god, I love cousin Ian!!

[@pedrosantsaver]

I powered through both of these and could binge a whole seasons, right now, so until I get more Ian I will have to TAKE IT UP WITH BLOOM CAFE

[@veronicagutierrez4589]

What does take it up with bloom cafe mean? I missed that episode ...

[@jeremyw6246]

@@veronicagutierrez4589 something they started saying after chrisdy had an experience there if my memory serves. You should go back and watch it.

[@returntoearth308]

@@veronicagutierrez4589 Dating disaster ep, babe it’s a good one

[@mykillmatic]

LMFAO!!! ty David.. i almost forgot about that..... TAKE IT UP WITH BLOOM CAFE

[@veronicagutierrez4589]

@@returntoearth308 THANK YOU! I will watch it today. I hate when I don't get the references.

[@StevenM801]

absolutely LOVE the 3 of them together Ian is too funny

[@jacobparham5738]

The fact that Chrissy has been lying about who runs his social media has me dying 😂

[@PiroCzech]

"Which one of these people, can I legally have sex with" Chrissy Chaos always delivers 😂🤣

[@corinneallen7965]

Yes more Ian!!!! Love his chemistry with the babes!! 💜

[@JaiPritchett]

Been loving watching Ian the last few weeks. He is great!

[@generalbuttnaked264]

Ian is just great at any pod

[@JaiPritchett]

He was always the funniest one whenever he was on Cumtown

[@shaneprice3260]

Make Ian a permanent staple. This podcast is more than great on its own but this trio is a whole different level.

[@kylemcgill2966]

Ian killed it! Cerebral Palsy Correspondent 😂

[@MeloneKidd]

That actually was one of the best moments this episode

[@4am_________]

Them all trying to figure out cousins blew my brain out 😂 they are all my brain trying to make daily decisions 🧠

[@jasminerivera470]

These podcasts make my week every time!!! Never fail to make me laigh

[@Beagle2490]

As a person with cerebral palsy, Kudos to you guys for knowing Josh Blue! Nice work babes!

[@LeFlohic]

I'm from medellin Colombia and i've been randomly screaming "TAKE IT UP WITH BLOOM CAFE" to my friends for a week or so.. a couple of days ago I screamed "TAKE IT UP WITH BLOOM CAFE" at a park and a random dude responded with "ALLEGEDLY", now we are best friends.

[@birdette79]

Lol I read this right when they said allegedly too.. This is awesome I'm so happy this happened for you!! 😁

[@MeloneKidd]

Thats a great idea. I'm gunu actually do that until i find a babe out there

[@jamiel.harding4554]

Ian’s pained face as Sal & Chris try desperately to work out the whole cousin debacle is incredible.

[@sirswanny9547]

Hadn't heard of Ian before this episode and somehow missed his first episode, 30 mins in and can tell he's a podcast worthy comedian. Some guys can write/tell jokes but not really handle a pod, Ian is so quick on his feet and hilarious. (I paused to write this comment after the "I spy with my little eye" joke.. died laughing)

[@elijahwilson1360]

33:36 through 33:47 is the best editing in podcast history! The cut to Ian eating 😂😂😂

[@Eblis840]

love Ian's energy especially with AYG or The babes.

[@cloudbloom]

Shoutout to the bozos🤌🤌🤌

[@humanspiritpersonified2219]

Uncle Ian is my favorite addition to the pod! Please more Ian! The chemistry between you 3 is amazing! 😁

[@lordfordification]

I thought I hated Ian, but now that I've seen his podcast I understand him more. He's like Uncle fester from Adams family, weird but trustworthy.

[@kendamartins2930]

💀💀💀💀

[@WackiiJackii]

LOL 15:08 Sal figuring out he's a Great Uncle is gold

[@erinmcgovern7077]

these impromptu lengthened eps are saving my life lately tysm babes and buds

[@dwhitt15]

"Spies if you're watching and we know that you are" 😂the most accurate "we know that you are" so far

[@amberwilliams8240]

Your first cousin's kid isn't your second cousin. They would be your first cousin, once removed. Your second cousin is someone who shares the same great grandparents as you. It's about how many steps it takes to trace back to your shared ancestor.

[@derektuttle8330]

Or in other words, your parent's cousin's kids are your second cousins

[@amberwilliams8240]

@@derektuttle8330 If they are your parents FIRST cousin's kids, yes.

[@My.HumbleOpinion]

Ahhh you make it sound so simple 😅😅

[@nitramyellek442011]

Amber is the color of your energy though

[@amberwilliams8240]

@@My.HumbleOpinion lol

[@Natalie.M.Knight]

I hope Ian makes another appearance. The chemistry is perfect.

[@nado121]

I uninstalled my ad blocker just to support the pod! You guys failing to read the cousin chart is giving me a stroke though

[@popofpink11]

when i worked at disney world i met paul rudd twice and can confirm he’s the nicest guy ever

[@samanthab1923]

I hear he’s going to be on Only Murders in the Building next season.

[@nickdimasi9921]

Ian is my favourite guest! I was dying at 22:40

[@Dominique_noel]

I didn't want this podcast to end! It was sooo good 😂❤ off to binge watch some more 😬

[@f0x845]

I haven't been watching this show a lot the last year, but if Ian was on I'd watch every week. Great chemistry

[@karenamyx2205]

What kinda psycho doesn't watch this every week!

[@f0x845]

@@karenamyx2205 someone who already watches dozens of shows. I only have so much time! haha

[@BSandman]

Back to back week of Ian. Love it!!

[@marios23apoel]

"I spy with my little eye" goddamn Ian lol

[@sergioolivera1258]

Ian Fidance can be invited back anytime what a great 2 episodes!! Hilarious matches Chris and sals energy

[@mikeduffy8027]

You guys having the segments broken down in the scroll is game changer, thank you

[@johnalbertkessel1830]

Love the dynamic of the trio. Hoping for more episodes with Ian.

[@ERlrg]

Being Ian with Jordan is my fav new pod !

[@anjuuu1235]

Damn it I wish Chris would’ve caught Sal going for “ALLEGEDLY 💅🏽” at first talking about the baby cranking shots of vodka 😂😂

[@lucky5cm]

Lmao this was a great episode, Ian is da bomb ❤

[@gspells]

I’m starting to feel like Homeless Pimp knows as much about what’s going on as my mother lmaoooo

[@sophggsuz]

Whenever hey babe post I always get so excited and happy lol

[@AwkwardLoser]

Is Sopranos Prima Vera still a thing ‘twas a poddacast that Ian was on with Sam Roberts

[@MeloneKidd]

Same, I wait for Thursdays and sometimes I wait till the end of the night, get some snack, and fill my face while I watch the babes

[@c.c.2763]

You guys literally make my day, fkn hilarious.

[@PretENDOgolf]

Hahaha epic episode babes!!! Ian is awesome! Yall should get him to join No Presh and be a regular. Not only is he funny as fuck, seems like a really fun dood to hang with!

[@gfeast4518]

“Throw this in a wrench” Chrissy

[@joshkkg1519]

get The Adam Friedland Show guys on the show.

[@jasminerivera470]

These podcasts are so good that I like before I even watch the video!!!

[@Whatarewetalkingabouthere]

The “I spy” line MADE ME A FIDANCE FAN! I LOVE CHRIS AND I LOVE LOVE LOVE SAL, but this was easily one of the best lines on this pod ever! His giggle beforehand, you can literally hear the joke come to him and he just knows it’s going to kill. Such a great off the cuff line!

[@ammoboxtv8560]

Jesus I’m still recovering from the glassman fever dream then you get Ian 😂

[@koko969w]

Ian is hilarious

[@JCSAXON]

You try listening to “who’s on first/second cousin” first thing on a sunday morning. It’s impossible!

[@nicolatirrell3639]

Happy Thursday babes!

[@LuizHenriquePinho87]

Hi Nicola

[@clumsycajun]

I loved every second of this episode! One of the best. ♥️

[@johnfitz7631]

Went and subscribed to Ian’s Patreon and it DID NOT DISAPPOINT

[@orangecheez]

Josh blue killed me

[@scottysainvil4611]

I think Ian should get one episode a month 🔥 this was electric

[@bhildebrant2637]

God damn. Ian is just the best.

[@ItzTheThrill]

Thanks for all of the great content!

[@JWP6948]

I'm not gonna lie I have never heard of Ian until he was on last weeks eppie weppie but I absolutely fuckin love this dude! His vibes are great and he fits in perfectly with the babes! Shouts to Homeless Pimp the best in the podcast game fuck you if you say otherwise!

[@Bamber1995]

I love the whole debate on the family tree! Once you understand, it's easy to figure out your relationship, but it's definitely confusing at first.

[@Whoisthiskid1]

Ian is my favorite guest on anything

[@rebasmom4575]

I love how Chris's eyes lit up when the snacks were handed out!

[@samanthab1923]

He had shorts on the other day! Lord those legs were like telephone poles.

[@justinroth2938]

I spy with my little eye...AHAHAHAHA!!!

[@devanpitts3799]

I've been a long time listener of History hyenas, Chrissy d, and hey babe... never once subscribed to any patreon but if you get a Tonytalk segment I will become a subscriber ASAP. All I want for Xmas is one episode of TonyTalk

[@peterhelfman7299]

I'm 7 minutes in and I love this already!

[@lyndongiugni]

Absolute chaos 😂

[@theogbunn7672]

Dude, fucking gold right here: Sal:"are you sure we won't get flagged for watching this video? -Almost inaudible under laughter and the other two talking- I don't wanna lose a mortgage payment over talking about these two..." LMAO

[@MeloneKidd]

That was the absolute funniest, I had to rewind a few

[@suezeeeeee]

Ian is sooo funny!! He gained a new fan ☺️

[@desi4227]

Ian should always be your guest!

[@fevolenko3995]

How much does Ian look like Sal in disguise!?

[@hallybug2692]

That’s hilarious

[@raqueldeshow9678]

It was the "Can I hold it?" for me.

[@nancyamyotte7915]

Shots for tots.....classic Sal🤣🤣

[@ashtenmullenix]

I died with the cousin chart 😂

[@bori13cua]

That yelp Ian let out when the pecan pie came was def from the gay episode

[@victoriaarmstong322]

🤣🤣

[@evanmackey2982]

These 3 together are too funny

[@TayaVictor]

Ian’s lil “hygiene” to “hi gene” as he pretends to stab someone with his knife/moustache-comb at the end is too funny to me💀 1:01:56

[@CicceroSanchez]

I genuinely like this guest

[@mykillmatic]

I honestly can't imagine Chris being serious ever... I love his energy and comedy

[@Verifiedsinger]

I mean this with the utmost respect.. Ian looks like Mr. Potato Head. I love it.

[@claytenney732]

Yessss babes been on a real ian vibe recently still can’t get over the opening song for bein ian

[@fosho1448]

We love when Ian is on Hey Babe here over at the local Russian troll farm fo sho

[@mimigiggles4199]

I thought that genealogy debacle was going to come back to I'm My Own Grandpa.

[@robertmazzola9610]

The cousin convo was priceless.

[@sandrafilippelli6476]

Great pod boys!

[@glenndoverryan]

I was not aware of the Newport chrissy chaos existed. I might need that lol

[@kylehamblin2066]

Sal's bit about the lady in the pizza parlor is just like Lewis Black's "if it hadn't been for my horse" bit.

[@jhall900]

KEEP IAN KEEP IAN

[@jorgecostanza7147]

First cousin: shared grand parent Second cousin: shared great grand parent 3rd: shared great great grandparents.

[@awholewhitebabybruh]

Chrissy Contradictions lol. One minute saying these bots aren’t real. Next minute saying we’re imploding within. That’s what they’re trying to make you feel my guy lol

[@ToughLuckHaze]

The way the sofa slowly swallows chrissy as the podcast progresses 😂

[@matthewmeyer3507]

Josh Blue- It's Fine. IM DEAD

[@altheaallen3813]

Why is Ian’s park of the couch a completely different color than the rest 😂

[@taylorrachael2238]

TAKE IT UP WITH BLOOM CAFE!!!

[@dalesucio6186]

We need more Ian on the show he’s hilarious!!

[@MrBoisestatebroncos]

These 3 have amazing energy together. Could have a podcast call "Bunch of Babes" and I'd tune in weekly

[@michaelxy]

I’m loving the Newport shirts Chrissy Newports!

[@amywestlund]

Wow I’ve never been this early lmaooo

[@MeloneKidd]

Secretly your always the first 🤣🤣. I'm excited enough and always ready to watch episode early af. But I wait and savor it in the evening

[@MeloneKidd]

Animate the josh blue cerebral palsy joke... Absolutely gold

[@DoctorDrPepperMD]

Ian still owes me that discount for the…fur coat I wanted, was trying for a Seinfeld reference however it got away from me