SPIFF Vs God - Civilization 6 Is A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits

[@thespiffingbrit]

*Just one more turn... Of absolute suffering*

[@RyanSoltani]

Ah _yes_

[@RyanSoltani]

Some just want to watch the world burn….

[@squirrelinarmor]

Are you gonna apologize for the established titles scam?

[@Beach_Boomer]

Gotta love how it's planned to go live at the best time of day... Tea-time 🍵🍿

[@evanwhitford6257]

Are you doing Jingle Jam this year?

[@Neofeora]

Spiff: *builds giant walls to negate floods* Game: air strike it is.

[@gilmadreth680]

If land invasion is stymied, then warheads on foreheads is a sound backup strategy.

[@QuantoniumGaming]

Spiff: “We’re actually doing rather well.” Comet: “…and I took that personally.”

[@haraken3119]

I see Spiffing Brit doing some Civ 6. Me: "You have my curiosity." It's a full on apocalypse map challenge. Me: "You have my attention."

[@zoltire6478]

he immediatly wins flawlessly me: YOU HAVE MY FULL RESPECT

[@sculkwizard]

Imagine the portal of the legendary a I an idiot what were they call the disaster causeing people

[@tadadoterson6147]

Hello

[@sculkwizard]

@@tadadoterson6147 hi

[@sculkwizard]

I mean power not portal auto correct

[@danielhale1]

I thought the game was deliberately punishing Spiff for destroying the environment but no, it turns out comets just target land tiles and only Spiff had cities above water.

[@Kenken2244]

the reason you kept getting hit by comets, is that the 4 tile comets only target land tiles. and you were the only one with land tiles.

[@tinu7551]

So building flood walls was his demise lmao.

[@mksmike]

@@tinu7551 That's some fecking greek tragedy stuff right there xD

[@MrTaucher007]

If that was the case, how were the underwater capitals of the other remaining civs sunk by comets in the end?

[@tigereye504]

@@MrTaucher007 The cities still count as land tiles despite flooding, it's the surrounding land that gets eliminated. As such they could lose cities to direct hits, but as Spiff had much more land than they did he ate the vast majority of meteors.

[@Kenken2244]

@@MrTaucher007 there's two types of comets. there's one that only targets cities and destroys only one tile, those can hit even flooded cities. then there's ones that can target any 4 tile land area, they can destroy cities if they happen to hit the tile, but don't target them, and they only target land areas that have the 4 tiles in the right shape. so all of the second kind of comet targeted him, which meant that even though they don't target cities directly, they ended up incidentally destroying all his cities anyway

[@EthanQix]

"Who could have predicted destroying the world would also destroy me !" -Spiff

[@SkilledNub]

Love how despite Spiff's efforts, the comets just were like: nah, fuck you in particular

[@Valkbg]

Its so bad I suspect foul play.

[@vicatoren3967]

I'm pretty sure it's because the ai had no tiles left so the comets were almost guaranteed to land on his

[@huntermagnuson8062]

@Vicatoren But then why did Istanbul get hit at the end? They were the first city to be submerged lol

[@vicatoren3967]

@@huntermagnuson8062 the ai did have a few tiles each where their cities were. These could also be hit, but only rarely since there were so few.

[@VixYW]

It's just karma striking back from flooding the world.

[@Guydude777]

A multiplayer game of this would be a riot. Please make it happen.

[@kusy2130]

all this disasters are already too laggy in single player, would be literały unplayable

[@Slimurgical]

Spiffing Brit: Valefisk Edition

[@Jotthew55]

​@@kusy2130Well yes, but its be gloriously unplayable

[@mcolman303]

A riot and a half mate, I second that 😂

[@nickp1370]

If you do please, please, include CallmeKevin, that would be hilarious! And Joov....

[@gogogagagugu2134]

the ottomans winning the game for exactly one turn before getting obliterated was the best part lmao

[@phoenixrising1992]

Sounds like a Door Monster Civ Sketch, the world was being destroyed by comets sent in by Suliman all before one more comet ends up destroying him.

[@uhthin]

Damnit spoilers! Why did you have to be the most voted comment!? Lol

[@richardomilos8686]

@@phoenixrising1992 someone needs to teach those damn crabs a lesson.

[@phoenixrising1992]

@@uhthin Ah, sorry.

[@durathuril7343]

It really was

[@Sheason]

Gotta say, I do love episodes like this. As much as I love watching the Spiffing Brit be smug and break games in half, it's also satisfying to watch him foisted on his own hubris. It's like the rare times we got a Looney Tunes cartoon where Bugs Bunny meets a worthy opponent, and he finally gets a taste of his own medicine.

[@Boredman567]

Today we discovered that flooded tiles don't seem to get struck by meteors. Ironically by protecting yourself from the sea, you doomed yourself to an unending rain of hellfire.

[@rulbiem]

I love that after so many episodes of Spiff breaking Civ 6, this time is Civ 6 breaking Spiff lol

[@bensoncheung2801]

69 👍

[@S.ASmith]

i feel the Mauri would be OP in this game mode >start in the ocean >watch as everyone else is set on fire, flooded and hit by big space rocks >your capital is just 2 guys and a camel on a boat

[@douggaudiosi14]

Why would the mauri have camels

[@williamchamberlain2263]

@@douggaudiosi14 because they're great swimmers, duh

[@Scooty_Scooty]

What's a Mauri?

[@YinPhinLim]

Hi. Do you know in the XML files, where you can change the parameter that you can settle your city in the ocean or coast?

[@Michael_Haddad]

@@Scooty_Scooty When the moon hits your eye Like a big pizza pie, that's a Mauri

[@nopeyt3387]

Imagine if The Spiffing Brit played a chaotically inbalanced game with numerous exploits.

[@Elyseon]

Sounds like a typical Tuesday to him.

[@qua_xor3348]

Skyrim?

[@victordarel5021]

As an indonesian,I'll have to say that spiff got a very fluent indonesian accent especially when pronouncing majapahit,he should've received free tea packages from the indonesian gov

[@Omar26011]

Spiff: *mods the game into oblivion* Also Spiff: "wHaTt iSs tHisSs GaAaAaaaAmE?!"

[@etho7351]

To be fair astroid spread seemed completely targeted

[@geraintthomas4343]

When spiff helps *the game* to do the exploiting...

[@nessesaryschoolthing]

Spiff, my brother in Christ, *you* made the game mode

[@dzarko55]

@@etho7351 Might have something to do with the fact that he controlled 95% of the worlds land

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@zeese4216]

I was listening to spotify while watching this and at the end "I don't want to set the world on fire" started playing i literally burst into tears from laughing

[@ReikuYin]

The comedic timing of that. "We WON!" *Impending doom approaches* "Well GG."

[@blacksabre5343]

The last thought on Suleman's mind on the eve of his victory as an asteroid streaks towards them...He regrets banning crabs.

[@iclimbeverything2990]

It's really impressive how you can so consistently pump out great videos with tons of editing that are all like 30 minutes long

[@thespiffingbrit]

Perks of having 2 editors!

[@fishbotsid9771]

@@thespiffingbrit oh the joys of exploiting underpaid interns.

[@TheJunnutin]

@@fishbotsid9771 I think you meant unpaid "interns" 😅

[@fishbotsid9771]

@@TheJunnutin oh no.........

[@grawderu]

"Now, this might not sound like a good idea, and that's because it is not. However, it is an idea, so we're going to do it." A new favorite phrase I need to try on coworkers.

[@AlbinosaurusR3X]

This is basically how the mind of a manager works.

[@sugarbaby1974]

I legit want this on a shirt, or at least a magnet! 🤣

[@JGFurgie]

Yes please to the multiplayer stream! I'd love to see the reactions.

[@zuralani1]

Spiff: *gets hit by a comet, panic a bit but is otherwise fine* The game: "Well then... What will you do about the second one, Spiff?"

[@salutemorphosis]

Madara??

[@ReySilverskin]

"You've had one, yes. What about *second* comet?"

[@tonimi137]

I would LOVE to see this as a giant multiplayer experience. This was hilarious. Thanks ever so for sharing. :)

[@durathuril7343]

Maybe as a collaboration with LGiO and RCE?

[@EnergyBurst2]

The game went "Winning? No, we can't be having that" and immediately wiped out Istanbul.

[@ZKP314]

“You’re gonna want to know how many comets are on their way.” My expectations is that this world looks like Strangereal after the Ulysses impact. Edit: I was not disappointed-it looks like Estovakia. Now I want a Stonehenge building that can snipe comets before they hit as a mod.

[@CharlesChaldea]

I understood some of those references.

[@mikerahl123]

I definitely would LOVE to watch this in a multiplayer session!

[@xamrucs74]

Spiff prophesied this day many moons ago in the 'Coal = Win' video and I couldn't be happier to finally see it

[@Critguards]

Thanks The Spiffing Brit 🇬🇧🥂 for being Excellent and being absolutely ridiculous with your personal challenges. As a strategy gamer I have and continue too love your content. You are a modern day Sir Chap Mega Master of Entertainment, with plucky and cunning comedy and clever exploits cheers 🥂🍾🇬🇧!

[@bjmatthews3825]

Please do this multiplayer. that being said I don't know if I could breath from how much laughing I would do

[@richarderiksson9219]

A multiplayer run would be awesome 👍 Everyone trying to cheese their way through the apocalypse!

[@dogos287]

That strategy about rushing flood barriers while also having an insane amount of carbon emissions is how I play Civilization with my friends. None of my friends are willing to settle near the coasts now.

[@Skyblade12]

Ooh, yay. More Civ 6. And this seems like quite a challenge. Looking forward to it.

[@scottgabara6462]

Spiff: Game, I want you to be as disaster filled and impossible as possible! Game: Hold my beer Spiff: WTAF GAME!?!?

[@nathanielwhitten2093]

Yep that's this whole weejio

[@jamesgraham1772]

Oh god, a livestream of this would be incredible.

[@IDESTROYER236]

Just going to say, congrats on the 3.3 subscribers.

[@inserttext101]

Whoever taught spiff how to do this, we curse you with Reanu’s kiss

[@microraptor5405]

thats not a curse my guy

[@NightOfTheRevolution]

Bless*

[@tadadoterson6147]

Gay

[@jasonch4196]

It is a kiss from God, how could I NOT want that?

[@kingdomhearts3ist]

People, people, the name clearly says REANU not KEANU. Reanu is his evil twin

[@thevoidlookspretty7079]

Seondeok, to governor Liang, every 6 minutes (every time there’s a new disaster) for 6,000 years straight: “REINFORCED MATERIALS, HUH!?!”

[@Fishpasta4]

I don't think I've ever seen a domination victory handed out by random luck before.

[@voicetest6019]

Would be absolutely fantastic to see a multiplayer play of this map. Just to see if it ends up being humans vs map nor humans vs humans vs map.

[@rainboweater456]

This needs multiplayer livestream and a drinking game tacked on for every unit lost to a disaster. It would be madness and it’d be the best stream known to man.

[@RIPlly]

Oh man it was a long way. I remember you with 144k subs. Now look at you! You did this. Thanks for sharing and keep going Spiff

[@pamelasmith4230]

Civ 6:apocalypse is not an apocalypse Spiff Brit:fine I'll do it myself

[@cheekybarstuard4122]

Best line of this video 'Dumbo's not going to be able to fly away from that one!

[@spacegremlin9972]

Strange to see him actually making things harder for himself... I dig it

[@StarPlatinum3000]

25:50 Holy shit that is an amazing use of Stock Photos! Lol, I never would have dreamt that "Swimming Executive in swimming goggles and business suit" would ever be a photo, but apparently it is! Waterworld indeed!

[@powerbeard5653]

declaring yourself the victor because you're the last one surviving then immediately getting hit by a meteor = humanity in a nutshell

[@stephengasaway3624]

Go, multiplayer, GO! Listening to the anguish of multiple streamers at the same time is like tea for the ears!

[@Tobinzki92]

I think a live stream of this would be really fun to watch. also thanks for the videos and content. really picks me up when im having a shitty day

[@Dustin_Bins]

OMG, this shit had me rollin'. I expected it to be crazy, but this was over the top AND I LOVED IT! Please do more of these as single player/multiplayer, whatever. The amount of chaos was entertaining.

[@martinescobar3908]

You could always try to make an army only playthrough, it is quite the experience, even for a semi-noob like myself

[@nathanfivecoate5848]

Where ypu play Zulu or something and can only use Corps and Armies or something?

[@martinescobar3908]

@@nathanfivecoate5848 no,no, you only produce and buy armies, you go more than total war, you are the war

[@buttonasas]

@@nathanfivecoate5848 I think they meant no cities. Not sure, though. After all, there was a no cities vidro already.

[@weaverfromthenorth]

Alright, before I get into the video later I am placing my bet here. I did a quick bit of research on Indonesia in the real world and it seems they normally have to deal with volcano activity, and they are close to the equator so I assume heat making a drier climate makes them used to fires in general. It is also mentioned that flooding is going to be happening and they also are settled on many islands which suffer from tsunamis normally making them well equiped for that. If Civ 6 does them justice they can handle two potential disasters mentioned just fine and can benefit within them as well. I'll edit this after I watch with my feelings about the results. Edit:... I assumed there would be strategy... I see my mistake now. Thanks game

[@TheLateLordKardok]

In this episode, Spiff becomes a Captain Planet villain yet again.

[@MrThom93]

This was really fun, please do a second one!

[@st4rk1113r]

I can imagine you and Valefisk having... Fun together with this mod and unsuspecting test sub- friends!

[@CelAbration]

The regret not even 5 minutes in is the best part

[@RadleyBO0]

Yes, a multiplayer game of this would be fantastic.

[@tacticalmosquito6480]

Sid Meier really said "two can play this game" when Spiff jumped back on Civ6.

[@madmanszalinski]

I have never seen and heard Spiff in this much anguish

[@jeronerchik]

Thank you for making perfectly interesting videos, no skip, watched from start to the end

[@J.Moore1172]

finished a long shift at work and come home to a new spiff Civ 6 video? what a good night

[@nickperez9560]

Haven't watched one of your vids in a while and im like a minute in and you're hilarious 🤣 glad im back

[@TJordan1986]

I'll have my tea at the ready for the moment I can enjoy this glorious video!

[@YouTube]

spiff doing the absolute most is always a good formula for top tier content 🔥

[@tangytoucan9832]

Can we have dislike counter back? 🥺

[@PembuatKomentarHandal]

Why The Owner Only Get 2 Like

[@DividedByZeero]

i did not expect youtube itself to be here

[@sando_55]

Damn only 18 likes??? This is KZbin after all

[@MisticcVFX]

Why isnt this pinned?

[@TheRenofox]

That was epic! I could never play games like this, and I'm SO glad to see someone take on the maddest of challenges!

[@yunsukchang6103]

When I watched the trailer, I wanted to play this setup myself. Now, I am not so sure anymore.

[@stevenpeven258]

I’m surprised you didn’t end up throwing at least one nuclear Gandhi into the mix for the full apocalyptic brick crapping experience

[@platinumempire8834]

Please play with friends, I’d love to hear all of their reactions to their civs slowly crumbling

[@QueenSaffryn]

Sounds like something you should get Valefisk in on, he loves those games that make you suffer :P

[@jacksonstarky8288]

I've been subscribed for about a week and have been bingeing your videos, primarily Civ V/VI... and this is the first one that I have doubts about qualifying as an exploit... but I'm only ten minutes in at the time of commenting.

[@jacksonstarky8288]

This video just came up in my recommendations again and I had to watch it again. I'd love to see that multiplayer version of this... but even just another attempt at the single-player superapocalypse would be entertaining.

[@Willjum]

I would love for you to come and break rust

[@thespiffingbrit]

One day

[@kolecrack5495]

You Sir, are a special creature, for I have never seen a being absolutely destroy the balance of so many games and continue to enjoy it, I raise my Yorkshire Gold with two teaspoons of honey to your honour *tips nonexistent hat* P.S. tell your editors I love them

[@kolecrack5495]

@Thespiffingbrit_PS5 thanks dipshit for the blazingly obvious scam

[@therealpono8828]

The amount of time I sat, watching this, and laughing out loud, was top tier. Good shit Spiffing Brit

[@owd2960]

On the one hand, entertainment! On the other hand, it’s reminding me we’ll be going through the same flooding. You win some, you (really) lose some.

[@thesteelrodent1796]

Duncan would rage quit if you introduced this to the admiral stream, and Rythian would endlessly ask "how? why? I don't understand."

[@lupmaeji4832]

"Dumbo's not going to be able to fly away from that one!" -Spiff 2022

[@Dac125_5]

A live stream of this mod would be hilariously perfectly balanced

[@gergosoos4652]

2:42 General Kenobi you are a bold one!

[@DJ_LilPaycheck]

Now we know it takes the wrath of any and all gods as well as a literal apocalypse to somewhat counter Spiff...

[@nosama001]

Like that episode of star trek that produced a sentient Moriarti, Spiff used all his exploit powers to create a playthrough that could defeat him

[@thesysop4998]

I like how spiff manages to make the most infuriating existence possible funny. He must have learned from the ancient romans

[@Armgoth]

Oh yeah you need a multiplayer of this :D The race to the title of "World Flooder" would be great.

[@chris6ix.]

The mispronunciation of "Seoul" really killed me 😂 It's not pronounced "Ceeol"...it's pronounced like the English word "Soul" 😉

[@Fa771n9]

And the Mahapajit... The Mapahajit... The Majahapit. The Majapahit.

[@DavidGravesExists]

@@Fa771n9 And Xian- "Shee-ahn", not "Zyan".

[@kazekamiha]

Spiffing Brit: If they can program it I can shatter it into a thousand pieces.

[@fidoruh]

I'd love to see the multi-player, or even a game of the zombie edition.

[@guidojacobs2002]

I love this. It's the musical chairs of which nations voted for Giant Meteor first.

[@TheWauzzer]

A multiplayergame of this sounds great.

[@stevenclark1662]

I've been in a random, great mood all day. So when you said that if I was feeling jazzy to like the video, I went for it.

[@a-blivvy-yus]

So... I'm pretty sure you told me to have my tea "ice warm" and... it's summer here so I'm drinking iced tea. Nailed it!

[@radimnechut519]

See, now that you've mentioned it, this would poetically fit to play with Valefisk, if he does play Civ6. It's exactly like one of his torture games.

[@keenanzeller9215]

Recently started watching your videos. Big fan from Canada! 🇨🇦

[@zechariahoti]

"The Huns with Genghis Khan." I dunno if I'm missing out on a bit or something, but that got my inner history nerd up in arms.

[@CookinWithBiscuits]

Spiff, I am begging you, as a tea drinking yank who would swear off coffee just for you, please make a livestream of this. It would make my whole year!

[@wintersking4290]

Hahaha Ghengis just chilling, building wonders, being all like "I am truly favored by heaven."

[@levrapport2033]

That was wonderfully ridiculous! If there was a way to tune down the absolutely constant, large scale wildfires at the start of the game, it may actually be a legitimate game mode: if people have time they could better rush strategies to survive (PREEMPTIVELY cutting down forests, building sea walls in time, etc.)

[@lucaskahnk9588]

I got home from work, popped on KZbin to unwind, and then proceeded to watch a video of someone struggle futilely in an environment that constantly negates any incremental progress they've managed to eke out.

[@jagnestormskull3178]

And they called this test, "the Kobayashi Maru."

[@Dan-ze7hj]

the masterful context awareness of the editor makes the videos extra Perfectly Balanced (TM)

[@GnohmPolaeon.B.OniShartz]

This is the only time I've seen a game exploit Spiff.

[@GaudyMarko]

You'd think that burning coal for CO2 would be redundant when all the forests are on fire