Sucker Punch Spill Review

Korey, Cyrus, and Leon review Zack Snyder's Sucker Punch.

[@aquapendulum]

17:38 "This movie is for those kids who are just coming into their own and don't realize how stupid this is gonna be in 20 years from now." That about sums it up.

[@1080TJ]

I feel like Zack Snyder can't string together a coherent plot because he's basically a little kid who doesn't like to read. He started out by remaking another movie, so he already had a plot. Then he moved on to graphic novels, where he didn't think he had to read anything because he could just recreate a bunch of pictures on the screen and that would be enough. It didn't matter what the pictures meant in the context of the books' plots or the plots of his own films, it sure was easier than reading one of those long-ass "script" things other directors are always talking about.Then he decided to be a big boy and adapt a book with no pictures, which just so happened to be a children's series about owls. That one was a real strain on his mind but hey, he did it. Progress. At long last he felt ready to try writing his own story. And the result was Sucker Punch. Needless to say, after that film Zack decided it would be best to go back to recreating comic panels into something that might potentially make a little bit of sense. The output hasn't been good so far but hey, it pays well.

[@cartooningfanart]

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[@Devilsblood]

Still my favorite review because of the hype building up for this film and fans already praising it as a masterpiece before seeing the movie, then korey just nails it in the head.

[@MhnFive]

Still one of my favorite reviews from these guys.

[@brawly]

Totally forgot about these guys, used to love them back in the day.

[@rearview2360]

BrawlEmAll they are double toasted now

[@whiplashfilms]

"He's just vomiting shit on screen." Basically Snyder for this past decade (though Watchmen was really good).

[@The-Khandor-of-Kalakuta]

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[@The-Khandor-of-Kalakuta]

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[@rayt208]

Look up the Baby Mama Spill review where they FINALLY call out Cyrus on the fact that he can't say the word "women" plural.

[@ohstate411]

If this movie was rated R and had the girls be topless I would like this movie.

[@BBoy2020]

Cyrus really can't say "women".

[@Yeaster]

Maybe I liked the music more than the movie itself, but I liked Sucker Punch lol

[@pokemonmanic3595]

This is the ultimate guilty pleasure film. You wanna sit and watch heavily armed hot women with guns and swords fight dragons, robots and orcs for two hours, this is your movie. Looking for a good story and narrative? Ehhh not so much.

[@SlientChaos]

Jena Malone should pretty much star in nothing but bad movies at this point to be perfectly honest, which explains why she was the love interest in Donnie Darko.

[@Launchpad05]

'I'm gonna be rich one day! Just you wait, and see!'

[@TheMaleLilligant]

I remember when I first saw this movie, I loved it, a few days later, it was ok. A few more days, I bloody hated it! Prehaps I was blinded by all the special effects. Once I looked pass them, I began to realize that this movie had very little substance topped with a confusing story.

[@tristanmccann6838]

24:00

[@coyotefever105]

Sucker Punch was silly, confusing, and badly told... but harmless. If you listen to Zack Snyder, he said the main influence of this movie is Terry Gilliam's Brazil which is one of his all-time favorite movies. Watch that movie and you'll probably appreciate Sucker Punch a little more. Snyder is one of my favorite working directors and I think he's a really smart guy but I do agree this is his worst outing. It's a scar he'll carry the rest of his career but it's one of those scars you look at and learn from it, maybe be a little proud about.

[@cartooningfanart]

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[@godkianimations3468]

I saw sucker punch when I was 13 and even then I new it was shit. It was a horrible abomination up there with The Last Airbender, Dragon Ball Evolution, Chung-le Street Fighter, and every movie on SYFY they all suck so much ass

[@dalime605]

+Chris Stewart nah dragonball and last airbender are all around horrible. this was ATLEAST entertaining xP

[@godkianimations3468]

+Da Lime ok not as bad as last shitbender and kick in the balls evolution but still bad

[@dalime605]

yeah I'd DEFINITELY see this over air bender again xP

[@BabyTua]

"a dumb chick can only be pretty for so long before she's not interessting anymore." you've really seen beyond

[@user-dr2yz8um3d]

Sucker Punch officially turns 10 today! I remember seeing it with my friends Tom and Liz. It is still one of my favorite movies and most anticipated of 2011. Love the soundtrack and how it conveys the idea of losing grip on reality, the merchandise, the movie's metaphorical and symbolic meanings. Emily Browning, Abbie Cornish, Vanessa Hudgens, Jamie Chung, and Jena Malone are good to watch. My first introduction to Oscar Issac. The fantasy sequences are fun but the real world scenes are kinda slow. Slick cinematography and terrific visuals. Like a giant music video of Alice in Wonderland meets machine guns. I admire the main girl who has the difficult task of trying to escape the mental institution but also escaping into her mind fighting various archetypes of the bad men who run it. Ok so it has according to most a misogynistic view of women, Snyder argued that it was actually a commentary on sexualisation and geek culture. It did pave more opportunities to cosplay at conventions. Still can't believe this was the very first blu ray I ever purchased. The extended version is way better. I think time has definitely been kinder to this movie.

[@360TheaterOfPWN]

hey im 13, and you're wrong. this film DOESNT suck! as long as you mute it and only watch the part with chicks. :D

[@iamspid3rman]

I just saw this movie...WTF. This is the dude who's directing the new Superman film, f*ck.

[@DuncanUdaho67]

Four years later...LOL

[@JoeChillton]

Epic review guys.

[@TheReasonableLiberal-hn2rs]

@Shevaron Ah so now it all makes sense. I kinda knew what you meant but I had to check.

[@Falcovsleon21]

14:05 Does anyone else suddenly want to Google images of the Sailor Scouts on cocaine after hearing that?

[@MhnFive]

I made the mistake of looking up "Sailor Scouts on cocaine" in Bing Images with safesearch off. The literal second image is Sailor Venus using rolled up money to snort a line off of a considerably erect dick.

[@doomfan12345]

Mhn Five Sounds kinky.

[@mst3k4evur]

@gglee962 The film made $89 million world wide. Not a successful film, but not memorable as a flop.

[@Dommy521]

this was the first movie i couldnt finish :(

[@gogi1000]

I thought this movie was hilarious! It was such utter bulls*** that I really couldn't stop laughing. When I saw those ninjas i was like "What the..." XD

[@devilshomie]

This movie was okay it was very confusing for me but I did like the soundtrack, the only parts I liked were the scenes when the girls were in the warzone

[@mst3k4evur]

I'm a Zack Snyder fan. I like his style and I love his movies. I went into the theater wanting to love it. AND I FUCKING HATE IT! Snyder, for your own good if for no one else's, don't ever do this again.

[@Shevaron]

@CrimesonWitcher I gota stop that late night youtube commenting when I'm half asleep. I was trying to say samurai.

[@ktownshutdown21]

@FireOps They hated Transformers 3 too, so....what's your point again?

[@fireops]

@Everwen45 So, if I disagree with them and say they're wrong, I'm the one that's actually wrong. But when they disagree with me and say I'm the wrong one, then they're the ones that are right? Oh yeah, great fucking logic.

[@METALkaiser27]

@ilovewarships dude, you nailed it with what was wrong with this movie.

[@darkservantofheaven]

@iamspid3rman hopefully Noland will keep him in check!

[@360TheaterOfPWN]

@jrutter9 agreed, spill is/are my favorite reviewers

[@Ihavealife100]

@FireOps They HATED Transformers 3 and Transformers 2 and stated that Transformers 1 is shit looking back at it. Okay I haven't seen this but this review seems to match up with the trailers. It's 5 video game cut-scenes with hookers as the main characters.

[@TheEverwen]

@FireOps Liking something doesn't make it good, and disliking something doesn't make it bad. You're really not helping your case by calling them "mentally disabled" because they don't agree with you, especially when they explained in detail why they think this a bad movie, while you haven't pointed out why do you think the movie is good or entertaining.

[@TheReasonableLiberal-hn2rs]

@Shevaron What the fuck is a Samaria?

[@Shaddowkhan]

From the first time you see John Hamm to the Last time you see him Spoiler it's all a dream

[@Shevaron]

Why did a Samaria have a gatling gun? Who gives a fuck, it looked bad ass and I enjoyed the eye candy.

[@bernsan443]

it didnt matter to me,i couldnt keep my eyes of baby girl

[@Ipwn2345]

These guys know was up LOL

[@SlientChaos]

Weird movies I meant, whoops, lol.

[@fireops]

@superhuman295 I would like to give you a break, but you're not taking one in your barely comprehensible single sentence. Now to the movie: It makes no sense to YOU, and by you I mean an idiot I'm replying to. It does make perfect sense to me. Your other argument is that...your point is that the movie is pointless? Let's just assume it's an pointless conflict (it's not). Then Captain America is also pointless, since Red Skull (big spoilers here) does not really exist, neither does Darth Vader.

[@Connect200]

Man I like Zack Snder's films but this is SHIT. Im going to watch Watchmen and hope he dnt fuck up Superman.

[@SlavicDemon]

@PumaSweat He's not that bad.

[@TheEverwen]

@FireOps They hate all the Transformers movies, you can check their reviews of them. It's funny how anybody who disagrees with you must be because they're wrong, but anyway, epic fail for you pal.

[@ktownshutdown21]

@FireOps Or. They just shit on crappy movies. Such as Sucker Punch =)

[@METALkaiser27]

@ilovewarships now thats what i call horrible script writing. the film would have made sense if baby doll had the superpower of imagination that goes horribly out of control. the nazi zombis and samurai, robot monsters would of had her be a geeky nerd that imagines these things that come to life. but i think zack snyder forgot to put this in the story. lol !!!

[@GrizzlyHands]

Some Ole Bullshit for this movie

[@Rabbitthateats]

I may as well just watched a porno.

[@Anthonycheesman33]

For reasons unclear lol

[@JoeChillton]

I'm sorry, but this moive blew ass-shit.

[@Vampwatch1462]

What is their obsession with 13 year olds? Every review they tend to bring up 13 year olds. It's starting to creep me out.

[@fireops]

I have to disappoint you. As hard and as much as you try to offend me, a person that adores this movie, you fail as hard as humanly possible. You don't get the movie. So, if something is not spelled out in big capital letters for the dumbest person in the audience/you guys and you thus don't get it, it's a bad movie...great logic. Well, have fun with Transformers 3, the probably best movie in the world according to this logic of yours. I keep on enjoying my "Heavy Metal"-esque movies.