That is one power move tho. “If I’m gonna die I’m gonna leave chaos in my wake and make them regret taking away everything I had to lose.”
@TreeHairedGingerAle Жыл бұрын
It's aspirational, and I love it 👏🏾✨🎉
@ajstudios9210 Жыл бұрын
Reminds me a bit of 13 Reasons Why.
@KerryLuckett Жыл бұрын
RIGHT?!
@miste0red Жыл бұрын
"Have fun hashing all of this out"
@_nob0dy_2978 ай бұрын
Fr
@erensfreedom112 Жыл бұрын
this is even better than the shorter version 💀
@Powerpuffgworl Жыл бұрын
1.4K likes and no comments, allow me to fix that :)
@erensfreedom112 Жыл бұрын
@@Powerpuffgworl Why thank you.
@vazzy2.0 Жыл бұрын
2.2k likes and two comments 🤨 no no no no that won't do🤭
@Tt-sSb11 ай бұрын
Frfr 😂 😭 The tea is HOTTER than before (;
@Bracelety27639 ай бұрын
3.3k likes and 4 replies? Ima change that
@kaisawatson Жыл бұрын
I love the smash bros announcer voice: *_SIR HENRY IS SLEEPING WITH HIS SISTER_*
@riyak.7393 Жыл бұрын
LMFAO
@Wertsir8 ай бұрын
_INCEST BABY JOINS THE BATTLE!_
@oak..8 ай бұрын
STOPPPPPP 😭😭😭😭😭😭@@Wertsir
@pyotrtchaikovsky18406 ай бұрын
Lmao, smash bros, yeah that makes sense
@slingyman235 ай бұрын
Don't you mean smash sis
@LoisLane06 Жыл бұрын
“W-W-Women say crazy things- R-R-Right you guys?” ~ Lord Wellington • 2023
@Educatedunhousedperson Жыл бұрын
Lord Wellington isn't the executioner. The executioner has the knife in his hand
@LoisLane06 Жыл бұрын
@@Educatedunhousedperson Thanks, I fixed it!
@lolofthecentury1529 Жыл бұрын
Do they? Yes
@ThatJackWrites Жыл бұрын
1623* lmao
@rebekahherskovitz6060 Жыл бұрын
Not to be confused with his brother, Beef Wellington
@yuk_ichi52 Жыл бұрын
“Did you find god up there?” SENT ME FLYING
@PichuElric Жыл бұрын
There's a reason both god and gspot start with the same letter
@banana_365iguess Жыл бұрын
@@PichuElric 💀💀💀
@gloomycutie Жыл бұрын
well did YOU find God up there?! 🤔
@Lordoftheferrets Жыл бұрын
Not with the number of likes
@ocinidolegna Жыл бұрын
nice icon, karkat :D
@Lix88 Жыл бұрын
This exactly what Petronius is said to have done: since Nero wanted him dead, he cut his own veins and then put a torniquet around his wrists, then went to the last party of his life and partied hard. In his will, he put all of the sordid courtly gossip he knew, "narrating the scandalous vulgarities of the prince [Nero], including the names of his lovers, his whores and the singularities of his perversions." Icon.
@MirageAtPlay Жыл бұрын
..... Petronius is a Harry Potter spell you cant convince be otherwise.
@Lix88 Жыл бұрын
@@MirageAtPlay You cast it, and you become the sassiest person ever lol.
@angelux2793 Жыл бұрын
@@MirageAtPlay Petronius is also the name of a patron saint of.. 'Bologna' 😂
@jeninavalira6724 Жыл бұрын
I don't know if I love more Petronius for being such a king or you for bringing me Classical content in unexpected places. Thanks, Lix! 😆
@kendallsmith1458 Жыл бұрын
"Hey man, why your fingers turning blue?"
@tybenne3980 Жыл бұрын
Honestly, if I'm being executed, I'd take as many people as possible along the way as well.
@AlineDreams Жыл бұрын
She found no tea about the executioner, meaning the executioner is good to go 😂
@hummingbirdgirl0720 Жыл бұрын
What if the executioner is related to one of those people?
@TimTheEnchanter0 Жыл бұрын
He was a commoner
@hummingbirdgirl0720 Жыл бұрын
@@TimTheEnchanter0 he probably feels secondhand embarrassment at the most than
@ronnieloveshorror8 ай бұрын
@@TimTheEnchanter0he gets free tea to spill with his commoner family
@kawaibakaneko3 ай бұрын
Don't make angry the guy who can turn a quick death to a draw out spectacle
@SexyBeamShooter Жыл бұрын
Fun fact: according to Puppet History, this is sort of how the Affair of the Poisons got started.
@viv7810 Жыл бұрын
You mean weird history?
@bellatrixareforkids7406 Жыл бұрын
@@viv7810 I think both talked about this at one point, but puppet history said it almost word for word.
@kathypince5158 ай бұрын
SHANIACS BOOGARAS AND COWARD SHITFISH UNITE (PS: ghosts ARE real)
@TheGhostKing126 Жыл бұрын
The part where she says "Is blood thicker than water? ...its up for debate" gets me everytime
@elisabethheiman210410 ай бұрын
0:50 I don’t know why but the look on the executioner’s face kills me every time! 😂
@pearldoug42779 ай бұрын
Because he's curious of how it works. 😂
@TheRedGhost_4 ай бұрын
Bro fr went 😒🤨😳👀
@aili_not_ally4 ай бұрын
He's like "promise?"
@GROUNDHOGCULT Жыл бұрын
Me If I was accused of witchcraft in the 1800's
@Kyle___Broflovski Жыл бұрын
Real.
@denegwynn2869 Жыл бұрын
1600s
@justindixon1586 Жыл бұрын
Same you can accuse me of witchcraft but I’ll sure as hell accuse the minister of spreading so much clap it’s become applauds
@AbsoluteSpaceBitch Жыл бұрын
Yep, seems accurate!
@feathered_turtle Жыл бұрын
*when
@yumekojabami233 Жыл бұрын
U never dissapoint how u come up with those ideas 😂
@hafsa_xoxo Жыл бұрын
Whys yumeko jabami commenting on a KZbin video
@gheata_playz874 Жыл бұрын
@@hafsa_xoxo chaos
@yumekojabami233 Жыл бұрын
@@hafsa_xoxo because i can?
@hafsa_xoxo Жыл бұрын
@@yumekojabami233 yh babes it's a joke x I wasn't trying to offend
@yumekojabami233 Жыл бұрын
@@hafsa_xoxo oh nah u good my bad im just too blunt sometimes
@cheese8878 Жыл бұрын
When you wanna slay before you’re slain
@dantemaquiavelli9039 Жыл бұрын
We need to see this guy and the head of the church together. NO, we need a series to know what de fuck happened here.
@Sqooshyfroog Жыл бұрын
Yessss this would be such a great series
@connortg5 Жыл бұрын
...they had gay sex there's your answer we don't need a series to figure that out moving on
@wasifabul2545 Жыл бұрын
Joanna’s back story you can’t convince me that isn’t Joanna spilling the tea before being killed
@Wednesdaywoe1975 Жыл бұрын
De fuck is what happened there.
@captainacorn2088 Жыл бұрын
@@wasifabul2545 I could see it
@OhSkyeLanta Жыл бұрын
I’m so so glad there’s an extended version of this *chefs kiss*
@FMoment4311 Жыл бұрын
Ok, so this woman is definitely Joanne. You can't tell me that's not her. 😭😭
@TreeHairedGingerAle Жыл бұрын
Just the origin story we needed! 🥳✨
@FeathersOnFire Жыл бұрын
Now we know why satan chose Joanne
@snowball03-boop11 ай бұрын
LLLLOOOOOOOOOREEE HECK YES!!
@user-cm8di3eb2t4 ай бұрын
Joanne's portfolio was this? No wonder she got hired...
@ShaelynnT3 ай бұрын
Joanne's origin story, Yes!
@ArtemimiOCE Жыл бұрын
"You have a hole and you should use it" ICONIC
@redrasegarden Жыл бұрын
I love how she was like “yeah I’m calling you out but I don’t really care. You do you”
@JonesRayRed7 ай бұрын
“You have a hole and it should be used” these are words that everyone can benefit from
@deerdrajensen3808 Жыл бұрын
she really said “those without sin cast the first stone”
@HK-mi9yg Жыл бұрын
Lol I think they lost all motivation to follow through the execution 😂
@fandom_kingdom_girl437 Жыл бұрын
This is the level of petty I aspire to be.
@nikofaershee4235 Жыл бұрын
I was like: "How do you out someone while not being homophobic?" Little did I know that Stanzi was on the case!❤💀
@arcious60 Жыл бұрын
Unfun fact: the only way to get out of an execution in the Salem with trials is blaming someone else.
@user-oo7dw4qw4b Жыл бұрын
"Did you find God up there?" gets me every single time HAHAHA
@britishcivilian Жыл бұрын
Right.. you guys?
@jennifercheney4353 Жыл бұрын
Next up...the Lord Wellington saga....PLEASE!😂
@jeremytung1632 Жыл бұрын
This is “my shift is over right when something catastrophic happens” dialed up to 11.
@karmafluff Жыл бұрын
That one friend that knows every gossip in their town
@Lasanga95 Жыл бұрын
She dident just spill the tea,she spilled the whole tea party.
@yogurt3355 Жыл бұрын
Oh my god, the ad before this video was a prayer ad 😭
@NotSoMuchFrankly Жыл бұрын
...and Mother Nature laughed
@mushroomed6379 Жыл бұрын
I LOST IT WHEN SHE SAID "you got a hole and you gotta use it, right?" 💀💀💀💀💀💀
@putaidanganimal1 Жыл бұрын
Well, at least she got all that out of her system before the old head chop. 😂😂🤷♀️🤣🤣
@wolfofshadows4283 Жыл бұрын
I absolutely LOVE her wardrobe. every single one of them looks so good😍 keep up the good work Stanzi
@harmony687 Жыл бұрын
It took me a while to realise the Lord Wellington one😂... Her ✨Dark Humour ✨ is another level
@mistydragonfan1008 Жыл бұрын
I guess you could say Lord Wellington was in a *S T I C K Y* situation 😂
@hdhdjsjdjshdhwhd8 ай бұрын
Can you guys explain? 😀
@harmony6878 ай бұрын
@@hdhdjsjdjshdhwhd It basically means that lord wellington did the deed with the church head... like they both males but still did it
@hdhdjsjdjshdhwhd8 ай бұрын
@@harmony687 they did s**?
@harmony6878 ай бұрын
@@hdhdjsjdjshdhwhd Yes
@Chipster724 Жыл бұрын
I was really hoping for more noble tea to be spilled 🤣🤣🤣🍵😂😏
@unknownpasserby7405 Жыл бұрын
Nobili-tea*
@TheMuffinator3 Жыл бұрын
The last bit reminded me of why joking around about guys doing it with each other has always been a meme, especially when it’s about calling out members of clergy and/or powerful people for being hypocrites 😏
@illuminateillumination5949 Жыл бұрын
I really enjoy the extended sketches. It's great getting to see more content!
@S0LAR_STAR Жыл бұрын
SHE TOOK EVERYONE DOWN! THE FAMILY AFFAIR JOKE THOUGH- 💀
@TyroneBruinsmaFilms Жыл бұрын
Don't go out with a bang, go out with nuclear devastation
@yaoi4life529 Жыл бұрын
Damn totally wanna do this at my funeral (id probably be killed twice if that happened lol)
@nathannightfall Жыл бұрын
If you get to speak at your funeral, I'm pretty sure dead is not a problem for you.
@glasscardproductions4736 Жыл бұрын
I assume you meant on your deathbed, but at your own funeral sounds more badass.
@NotSoMuchFrankly Жыл бұрын
@@nathannightfall You get Morgan Freeman to recite your eulogy. The most sonorous fukyu ever!
@delatara21_61 Жыл бұрын
Stanzi honestly looks hot asf in wellington's costume
@LunaP15 ай бұрын
The "Please nooo" always sent me.💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@notsparks Жыл бұрын
A condemned woman after my own heart.
@jasminealex7212 Жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for the extended version. Your short video was so funny. This is even better
@sylthereal Жыл бұрын
Bahahaha just in time for the anniversary date of the execution of Anne Bolein. Love that irony and love your work, girl! 🤟👏🔥
@rayyyyyyyyyyyyy13 Жыл бұрын
"holy moly" absolutely KILLED me
@emilyplatt8172 Жыл бұрын
This is one of my favorites so far
@hailee246 Жыл бұрын
I got an ad for therapy as soon as the video ended LOL
@jmr1123 Жыл бұрын
Stanziiii 😂💀 as someone who would absolutely have been tried as a witch all I have to say is: work
@yasiegonlastie5483 Жыл бұрын
Records shown that lord Wellington’s hair turned white while the witch during her execution
@NotSoMuchFrankly Жыл бұрын
Wellington got burnt like a steak during this one.
@NotSoMuchFrankly Жыл бұрын
Like the guy whose last words, when put before the firing squad, waited until they said "aim" and shouted "FIRE!!" Here, ya' get to take some of the fkkkrz out wit' ya', tho😈
@canonickero Жыл бұрын
We need a spinoff of Lord Wellington and the leader of the church
@Sqooshyfroog Жыл бұрын
Anyone else keep rewatching when you have no tea yourself or just me
@Kardellan Жыл бұрын
Stanzi I love your outfits! I just want to raid your closet and your content is always amazing. Thanks for always making my day better.
@falconeshield Жыл бұрын
Joanne's backstory I don't care that's totally Joanne, Satan's future assistant
@BriChuhime-sama Жыл бұрын
The only way to go down tbh 😂😂😂
@Mark-xf3fe Жыл бұрын
This is so amazing. Honestly just make a side character in a historical show and let them do this, this is too amazig
@chuuyaism1653 Жыл бұрын
0:50 the executioner's expression 😭
@lrae9519 Жыл бұрын
Always hilarious but those nails are gorgeous
@leonadelavher7921 Жыл бұрын
I'll make sure you lose your minds before I lose my head. 🙃 Type of energy.
@Chessboii5 ай бұрын
But again "No one will take you're word against the word of Sir Henry Simmerson!" Proceeds to get beaten by a priest
@dayshadows5021 Жыл бұрын
Time for a lord wellington backstory series! 🙃
@Prreettyyyy Жыл бұрын
Damn that was cruel, do that again
@chewiecheshire7973 Жыл бұрын
Based on the names, they are most likely English nobility, so if this skit is set after 1534, Lord Wellington is getting it on with the ruler of England.
@Sumerugeniusenjoyer Жыл бұрын
Lady gossipers do be getting close in that situation co'z it seems like a good smelling tea is being served😂
@gingin4471 Жыл бұрын
She might've lost the battle but she won the war
@sabrinawu33659 ай бұрын
rip she didnt get to enjoy the drama afterwards😢
@riverhalorix4203 Жыл бұрын
oh my satan there's an EXTENDED VERSION???? what a slay
@FlakesSubliminals Жыл бұрын
"Any last words?" "Yeah." "What?" "OBLIVIATE!"
@zc29088 ай бұрын
Dear Stanzi, mentally I’m not in a good place and I am in severe anxiety over my health. I want to thank you for making me smile ❤
@TheYesteryearGirl Жыл бұрын
“You have a hole” *executioner is shooketh* 😂
@Soeia.ElliotClark Жыл бұрын
I've done this during other's attempt wt socially executing me. 😂 Within reason, after I recognized not being in a toxic, but healthy villainous mindset, and energy instead. It was very good for me.
@8lec_R Жыл бұрын
My god. The acting was good 😊
@brettlibertucci5604 Жыл бұрын
Stazi you're an Icon
@TreeHairedGingerAle Жыл бұрын
*wheeze* 😂✨ PER-FUCKIN'-FECTION!!✨😂
@user-nl4gp3co7g Жыл бұрын
This is literally out of one of the 1800 tv series with like 8 seasons worth of politics and relationships 😂 this is amazing ❤ I don’t watched them btw
@laurenw.8178 Жыл бұрын
Girl taking all them down with her 😂
@DiscoTimelordASD Жыл бұрын
I want the town backstory now😂
@lena7623 Жыл бұрын
If I'm going down, you're all gonna wish you came with me!
@evelinlisjak23544 ай бұрын
"have fun hashing all of this out peace and love and i'll see you in hell!" LMAO
@WhiteSwarm Жыл бұрын
"Did you find God up there?" Stanzi I love you so much. If I could, I would hug you
@irogt Жыл бұрын
If I'm going down, you're all coming along.
@daniellecrossley486 Жыл бұрын
you know what if something like that happens to me and they offer me my final words I probably do the same thing, if not worse
@Kilathasaurus8 ай бұрын
"Have fun hashing all of this out, peace and love and ill see you in hell" we stan a QUEEN
@Zendarolin Жыл бұрын
I like how she sounds like a news reporter
@TheBeanWizard Жыл бұрын
Ooh, icky 😂😂😂
@whiskey-biscuit9388 Жыл бұрын
i thought i'll find something darker than netflix blackwashing but i love this keep it up fammm : D
@shadowdroid776 Жыл бұрын
0:49 I hadn't cackled SO loudly in so long!
@katy4523 Жыл бұрын
We need to see Satan meeting this lady lol
@mileystewart87389 ай бұрын
The executioners face at "you have a hole-" had me DYING
@Candyohh Жыл бұрын
Always fabulous 💯
@MissMyPonytail Жыл бұрын
Along with South Park, you should be mandatory viewing for everyone in the country! Thank you so very much for poking the things that need to be poked and making them roll over to show their true selves!!!
@francescagiustini5169 Жыл бұрын
This is my favorite. Watched it a million times
@benny7257j Жыл бұрын
Going Out Like A 'G' 🙌🏼.
@izukuhimiko6879 Жыл бұрын
"U have a hole and it should be filled" The executioner: hold up-
@thegreenninja9004 Жыл бұрын
"You have a hole, and it should be used" 💀💀💀
@maniicKITTYY Жыл бұрын
Oh if I were going to die via execution this is exactly how I'd go out. The game show delivery & all. I'd also have an alphabetically organized list (by first name) on a poster board...fuck it we can even make a lil game out of it by making a little wheel, whoevers letter it lands on goes first, we just keep going around the board/wheel until all the names on the paper/board are crossed out.
@spamham897 Жыл бұрын
If she wasn’t accused of witchcraft, she will be now lol