The Best Of “Things People Have Said to Me as a Baker” | 30-Minute Compilation

[@ShellyS2060]

The "No" is so soothing to my soul. You are a godsend for all of us in service.

[@Mojo_3.14]

It really helps that she's both the manager and the owner. It empowers her to be able to make her own decisions and have final say. Also, she is too kind most times and you really have to push her or be completely wrong for her to say no.

[@attilakiss8585]

My favorite is the authentic food: "here is a chocolate brownie with an Irish flag in it"

[@kezia-lemonthorne2507]

If that customer intends to make a photo of it and label that as traditional, I'm sure they are going to regret it later.

[@fandom_kingdom_girl437]

Literly me, i am such a picky eater. 😅

[@hypatiakovalevskayasklodow9195]

As someone who doesn’t like most of my country’s “traditional” sweets, I totally get it

[@laurapaivab]

"Hi, I bought this donut, and it tastes weird." "That, sir, is a bagel." Hahaha

[@royaltinman2226]

Had me rolling

[@laurapaivab]

@@royaltinman2226 same 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@stillplay4962]

I wasn't rolling, _I was cackling_

[@laurapaivab]

@@stillplay4962 hahaha it was my favorite part of the whole thing

[@lanlily1362]

you spell dount wrong

[@ann18o96]

The German testing you is absolutely in character xD "Yes I can speak english, but I won't unless I have to"

[@Kloetenhenne]

Germans think their English is bad, though 😂

[@attilakiss8585]

Would be even more authentic with french.

[@ninaschust3694]

Or: people who study in germany really have problems to learn german, because most of their Kommilitonen want to practice their English 😂

[@dragonbretheren]

To be fair, being a tourist with minor knowledge of a local language can sometimes be worse than being a tourist with no knowledge of the local language. I know low-to-mid level Japanese (basically 3 years of high school), but struggle with complex vocab. When I go to Japan, I actually find opening conversations with Japanese gets me into worse situations than just opening with "English okay?" If they seemed bothered by English, I would _then_ segue into Japanese "a~ daijoubu. Nihongo mo ii desu" - which would cue them into my status as "knows Japanese, but not fluent" and properly set expectations, allowing us to mostly pantomime and use simple words to navigate our way through a conversation. On the other hand, the first time I went to Japan, I tried to politely meet them at their level and cold-opened my first interaction with "Sumimasen~ toire wa doko desu ka?" (excuse me for interrupting, where is the nearest toilet?), which got me a fluent Japanese response equivalent to "If you head down this concourse and hug the right wall, you'll eventually pass a lavender-colored ticket machine. Take the escalator near that ticket machine down to the basement and you'll take a slight left (not the hard left) at the 5-way intersection once you're down there. It will be kitty-corner to the pet shop." to which I only understood "uhh... I think I heard the word right, then she said a bunch of stuff, then left twice... Something about the number 5 and maybe something about an animal store?"

[@National_Piraterist]

Diese Welt wäre eine bessere, wenn mehr Leute Deutsch sprechen würden.

[@Ixy_Phoenix_Office]

"Then why did you ask for my opinion🥲" why do I feel like she was going to cry when she gets home.

[@Dannymart_88445]

Poor Alice

[@Lilyam_34]

Poor her

[@cr_chain]

Got*

[@knightmareza9478]

My mother knew a man that opened a cake shop in our town after they all graduated. In a year he gained nearly 50 kg. Then at some point he just slimmed down. Turns out he ate so much of his cakes that he gree to despise the taste of sugar and refuses to eat anything sweet now

[@erichanastacio9695]

Must have been scared by his doctor regarding diabetes. Good for him! 😆😆😆

[@riverstyx7251]

Yup that’s your body’s way of saying “ew why do you keep feeding me this where’s the variety we’re gonna catch a disease” 😂

[@BaylockX8-11]

My mom worked at Cadbury. They were allowed to eat all the chocolate they wanted while at work for this reason. If you tell people they can eat as much as they want, they get bored of chocolate REALLY quickly. If you tell people not to eat it, they'd be sneaking it for years.

[@samplehooman]

The german scene is so accurate 😂 perfect english and we act like we can't speak five words 😂

[@kelumchanaka-wo2op]

The reaction she makes when the customer says what will happen to the toilet. 😂😂😂 watched it many times but not enough.

[@The-great_papyrus23232]

Realu

[@The-great_papyrus23232]

Oh no

[@The-great_papyrus23232]

Bruh

[@The-great_papyrus23232]

What

[@ljclaridge1701]

Its the "CWASSAHHH" for me 😅😅

[@karenweiner1857]

I will say for the coffee cake one that here in the US coffee cake actually doesn’t have coffee in it, it is instead a type of cake that is meant to go with coffee, so if that customer was American, that may have been the cause of the confusion.

[@elirewasout]

It's the same in Canada. My cousin, he is English, didn't get any that he was offered because he thought it had coffee in it. I've made cake with coffee, it makes for a wonderful cake, but then people don't expect it to have coffee. I like to label my baked goods with an ingredient list, safe to say.

[@nationalinstituteofcheese3012]

Huh, I’m American and I thought coffee cake had coffee in it.

[@bcaye]

Ok, one is from Canada but what country the rest of you from? I refuse to believe that an entire continent doesn't know what coffee cake is or else has never heard of it.

[@lobowolf44]

@@bcayeI’m from Mexico and never heard of a coffee cake with no coffee 🤣

[@katrose5179]

@@bcayeliterally never heard of it until today. American. I’m very curious now.

[@valerieshepherd6823]

Neutrogena hand cream Alice, it was invented for Norwegian fishermen it might help with the dermititis. Put it on liberally last thing at night and wear cotton gloves to protect your bedding xxx

[@interroga-te-ipsum]

Actually, Neutrogena is just a L'oreal product... nothing Norwegian in there...

[@nutella_wewerehere]

⁠@@interroga-te-ipsuminvented for, not by

[@Yasmin._whm]

4:19 ''learn your bread Language 😂''

[@ladylily]

"Special occasion" -- I swear, I thought he was going to say he was getting divorced or the wife died. I did NOT see that coming! 😂

[@CyclingM1867DubbysMama]

"Do you see me kneading the bread with my ear?" Too funny!!

[@arnewengertsmann9111]

It is the same for alll service jobs, isn't it? I work as a private tutor and had a customer call me today who complained that I did make her son do calculations. I said: Yes... you ordered math tutoring. Of cours I had him doing calculations. Her answer: Why, he has a calculator.

[@RiyaRanjan-vm8vl]

Wowww ( that's sarcasm) what's the point of sending him to maths then

[@arnewengertsmann9111]

@@RiyaRanjan-vm8vl Good question. If I ever find out, I will let you know.^^

[@markstott6689]

I've said it to my best mate many times (to which he agrees as he's a bus driver in Leeds) that there's nothing as stupid or ignorant as the general public.

[@blindbookworm8019]

Yes, I did some tutoring for a while I had this one mother that wanted me to do every subject. I made it clear on the website that I only tutor in Spanish and Japanese. She also wanted me to make sure he had everything ready for school. I am not a babysitter. The kid was 14 after that I stopped doing it.

[@PanAndScanBuddy]

At first I was like "Aw no some accidental repeats!" Then I realized it's gotta be to make it 30 minutes for falling asleep. Made to order, how wonderful! Cheers, Alice!

[@paranoidgenius9164]

Customer - This donut tastes funny. Baker - that sir, is a bagel.😅

[@MarilynTheCat]

Hey super big fan of the channel!! Keep up the good work!!!

[@FromScratchBakery]

Thank youuuuu!!!! 💓💓💓💓

[@TheMightsparrow]

​@@FromScratchBakeryIs there any way to open an account & order a couple of items from your menu? I was surprised to find no way of purchasing the items from the website. Any chance of doing this in the near future?

[@heidielston7769]

@MarilynTheCat - That was so kind of you!! Really sweet! 🤗

[@PhilFromhec]

The lady who misunderstood what dermatitis is actually makes me kinda happy. She was genuinely just concerned for another person’s health and safety

[@stephen_harvey]

" at that speed, the only support it needs is moral support" my goodness i am laughing too hard right now... Lol

[@acedreamer2004]

Honestly can’t believe how quickly your channel has grown, it’s absolutely amazing❤️ Keep up your videos, I love every single one of them

[@emmathornley4745]

"I don't know of any other Londons" *laughs in Canadian*

[@AnnieNelson-m4j]

😂 I just love the "snarky" comments! True comic genius there!

[@casperthesociallyawkwardgh6811]

"not one bit" *hands a brownie* I'm dying 😂

[@JulianaBlewett]

This is real life, not Disney Pixar's Ratatouille

[@luckzdapro]

I wonder if Alice knows about the movie... it would be even funnier if she didn't though, lol

[@dorbacal]

You should add something inbetween each skit to indicate that it's a different skit when making these compilation types of videos, sometimes the skits just end very suddenly and I can't tell that it's a whole new skit until I understand it myself 😂 But it's a fantastic video, I've been binging your videos and I love seeing your point of view. You're hella cute and the humor is really chill here

[@FromScratchBakery]

✍️thank you for giving nice advice✍️

[@ladylily]

You mean like the titles literally at the top of each different skit?

[@dorbacal]

@@ladylily Well yeah the titles are there, but I'm more focused on listening to what she's saying and looking at her facial expressions than reading the titles, and just sometimes it's not obvious that we switched to the next skit

[@404deadlink]

"Do you see me kneading the bread with my ear?" Fucking hilarious.

[@nikitagordienko4900]

"Can I get a donut but just a hole?" 😭

[@456puff]

Are donut holes not a thing outside of the US?

[@Icantchangemyhandlehelp]

​@@456puffdonut holes are so good. I can't imagine being in an area where there aren't any

[@Mojo_3.14]

@@456puff In Canada they are called TimBits among other things.

[@456puff]

@@Mojo_3.14 Interesting! Thank-you!

[@jab9109]

@@456puff Isn't that just... nothing?

[@shreyasukale]

The pointless cake pun was so good. It took me a minute to realise.😆

[@Quickbite2]

There's a few repeating ones but oh my gosh I love these also the one with the guy that's like but the sprinkles absolutely cracks me up if I ever go to Ireland I am coming to your bakery and buying all the things😂❤❤❤❤

[@Kimmie123]

Is this a real bakery.. just asking 😊😊😊

[@GlowingAmberRaiinYTT]

@@Kimmie123 Yeah, it is. I've never actually been to Ireland so I don't really know the details though.

[@CaffeinatedTigress]

0:26 - as a product demonstrator - this one hits me hard. I now refuse to answer the "which is your favorite?" question as I get those exact answers if I answer. "Oh, I actually think this one is really good." "Ew, that's my *least favorite* ." ... "Then why tf are you asking me???" I now just say "You're more than welcome to try one of each - that's the great thing about these demonstrations!"

[@m_chupon5131]

You have a lovely voice! In case you ever wanted to do bakery ASMR.. Whatever that is, I don't know but I'd probably watch it

[@mariannehay4209]

“ … moral support for how screwed it was about to be.” Hilarious! 😂

[@Gurl-5150]

I worked at a Bagel Shop once and they told me to always say "We've sold out of..." instead of saying "We have run out of..." They said that one indicates that our 'sold out item' is far better and our 'ran out of item' means we failed at ordering they swore by this.

[@caileyrookids]

Every time I watch that shot about dermatitis vs meningitis, I always fill it in with encephalitis and get surprised by the meningitis lol

[@vladislav_aleksandrov2761]

Thank you, I’ve been swiping with my eyes closed on tiktok to fall asleep for the longest time 😂

[@FromScratchBakery]

Haha put this one on repeat and fall asleep 😌💤

[@heidielston7769]

Make a playlist with a bunch of her compilation videos & get comfy!

[@Frostgnaw]

Worked at taco bell as my first job. Family came in the dining room and I was on drive thru. Went over to take their order, super nice and friendly. Dad asks what's on a mexican pizza, so I tell him. He's cool with it and orders the combo. They get their food, sit down, and start eating; I go back to drive thru and continue working. I hear the dad yelling in the lobby and go to see what happened he comes up to the counter all pissed off going, "there's sour cream on here!" I go, "yup, I told you that it came with sour cream." He goes, "oh, alright," and then sits back down. Customers are weird.

[@janehrahan5116]

These people all vote. Their intelligence, kindness, wisdom, critical thinking, empathy, and pattern recognition there match here.

[@Freyjodrik]

Daaamn, your German is GREAT I never fought you spoke German in the first place, that's really cool! Dont underestimate your skills, German unfortunately is very hard to learn for non natives xD G Grüße von einem Deutschen Fan deiner Bäckerei 😁💙

[@Fluxikator]

As another native German speaker I have to agree. Her German is quite good.

[@h0sfs11]

Non native germans learning, der die das dem ect. I dont know more i forgot the others

[@mariedinkler8542]

I used to make a chocolate rye cake for allergy prone kiddos. It was really yummy, not exactly a cake texture😊😊

[@randomrainbow4479]

What a delight you are! I can only dream of visiting your bakery, but I bet it's lovely. Have you ever tried using black cocoa for dye free black buttercream? Sugarologie has a couple of different recipes floating around the interwebs. If you're able to get your hands on some, it might be worth a try.

[@schrodingerskatze4308]

The only thing here I find somewhat understandable is the black forest cake. Those traditionally come with alcohol (more specifically Kirschwasser) which is one of the main ingredients. So it would be kind of imoportant to make it really clear that it is a kid friendly version and not traditional. The rest of that reaction from that same person is funny though.

[@Scarlett-ne4dy]

I found this channel this morning and instantly subscribed ❤ Been watching all day

[@wolflinggon5664]

I almost choked on my dinner at the Idiot Sandwich

[@Redmentoos]

12:39 like his wife after her surgery?

[@jackwaycombe]

It's been years and it wasn't a bakery (how I now wish it had been)... With my very first computer and printer, I generated a large notice to display behind my counter... "I have many talents. Telepathy is NOT one of them!"

[@mjschuerhoff91]

I feel so hard the one 'you look tired' and than order a huge cake for the next day.... 😂 People are sometimes really dumb

[@mbb1627]

Alice: you're in a traditional Irish bakery, no Graham crackets Also Alice: we use American buttercream

[@Gkysyp]

The best baker.

[@NullTheDinoNerd]

“Hi, I bought this donut and it tastes weird” “That, Sir, is a bagel” And “The closest thing to a s’more you will be getting today is two slices of bread one on either side of your face and getting called a idiot sandwich” Got me dying 😭

[@mr.thedragonick7106]

Alice: *sings* "We don't have any ham" Penny the Talking Cat: "noooooo"

[@toca_slay_queen]

"here is the moneys" "Umm, that's a button" "no, moneys"

[@h0sfs11]

Sometimes i wish i could give those reaction to annoying customers in the bakery i work at

[@crunchypeanutbutter2771]

I did not know about the reason for that tall hats!! Funny and educational!!

[@Vanvanroo]

The french one killed me bro, like I'm a French speaker and yeah that's pretty much how that word sounds to foreigners lmao (tho I guess we invented the word so teeeeechnicallyyyyyy you're all saying it wrong)

[@Animadness-h7a]

2:50 Guy: “Hi, I bought this donut and it tastes weird” Me: “That sir, is a bagel 😐”

[@clementine7582]

The funniest thing I've seen in along time!!🤣😂

[@Maki.Harukawa-Slays]

"And here's the monies" SO CUTEE ( 1:39 )

[@veronicaread8051]

One of my favourites. “I bought this doughnut and it tastes weird” …… “that sir, is a bagel” 😂

[@mjschuerhoff91]

Rye can be a really fluffy cake if you know how to! In germany we bake as good as everything out of rye too. Or dinkel we germans love. Its a little nut flavored flour whats like grain

[@harutogames9204]

Ooookayyyy 2:10 that person was definitely on some type of drug 😂

[@rossjackson2282]

Love this! Could watch for hours!! Xx

[@gisalex]

I didn’t know I needed a 30-minute compilation of these until I got a 30-minute compilation of these

[@user_not_found5770]

I loooove hearing your voice! Have you ever considered recording a longer video? I feel like it could be an amazing sleeping aid 😅 You sound so calming and relaxing

[@A_Amazi]

Oh, I have an explanation! I’ve never known coffee cakes to have coffee (more-so to be sweet treats served with/to be dunked in coffee) although, that cake looks obvious. I think it’s just an American thing.

[@alastryona]

I was looking for someone else thinking that! In the US coffee cakes are white cakes with a cinnamon crumble on top (at least I've never had another kind). Cakes with coffee in them aren't as common and might be called something else like a mocha cake or just coffee flavored cake

[@NateyC214]

9:28 I have worked for a chocolate shop, a bakery, and a pizza place, and at every one of these I get people who all assume it is a constant struggle not to binge snack. I'll admit the pizza one was the biggest challenge for the pepperonis; every time I get some for home I snack on a slice or five out of the bag and the instincts are strong.

[@Dos_Caffeine]

This channel just stumbled onto my recomendations, and I love it lmao

[@susant8555]

I really love it more when you play the soft spoken baker. It is so funny!

[@_.-PIX3Lthefox-._]

**laughs crazily in metal fan**

[@Gurl-5150]

This is a young business owner....and a hilarious one too. ❤❤❤❤😂😂😂😂

[@pridewolf8388]

I love how petty you are. Your videos always make me smile, so thank you for the stories.

[@Mariamunro95]

As if I can sleep through any of that lmfaooo. You killed me at smores.

[@HACATLOVER]

“You look like my 50 year old uncle” DAMN

[@bakatri5027]

For the person that pretend to have a baguette with ham you could said " we don't HAM any"😂😂

[@RoslynDawson-et2tn]

I love your videos!! They really make my day. Continue your great work.

[@SimaoFCunha]

Angela Kinsey said the best definition of a bagel... "Is just bread shaped like a donut." 😹

[@tomh5529]

"And you wonder why I look tired...." That was adorable.

[@JosephTheChristian]

These videos are keeping my shit together and I appreciate it ❤

[@sashaborokowski8029]

lol i tried light and fluffy rye! doesn't work. I also get the foreign language one. I speak French and started at a French bakery. A customer came in and somewhat haughtily started speaking French. i answered and tried to start a conversation. He stammered, switched to English and left really fast. My coworkers were in back cheering and started high fiving me. Turns out the guy would come in all the time and act all snobby and give all the Mexican staff grief about not speaking French, when he could barely speak it himself. Even though it was only my second day i became a go to for any other language. Even ones i don't speak. I did take an order in Romanian though!

[@Chimera_Photography]

13:28 - that one’s not really fair. I’m fairly confident anyone who isn’t British 😉 would be confused by that.

[@simonruszczak5563]

Customer: Do you serve cupcakes? Me: Yep, we serve them, what would you like cupcake?

[@SneksSlayy-ep1fj]

I'm using this to fall asleep your voice is so soothing❤

[@chloeevans1928]

Omg I love metal too! Especially while baking/cooking!

[@AmayaHinageshi]

7:50 So as an American I’d like to apologize for my fellow Americans. We’re just a little ignorant of other cultures as a whole. That said, if someone asks for something with Graham Crackers, try offering them something with cinnamon, honey, and vanilla or any mixture of the three. Graham Crackers are a crisp cracker with a mix of those flavors, so that’s probably the flavor profile they’re looking for. Can’t imagine asking for that in an Irish bakery though; broaden your horizons people!!

[@lilyivey5933]

to be fair graham crackers are so standard here that i would assume they have them abroad. i lived in europe for a good few years and they def have stuff like it

[@JCAnimalX]

That “croissant” got me…..people don’t get how foolish they sound ordering like that. So glad I do not work Starbucks anymore 😂😂😂

[@dreaming_of_you11]

2:50 "Hi I bought this donut and it tastes weird" "That sir is a bagel"

[@CElliott994]

The “we don’t have ham” dance was adorable😁

[@amberfernandes7223]

LOVE your channel! Really nice.

[@merciahjesus8366]

😂😂 smart funny baker girl... neat videos Alice , I like watching them 👌

[@samriddhishashwat4956]

I'm indian...!! Your videos and ur reactions...are so good...!!! ❤❤❤...! If I ever come to Ireland...I'll definitely visit ur bakery..☺☺☺😇😇😇😊.....Ur so cool..!!😊

[@thunderag4823]

7:40 that part gave me a crazy idea what would a chocolate cake with a ton of marshmallows in between graham crackers taste like?

[@cr_chain]

0:22 i thought it was the persont aht wanted to speak to the male and she just continiued talking to him

[@toca_slay_queen]

21:49 The Toca Boca World noises 😂😂

[@damegataco]

That, Sir, is a bagle xD

[@MinedFire]

Wow, youre 20 and already own a business, thats amazing

[@briandnowak]

Owning a bakery at 20 is insane good for you girl

[@anonymous91877]

I clearly shouldn't be watching before 6am when I'm tired... At about the 7.30 mark there are several repeated ones (rye one, lard one, 7 tier cake etc). I ended up thinking I'd touched something and somehow gone backwards and took a bit to realise some are doubled...😂

[@Joy21090]

I was thinking I had deja vue deja vue.

[@galacgacwatson3102]

11:49 "Can I get a doghnut but just the hole?" Now I'm wondering, do you guys have doghnut holes?

[@Barakon]

11:48 those are buns & a real dessert resent in the us (they’re basically donut balls/the balls that are formed when you make the donut hole)

[@elwisuntemp7199]

If it makes you feel any better I have old lady hands too and I’m a very youthful teenager

[@pjaypender1009]

AMERICAN buttercream in a traditional Irish bakery?!

[@katiemadden9413]

I’m not entirely certain, but I’ve heard American buttercream is often easier to use for professional cake decorating (because of its firmness) when compared to other more smooth, rich buttercreams; they just don’t hold up structurally in the same way. Irish buttercream sounds like it’d be absolutely divine on a cupcake though-sounds heavenly😋