we shouldn't have watched the Pinocchio remake...

[@SpillingTheMilk]

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[@Thot_Patrol_USA]

if it aint fruity it aint for me

[@researcherchameleon4602]

Please watch Dan Vs.

[@thedotgiver2820]

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[@TheShadow1347]

watch Spectacular Spider Man

[@spacerunner357]

can you watch so ima spider so what

[@Alex_From_Florida]

Tom Hanks switches his accent so many times in this movie that it’s actually a blessing that he said “Do you know the way?” in a accent that almost sounds Ugandan. We must cherish this amazing delivery from such a train wreck of a film

[@specky_gaming]

Making myself believe it’s a Ugandan Knuckles reference is funnier to me than this movie let’s be real

[@HellspawnAirsoft]

What were they thinking when they got that audio. Disney: yep Tom sounds good.

[@quartzossie]

When the Fruity Pinocchio movie is actually better than the live-action remake

[@Enteringdullsville]

LET’S NOT GET CRAZY.

[@kara-mari9909]

yeah no fruity Pinocchio was just boring

[@Shythalia]

Well, let's hope Guillermo Del Toro's future Pinocchio movie will be good.

[@fredbearchannel976]

Father when can I make a better Pinocchio movie on my own I got the whole idea to see

[@jrt2792]

@@Enteringdullsville Shhhhiitttt, the Disney remake losing to a Russian low budget flick?? What a damn shame.

[@Jam-dk8lx]

I amazes me that there's straight up a fairy and a talking fox, yet everyone's surprised about the living doll.

[@cartooncritique6625]

To be fair, that was an issue with the original story too.

[@juuchanIRL]

to be fair, nobody saw the fairy except pinocchio and jimminy. the talking fox and cat tho...idk...they were in the original story so they kept'em.

[@foxymetroid]

It makes some sense. The people in their story probably saw their share of fairies and furries, so they see it as normal. We just find those things unusual because we don't see talking fox furries and fairies. It's new to us, but not to them. It's like how lightbulbs are boring, everyday items to us, but would freak the heck out of cavemen. The people just never saw a sentient puppet, so there's some novelty.

[@jrt2792]

They COULD'VE used a ACTUAL wooden doll to make Pinocchio look more believable. The irony is that would been better off just using a wooden doll.

[@Shythalia]

Literally 😤

[@Shythalia]

Actually, all of the puppets should've been real.

[@juuchanIRL]

@@Shythalia and the cat and fish. they are literal animals, they are not anthro. it's not that hard.

[@Shythalia]

@@juuchanIRL yeah :|

[@cheezbiscuit4140]

aw dang yeah just make sure he's got greenscreen puppet strings alongside the greensuit puppeteer and bam. Or they could't even done. a bizarre wooden muppet situation. hmmm..... Considering they own em why didn't disney do muppet pinocchio?

[@isabelle.the.artist]

that “do you know the way” was an actual jumpscare 💀

[@grand_spy]

21:34 This is by far Tom Hanks most beautiful line. Almost as influential as the hulk saying “bruh”

[@jiffy6969]

You made me realize that the Hulk actually said "bruh"... my life has been changed forever

[@oh_god_dammit]

​@@jiffy6969 remember when the hulk dabbed? I remember

[@gachalifelilly]

Do you know da wae

[@thema1998]

That actually had me dying from laughter! 🤣

[@jameswelch92]

I like to think this whole movie was just a hallucination from Tom Hank's character in Castaway.

[@webbrowser4603]

Instead of Winston, he has a Pinocchio puppet!

[@Mumiah862]

@@webbrowser4603Winston 😂😂

[@oliviamorales9406]

Probably one of my favorite things about this movie, is people who have no context of the original suddenly being blown away when they discover that Pinocchio's nose growing was such a minor detail that gets the most attention for some reason

[@EpicJoshua314]

My favourite part was the Coachman’s song.

[@Miss__Mystic]

20:57 That is the most frustrated and angriest I have ever heard Kor get. This is really one of the movies ever.

[@pyraffin]

I want to see how much they fuck up a Pocahantas remake. Will they stick to copy-pasting the problematic lie-filled original? Or will they try to be closer to the real story? They can't possibly stick to the real story due to how they love to sanitize everything and make it have nothing parents will write letters to them about despite whether it works FOR the story and shows the bad things as bad... like taking out the kids drinking beer and misbehaving in Pinocchio. Now the lesson is having fun is bad. Either way they'll fuck up Pocahantas and you _know_ they'll recreate it as they scrape lower and lower for old ideas.

[@Little1Cave]

Disney would never dare try to do a Pocahontas remake. I don’t want to live in a world where enough people at Disney consider it a good enough idea for it to actually come to fruition. Lol

[@MaximizedAnimation]

I think someone at Disney officially announced they were never gonna remake Pocahontas because it's too problematic

[@jareththegoblinking3191]

Pocahontas was never my favorite Like I didnt dislike it, just that it didn’t amaze as much as others So if they wanna make a remake I’d be fine with that

[@Ieam0309]

@@Little1Cave But they must. As with all remakes, they are done to renew their IP ownership.

[@FlCl3000]

They would make John smith black and accidentally cast an Indian woman instead of a native woman

[@Montesama314]

So Tom Hanks is an old man pretending to be a stereotypical old man? What!?

[@jacktheflash8478]

Did you expect a young man to do it?

[@pokaay3163]

@@jacktheflash8478 probably would’ve been a better performance, soo yeah. not a very high bar to pass.

[@superemoboi2050]

@@pokaay3163 How would that be a better performance??? What?😂

[@tobystone3696]

Acting at its finest

[@ursidae97]

He thinks he's twenty

[@MegaChickenfish]

So remember kids: LIE. It will help you get what you want. -Pinocchio From the studio that brought us "Remember: Don't work for your accomplishments, be born special instead. -Mulan"

[@EpicJoshua314]

Nope, there is NO message that lying gets you what you want. Pinocchio lies to get himself out of trouble instead of admitting his wrongdoings which causes his nose to grow freakishly long and Jiminy to say “Quit telling those whoppers!”. Then he tells A WHITE LIE to get the key. He doesn’t lie to make his nose grow long, it just so happened that his nose grew almost long enough that telling single white lie gets him the key. But just because Jiminy has a key doesn’t mean when the cage is unlocked he’s automatically free as his freakishly long nose confines him in the cage. How he ultimately escapes is admitting his wrongdoings which causes his nose to shrink back to its original size. Had he just admitted his wrongdoings instead of lying, the Blue Fairy would have appeared and unlocked the cage for him. The message ISN’T that lying rewards you… very stupid. The message is that you should admit your wrongdoings and the overall reward is salvation.

[@ursidae97]

​@@EpicJoshua314it would have been better if the lesson WAS that lying is good. At least they would have done something. In ghepetto, they used this trope to show that Pinocchio and his father are bonding by breaking rules that do not serve them without feeling bad. Here they're just doing it because shrek did it and Shrek is funny.

[@MegaChickenfish]

So bold of them to make the island of temptation all things that are....100% legal and OK. Even the clock smashing, like you can go places and pay to just break stuff if that's what you're into.

[@ursidae97]

It's so fucking sanitized

[@aidanmuller3358]

I understand the cricket, the background, and Pinocchio himself being cgi. But why couldn't they have gotten a real cat and fish????

[@imactuallykools]

Because Figaro (the cat) and Cleo (the fish) were very expressive in the original, which they tried to imitate to no avail.

[@loogoo]

Cause it's too hard to glue fake eyelashes onto a real goldfish. 😂

[@fumomofumosarum5893]

how else could they make the fish SEXY?

[@PoppilyPoppy]

I don’t know how bad it would’ve been for the cat, but using real fish would’ve been animal cruelty since the bowl had no filtration and carrying them around would only stress them out.

[@yaq-yaq]

​@PoppilyPoppy maybe they can green screen the fish into that bowl lol

[@randomasshumanbeing2078]

It’s so dark inside, then it gets so bright outside and it kills my eyes

[@StrawberryCocoaPowder]

I started dying when they reacted to Pinocchio leaving his house I hope you guys watch Foster’s home next soon, love your channel

[@annisaadams212]

Yesssss

[@StrawberryCocoaPowder]

@saint_squared525 OMG I just got the notification 😭

[@iminabox842]

Love how Disney implied that lying’s okay if it benefits you or helps you get out of situations where your in trouble. Now if I was a child…. Anyway this movie is shit.

[@jonathanpilcher337]

I mean... if the only way out of a serious situation is to lie then so be it

[@enderlord8771]

@@jonathanpilcher337 Yeah, but it kind of hurts the theme, so you don't present that scene if you're supposed to have that message unless you're planning on addressing it.

[@foxpro3002]

To be fair, in some situations, lying is a necessary evil.

[@EpicJoshua314]

Nope, Pinocchio lies to get himself out of trouble instead of admitting his wrongdoings which causes his nose to grow freakishly long and Jiminy to say “Quit telling those whoppers!”. Then he tells A WHITE LIE to get the key. He doesn’t lie to make his nose grow long, it just so happened that his nose grew almost long enough that telling single white lie gets him the key. But just because Jiminy has a key doesn’t mean when the cage is unlocked he’s automatically free as his freakishly long nose confines him in the cage. How he ultimately escapes is admitting his wrongdoings which causes his nose to shrink back to its original size. Had he just admitted his wrongdoings instead of lying, the Blue Fairy would have appeared and unlocked the cage for him. The message ISN’T that lying rewards you… very stupid. The message is that you should admit your wrongdoings and the overall reward is salvation.

[@enderlord8771]

@@EpicJoshua314 That's still very much weakened by the fact that he had to lie to get out.

[@JeffreyThrash]

Also, I know this video isn’t a highly-technical analysis of the film’s CGi, but I’ve been told that scenes with heavy CGi/green-screen sometimes under-expose scenes (make them really dark) or over-expose scenes (make them really bright) to try and hide less-convincing CGi. Although I’ve never seen a movie like this where they use BOTH as a constant crutch and still fail miserably. Finally, I’m becoming increasingly convinced that with Disney remakes specifically, they make the movies too dark to see because they either take it too literally when a higher-up says “Make a darker version of this classic movie” or because that’s the only way they can make a “darker” remake of the movie when that same higher-up tells them to remove or neuter all these potentially problematic (or even just scary for kids) parts from the original movie.

[@omnipotentmage]

21:36 The most funniest part of the movie 🤣

[@pyraffin]

21:03 Bro I legit thought it was them zooming in on his face like that for the bit. But it's the movie's editing. The movie did that.

[@jiffy6969]

No way...

[@hpman152]

Now that you’ve done both the Yassified and Disney Remake versions, you have to do the Guillermo Del Toro one.

[@antonberkbigler5759]

If this gets to 6k likes, I assume

[@collinkeyser6827]

Or The Original One From The 30's.

[@PandaLover08]

When this man asked "Does you know the way?" I absolutely DIED LAUGHING!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@rorrim0]

They just get astoundingly worse. These movies have to be marketing ploys to bump up activity on Disney plus.

[@ursidae97]

They absolutely are

[@salty8865]

15:44 that is the most horrifying face I've seen of any of them so far, quality reaction

[@macke3850]

The ending death scene is literally Tangled

[@JeffreyThrash]

I’m so glad I talked my Dad out of watching this remake. If you think millennials were up in arms when Disney ruins stuff like The Lion King and Aladdin, imagine how a Baby Boomer like my Dad would react to how they neutered the donkey transformation scene that supposedly scared him straight when he was little…

[@jenngeith455]

Same man I even commented about the donkey part

[@videon6134]

Someone could vouch for your dads disappointment. He showed his dad the remake transformation and his reaction was "that's it?"

[@geardog24]

7:09 Pinocchio staring as horsesh!t. The perfect symbol for this movie.

[@MegaChickenfish]

21:14 *IT BE THE TEAR OF THE GOOFY GOOBER!!*

[@jareththegoblinking3191]

Actually fun fact: Sabina (the female puppet) might’ve actually been alive like Pinocchio cuz in her last scene, you can clearly hear two different women speaking, Sabina and the girl, so Sabina’s a living puppet

[@jonathangoodwin5609]

I don't think that's intentional. I don't think they actually put thought into this.

[@jareththegoblinking3191]

Believe whatever u might

[@sophieamandaleitontoomey9343]

I highly doubt they put that much thought in. This whole movie just screams no thought or logic.

[@sophieamandaleitontoomey9343]

I highly doubt they put that much thought in. This whole movie just screams no thought or logic.

[@pokaay3163]

but wasnt the woman voicing the puppet in an earlier scene? you can see her doing a ventriloquist kind of mouthing over the puppet. anyways, I wouldn’t give disney the benefit of the doubt there.

[@FalcomNPC]

6:15 This is so accurate for Falcom RPGs 😆

[@MiloMurphysLaw]

That’s so weird how the beginning is way too dark and then he goes outside and everything is way too bright

[@JustAnArrogantAlien]

I can tell Robert Zemeckis directed this. Everything is so uncanny. The visuals make me feel sick; I imagine they’d be enough to give young children nightmares.

[@splo0sh]

The only good thing to come out of him was back to the future.

[@extrahistory8956]

@@splo0sh And "Who Framed Roger Rabbit."

[@imactuallykools]

@@extrahistory8956 also castaway and Forrest Gump

[@kyubbikcat2281]

Tom Hanks going “Do u no de wae?” is something I will never let go.

[@nonenone2173]

Everyone knows the old, new, and gay Pinocchios but I know the Shrek Pinocchio

[@Obliterater0836]

We need the Shrek Pinocchio spinoff

[@nonenone2173]

@@Obliterater0836 hell yeah

[@khantsoenaung4219]

21:39 “do you know da way?”

[@TheLastHylianTitan]

Bro, CGI Cleo gave me Shark Tale flashbacks.

[@huntercool2232]

Love how they complained about it being too dark when they were inside and then too bright when they were outside which is honestly true

[@andhispalmugman6314]

Disney is banned from making movies forever.

[@EpicJoshua314]

You’re banned from commenting on KZbin forever 😂

[@mrgodzillaraptors8632]

@@EpicJoshua314 not funny, didn’t laugh

[@skyshunts]

I have bad news for you they are remaking the little mermaid into live action now.

[@mrgodzillaraptors8632]

@@skyshunts we know, and it looks so…drab.

[@Whyiseveryhandletaken6942]

@@EpicJoshua314For what purpose?

[@igrokdesu]

Faaaather when can I leeeeeave to be on my oooowwwwwnn? I've got the whole worlddussy

[@kinny0916]

worlddussy 🤣

[@mnmnotaskittleindisguise1939]

WORLDDUSSY

[@cartooncritique6625]

These Disney remakes succeed at one thing...they make me want to re-watch the originals to remind myself what quality actually looks like. XD

[@Obliterater0836]

Really? It kinda makes me want to stop watching Disney movies

[@derpietertul1674]

Jiminy Cricket looks like if the Planters peanut was a pistachio

[@kiaratheotaku6257]

Yo! The end had me rolling by their decline in sanity 😂

[@SuperGodzilla2]

ssssoooooo.. did they die in the end? they go twords a light at the end of a tunnel...

[@SpillingTheMilk]

I hope so!

[@connorwood9211]

F*ck it. That's my headcanon now

[@timmer919hep]

Ugandan Knuckles CONFIRMED a disney princess

[@foxymetroid]

He showed them da wae.

[@pyraffin]

17:39 look at the CGI water that's just masked out with feathering against the boat. Dude.

[@kamrongoolsby3444]

I’ve been in a severe depressive episode lately and for some reason “do you know the way?” fucking broke me and I laughed the hardest I have in weeks. Like uncontrollable laughter to the point of pain. I’ve finally snapped

[@riotkitty]

The Disney remakes are either the most intensely overly saturated or darkest things I’ve ever seen

[@Obliterater0836]

Or they're like The Lion King remake movie, the exact same movie but in live-action

[@n3ro81]

This is truly one of the Disney movies of all time

[@drythrones7034]

I kinda want these guys to watch Chalkzone. Give a long forgotten Nicktoon some recognition. Not to mention it's a pretty weird show... 😅

[@menaatefadly]

Dude Chalkzone was just sooo gooood. You can see the love seeping from every corner. They even made a song for each outro!!!

[@JeffreyThrash]

“Good but weird” may be the best description of Chalkzone. It was clearly ambitious, full of quality animation and even musical moments, but at the same time I remember the final episode where Snap fights runaway inflation with the Baja Men or something. And no, I’m not talking about economic inflation…

[@drythrones7034]

@@JeffreyThrash Sounds cool! And I think they were a parody of the real group. I think the show calls them the Haha Men.

[@JeffreyThrash]

@@drythrones7034 Oh. Shows you how long it's been since I watched the show. It's interesting what kind of plots children's cartoons would make before people were afraid of being accused of slipping "barely disguised fetishes" into their stories.

[@otherverge]

This is single-handedly THE worst Disney movie I’ve ever seen and that’s saying a lot because of the trillions of other dogshit Disney pumped out, but this is the one that made me feel genuinely upset because I love the original so much. So much charm and effort is pushed aside for the most basic, low-budget accident a corporation could make lmao

[@EpicJoshua314]

Nope, The Lion King (2019) and Mulan (2020) are much, much worse than this.

[@collinkeyser6827]

​​@@EpicJoshua314 Think The Live-action Mulan Is The WORSE. These Other Movies Are Bad, But At Least They Didn't Film Them Near A FREAKING CONCENTRATION CAMP (Hopefully)

[@EpicJoshua314]

@@collinkeyser6827 They didn’t film them near a concentration camp 🙄

[@collinkeyser6827]

@@EpicJoshua314 They Did. It Was Near A Uyghyr Prison Camp.

[@EpicJoshua314]

@@collinkeyser6827 Ah, I see... for Mulan.

[@liamphibia]

Ngl Tom Hanks asking "Do you know da way" caught me off guard for so many reasons!🤣

[@LilyBannel]

Geppetto is Ugandan Knuckles. ^-^

[@TheWarmachine375]

Disney Live Action Remakes are getting more bizarre.

[@wojak-sensei6424]

This is just the sequel to Castaway and Tom Hanks is imagining this as he was rafting across the ocean.

[@connorwood9211]

Yea this is one of the worst remakes. Stripped Pinocchio of all the moral lessons he learnt and making Monstro a freaking Sharkopuss kaiju

[@EpicJoshua314]

I dunno, it's okay -- I'd give it 7/10 The Lion King and Mulan remakes on the other hand...

[@cheesymarie3578]

It's so funny because at the end of the movie me and my friend were so bored that we thought it would be funny if the dad had died and then he lived and we were sad

[@NoHandle44]

I'm surprised no one mentioned how Pinocchio left all the kids to die on that island.

[@kevinlee7678]

Not that he could have in the original, but in this the scene was set for the Coachman to take a fatal tumble. Didn't happen.

[@staydetermined6717]

For this remake, he doesn’t even become a real boy-

[@huntercool2232]

18:33 You shut your pizza stuffing face Jack! The Water Horse was GOOD! 😂😂

[@kittykat5915]

There was definitely something going on between Gepetto and the fish

[@portugeese_man_o_war]

Pinocchio looks like he's from a Wii game

[@olivearc]

Ain’t no way anyone actually remembers Water Horse. (Movie mentioned at 18:30)

[@fearful1139]

I remember it but damn it’s been a long long time

[@madengineerkyouma]

Ugandan Geppetto is my favorite Disney character

[@jenngeith455]

Man but the kid turning into the donkey scene was a nightmare

[@seanimation1955]

I'm a 20 something year old and I'm still scared to watch that scene

[@jenngeith455]

@@seanimation1955 yup that scene will ruin anyone’s child hood just because of him going MAMA MAMA my god like it’s worse than William Afton being springlocked

[@imactuallykools]

@@jenngeith455 1: that’s a really weird comparison 2: you can’t fairly compare a fully animated and voice acted scene from a film to a 8-bit Mostly silent cutscene from a game. If it was given the same treatment, it would’ve been WAY more traumatic.

[@jenngeith455]

@@imactuallykools I mean the original audio of William afton screaming not the 8 but scene

[@jenngeith455]

Bit*

[@geardog24]

You know what would've helped pad the run time... *ACTUALLY GO TRY AND SAVE THOSE DONKEY KIDS!*

[@midnightbloomofeorzea7182]

Yeah like, they take the time to specifically show Stromboli, a mean and greedy man that really didn't do much on screen outside of locking Pinocchio in a cage, being imprisoned, but did nothing AT ALL about the guy and his literal DEMONIC SHADOW BEINGS turning kids into donkeys and selling them. Wtf??

[@Trecherousbeast]

18:30 I never thought I would hear anyone mention The Water Horse in current times! Literally haven’t thought about since I first watched it!

[@SweetOrangeGirl]

Oh lord, it’s this godforsaken remake.

[@MegaChickenfish]

Thank goodness you guys reacted to this so I don't have to actually watch it.

[@pokaay3163]

god now they HAVE to watch guillermo’s version of Pinocchio.

[@maxfriends5660]

21:34 The ending of the video had me dying 😂😂😂😅

[@chonkypupper2740]

"Pinocchio..." "məəoww" "Do you know the wae?" - 21:34

[@LeonReal77]

Well, if not for Stromboli, Pinocchio would've learned anatomy with the help of the ballerina doll.

[@yoshi_chuck05]

6:37 is my EXACT reaction when Disney introduces new random characters in these remakes! They did it with the jungle book with those little critters where Mogli was getting honey, the other animals where Timon and Pumbaa live, and that other princess who marries Will Genie and has two kids and sails on a boat from the very beginning of the film! WHY DOES DISNEY KEEP DOING THAT!? The next thing you'll know is that they might bring along a new fish or any other sea creature as a companion, brother, sister, or even cousin. Or even another person from the surface

[@unityedits3722]

18:30 The Water Horse... we grew up with a lot of shitty movies at home

[@cactusrosi1409]

I'm betting that the fish is a sneak preview of what the little mermaid live action version fish will look like.

[@ethanhinton4549]

Wasn't the point of the lie scene in the original that the truth will set you free (literally, as the blue fairy opens the cage with magic when he tells the truth)? Him getting out of that situation by taking advantage of his growing nose by LYING isn't the message you wanna be sending, Disney.

[@EpicJoshua314]

Nope, Pinocchio lies to get himself out of trouble instead of admitting his wrongdoings which causes his nose to grow freakishly long and Jiminy to say “Quit telling those whoppers!”. Then he tells A WHITE LIE to get the key. He doesn’t lie to make his nose grow long, it just so happened that his nose grew almost long enough that telling single white lie gets him the key. But just because Jiminy has a key doesn’t mean when the cage is unlocked he’s automatically free as his freakishly long nose confines him in the cage. How he ultimately escapes is admitting his wrongdoings which causes his nose to shrink back to its original size. Had he just admitted his wrongdoings instead of lying, the Blue Fairy would have appeared and unlocked the cage for him. The message ISN’T that lying rewards you… very stupid. The message is that you should admit your wrongdoings and the overall reward is salvation.

[@EduardoOliveira-qy1km]

19:30 Pinocchio stronger than Goku confirmed

[@thomasbloomfield732]

Amazing episode I love spilling milk

[@vaderinatuxedo4428]

I'm mad now there's no alcohol, no cigars no donkeys

[@IsaaMation]

Jack - "Am i a Product of doz-" Korewa - "Look at your skin color." Jack - "Black."

[@Dominator_0211]

Is it just me or does Tom Hanks look more and more like Jeremy Clarkson every day

[@Thatanoguy]

21:36 2018: I want my dead meme back in the grave please

[@pyronuke4768]

My favorite part of this video was when an ad came on and I recognized one of the actors was from the original cast of Studio C! Oh, yeah, and the Milk crew's commentary was was a nice distraction form the terrible film too. I never thought the Pauly Shore one would be the more enjoyable version...

[@Metta0]

When he said "Do u know da wae" I fucking died laughing.

[@WAKYNAKYWOW]

The cricket looks like Mr. Peanut

[@bunzen0kantzen]

Bro I'm wasted and laughed so fucking hard when tom hanks said "do you know the way?" 😂😂

[@didymos3]

My favourite boys bouta make my day once again

[@christenorio9555]

15:42 is donkey's origin of shrek!

[@89SUSIQ]

3:00 bro if spilling the milk was in that house at that moment all your gonna hear is clap,clap,clap

[@rocketman437]

Pinocchio just won't SHUT UP!! 😠

[@SweetnessSucker]

With Disney's bad rep in live action unnecessary remakes I'm heavily worried about The Little Mermaid.

[@richardranke3158]

Many people know the story of Pinocchio-and most people first learn it through Walt Disney. I was lucky in that I didn't even know Disney had made a Pinocchio movie in 1940 until I saw it in 1962 at age seven. There was a Living Storybook of Pinocchio and I even saw a Pinocchio cartoon on TV in 1960. My Grandma gave me a 1914 edition of Pinocchio which I treasure to this day!:-)

[@z0mmbii]

I swear I probably lost 1,000,000,000,000 + braincells from binging ur vids😭

[@sanacanyounot2755]

I can’t with that line ‘this is like beating the tutorial of a Jpg’ 😂😂😂 honestly relating to the time I beat the Minecraft Tutorial, and finally able to go and explore the village, just so I can seal everything, especially their horses 😂😂

[@MedJedOfficial]

4 years of buildup happened for a shitty remake to hit the “do you know da wae”

[@Blitzo8390]

Why did they need to make Pinocchio practically a perfect person?! I mean, the point of Pinocchio were the lessons he learned along the way of his journey. He had no concept of right and wrong so by having this Pinocchio having concepts of right and wrong then it takes away from the character growth What stupid writers did they get?! Why can’t the writers think for a moment?!

[@runningtoastgirl7766]

It sounds like he's trying to be whimsical and failing so badly

[@aidanmuller3358]

He sounds like every "Disney old person", which only works in animation.

[@twinkiesauce1852]

2:27 That would actually make the movie better. Pinnochio scares the shit outta him and its pinnochio living by himself making money for the shop and learning what it’s like to be a real boy😢or he never learns which makes him immortal

[@chiconpeach]

When he said "do you know the way" i cried