I believe that Hot and Cold intsructions are how professionals handle progressive taxi.
@DoctorWho146155 жыл бұрын
Fuckin progressives, now they are getting all up in the taxi business.
@lorenhusky27175 жыл бұрын
@Max Canning just make it up as you go. That's what everyone else seems to do.
@CasualMitosisCollective5 жыл бұрын
שלום
@DJSI34345 жыл бұрын
@@CasualMitosisCollective שלום
@erikmathias45675 жыл бұрын
What is the game calles
@Airforceproud955 жыл бұрын
Sorry for the lag in this one. Smooth frame rate was a premium airline feature.
@aderra15565 жыл бұрын
And you couldn't afford it because you had to buy new tower. It's ok. I know how you feel. You could probably sue the airport too, but we'll burn that bridge when we cross it.
@sovietdoggo7535 жыл бұрын
It's okay! We can buy new tower.
@Sans-fl4pe5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Sans-fl4pe5 жыл бұрын
I was flying past the event was happening
@Joshua_Starshard5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@SV5195R5 жыл бұрын
"Why is the ATC in a trike?" "Tower is... broken?" That is indeed a cause for concern.
@DanielDugovic5 жыл бұрын
It's OK, the Trike has a RADAR.
@planespotterkarl27835 жыл бұрын
It's ok, we can buy new tower
@rayalpeza93695 жыл бұрын
Steam edition confirmed
@ShiningDarknes4 жыл бұрын
@@planespotterkarl2783 That's why he needed the money from the tip jar
@lukedenton4834 жыл бұрын
PlaneSpotterKarl I can’t believe you brought that up 😂😂 I’ve just seen that one
@icekoldkilla385 жыл бұрын
This isn’t trolling, this is actually what it’s like to fly Spirit.
@x-simflight21175 жыл бұрын
Hahah good one!
@hehehehehe4205 жыл бұрын
Adam at least on Spirit Airlines, you usually get to watch a hot air balloon doing 400 knots then getting sucked into your left engine, I don’t see any other airlines doing that
@hubbletrubble78755 жыл бұрын
Wait, are we stalling? "WE'LL SEE!"
@thursdayplurbonym-boyporri89215 жыл бұрын
@@hubbletrubble7875 "Please move to the back, we're having some weight balance issues..." ''Thank you for moving!" "Will we be ok?" ''We'll see!"
@lsswappedcessna5 жыл бұрын
with United, doctors get beaten bloody and dragged off the plane because they 'overbooked.' With Delta, you get a Bombardier CRJ900 with tiny fat man's misery seatbelts, but I guess that's ok because you get drinks not long after takeoff. With Ryanair, you have to stand, because they took all the seats out to save costs. With Easyjet, I don't know enough about Easyjet to make this joke. With Spirit, this happens.
@rawolf14755 жыл бұрын
‘We can discuss later’ ‘You can TAKEOFF later..’ It’s like Kennedy Steve on a bad day 😂
@rgking03ify5 жыл бұрын
That was epic without a skip in beat
@BladeScraper5 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard. Perfect response and timing
@elsden7225 жыл бұрын
Haha Steve is so snappy
@StyxTBuferd5 жыл бұрын
[Barter 100]
@rawolf14755 жыл бұрын
Khajiit has clearance if you have coin 👀
@h4wkks5 жыл бұрын
7:10 *proceeds to 40 degrees* "Spirit609 changing calsign to Spacex609" 7:17 *stalls* "Nevermind we are now Stalling609"
@topgear22835 жыл бұрын
This made me laugh while drinking a Coca Cola product.
@MrStereoify5 жыл бұрын
Thank you, I really needed a comment with a readback of the video
@Real285 жыл бұрын
💀💀💀💀💀
@sparkieT885 жыл бұрын
oh shit 609
@ghostshadow84195 жыл бұрын
Now: Eating Shit 609
@blacklibertarian40575 жыл бұрын
ATC:What type of food and beverage do you have on board today? AFP: This is Spirit Airlines, we dont have shit. LMAOOOOOOO
@joesmith99205 жыл бұрын
you're laughing your ass off off off off off off off?
@eklhaft45315 жыл бұрын
Premium feature would be having shit.
@Dan-3793 жыл бұрын
@@eklhaft4531 You forgot expedited departure and jar tip.
@Darth_Baggins5 жыл бұрын
Took a trip out to Denver recently. All I could think of during takeoff was our A321, the other aircraft, and tower chatting like one of these videos. So... thanks for that!
@Field_Marshal_Emu5 жыл бұрын
I'm always a little disappointed when catching flights that there aren't hot air balloons doing perfect vertical ascents while barrel rolling furiously.
@colochop7135 жыл бұрын
So unrealistic... There's no hot air balloon requesting permission to taxi / squawking 7500.
@BennyLlama395 жыл бұрын
While buzzing the tower at 400 knots before eating $h*t. 😀
@a29_5 жыл бұрын
We're also missing Air Force One, all 5 of them.
@jamesgentry135 жыл бұрын
*vertical hot air balloons*
@LordSStorm5 жыл бұрын
Where's AF1?
@fennecteal5 жыл бұрын
Where's the squeaker these days?!
@EdwardVelez5 жыл бұрын
“I hope that pocket will be emptied onto my desk.” “ We can negotiate later.” “You can TAKEOFF later.” Hahahahahahahahaha
@ShiningDarknes4 жыл бұрын
_Speech 100_
@Racerrr6845 жыл бұрын
I really appreciate the mix of people from around the world on the Airforceproud95 simulator channel. They are Polish, Russian, Australian, the guy from AIR CHINA, and of course the English. Am a Kenyan and I absolutely love this channel The funniest by far😂
@AmericanIdiot76595 жыл бұрын
I had a friend from a school I used to go to and he was from Kenya also.
@kittiewoodheath71505 жыл бұрын
Hey, KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF AIR CHINA
@Proger-sj8cj5 жыл бұрын
*You forgot the Arab guys when airforceproud95 first started , they were screaming ALLAHU AKABR as they rushed the ATC towers*
@blaircomptons1485 жыл бұрын
@Kittie Woodheath keep your hands off *vachina*
@conorflynn58095 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the irish!! 🇮🇪🇮🇪
@cookiecreeperplayz4 жыл бұрын
The man who was acting as Herbert did a great impression. "Do you want a popsicle?"
@JonMillermusic5 жыл бұрын
Me- wondering why flights get delayed. This video Me-That checks out.
@KyleGotSkill5 жыл бұрын
This is some premium content. Thanks Airpudding95
@JTF-B Жыл бұрын
I believe it’s Airshit59
@Fragtastik5 жыл бұрын
Just flew United Airlines. No AC until the engies started, 1 hour delay on the ground, TOWBAR GOT STUCK, Lights were blinking until we got airborne, I swear I saw smoke in the cabin, on landing the flight attendant giving the announcement said "woah" over the intercom on touchdown.
@dumpygrimbo86235 жыл бұрын
You sure smoke wasn't just pressurizing air?
@blaircomptons1485 жыл бұрын
Good thing they didn’t drag anybody out
@allamericanwiseass5 жыл бұрын
So, 2/5 then?
@Fragtastik5 жыл бұрын
@@allamericanwiseass A fair score. Could have been worse. Plane didn't crash, despite the pilot's best efforts.
@hanscarrots5 жыл бұрын
I hopped on a United flight at around 4pm that had been delayed since 5:55am for maintenance
@meganb.22495 жыл бұрын
Pilot: "We can negotiate that later." ATC: "You can take off later!" So this is what it must be like to be a pilot in eastern Europe! XD
@aderra15565 жыл бұрын
8:00 this is Spirit Airlines. And we get Herbert instead of Quagmire.
@Chunkboi5 жыл бұрын
Quagmire is on Virgin Airlines.
@Nostalgieletsplays5 жыл бұрын
Chunkboi oh giggity giggity goo
@getback_mov5 жыл бұрын
Affirmative
@Crymed5 жыл бұрын
Tower broken? Why not just buy a new tower?
@sparrowlt5 жыл бұрын
thts what the 1.25$ are for
@KC16A65 жыл бұрын
Classic on this channel ^^ Good call hahahah
@TheOmar2919925 жыл бұрын
I dont think that is how that works...
@parkerwicker5 жыл бұрын
This is now an official meme
@GeeMannn5 жыл бұрын
Lmfaoo
@Slimee445 жыл бұрын
I love these, especially the one's where it's a sorta mix of 70% seriousness and 30% of "ahh just fuck it, whatever" haha
@myizukai84785 жыл бұрын
Spirit Airlines “The Walmart of the sky” lol
@myshreksbox5 жыл бұрын
FL Lightning kmart* Walmart at least has class
@ruddstep70745 жыл бұрын
It's more like a flying 5 Below
@thestrangeman0695 жыл бұрын
More like a motel 6
@diggernick52285 жыл бұрын
“We can negotiate later.” “You can take off later.” had me dying xD
@2LegitTwoQuit4 жыл бұрын
50/50?
@jdolaktv5 жыл бұрын
“Sadly, F-14s still have to follow FAA rules under 10,000” Military aircraft are exempt from FAA rules as they are not governed by the FAA.
@joshs45945 жыл бұрын
I've just discovered your videos and they're hilarious. Your ability to combime intelligent humor with your extesive kowledge of aviation is most impressive. I'm a veteran simmer and I hope to be in your airspace someday. Keep up the great work. 🙂
@JoshuaSobel4 жыл бұрын
I approve of your name
@cassiaj81715 жыл бұрын
“Expedited departure sounds like a premium feature.” 😂😂😂
@SLACKEIR5 жыл бұрын
yo!!!! this one was so good! the banter was legendary lol "departure sounds like a premium airline feature" "I hope that pocket will be emptied onto my desk" "we can negotiate later" "you can TAKEOFF later" omg dead
@karlobajkovec50875 жыл бұрын
"You want a popsicle?"😂😂😂
@robertschneider88085 жыл бұрын
that killed me
@92edoy4 жыл бұрын
That "Chrisht..." had so much pathos, I am in tears.
@ShadowSpace56z4 жыл бұрын
That's Mr. Herbert from family Guy lol
@Legion67994 жыл бұрын
Herbert the pervert
@apollo2705 жыл бұрын
I'm glad to see Spaceman49 returning to the cockpit after a long hiatus. How did it feel to return after being in the tower so long?
@SymphnyOfWar5 жыл бұрын
1:35 "I just went to evacuate my bladder" - Tower 2019
@phoenixgaming41854 жыл бұрын
God, 2020
@deojiii5 жыл бұрын
You have the perfect "airline guy" voice and I'm a bit jealous.
@K-o-R5 жыл бұрын
"Confirm, we have consumed that aircraft to the best of our ability."
@melancholyalexx77905 жыл бұрын
(moral support) "Come on mate, you got this" Aww man. That's some wholesome camaraderie there, padna 😂
@shin_malphur_1174 жыл бұрын
“Spirit Airlines does not condone the assaulting of our educational facilities” I quote that ate the most random times
@johnstjohn19875 жыл бұрын
"Roger that standby we are going to curse out dispatch." (Cursing out Dispatch. ) 🤣🤣🤣
@murphsmodels88535 жыл бұрын
That reminds me of the time in real life that Westjet Dispatch forgot about a flight going from PHX to YVR. Plane's sitting at the gate, 30 minutes to departure, and still no flight plan or fuel load.
@SubtleBreakdown5 жыл бұрын
Spirits marketing team on point: "This is Spirit Airlines, We Ain't Got Shit"
@btk-y1l5 жыл бұрын
"THAT IS AN HOT AIR BALLOON DOING A FLY BY AT 400 KNOTS" by far my favorite quote by u ever i love these videos!👍
@GreySelXIII5 жыл бұрын
I love it when AirProcessCow42 uploads! It's always hilarious!
@bomguy9999995 жыл бұрын
Flying Spirit Airlines is akin to flying the most ghetto Wal-Mart you've ever been to.
@32bitcal695 жыл бұрын
8:02 - Just about choked on my effing pepsi! hahaha
@fannatick24 жыл бұрын
This hits home lol I recently had my first Spirit flight. Favorite memory, two passengers switched seats just before takeoff. Flight attendant: Hey, you two! You wouldn't pull that shit on Delta, get back to your assigned seats!
@gageb26735 жыл бұрын
So I’ve been binge watching your videos because I love them. I don’t know a thing about planes but I love how realistic you speak when playing this game, it truly makes it much more enjoyable
@MaineAviationCessna5 жыл бұрын
This is the most lisp heavy AFP video ever...
@Blackbirdness5 жыл бұрын
It’s been a while since we’ve heard from good ol’ Blue Angel 6. Hope he’s doing okay.
@stuartfonix27345 жыл бұрын
Hold short for onemillionsubs, continue on uploading weekly. Cleared for my sub box.
@leet98735 жыл бұрын
Just a straight up no at the end there.
@senorpotato86575 жыл бұрын
He protecc He atacc But most importantly He bacc!
@jamesgentry135 жыл бұрын
That was sooooo 6 months ago
@numair65235 жыл бұрын
Congrats on 1M man! ;D
@LMDProductionsOfficial5 жыл бұрын
"Tower is... broken?" *THEN BUY A NEW TOWER*
@slugerknot5 жыл бұрын
I'm literally flying on SPIRIT in 48ish hours, I expect this level of service at wheel's up.
@lxentropy97225 жыл бұрын
"You can TAKEOFF later." Best non-MerchFlogger59 comment in a while!
@Ajadragon235 жыл бұрын
I remember back when Airforceproud95 had like 65k subs.... the good old days
@Thecollectivegatheringihiasia5 жыл бұрын
"Oh my god, it's a mirage I'm tellin' y'all, it's sabotage."
@aligallaton39782 жыл бұрын
The pure discomfort in your voice after Tower said "sharing a bunk, shall we say" was... fantastic
@maspencer63795 жыл бұрын
"I'll check my privilege and shut my face then!" Something every idiot should say before joining a flight sim session
@orozcodroidx5 жыл бұрын
Absolutely love the content man. I'm starting aviation school and training in the spring, and I just can't get enough of these videos. Thanks for the content, I thoroughly enjoy it. 10/10 would sit back in the simulator and binge Airpropoganda89 vids again.
@andialternative4 жыл бұрын
"Departure sounds like a premium airline feature"
@SoljaBoi-igy65 жыл бұрын
Started watching your channel a few weeks back. Must say pretty entertaining and worth the time
@meganb.22495 жыл бұрын
8:15 Random pervy grandpa taking his Piper Arrow for a spin. :D
@nightbotrrc43065 жыл бұрын
Its herbert the pervert from family guy
@KelsomaticPDX5 жыл бұрын
I love that tower sounds like someone who is actually sick of their job, in a sim. It's really doing something for me.
@tempus17174 жыл бұрын
“We can negotiate later” “You can take off later” He lost that one
@IIPetite5 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe you got 1 mil damn been a long time I’ve been here since 200k
@kevinsoto155 жыл бұрын
“Airpinapple95” lost it 😂😂
@shadowman73075 жыл бұрын
Omg the nerd voice on that one guy, jeez!
@tytymitchell73305 жыл бұрын
Air force proud. I actually just took a spirit flight 😂
@FIRSTNAMELASTNAME-zt4kf5 жыл бұрын
As person who puts up with that airlines shenanigans on a day to day basis I'm sorry like really sorry 🤣
@tytymitchell73305 жыл бұрын
FIRST NAME LAST NAME it’s so bad. They canceled my flight in Florida last year the day before the hurricane due to bad weather even though it wasn’t even raining yet. They stranded me in the airport and didn’t offer any compensation whatsoever. Went with them again and our flight was delayed 2 hours because they were missing a flight attendant lol. Then they needed someone with medical experience to help someone on the plane. Awful airline but is cheap so 🤷🏻♂️
@johndunn67565 жыл бұрын
You actually flew Spirit? My condolences.
@tariqhayman-hunter40315 жыл бұрын
I took American, delta, and United
@BennyLlama395 жыл бұрын
Really? I took a flight after *drinking* spirits. 😀
@stoneownz1335 жыл бұрын
I don't even know anything about flying... but this is entertaining
@firehawk05 жыл бұрын
Wow, i dont think i have clicked on a vid this fast after uploading lol
@grantgranby5 жыл бұрын
Congrats on 1 Mil!
@imadoor22055 жыл бұрын
Wow posted the day before my Bday this is like a gift (Thank you Airforceproud95 your the best 💗)
@nafphotography47895 жыл бұрын
love that atc controller held the office together really great
@B0barian5 жыл бұрын
Your videos always brighten up my day, thank you :)
@sinahpr5 жыл бұрын
that stall was painfully frightening to watch, recurring nightmare material right there
@xorinzor5 жыл бұрын
7:50 he couldn't sound any more like a stereotype-nerd lol xD
@sccermanic5 жыл бұрын
CONGRATS ON 1 MIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@TFossett5 жыл бұрын
you excited for the new microsoft flight sim??
@HenrysAviation5 жыл бұрын
S2KTom Who isn’t!
@MaynardFreek5 жыл бұрын
@@HenrysAviation me
@vladimirlenin40705 жыл бұрын
There's a new flight sim?
@TFossett5 жыл бұрын
@@vladimirlenin4070 not yet, microsoft is still working on it, they revealed it at E3 2019
@vladimirlenin40705 жыл бұрын
@@TFossett what's the name of It?
@toamastar5 жыл бұрын
This was a great episode, those guys were so funny and how things just collapsed at the end lmao
@busfan98745 жыл бұрын
There's always weird people in your videos. Cool video nice job.
@adamgibbons21205 жыл бұрын
CONGRATULATIONS ON 1 MIL!!!
@TheVaporiser5 жыл бұрын
Afp95 uploads!! *Happiness noises
@Eric-ve7gx5 жыл бұрын
Congrats on 1 million subs man, you deserve it.
@BuckeyeNative0015 жыл бұрын
I mean, if JFK ATC wants to start using radar-equipped trikes to help with ground traffic, who are we to judge?
@chrisschack97165 жыл бұрын
You will respect their AUTHORITAY!
@melancholyalexx77905 жыл бұрын
"That's the power of a verbal threat." I really like that. I appreciate that.
@sheilamorrison19545 жыл бұрын
Man that guy in the background chews his words. Comes out like spaghetti.
@everythingcomputers46745 жыл бұрын
Swiss001 is threatening your title as funniest youtube collaborate
@huskyhusky17565 жыл бұрын
7:20 Stalin 609? This is red squatter 1 requesting permission to land at Vadim house and date babushuka
@notghostaverage27144 жыл бұрын
**USSR ANTHEM INTENSIFIES**
@joeypalmiero75765 жыл бұрын
3:20 the average conversation had to try and get a spirit airlines flight off the ground
@mountaindewdude765 жыл бұрын
Seems like someone had a real difficult time just navigating the runways/alleyways....love Steam Edition
@Sapheiorus5 жыл бұрын
I'm in love with the part where ATC retorted that you could take off later.
@jstncheney5 жыл бұрын
Is trike equipped with radar? Yes.
@dippst5 жыл бұрын
i'm slightly not sober and that made this funnier than it should be, which is pretty funny to begin with. you're awesome, keep it up airproudfarce59
@n3kr0_725 жыл бұрын
I am so glad I found this KZbin channel it’s slowly but surely becoming one of my favorite channels so thank you for uploading this amazing content and I hope you continue to do more I also hope you thrive on this platform because you deserve it
@TomasTots5 жыл бұрын
I was not going to like the video to maintain the 757 number of likes...
@possiblepilotdeviation57915 жыл бұрын
Only like in multiples of ten.
@LilacDownDeep5 жыл бұрын
The GPS callouts for taxiway instructions just had me laughing so hard.
@scanida50705 жыл бұрын
Oh crap... He is flying Spirit... I can already smell overpriced food, and underpaid pilots...
@BennyLlama395 жыл бұрын
Hell, Dorsten, that's basically *any* airline. 😀
@scanida50705 жыл бұрын
@@BennyLlama39 **RYANAIR**
@anthonylong90675 жыл бұрын
Trainspotter Dorsten the shocking thing is that it isnt delaying and forcing passengers to deplane and not get refunded
@thurstonkuriata79295 жыл бұрын
What do underpaid pilots smell like?
@scanida50705 жыл бұрын
@@thurstonkuriata7929 They smell like money. But not very much money...
@TakesbyJake5 жыл бұрын
Man, these are some of the funniest videos ever to watch when I'm having a bad day at work. Thanks for the comic relief!
@thetruthonlythetruth93625 жыл бұрын
At "11:35"....Did I hear Air-pineapple-95....? LMFAO
@DragonQueen6_The_Hangry4 күн бұрын
Yes, yes you did.
@sp1tf1re165 жыл бұрын
Congrats on 1M!!! I had no idea what your channel was about, but once I saw your commentating and the plane game, I knew your channel was meant to be a lengendary one! Congrats!🎉🎈🍾
@jabel35025 жыл бұрын
spirit airlines marketing team can take down a few notes from you sir
@jomonygaming98985 жыл бұрын
Congrats on 1 million
@Mmese14355 жыл бұрын
Will airforceproud95 switch to fs20 or stay legend in fsx
@brentconklin21134 жыл бұрын
As an IRL dispatcher I found this insanely funny. Good job, carry on.
@aviation_aiden5 жыл бұрын
GPS for taxiways in the Aircraft. Seems legit.
@FastSloth875 жыл бұрын
Make it real, with augmented reality displayed on the HUD!