Would You Rather Memes | Spite reacts to VaazkL

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Spite

Күн бұрын

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@ivanbluecool 2 ай бұрын

Demon wings? Yes please. No sleep? Yes please. SEGGS with no love? Eh? A lot of these are very easy to choose.

@uaeoaeoeoi 2 ай бұрын

24:11 spoken like a woman. Men hear so many insults that they tend to just loose meaning, compliments however can be counted on one hand for the average guy.

@mrgharial 2 ай бұрын

110% would press the button on the second question. I don't care about society and you're awesome. There was no winning with that "Throw my balls" comment was there 🤣 Always love hearing what people think on questions like this. Your answers are especially amusing and fun! 💙

@keeganlevan1852 2 ай бұрын

"What am I gonna do with 30 million friends?" That one guy: Create a small nation of course! You'd be the leader, and due to loyalty, your rule would be unquestioned! Mustache man smiles menacingly

@hearts201 2 ай бұрын

19:20 $1M, easy. To even match that at $50/month, I'd have to get the money for over 1,660 years. E: Fixed the number because I did the math wrong in my head. At $600/year, it would take 1,666 years and 8 months to get 1 million dollars. I am NOT going to live to the year 3691.

@fluffierbox4488 Ай бұрын

5:20 "Good, that's one less loose end"

@julius3220 2 ай бұрын

0:31 I’m already rejected by society so easy press.

@paytonyoder1260 2 ай бұрын

Supernatural, a show that goes from fighting creatures like; shapeshifters,werewolves, vampires, and ghosts. To Angels, Demons, God, Abyss monsters, and an angel-demon war occurring on earth while the brothers are pulled towards different sides to be vessels.

@ivanbluecool 2 ай бұрын

I'd be a Pokemon trainer too. Catch as many vtuber based pokemon as possible

@crimsonmaelstrom573 2 ай бұрын

Mistress Doom caught in a Luxury Ball by me

@jakeforgey5378 2 ай бұрын

... Ah so I dont lose anything if my waifu becomes real, can't reject someone twice...

@ZetoTarken 2 ай бұрын

1:00 I would not want to be the President. Have you seen the before and after pictures/portraits of most of them? It visibly ages them. 1:53 I always sneeze in pairs for whatever reason. The first one is basically no drawback. 3:15 See this is a decent deal for the male attracted people because there's plenty of hot sympathetic male villains that get redeemed. But for people into the ladies... you do NOT stick it in crazy. 5:55 The mambas. Snakes are chill. They don't want to bite you, they'll only do it as a last resort if they're that terrified. As long as you don't scare them and listen to their warning signs, they'll leave you alone. At worst you have to find a place to nap. But you can be like yo mambas, I get the ice cream shop, you get w/e you wanna go. And they'd be like we didn't wanna go in there anyway it's too cold. 24:10 You can get insulted your whole life but the one time you get complimented it sticks with you.

@FauxFoxPaw 2 ай бұрын

"When we get married..." Don't do that. Don't give me hope... 🥺

@dylanbowers6292 2 ай бұрын

Spite is one of the most adorable and funny independent English-speaking VTubers in my opinion

@jonharrison5869 2 ай бұрын

"SPITE THERES A PERSON IN THE ATTIC!" Spite: oh would you look at the time its "Glock-o-Clock!" i've said it several hundred times before and ill say it again, immortality aint all its cracked up to be. "id let death move in, i feel like he'd be hot" like.. the grim reaper or Thanatos from hade's? 23:54 for guys its the inverse

@mydadification 2 ай бұрын

6:34 30 million loyal friends and ask them each to give you $1. STONKS

@oOSonicexeOo 2 ай бұрын

Stuff like this makes me feel very fed up/disappointed with humanity not because of the answers people give but because of how stupid some of the questions/choices are.

@jzpowell2108 2 ай бұрын

Spite menacing us into a cheap wedding and an expensive honeymoon seems like a win… I welcome this outcome

@johnathanedwards9054 2 ай бұрын

3:50 why are you showing me a picture of my driveway? 😂

@jg3535 2 ай бұрын

Would you rather marry Spite or marry someone who cares about themself? marry Spite because someone has to care

@johnathanedwards9054 2 ай бұрын

18:45 I'm stealing the tv remote

@MatthewEdwards-v1m 2 ай бұрын

The honeymoon statement reminds me of an odd statistic I remember from a few years ago. Apparently, the more expensive the wedding cost, the more likely that the marriage will end in divorce. Just give me a small wedding with close friends and family of both parties.

@brianrigsby7900 2 ай бұрын

15:37 that’s numi😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@ivanbluecool 2 ай бұрын

I'll make some harder ones. Would you rather be deaf or blind? No arms or no legs. Lose feeling or taste Head aches or body aches. Smart but physically weak or strong but not smart. Allergies to most things you eat or most things you touch. Sweat a lot or gas a lot. Bald or body hairless

@ReticentSparrow 2 ай бұрын

The DnD insult spell you're looking for is "Vicious Mockery."

@AM_Allied_Mastercomputer 2 ай бұрын

I told you to charm the snake, not THAT snake!

@ReticentSparrow 2 ай бұрын

@@AM_Allied_Mastercomputer AM? A person of culture, I see!

@AM_Allied_Mastercomputer 2 ай бұрын

@@ReticentSparrow Cogito Ergo Sum: I think, therefore I AM

@Jumpyman_thegamerYT 2 ай бұрын

0:21 Well, I’m already rejected by society for being a straight white man, so it’s a win-win situation 😊. Real waifu, here I come lol.

@PerkACola 2 ай бұрын

15:15 when me and my lil bro were learning to cast my brother got my upper lip :c just stood thhere in shock while my dad carefully takes it out while he died laughing

@Ray-xg2kx 2 ай бұрын

20:17 Im sorry... Little ones... But it must be done. ZERO T-

@Drachenkonig2 2 ай бұрын

12:45. I took both... yaaaaaaaay. 🥲

@Kingdeku1 2 ай бұрын

After finding out what Cardi did I will never listen to her music.

@crimsonmaelstrom573 2 ай бұрын

What’d she do?

@Kingdeku1 2 ай бұрын

@@crimsonmaelstrom573 Before she became famous, she used to drug and rob men.

@Kingdeku1 2 ай бұрын

@@crimsonmaelstrom573 Before she was famous, she used to drug and rob men.

@Kingdeku1 2 ай бұрын

@@crimsonmaelstrom573 Before she got famous she used to take men to hotel rooms and rob them after slipping them something.

@Kingdeku1 2 ай бұрын

@@crimsonmaelstrom573 She used to rob men.

@thejerg 2 ай бұрын

"How did you get your million dollars?" "I have to tell people I stole it" I think the unlimited money one should have had a specific number to it. Not only is it illogical, but it takes the stakes away. Even if you reword it to "for every dollar you spend on yourself you have to spend on charity". But if you said "$500,000 but..." it's a lot more interesting question. The eating with Nic Cage thing is harder than you're making it out to be. Think of every meal you eat in different situations. And he's always there. Going out with friends? Awkward Nic just sitting there not interacting with anyone. Thanksgiving dinner? Date night? Late night drunk cooking?

@jonah_jo Ай бұрын

12:52 I kinda already have BOTH OF THESE, so would choosing one or the other mean ONLY THAT OPTION would happen(?)- or would it simply *increase* my symptoms?

@mayborneflower 2 ай бұрын

3:10 - Rosario + Vampire season II Volume 13. Because Gyokuro Shuzen is loaded and apathetic… and she’s not gonna be main villain for Volume 14.

@TheSpectralRider 2 ай бұрын

I hear them vocals Spite ❗, fuego vid 😁

@JakeTheBeastDelta 2 ай бұрын

Would you rather live in Idaho or never have anything that has potatoes as an ingredient ever again?

@thejerg 2 ай бұрын

There's a lot of land in Idaho with not a lot of people on it

@havocfilms3428 2 ай бұрын

0:27 without hesitation

@thpolar3887 2 ай бұрын

I am perfectly fine with this marriage.

@Goth_Jesus 2 ай бұрын

The chances of someone believing you stole 1 million are pretty low, so if you tell them with the right tone and attitude absolutely no one would believe you 😂 unless the million was stolen from somewhere that's gonna make it international news, then saying you did may get you turned in

@emeraldfinder5 8 күн бұрын

According to the question prompt, it’s not even stolen, you just have to tell people that it is. So if you tell someone you stole it, they’d ask where it’s from and you wouldn’t even have an answer to that, it would go nowhere

@Mutantroosta.Gaming 2 ай бұрын

30 million friends.. ask each one for a dollar 💰💸

@AnimeArtistV 2 ай бұрын

Yay a new video 😊

@demoniachan7507 2 ай бұрын

Man take insult daily and remember one compliment. Woman take compliment daily and remember one insult . 👁️👁️

@cv8167 2 ай бұрын

The first one was misread. It's not one million. A million has six zeroes in it. The meme has nine zeroes, therefore it's one billion dollars.

@connorwalsh7033 Ай бұрын

Would be come real smash button hard enough to be a crater

@firestorm5371 2 ай бұрын

28:31 if you take the young you get both.

@blademartin2014 2 ай бұрын

thats a billion not a million. if i had a billion dollars it's kinda implied that i got it by less than morally acceptable means. I'm pressing that button.

@GorePhoenix 2 ай бұрын

0:29 100% without hesitation

@blablawbl9880 Ай бұрын

I would press a button if it meant an inanimate object would love me let alone a real person XD

@davidfletcher369 2 ай бұрын

I would rather hear the worst ever said about me. That way I don't have to find out nobody ever said anything nice.

@McGriddy51095 2 ай бұрын

Yeah I’d press the button for a waifu. Just a waifu helping me run the farm. Dogs, ducks, chickens, quails, horses. Orchards and fields, god it would be nice.