Splatoon 2 Direct - Everything You Need to Know!

[@m4rs0o]

This is so nostalgic. The splatoon 3 direct is tomorrow and i set my alarm so i don't miss it. I AM READY FOR THE SPLAT 3 DIRECT!

[@stinkybutt16]

IM SO EXCITED

[@thenukethatblewupblackmesa7053]

Bro same i set an alarm for 8 am lmao

[@youssefbencheikh8637]

Did you like it?

[@m4rs0o]

@@youssefbencheikh8637 the direct was more than I could've hoped for. It was amazing

[@youssefbencheikh8637]

@@m4rs0o I mean this looks like THE Splatoon game. They really just went out of their way to add a tabletop game and give us *BIG MAN*

[@shawn8050]

00:00 *Introduction/Summary* 00:54 *Inkopolis Square* 01:23 *Customization and Gear* 01:54 *Galleria* 04:00 *Weapons* 09:29 *Turf War* 10:28 *Ranked Battle Modes* 12:00 *League Battle* 12:35 *Murch and Gear Abilities* 14:29 *Salmon Run* 16:27 *SplatNet 2 & Nintendo Switch Online App* 18:05 *Menu UI, Amiibo + Uses, Drawings, and Food* 19:33 *The Shoal & Squidbeats 2* 20:08 *Single-Player Mode* 21:04 *Content Updates* 22:17 *Splatfests* 23:04 *Marina and Pearl - "Off the Hook" & News Show* 25:28 *Splatfest World Premiere - Cake vs Ice Cream* You're welcome

[@bluegamer07]

Kinoyo Thank you

[@MarleyBabydoll]

thanks

[@11ducksinatrenchcoat76]

This deserves to be at the top.

[@Owen915]

Kinoyo I would never have the time to do that

[@ninten-drew5314]

Kinoyo You sir, are a legend.

[@ako1869]

19:26 when the inkling said "thank you" this saved my life too much cuteness!!!!

[@chickwangfatling4223]

Ako it sounded like she said "FRANK YU"

[@Fire-Manz]

I became a fire fighter God! So, I agree ... See ya in Splatoon 2!

[@vorbital_]

Ako hmm

[@ninten-drew5314]

I just wonder what the male Inkling will sound like. Probably not nearly as adorable.

[@eltoons]

Ako OMG I JUST REALIZED WOOOOW THAT IS CUTE!

[@Dasquido]

5:55 Introducing... The Clash Blaster Translation: Introducing...your worst nightmare

[@fiammanerapatrick3215]

Could not agree more

[@elileeline]

Bro same

[@Dasquido]

@@RafTheDude are you calling me a scrub?

[@Dasquido]

@@RafTheDude Nope

[@Dasquido]

@@RafTheDude im just saying that this weapon is cancer and its just my opinion

[@epiccake7781]

19:28 I found that little "Thank you!" so cute 😂

[@dumb-eboy]

EpicCake awwww your right 😍

[@filon_dado134]

Same

[@vannalikesart9663]

EpicCake x3

[@ifinnishboy4126]

@@dumb-eboy aww twank you xd

[@jackbaker3603]

I love how self-aware they were with Sheldon rambling on about the weapons

[@chiphead9980]

Jack Baker hopefully they do the same thing to the Squid News

[@evny]

Jack Baker ikr I felt the same way

[@xtrem5428]

It's a basic thing to read player's comments on social medias.

[@MrMalix]

*Me who plays Splatoon 2 in 2021* "Ah yes, please explain this unique game to me"

[@Scorchabl]

Me right now

[@inkoiro]

SAME HERE

[@Hunter-ih1em]

Me-

[@NeekeeMacUser]

@@Scorchabl ooo

[@Scorchabl]

@@NeekeeMacUserAAAA

[@diamondkone]

Re-watching this after the Splatoon 3 Direct is just so emotional. We've went so far! From Callie and Marie to Shiver, Frye and Big Man. What an incredible sequel indeed.

[@rockyboi1961]

Imagine what people in 2015 would’ve thought of big man, I’m sure they’d still love him

[@diamondkone]

@@rockyboi1961 Big Man is obviously a blessing to the franchise. 2015 or not I'm sure we would have loved him with our hearts!

[@Toastybuns890]

Crazy fact I still play splatoon 1 every day of my life getting ready for splatoon 2

[@chunkymonkey7983]

​@@Toastybuns890Why can't you play splatoon 2?

[@Toastybuns890]

I can but 1 is better

[@FlyingScott]

19:27 That's the cutest 'Thank you' I've ever heard.

[@quincydarkwa1724]

Flying Scott I know right!!

[@1110-q5f]

Flying Scott TWANK YOU

[@HanaNoMachi]

Ikr!? I was squee-ing so hard ❤️❤️❤️

[@datablock4757]

Flying Scott I wanna like this a billion times over :D

[@n3rdette]

Flying Scott IKR!! :3

[@ShadowLinkxMaster]

9:02 “Negates the damage from a single attack, no matter how strong!” Too bad that’s not the case anymore. :’(

[@Amber_freeman]

It's buffed right?

[@ShadowLinkxMaster]

@@Amber_freeman Nope, it's nerfed. Now, the Ink Armor only negates up to 100 points of damage. Once you exceed that, it's dealt to the player. So if you get sniped by an E-Liter, your armor breaks and you are at 20 points of health left. Before, Ink Armor prevents you from being splatted by an otherwise fatal combo of shots, and that's no longer the case. So if anyone's able to deal over 200 points of damage at once, you still get splatted.

[@BigMastah79]

@@ShadowLinkxMaster Good 😭

[@kolen6292]

so judd had a kid, crusty sean decided to start selling street tacos, and spyke probably got arrested. nice. (Yes, I know spyke didn't actually get arrested and is chillin in the cafe)

[@knuckles4583]

Pavonine I think spyke is a teacher now, he's in a classroom

[@octobbie]

no spyke is in a bar o.o

[@knuckles4583]

Salvitus Pitus maybe he is a lunch person, because it shows there is some desks

[@CatRyu]

Casey Jackson I saw him in inkopolis square, he's like one of those guys at Starbucks who comes with a laptop all the time now.

[@CatRyu]

Pavonine But the question is.... how did he have a kid?

[@sp0iler776]

jeez, i remember how hype the whole community was when this came out... miss that :) Edit: SPLATOON 3 POG

[@Matt-kl7qc]

Yeah I had a seizure seeing this

[@cesarswc13]

Were ready for Splatoon 3

[@kakyoin7248]

@@cesarswc13 bruh- I literally just brought spatoon 2 x.x

[@cesarswc13]

@@kakyoin7248 lol

[@someoneawesome8717]

@@kakyoin7248 just in time for Splatoween!

[@ThatAnnoyingBird]

1% of comments: "Whoa, yes! So hype!" 99% of comments: "Marina"

[@kumakaia6941]

What about the *K A C H O W* comments?

[@splatoonsniper]

KumaKaia *K A C H O W*

[@ritualcartoon4191]

Mistergamer9892 other 1%: DID YOU SEE THE INKLING DAB?!

[@adamfreeland653]

Mistergamer9892 I think I'm both

[@kristiehofer8994]

Sophia Rizzo me to

[@cap5macca5jack5]

I love the guy who narrates this

[@ayo123]

Yea, hes the true waifu Yes, I DO mean Waifu 👅👅

[@splatoonsniper]

Miguel Serra that should be a meme

[@rwall514]

He seems like someone you would find on the CBS evening news. Unfortunately, his dialogue is not dry enough for science.

[@tung1565]

K E R C H O O

[@matthewflores5303]

Birdy

[@GerbNerdLolz]

Pearl has the energy of Callie and rude vibe of Marie. Marina is calm like Marie and genuinely kind like Callie. Both of them are the squid sisters combined.

[@Anaea]

@@ShadowFox_fr lmao no????

[@PetalHeart21]

Also Marina can be like Marie at times.

[@squee-g]

I can't wait for this guy to give us a direct for Splatoon 3 Edit: ITS FINALLY HAPPENING

[@notoriusbookworm48]

Then I'll watch it every single day until the game comes out.

[@bowserjr9056]

@@notoriusbookworm48 same

[@marii5050]

Same

[@supermax1202]

He didn’t :(

[@theoverseer1775]

@@supermax1202 dude there is still like 4 months until splatoon 3 release, be a patient pickle

[@hecahri810]

24:26 I'm sure that inkling girl dabbed...

[@TNIJulian_Alt]

Hecahri lol

[@millenzerom532]

Who would win, A dabby girly Boi or T H I C C PANTS

[@paulfraatz7320]

You are corrupting yourself and others.

[@bluree8749]

_😂_

[@paulfraatz7320]

Mario & Kirby 3DS Production's the name is Color Pulse!

[@Zephreyer]

This idea of a videogame amazes me beyond belief, we’ve got a trilogy now. This was such a great original idea.

[@Metalkingboo]

I hope in Splatoon 3 we get the Squid Brothers. I wanna get hooked on the brothers.

[@Metalkingboo]

pun intended

[@Azthetic360]

Underappreciated comment

[@orlie1819]

MetalKingBoo LOL

[@omnipasta]

MetalKingBoo "If your ink is in trouble you can call us on the double..."

[@Shubarashii.]

H-h-h-hooked on the brothas the brothas!

[@autismandgaming4532]

3:06 people freaked out because crusty sean wasn't here 19:20 people freaked out because crusty sean was here

[@cloudy21264]

Why no replys yet? Anyways, funny!

[@OrangePepsiGirlfriend]

I’m gonna freak out in the future if there’s no Marina and Pearl in Splatoon 3. And then I’m gonna freak out about the new idols! (If there is any)

[@cloudy21264]

@@OrangePepsiGirlfriend yeah! Can’t wait for 2022!

[@OrangePepsiGirlfriend]

@@cloudy21264 might even be Splatoon 3 before then! Aaaah! Can’t wait!

[@cloudy21264]

@@OrangePepsiGirlfriend YESSSSSS!

[@deathsoulv-yola2133]

Wow, man. Feels like yesterday that I watched this for the first time and was super excited for Splatoon 2. Now I’m just waiting for the Octo-Expansion.

[@garythesackboy822]

It’s here

[@murtymcfly]

@@garythesackboy822 woah, really?! 1?1!?!1!?

[@sapphirawolfsbane4404]

I’m waiting patiently for Splatoon 3. It’s coming out next year.

[@itsnatalie6792]

@@sapphirawolfsbane4404 yeah

[@notoriusbookworm48]

Here after Splatoon 3 story trailer.

[@SquidofBaconator]

8:17, And that's the closest we will be getting to a Super Mario Sunshine sequel.

[@PeachLuma]

SquidofBaconator dude I was just playing that today xD

[@fuzziestofpondsgaming5278]

SquidofBaconator Odyssey already looks better.

[@sunburnt7231]

SquidofBaconator iiii

[@gorilli09]

No it's just a reference

[@swedishcapella]

SquidofBaconator I love that game

[@CrossfacePanda]

00:30 "Inklings have developed a taste for combat and competition, not to mention a taste for human flesh." I for one welcome our inky overlords.

[@CrossfacePanda]

Antimation Nope, I heard "human flesh" loud and clear. Perhaps you are still simply in the denial phase of accepting our new sovereign cephalopods?

[@CrossfacePanda]

Peyton R That's actually what they said in the original Japanese script: Stay Flesh! It just got mixed up in translation due to Japanese L & R sounding the same. "Stay Flesh" is their command to us human subjects, because that's how they view us: as walking bags of flesh. And who am I to argue with our amphibian autocrats?

[@techguy348]

I don't think it was because of Japanese characterization errors, but a localization change.

[@Akira502002]

Kent brockman lol

[@highhentaiexplosionfnorfen8857]

CrossfacePanda Rather than the Japanese L and R sounding the same, they instead have one consonant that isn't quite either, instead being Between the two and also sounding a bit like "D". Indeed, the pronunciation guide on Wikipedia compares it to the "tt" in "better". As such, it's actually "Stay Fttesh!", which is the name of the Elder Thing that they worship (and which is likely what lets them come back from the dead in Turf Wars). Marina, being an Octoling, looks nervous because she doesn't know the correct method of worship to Fttesh, and as such is afraid of performing sacrilege by accident and getting smited.

[@voidresonation4570]

Watching this exactly 24 hours before the Splatoon 3 Direct, what a trilogy, amazing 7 years!

[@waheedabdullah6371]

9:03 Are you a squid, a kid, or a hamster?

[@Daftotron]

Squamstid.

[@digiorniboy]

Hamskwid

[@TomasJefersonSanchez]

Waheed Abdullah " I am not gerbil-like, I am hamster-like!"

[@riccywibianti691]

KidHamquid lol, Marina is Hot af ;)

[@greenowl2834]

Junkrar

[@SpellCastor]

My little cousin loves splatoon even at 3 he says "Stay fresh" to almost every situation. I wonder how he will react now that that's gone.

[@Turbram8460]

Now it's "Stay off the hook!"

[@SpellCastor]

I'm pretty sure he can't even pronounce that to be honest.

[@Turbram8460]

Castor bad news, the full phrase is "Don't get cooked! Stay off the hook!" So it's better for him to say stay fresh

[@1mom2seth]

I just imagined a grave stone with stay fresh engraved on it.

[@hoku1939]

1mom2seth that'd be hilarious XD

[@JovialEclipse]

19:27 "Thank you!" That's the cutest thing I've heard all day!

[@eryx5177]

same

[@veronis]

oh my god my heart-

[@eryx5177]

lmao i realised it sounds like that little baby minoin lol

[@connallbooper9107]

Christme Productions oh god I just died of happiness

[@Hunta_Mann]

I checked the Japanese Direct and it's the same. It seems that it's likely "thank you" in all languages.

[@cmartin68137]

My mind rn: WHERES MY SPLATOON 3 SQUID RESEARCH LAB REPORT

[@royzala631]

In a while bud :/

[@dolphinmax9454]

Soon hopefully

[@Mewx2_dj]

If it comes out people will scream their heads off because we get to see more of splatsville, weapons, new ranks probably, the apartment complex, shops, and Celabratites

[@crepe_ig]

@@dolphinmax9454 bruh we dont get a research lab report until around the month the games gonna release

[@Clefablestarz]

There probably saving that for e3, just 2 more months, I'm here with you!

[@ninjamaster9094]

That inkling "Thank you!" was adorable

[@windwaker1401]

-Agreed--

[@김수현-m5s9p]

19:27 just so I can come back to hear that

[@jorgerodriguez1171]

7:15 why did the inkling girl death cry sound like a inkling boy =_=???

[@deathsoulv-yola2133]

Jorge Rodriguez They have the same death sound.

[@adrianalfaroa6141]

Jorge Rodriguez it's called transgender

[@bernadetteortiz7657]

Yeah

[@kawaiidere1023]

Maybe she has a different death screech

[@cyan.6399]

Beta builds

[@wahabihobofilms7427]

24:29 Did this make anyone else's day? Years after the final Splatfest of her time, after her cousin went missing, Callie is still the only thing that's on her mind. But when she sees the new Splatfests beginning, it brings peace to her mind as she enjoys the music, reminiscing of her time with her cousin. Callie may be gone for now, but her memory lives on. Or maybe she just likes the music idk

[@willoww9440]

WahabiHoboFilms i think callie is the boss in singleplayer mode

[@bmyaemeu.]

5 years later this comment still hits hard. It were rough times seeing them apart, but it's good that in the end they were able to get back together again.

[@FrostMoonAster]

Who's watching after Splatoon 3 was announced for Nintendo Switch

[@meowsy7384]

Me

[@ibers0423]

Me

[@oeuf_]

Mee

[@josiah4348]

*Gasp* yes

[@ThePrinceOfHistory]

Me

[@predetermineduniverse]

All of these people are talking about how awesome Marina is, and I'm just here drooling over the fact that we can speed up Sheldon's diologue xD

[@shokotwokawa9695]

LittleDude You and I understand the true necessities.

[@jaychakrabarti7014]

LittleDude if only we could speed through the news cast

[@dreamlandbuds7710]

The only thing I mainly love is that Splatfests are back :D

[@jygako]

Olli Uusitalo lisäsin

[@shinysamurott613]

LittleDude Oh thank god

[@necrosoma]

*"I don't know why or how it exists, but here it is"* lmao me when I get an A in a subject I don't care about

[@pleaseenteraname3684]

I love how they tried to use skipping Sheldon's descriptions as a selling point for the game.

[@Thoomy]

^^

[@kautown]

Some Guy Expanding Stuff it worked for me lol

[@sleepytrout]

Some Guy Expanding Stuff It's the only reason why I bought the game.

[@Adualion]

"Introducing, the Clash Blaster!" UNDO UNDO UNDO UNDO UNDO

[@Arlen56_]

EtherealVexx nah.

[@hueturtle6274]

@2dbro E I judge you

[@Arlen56_]

Bees uwu no.

[@sugar.coated.030]

Sonic/splatoon Parry it really is a fun weapon to use, I love it for rainmaker, pretty ok for tower control

[@Arlen56_]

Noleon that’s what I’m saying.

[@LSJR3tr0]

I only came back to learn how to play better. Edit: I’m now X rank in all modes. Edit 2: Alot has changed over the years, I’ve gotten busy with stuff, I don’t play the game as much, but Splatoon 3 is looking hype

[@LSJR3tr0]

THEJONATAN Because I’m good at a game I’m a showoff?

[@LSJR3tr0]

THEJONATAN Thanks, I guess?

[@LSJR3tr0]

Night Fury Kawaii Thanks

[@tomatehateragressivo9204]

trocou a virgindade por essa merda?

[@michaelbyers4624]

Congratz Because of your proness i must reveal somthing nintendo has been hiding Octavio has a brother

[@dantesdiscoinfernolol]

Wait, so...Marina is a friendly Octoling? *I approve.*

[@Lant0rn]

octarian, but yeah

[@ninten-drew5314]

PayToWinAliyk Octolings are Octarians.

[@ninten-drew5314]

Sitting on Ceilings *sings* WHY CANT WE FRIENDS? WHY CANT WE FRIENDS?

[@fatalfractal1298]

Ninten-Drew the color of your skin don't matter to me as long as we can live in harmony.✌🎵

[@dantesdiscoinfernolol]

@Sitting on Ceilings Excuse me? Did you *hear* her singing? Marina sings better than over half the Splatoon world!

[@Link-yp2ki]

We got the threequel bois.

[@PeacegamerRen]

indeed we did, now I'm just hoping for another video like this for Splatoon 3.

[@davidkonevky7372]

@@PeacegamerRen ikr? I'm CRAVING for another trailer

[@mariustan9275]

@@TreeBranchStudios same

[@mariustan9275]

We better get a Splatoon 3 direct like this.

[@galacticsalt7336]

They will probably premier a splat3 themed direct

[@emmamiller.]

POV: You came here after Deep Cut was announced. I'M GONNA MISS OFF THE HOOK SO MUCH I WAS LITERALLY CRYING!! Can't wait to meet Deep cut though!

[@lol64min]

Marina & Pearl: Yo can I borrow your homework Squid Sisters: Yeah just change it up a little so they won't notice.

[@josueroberto7356]

lol64min loooooooool

[@RemoteLogic]

lol64min nice

[@evny]

lol64min Genwunners 4 life

[@Icewhisker20]

lmfao! xD

[@ItsCenrryTH]

[sigh] Oh No

[@TheoHiggins]

Nintendo have done the impossible. Made me care about Splatoon's plot.

[@jan-paulvanatteveld5905]

Yes making thicc caracters

[@XelchanTheBrave]

Jan-Paul van Atteveld Point me where are the thicc characters in Splatoon, because they are all twigs.

[@harchosmia]

@@jan-paulvanatteveld5905 The only thicc thing I see is my Chaos Queen's forehead.

[@bananadoctor]

"We don't know how or why it exists, but here it is."

[@danielhaugan4603]

Showing your friends something on the internet in a nutshell.

[@ivanmartinez1683]

"While fireing Squid seeking Missles" Octos: Thank COD

[@NeoNickz]

@@AgentAmmo530 reddit moment

[@aj_404]

There is no whoosh....

[@remsleep-]

Lol

[@evancraftgc6271]

Me: but they aren't specifically squid seeking, they can do this to almost any target, including you guys Octos: Oh carp

[@Lillianz2012]

@@AgentAmmo530 why

[@Shelbimouche]

"You seem pretty fresh, as inklings say."

[@skylanderking7645]

Do Inklings know that ice-cream cake is a thing?

[@Jotar0w0]

skylander king shh

[@SleppyLeBo]

skylander king SSHHHHHHHH

[@skylanderking7645]

lol.

[@nine.t9955]

skylander king keep your mouth shut man, you're gonna ruin the splatfest!

[@Thecawesomeone]

Yeah they talk about it at the start of the splatfest demo.

[@hoppy662]

pearl vs marina? yall are so narrow minded.. the truest waifu is jelfonzo

[@T_for_teth]

Jelfonzo is love Jelfonzo is life

[@tristang7982]

Thank you. This just made my day. XD

[@Source-Z-rer]

Y'all are a bunch of nerds. 'Sides, everyone knows Judd is best.

[@imdeadinside6310]

You are wrong. _CLEARLY_ the best waifu is Bisk!

[@SquAshe]

Kid best waifu will always be Spyke. let's be real.

[@KingofBugs.]

Anybody watching this in 2020? I remember freaking out when Off the Hook came up XD

[@iceboy21]

Lol XD The game is so fun I got it in when it came out and no regrets!!!

[@RoseIsHere9089]

That’s me...

[@RoseIsHere9089]

@Squidtastic OWO XD I can’t waittttt

[@starturnix845]

2021 🎆

[@jellycore1316]

@@RoseIsHere9089 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH XD I GETCHAAAA

[@stevenmattrell3448]

"Stay fresh!" - Callie and Marie (2015)

[@Yeagyeagyeag]

at least we can still love calie and marie

[@otakuribo]

RIP never forget

[@stevenmattrell3448]

Rose God I'm still confused as to why they're called "Off the Hook." What kind of name is that?

[@melon7614]

Steven M ATTRELL because you know they're squids/octopi and when you fish for them and catch them they are on the fishing hook that's why they say "don't get cooked, stay off the hook" plus off the hook is kinda of slang or whatever cool words kids use

[@minshikomifere5092]

In memorial

[@cooleokun4162]

SPLATOON 2 updates in a nutshell: - Judd has a baby - Callie ran away because she lost in the last waifu wars - We learned how to cut hair! And wear pants! - Spikes baby, Murch took over the business - Confirmed Murch and baby Judd are twins. ;o - Inklings found out we can hold two things at once. - Chargers got even more OP ;-; (end me) - Marina is new waifu (I like Marie more, I iz a genwunner) - you can play on the mini screen when your family kicks you off the tv and calls you a squid - Wall hacks. - Squidbook, instakid, Snaptarian and shellfies - CrustySean owns the inkling McDonald's - 0:28 "candy snoop death a radical food culture has emerged" (- captions 2k17") And the most important part of the game - Sheldon has a speedup button

[@fluttermon2468]

Cooleo Kun dont forget these -New Waifus -Inklings know engrish -Kachow!

[@cooleokun4162]

jaz waz Haha Thanks! :D Glad I made someone happy

[@somestupidnoodle736]

Woah

[@tomatosoup7704]

Cooleo Kun is that a really low quality arthur kirkland profile picture

[@reggieishere7436]

Cooleo Kun + spyke got replaced with a 6 year old

[@jewelnguyen6348]

I love seeing footage of games I don't have the money for!

[@kdoc73]

Crys Jewstal, lol wut

[@AtlasDeValle]

*Clenches Teeth* I know! ITS GREAT!!!!

[@Moxy_1984]

Crys Jewstal I know! Its the best feeling ever when you watch everyone have fun with the consoles and games you could only DREAM of playing!

[@thederpyinkling]

y'all should have prepared the moment they announced release im already set for money

[@ulymarquez2618]

try not having the console because 3rd parties are selling them 30-50% more than the original price ! why are the consoles so scarce :(

[@randomkid8016]

Damn I was only 12 years old getting really excited for this splatoon 2 direct and now I'm 18 who just saw the splatoon 3 direct, time really flies

[@outright4697]

I saw it in the morning and yeah it’s crazy how time flies I’m not out of school and graduated and now need to find a Job but also can’t wait for splatoon 3 to come out I have been a splatoon fan from the very start of splatoon 1 I still remember the splatfest cats and dogs

[@StarrieMoonlight]

same, time really does fly :'< goes so quickly

[@theFizzzzzz]

Am I the only one who loves Marina's color combo?

[@blueberrythegacharabbit7230]

Henry Biesanz Nope! I love it too and Marina herself!

[@B612slysylveon]

your not the only one

[@blueberrythegacharabbit7230]

Tate M ( Guess not!

[@MoonaLoona]

I do not think so

[@riotinkling680]

Fizzy daFizz ,

[@CyberFrostNetwork]

19:26 Its so cute when she says "thank you". That was the best part of the direct

[@asillyoldman5737]

6:42 please, PLEASE make this guy a meme.

[@em5312]

*KACHOW*

[@bigbunga2996]

Intense ww2 footage but everytime someone dies a squid scientist says *K* *A* *C* *H* *O* *W*

[@TheVizionary69]

Well, at least it isn't a car

[@Guilipinos]

Aydenn the Gamer Yep 😂

[@miilexthemii9353]

#becomeameme

[@bmyaemeu.]

Man, I hope we get Spoon 3 direct soon. I still remember the hype, how we all went crazy when we were first introduced to Off the Hook, lol. Good times.

[@randompianist5425]

We're getting closer😆😆😆

[@suchadisappointmentaceatto2634]

Nah, it should be spooon 3

[@Mariofan-lz5gf]

Ah yes, the great action shooter game, Spoon 3. But I think that Team Forkress 2 is the superior game.

[@PhoenixWrightAceAttorney]

Yeah I *WONDER* when that'll be... It's August 10th. 2 days from now, chief.

[@bmyaemeu.]

@@PhoenixWrightAceAttorney FINALLY. **Happiness noises**

[@ddsalvador8710]

we've come so far!! cant believe we're 2 days away from Splatoon 3 direct!!

[@OctoBoyYT]

Marina is the new waifu

[@captain_starducks5048]

OctoBoy marie will always my favorite waifu

[@sneakymona3544]

I'm fine with Marina but marie is still waifu.Also i thought judd was your waifu ARE YOU CHEATING ON HIM.The skipping sheldon thing made me laugh.The gods have answered us.

[@quincydarkwa1724]

OctoBoy I KNOW

[@exeledusprince9165]

Domiszu YT step 1: become literate. No one will take you seriously if you can't spell properly. step 2: Find a job (your newfound literacy will help wonders here), or if you are younger, find work. offer to mow lawns, rake leaves, shovel snow, etc. help your parents, maybe they will see you are working hard and reward you. Step 3: learn from this, nobody is going to just flat out give you anything in life. It's harsh but it's true.

[@biggergun]

OctoBoy get out now

[@turnypz4058]

7:16 girl squid makes boy death noise O-O

[@user-oe7lh1cr5w]

Turnypz ERMAGURD XD

[@nothingnothing7609]

IS A TRAP

[@xeno4693]

Szr 1218 XDDDDD

[@travmx]

1:52

[@millenzerom532]

trap.

[@newtzrcool]

Now, I’m rewatching the Splatoon 2 direct in preparation for Splatoon 3!

[@mr.andrewfilms]

Me too

[@splatlandss]

I swear if Marina is the daughter of an octarian that was killed by agent 3 imma cry.

[@DavidZakuzaRyutashi]

Bruh what if she's the daughter of DJ Octavio....Think about it....Marina has those record tables, octavio had record tables when agent 3 fought him....it's VERY possible. or maybe I'm looking at this whole situation too deep.

[@eryx5177]

David oh god your right WHAT DID I DO I BEAT HIM LIKE 3 TIMES

[@AnzuInfinity]

David : Soul Food Gaming 2 octarians that just so happen to be dj's, yes im sure they must be father daughter.....

[@CatRyu]

Think_It_Out wait a minute weren't they all kids too?

[@calebbiddulph3089]

So, Marie calls you Agent 4 at some point in the video... so I guess canonically the Inkling who recovered the Great Zapfish in Splatoon 1 is not the player character in Splatoon 2. What if Agent 3 plays some role in the storyline? Probably their face wouldn't be shown, since they could be male or female with any skin or eye color, but there could be a backstory... like Agent 3 disappeared or something.

[@Dillo64]

"Inklings like to think of her as their crazy old aunt." Her name is Flow........ "Aunt Flow"..... ..... NINTENDOOOO!!!!!

[@jinxedjxrry]

Dillo64 OML I just got it 😂😭

[@nintsega]

she comes once a month

[@judahmcconnell5843]

Jared Castaňeda I do not get it and I will never get it

[@jinxedjxrry]

Judah McConnell Is that a pun

[@judahmcconnell5843]

Jared Castaňeda I will never know and I still don't get the joke

[@ActualAero]

*Thank You for the Splatfest Demo! Its really gonna help make the wait for this game less painful =)*

[@joshh.2159]

Aero SO TRUE I DON'T NO ANOUT U BUT I COULD NOT BE MORE HYPED (Except for those new weird callie and Marie replacements)

[@bluebearyq]

hey, love your channel.

[@nautical6]

Why are you typing in bold?

[@joshh.2159]

Bluebeary Q are u talking to me

[@joshh.2159]

Cloud sorry

[@salsatuna177]

i still love this direct today. even tho after splatoon 2 ‘ended’ after the final splatfest and i sorta had a break to play some other amazing games, i still love this game and is getting back in the splatoon mood, we hope you make a splatoon 3

[@sportsfan8404]

Good news!

[@remsleep-]

Wait there is one coming out

[@salsatuna177]

@@remsleep- yes

[@Awesomeflame16]

This aged well didn't it?

[@notoriusbookworm48]

@@Awesomeflame16 so well.

[@Marxeru]

Idea: I think the last Splatfest this time will be Squid Sisters VS Off the Hook TEAM SQUID SISTERS.

[@yukinimeorigama1188]

Hyper Sound SQUID SISTERS 4 LIFE THEY ARE WAIFU

[@camillaquelladegliaggettiv4303]

Peter Beadle wait for newcomers

[@susanbaer5542]

Hyper Sound #squidsistersftw

[@garyconstanza3120]

But how can it be interesting or fun if everyone will pick the Squid Sisters?

[@xuebingcracker]

Hyper Sound originals ftw

[@electricpastels]

19:28 "Thank you!" AHHGGG SO CUTE! I CAN'T EVEN! X3

[@RONGEE2099]

This has surpassed all my expectations. Nintendo your truly on to something special here.

[@GodlyAwesome]

Blaqq Geezus did you know they are making it so you have to pay to use internet?

[@GodlyAwesome]

I meant like play online with nintendo

[@chrombran3169]

ThatOneLetsPlayer Well Nintendo did state that this whole year of online service will be free, along with that starting 2018, the payment will be a yearly fee of only $20, which obviously is significantly less than what PS4 and XBOX Live's fee is.

[@queenhoe9006]

Who else is here after Splatoon 3’s announcement

[@lepenguin1907]

Me

[@meowsy7384]

Meh

[@maxmartinez3671]

You caught me

[@EchoesOfArson]

Not me. Totally

[@crepe_ig]

me

[@seant1326]

Anybody else realize that Marina is an *Octoling*? We might get our playable Octolings.

[@CyrusLagom]

Sean T I hope so. I always wanted to play as an octoling.

[@cap5macca5jack5]

Sean T not going to happen idiot

[@mew4345]

Birdy how tf do you know

[@mew4345]

Birdy they could decide to

[@sleepyshark2088]

Sean T it is a nice hope for an update. Now what I want is Male Octolings

[@kitsunechaos1837]

As soon as I saw Marina I thought: *You don't just give the Internet candy.*

[@MegAmi24]

KitsuneChaos18 Same

[@ardabilgin3269]

KitsuneChaos18 64 likes nintendo 64 comfirmed

[@nataliepena1049]

what if micorsoft owned splatoon i think it would be a best selling micosoft paint.

[@harroogabutagain468]

Jordan Tillman but then it wouldn’t be owned by Nintendo and it wouldn’t be a Nintendo switch exclusive which is terrible.

[@donny2147]

POV: You’re back here one last time before the Splatoon 3 Direct tomorrow.

[@pamelablasse6920]

Yes

[@seroxfox491]

Why is everyone talking about marina, when Y'ALL should be talking about the amazing animation Nintendo did at 23:22. Also you can't forget the fact that there's a SPLAT BRELLA a freakin umbrella that shoots Ink! ....And that there's a feature where INKLINGS CAN EAT FOOD... (Edit) Also can't forget the fact that Shawn the owner of the food truck is serving his own KIND😱! Also take a look at Pearl at 25:28, you'll thank me later. She's secretly the main villain of Splatoon 2....

[@toontastiix]

Marina is better then the game lol

[@seroxfox491]

Toontastix Can't disagree with that...😏

[@sphere9838]

"Thank you!"

[@necrosoma]

FINALLY SOMEONE MENTIONED THE SPLAT BRELLA 😂😂

[@Drake_Waffle]

Pemby I was going to text that

[@electricalsquare9397]

The squid language is a blurry version of english

[@jel7389]

No its netherlands

[@shibeking1809]

Actually its Japanese

[@Zero0Twenty2Nine9]

Actually, it's Japanese Gibberish.

[@Kurameno]

ElectricalSquare *japanese

[@citrusuu6537]

it's not any language actually it's just random syllables

[@scozark2286]

In the Direct, near the concert thing, the announcer said, "Expect updates for the next year, and then a long two more years of Splatfest." Splatoon 3, anyone?

[@valkyrieagainsttheworld]

Scozark well idk, I mean the r gonna released Splatoon 2 when the first Splatoon has only been out for a bout a year or so

[@Applez.]

SparklingAria4 Splatoon's been out for 2 years.

[@surfings5897]

SparklingAria4 it's been out for 2 years ^^

[@bradycmw]

Scozark there will be a splatoon 3 eventually anyway.

[@MatadorPlate]

Why would they do that? They could just have one platform on this system then on the next system they could have splatoon 3. Also I predict that if the game sells well and has an active fanbase up until that one year mark, I think they will continue content updates.

[@ChildishAndy]

13:56 OMG AM LAUGHING AT THE SOUNDS

[@omarpikm2101]

OOOOEUUEUEUEGH

[@jax6697]

Waiting for pearl and marina amiibo

[@nunoosorio3832]

J Davis Oh, you bet...no...TAKE FOR GRANTED it'll happen in less than a year!!

[@galacticfaz9358]

J Davis they are not coming, when you scan any amiibo Marie disappears because it’s weird if there are 2 Marie’s but when u look at off the hook they are still there so rip off the hook amiibo

[@Sakura-nm9wc]

It's here :3

[@petitchampignon2912]

Here they are...

[@compactdisc5365]

They has been announced

[@carnation7079]

The Clash blaster should be named rapid luna blaster

[@sang-hoonkim635]

Hi 👋 how many would you have on my Twitter. Thanks

[@sang-hoonkim635]

Thanks 🙏 I would love to have Splatoon 2

[@nordog1771]

Martim Bastos that's not even close to SPLATOON stuff

[@sandrobroeke7284]

Rapid blaster and clash blaster should actually swap names :/

[@mlbautista8779]

Martim Bastos aa

[@lowestrankingtrash5271]

*curls up in a ball and cries because I don't have the money for this game and the console* Edit: Thanks for dem likes .3. we cry together :>

[@CyrusLagom]

Pansexual Pancake *Cries with you*

[@alanmendiola]

Pansexual Pancake "laughs while playing this game" .... sorry

[@seekertosecrets]

*Cries with you too*

[@randodox8375]

Im with ya... *Cries with ya*

[@jesterjuice3118]

*cries with you* mind if I sit hear with ya? ;w;

[@emeraldrocks0013]

Aight, i’ma be rewatching this for Nostalgic purposes when Splatoon 3 comes out. Seeya

[@za_crispy]

So, how've ya been?

[@kalibronx]

this aged well (for once im not being sarcastic)

[@CJBox9]

*w h a t s g o o d*

[@Name_is_taken_]

One year later we’re still waiting

[@ttvkuroyami]

Everyone is talking about the new stuff and I'm here just like IT SAYED THANK YOU OMG SO CUTE I CAN'T-

[@melon7614]

Kuro_ Inu lol I was smiling so much at that part

[@Parris360XP]

Kuro_ Inu yeah that food part is crazy adorable I didn’t see it coming either.

[@aymr2374]

Kuro_ Inu IT WAS SOOOOOOO CUTE OMG

[@Wauly]

19:27

[@MikunaMoona]

19:28 OMG SO CUTEEE "thank you" AAAAA😍😍😍😍

[@confetti4798]

Luna Starlight yep =)

[@GR4YARDB3AST]

Luna Starlight inkling:🐹

[@ronnymar118]

Yes crusty sean is pretty cute

[@Spluffie]

@Ademide Ogunfowora let’s not be racist now now (this is a joke but please respect both Inklings and Octolings alike)

[@bootstrap925]

Everyone: dam new crap and some waifus Me: FINALLY WE HAVE DEVELOPED PANTS

[@RemoteLogic]

River Graham I think yoga pants are also in this game, too...

[@Riley-ye3gf]

And Squid camel toe

[@SleppyLeBo]

I LAUGHED SO MUCH HARDER THAN IS ACCEPTABLE

[@termamonpiediepew]

Riley Forbes squid toe?

[@gage02]

Ancoolcat

[@AgentAngel44]

As of right now of this comment It is August 9th, 2022 11:00pm or 23:00. 8 more hours until the Splatoon 3 Direct Bro how time flies. I love this game series

[@frankmiranda09]

I miss splatoon 2

[@landiburst3]

human racism: skin color inkling racism: ink color

[@javachiippy4249]

Ghoul Fox so Tru lol

[@Meeba]

Ghoul Fox Or maybe race? Like the octarians??

[@paulwebb2078]

Meeba Productions That would be speciesm

[@ABemis]

Turfism

[@UrmomsToe69]

Ghoul Fox lol

[@ifiinch]

Oh yeah, this going to be an amazing ga... **notices Luna Blaster** NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[@windwaker1401]

-Same--

[@dannyfairall112]

omg same i hate luna blasters so much. maybe they nerfed them XD

[@pixelperfectgaming1996]

As a Luna main I feel these aren't OP if there is an enemy Luna you have to be cautious of them and zone them out. Which I understand can be difficult at times given certain situations. But seeing as the Luna is outranged by literally every weapon in the game, zoning it out shouldn't be too bad.

[@bens.1475]

Shimmalia LMAO

[@lucas_1448]

they're the prettiest looking blaster though, gotta give them that. Though I think I'm more of an Ink/Octobrush kind of squid.

[@stardewsage]

I CAN FINALLY SKIP THROUGH SHELDON'S SPEECH! THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY!

[@Mrsupersonic711]

Splatoon 2 definitely changed, and as I’m typing this, it’s 6 hours away from the Splatoon 3 direct.

[@JetZV]

Marina always looks really nervous, like she's afraid to do something wrong or being judged. Is it possible that she's afraid that her Octoling heritage will influence her image?

[@StrawberryMilkEnjoyer]

Jared Thompson probably

[@toontastiix]

Here comes another article from a braindead news reporter...

[@dave6324]

Weird how she's *black* AND *an Octoling,* that's like a MEGA MINORITY. Also, I think she's scared because she gets bossed by Pearl, and is possibly the reason why Callie went missing.

[@TheGibberAll4U]

Jared Thompson WOW ur smart! I didn't stop to think about that! Jut looking at both Marina and Pearl start struck me!.. I'm agreeing with ur theory! She's probably nervous and afraid bc of her hair.

[@paulwebb2078]

The Trash Can Miiverse: Sad Santa/Lester Holy shet

[@somestingyontheinternet683]

3:50 *A N D T H A T ' S N O T A L L*

[@popcorrn6912]

Who's watching this after the game came out XD😂

[@alexanderwalker9843]

Elvis Grullon Me!

[@huup5959]

ME lmao

[@RAMChipz]

me

[@edgardosola1810]

Elvis Grullon me

[@trinandkay]

Elvis Grullon meeeee

[@bmyaemeu.]

I can't believe we're less than 1 month away from Splatoon 3 coming out, where did the time go? It's like it was yesterday that we welcomed these two girls into the Splatoon family, and now 5 years later we welcome Deep Cut. Beautiful memories.

[@marvinvasquez7510]

Don’t forget our boy Big man lol

[@bmyaemeu.]

@@marvinvasquez7510 Oh my...you're right I'm sorry, how could I forget about the best boi

[@11ducksinatrenchcoat76]

The world: HOLY CRAP! MARINA IS AN OCTOLING! Me: Why is her zipper so big?

[@myusatj9281]

The One and Only insert name here I was thinking about that too

[@InfiniteStrife77]

If you un-zip Marina's zipper, you get a full RACKage

[@esteboi3858]

Infinite Strife ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@RemoteLogic]

The One and Only insert name here Is that a problem?

[@ninten-drew5314]

Infinite Strife 😐

[@cl3anup745]

23:40 Pearl says That's right B***h xD

[@wheatzies]

Joker lmao

[@HollyBunnySilly]

Joker OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWW

[@Lagg_Rushh]

Joker I know XD

[@erikaestrada7946]

No she didn't she said "that's right a big chain of mine.

[@skakee10]

Erika Estrada in absolutely no way is that what she said

[@ShogunLegends]

6:42 LIGHTNING MCQUEEN!

[@Benamax]

*YES,* *YES,* *YES!* *LIGHTNING* *MCQUEEN* *HERE.* *AND* *I* *USE* *RUST-EZE* *MEDICATED* *BUMPER* *OINTMENT,* *NEW* *REAR* *END* *FORMULA!* *NOTHING* *SOOTHES* *RUSTY* *BUMPER* *LIKE* *RUST-EZE.* *WOW!* *LOOK* *AT* *THAT* *SHINE!* *USE* *RUST-EZE* *AND* *YOU* *TOO* *CAN* *LOOK* *LIKE* *ME!* *KA-CHOOOW!*

[@jarhead4797]

Shogun The ZOMBIE?!?! That actually made me laugh out loud lmao

[@consume2870]

THATS ONE SPICY SNIPER MCQEEN , WHERE’D YOU GET THAT?

[@cuttlfresh]

Shogun I

[@aidenradu7319]

Shogun "KACHOW!"

[@mattp.2282]

Then came Octo Expansion, and then the hackers, and then the race war, then the Bloblobber and Explosher, then disconnects...

[@lr9171]

Oh... Wait what?...

[@Supernir]

di... did he just say...kachow?

[@thoomas0010]

KERCHOO

[@kmh933]

supersonicmandude When? XD

[@lemonlemonlemonlemonlemons]

L I G H T N I N G M C Q U E E N

[@cameronheard5275]

your profile pic fits your reaction perfectly

[@egirl7795]

supersonicmandude yup

[@HolyD2Blink]

Can we deal with the fact that pearls looks she's going to murder somebody?

[@luisitojr1992]

lll H O L Y lll are we sure she's not the villain of the game

[@haloblackops117]

She looks like Chucky.

[@Bongos020]

She looks evil and I like it >:D

[@luisitojr1992]

WhatsDatGaming her face just looks so evil and she has no teeth

[@lordanjucero]

lll H O L Y lll I was thinking that, lol

[@dublsm2124]

I hope we get the other bands hidden in the posters in Splatoon 1. That 4 person band looked pretty cool.

[@Aleksander_Hnatjuk]

See y'all tomorrow for the Splatoon 3 Direct! :D