Splatoon 3's Lobby is Oddly Gay...

[@chlozentimes]

Hi Everyone, This is just a polite reminder that, if you think Splatoon is only for kids, think that kissing is inherently inappropriate and sexual, or you are homophobic you are not welcome here.

[@TheSuperGoober]

I like how thinking the game is a kids game is categorized with homophobia 💀

[@chlozentimes]

@@TheSuperGoober 💀that wasn't exactly the intention sort of just people who look down upon others just for enjoying stuff

[@TheSuperGoober]

@@chlozentimes ik, just joking😅😅

[@chlozentimes]

@@TheSuperGoober 🗿i am atrociously silly

[@TheSuperGoober]

@@chlozentimes relatable

[@raviolinoob4435]

Between 2 and 3 everyone just had a huge gay awakening

[@TetraBui]

Ok I’ll be honest There were already a shit ton of gay people in splat And before you say anything I’m bi, so…

[@e1ght_0f_h34rts]

I can confirm I actually did have a gay awakening between splat2 and 3-..

[@TetraBui]

@@e1ght_0f_h34rts I played splat 1 Couple years later I became bi Coincidence? I think not.

[@alsolii]

my first time playing splat 2 was a month or two before splat 3 came out. the first post i saw was a gay post of marina and pearl. 10/10 game

[@TetraBui]

@@toymareko “Look at me I’m an edgy emo kid that goes against basic human rights and equality” Shut up I don’t know why you hate the lgbtq but honestly god can, and probably has, sucked a dick

[@launa_moe]

these were good but "stop kissing people and get the damn tower" killed me 🤣🤣

[@falcywu]

me when i'm playing support role on Tower Control the whole time: "wdym??"

[@lewis9s]

**walks into splatsvile** “I KISS MEN” “I KISS GIRLS” “I *KISS”*

[@engineergaming8998]

I kiss the big man😁

[@Froggycolouring]

Everyone before zelda splatfest: I kiss men Everyone after zelda splatfest: I kiss gannondorfs

[@strangeworld9376]

This game has to have a record of most LGBT positive player base, I would know I'm one of them

[@ultimate_yippee]

Same! It’s really nice! And Therese no way Shiver isn’t queer.

[@TheMenaceHimself2006]

@@ultimate_yippee Nintendo confirmed Shiver to be a woman.

[@TheMenaceHimself2006]

@@ultimate_yippee They also confirmed she is not non binary.

[@FireGlitch]

​@@ultimate_yippeeWut

[@chlozentimes]

@@TheMenaceHimself2006 Queer means all LGBTQ, they could mean bi, pan, lesbian, etc no need for the negativity here folks lol

[@el_gato700]

the kissing has only begun...

[@Brookcario]

Hello Captain. Do you know where Agent 8 is? I can't find him anywhere

[@HeyMitsukiMoon]

Oh god no...

[@TheMenaceHimself2006]

Tick tock heavy like a brinks truck

[@NiGHTSIntoMemes]

Splatoon has pretty much always had a large playerbase of queer people (the second game especially)-and I say that as a queer person who's been around since the start. It's pretty refreshing, honestly, considering how toxic most shooters tend to be. I'm just hoping the new influx of players will continue to be considerate about it.

[@Pecktor-Wyatt-56]

I went back to splatoon 2 and someone made a post saying: “Even in the square, Pansexual: We kiss everyone” lmao you should’ve seen my face

[@starluigi5297]

With the way this video is formatted i can tell it's going to blow up, what a masterpiece

[@chlozentimes]

i thought it wasn't going to do well, i was very wrong lol

[@Corgipon]

As an aro-ace I resonate with the “No kisses. Hugs are better.” and “NO KISS” posts lol

[@ultimate_yippee]

Splatoon is just very gay. And queer in general. There are even some posts by asexual and or aromatic! It’s cool!

[@kitsujin9361]

It's actually a crime how underrated this is.

[@chlozentimes]

aw thank you

[@MAZakir2]

At this point it's rarer to find a straight Splatoon 3 player To any other straight player who doesn't bother with pronouns, you're not alone. I'm one of you guys too ✌🏼

[@not4sail]

straightoon player here

[@CoolMicrowave]

im straight and i met my girlfriend because of the game but i do bother with pronouns lol

[@TheMenaceHimself2006]

Straight dude here. The fanbase claims to be so "inclusive" yet in one of my comments I got told to basically kill myself over an opinion. AND IT GOT PINNED. 💀💀💀

[@MAZakir2]

@@TheMenaceHimself2006 ouch, you got hit by the "Pin Of Shame"

[@TheMenaceHimself2006]

@@MAZakir2 Pin of person who commits wrong think

[@Pr0blemzend2132]

“I thought June was pride month”

[@jamiefrancescavalencia8634]

Everyday is *PRIDE MONTH* in *SPLATOON* /j(?)

[@nashcrowe2182]

i'm so glad this was documented, i would've been sad if i was the only person seeing it😭

[@derpykid2.020]

can relate fr 😍 also notice how they're in bunches- like how some of them were in the SAME lobby because of how their level and gold didn't change 😟

[@chlozentimes]

all of these screenshots were taken by me :)

[@derpykid2.020]

@@chlozentimes I was talking about how you we're just in 1 lobby in Splatsville or Inkopolis and there were multiple posts about kissing in just 1 lobby, without you having to travel in and out of the lobbies.

[@Scrimbly_guy]

June is approaching 🏳️‍🌈

[@IGetGangBangedByFishAllDay]

Its july now

[@Sylvia_Corvidev]

This is hilarious, it will be going in my funny playlist

[@Jelliott_ssb]

Peak splatoon content 👌

[@raviolinoob4435]

Ocean man, take me by the hand Lead me to the land that you understand Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe Is a real trip Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand Soaking up the thirst of the land Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement At the Oberman Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth To the childlike man Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand Soaking up the thirst of the land Ocean man Ocean man Ocean man Ocean man, take me by the hand Lead me to the land that you understand Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe Is a real trip Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand Soaking up the thirst of the land Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement At the Oberman Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth To the childlike man Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand Soaking up the thirst of the land Ocean man Thank you for your time

[@raviolinoob4435]

The power of ocean man is undeniable

[@TheMenaceHimself2006]

@@raviolinoob4435 I can feel the power coming inside me

[@engineergaming8998]

@@TheMenaceHimself2006🤨

[@spongybluemud7555]

I think my personal fav theme abt these trends is when ppl are like "stop [insert action] and GET ON THE DAMN TOWER!!!!" Its there almost everytime 😂 1:00 plus the way you say it makes it sound like the op was desperate and tired of everyones bs

[@phoenixfire6433]

I saw one post on April 1st that said “I’m cishet and neurotypical. Haha April Fools lol I love my gf” which I think sums up the fandom nicely

[@The_Letter_J]

Considering that some of my favorite games are Splatoon, Hollow Knight, and Celeste I am very surprised how long it took me to realize I'm Bi and Nonbinary lmao

[@killmii8473]

Same. No literally I'm Bi, enby, and love all of those.

[@dullingbearfish1913]

These are 10x funnier when you read them out loud lol

[@The_Guy88]

Sometimes I feel like I'm the only straight person playing splatoon😔

[@marleyskydye_kr]

Me too. I've got nothing against people expressing themselves, I love that but it's getting to the point I feel everyone's just tryna be "special" and it's their whole personality

[@Ardorstorm]

@@marleyskydye_kr And how do you think the rest of us feel when heterosexuality is already the norm? Welcome to the club, here's a medal

[@A-Dasher]

Honestly if you really think about people were making this franchise gay since Day 1 of Splatoon 1

[@capnsprinkles2420]

Ocean man take me by the handdd

[@Draconicxy]

1:21 Ganondorf(Hydrated) is one sexy character and I don't blame them "It is not gay to appreciate another mans beauty." - Someone I guess

[@dirbthebird]

I'm a professional women kisser

[@sebbyyyy]

wait do u watch sugaakat (or used to) i recognize ur username

[@tanook4751]

As someone who is Aro/Ace, I was cackling watching this video in public

[@keith9005]

Perfectly balanced as all things should be.

[@jamiefrancescavalencia8634]

1:41 coroika cosplayer SPOTTED

[@lorelaimorace-kk1xz]

ALOHA

[@Extrasoda12]

Ocean man, take me by the hand, take me to the land

[@gio_frank6622]

Don't worry it was always like that.

[@potatogod6632]

WOOOO, NEW VIDEO TIMES!! Seriously, nice vid mate!

[@TheBetterCrustacean]

The kissening

[@snowyluvsya]

1:41 aloha appears!!!!!

[@jamiefrancescavalencia8634]

0:51 ARMY!!! ( not simping )

[@waddledab6151]

man the kissing trend was so funny xjsjfndncjx I play dressed up as octavio and as a joke I made a post that said "I kiss cuttlefish"

[@GiroEXE]

1:00 I relate to this person

[@Richyrion]

To be honest, why kiss when you can KILL?

[@TheMenaceHimself2006]

Splat them? No no, I think I'm gonna *splatter* them on the walls 😄

[@FireGlitch]

Turf War moment

[@nathaniallarkin6060]

I also like kissing all of their boyfriends ❤

[@ihatgoomba4672]

Im a professional boy kisser!! 😎

[@bluekirby_64]

CrazyBec getting ratiod in real time

[@Pr0blemzend2132]

OCEAN MAAAAAAAAAN! !,!,!!!

[@stevefromtoh]

2:04 one for the online arguments

[@jaydentt]

hell yes splatoon gayest game of the century

[@sleepless9003]

the splatoon starter pack is monster energy and they/them/she/he/it/dog/cat pronouns with blue hair and a kitty switch lite so this isn't to surprising

[@simpexposerforlife]

Had no idea there were so many kissers in splatoon lol

[@LordyWordy]

BRO the one at 0:50 might be a reference to the Splatoon Manga and *I'M DYING* if it is 😂

[@SomeGaymerNerd]

DEAR GOD, NOT OCEAN MAN!!!

[@undefinederror40404]

Thank goodness it isn't just my lobby! 😂

[@ThreePointOneFou]

1:36 i don't think that "MWUAHH" should be read as an evil laugh, but rather as a kiss sound.

[@chlozentimes]

whoopsies

[@POKEXJ]

Oddly ? Try always has been 😂

[@superpatchemario]

i was afraid of these guys

[@chairn_t]

Ok but srsly, there's been a huge increase in I kiss------- posts. Like y'all are really gay (in all fairness I also kiss mu sloshers)

[@RulerMyriam]

I kiss nobody (im aromantic) OCEAN MAN!

[@TheMenaceHimself2006]

Ace real af for that. They don't care, they just wanna splat. 💪

[@birdflox1337]

The Splatoon community is so great. #IKissEveryone

[@birdflox1337]

​@@toymareko doesn't? Did you make a spelling mistake?

[@birdflox1337]

@@toymareko and this is all because I didn't understand what you were trying to say? Christ, a little patience please

[@shiina4826]

theyve been gay

[@O.C.T.O.G.A.L]

Gay city.

[@FlashyHamsta]

1:11 😭

[@MaddieMewMew]

i kiss myself 7 times

[@spaghetti6143]

Bro what on earth

[@strikesiege3997]

I think this may just be a phase, albeit really drawn out, but then there were different things in Splatoon 2 like: "they did surgery on a grape?!" And of course: those weird "toe sucking" posts. 😟

[@karelissomoved1505]

this much plasa post and not even a single sus or that animal thing?

[@agentblackbird9435]

Curious how many of these people are straight

[@yusufthecatwithagun]

This is so awesome :)

[@enmashin]

I kiss Mickael Jackson

[@Lost_omen]

If you take what i commented from the username video, and replaced [BIG SHOT] with attack of the killer queen, its the same comment

[@Lost_omen]

Still funny

[@PuffyPrincess484]

kissing the splatoon lobby homies ISNT gay !!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!!111!11!1!1!1!!1!1 😡😡😡😡😤

[@TheMenaceHimself2006]

Tick tock heavy like a brinks truck

[@PuffyPrincess484]

@@TheMenaceHimself2006 WHAT????😭

[@TheMenaceHimself2006]

@@PuffyPrincess484 If we kissing the homies, I'm bringin' my mercs

[@PuffyPrincess484]

@@TheMenaceHimself2006 ok..

[@FireGlitch]

Look, I aint got a problem with being gay but I do have a problem with annoying people.

[@marleyskydye_kr]

Same

[@Sacren365]

Question: Is the Aerospray firing into their mouth when they are kissing it?

[@chlozentimes]

oh no

[@dirbthebird]

Why

[@Sacren365]

Follow-up questions. If it is shooting, is it their teams ink? Does it even matter? 🤔 All I can imagine is someone wrapping their mouth around a fire truck hose. 😂

[@Pecktor-Wyatt-56]

@@Sacren365 I’m not sure if this is appropriate :v

[@Sacren365]

@Pecktor56 I followed that up by saying, "All I can imagine is someone wrapping their mouth around a fire hose." If you have a dirty mind, that's your fault and your problem.

[@TheMenaceHimself2006]

Remind me to turn off community posts-

[@birdflox1337]

Turn off life support

[@TheMenaceHimself2006]

@@birdflox1337 Turn off phone and find a reason not to feel awkward at the dinner table. Then, proceed to self reflect on why you send death threats over jokes.

[@TheMenaceHimself2006]

@@Trees24310 Yeah, sadly

[@FireGlitch]

​@@birdflox1337wtf all because a guy got annoyed by repetitive plaza posts

[@TheMenaceHimself2006]

@@FireGlitch Yep. The first thing I saw when I returned to Splatoon 2 is repetitive trans posts that have little to do with the game or weren't funny.

[@octosquid48]

Why are so many people talking about kissing

[@chlozentimes]

kissing cool

[@ThePortalTurret]

What

[@goldengamerxxy999]

🤨🏳️‍🌈

[@Noko648]