Very Accurate Northern England Simulator

[@RTGame]

THANK GOODNESS YOU'RE HERE -unspeakable horror ruins England-

[@IrishOtter]

England is the unspeakable horror tbf

[@cakejumper]

I say we detach the North of England and make it it's own state. I'd visit.

[@Joeycomixthesquid]

indeed

[@houselemuellan8756]

QUEEN OF THE NORTH ​@@cakejumper

[@donmah06]

there actually is a party advocating for that (or just northern devolution at the very least)! the Northern Independence Party

[@Geoffistopheles]

Fun fact: The town motto translates to "Strong in arm, thick in skull"

[@vampireopossum]

wow the whole town is devoted to making fun of rog ,,

[@Aproximal]

That fits Barnsly...yea.

[@punkinlady1039]

Isn’t that a reference to that one Yorkshire saying

[@steveboswell]

@@punkinlady1039 Yeah, they say "Barnsley born, Barnsley bred, strong in arm, thick in head" 😄

[@ElusiveTune]

​@@steveboswell lol we used to say that in Derbyshire too 😂

[@pufflemaster348]

the milking dimension is my least favourite part of being a northener

[@cakejumper]

MILK SHY NO MORE

[@Franklin_Johanessan]

@@cakejumper I'm now milk shy

[@WackoMcGoose]

@@Franklin_Johanessan I'm now wondering what milk shyness even _is._

[@masterzoroark6664]

THen how about the Meat Expiriance?

[@masterzoroark6664]

@@WackoMcGoose it's just being meak, that's it- I searched it because I wanted to know to.

[@Duskaria]

Orange bird is a reference to that time people in the UK thought a seagull covered in curry powder was a "rare, exotic bird"

[@cakejumper]

My god I'd forgotten all about that

[@jack0lantern03]

As a mainlander, I have to ask: That actually happened?

[@Agent-Ig]

@@jack0lantern03yep, was on the news. It was a slow day

[@NIRDIAN1]

OH MY GODS THAT DID HAPPEN

[@jack0lantern03]

@@Agent-Ig Huh, okay. Thanks for the answer. Ah well, weirder stuff has been in the news.

[@variumi]

Technically the optimal speedrun of this game is to wait patiently until the mayor is ready to see you

[@peshomighty5051]

Yeah well a real speed run should show some of the game. So those don't count. Also Reggie's wife should learn a thing about slapping fish around winkwink.

[@peshomighty5051]

It's after you get the spirit bubbles, the 4th time you go down the chimney and go to price shaggers to get pea soup. It's so funny.

[@variumi]

@@peshomighty5051 that is why I said it is technically the fastest run, actual runners of the game don’t typically do this. Also Rog’s head is fucking massive

[@psn_shakeitchili]

​@@variumi Roger catching strays goddamn. Free my boy Rog

[@JNJNRobin1337]

​@@variumithere are atleast *two* with comparable or larger head sizes

[@blakksheep736]

Moral of the story: never do anything for your job they're not paying you for. 👍🏾

[@cakejumper]

Not in the job description? Not your job!

[@NotLuke212]

No the moral is dont be english

[@Ring_student_yin_sang]

A more correct moral would be: learn when to say no

[@FluentMagpie]

​@@NotLuke212Oi bruv, ca' I in'rest you in a bo'o o' wo'ah?

[@NotLuke212]

@@FluentMagpie I’d rather eat pure uranium

[@lynx4082]

I loved the bizarrely wholesome mico story arc with Ron, really sweet, even if his head is absolutely massive

[@TheSourOnion]

And a massive bellend

[@cakejumper]

GENUINELY it was really sweet, and it is F U C K I N G M A S S I V E

[@GoodTato]

I'm from the The North and I can confirm this is really accuate. Like really. Like, it's actually really bloody nice to be accurately represented in a way no other media can do.

[@cakejumper]

I've been to this general area ONCE and I felt so many familiar things. Like the lady with the sausage dog. and the rat choir.

[@chubskii]

Could’ve been heavier on the dialect but aye, reyt proper northern this is

[@JacobthePoshPotato]

Does this include all the Eldritch horrors?

[@StickMaster500]

As a British person, I can confirm that this is 100% accurate to what British culture is like from Price Shaggers to punching each other as a form of communication. Although, there’s a lack of people carrying around knives 🤔

[@durandal_273]

new stickmaster500 lore⁉

[@EarthwormShandy]

I thought punching each other was reserved for the Micks and Jocks?

[@ArchleParchle]

Don’t forget a lack of greggs

[@nathangamble125]

Well none of 'em 've got a loicence for a knoife up in Barnsworth!

[@EarthwormShandy]

@@nathangamble125 Kids get shot up in American schools

[@Ammvnition]

My wife could learn a thing or two…

[@pmrayquatra]

Reggie's wife could learn a thing or two.

[@PhysicsMathandMe]

@Ammvnition ‘s wife could learn a thing or two

[@loldyave]

Lost it at "Family, Romance, Pit" - South Yorkshire vibes

[@cakejumper]

All the essentials!

[@gwinnellheald8592]

Never seen my home more accurately represented in a game before 😂

[@Yarlor840]

Thank goodness you're here! I've been staring at a ceiling for the last 2 hours and desperately needed something to watch!

[@cakejumper]

Now just climb up onto that old satellite dish won't you?

[@exachixkitsune5655]

I admire your restraint not to make this video 2 hours long

[@zh84]

I have watched five two-hour long versions already...

[@cakejumper]

it was TEMPTING Instead I just linked the VOD in the video description. Everyone wins!

[@sahilrahman5066]

@@zh84 What's with British people and making 2hour long videos!? Like first Jack then RTgames

[@blakksheep736]

​@@sahilrahman5066 Don't let them hear you say that?

[@Meritania]

Barnsley - Not quite Leeds, not quite Sheffield, but something else.

[@cakejumper]

thank u fictional town of barnsley that does not at all resemble another town starting with barn

[@Aproximal]

Stupid...shameful fact - This game is based between two place, you can see it in the live action parts - Barsley and Cudworth. If the UK had an Alabama. It's Barnsley. XD I used to live there, and it's sadly not...awfully far from it.

[@cakejumper]

Yess! They mentioned it in the credits which I thought was excellent. I hope you survived the Pie Wars in one piece!

[@generic7916]

I will say it's actually been getting a pretty decent restoration recently, though yeah I certainly wouldn't take it over Leeds or Sheffield. Wakefield, however

[@Mac77_]

The English Northeast is probably most analogous to the Southern U.S., so that checks out wonderfully well

[@lostgem8225]

Still better than Partington imo

[@oli_rius]

This game is so british that you'll need a dosis of french just to balance it off

[@blakksheep736]

3 quarts of Irish will do just as well.

[@cakejumper]

just roll around in a freshly rained-on Irish field and it resets the balance

[@JeskidoYT]

Wait wouldn't a war happen though

[@doctornotprofessor]

took me the entire video to realise the receptionist was looking at a screen of solitaire then playing it with real cards

[@daiganmonceaux7347]

Not just that, but when she pulls a card, she licks it and puts it on the screen, then it falls off

[@ToastyMozart]

I love that they gave it a Far Cry esque alternate ending.

[@cakejumper]

so simple, so beautiful, so stress free

[@rocky_mount]

I thought we'd get to see them throw shade at Sheffield, but still a fun compilation.

[@cakejumper]

Shade is thrown at so interpret it as you will!

[@call_rickey]

pretty sure there’s a convo you can catch outside the butcher where someone does !

[@pinlepottitosa8445]

Someone in the market says: "I'd never have another man's meat in my pie, what is this? Sheffield?"

[@eembers]

@@call_rickeyAyup, can’t remember the specifics but it roughly goes “Another man’s meat in your pie?! We’re not Sheffield!”

[@horriblegoose3295]

I can’t believe I’m watching a video made by a pigeon puncher

[@cakejumper]

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT I CAN EXPLAIN

[@Gift2225]

As someone from america who doesn't know the differance between Northern and Southern England, I can now say that this video is my entire basis on what Northern England is.

[@cakejumper]

oh I have a very fun video for you! not one of mine, but from Map Men about the North/South divide in England. It's a fun watch! kzbin.info/www/bejne/e3_IdIytothgecU

[@nahnah390]

And the worst part about 6:35 ? Apparently, in that sequence, you can hear a doctor tell roger's father "I'm sorry Mr. Peelings, we did everything we could." along with a flatline. And given that the whole flashback was about Rog's head...

[@pinking123et]

This is very "Dont hug me im scared" coded, and i love it

[@cakejumper]

it has a VERY similar bit of surreal humour, I love it

[@combatpug]

I was waiting to see you play this!

[@cakejumper]

It was so so good, my expectations were high but it completely caught me off guard with how funny it was

[@ANTICENA571]

Can confirm, this is exactly what life in the north is like. Including the literal meat space and the milk fever dreams

[@cakejumper]

*sigh* FINE I'll visit yorkshire

[@jimmyp4024]

This is what happens when you go to the north. It's a hellscape. Not like our beautiful fields of southern england. Our pies are even tinier

[@cakejumper]

I've had the line "you simply WOHNT get TINIER" stuck in my head for days because of tiny pies. so southern england version of this game soon yeah?

[@chubskii]

You wouldn’t know a beautiful field if it hit you int face lad

[@Ring_student_yin_sang]

7:05 gotta love the fact that his whole head doesn't fit in the screen, oh the devs would've been so foul if that actually happened in the game but i think it depends on the screen size

[@cakejumper]

The poor lad and his big head can't catch a break 😭

[@yeauhant5609]

this was the first stream of yours i watched and i was laughing so much my sides were hurting baad :')

[@cakejumper]

Oh you got thrown DIRECTLY into the deep end

[@airhornsound]

the receptionist playing solitaire by licking and slapping physical cards on her screen is my favorite thing

[@dagaspadini]

Not even Italian public office workers can reach that level

[@olliefischer]

after watching rtgame's vid, jacksepticeye's vid, and your short teasing this, i have been on absolute _tenterhooks_ waiting for your vid to drop, and it did not disappoint!

[@cakejumper]

ahhh thanks!! It's honestly so fun seeing everyone's different experiences with the game, there's so much I didn't find or experience and the playthrough was STILL jam packed

[@orchetect7415]

Your reactions are priceless 😂 The voice acting in this game is sublime but Matt Berry as the gardener just cracks me up so much.

[@cakejumper]

I don't know if I've ever laughed so violently on stream at something before, my god it's so so fun. Matt Berry is excellent in it too, absolutely perfect

[@Franklin_Johanessan]

0:08 OMG I JUST REALISED?!?!?!?!!?

[@cakejumper]

wuh oh

[@katarinet.1323]

this is genuinely one of the games of all time and it's GREAT

[@cakejumper]

It really really is, and I'm pretty sure I missed a TON of stuff so I'll have to go back through it in my own time!

[@SimonNeilScott]

"Is this what the North of England is like....?" Pretty much!

[@Ammar2009y]

LITERALLY THE SECOND I SAW THIS COMMENT SHE SAID THAT 😭

[@LordHeadcheez]

This game has serious "Adult Swim at 2am" vibes.

[@cakejumper]

it really does! just pure madness and I'm here for it

[@campbellolney9753]

1:02 - Dave will remember this

[@cakejumper]

Dave was in a huff with me for HOURS after this

[@Kunari05]

This was the first stream i watched from you, glad it was the british horrors of northen England

[@cakejumper]

Ohh you REALLY got thrown in the deep end, glad you enjoyed it enough to stay haha!

[@blakksheep736]

Nice to see a game break Cake in a _good_ way, after Hotel Mario.

[@cakejumper]

oh YEAH this was the day after the Hotel Mario stream so a very welcome laugh

[@tri_iris6890]

As an American, this made me change how I think what the british are like

[@cakejumper]

as an Irish person, who peers across the water on occasion, this is accurate.

[@EarthwormShandy]

So made us look better then?

[@pigeonsareugly]

As someone from a neighbouring town this is just Barnsley

[@AdmiralRex]

Thank goodness this video is here!

[@justelliot4870]

can confirm, this is what life in yorkshire is like

[@cakejumper]

thank you yorkshire for yorkshire puds and buttery nubs

[@justelliot4870]

@@cakejumper happy anniversary!

[@megacherv]

Loved this game, hadn't seen so many discarded cans of Red Stripe since I moved out of Huddersfield

[@lorettabes4553]

I love the editing. I can watch this and still play the game myself later

[@THEonlyAEON]

This is the first video i've watched so far where someone has got the stroke infomercial on their first playthrough.

[@thatguyintherain3168]

I love your reactions to the out-of-left-field jokes that are rampant. I love this chaotic game

[@PhoenixRedtail]

Going to England in October, wonder if I’ll find the meat dimension

[@cakejumper]

let me know if you end up in the meat OR milk dimension, this will be important

[@Noahscape31]

Whoever made this game is a comedic genius, easily one of the best streams to watch

[@cakejumper]

It's SO GOOD, it's a crowd in Yorkshire called Coal Supper, they really outdid themselves

[@ॐIo]

The Mayor also being yellow, i think hes just as overworked

[@cakejumper]

if I actually hiccuped like this I'd go to hospital

[@zorantaylor3190]

It's like someone woke up one morning just inexplicably, absolutely driven to create the most dystopically British thing in existence and just shoved Don't Hug Me I'm Scared and Bob & Margaret into a Cockney rhyming food processor....

[@zorantaylor3190]

If you strip out the cartoony animation and jaunty, irreverent scene pacing, it's just Chris Morris' Jam.

[@cakejumper]

and it WORKED SO WELL

[@Uloncl]

omg yes was hoping for this one, still my favorite playthough of this ive seen

[@cakejumper]

ahh thanks!! it was so so fun, I still have loads I didn't even find in the game!

[@FluentMagpie]

As someone from oop North, I can confirm that this is all true.

[@cakejumper]

it's so reassuring to hear from the source!

[@Dr.Death8520]

Seeing how badly this broke cake in places, I've gotta find time to watch the stream XD

[@cakejumper]

I recommend! I linked the VOD in the video description there, it's a little handier to watch on KZbin imo

[@SoapierMage5794]

Days been made thanks cake

[@probablynotpuri6203]

your reactions to this game is a national treasure I was WHEEZING the entire video

[@BlackRabbitPrincess]

only 10 bob! very reasonable

[@cakejumper]

a steal!

[@qwerty9118]

Aw, now I'm gonna haveta go watch the VOD...

[@blakksheep736]

5:29 the one true Piethumper!!!

[@heroeshales]

I have been hoping you'd play this so badly! Instantly became one of my favorites-- thank you Cake! 🥰

[@cakejumper]

any time!! I loved this honestly, I still must go back in my own time and see what I missed because the game is JAM PACKED with little jokes and stuff

[@thefirebeanie5481]

7:43 what Brits think will happen if they visit America (it’s true)

[@cakejumper]

it's true i saw it happen when i was over there once

[@itryen7632]

They should make a game like this, but for upstate São Paulo

[@cakejumper]

I'd play it 100%

[@Hugealligator254]

An entire franchise for the worst parts in each country, all with here in the names US- WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE?: Detroit FRANCE-GET OUT OF HERE!: the entire country And so on.

[@RetepAdam]

How did I miss the fever dream of a pigeonpuncher stream?

[@cakejumper]

I have no idea, but now you get it CONDENSED like soup

[@sageofnan]

Found you and subbed. Glad i found someone to match the manic humor i have in my soul

[@cakejumper]

You're among friends! We love a bit of harmless silly humour here, it makes the world go round!

[@KaiTenSatsuma]

"Hurry up Peelings, that pool isn't going to pee itself!" made me laugh out loud, sorry Rog.

[@Ring_student_yin_sang]

9:29 i'll admit, the cut was pretty well made

[@ap_red]

I grew up in Leeds, can confirm this game is 100% accurate

[@cakejumper]

So glad to hear it from a Leed-ing expert

[@egg_addict]

been waiting for you to post this!

[@cakejumper]

me too tbh! I'm so impressed with how packed the game is with pure messing, I still need to play more of it and find everything I missed

[@bostongeis5123]

Im learning so much about this strange place

[@cakejumper]

it's incredible, very accurate to life from what I've seen in my visits

[@bostongeis5123]

@@cakejumperI need that train spotting book

[@notjamesmay5467]

As someone how lives in the thumbnail I go through this every day.

[@cakejumper]

how do you avoid the milk floods

[@notjamesmay5467]

@@cakejumper we don’t but it’s part of our daily life’s. I remember one time I had to swim up hill both ways too and back from school during the 2018 milk floods

[@Tanuki_Destiny2107]

The emotional support Blahaj

[@cakejumper]

Hell yea! His name is Oscar, but we call him shark for short :D

[@Tanuki_Destiny2107]

⁠​⁠@@cakejumper That’s a great name for the silly little guy

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

Here from RTGame, you're gonna love this game.

[@cakejumper]

welcome in, and omg it is SO FUNNY genuinely

[@masterzoroark6664]

I'm supprised you didn't show the tomato and full meat expiriance "Do ye know how glue is made?"

[@randomwowjunkie]

Matt Berry is EVERYWHERE and I for one couldn't be happier

[@Galaxy-o2e]

4:09 "Mey Hasbend could lern a thin' or too from yee"

[@canadi-eh9395]

Is no one going to talk about the fact that the fellow whose chimney you keep going down has war medal? Man’s a war vet

[@chickenfarmer321]

I don't know what's going on but I'm loving every minute of it.

[@cakejumper]

exactly how I felt the whole way through tbh, it was incredible

[@timothymclean]

5:30: This is the weirdest Magic School Bus episode ever.

[@Rubberman202]

I don't know if this game is one of the best of the year, but it's definitely one of my favorites!

[@duncantalksalot]

That was a brilliantly designed game! Reggie's wife could learn a thing or two.

[@duncanurquhart5278]

5:28 BUT AH DON' WANT TA BE A PIE ah dont like graevy

[@cakejumper]

Chicken Run game in this style would go so hard

[@baerthegamer3366]

does that mean that the speedrunn of this game will consist of just bloody sitting there and waitin'?

[@sn1pertoaster]

Yeah, that's about what it boils down to. Completing the game in the regular way as fast as possible takes a little under an hour, so waiting in the office and running as soon as possible gives you a top time of 17:27

[@cakejumper]

but you have to RUN FAST after

[@vectororbitex7866]

I used your scream as an alarm clock to go to school. Every morning it rings, I imagine it's me screaming about being tired of working at McDonald's, and I wake up like I've slept 8 hours without interruptions, and excited to build my future day by day so that I never have to set foot in a ShitDonald's again.

[@sigmasawayama]

nice to see cake not get tortured by the gameplay for once

[@cakejumper]

all I could do was try not to break my ribs laughing omg

[@sanctusinfernusrecords]

thank goodness this video is here

[@cakejumper]

and Thank goodness YOU'RE here! We were just about to see who was enjoying this video (thank u)

[@barrelbottom6253]

Tiny Tom's Tiny Pies, You simply won't get tinier!

[@Epinardscaramel]

That game is so good, it's like watching a cartoon you can interact with! 🥰

[@jazzvader]

holy hell new favourite person to watch :3

[@timthegatekeeper9677]

This better be Game of the year

[@cakejumper]

I HOPE SO

[@JelloMiniatures]

"Is this what the North of England is like?" As a Bolton native, yes, yes it absolutely is.

[@cakejumper]

Noted 😂

[@lakey1237]

As a resident in Northern England I can neither confirm nor deny that this is what it is like - but I’m sure southern England shares some similarities with this

[@effluviah7544]

Checking in from Newcastle: Can confirm. I am an old lady with a little dog, and I do let strangers pet him. LOL

[@craggleshenanigans]

0:32 "In England and Wales, there were about 8.9 million homes with lead service lines as of 1997", from Wikipedia's entry on lead plumbing. Might be referencing that perhaps?

[@Spikew]

On this episode; the authors barely disguised vore fetish!

[@IdkJustadandysworldfan]

mini sized guy helps and saves the world

[@themagicalspacepapa3109]

Seeing her react to this makes everything thing 10x hilarious

[@cakejumper]

@@themagicalspacepapa3109 10 bob more hilarious? 👀

[@themagicalspacepapa3109]

@@cakejumper truly a shaggers tale

[@safaiaryu12]

The expressions on Cake's face are priceless

[@cakejumper]

I was just GOBSMACKED the whole time, it was stupidly funny

[@CommissarMitch]

I feel disappointed we did not see Beer Vision where the locksmith proclaims he wet the bed every morning.

[@the98themperoroftheholybri33]

The only question for this channel is if you're a big pie or tiny pie channel

[@ShikiKiryu]

Im from Salford, its just like this here and you get used to it.

[@vix1027]

Never been to England but this game has me prepared mentally but I’m not sure it’s enough lol

[@matthewbankey5547]

I swear, the more I played this game, the more I began to lose my mind (in a good way, I think).