Splatoon 3 weapon slander part 1

[@bnks306]

As a support/midline player it annoys the hell out of me when a sploosh charges into our base 😂

[@borus6123]

At least they're very easy to predict

[@ScrugglyEldritchBeing]

[@mr.sentryanddispenser]

As N-zap main I must admit There's no blood in my body,just Dr. Pepper

[@borus6123]

Only Fanta in my veins

[@ScrugglyEldritchBeing]

Just sprite cranberry for me

[@FierceBoi325]

I’ll have 7 UP

[@caiobarreto6550]

As an octobrush main, the octobrush section is incorrect, we never had brains to begin with

[@bloomerangplays6669]

1:46 as an Inkbrush main, this is very accurate.

[@flamaerao]

As an octobrush main, who needs thoughts when you have ZR, explosions, and Spider-Man

[@stinkyizzy3975]

dualie mains getting jump camped for the 5th time in a row (just dodge rolling doesn’t save them)

[@borus6123]

This is very accurate

[@finiraelkhami8251]

As an inkbrush main, I feel deeply offended by the sonic comparaison. We are way faster

[@borus6123]

Impossible! No one is faster than Blue blur!

[@FierceBoi325]

Except the splat 2 MPU Brush

[@kirbo22]

Nah the aerospray one 😭

[@borus6123]

They just like shooting at the ground, nothing harmful

[@smokywreck]

As an octobrush main, 101% we do that. Why use brain when you can just rush in?

[@borus6123]

It's just that easy!

[@kingrippzard2027]

All one needs in life is that sweet sweet quick respawn

[@boxiischild4712]

This is actually very accurate....

[@libertyadams5961]

Holey crap the eliter one was so accurate 😆they can mess you up from pretty much anywhere on the map

[@novinovi-]

As an eliter main, you flatter me lmao-

[@Red_velvet_cookie.]

1:54 as an octo brush user i can confirm because how this works you ignor everything and just head STRAIGHT to the enemy tesm's spawn and destroy them because of how broken the stupid brusj is

[@zorlord7507]

As a person that mains both Trislosher and Undercoverbrella... I know.

[@ScrugglyEldritchBeing]

You thought normal e-liters were horrible to deal with, how about a e-liter that can play like a bamboozler successfully

[@borus6123]

Pretty scary

[@sorryiateurcookie]

the charger ones got me dude they were just too real

[@King_United]

As a former areospray main and now a tri-slosher main I have to agree with those statements. At the start of the match tri-Sloshers will just do whatever the fuck they want honestly

[@GeoDash7u7]

As someone with two stars on Squiffer I can confirm that I am indeed a frog

[@mysryuza]

0:29 Is so me. Like, nearly every opponent team got no variety outside the shooter, charger, and splatling class while my teams are decked out in stringers, Nozzlenose, Brellas, pretty much any non shooter, splatling and charger class 😂 At least my teams (despite being trash) had the s p i c e

[@borus6123]

Exactly, pure respect for people playing with weapons that actually require a lot of skill and aren't an easy mode like majority of shooters

[@LegendaryHeroponRiki]

Regular Slosher mains are really hard to come by

[@ThePuff18]

I play Goo Tuber for the gimmick. The gimmick is that it’s spam. *and I’m proud* _kinda_

[@qiblisluvr]

zink mini splatling / nautilus mains fighting for our lives

[@lillymckinnon7853]

1:14 Splat Charger roast. Is that me dropping a Splat bomb or just shitting myself in panick? Either way it seems about right lol.

[@borus6123]

It's supposed to depict a charger player throwing a bomb in panic when being approached by an enemy. It's kinda a reference to what my friend says whenever she attacks any charger with her roller and witnesses the enemy "shitting out a bomb in panic" how she describes it.

[@TheRealLTO]

1:29 as a Slosher main it is accurate when I am playing with a friend and I kill them they just complain all I must say to that is skill issue

[@rebeccalotto8001]

silver aerospray was my main before & after the special weapons nerf.

[@borus6123]

It's pretty fun weapon, fizzy spam is enjoyable with this weapon

[@ko4erga686]

With octobrush you cant just rush on X battles, but on low rank yes, just off brain and rush

[@FierceBoi325]

The Bloblober one was so true

[@drkgon]

0:47 as a splattershot nova main, missing only 5/10 shots is lucky😭

[@CloveChicken]

I’m an ink and octobrush main and both of those are very true lmao

[@v0idvice640]

can’t wait for part 2.

[@bluee2425]

It’s perfect. And so relatable lol

[@connormcnulty6377]

As an Undercover main you’re 100% right and I hate it

[@borus6123]

Don't worry my brother, I too am sad of the current state of this weapon

[@da_pwo]

That explosher one gives me an idea😏

[@borus6123]

Oh? What is this idea if I may know?

[@da_pwo]

Trap and kill

[@libertyadams5961]

@@da_pwo pls no more evil 🥲

[@da_pwo]

@@libertyadams5961 I'll only do it on Zipcaster

[@jmann531]

Me when I'm against a bloblobber:☹️ Me when their on my team:😈

[@falcywu]

Tri-slosher user here! We indeed have no brains lmao

[@i.can_t.think.of.a.handle]

I’m pretty sure I’m the first reef player that actually doesn’t spam the special

[@borus6123]

Well congratulations to you, you're playing the game how it should be played 👍

[@RahRizzle123]

Yall won't be calling the L-3 bad when I come in rainmaker with the 17 kills

[@borus6123]

Good for you. I actually like this weapon a lot but it's getting overshadowed by other simple-to-use shooters

[@pumpkin2474]

Me as snipewriter main, explain how I got 1600p as a charger in splat zones

[@borus6123]

Lmao, that's a good one xD

[@nickeh8341]

as a sloshing machine player wdym? whats grass?

[@zimnytypo]

Polak w splatoon o cholera co se stało. Also UNDERCOVER BRELLA SUPREMACY

[@borus6123]

Tak jest! Bardzo rzadko kiedy widzę kogokolwiek z Polski grającego w Splatoon. Wiem tylko o serwerze Nintendowa goomba na Discord, ale i tam mało co ludzi gra w Splatoon. Jednakże jeśli szukasz kogoś do grania w Splatoon z Polski, radzę ci sprawdzić ten serwer :)

[@zimnytypo]

@@borus6123 już tam byłem. Kiedyś miałem sporo znajomych online z którymi grałem. Ale teraz nie i narzekam znajomej żeby kupiła switcha nonstop XDD

[@borus6123]

@@zimnytypo jeśli mam być szczery to Switch jest tylko dobrą inwestycją jeśli ktoś jest zainteresowany graniem w tytuły Nintendo

[@zimnytypo]

@@borus6123 kocham nintendo. Od 2015 dopiero sie super zacząłem interesować. Ale od zawsze miałem kontakt z Mario zeldą. Nadal inchaluje masowne ilości copium. Bo mam nadzieje na Majora mask remake

[@witchnessp]

As one of the rare people who uses snipewriter, I do indeed explain to people the reason for its damage output when I get the chance 🤓

[@borus6123]

You need a big brain to comprehend such knowledge

[@maintainrain]

hilarious