Can You Beat Dark Souls While Poopwalking the Whole Time?

[@Sheer_Purple]

There's only one toilet in Lordran. It's in Gwyn's boss arena. And brother, I gotta poop

[@Svenir]

Oh shit, I'm sorry

[@jaredcrabb]

No wonder everyone is speedrunning, they gotta go😂

[@raumfahreturschutze]

@@Svenir sorry for what?

[@anthony6929]

And brother I'm prairie doggin

[@Jeremie-cc2qq]

@northernlion kinda thing to say

[@DragonWoolf]

Imagine seeing a ghost of another player doing this while you're just doing whatever you do

[@Stolen_skeleton_tf2]

You need to be really careful When even ghost of dead person shit himself

[@henriquelopes9899]

I'd reckon they'd probably see a normal animation on their screen

[@OrionStarzz]

Looool😂

[@elliot_rat]

​@@Stolen_skeleton_tf2 died of poopants

[@tdoyr]

Bro got unfinished business 😔

[@tomm9056]

"If you T-pose just as the walk animation transitions back to the idle animation, Poop-walk is triggered" beautiful words

[@KlaireMurre]

this is the true secret cat helm ending we've been looking for for over a decade

[@tomm9056]

@@KlaireMurre oh god the cat helmet... Memories

[@lilbee281]

Saying this combination of words to a Victorian-era child would cast a hex on them

[@thesacredtomato5214]

​@@tomm9056woah, can you elaborate on what the cat helm ending is? I'm trynna look up it up and it feels like I'm searching for an esoteric myth lost to time 😭

[@yamicats]

​@@thesacredtomato5214same lol

[@Skimmerlit]

“I modified the game so I could begin with pre-browned trousers.”

[@divinecomedian2]

Well, they're not browned yet. He's trying to not brown them.

[@MaxiMarzzz]

the only way ceaseless is somewhat difficult: not being able to walk because the chosen undead shit their pants

[@el_buro]

Ceaseless discharge but if you run there's a ceaseless discharge in your pants

[@STIR-FRIED-SUBWAY-RAT]

Nothing could prepare the chosen undead for the ceaseless discharge in their pants

[@ihhh174]

Damn

[@JessicaMorgani]

Shat* Because it's in the past.

[@TheRhalf]

@@el_buro Might also apply for Queelag

[@willfreakman86]

Kingseeker Frampt: "Hello, Chosen Undead! Is it something urgent?" Chosen Undead: "You could say that."

[@johnheim14]

I love how it literally affects every other animation, the dark souls engine truly is a work of art.

[@makhtydh]

fun fact: “poop walk” is actually unfinished dark souls II animations being triggered

[@CommonApathy]

It's a state machine, which are still used in Darks Souls 3, but was in an early state in DS1.

[@KvltKvnt]

It's like that as well in the original RE4 but in reverse with the shotgun speed glitch.

[@its_andrune7272]

*work of fart

[@MerrStudio]

It makes sense if you know how rigging works. There's probably some weird interpolation between all these animations that causes this funny outcome. Pretty common when you make your own game

[@caplag]

"Go to the bathroom! You're shitting yourself!" "[dodging fireballs and giant swords] noo. not yet"

[@fsh_outta_wtr]

Goated reference

[@hawkbirdtree3660]

Now that I think about it, this makes sense, since there are no toilets in Lordran, excluding the bucket in your starting cell.

[@kt3radactyl]

They just cast invisible weapon or chameleon on their poops

[@Begbras]

The normal path to Blight town is where all the shit goes... Avoid at all costs!

[@Ostr0]

​@@kt3radactyl 😈 They won't see it coming

[@andrewanderson1755]

Lordran is the toilet

[@summonfish]

This is why we were really searching for the lord vessel

[@SpencerFcp]

The fact ladders are coded that way is borderline hilarious to me.

[@scottellis1204]

who knew Miyazaki growing up reading manga in another language would lead to a poopwalk playthrough

[@clinicallyarsonistic]

fascimating, shit begets shit

[@joebobby1412]

Miyazaki knew

[@KneeCapHill]

The origin myth of dark souls is bs. He was just reading Berserk and copied 90% of it

[@randominternetuser2599]

@@KneeCapHill yeah, he said he grew up poor and had to go to his local library if he wanted to read some books, but what are the odds that a random Japanese library happened to be full of fantasy novels in English? I don't buy that story.

[@Chicky_Lumps]

​@@KneeCapHill Berserk copied death metal album art.

[@astroreflux]

0:28 it doesnt beg the question.

[@imLidan]

Then why am I on my knees praying to the fuckin lord 🙏🙏

[@astroreflux]

@@imLidan aye true mb g

[@longlivethe9989]

-prescriptivism-

[@Sigmund_Grind]

I beg on my knees to differ

[@astroreflux]

@Sigmund_Grind sorry bro the car is full. But ill hit you up later or someshit.

[@Poenitus92]

no duping, only pooping

[@fauxfirefur]

A wrinkled man, slowly waddling towards you, poop nearly in his pants, wounds mystically appear on you once he reaches you as he astrally projects his sword through will alone.

[@daveybonesOG]

"Try finger but ceaseless discharge"

[@SpicyPunkRockerOfficial]

You have the right

[@moonverine]

Miyazaki is proud that you've finally uncovered the true game he had envisioned.

[@OnlyWaifuYT]

46:23 the image of the Black Knights desperately trying to cross the fog wall to save Gwyn from a man who's about to shit himself is one of the best pictures I've seen in a while

[@mememaria4073]

1, hey looks its internet celebrity *rabid dog noises* 2, when a man is gonna shit himself, he'll shit yourself first

[@23Butanedione]

God only knows what kind of pictures you look at you pretend cosplay female anime character

[@timmycu]

God only knows what kind of pictures you look at you pretend cosplay female anime character

[@wexdust]

God only knows what kind of pictures you look at you pretend cosplay female anime character

[@MrIG511]

@@OnlyWaifuYT God only knows what kind of pictures you look at you pretend cosplay female anime character

[@CharlotteMimic]

The underhand firebomb toss is cracking me up. He looks like he's skipping stones.

[@DepressedCrow]

That has about as much strength as the animation in DS2

[@infamoushacker4chan883]

The image of a chosen undead who's probably been holding one in for unknown decades, if not centuries slowly making their way to Gwyn so they can get some relief in the Kiln is uh... quite something.

[@TheSilly6403]

Their tightness knows no bounds

[@Boomblox5896]

Will the turd put out the flame or fuel it even further?

[@SlimeBlueMS]

GET OUT OF THE FUCKIN WAY I GOTTA FUCKIN SHIT *kills gwyn in 3 hits*

[@zzzzzzz...3380]

​@@Boomblox5896 you might consider saying "even turder"

[@ChikoWhat]

having a challenge run about acting like something is up your butt narrated by kermit the frog is peak youtube content.

[@Xarith93]

oh thank goodness, i was hoping someone would attempt full poopwalk run

[@cuddlequeen3225]

When do you ever think about this

[@wexdust]

@@cuddlequeen3225 those who know will think about it

[@jojoreference1012]

Why would you ever think about this

[@Xarith93]

@@cuddlequeen3225 daily

[@Xarith93]

@@jojoreference1012 because poopwalk is king

[@shellnut]

1:30 poopwalk is triggered! :D

[@emilaltg]

you had to let the poop out to ring the gargoyle bell

[@Poenitus92]

and then had to re-shit his pants

[@Snowfireblues]

​@@Poenitus92diarrhea is really rough

[@Porkey_Minch]

"Ringing the bell" is a rather elegant euphemism

[@Espartanica]

Don't worry, he put it back in

[@gonkley]

the poopwalk + move swap is such a great combo. looks like you're playing dark souls as a poorly articulated action figure

[@diediedice]

Dark Souls Barbie when

[@Sevagox]

I didn’t know I needed to watch this until now. Dark souls players are truly resilient.

[@parallaxninja456]

haha my same thoughts

[@fritzfxx]

Some people like suffering

[@Nb_2089]

27:14 “Oi where’re you off to?” With that poop walk waddle made my day

[@Robot_Eva]

And he waddled away

[@jacobislucas]

Poop walking is basically “what if Darksouls was inspired by Monty python and the holy grail”

[@ERROR-CitationNeeded]

His name is Brian!

[@niaure6516]

This is a perfect statement. lol

[@Ostr0]

Monty Souls

[@nathanwhitley3358]

The wood sound effects in blight town sound an awful lot like coconuts 🤔 I wonder if a sparrow bright them there

[@gort42069]

@@nathanwhitley3358 well what kind of sparrow

[@OscarGreenworth]

I saw the thumbnail and went “WHAT DO YOU MEAN POOPWALK?!”

[@literallyjustgrass]

13 years of playing this game and i had no idea this bug existed, instant click and what an absolute treat lmao

[@madcat789]

The Chosen Undead's entire journey was spent looking for the bathroom, and ended up consuming a life's supply of Taco Bell.

[@Ostr0]

Lmao

[@mrrooter601]

I hope this character was named DSYP

[@Mephil]

So that’s the kind of bells they visited

[@ChosenHawk64608]

"play dark souls it's peak" the peak in question

[@jenbooob]

By linking the first flame with his shit, the chosen undead has flooded the next age with a putrid mass, giving rise to the age of poison swamps

[@Bigboss-fr2kg]

So that's where putrescent knight came from 😮

[@jaredcrabb]

I have no idea how a pile of shit can make a horse skeleton that rides its own skin, but theres been weirder stuff.

[@Bigboss-fr2kg]

@@jaredcrabb must have been one of those take your clothes off kind of shits, where you're holding onto the pan for dear life

[@jaredcrabb]

@@Bigboss-fr2kg Oh, I get it. It shit out its skeleton, and now it has to ride it since it cant put it back in🤣

[@Bigboss-fr2kg]

@@jaredcrabb just one big lump of skin and shit 😂

[@wanderingcalamity360]

The only way this could have been better is if you grabbed the brass or favor set to complete the C3PO cosplay.

[@ryankeeler8300]

As a man with IBS, I can finally relate to a game protagonist. It's a dream come true.

[@tflees]

SAME

[@ryankeeler8300]

@@tflees ibs bros unite!

[@CLSharpman5000]

I feel it.

[@hundkebab2433]

my man got the iDubbz curse

[@M_reapr]

How does it feel to be included in the big boys club?

[@UtubeWatchu]

I just realized at 2:31, even the collapsing animation is cut in half; your guy doesn't fall all the way down when the asylum demon clobbers him with the hammer, he's lying down at a 45 degree angle mid-air.

[@chrislevack405]

Ive beaten this game a dozen times... watched several hundred Souls vids... this is my first time hearing "poopwalk" in this context. I love this game.

[@thatlittlemonstrosity]

I always thought the poopwalk was ds2 exclusive for falconers but apparently not

[@pooyataleb2514]

it was in a glitch exhibition for GDQ as well. that's where I heard it from

[@chrisrichford3997]

The sheer derpyness of poopwalk+moveswap is killing me 😂

[@parleyeon7951]

"Ladders work by counting how many steps you climb" WHAT I swear, even working in the QA (albeit not for a long time), the amount of sheer jank in video games never ceases to amaze me

[@ERROR-CitationNeeded]

Yes, it’s truly a miracle DS1 even made it to market in the incredibly bugged state that it launched with

[@GlorytotheImperium]

​@@ERROR-CitationNeeded it bugged out the bugs

[@TheKrangled]

That's like the opposite of jank. It's a rather elegant solution. It's counting animation cycles. If it didn't the only other real option would be to have a dedicated climbing animation for each ladder. Instead you just define per-ladder how many times the animation is supposed to play.

[@nickb8755]

@@TheKrangledelegant.

[@zakatalmosen5984]

@@TheKrangled you could also use a trigger box at the top and bottom of the ladder that queues the get off animation, which is probably the normal way to do it. What you're talking about is probably how it works in games where ladder climbing is a single uncontrollable action. Using trigger boxes allows the map designers to just pop down a box without having to assign ladder length parameters to every single ladder in the game while also preventing issues that arise when animations don't play properly. This is all my opinion btw, I'm not a professional dev.

[@Justin-fd7tg]

Ceaseless discharge versus the infinite poop walker was true poetry

[@joevanweedler]

i'm 37 years old and giggled at every time you said poopwalk

[@devcrom3]

I'm 35 and poop is always funny!

[@kraken3022]

I was like, I'm a grown ass man and I still laugh way too much at this. Hehe poopwalk

[@Spellweaver5]

The thing that makes it funny isn't just the name, it's how accurate it is.

[@monochrome_baku]

I had to pause the video the first time I saw the walk animation because I couldn’t stop laughing

[@shemsuhor8763]

Peepeepoopoo is both the zenith and nadir of comedy; nay, of life.

[@dust133]

It’s effecting every animation. It’s like the movement and rotation value of every limb on every animation is halved. It’s amazing.

[@ergovisavis]

This adds a whole new level of urgency to the game

[@ItalianTomato26]

1:14 ah yes, let me do a bunch of jumping jacks so I can warmup before my adventure. Fuck I shit myself

[@Happigail_Adams]

props to the chosen undead for holding in his poop so that this video can be uploaded without getting taken down. the true hero of our time.

[@Poenitus92]

the only bathroom in lordran is in the kiln of the first flame. I mean sure there's blight town, but I don't blame him for not using that one.

[@EnigmaAlpha11056]

Incredible economy of movement, there. The reflexes of a grand master. Constipato knows you don't need flashy animations and over-the-top maneuvers. A flick of the wrist earns a parry, and up comes the sword. At long last, he has defeated Gwyn and ... oh, oh dear, he's really letting loose in the Kiln, oh no.

[@Rianmt795]

I love how every move is so half-assed😂

[@magnezoleum]

bro has bigger priorities

[@sinom_00]

no you misunderstand... his ass is full

[@insanelyheinousbeefer]

technically it's full-assed

[@kyucumbear]

The firebomb throws and greatsword swings are hilarious xD

[@TazAlonzo]

Bro REALLY needs to go, he can't swing his sword. That might loosen things 😭

[@scottt7309]

Can only imagine what the bosses are thinking when your character enters the arena.

[@GretgorPooper]

When you really need to take a crap but the nearest toilet is in the Kiln of the First Flame.

[@bluebottle9555]

2:56 canadian accent detected👀

[@sy7h]

Dark souls with kings field movement

[@andrewdupon1488]

Dark Souls: Prepare to Diarrhea.

[@philiphunt-bull5817]

Poop walk move swap looks so overwhelmingly silly, it's great

[@kyle21843]

25:56 "of course poopwalk makes things more complicated than necessary" what a fucking sentence

[@brettpardue8786]

Next challenge run... "Can you beat Dark Souls while pooping your pants in real life?" No changing your undies until Gwen is down either.

[@FriedrichTheGreatest]

N-nuh...not yet whathehel....

[@BrunodeSouzaLino]

A streamer drank half a bottle of laxative and tried to speedrun FNAF Security Breach before pooping himself.

[@sirattlich1893]

Until your mother comes in screaming: "GO TO THE BATHROOM, YOU'RE SHITTING YOURSELF" while you autistically respond with "nath yett"

[@Lost1ntheSauc3]

Gwenneth paltrow

[@LoganRed-fu2ks]

@@BrunodeSouzaLino for real?

[@Mavion89]

THE LOATHSOME DUNG WALKER

[@marblepants]

Thank you. I spent the whole video laughing at an undead man trying his best to walk

[@gamma2816]

How dedicated of him, truly the chosen one, shat his pants in the cell but chose to continue his quest without changing a single time, every time he rested at a bonfire he further smeared his problem only to still get up and continue once more, what a hero. 🤣🤣🤣

[@___.51]

This is the only extensive gameplay footage of dark souls I have ever seen. As far as I know this is basically the normal experience but with slower movement.

[@ratking413]

Tbh after the first few playthroughs, yeah

[@0Sareena0]

This video plus its comment section are one the funniest things I've seen this year, quite literally

[@PureArchon]

Never seen the firesage boss fight get so tense before, definitely had to poopwalk after that one.

[@BlueLightningHawk]

47:15 The Poopwalk Challenge is over. You may go poop now.

[@xxthelinkxx3296]

The quest to rekindle the first flame ... via burning intestinal fluids 💀

[@GetBodiedSon]

I've seen poopwalk before. I was not prepared for the nirvana that was poopwalk plus moveset swap.

[@aitoralvarez1212]

It's so funny to see the Chosen Undead use the Zweihander like it's a pocket knife

[@TheBladeOfTheVoid]

The gwyn theme majestically playing at the end while you poopwalk around is beautiful

[@castdoom6499]

The animations being at half their angle is the best part of this bug.

[@YujiNanaya]

What we didn't see were the hidden stats. Chosen Undead had 99 in Bowel Endurance, man's a legend in holding it in for that long.

[@nathanwhitley3358]

This is the greatest challenge run I’ve ever seen. Guy is dead serious explaining poopwalk in detail 😂

[@SxC97]

"Call me a king, because I'm always crowning" -The Chosen Undead, on succeeding Lord Gwyn...

[@JonesyMcDanes]

I'd like to imagine the only reason he did all this and linked the fire is because he was told it would cure is unending constipation

[@ncrtrooper1946]

Walking slowly everywhere? Check. Ladders are a central plot point? Check. Defeating supernatural enemies using normal weapons? Check. Yep, this video is MGS3: Snake Eater✅ What a thrilling revelation

[@fanfer5618]

"Dark Souls challange runs" just Peaked here and that in 2024, thats crazy

[@Schmoqyyy]

The narration was almost funnier than the challenge itself

[@D3Z3R7]

I've been poopwalking my whole life. Only moving half the distance despite taking just as much time. Falling off all the ladders that everyone else can climb. And I've never stopped looking hilarious and moronic. On the bright side, I'm very regular.

[@somedude4832]

I wish you good luck and better shits

[@Lemonator32]

8:48 The way your character just scoots around and pokes with ludicrous damage is so funny to me😂

[@Youtubin20]

Finally, a laxative friendly run 100/10 giggled like a lunatic in public

[@Pineabble]

I feel like you fully enjoyed saying "poop-walk" throughout this and I fully enjoy hearing it every time. I loved watching him skidoodling. The player character looks so cute like this.

[@richardface4504]

This has me actually cackling, most aptly named glitch of all time

[@killwind]

If I ever poop my pants I'll walk like that. It'll be a Dark Souls reference.

[@jacobislucas]

The moveswap zweihander is the funniest thing I’ve seen all day

[@Furufoo]

Feels exactly how I'd probably fight if I were holding in a shit, in a way it improves the run's theme even more lmfao

[@torivega310]

It feels like he just bonks enemies with 2 meter long sword gently

[@TheSalad666]

It looks like an astronaut knight

[@nothereanymore3941]

@@TheSalad666look man cut him some slack if he swings any harder he’ll literally shit himself

[@TennoSkoom]

Ah, so this is the legendary figure DS2 Falconers learned their choreography from. Laugh all you want, but shitting your pants is evidently peak performance in Dark Souls world!

[@kiz1000]

Omg this is brilliant. The I-pooped-myself throwing animation for the firebombs had me giggling 😂

[@Iamnamedthemuffin]

“NYEH.”

[@Pinetreemoto]

It’s like he can’t unclench his ass because mores on its way out

[@yurimaldonado4966]

Dark Souls really is the modern hero's journey. Every human being on the planet can relate to the chosen undead, even the ones who shat themselves

[@thepower7803]

There was something unexpectedly funny about the poop-walk zweihander rapier moveset glitch animation

[@necromancerboyo3394]

Finally, his journey had come to an end. The Chosen Undead could finally relax his cheeks, and take a dookie so pure, so soul cleansing, the gods wept in the face of such joy.

[@them631]

I love how all the animations look exactly like someone with unintentionally filled pants trying to beat Dark Souls except for the chugging estus animation. It looks like how a chill dude would smoothly gesture at you with a drink in hand, like casually greeting a friend who showed up at the party

[@napalmballwipes]

i love how you commentate this like tutorial/walkthrough could probably be legit helpful if someone wanted to attempt this

[@monsterr.hunter1339]

I almost cannot watch this video i promise im more mature than this but this god slaying character walking around like hes carrying a log in his trousers has me creasing

[@Kain1805]

1:15 Bro this shit is cracking me up 😂 The jumpscare T-poses and then the poopwalk 😭😭

[@virtual-vibe404]

Finally a poop walk video!! I've been waiting for this

[@Exploud]

Dude I couldn’t stop giggling during all the video, listening to your semi-serious commentary with that glorious footage is poetry.❤

[@aks47u]

Watching while on the loo 👍

[@someguywithaquestionablese9465]

loo while on the watch 👍

[@iain2080]

Poopwatch

[@tienshinhankikohobeam4970]

Same

[@pretentiosaurus]

we are the poop watchers to splee's poopwalker

[@tienshinhankikohobeam4970]

@@pretentiosaurus Poopwatchers from Dark Souls 3

[@monaka581]

I read the thumbnail. Then watched the preview and I cried. I love dark souls.

[@benpatso]

I’ve waited my entire life for this video

[@nathanmuller3963]

When i finished the video i could not beleive that it was 47min long ! That was really good, Thank you for answering a question nobody has ever really thought about

[@metalmagerin3]

An immortal snail is chasing after you. If it touches you at any point, you will instantly die. However, this snail moves at half the speed of a normal snail, and is moving at a straight line towards you unimpeded by walls, traps, or barriers.

[@lindseytaylor3793]

Finally, a challenge run for us ibs folk. This really is exactly what it feels like when you're not close to a bathroom

[@gooseloose682]

i am in love with the half assed throws of the black firebombs. I giggled through the entire video

[@chickenfarmer321]

The zweihander taking out enemies with the tiniest wiggle of it is so funny to look at.

[@fromthegamethrone]

*kills asylum demon* AND THEN HE WADDLED AWAY!!!

[@studiods6224]

9:16 poopstab makes quicker work of hollows than normal attacks do :0

[@sonosoko3590]

POOPSTAB LOOOL i knew it looked weird 😭😭