Splitgate: When Portal and Halo have a baby! (Funny Moments)

[@WorstPremadeEver]

Download Splitgate HERE: gsght.com/c/w39ivl

[@fluffezic5183]

Hi guys. i love you guys exept for the fact out of all of you i look the most like jake. and that makes me sick and ashamed of myself

[@ricardojorge2026]

@@fluffezic5183 well the real Jake can`t make people sick or ashamed by herselfs by every time he doing jokes, panic and his rookie gameplay

[@fluffezic5183]

i just meant i feel sick knowing i look like jake. i dont want that comparason to be made

[@ricardojorge2026]

@@fluffezic5183 talking seriously and no jokes, don't make care about it, you own yourself even if you look like Jake or anyone else you just have to feel good about yourself.

[@fluffezic5183]

@@ricardojorge2026 wow. thanks. thatsactually very inspirational

[@tekk_web]

The splitgate devs seem like such cool people from their interactions with other streamers I've seen

[@Deathend]

Agreed. Judging by the constant updates, it looks like they're taking advantage of Halo Infinite's MP being neglected. They even have a level editor now

[@CyberGenesis1]

@@Deathend 6 months later - Devs have ceased development

[@NutSaxs]

@@CyberGenesis1 *seinfeld theme plays*

[@apalienn]

​@@CyberGenesis1in fairness it still has more content than half infinite and it was just a money sink

[@saladv857]

Kiwi here, can confirm 4:06 "Gisborne gets shoutout on a youtube channel" is the kind of high quality content you can expect from the nz herald

[@Rainlights13]

sounds about right yeah

[@marshallhanlon6454]

Yeah standard

[@IlahhNZL]

Too fucking real bud, the reporting I've seen over the last couple years has been just absolute trash

[@TheFlaccidBananas]

Not jonk watching himself getting staked by gooby's gun 😂😂

[@WelshGiraffa]

Cath’s attempt at a New Zealand accent and Gabby under Jake’s desk looking for a pen had me wheezing

[@northernalpine4350]

*_"Yeah i bet she is, A really small pen that is"_*

[@kiwigaming09]

@@northernalpine4350 an yes the *pen is*

[@raza9289]

Ngl i didn't expect cath screaming like a 12 year old when she gets killed And they say ellis is salty

[@RuneDrageon]

I mean, there had to be a reason they took a liking to each other.

[@dr.bright6272]

She's just Ellis in a different form

[@coleredmon1908]

Yah but is salt a metal?

[@ImFromIowa]

@@coleredmon1908 no it’s a type of crystalline structure. Plus metals are crystalline materials with a specific arrangement of metal atoms within a crystalline lattice. (Looked up “are crystalline a metal” since the internet _loves_ to criticize others for being wrong) Kinda a cool fact if it’s correct.

[@cwrevenant]

@@ImFromIowa I Am From Iowa's Precious Crystalline Structure Club 😂

[@emperorkaine7041]

"I think most Qs have a U, surely" *cry-laughs in Mandarin and any Chinese dialect*

[@ForcedHandleName]

They did say in English

[@emperorkaine7041]

@@ForcedHandleName I was referring more to how Mandarin and Chinese dialects just casually put "Q"s without "U"s if we use greek lettering

[@kafuchino3435]

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[@jiaqir369]

You can do an infinite loop in the temple map. Sometimes you will have to adjust because the game prevents the loop but it is fun and an easy way to get a new record on the furthest distance by portals.

[@MT-qt3mk]

I got 21km once by staying in it for the whole time

[@jiaqir369]

@@MT-qt3mk Wow haha I think my record is around 41km? I'm not entirely sure.

[@akantiia]

I've enjoyed playing Splitgate, pretty fun little game

[@enigmaodell6806]

Hell yeah for free? absolutely. I'm actually tempted to buy something just because I want the devs to be making money.

[@Helfirehydratrans]

It's especially fun because there isn't as many try-hards because I'm still new and not many people understand how to use portals

[@HunionYT]

I remember when split gate was first coming out and oh boy it was a server mess but other than that fun game

[@Homeless_Pigeon_History]

Downloaded it after this video, super fun

[@Jonah891016]

@@enigmaodell6806 ul . K Myliimyp L Llupon our Pp P

[@C4TBOYASTARiON]

watching this for the 80th time this month but I just wanted to mention Gabby saying teeth are like stones reminded me of my boyfriend saying tater tots are like little toes. thank you for your time

[@taylormarshall1197]

I have been watching you guys like for a year now or so but had no idea Gabby grew up in NZ, that is awesome! I am a new Zealander myself and honestly the guy riding thou McDonald's is so real and happened today in my town

[@lisa-mariegarciaperea4365]

Loved it, that Ellis was so happy about a good "redacted" :-D very wholesome ;-D

[@jareththegoblinking3191]

I’m hearing Gabby Wheeze while Cath is talking. Unless Gabby/Cath is using a soundboard and messing with everybody, I’m convinced Gabby and Cath are two separate people

[@TheShadowPhantom1]

Bruh

[@d4rkpr1nc39]

Oh boy. Not this again. XD

[@the_tactician9858]

What are you on about? Cath and Gabby different people? That's preposterous!

[@wonderdakka]

Y'all always manage to make me smile & laugh.

[@pagannova3621]

I remember hearing about either this game, or something incredibly similar to it, a long time ago. glad to see it's gone forward

[@anc757]

Alex asking if he can sew the skin into a bag just gives off nightlords legion vibes and I love it.

[@cmdrquillon9398]

Honestly, I don't often fall for the whole sponsorship thing but that game actually looks *good*! Might have to give it a look.

[@tanglekelp1857]

Oh don't worry, this game actually has a ton of effort put into it, the community is great and the devs often communicate with the players

[@apalienn]

@@tanglekelp1857 and its better than a tripple AAA company cough cough halo infinite

[@avalonaura4076]

Regarding the Qu-word argument, I went through a huge list of Q-words looking for one that didn't have QU in it, and found "Qat," which is basically a type of drug, and more commonly spelled "Khat" anyway. On that note, I'd like to start a petition to change the term "Cathed" to "Qathed."

[@sketchyinfinity6091]

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[@1nfinitune533]

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[@snakehead4213]

Qaid

[@flaming_skull]

7:04 this story has me laughing nonstop

[@zackelly7245]

"Feed me father, i require nutrients" Was the best

[@flaming_skull]

@@zackelly7245 it was

[@AdventuRaven]

I'm so glad one of my favourite games is getting more traction, I never expected you to be sponsored though!

[@northernalpine4350]

okay. Jonk yelling _Parley_ and actually winning against Elis and taking Alex down with him cracked me up more than it should've

[@DanteSuper95]

"Don't lie" Ellis is the best

[@SethTheSouthernWeirdo]

Alex is becoming more and more like Buffalo Bill(Silence of the Lambs). It's funny and concerning. 🤣

[@0Sweetsy0]

One of the best complations I have seen in a while

[@austinhoover4962]

10:37 I KNOW jake’s soul shriveled up a bit when he said that

[@TruePirateKing12]

Aww good to see Alex and Ellis with a healthy relationship.

[@baitomuiguro7447]

6:36 cracked me up so much that my sides are hurting from laughing

[@lordofcreation3498]

The timing of that sneeze lol

[@jameshulm8580]

Trust me as a Kiwi, Gisborne is very out in the sticks. Most of the South Island is, to be fair

[@dorianravenswood1568]

I agree and im a kiwi as well

[@Cbyneorne]

As a Kiwi also, Gisborne is in the North Island.

[@jameshulm8580]

@@Cbyneorne right, forgot about that since it's so out in the wopwops

[@smiffy197]

I love Splitgate, so happy you guys are doing a video on it. Long overdue this organised chaos playing my favourite game!

[@wbsiwvejdnd]

"Are we all ready?" "Emote" My humour is fucking shit

[@marciliojunior9599]

Ellies "don't lie" took me out 😂😂

[@Bennicilline]

just looked up where Gisborn, New zealand is... it lies on the coast of Poverty bay... this is just a gift that keeps on giving...

[@jams5700]

I have been waiting for this for too long love you guys

[@JustmeandBob]

I honestly don't even nees the gameplay part, their banter and discussions are more than enough to make my day :)

[@bwshermanthenon-germansher6040]

Fun fact, they made a death metal (or death core I guess, it’s hard to put a genre on such work) cover off billy eyelash (or whatever she’s called)’s bad guy (by Alex Terrible, the lead vocalist of STP)

[@Phasmanian]

Bro that is perfect drawing of a bee

[@bzrklarz4295]

5:44 To quote an unhappy and lonely man “What are her qualifications, other than SLEEPING WITH THE BOSS??”

[@alansmithee419]

3:48 Down to the depths with whatever muttonhead thought up parley!

[@CRUSH40RULES]

I once saw a guy riding his horse on the footpath. This wasn't even in the middle of nowhere, this was on a busy main road in the suburbs. I was on a driving lesson, I had to pull over to let an ambulance pass and we parked next to this dude on a horse! Lol

[@duckinatree5724]

new zealander here, can confirm, we had a wild boar just wandering the mainstreet once and no one really gave a damn

[@Revoku]

not sure what hurt my brain more, that they think the mom actually does the growing of a baby or that they completely ignored that complete fail for the backwards hands lol

[@yourimctavish9125]

Got crippling depression..but this content is better than any meds that I've been prescribed...great content guys keep it up 👍

[@silver_0ver_gaming]

Ellis may be right about bad guy, but it is still a f#@king banger!

[@lordvader20k]

Looks like Jake and Gabby were thinking with portals

[@canadiancanucklehead8310]

Shower thought! *A space suit protects you from nothing*

[@LukeFG]

Gabby makes a good point about how cells are capable of producing the right type of cell for the body yet they all come from stem cells

[@codwayfarawey2084]

Love the content! Keep it up.

[@neethsuesvoldar3865]

The bee on the desktop bit had me crying

[@hogfry]

I'm not sure what accent Cath was going for there but I'm pretty sure it's the best one for using Ikea furniture names to summon lesser demons...

[@Adipose69]

"We put Gisborne on the map" a small town in a country that itself routinely gets missed on maps

[@Blackraven6]

Wow this looks like a halo game you can actually enjoy playing. Finally! XD

[@TheSpartanKing]

“Feed me father, I require nutrients.”

[@davidcooper7286]

Sulky: *sneezes* STFU! Cath: oh my god! One of the best parts 😂

[@EndergamerEndergamer]

Glad you guys tried this :) didn’t know if you actually were going to

[@tjgingerninja7844]

Love this game, I love that it completely negates camping as there's a portal for every corner, love it when people try to camp and I can just jump out a portal a dome them

[@Connor_Top_Lad]

This is hilarious I was laughing the whole time you guys keep getting funnier

[@ItWasMyMicrowaveDude]

Great vid as usual keep up the good work 👍

[@Martin-rh6bn]

Mate you would've watched at most 1 minute of the video... At least try to come up with a convincing comment when you are begging for likes or wait at least 12 minutes...

[@lukerowbotham7570]

If Ellis hates that Billie Eillish song because of the lack of music then he must hate The Real Slim Shady😂

[@jack-exzolt9858]

This channel have been my source of games to buy and download.

[@zaincassis2612]

This game is actually amazing.

[@ZaggleFrog]

I like how the thumbnail is actually the same person looking at themselves

[@themasterchef9784]

I for one would like to see more of this!

[@ferhanbozdogan7379]

I love ellis and Alex cause they are So relatable.

[@ferhanbozdogan7379]

And a little bit of Jonk is in all of us I guess

[@notgood1321]

Ah yes, a quatarmigan. My favorite bird.

[@CaptainRhodor]

That bee is going to haunt my nightmares XD

[@kingcobra4733]

I'm just glad splitgate is getting some love from people nowadays

[@drafer100]

This is the first time I play a game from a sponsor video and it's great

[@lunadarkness4280]

Ah yes, the worldwide famous Quird, the Quigeon. This honestly made my night 🤣

[@kerianhalcyon2769]

I like that games like Splitgate exist. I feel like there should legitimately be a demand for more "Halo-likes," as opposed to every other FPS that isn't doing its own thing being a carbon copy of Call of Duty or Battlefield. My craving for a good scifi FPS that doesn't have 343i's grubby fingers all over it has never been higher.

[@mrbrit8842]

I find it funny that during the promotion he was struggling to read the script

[@kingdomrains]

Congratulations Gisborne, over 100,000 people now know you exist.

[@dmitripilar2593]

every other time i heard gabby say 'becomes tourist town' i always heard 'becomes terrorist town'

[@ceri9719]

omg, im so glad i found this channel! super funny! I think Ellis and Cath are my favourite

[@dr.bright6272]

That's so Alex. New reality show

[@leopardplays5554]

1:40-2:00 Finally found the death swearing comp

[@tokland6827]

9:00 Trolling "bodybuilders"

[@orthipjuchen7417]

7:12 look at that editing!holy!!!!

[@alexsmith6482]

...and then you hand that baby to *THESE* 4 babysitters.

[@TheCatSlays]

I just hear Jake yelling and doing dumb things then all of them say like what the hell

[@dasaskarbova2574]

I loved playing this game so when I saw this I couldn't believe my eyes

[@thatwaffleguy4958]

I feel like all it would take is one end of a portal facing outside the map and chasing people around just to open the other end of portal where they'll land after they jump to beat Jonk and the Gang, and now I want to try it.

[@Josh-pt8jb]

If Alex was smart enough he could've asked the color of the pen and Jonk would not have the choice but to say "the *Pen is* [insert color of the pen]

[@Sasha6w33]

He would've said: "The pen is made of leather"

[@Sorikee]

Love Alex's random quips 😂

[@jameskeetley2059]

New series! Deep thoughts with gabby.

[@knickleknack]

proud to say splitgate is still up and going!

[@hudsonsmith9581]

I heard Gisborne and thought "hmm did they live close to me" but turns out there's Gisborne in Australia and New Zealand lol

[@dogf421]

spiltgate is what i thought half life 3 would be like, because obviously it would be a coop game with freeman and chell

[@AdhDyslexie]

4:08 All five of us say hi :)

[@BuCK3T33R]

When you work with two nurses from Gisborne and wonder if they know Gabby

[@stevencarlton2332]

Holy shit Jake, at 7:02 that was a big brain move you did there

[@tohpingtiang4878]

It's fully automated. Unless the mom ate something weird that interrupt the baby growth.

[@marcusdaloia2974]

I feel like Gisborne is a village rather then a town. Gabby is apparently a villager.

[@Zack_Zander]

7:37 No… _No…_ XD

[@Nukesmith]

I'm going to test that "hey do you know gabby?" thing now

[@AflacMan13]

If I ever visit New Zealand, I'm visiting Gisbourne. Just for giggles.

[@thepidgeonbirb]

I remember the first time me and my friends played this, though, the only map we played was the stadium.

[@JohnJohnson-vf1kk]

This is yet another example of how Cath is clearly saltier than Ellis

[@NekroYowane]

This is kinda insulting tho: "Completely free on playstation!" Germany: "pay 25 cents to play this free to play game"

[@simonheath1192]

Hearing that Gisbourn thing was like yep that seems right for here as a Aucklander myself

[@alexandermiller7330]

I know you drew that bee for him but I want it as a tee shirt for work Monday. Pleeeeaaassse