"Spongebob: Battle for Bikini Bottom 666 Version" - An EPIC Parody Creepypasta by PhantomStrider!

Fellow KZbinr PhantomStrider decided to write a parody Creepypasta and wanted me to check it out. So, I did! Maybe this could be a pilot episode for more viewer-suggested/written stories in the future? :)
Thanks to PhantomStrider for writing this silly little story! Here's his channel: / phantomstrider8
Amazing background images by Spencer Cain: www.spencec.net/
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Parrot image: www.freepnglogos.com/images/p...
Funny Satan image: www.pngkit.com/bigpic/u2q8q8u...
Spongebob Battle for Bikini Bottom Rehydrated main menu footage from The Only Thijs: • SpongeBob SquarePants:...
Hamburger meme from: • Hamburger meme (origin...
Mama Papa Brickolini from Lego Island: • LEGO Island - Mama, Pa...
Green screen blood effects from Green Screen Guy
Smoke gif from: gifer.com/en/2iiG
Guinea pig image: www.kindpng.com/imgv/Txxmohx_...
Skull image: freepng.pictures/download/sku...
Katana image: pngimg.com/download/46959
Diced tuna image: www.nospoonnecessary.com/wp-c...
Earthbound fire sprite from: www.videogamesprites.net/Earth...
Certain sound effects courtesy of freesound.org users:
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[@phantomstrider]

My favourite creepypasta storyteller reading my story?! 😀 you read it exactly how i pictured you would too 😁 Thanks for the years of laughs my friend. I think I've found a new writing hobby 😄

[@theaverageartifactcollector06]

Wow good job for making a creepypasta

[@HoodoHoodlumsRevenge]

Glad to hear it, man! 🤘🏻

[@theaverageartifactcollector06]

Yea it made me laugh the whole way through

[@LauraOnDuty]

Beware of Spongy! Dun dun duuuuuuuuuuuuuun!

[@discosheep2946]

That was a great story, I loved it!

[@anaveragegamingchannel1843]

Forget about a sequel. I want the origin story for guumpstoomp pirate man

[@HoodoHoodlumsRevenge]

Fantastic idea!!!

[@weldingofisaac]

*ultra spreme hyper realistic beaarrd Goomstoetp

[@Niagaranobs]

Nice profile pic.

[@jett9631]

Haven’t even seen the video but reading this comment tells me this is going to be funny

[@gregzotter6189]

It was just a semi-evil version of Patchy the pirate, in all likelihood.

[@kawligabranson]

Dude, that was so horrifying that I vomited *hyper realistic* blood.

[@thesandwich7151]

Hyper realistic Humburger

[@micharosa6201]

Hiper realistic beard, which started bleeding along their tiny hyper ultra mega frickin blablingly realisticaly realistic veins with bloody hell blood of stomach and beard

[@gnome5057]

I vomited cartoony blood

[@i_have_changed]

and beard

[@DownHillgamer]

I bleeded hyuor realstick vomit with blood

[@krunchski9852]

"Spongebob knew.. he shouldn't have *drone* "

[@orenges]

I'm still laughing at that

[@josephik2374]

Thank you for that

[@piggyman-st8iu]

Spongebob drone striked the Iranian genral confirmed?!!!1!111

[@Xorevre]

Spongebob knew he should not have drone a car so we set out for revenge

[@gregzotter6189]

@@Xorevre Too bad he didn't have a patty wagon, as you apparently "Don't need a license to drive a sandwich".

[@j.rockin1650]

*pulls up mother 3 as he says sad* Not again. I'm not... strong enough.

[@idk-ov9oh]

sadly it's extremely accurate

[@georckbread3403]

you're not a *Strong One,* i see

[@silverchariotova2900]

@@georckbread3403 How does one make a comment, Edit it, and still manage to make several grammar mistakes?

[@georckbread3403]

@@silverchariotova2900 i edited it for the bold text. i was refrencing Strong One, the song that plays when you fight claus

[@warmcorpse_]

I want to see a creepypasta called Spongebob: Dehydrated

[@pinpillow1]

Holy jesus yes

[@MD-zz5lz]

YESSSS

[@blazmatic1216]

yes i will make it now

[@wormdeath]

Spongebob Drowned

[@Weebish_Dragon]

w a t e r

[@starangelflybynight1785]

2:29 spongebob be vibin- that dance is the dance of his people.

[@meowlit7498]

This review is H Y P E R R E A L I S T I C.

[@giulyblaziken268]

Just like the blood

[@northpenguins]

Just like not the blood that one time

[@darksonicyt5430]

This comment is very *HYPER REALISTICT*

[@fallenwish8968]

@@darksonicyt5430 this profile pic is hyper realistic

[@vaselinehands6723]

It’s obvious that he didn’t care about the weird things because it’s clearly a glitch

Because as a *smart gamer* myself, I wans't scares

[@karaoconnoraliasraidra]

"...I vomited beard." Oh, so that's why Steider is always clean shaven! (I made a typo when typing "Strider" and in the spirit of the video I left it that way) Also, could we talk about how satisfied Squidward looks at 5:45-5:46?

[@bobbymcbobmcbilly322]

Welcome to our cuuult welcome to our cuuult welcome squidward welcome squidward welcome squidward welcome squidward

[@imjustgr8]

*_" sHUT YOUR HALF-WIT PIE HOLES! "_*

[@Shok-_]

squidwardxxxxxxx

[@timdaferretmailman7297]

The line "I would like a refund, please" made me laugh out loud. xD It's so casual compared to most other protagonists. They would completely freak out at that point, or the guy that sold the "garbage bootleg thing" would've disappeared.

[@taurenmills]

I still think SpongeBob should've have drone a car.

[@sageinfinite9809]

Hey hoodo guess what... I can make my eyes HYPER REALISTIC

[@godmodeextreme]

But can you make hyper realistic blood come out of you hyper realistic eyes?

[@sageinfinite9809]

@@godmodeextreme yes I can make hyper realistic blood come out my hyper realistic eyes that are hyper realistic

[@godmodeextreme]

@@sageinfinite9809 ooooooooooh

[@fireknight4151]

On a side note I have a idea that the reason why so many interns get so much access is because one of their duties is to go threw episodes looking for any haunted episodes. As you can guess they go threw alot of interns

[@derpysponge43]

The Moral of the Story is: Do not get games from Patchy the Pirate.

[@thomasoates3003]

The amount of effort that went into this parody is astounding, and it pays off; it reads like a lot of the rubbish on the internet. Your style of reading really adds to the experience, though. Keep it up. 2:24 The screen went bluck, eh? This was written't by northerner!

[@idk-ov9oh]

yeah, i just think it should have things like: bad ponctuation,bigger paragraphs and these things missing (like less obvious and more bad details)

[@alywayart]

“I looked sad..” **shows Mother 3** dang man why you gotta break my heart like that

[@andrewabate2570]

2:32 did that blood happen to be Made with unitys particle system

[@blueraspberry9285]

I love the nods to the phantomstrider collab video, that's how I found your channel and I religiously rewatch it because it never fails to make me laugh.

[@codyward5124]

PhantomStriders a h*ccin legend

[@jasondilick-9072]

The story was so scary that I puked out of fear. I in fakt puked so hard you can’t grasp the pukiness of it

[@emotionalsupportfurry8284]

"I told ya that game was going to eat ur soul :D" "NO, YOU DIDN'T. GO AWAY!"

[@JoelTheParrot]

I feel like the spelling errors are too on-the-nose, not that i'm an expert in that. For instance, Gumestop is a bit too purposeful, considering U is nowhere near A. Besides that though, it's about what I'd expect from this channel, but a bit more.

[@Emilightning]

I think my favorite part was when the lightning thundered.... truly spooktastic.

[@ERRORDownBad]

I think I pissed my pants after you read this, this story is so scary. 10/10

[@nessmarsh]

game thoery- the gumestoop man does is patchy pirate?!?!?!? in all seriousness, i loved this little pasta. it was a hilarious lil romp :D

[@bluurryyface3773]

Thank you, hoodo. I’ve been watching you for years and i’ve really seen you grow and i love your personality and comedy. I get excited when i get notifications from you.

[@randomperson6580]

Some months later this is still a classic.

[@JargonMadjin]

As soon as they mentioned Patrick with a katana I thought about the Spongebob anime

[@fakename1137]

i thought that this was from 23 *hours* ago, but it's from 23 minutes ago, and i'm proud of myself for being early for once

[@SoshiTheYoshi]

You wanna know a real creepypasta? GameSpot's BFBB review

[@CranSo]

it was truly terrifying

[@doomslayer2466]

What about IGN's Doom Eternal review.

[@SoshiTheYoshi]

@@doomslayer2466 That too. Along with Game Revolution's Pac-Man World review

[@theworldisajojoreference8342]

This reminds me of a JoJo lost episode creepypasta I made as a joke. I was writing it while constantly updating my mom on the situation. The both of us were cry-laughing

[@samanthamcclish]

“I vomited beard.” Just had me die of laughter, best moment in this story. 😂👍

[@JustanotherGOOSE]

Well this was a ride...I love PhantomStrider, I've never laughed so hard at a trollpasta

[@Neetbrown]

"Vomitted beard"- HoodoHoodlumsrevenge 2020

[@maybunny25]

My fav part was at the end where he shared his pizza with the homless man.

[@barkthespark6076]

the pirate coming out of the soup is truly the scariest thing I've ever seen

[@ultimateinternetman4335]

this is absolutely magical

[@remyrichardson8614]

My cat scratched my eye last night, I had to go to the ER in the middle of the night. This cheered me up. Thanks, HHR!

[@DatScharger64]

Can we have a trollpasta where the protagonist is just lolling at all the haunted game's attempts to spook him until the evil ghost exorcises itself from the game in sheer frustration and buggers off?

[@orvillejeter7993]

This is one of the funniest trollpastas ever, and i did not realize phantom strider made this.

[@redlinrangerstudio5331]

hey man, good to see your still around

[@VitaeOS]

We need more spongebob trollpastas. Your spongebob impression is spot on.

[@rock__mos]

Glad i found this channel again

[@lqu]

I only have one thing to say about this... this is pretty *_EPIC_*

[@dantedisbrow3987]

This is perfection

[@timtamc7541]

he sounded so happy to be talking about and reading this at the start it was so cute aaa

[@theshadowchild2.088]

this is beautiful, 11/10, and that is a fact.

[@TheMaskedFox288]

Ngl this is really wholesome

[@Grey_Warden_Invasion]

That was amazing

[@taylorwright7428]

I love this one so much, especially since it had a happy ending! Don't see a bunch of those in these kinds of pastas!

[@arielruh7773]

It's beautiful

[@pundertalefan4391]

This was funny, but actually pretty epic with the reccipt plot point. XD

[@aurorasaura5907]

the minecraft zombie noise you put in made me jump because im playing mc while I listen and I was like "wait i thought i was in peaceful mode"

[@a_mother_of_felines]

best creepypasta ever 10/10 IGN

[@rebeccamount50]

This is the scariest creepypasta I've ever heard! I'm going to have nightmares for sure.

[@galaxionart9338]

Great troll pasta! Wonder if the pirate was Patchy...

[@kiprenthepirate3512]

The "Spongebode" thing caught me off guard not gonna lie, I like how it is literally a reference to one of the SpongeBob creepypastas that you read in the past.

[@ov3rwh3lm]

Thank goodness for the misspelling of words I was worried there wasn’t gonna be any

[@floobadoo99]

The callbacks to spongebode really seal the deal here

[@ooeygooeygoodra3068]

Oh? This was today?! I honestly thought this was an April fools joke that went under my radar

[@Danniboi03]

Hey do you think one of these days You could possibly do a video on Crash Bandicoot Creepypasta's? Also this story was amazing! 😂

[@AlexDayz]

11/10 best story ever. Would love to see ugen

[@allyssaparker2716]

good on josh very funny pasta. Love u strider

[@EpicGamer_SansheeFreddy]

*Now that was e p i c .*

[@themedia1271]

Parody creepypastas would be a great genre for me because I'm dyslexic.

[@Corvus_Corax_2004]

Very funny, did laugh.

[@pundertalefan4391]

Heck yeah! Let's go!

[@zombiesalmon4997]

I had this crappy grin on my face the whole time

[@aannoyingcaat]

This is so spooky tbh, my hyper realistic skeleton bones are fully rattled

[@dollknight3947]

The texas chainsaw massacre reference for sandy was a nice touch.

[@skintubby5566]

this is if every bad creepypasta he reviewed combined into one trollpasta

[@ScorpionTamer]

wtf wtf wtf!!!! The second, and I mean the very exact second he read "as liteneen has crackled and boomed" It thundered so loud I actually jumped XD

[@Lautyrr]

IDEA: Top 10 Best Geosheas' Creepypastas

[@vojska8938]

Hyper ultra super photo-realistic you say? That's some extremely realistic blood.

[@thatonehaloguyyouknow2281]

Do you think you can make a vid of Halo creepypastas? Also, thank you for making videos. They make me happy and are just funny. Thank you!

[@michelleritchie2578]

The 9 people who disliked this video are just jealous that they can’t create anything as epic as this story

[@isbryanflyingordying2202]

Spongbob sure wasn’t ready when this cam out

[@INKreal]

maybe you could say it was a... *TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE OOOOOOOO-*

[@TheAceFireFox]

Now that was an adventure

[@jonhoughton372]

Squidwrrxxxxxxxxxx sounds interesting, I'd love to hear his story.

[@lxstfulgrxvestone69420]

very nice :)

[@SuperCatPrincess]

The peak of this video was when Dennis said "sad" and a pic of Mother 3 flashed on the screen

[@annigram]

the funny title and thumbnail drew me into the video, along with it being a hoodohoodlum video. only to see in the extended title that it was made by PHANTOMSTRIDER and proceeded to lose it.

[@turtledud2353]

Spoopy

[@indumatipngtuber2790]

Oh hey, I've wrote a few trollpastas as well because of you and Yuriofwind.

[@HoodoHoodlumsRevenge]

Yuriofwind is a good boi!!

[@indumatipngtuber2790]

@@HoodoHoodlumsRevenge He sure is.

[@trinket5969]

THE WAY YOU YELLED SPONGEBOB HAS ME DEAD 😂😂😂😂

[@kara_thewolf7518]

“Pattik weld a giant katana” *spongebob anime intro plays in the background*

[@capsulecat8569]

The perfect Creepypasta doesn't exi-

[@telson1583]

We need more trollpastas in this channel

[@famoussession7426]

This video was so hyper realistic I swear I could feel Dennis’ hair

[@lisabeckett7460]

i like this video

[@pringlesman3349]

Honestly, I kind of wanted to see them go into the cyber world and have to fight monsters to get the receipt back... It would be pretty funny. Like, I want them to acquire weapons and stuff. It would be full of funny comedic creepypasta clichés.

[@vhproductions]

Yknow, after seeing this video, it reminded me of that one South Park creepypasta that I sent to you somewhere in the comments or something. Actually, new series idea: Creepyfanstas. Fan submitted creepypastas.

[@molokiariwi1646]

Creepyfantas

[@alecrutz6979]

I'm curious as to how PhantomStrider wrote in the misspellings. I'm sure a lot of them are intentional, but I wonder how many were an accident that he left in on purpose

[@NatTheRufusSimp]

I'm currently working on a creepypasta and lowkey hope that hoodo reads it

[@megakoopa-pokemonandmore6152]

Can you do a part 2 of scariest Pokémon creepypastas? Or maybe a reboot of the Jeff the Killer story?

[@doinkythedoinkiest]

This was..... interesting...

[@emotionalsupportfurry8284]

Making things bad on purpose his [freak]ing hilarious!