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[@smoot2337]

PLAY WELCOME TO THE GAME

[@TheArnasHorror]

Is it good? ^^

[@Error-su1yo]

+The Arnas Yeah! Welcome to the Game is a game based on the Deep Web, a part of the internet that is hidden and very dangerous. The deeper you get into the Deep Web, the more likely you can get kidnapped, tracked, or hacked.

[@porkeggyeolk]

+Shirley The Shells Your.....pfp is Tao right?

[@TheArnasHorror]

Shirley The Shells Whoa! I should play it for real on my content then!

[@welcometoairdank2185]

No pls no that game scares me to hell because it's real . That will happen to you if you search up what the person in that game did . Srly

[@danem2215]

"The following shops appear to still be open" *Dark Alley* My local Dark Alley is not open 24/7 :(

[@buiscutdog9090]

Oh mine definitely isnt. I wish it was though, I'd love to get the snow they have in stock.

[@thelusciousgamer1547]

I cannot relate

[@Nietabs]

@@thelusciousgamer1547 then you can't relate

[@Nietabs]

@@buiscutdog9090 my favorite in Dark Alley is that one guy hugging a woman aggressively. So cute and heartwarming

[@buiscutdog9090]

@@Nietabs I don't even remember what I was referring to in this comment so this is very out of context for me but it makes me happy to see someone reply to my comment. Thank you friendly ztranger

[@Dasher-qr8lf]

(Sees the title screen pop up) Me: fuck that. Nope. (Exits video) it's 3 in the fucking morning I refuse to do this.

[@crash4661]

Ok.

[@Pays7]

Wahahaha😂😂😂

[@axeandace7728]

lol well fur me it's literally 11:59 what a coincidence

[@axeandace7728]

looks behind shoulder* AHAHAHAAHAAAAAAAAA

[@somedude1561]

How would you see the title screen if you're too blind to notice the obvious horror title and thumbnail?

[@mcdepressionwithlargefries5313]

i consider this a drunk driving simulator

[@collins1800]

aubrie hatfield more like "Drive while on cokane simulator"

[@alexad7282]

More like “tweaked+awake for 6 days+driving” sim

[@ShadoeLandman]

More like driving in West Virginia, except there aren't nearly enough potholes. (I'm from WV.) Cows in road? Check. Random pedestrian in the middle of nowhere? Check. Flying garbage can? Check. Roadkill? Check. Fog? Check. Random crap falling out of the back of someone's truck? Check. Horribly twisty road? Check. Train? Check. Some little a**hole throwing junk at you from an overpass? Check (usually only on Halloween). Etc.

[@Mikeplaysdbd]

Ash Radke ayy u got 69 likes lol

[@wildman510]

Yeah no one drives right and the car drives like your drunk and it has no tires

[@benmeleschnig9843]

Aw why'd it have to be 29:59 ... Just make it an even 30:00

[@ceceliac5176]

IKR I was think the same thing

[@Jonnie153]

true

[@TheFallenSith]

58*

[@metalpizza7787]

OCD

[@katiee3654]

+Rollins no it's 59 Well for me it is anyway

[@taylorjones5695]

"Fucking pothole god damnit" I'M DRIVING HERE I SIT, CURSING MY GOVERNMENT FOR NOT USING MY TAXES TO FILL HOLES WITH MORE CEMENT.

[@jester1812]

YESSSS TØP CLIQUE WHERE U AT

[@morganputman6530]

|-/

[@APeelingG]

inb4 the road is made from asphalt, not cement

[@inkblxt]

my dudes

[@pizzaandchill1397]

|-/ Stay alive, clique

[@aliyahcabillaje6005]

what's a zombies favorite place to drive?..... A DEAD END!!

[@doom3166]

Love it! xD

[@Jonnie153]

wow well looks like I know where to avoid during the apocalypse

[@hunter120hello]

*slow clap* Heh... heh... good one.. *slow clap* :D

[@jensengeorge1128]

i was just about to make that joke ;-;

[@ogwhigger9349]

badumtss

[@sillygoofy1893]

"What is your request of the dark powers?" A pet named Steve

[@ThePilgrimLad]

I would like to borrow your voice, it soothes me, it arouses me. Sorry?

[@Potato-sh7ds]

Do not be sorry it is the same for all of us

[@janelysaldivar3087]

his said he wanted a bigger penis really mark.

[@lisahernandez5718]

MARK I WANT TO MEET YOU AND JACK MY FRIEND DOSE TOO BUT WE WON'T BE ABLE TO GO TO VIDCON😭 SO I MOST LIKELY SEE YOU EVERYDAY ON KZbin WHICH SUCKS BECAUSE I WANT TO MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE

[@Potato-sh7ds]

+Lisa Hernandez same bruh, same

[@lisahernandez5718]

+Potato life is so cruel

[@jadethunderhoof288]

Jesus Christ. I've been looking through the comments for about 3 minutes now and all I see are 12 year olds who keep spamming quotes from the damn video, a stupid hashtag about JackSepticEye, and some little kid asking Mark, a grown man, to stop cursing in his videos. Not to mention some little shit who honestly thinks KZbin is going to shit because of the "drama" even though most of said "drama" happens on Twitter more than it does here. Welcome to the KZbin comment section.

[@timesnewroman-]

Who cares, my dude. Shit sucks anyway.

[@dwilson8509]

thank you for saying it -_-

[@tspoter]

Gg man, gg...

[@lumirogen4432]

I could not care less.

[@ericagracee]

Thank you. I needed someone to say this

[@ashitomarisu]

12:29 Oh great. We must have entered Satan's hidden lady tube.

[@xafeer]

satan is gender fluid

[@elliotjohnson6263]

YES.

[@_plg]

oh dear

[@Alumirust]

Fuck off.

[@jaiaunise7728]

+Alumirust -_-

[@viviannguyen8502]

*fire starts* "omg how do I fix that???" *fire disappears* "oh no it fixed itself"

[@ZorotheGallade]

This is me with...well, EVERYTHING in my life.

[@DrakeAsleep]

@@ZorotheGallade Nice!

[@alexandramilosavljevic7459]

Grandma: Meh.. Demon: Meh... Purple Cadallac: *PUT ON THE FREDDY HEAD AND HIDE LIKE A BITCH*

[@nanothetuber865]

lol

[@symphora4454]

why do i feel like your from undertale hmmmmm either gaster

[@JunDageki]

that's the puppet from fnaf.

[@Hoodie403]

ikr

[@symphora4454]

his face though when they add the lines into dat face like left is up and right is down

[@TmntFazbear]

*"You've met with a terrible fate, Haven't you?"*

[@Hosstoka]

I respect this comment. #LOZ:MM

[@Hosstoka]

+Random Cat haters gonna hate

[@clovere8180]

wheres that from can't remember XD

[@TmntFazbear]

I believe it was from Majora's Mask..?

[@clovere8180]

Hmm I don't think so

[@LucidPoseidon]

Just wish for immortality. Boom, you can't die.

[@LucidPoseidon]

Though, I suppose some things are worse than death...

[@mirppuli966]

You would then see all of your loved ones die

[@danz5274]

Get tortured i guess..

[@wegwog]

Uhh Immortality isn't the same as invincibility you can die still.

[@LucidPoseidon]

wesley naiman Immortal, adjective. Living forever; Never dying or decaying. So, no, you can't die.

[@creeperchicken8822]

Genie: You have 3 wishes, what will they be? Me: I wish for more wishes Genie: You can't do that. Me:I wish I could do that Genie: Hold on I have to check the manual

[@glados5065]

If that doesn't work i wish that i could wish that i could

[@beigebeige3556]

GLaDOS if you do that you litterally have just enough wishes to wish for more

[@MarshiiNiakilo]

I love this oml

[@payne-pw6jn]

GLaDOS Or you could wish to not be a potato

[@christinejoyinoc9185]

This just made my day!

[@TheZeroNeonix]

"I need you to get these three items: a book, a bell, and a candle." *Walks over to the fireplace.* Here. A book and a candle. Got a bell around here too?

[@aronjames8829]

ikr, there's also a book and some candles when your performing the ritual!

[@aronjames8829]

***** What are you talking about?

[@Lazarultos]

+Aron James The ritual began after you got the three things, it was a time skip

[@aronjames8829]

Zepyrus-G I didn't see a bell there unless i'm blind.

[@jonathanrocca8411]

+Aron James Yo.

[@tycisaughticy8137]

lol why is there a trash can and boxes in the middle of the road?

[@TommyTom21]

The garbage workers are on strike.

[@tycisaughticy8137]

tommytom21 lol

[@silverblade0011]

You obviously haven't been to Detroit.

[@tycisaughticy8137]

silverblade0011 Lol no I haven't. But I have been to NC, SC, Virginia, Tennessee, Kentucky, Mississippi, Alabama, Arkansas and New York. I'll work on Detroit :P

[@cxzmyc]

+EmojiEater Virginias nice, isn't it? Calm and peaceful over here.

[@Aac-yc8cy]

I would've put unlimited wishes

[@jedidiahpercell6383]

2 wishis and no punishment

[@alexier2733]

+Jedidiah Percell you can't get 2 things.

[@ziongamer6905]

How about a wish to instantly get a free wish with no punishment?

[@DarkFlamesDarkness]

+ZionGamer Too long of a wish.

[@ziongamer6905]

+DarkFlamesDarkness .This frustrates me I wanna find a wish with no downside.

[@ethanolol3895]

A PET NAMED STEVE

[@Emily-wh2lz]

HAHAHAHAHHABFDIDNDND omg😂😂

[@hilaryk4326]

I accidentally swallowed a my pet named Steve (Word For Word)

[@Emily-wh2lz]

+Hilary Kunkel well I accidentally stepped on a my pet named Steve..

[@thespooker2830]

potato pootis

[@noima13]

This got me sad ;-;

[@charlesfort6602]

#givemarkipilerdiamondplaybutton Oh, wait a minut...

[@hatsunemoco]

😂😂 #givemarkiplierthediamondplaybutton

[@lowcaloriewater1954]

#givejackhisdiamindplaybutton

[@kat_rina113]

Lol!

[@sibtgaming860]

+Freya Whovian GiveJackHisDiamondPlayButton

[@onpoint807]

I'm proud that he got one

[@Arm4g3dd0nX]

I just wanted to mention that "spoopiest" is misspelled in the title. O_o

[@alicea5820]

you realize spooky is a legitimate word, right?

[@carskata]

+Alice A I laughed so hard at this

[@tate9952]

+Alice A you realize it was a legitimate joke, right?

[@SourFacee]

hahahahahaha omg

[@cow_tools]

+Alice A whereas spoopy doesn't even have a dictionary.com entry

[@imogennnnn]

MARK, WHY? IT IS ONE SECOND OFF 30 MINUTES EXACTLY. OMG XP

[@viviny5834]

That's what I said! XD just saw ur comment after I posted mine

[@imogennnnn]

+Catawell Omg, I'm glad I'm not the only one xD

[@skylerrodriguez9235]

+Imogen Jackson, WHY ARE WE TELLING ABOUT TIME!?!?!? ( brother comes in and says all the clocks broken)OH GOD OUR TIME SYSTEM!!!!!

[@skylerrodriguez9235]

not telling...auto type messed me up... i meant yelling...

[@itsmist-er]

It's 29:58....2 seconds off :P

[@lemononthestreet2994]

When markiplier said "A book, A Bell, and A Candle" over and over again, "P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby way, Sidney," echoed in my head...

[@lemononthestreet2994]

Also, when the car crashes, You can always rely for the windshield wipers!

[@Jackson-xf3wo]

How dare you spell Sydney wrong.

[@naelynlune756]

Qwerty

[@domesticatednubs4615]

Ytrewq

[@DrakeAsleep]

@@onatzeber5601 Thankyou.

[@thetechzter27]

Mark, have you played Welcome To The Game yet?? You should, it's right up your alley!

[@NiGHTSIntoMemes]

Yeah, that would be so awesome!

[@hellthiefchrolosnow6833]

Thank you! I thought I was the only one who was suggesting Welcome To The Game to Mark

[@elliej8277]

YES HE SHOULD!

[@dirtywaterisverynofun5132]

Lmao, we're everywhere.

[@brianna1]

OMG I LOVE UR PROFILE PIC! KOOKIE IS AN ANGEL! ARMY IS EVERYWHERE! ♥

[@ohitkat]

a book, a bell, a candle, and CRANBERRIES

[@gidelix]

Why not granberries?

[@abbybackler2404]

+Niobium Goat XD

[@eduardoloya967]

Why not dingle berries

[@inayah2224]

cRANBERRIES

[@abbienic1342]

Maybe for the wish put LUCK... ? thought?

[@artbookgaming]

Better be specific, so GOOD LUCK

[@renniksboi6001]

the devil will be like "you want good luck?" "well i can give you the best bad luck i can offer!"

[@artbookgaming]

DeAndre Skinner Yeah, I haven't played the game.

[@renniksboi6001]

just making a joke that the devil would give you good kind of bad luck, being that its even worse than regular bad luck

[@Coffee4Cophee]

+DeAndre Skinner I wonder what would happen if you put 'Bad Luck' then..

[@maddytaylor5959]

*buys bible to go make a deal with a demon*

[@elafimilo8199]

Maddy Taylor I thought the whole book, bell and candle thing is for exorcisms. A Bible could be appropriate.

[@_catulus]

That seems counter-intuitive.

[@ZorotheGallade]

Basically, the "holier" the items are, the more time you are given to do the final puzzle.@@_catulus

[@_catulus]

ZorotheGallade OHHH cool!

[@tracexl]

Yes, the quality of the items you choose determines how long you have to clear the last ritual puzzle. Be warned, however, that if your items are particularly cheap and worthless, you will not even be able to do the ritual at all. If that happens...

[@milohouse8295]

Have a nice day everyone I hope you are all doing well :3

[@bionicbabylaser5191]

same 2 u

[@tebonsmite6260]

I'm accually in salt water in a bath tub because I got a ingrown toenail

[@GamenMetJaimon]

To much info buddy..

[@kizzle2015]

aww :) you're the best

[@azyboi]

Thank you! I hope you're doing well yourself =)

[@XhanAnimations]

"You can't swallow all of me" Markiplier - out of context compilation?

[@Raakai]

Mark is so innocent he doesn't even realize these things. thenagainneitherwouldibecauseimtooinnocentanddumbtorealizewhatisay

[@mediocreatbest1290]

+ScreamingPizza same

[@captionhere2905]

>->

[@silverobscurity]

Why did I have to be the 69th like?

[@evilmontica1848]

THESE TYPES OF COMMENTS MAKE YOUR FACE GO RED

[@generalstatic9742]

moral of the game, dont use a demonic ritual to get what you want.

[@TheArnasHorror]

But demonic symbols always help :D! I say that cause I am a horror gamer D:

[@Alyson_The_Meta]

no, the moral of the game is be a good driver and stay out of places with shitty drivers!

[@jennifermanning8029]

I thought the moral of the game was don't eat ice cream if you're lactose intolerant, but that may be because I'm insane... Was I close though??

[@kibble1145]

so true

[@msfs19941]

Worst. Headlights. Ever.

[@Rick-bm5uq]

Worst game ever*

[@legoyoda645]

@@Rick-bm5uq *headlights

[@JPitter1809]

a Book a Bell a Candle BBC anyone

[@samuelcorriveau8110]

LOL XD

[@the2musketeers104]

THAT'S WHAT I SAID

[@matejbeles691]

LOL

[@AmitriBlight]

Literally what I thought of.

[@zaleshomeowner3493]

I noticed that too

[@oddcrafter1270]

"No, Officer, I'm not drunk. I just performed a demonic ritual, and the dark powers keep fucking with me."

[@kellypalestrant2766]

"I probably shouldn't be going full throttle" continues to go full throttle anyway

[@lisahernandez5718]

at 18:29 isn't that sentence from the cabin in the woods the parody movie and they say that sentence XD

[@MattNejfelt]

+Lisa Hernandez No, Cabin In The Woods comes from Evil Dead And Bruce Campbell vs. A.O.D. It is what you say to disengaged the Necronomicon, or Book of the Dead.

[@MattNejfelt]

+Lisa Hernandez No, Cabin In The Woods comes from Evil Dead And Bruce Campbell vs. A.O.D. It is what you say to disengaged the Necronomicon, or Book of the Dead.

[@LivingBreathingPoet]

I was surprised I had to scroll this far for someone else to comment on the "klaatu barada nikto" reference. :P

[@al3xi368]

I died when captions said "orgies" instead of "woah geez" xD

[@judaiyuki5597]

when

[@DreadheadButler]

@@judaiyuki5597 1:56

[@elinrafferty1891]

1 view 9 likes Well done youtube

[@pxff1933]

Now its 22,380 views and 2k likes

[@JayWentGhost]

KZbin isnt accurate sometimes

[@CaptWelsh]

+Ghost Demon711 now its 32 k views 3k likes wtf

[@jordanjackson922]

Old Lady: "I guess my appearance frightens you?" Me: "BITCH YOU GUESSED IT!"

[@DragoNate]

This comment made me laugh!

[@FluffyPantz-qy9rj]

Ha!

[@sinkholesusan983]

+Ethan Gilles yous right

[@thundrhawk]

Uhh.. Excuse me? It is "Perhaps my face...(etc.). Still though, #Relateable

[@bedsideflea5849]

HA! YOUS RIGHT!

[@OculiCorvus]

My wish: I want to bring my mother back from the dead. The cost: one leg and my brother's whole body, with an additional tax of an arm in order to keep my brother's soul. Yay.

[@juliamaki117]

ha ha ha ha ha hahh haaa... ha. shut up. I'm totally _not_ FMA trash.

[@mandilogan7229]

That FMA referance though.q

[@sansfangirl4life439]

FMA for the win. :3

[@YourHuggyFriendo]

that's some nice armour you got there. it must of cost you an arm and a leg

[@OculiCorvus]

James Aplin Nope. Just an arm.

[@snapeyaoilover]

Ah! Bird! **bam** Well, that bird had a bad day --Markiplier Quote of the Day

[@Ange1ofD4rkness]

Bird Strike, mark it!

[@_catulus]

"Eternal life! ...so I don't die!"

[@danate3849]

That's a garbage quote.

[@skylarrose3799]

Note to self: Never go on a road trip with Markiplier.

[@DarkFlamesDarkness]

Do you think he gets chased by demons regularly?

[@lqu]

Skylar Little you mean note to 100 people

[@skywolfpowell2910]

+DarkFlamesDarkness that only happens when he doesn't have his jump scare defense up (middle finger) 😂😂😂😂

[@irl8799]

I agree fully

[@lindaklimm7009]

Skylar Little I think you mean ALWAYS go on a road trip w/ mark

[@goldenmask2737]

"You've met a terrible fate haven't you?" I think Ben Drown is haunting your radio.

[@delaneyklutes]

or the mask salesman from legend of zelda

[@xmazorax8075]

+Queen Ashley huh I always thought that Ben drowned haunted computers...

[@ghhjnbghjn8921]

Rick G I don't think you guys have any idea what the hell you're quoting...

[@dbzgtafgirl]

You shouldn't have done that.....

[@HamazuraGOD]

isn't his name just BEN?

[@quantum1425]

I feel like this is based off a creepypasta called 11 miles..

[@tjarway4555]

that is one of my favorites

[@morganlee14]

Yeah

[@foreveralonealex3686]

I had a feeling it was based of the creepypasta 11 miles, when I started the video.

[@pkcat1]

Same!

[@alexahoza9028]

Yep. Thought the same thing

[@walnutdragon2726]

Night time: check Barely lit room: check Nobody near but dogs: check Mark playing a horror game: check I am now ready to die of a heart attack or not get any sleep tonight. Perfecto :p

[@sixgunshaman1849]

AnimalLover2007 F. Yep 😂

[@nightcaller832]

AnimalLover2007 F. you missed one popcorn *takes out popcorn*

[@irl8799]

sweet night

[@ajweapon9126]

You were supposed to do a capital p now your tongue looks fat

[@AdamFord152]

Yep indeed

[@K311WasHere]

9 out of ten would change name to driving car simulator.

[@chyannepokitl9084]

is your profile picture Papa Franku..?

[@loupquinn]

hahahhahahahaha no

[@marcusmonto1249]

+chyanne johnston That's obviously Mr Bean papa frank is much sexier.

[@poizunlady67]

driving in hell simulator lol

[@hardlyquinn6760]

is your pic mr bean dressed as Jack sparrow?

[@marinkoch4266]

I'm eating a big bowl of NOPE right now anyone else?

[@amaice]

THE NOPEBOWL

[@bellekaren3403]

+Gr8_Space THE NOWL

[@akemiyamada4814]

the nope boat :)

[@brotherhao1510]

Nope. Im drinking it.

[@shad8x936]

I want a big bowl of cheerios with cold milk :3

[@snazzy_yazzy]

I don't know about you guys, but I would've wished for infinite pizza.

[@faithminer640]

That's exactly what I was thinking haha

[@sceptre8911]

Duh

[@JacktheFireEater]

Gravity Falls ref!

[@generalxanos]

Infinite vegan mushroom pizza on gluten-free flatbread, and tofu-cheese. How's that for infinty, eh?

[@snazzy_yazzy]

faith •-• +Moriquendi Gaming Great minds think alike! ;p

[@freddyfazdude9432]

mark: is this based on skill cause i dont have none of that also mark: WE FINISHED FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDIES on 50/20 MODE

[@guzmanperez1990]

Mark:what was that Me:it's ur grandma saying "BITCH U GUESSED IT!"

[@kenvyr]

HO

[@blablablabla7722]

Who can dislike it before you can even watch the video or like it

[@ziayremichaelis]

I know, right?

[@FFlightRisk]

I feel like people are subscribe to him just to dislike his videos xD

[@onpoint807]

Ikr that's so dumb

[@ashurasama7510]

People who hate the success of others.

[@alexlewis4881]

Stupid people?

[@Applecatstime]

Hi! I'm early let's make a joke.. Five men is moving to China named: Bu, Chu, Hu, Su, And Fu, they also got new names! Buck, Chuck, And Huck. Su and Fu decided to stay in China..

[@stefanbozic8880]

What?

[@sierranoplis]

HAHAHA

[@KerushiTenshi]

Nice! XD

[@ashurasama7510]

notice that they all end with 'uck'......so Su and Fu..........wouldnt really have 'ok' names xD

[@shayan4682]

Nice One XD

[@mooregames7527]

What is your request of the dark powers? unlimited wishes

[@TheShinygami9230]

Klaatu Barada Nikto... Does no one get this reference? C'mon man! Scifi classic!

[@jennifermanning8029]

*Groovy*

[@APeelingG]

Army of Darkness uses it since it's supposed to mean "I come in peace" or something similar. It's from The Day the Earth Stood Still; it's what the alien says when he reveals himself

[@serenitybell2795]

i get it virtual high five

[@vladnefarious]

+alkaun123 it actually is the deactivate/stand down code for the alien's robot.

[@alipockets]

Yes! I thought I was the only one who caught that reference!

[@TheMusicalBoy93]

They're not driving on random sides of the road, Mark. They're all driving on the left. This is a game made by someone British. The biggest hint for this? He spelt Maths as MATHS (with an S) and the prices are in GBP (£)

[@reddogf.1389]

the steering wheels also on the left. and hes right about the cars, they switch sides to mess you up.

[@TheMusicalBoy93]

+reddog f.13 It might be that the car is _not_ British. And, also, you _do_ get a few idiots who drive on the wrong side of the road, in Britain, late at night because they're stupid (talking from experience of having witnessed said morons)

[@RealNigga0190]

it really doesn't matters as there were cars going the "wrong" way for both lanes. That sounded more confusing than it was in my head. Let's just say the direction the cars go is randomized.

[@EvanWantsJam]

That moment when you look at the comments to see if anyone explains the end of the game and all you see is a waste of time.

[@lacidavis1028]

his defence kills me every time. 😂👆

[@lacidavis1028]

Blueberry best defense ever right?

[@killear1]

wrong emoji 🖕

[@Taha632RMF]

@@killear1 Did the middle finger emoji exist back then?

[@barickwarren5837]

Wait before I watch, is this that ritual pasta where you are suppose to drive on a road around like 11 p.m. to find a mysterious road to travel that each hour that you progress through puts you through trials that either lead to your death and/or eternal damnation/imprisonment of your soul all for a wish that will come true, either in a way you want exactly or what you truely want that you did not know that you wanted?

[@bluecreator7779]

Thats exactly what i thought. But no its not the 11 mile road creepy pasta. To many parts missing. Possibly inspired by it or it could just be a coincidence that the developers added some features that resemble the 11 mile road.

[@andreaduggins5996]

Oh hey I just commented if it reminded anyone else of the pasta. Suspicion confirmed.

[@drz616]

+blueCreator Yup.

[@kobetaylor5650]

KIRITO SENPAI

[@nerdywithgamesgarcia448]

KIRITO SENPPAAAAIIIII!!!!! If that really IS your name! 🤔

[@KylePlays]

latest i've even been to a upload.. im dissapointed in myself

[@markimoo3351]

lol

[@ethanross225]

You should be

[@Flesmus]

Yea, cause you have no life you have to be early? WTF?

[@Unknown-qg5hs]

well

[@kierstenharper7776]

I think my closest to an upload was like...36 seconds or something like that😂 it wasnt on one of marks vids tho

[@thegamingsquadrant1344]

Here's a cool idea for a multiplayer mechanic. The second player is an excorsist and his/her job is when an illusion appears the second player has to deactivate the illusion before the car crashes.

[@MinecraftMineturtle]

*Bird* *Bird* *Bird* *Bird*

[@tylerchenoweth5017]

Perfect idea hopefully some developer sees your idea

[@tylerchenoweth5017]

No joke perfect Idea

[@JustinAKaram]

Well considering the fact that the character is into satanism and actually ask for a wish from some dark powers i don't rly think he would bring an exorcist with him

[@tylerchenoweth5017]

+Justin Karam I don't like demonic things at all but sometimes feedback is all you need to inspire the next great game

[@HanaRegenhard]

at 12:25 I was like "wtf why is Mark travelling down an anus XD"

[@bratgf]

play welcome to the game, Marki!

[@justaweeb5529]

yeah Mark and the game is really cheap I think $1

[@ivanalexanderong8209]

YAS

[@Excholym]

Great video Mark! I see you have hit the milestone of 13.6m subscribers! I have just recently hit the HUGE milestone or 4 subscribers, I am so Proud!

[@faux3931]

no one gives a fuck

[@grayish2145]

SHUT UP F***IN JERK

[@Excholym]

+GamingXXX Potato I was kidding thank you xD I wish just trying to make a joke thats all

[@diamonddragonx171]

+Excholym damn they hated on you like dogs on bacon!

[@ForestKorok_]

+Excholym Don't let those dickheads ruin your day. They're just mad cause they have a channel too "but nobody came"...

[@mansnilsson3219]

Steering wheel on the right, but still traffic drives on right side? Wut is this magical country?

[@Jonnie153]

Narnia!

[@guesswho6186]

In the beginning they drove on the right side of the road, so the developer may have just wanted to keep us on our toes.

[@upnerom4565]

Asia

[@eleanor9108]

Narnia

[@annoyingkid48]

+Måns Nilsson there were cars driving both directions on the left side the first time he was playing it.

[@sevanahesparza9102]

"Oh hey trash can!" Me: i didnt know i was in the game . -.😔✊

[@beigebeige3556]

How dare they not credit you

[@transarchivist]

Please finish this game!!

[@athenastarbrite2955]

I second it!!!!

[@noiiiiivad]

May it be the 4th

[@loupquinn]

hes going to pull an undertale on it I bet 1 tooth

[@thezlington8186]

Did anyone else feel really uncomfortable about Mark driving on the wrong side of the road for the car?

[@thezlington8186]

Yea, in the end he did, which I'm glad of xD

[@_lexi]

Yes. I live in America and even I was bothered by it because the steering wheel is on the right side of the road, as well as all the drivers driving on the left.

[@_lexi]

RG 1026 No, I know it's normal in the UK, it's just that for half of the video he was was driving on the _right_ side of the road as opposed to the left, which is the correct side to drive on

[@iamdwez2031]

Yes

[@thezlington8186]

I'm from the UK and it's bothering me because the steering wheel is on the wrong side for the side he's driving on.

[@Vortex_Eclipse]

you've met with a terrible fate....BEN DROWNED????

[@friedchickenUSA]

Instantly less scary.

[@chrislajes7291]

That's what I instantly thought of when it said "You've met with a terrible fate"

[@SataruYamate]

yea, its just what the happy mask salesman says in majoras mask, calm down

[@pubblefut]

lol

[@TheDrummerDude17]

Wow, this is a really well made game! The unnerving atmosphere and the old-school graphics and sound effects make it even creepier!

[@jjarhead24]

markipier please play welcome to the game

[@thatbandnerd4887]

Omg that game scares the shit out of me, but yes! Play 'Welcome To The Game!!' That's literally what it's called

[@TheMario64dss]

Is "aw jeez" like his catchphrase now or something?

[@inecorbacho6276]

no "its so cool" ia

[@arizona631]

+Ine Corbacho hahaha yeah he can't stop saying that😂😂😂

[@magnus2643]

AW GEEZ RICK

[@firedisco3279]

he also says "aw fuck" when he gets frightened xD

[@funnyrainclouds2939]

As common as "It's so COOL!"

[@karmadragon3453]

28:10 "You cant swallow all of me" (Markiplier 2016) ;)

[@zackwilliams7729]

he did wish for a bigger dick.

[@VenomQuill]

I looked down in the comments at that time just to find this. xD

[@pykeplayer4007]

😂👌🏻I love you all oh my god

[@connorbishop6866]

I question Mark's mental Intelligence and sanity sometimes

[@infinitycat3974]

Chaos Controller Mental intelligence? As oppose to what? Physical intelligence?

[@connorbishop6866]

Mark's mental: intelligence and sanity.

[@infinitycat3974]

Chaos Controller Oh, I see. Srry bout that

[@killear1]

Connor Bishop still don't make sense

[@lilguy2446]

mark i think you should finish this!

[@loneliberation3483]

No GTA videos? Mark, remember you need to provide us with some! And fans also want more Those night's at Rachel's, just so you know.

[@shadowraven3441]

agreed!

[@blitzvalentine363]

... Mark can do what he wants, and he'll do it when he wants -_-

[@squidsofty8507]

+Cat and Kitty Agreed!

[@sheenaorten7441]

agreed kitty. although... i wonder if he'll play the fnaf sister location...

[@kacperozeero6842]

Nope.

[@strikeeaglechase1582]

15:23 do i have to?

[@strikeeaglechase1582]

+Rippling Dragon but I don't wana 😭

[@Coffee4Cophee]

MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE! JUST DO IT!

[@Binx03]

mark: i should've had my defense up *puts up middle fingers* me: *dies of laughter* X3

[@jazzbean6520]

I can relate... it’s honestly the best defense.

[@xXBiohazardXx]

Though the thumb nail was the ice cube album

[@lukahnapeirogon8197]

I have an album? Yay!

[@o.m.2709]

LOL i know exactly what you are talking about

[@elsjac6763]

"This road seems a bit bad" That's a standard British road right there.

[@h73729]

HHHMMMMMNMMMMM fUnnYYYY JOkEEEE

[@xXrawrgasmicXx]

Beautiful reference :D

[@the_unprofessional_youtube9842]

+CutesyChaos Lol, I still remember that Game Grumps episodw

[@the_unprofessional_youtube9842]

+The_Unprofessional_KZbinr H.F.T e*

[@SeeYouRyu2032]

+CutesyChaos Indeed. As well as the Evil Dead reference on the grimoire at 18:30.

[@styxtrashwitch320]

HAA game grumps reference

[@jaredbradley5014]

KLAATU! BARADA! Ni... (Ash makes a dumbfounded face) Good little reference there. Evil Dead and Army of Darkness is awesome.

[@computergeneratedname7397]

Army of Darkness is one of the best movies ever! I love da claymation skeletons

[@alexistaylor4394]

A little late here, but it originally came from a movie called “The Day the Earth Stood Still.” But Ash and the series is bomb ;)

[@picklerick4706]

Was looking for this comment

[@TristicularTorsion]

a Book a Bell a Candle it makes BBC. BBC us a British cable company. THIS GAME IS BRITISH

[@TristicularTorsion]

ALSO THE DRIVERS SIDE IS IN THE PASSENGER SEAT

[@TristicularTorsion]

THEY ARE ALSO DRIVING ON THE WRPNG SIDE OF THE FRICKIN ROAD

[@TristicularTorsion]

***** thank you. I have skills in THESE kinds of things by watching gravity falls and shows like it. With all that mystery and secrets to unfold.

[@bigweeweehaver]

+Tristen Swales do you really think nobody else noticed.

[@TristicularTorsion]

Lucas I DO realize that. I just wanted to make sure others knew

[@thomasjr4202]

you. couldn't make this one second longer? my ocd is killing me seeing this is 29:59

[@mariahszlachetka5445]

Mine says 29:58 if it makes you feel better.

[@danaaboulhosn5872]

Ikr ! But mine says 29:58

[@kymberleighrenta4149]

I know right!😂

[@rileypolaris6519]

Same

[@2StarsOfDeath]

you are off by a second

[@ArcticWolfOfficial]

5:40 Who leaves a trash can in the middle of the road? lmfao

[@ssantos88]

Probably the same person that left neatly stack boxes in the middle of the road. 5:07

[@DaMuddaSpicy]

Touché

[@name_exe1576]

LOL

[@darkreavenger2054]

+ssantos88 It was me Hahahaha

[@popayoy3505]

a lot of people actually

[@dynamo7685]

hello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome to lblblblblblblb

[@nitrofighter58]

00:02 *does octodad impression* these captions, man XD

[@HLawson1582]

🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙

[@edouardatanesyan4286]

11:00 Mark you crashed into a pole at full speed you most likely would not survive that

[@MissionReportDecember-zh5gl]

^ True. Don't believe it? Look at Paul Walker.

[@aydenbossatron6781]

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[@MissionReportDecember-zh5gl]

+iBounce He still crashed, he still died and was still a fucking dumbass idiot.

[@MissionReportDecember-zh5gl]

+iBounce The End

[@wsipamu4232]

+Mission Report: December 16 1991 "Longing, rusted, seventeen, daybreak, furnace, nine, benign, homecoming, one, freight car."

[@mangetsuderdeutschgamer6580]

Mark... You're driving on the wrong side of the road. Think about it: Steering wheel on the right, using pounds as currency, etc. You're in England, Mark. Also, you don't need beauty, you're already gorgeous!!

[@LucidPoseidon]

there is no right side of the road it seems. you see the cars driving on whatever side they feel like.

[@nisamelis5724]

I though that too but a car went from the wring side the game doesnt care about the rules :D

[@ukiyo-ye1gx]

true, i also hope this game ritual isnt real In reality, elsewise, i don't know what to say to mark..

[@corn3566]

I think it's a highway, actually, seeing as he's driving between towns and both lanes are going the same direction.

[@mangetsuderdeutschgamer6580]

Queen of the Space Derps For the love of Christ and the Gods, a roadway is a roadway whether it's a highway or a backroad. Point is, he was driving illegally because the right lane was oncoming.

[@Draconicus702]

"How do i subtly wish for a bigger dick?" I laugh every time🤣

[@IzzyDizzy212]

When I heard A Book, A Bell, And A Candle, I thought of Beauty and The Beast lol

[@IncorrectHB]

Lol

[@Diana-ws7ir]

So did i😂😂

[@joeboykitz6985]

I thought of Mars Volta

[@hhttp_audreyy]

I thought of the show Good Witch one o the characters have a store called Bell, Book, and Candle

[@CryingZombie666]

*Matthias sing song voice* The beauty and the beast!

[@SideDraft]

You are watching Markiplier incase you didn't know

[@mrtroller9979]

will keith*

[@salmasaridam4529]

oh thanks i forgot

[@tjarway4555]

+Mr troller WTF did you say

[@fiercestpond4722]

I thought I was watching jack!

[@littlelucario4245]

Phew! I thought this was Jontron or something thanks for telling us

[@aguyuno]

"why are these guys driving on random sides of the road" Mark... your wheel is on the right... they're driving British style, bub.

[@aguyuno]

THERE we go xD

[@heyitscandy_gaming9599]

Why did you respond to your own comment -.-

[@thecaptain7259]

aguyuno they drove on both sides

[@irl8799]

first thing I noticed 'bout the car

[@VeryPeeved]

yes, because driving on random sides of the road is the British style... apparently

[@floweytheflower782]

mark why don't you ever ireland to see jack instead of him coming to you

[@MukundAvinash]

Because Jack Is the husband XD

[@ariellajarrett1626]

Maybe because bob and wade are over here to so when he comes here he can see a lot more people

[@aoibhe3290]

yes,plus no one ever comes to Ireland...no one loves us:(

[@thatgayboywithmorefandomst4461]

So is Mark...

[@SilentProti]

Jack attends some conventions when he comes to US

[@alishagriffin1111]

Why does this seem so Fran Bow?

[@haileysart452]

Omggg yes

[@domamv1801]

omfg I was thinking the same thinggg

[@alanvu3212]

This reminds me of 11 miles ritual

[@alanvu3212]

Wait nvm

[@alanvu3212]

+Siddharth Roy Chowdhury I thought it was about the 11 miles ritual XD

[@williamlongshot972]

Glad I'm not the only one.

[@SilverYPheonix]

+Alan Vu You mean it isn't? I swear I thought it was about it.

[@jasminebrown4201]

me too i swear it was made about that

[@Juanpablo31]

soy el unico que habla español ? si creo que si

[@凸益凸-w4b]

Isn't this based off an actual ritual/creepypasta?

[@heribertogarcia534]

shut up shut up shut up im 8 and i read those creepypastas stories.......didnt sleep......cuz i was so scared..........

[@凸益凸-w4b]

Potato Suace Don't be rude to children, jerkwad.

[@potatosuace337]

8 miles

[@凸益凸-w4b]

Heriberto Garcia They used to scare me when I was a kid too, but they aren't real. When you're older, you'll realize how stupid and horribly written they are.

[@ryuushi1]

Right? I thought so too!

[@amandawendin2191]

bUT THAT'S OKAY I'LL JUST AVOID THE HOLES SO U SLEEP FINE I'M DRIVING HERE I SIT CURSING MY GOVERNMENT FOR NOT USING MY TAXES TO FILL HOLES WITH MORE CEMENT that was the first thing i thought of when he was driving and avoiding those holes bye

[@Kate-tv2ly]

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[@kizzle2015]

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[@darudesandstorm1795]

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[@issa4906]

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[@ryland950]

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[@kek-9260]

you should have wished for luck because of the scratch cards

[@hannahm6682]

The game looks like the driver is tripping balls lmao

[@whoslovingmj]

I'm supposed to be reading up for my final exam before I graduate tomorrow but instead, I'm here

[@Neodyinamite]

may the force be with you then ;p

[@whoslovingmj]

+Neodyinamite Thank you

[@PartyCreeper1]

Don't fail!

[@arizona631]

Hahaha good luck ;)

[@whoslovingmj]

+RJW - DANCE I hope not to :/