SPOOKY SPECIALS Vol. 1 - Ft

[@kingbash6466]

A 40 minute Cordery video? Aw, you shouldn’t have.

[@thomaslittle7007]

Found footage is the most hit or miss genre ever

[@kamulecPL12]

I guess they never make them just right huh

[@jacksonschanneljohannsen6478]

Give the fourth kind or rec 2 a watch... i think the only way to use found footage properly is to use it cut in between casual filming.. like those two movies do... the fourth kind still sends chills down my spine, its done so well..

[@Kerwell]

Yeah pretty much. Although I really liked the paranormal activity movies. Idk they were just guilty pleasure

[@iamcuthulu316]

Imma beat the shit out of elvis

[@thomaslittle7007]

@@iamcuthulu316 nah dude you'll never beat the King 😎👑

[@domikrovideos5553]

When I was a young stupid teen, I was really into the Slenderman lore, and this movie doesn't capture the source material at all. This movie turned him into a generic movie monster, in the lore, he was actually scary and interesting.

[@nxctem]

the series Marble Hornets made me fear him more than this movie :/

[@domikrovideos5553]

@@nxctem Marble Hornets is legendary It's funny how it made us scared of him even though he was barely in it though, that was the magic about Slendy.

[@zekezzekekan2144]

When I first saw the pictures I thought it was cool. Then I found out some guy photoshopped those for a contest. I mean I never thought they were real but it was fun to pretend for a min.

[@domikrovideos5553]

@Marc Marble Hornets and other Slenderman themed mythos, which are considered part of the canon

[@zekezzekekan2144]

@@domikrovideos5553 ballora's that he wouldShopRunner place where small children are at and do something with them but it's not clear what. That's why when I explained he came from a Photoshop contest.the guy you made it up came with that story I guess that'sCanon. But they added to the story sense and I guess if you sacrifice one of your friends to him in the woods you get to live in a castle out there with him, that was all added you could always just Google Slenderman lore and you'llyou could always just Google Slenderman lore and you'll get it all

[@Horrormaster13]

(26:58) Exactly. Leatherface just doesn't have enough charisma to carry a whole movie by himself. What made the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre film such a terrifying experience is the entire cannibalistic family with Leatherface as a side character.

[@danielshore1457]

I still remember his introduction into the film was just so sudden and out of left field

[@aydenvavra2153]

Tobe Hooper was the freaking master when it came to horror

[@Spectra651]

"And then the T-Rex shows up." Can we make it a rule that this needs to happen in *every* bad movie from now on?

[@edwardzero9275]

I forgot to mention this. But the narrator dude is awesome with his voice-over. Hope he comes back in the future

[@cordzfx]

You should go subscribe to their movie review channel if you haven't already. "Val Verde Broadcasting". He does the most incredible celebrity voice impressions.

[@edwardzero9275]

Will do, he certainly seems skilled

[@edwardzero9275]

Okay, ngl. Val Verde Is indeed pretty cool

[@jaystreet46]

@@cordzfx yeah he’s spot on

[@richardadesmond]

His Christopher Walken impression is unbelievable!

[@alexandresobreiramartins9461]

The jumpscare sound is because the sudden loud noise causes a physical reaction that people nowadays mistake for a scare. It's the cinematic equivalent of someone sneaking up on you and shouting "Boooo!" And the only reason for it is because movie people have no idea how to make horror movies... or movies in general, anymore.

[@danielshore1457]

The only jump scares I find acceptable is when they like keep building one up and then don't and then like bam jumpscare (for example, girl in her house keep building up like reflections, looking out the windows, slow suspenseful build up walking down a hallway and then when it seems like nothing is gonna happen then all of a sudden out of nowhere bam jumpscare not a loud noise but just out of nowhere)

[@harrytheninj6328]

It's like if a comedian told a joke, nobody laughed, so he jumps off the stage and tickles you. Follow up with a gottya!!! That'll be 5 dollars and we have modern horror cinema.

[@CyberLance26]

Jump scares have been used to scare people ever since the beginning of history and its only very recently that people have started to say that they are not scary because modern horror movies use them so often these days. Also the reason why we feel fear is so we will be careful and avoid stuff that could be dangerous and the reaction you get by a jump scare is the exact same thing that it warns the body that it could be something dangerous and that you should avoid it or fight it.

[@HeadspaceFilms]

Mate 'The Trap Door' intro took me back to my childhood.

[@dexterdextrow7248]

"I wish I could just watch it over and over again" ... well thanks to the magic of home video you can! Truly revolutionary indeed.

[@gilet102]

Please do more spooky specials. You’re one of the best movie reviewers out there

[@tiacc17]

7:57 I thought my video was actually buffering..

[@metalmugen]

Not only do they look like Matthew McConaughey, they act just like him in that terrible Texas Chainsaw Massacre The Next Generation movie.

[@KyoyaGeohound]

Actually, there were VHS tapes that could record for 8 hours that still are sold on Amazon T-160 VHS tapes. I used to record a lot of TV shows and movies back in the day to watch later.

[@pbyn153]

"And its time to lock and load, ese!" Goddamn, quality content right there. Edit: Still baffled that this vid doesn't have many views that I thought it was

[@GamingRoomOficial]

I hear an Austroploitation accent right there, let me tell you that.

[@aspirina5154]

I was literally about to make this comment as soon as i heard him say it lol, what a gold quote

[@edwardzero9275]

Look at the camera bro, the camera is nice bro, I like the camera ese

[@DCausualViewer20]

Cords deserves more credit for this vid. Straight gold, great work

[@elephantpowerproductions]

2:19...I mean to be fair...

[@eagle_5480]

Omg bois, ItS dA dEmOn

[@WarlockX4]

It is scary, therefore I am scared!

[@comixproviderftw_02]

oOh!

[@adamjamestattoos]

Hahaha

[@NoahDaArk]

Cordery’s reviews are so good they should be nominated for a reward EDIT: Also, props to the Mexican gangstas for doing the smart thing and bringing guns with them! Those guys deserve a medal for being smart

[@lukeaugulis]

Love you’re content Cords

[@WrektSK]

The final Leatherface skit you did with the "Anything: The Movie" had me rolling lmaoooo

[@MegaLpso]

I think leather face may have a disability of somesort and that's why he is so easily taken advantage of. Like his disability is one of those ones that is just very sad to see somone struggle with. I think leather face is a unique charachter with that and his crazy family controlling him and taking advantage of him mentally. WAIT WHY IS THERE A T-REX HERE-

[@AubreyTheKing]

Whoa! We don't get not one, not two, but THREE movie reviews in one video!? And it's 40 minutes long!? THANK YOU! This was a great video! Congratulations, Cordery!

[@mistrjt9213]

"...and then fucking punches someone to the ceiling."

[@Boo-urns93]

This is honestly on my top 5 favorite videos from you. I'm on a mission to bring this video up higher in views. It deserves so much more. Gonna be rewatching the shit out of this for the next couple weeks.

[@jackisalive165]

21:40 I haven't had a conscious thought of Trapdoor since i was about 6. My day has been made.

[@mattymox86]

The aspect ratio observation for VHS Paranormal Activity 3 made me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TDM1138]

Say what you will about The Marked Ones, but when the Latino guys started blasting witches with shotguns, I was sold.

[@danielshore1457]

Honestly best one like it had a charm to it

[@Barbozo89]

slenderman movie is so fucking dark everytime i watch it i just see my bored ass reflection on the tv screen

[@lordoshower3478]

Completely agree about Fathom. Best Slenderman film I've ever seen. Actually humanizes Slenderman. Begs for a sequel.

[@smileyattitude6807]

Aw it would be awesome to watch movies with you!! When i first watched slenderman i had trouble staying awake through it

[@claude4617]

Having the 2 comrades from Val Verde was the best Halloween gift for Halloween.

[@julcaos]

I had this playing in the background while doing the dishes, and thought I had heard "... and then the T-Rex shows up, then they have a showdown in the barn..." I had a temporal brain meltdown ...

[@DonDashVEVO]

@CorderyFX I could LITERALLY watch your videos all day!!!

[@jones7590]

'I don't get paid enough for that shit.' Got me really hard xD

[@comixproviderftw_02]

17:26 The camera goes from $250 to $200 to $0 so fast. What a shitty, desperate clerk. It made me laugh harder than I should've. 🤣

[@wolfhawk1999]

I know the buffering thing was just a joke, but I still checked to see if my phone was buffering

[@woolenhat5796]

Going to have jingle bells in my head all night now. Thank you. 😊🌃

[@TheDevilinThePaleMoonlight]

R.lee ermy's sheriff Hoyt was one of the best horror performances of all time.

[@juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370]

9:16: exactly. This movie doesn't give you, as the spectator, a reason to fear the Slenderman, which the fanfilms always did.

[@duplicitousdoritos]

12:35 I can't tell if the mix up of the Paul brothers names was sarcasm or a genuine mistake😂

[@Gideon13397]

I think Slender Man's overall appearance definitely qualifies him as being on a list.

[@WALKUREX]

This was hilarious review cord. Thank you for this.

[@bullguy72]

I wish I could just watch it over and over again

[@kingragnar8023]

0:00 you're welcome

[@noctuanigrum]

The Leatherface summary is convincing even if your eyes are open

[@pri....]

Slenderman THE DARKEST CHAPTER IN THE CREEPYPASTA UNIVERSE

[@FTZPLTC]

Glad to see someone else preferred the original ending of Paranormal Activity.

[@thomaslittle7007]

"what a nice little demon in a house movie"

[@JustToSaveYou]

I un-ironically love the bit with the guns. It's not scary at all but a I love it.

[@psyko9660]

I'm from Wisconsin and remember when the 2 girls stabbed their friend to please slenderman. I also remember when the film came out and was banned at some theaters due to the previous incident

[@Horror_Hellfire]

Love the Vincent Price impression

[@CreepyCorridor]

Not gonna lie I liked the "The Marked Ones"

[@alexhorno]

Amazing video man!!! Love your views and comedy! Please keep these videos coming!

[@lexiconwaffle]

Sad part is, I teach teenagers who talk like that sneeze/soul dialog. AND they'd think it made them edgy. :/

[@shannonlee4622]

yeah when he said they were unrealistic, i was like, have you been around a 15 year old edge lord lmao

[@ethemerdogan1855]

21:26: ” el super hombrey” 😂😂😂😂

[@rythianblack]

7:00 basically the premise of how to summon the Slenderman is simple. Look him up, talk about him, think about him. Slenderman sort of manifests from your own curiosity and mind so the more you look him up, talk about him and think about him. The more you see him and it all snowballs and cascades until his image has driven you mad

[@fulminarre]

This is such an underrated channel this deserves way more views

[@hayley5003]

Movies need to use practical effects!!!! It works so so much better!!! How do movie makers not know this!! Oh my shit the “trap door” flash back! Love it!!

[@curtis5799]

"So we cut to them walking to school when suddenly they remember what movie they are in." Lmao!!

[@ShahroseChougley]

That "WHAT THE FUCK IS A SEQUEL" to Paranormal Activity! >_< :V And the "But Hey, Movies are just an artistic expression! It doesn't matter what my opinion is, or what other people's opinions are .. It's all made for enjoyment! Film is a creative Aaahh just end it" *claps claps and only claps*

[@bh_x4852]

34:29 damn he’s getting cheeks from the afterlife

[@sparksstillfly3857]

I could seriously listen to you bash shitty horror movies for hours. It's so entertaining. We need moreee!!!

[@DavidSusiloUnscripted]

Yes, you can record 16:9 using VHS. I’ve done some projects in 16:9 using S-VHS, actually. Also you can record up to up to approx 9 hours using SLP tape speed.

[@jaystreet46]

I recently discovered the trap door, being an American I never saw it growing up. Love it!

[@leis7454]

The marked ones is the best one in the Paranomal Activity franchize

[@RedragonReviews]

I love listening to your videos on my way to work continue making them please

[@theguileraven7014]

I haven’t seen this movie or done any real research on Slendy, but to me, a Slenderman movie should be a spirited away, lost in the woods, type story.

[@danielshore1457]

Honestly I reckon it would work as a hills have eyes type like a family breaks down in the middle of the forest stuff ensues

[@JuanPabloContrerasC]

5:15 omg thats so funny xDDD great use of the predator XDDDDD

[@crystelsnowflake]

Not gonna lie, you got me with the buffering at 7:57.

[@trelard]

Props for Trap Door nostalgia.

[@thefinalhammer5442]

I deadass remember watching a movie called always watching and enjoying it

[@aarondevoria4944]

Haha! And then the T Rex shows up again!

[@m.hoffman2889]

I know I might get stoned for this but I actually liked the Leatherface prequel

[@graemehayles3302]

So did I TBH

[@m.hoffman2889]

@Andy Dorannuu I don't mean "stoned" as by drugs, but the execution getting killed by stones

[@jamiehefferan2133]

I actually didn't mind them shooting the cult members in the marked ones. Kinda thought it was badass lol I wasn't scared by the movie, but I had fun with it 🤷‍♀️

[@vortexmars843]

Am I jaded, or was Chronicle actually a really good movie? Super underrated. Nothing to go screaming home about but I look back on it fondly, even though I was young when I saw it.

[@TheGhostbusterfan]

The way I'd do something like Slenderman. Have be it from the perspective of parents whose children go missing due to Slenderman. And have them unravel the mystery of what it is.

[@reeseohr2787]

Slenderman is one of my favorite horror stories and i had really high hopes for this movie but it was just a really big let down and failed to give the charecter justice

[@gamelifeusa]

There was a collection of slenderman student made videos on yt a long time ago, idk if theyre still up and dont remember which channels had them, that were pretty interesting. They were blair witch style found footage. It was low budget and inconsistent but i thought they were pretty creepy.

[@GlenHovindOfficial]

Honestly, the best Slender Man horror.. thing ever done is Marble Hornets. It's not perfect, but it did a lot right, especially the introduction of Slenderman and why he pursuits the protagonist

[@GlenHovindOfficial]

Personally, I think Slenderman just doesn't let himselg work on a movie, it works best as a slow burner psychological horror thing. It's about this mysterious creature that's always on the background and the slow fall to madness of the people exposed to it

[@Crumb451]

Vincent Price is doing his Hannibal Lector impersonation lol

[@darkprince56]

As a Mexican American, hearing you imitate the stereotypical Chicano accent was hilarious, ese!

[@AyeYo_FRANKie]

Don't you open that TRAP DOOOOOORRR

[@Maggerama]

I hope that after death I'll turn into a monster that tortures people who abuse hashtags.

[@GamingRoomOficial]

Sheriff Frost... haha this video was great

[@jaffriwahab8636]

Starting from the lightsaber cuting out cow stomach till the end.. made my day even happy after i watch leatherface.. i imagine rewatching the leatherface will all the trex , universal soldier happen at the same time.. guess what.. it make leatherface a good movie if thats real..hahahaa

[@Troglodyteforpresident]

I kinda liked the marked ones, I thought it was fresh and super underrated

[@purpandorange]

That red head girl is in every crappy horror movie

[@jaystreet46]

Heather Lagencamp is the best final girl ever!

[@dustyhurst3612]

I actually liked all three of these movies but I respect other people’s opinions though and this channel is really good

[@ParasiteDelta]

Slender Man is yet another instance of a cash grab to a T. They took the name and the very basic concept of the Slenderman (he stalks you to do who-knows-what), then made up all of the other shit and stuffed it into a movie with horrible dialogue and garbage surrounding the rest.

[@danielshore1457]

Thsts the thing with slender is that you don't really know why he's doing what he's doing he's just vibin

[@lupomagnotto8306]

Don’t you open that TRAPPED DOOR 🎶 🎵 🎶

[@jimcurtis9052]

Siren head is way scarier than slender man. But then again I wouldn’t want to see siren head butchered like that. 😂👍

[@McDylbot]

VIVA VAL VERDE!!

[@joeyclemenza7339]

fact: 90 percent of jump scares tend to work without the sound sting... seriously, seeing something move in the background thats not supposed to in complete silence is actually far scarier...

[@SpikePowers]

LOVE the new logo lol

[@ssharkbait]

I thought that the the first two films implied that the girls had basically forgotten all the demon stuff that happened to them?

[@edwardzero9275]

A 40 minute video? Is it Halloween or Christmas?

[@cordzfx]

Both

[@edwardzero9275]

Makes sense to me

[@RAPNTUDO]

That's my nun

[@ConfusedReviews]

Doing the lord’s work, my good sir!

[@NoSalvation2220]

The biggest problem I had with Slender Man was the overuse of CGI. There is a scene where I felt, had some minor practical effects been used and touched over with CGI, would have been a massive improvement. If you must know the scene, it's where the SM is shown in the trees and his tentacles are waving through the trees and yet none of the branches are moving. Very simply fishing line here and there in the trees to make some branches move would have been better.

[@Tactical_Therapist]

Excellent vid! Thanks!