A 40 minute Cordery video? Aw, you shouldn’t have.
@thomaslittle70075 жыл бұрын
Found footage is the most hit or miss genre ever
@kamulecPL125 жыл бұрын
I guess they never make them just right huh
@jacksonschanneljohannsen64784 жыл бұрын
Give the fourth kind or rec 2 a watch... i think the only way to use found footage properly is to use it cut in between casual filming.. like those two movies do... the fourth kind still sends chills down my spine, its done so well..
@Kerwell4 жыл бұрын
Yeah pretty much. Although I really liked the paranormal activity movies. Idk they were just guilty pleasure
@iamcuthulu3164 жыл бұрын
Imma beat the shit out of elvis
@thomaslittle70074 жыл бұрын
@@iamcuthulu316 nah dude you'll never beat the King 😎👑
@domikrovideos55535 жыл бұрын
When I was a young stupid teen, I was really into the Slenderman lore, and this movie doesn't capture the source material at all. This movie turned him into a generic movie monster, in the lore, he was actually scary and interesting.
@nxctem5 жыл бұрын
the series Marble Hornets made me fear him more than this movie :/
@domikrovideos55535 жыл бұрын
@@nxctem Marble Hornets is legendary It's funny how it made us scared of him even though he was barely in it though, that was the magic about Slendy.
@zekezzekekan21445 жыл бұрын
When I first saw the pictures I thought it was cool. Then I found out some guy photoshopped those for a contest. I mean I never thought they were real but it was fun to pretend for a min.
@domikrovideos55535 жыл бұрын
@Marc Marble Hornets and other Slenderman themed mythos, which are considered part of the canon
@zekezzekekan21445 жыл бұрын
@@domikrovideos5553 ballora's that he wouldShopRunner place where small children are at and do something with them but it's not clear what. That's why when I explained he came from a Photoshop contest.the guy you made it up came with that story I guess that'sCanon. But they added to the story sense and I guess if you sacrifice one of your friends to him in the woods you get to live in a castle out there with him, that was all added you could always just Google Slenderman lore and you'llyou could always just Google Slenderman lore and you'll get it all
@Horrormaster135 жыл бұрын
(26:58) Exactly. Leatherface just doesn't have enough charisma to carry a whole movie by himself. What made the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre film such a terrifying experience is the entire cannibalistic family with Leatherface as a side character.
@danielshore14574 жыл бұрын
I still remember his introduction into the film was just so sudden and out of left field
@aydenvavra21533 жыл бұрын
Tobe Hooper was the freaking master when it came to horror
@alexandresobreiramartins94614 жыл бұрын
The jumpscare sound is because the sudden loud noise causes a physical reaction that people nowadays mistake for a scare. It's the cinematic equivalent of someone sneaking up on you and shouting "Boooo!" And the only reason for it is because movie people have no idea how to make horror movies... or movies in general, anymore.
@danielshore14574 жыл бұрын
The only jump scares I find acceptable is when they like keep building one up and then don't and then like bam jumpscare (for example, girl in her house keep building up like reflections, looking out the windows, slow suspenseful build up walking down a hallway and then when it seems like nothing is gonna happen then all of a sudden out of nowhere bam jumpscare not a loud noise but just out of nowhere)
@harrytheninj63284 жыл бұрын
It's like if a comedian told a joke, nobody laughed, so he jumps off the stage and tickles you. Follow up with a gottya!!! That'll be 5 dollars and we have modern horror cinema.
@CyberLance264 жыл бұрын
Jump scares have been used to scare people ever since the beginning of history and its only very recently that people have started to say that they are not scary because modern horror movies use them so often these days. Also the reason why we feel fear is so we will be careful and avoid stuff that could be dangerous and the reaction you get by a jump scare is the exact same thing that it warns the body that it could be something dangerous and that you should avoid it or fight it.
@Spectra6514 жыл бұрын
"And then the T-Rex shows up." Can we make it a rule that this needs to happen in *every* bad movie from now on?
@edwardzero92755 жыл бұрын
I forgot to mention this. But the narrator dude is awesome with his voice-over. Hope he comes back in the future
@cordzfx5 жыл бұрын
You should go subscribe to their movie review channel if you haven't already. "Val Verde Broadcasting". He does the most incredible celebrity voice impressions.
@edwardzero92755 жыл бұрын
Will do, he certainly seems skilled
@edwardzero92755 жыл бұрын
Okay, ngl. Val Verde Is indeed pretty cool
@jaystreet463 жыл бұрын
@@cordzfx yeah he’s spot on
@richardadesmond3 жыл бұрын
His Christopher Walken impression is unbelievable!
@dexterdextrow72484 жыл бұрын
"I wish I could just watch it over and over again" ... well thanks to the magic of home video you can! Truly revolutionary indeed.
@eagle_54805 жыл бұрын
Omg bois, ItS dA dEmOn
@WarlockX45 жыл бұрын
It is scary, therefore I am scared!
@comixproviderftw_024 жыл бұрын
oOh!
@adamjamestattoos4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@HeadspaceFilms5 жыл бұрын
Mate 'The Trap Door' intro took me back to my childhood.
@gilet1025 жыл бұрын
Please do more spooky specials. You’re one of the best movie reviewers out there
@DCausualViewer205 жыл бұрын
Cords deserves more credit for this vid. Straight gold, great work
@AubreyTheKing5 жыл бұрын
Whoa! We don't get not one, not two, but THREE movie reviews in one video!? And it's 40 minutes long!? THANK YOU! This was a great video! Congratulations, Cordery!
@WrektSK4 жыл бұрын
The final Leatherface skit you did with the "Anything: The Movie" had me rolling lmaoooo
@NoahDaArk5 жыл бұрын
Cordery’s reviews are so good they should be nominated for a reward EDIT: Also, props to the Mexican gangstas for doing the smart thing and bringing guns with them! Those guys deserve a medal for being smart
@metalmugen5 жыл бұрын
Not only do they look like Matthew McConaughey, they act just like him in that terrible Texas Chainsaw Massacre The Next Generation movie.
@Boo-urns935 жыл бұрын
This is honestly on my top 5 favorite videos from you. I'm on a mission to bring this video up higher in views. It deserves so much more. Gonna be rewatching the shit out of this for the next couple weeks.
@tiacc175 жыл бұрын
7:57 I thought my video was actually buffering..
@KyoyaGeohound5 жыл бұрын
Actually, there were VHS tapes that could record for 8 hours that still are sold on Amazon T-160 VHS tapes. I used to record a lot of TV shows and movies back in the day to watch later.
@lukeaugulis5 жыл бұрын
Love you’re content Cords
@pbyn1535 жыл бұрын
"And its time to lock and load, ese!" Goddamn, quality content right there. Edit: Still baffled that this vid doesn't have many views that I thought it was
@GamingRoomOficial5 жыл бұрын
I hear an Austroploitation accent right there, let me tell you that.
@aspirina51545 жыл бұрын
I was literally about to make this comment as soon as i heard him say it lol, what a gold quote
@edwardzero92755 жыл бұрын
Look at the camera bro, the camera is nice bro, I like the camera ese
@Hornet.9192 жыл бұрын
This is quality content
@elephantpowerproductions5 жыл бұрын
2:19...I mean to be fair...
@DanLMblogs4 жыл бұрын
@CorderyFX I could LITERALLY watch your videos all day!!!
@jackisalive1654 жыл бұрын
21:40 I haven't had a conscious thought of Trapdoor since i was about 6. My day has been made.
@alexhorno5 жыл бұрын
Amazing video man!!! Love your views and comedy! Please keep these videos coming!
@mattymox865 ай бұрын
The aspect ratio observation for VHS Paranormal Activity 3 made me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@mistrjt92135 жыл бұрын
"...and then fucking punches someone to the ceiling."
@WALKUREX5 жыл бұрын
This was hilarious review cord. Thank you for this.
@claude46175 жыл бұрын
Having the 2 comrades from Val Verde was the best Halloween gift for Halloween.
@CollegeDroputPowerpointsАй бұрын
"They'll keep making them until we're all dead." -Bruce Campbell producer of evil dead, evil dead rise, and soon another evil dead movie.
@julcaos3 жыл бұрын
I had this playing in the background while doing the dishes, and thought I had heard "... and then the T-Rex shows up, then they have a showdown in the barn..." I had a temporal brain meltdown ...
@TDM11384 жыл бұрын
Say what you will about The Marked Ones, but when the Latino guys started blasting witches with shotguns, I was sold.
@danielshore14574 жыл бұрын
Honestly best one like it had a charm to it
@smileyattitude68075 жыл бұрын
Aw it would be awesome to watch movies with you!! When i first watched slenderman i had trouble staying awake through it
@lordoshower34784 жыл бұрын
Completely agree about Fathom. Best Slenderman film I've ever seen. Actually humanizes Slenderman. Begs for a sequel.
@jones75905 жыл бұрын
'I don't get paid enough for that shit.' Got me really hard xD
@woolenhat57965 жыл бұрын
Going to have jingle bells in my head all night now. Thank you. 😊🌃
@fulminarre4 жыл бұрын
This is such an underrated channel this deserves way more views
@RedragonReviews4 жыл бұрын
I love listening to your videos on my way to work continue making them please
@FTZPLTC3 жыл бұрын
Glad to see someone else preferred the original ending of Paranormal Activity.
@JustToSaveYou3 жыл бұрын
I un-ironically love the bit with the guns. It's not scary at all but a I love it.
@pri....3 жыл бұрын
Slenderman THE DARKEST CHAPTER IN THE CREEPYPASTA UNIVERSE
@GamingRoomOficial5 жыл бұрын
Sheriff Frost... haha this video was great
@Horror_Hellfire4 жыл бұрын
Love the Vincent Price impression
@comixproviderftw_024 жыл бұрын
17:26 The camera goes from $250 to $200 to $0 so fast. What a shitty, desperate clerk. It made me laugh harder than I should've. 🤣
@Barbozo892 жыл бұрын
slenderman movie is so fucking dark everytime i watch it i just see my bored ass reflection on the tv screen
@duplicitousdoritos3 жыл бұрын
12:35 I can't tell if the mix up of the Paul brothers names was sarcasm or a genuine mistake😂
@sparksstillfly38575 жыл бұрын
I could seriously listen to you bash shitty horror movies for hours. It's so entertaining. We need moreee!!!
@bullguy725 жыл бұрын
I wish I could just watch it over and over again
@kingragnar80235 жыл бұрын
0:00 you're welcome
@juliovictormanuelschaeffer83703 жыл бұрын
9:16: exactly. This movie doesn't give you, as the spectator, a reason to fear the Slenderman, which the fanfilms always did.
@Gideon133974 жыл бұрын
I think Slender Man's overall appearance definitely qualifies him as being on a list.
@crystelsnowflake4 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, you got me with the buffering at 7:57.
@noctuanigrum3 жыл бұрын
The Leatherface summary is convincing even if your eyes are open
@jaystreet463 жыл бұрын
I recently discovered the trap door, being an American I never saw it growing up. Love it!
@TheDevilinThePaleMoonlight5 жыл бұрын
R.lee ermy's sheriff Hoyt was one of the best horror performances of all time.
@ashleybrown6304 жыл бұрын
New sub here. Just found you yesterday. Thank you for fulfilling my “binge while working in the garage” need.
@SpikePowers5 жыл бұрын
LOVE the new logo lol
@ethemerdogan18554 жыл бұрын
21:26: ” el super hombrey” 😂😂😂😂
@curtis57993 жыл бұрын
"So we cut to them walking to school when suddenly they remember what movie they are in." Lmao!!
@ShahroseChougley4 жыл бұрын
That "WHAT THE FUCK IS A SEQUEL" to Paranormal Activity! >_< :V And the "But Hey, Movies are just an artistic expression! It doesn't matter what my opinion is, or what other people's opinions are .. It's all made for enjoyment! Film is a creative Aaahh just end it" *claps claps and only claps*
@aarondevoria49445 жыл бұрын
Haha! And then the T Rex shows up again!
@psyko96604 жыл бұрын
I'm from Wisconsin and remember when the 2 girls stabbed their friend to please slenderman. I also remember when the film came out and was banned at some theaters due to the previous incident
@MegaLpso4 жыл бұрын
I think leather face may have a disability of somesort and that's why he is so easily taken advantage of. Like his disability is one of those ones that is just very sad to see somone struggle with. I think leather face is a unique charachter with that and his crazy family controlling him and taking advantage of him mentally. WAIT WHY IS THERE A T-REX HERE-
@ConfusedReviews5 жыл бұрын
Doing the lord’s work, my good sir!
@DavidSusiloUnscripted2 жыл бұрын
Yes, you can record 16:9 using VHS. I’ve done some projects in 16:9 using S-VHS, actually. Also you can record up to up to approx 9 hours using SLP tape speed.
@rythianblack2 жыл бұрын
7:00 basically the premise of how to summon the Slenderman is simple. Look him up, talk about him, think about him. Slenderman sort of manifests from your own curiosity and mind so the more you look him up, talk about him and think about him. The more you see him and it all snowballs and cascades until his image has driven you mad
@thomaslittle70075 жыл бұрын
"what a nice little demon in a house movie"
@hayley50034 жыл бұрын
Movies need to use practical effects!!!! It works so so much better!!! How do movie makers not know this!! Oh my shit the “trap door” flash back! Love it!!
@wolfhawk19995 жыл бұрын
I know the buffering thing was just a joke, but I still checked to see if my phone was buffering
@JuanPabloContrerasC2 жыл бұрын
5:15 omg thats so funny xDDD great use of the predator XDDDDD
@Tactical_Therapist5 жыл бұрын
Excellent vid! Thanks!
@CreepyCorridor5 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie I liked the "The Marked Ones"
@Thewingkongexchange5 жыл бұрын
Here to represent Val Verde! :-)
@darkprince564 жыл бұрын
As a Mexican American, hearing you imitate the stereotypical Chicano accent was hilarious, ese!
@Crumb4514 жыл бұрын
Vincent Price is doing his Hannibal Lector impersonation lol
@jaffriwahab86365 жыл бұрын
Starting from the lightsaber cuting out cow stomach till the end.. made my day even happy after i watch leatherface.. i imagine rewatching the leatherface will all the trex , universal soldier happen at the same time.. guess what.. it make leatherface a good movie if thats real..hahahaa
@McDylbot5 жыл бұрын
VIVA VAL VERDE!!
@dustyhurst36125 жыл бұрын
I actually liked all three of these movies but I respect other people’s opinions though and this channel is really good
@francispham61135 жыл бұрын
This was amazing! Keep it up
@gamelifeusa2 жыл бұрын
There was a collection of slenderman student made videos on yt a long time ago, idk if theyre still up and dont remember which channels had them, that were pretty interesting. They were blair witch style found footage. It was low budget and inconsistent but i thought they were pretty creepy.
@MegaDcmp4 жыл бұрын
This is a phenomenal video, and PLEASE tell me you are going to do it again this year!
@cordzfx4 жыл бұрын
Yeah... next month
@MegaDcmp4 жыл бұрын
@@cordzfx friggin awesome
@mikaspringer20245 жыл бұрын
Jup...enjoyed the special a lot...more plis
@theguileraven70145 жыл бұрын
I haven’t seen this movie or done any real research on Slendy, but to me, a Slenderman movie should be a spirited away, lost in the woods, type story.
@danielshore14574 жыл бұрын
Honestly I reckon it would work as a hills have eyes type like a family breaks down in the middle of the forest stuff ensues
@thefinalhammer54425 жыл бұрын
I deadass remember watching a movie called always watching and enjoying it
@jimcurtis90523 жыл бұрын
Siren head is way scarier than slender man. But then again I wouldn’t want to see siren head butchered like that. 😂👍
@leis74545 жыл бұрын
The marked ones is the best one in the Paranomal Activity franchize
@edwardzero92755 жыл бұрын
A 40 minute video? Is it Halloween or Christmas?
@cordzfx5 жыл бұрын
Both
@edwardzero92755 жыл бұрын
Makes sense to me
@jamiehefferan21334 жыл бұрын
I actually didn't mind them shooting the cult members in the marked ones. Kinda thought it was badass lol I wasn't scared by the movie, but I had fun with it 🤷♀️
@lexiconwaffle4 жыл бұрын
Sad part is, I teach teenagers who talk like that sneeze/soul dialog. AND they'd think it made them edgy. :/
@shannonlee46224 жыл бұрын
yeah when he said they were unrealistic, i was like, have you been around a 15 year old edge lord lmao
@KAZ3EM2 жыл бұрын
Greetings from Germany 🇩🇪! Love your content!
@vortexmars8433 жыл бұрын
Am I jaded, or was Chronicle actually a really good movie? Super underrated. Nothing to go screaming home about but I look back on it fondly, even though I was young when I saw it.
@Troglodyteforpresident3 жыл бұрын
I kinda liked the marked ones, I thought it was fresh and super underrated
@jaystreet463 жыл бұрын
Heather Lagencamp is the best final girl ever!
@trelard4 жыл бұрын
Props for Trap Door nostalgia.
@m.hoffman28895 жыл бұрын
I know I might get stoned for this but I actually liked the Leatherface prequel
@graemehayles33025 жыл бұрын
So did I TBH
@m.hoffman28894 жыл бұрын
@Andy Dorannuu I don't mean "stoned" as by drugs, but the execution getting killed by stones
@bh_x48524 жыл бұрын
34:29 damn he’s getting cheeks from the afterlife
@VerySequensShow2 жыл бұрын
Honestly, the best Slender Man horror.. thing ever done is Marble Hornets. It's not perfect, but it did a lot right, especially the introduction of Slenderman and why he pursuits the protagonist
@VerySequensShow2 жыл бұрын
Personally, I think Slenderman just doesn't let himselg work on a movie, it works best as a slow burner psychological horror thing. It's about this mysterious creature that's always on the background and the slow fall to madness of the people exposed to it
@joeyclemenza73394 жыл бұрын
fact: 90 percent of jump scares tend to work without the sound sting... seriously, seeing something move in the background thats not supposed to in complete silence is actually far scarier...
@lupomagnotto83064 жыл бұрын
Don’t you open that TRAPPED DOOR 🎶 🎵 🎶
@jacksonkassir65675 жыл бұрын
I just watched Starry Eyes after watching the Pet Cemetary review and it was fucking great. Does anyone have any other good horror movies to watch?
@MumRah3575 жыл бұрын
Lake Mungo (2008) is fucking amazing.
@jacksonkassir65675 жыл бұрын
@@MumRah357 I just watched it and it was pretty chilling. Is there anything else I should watch?
@MumRah3575 жыл бұрын
@@jacksonkassir6567 If Lake Mungo was pretty chilling for you, The Poughkeepsie Tapes (2007) should be a ride in the park, with sunshines and all that