Spore as a Pitiful Worm Part 1, with Unbelievably Bizarre Terrain

[@daviddjordjevic2889]

How did 18 minutes of the blandest possible Spore gameplay in 480p make me laugh more genuinely than anything actually funny

[@ojigbo]

David Djordjevic ikr

[@miquelescribanoivars5049]

All comedy is derived from fear, therefore seeing something as derpy getting killed pver and over again is funny.

[@inkoalawetrust]

Because you have a shitty sense of humor. I don't even know why im watching something as boring as a worm going at 1 meter per millenium.

[@995cool]

fuck you

[@IsabruhMoment]

Because... Wiggle.

[@CottidaeSEA]

Sometimes, the KZbin recommendations are good.

[@miketbomas8463]

Cottidae agreed

[@jevilsmagikarpasianmagikar2265]

Agreed as well

[@salterclan]

And this wasn't one of them.

[@GrexTheCrabasitor]

Some trash is okay. -hannibal buress

[@AncientHoplite]

Tim Salter how dare you

[@SupLuiKir]

You were in the cell stage so long the game started breaking

[@shadowaker6260]

When you have no eyes you see the game in that way

[@feesh8551]

I think they mean everything not eating, plus the terrain.

[@timothymclean]

I didn't see anything odd in the cell stage. ...I have no explanation for the terrain.

[@Nyanshock]

Timothy McLean the odd thing was the small predators surrounding the mean and not eating it

[@minimalgrammar1276]

@@timothymclean What's nice about how buggy this game is is the fact that it leads to more variety, which is very important to this game. Bugs are usually pretty cool as long as they're not horribly shagging you.

[@Muffinmurdurer]

This honestly remind me of a far simpler youtube, without all the drama and clickbait we have today. There isn't a huge youtube personality making these videos, it feels intimate. Cozy. Even cute. Your work has a sort of feeling that's been forgotten by today's youtube stars, and now that you've created something that feels so much more personal than what we see today, I hope your style spreads to the rest of this site.

[@bigpoop146]

Go watch videogamedunkey ynerd, theres a bunch of big youtubers with contents like this, you're just uninterested or too lazy to search it out, homie

[@itsozzy1378]

@@bigpoop146 what do you mean too lazy? What's he supposed the search? "Good ol days of KZbin"? Yeah, fuck off.

[@PootisDuspunsurHarambe]

@@bigpoop146 *Implying that it's easy to search good content creators like there are filters for channels that are good*

[@326inminecraft]

A Wild Doggo that’s a very solid argument

[@Kenneth91773]

*app

[@ScientistCat]

"I won't evolve, my worm is perfect!" *worm gets killed fifteen million times

[@onyxguardian1756]

Exactly, no other creature could be killed that many times, therefor...perfect

[@jecranairn661]

😆 I have never laughed so hard

[@neinherman9989]

The top of the food chain is overrated

[@TheBellKeeper]

Actually, it was only killed 19 times. Unlike inferior humans who have been killed by the billions!

[@shadowninja958]

ScientistCat my cells are flawless.

[@Kavukamari]

"CALL A MATE TO ENTER THE CELL CREATOR" please, you can't rush perfection

[@youtubeguy415]

True

[@AlNexus]

"Natural Selection" -Charles Darwin He said that, this means that only the adaptable one survives, that means the -maggot- worm is a strong lifeform

[@arcalyte4905]

Well realm life worms have no real food competition except for other worms really, and if a worm is deeper down in the soil, not much can hunt it, so yes, in terms of survivability, quite strong.

[@yendana]

I love that youtube has recommended me a small channel rather than markiplier or pewdiepie. this is truly a diamond in the rough.

[@jevilsmagikarpasianmagikar2265]

Yendana it doesn’t matter

[@jevilsmagikarpasianmagikar2265]

The less the subs the better the game

[@wizzem7890]

@@jevilsmagikarpasianmagikar2265 for real though. Anyone with a lot of subs makes good background noise but not much else, and I only tolerate Jacksepticeye because he's my childhood youtuber.

[@ZacTheLit]

*inserts Hamilton joke

[@ninetails8471]

KZbin: DOES HE LIKE GOOD SHIT? KZbin employee: Yeah KZbin: THEN GIVE HIM THIS GUY

[@piinapie]

Worm: Haha! Survival of the fittest can kiss my *Belgium*

[@thetrain47539]

Belgium is the fittest, thats why he keeps showing off belgium..

[@Bananappleboy]

Oh 🇧🇪!

[@marleyvanesbroeck2518]

@@thetrain47539 I am Belgian and I can assure you we are NOT fit 😂

[@timbennett4016]

@@marleyvanesbroeck2518 Me too!

[@ZebraOnYourNose]

The Dark Souls of Spore playthroughs

[@ManusiaMint]

This worm trying hard to survive even though he has a boring life, struggled to find the food, and must withstand all the bullies from attacking him multiple times, only to be evolved into... A bigger worm I never cried so hard in my life before

[@kiler1411]

This video should have a national geographic watermark on it.

[@articxunodorseggnej8016]

How does this comment not have replies. This is genius

[@VeryPeeved]

@@articxunodorseggnej8016 what more need be added?

[@wilmerreinholdsson1181]

@@VeryPeeved MAKE THAT A SPOOF NAT GEO LIKE NORT GAU

[@thundermostt]

This is probably a National Geographics from scamMart

[@articxunodorseggnej8016]

@@VeryPeeved my comment and yours apparently

[@penned_dragon]

One cannot match the determination of this little worm

[@teacuppigeon8113]

WOULD YOU LIKE EM OR FM or atleast the 19 of them

[@tiny436]

I found this out of sheer luck, I saw this on my recommended bar and went "Eh, why not" I will now proceed to watch the entire series

[@hanowsss]

Same!

[@angelpage2563]

no regerts

[@balkaneer9991]

Absolute no regret

[@cheesebow]

Saaaaaame

[@Second_UNIT]

Thank god I’m not the only one

[@lakesquid2671]

My favorite worm-based gameplay on youtube

[@fantoonstic]

Glad to see there are other people who still play spore.

[@vanguardlv]

When the worm said "I haven't seen anything like this before" I thought it was going to say "JUST KIDDING IM BLIND."

[@AurelianSkies]

"My cell is flawless"

[@jeffestores9600]

Silver Universe it has a few flaws left

[@proxy1035]

I mean you can't have flaws if you have nothing on you

[@ironsolace5647]

BUT I'M PERFECT

[@crablover3106]

One worm, facing life’s challenges, PREPARES TO BE THE NEW LEADER OF THE GALAXY!

[@augmentedfourthssuperfan7297]

And thus, with this beginning the worms will rise up as something unseen before, conquering planets on an inter-stellar level.

[@chevrechamane4459]

Hmm, yes. Make that pitiful worm the new emperor of this galaxy.

[@royal9743]

I for one welcome our new worm overlords!

[@iszatso]

Royal 97 *T Y R A N I C A L R U L E*

[@ENCHANTMEN_]

ALL HAIL THE GOD-EMPEROR OF WORMKIND

[@andresalvarez6412]

The history of the Combine

[@stockpilegolem7241]

Jabba the Hutt anyone?

[@gamebuddy1052]

God, I don't know why but imagining a really sarcastic voice to go along with the commentary notes is extremely funny to me.

[@rolandtokoly8234]

Elijah Zid-Stow I imagine exurb1a as a narrator

[@citylights1173]

Elijah Zid-Stow Personally I prefer imagining it as someone who's over-excited about being a pitiful worm

[@archonic_]

I'm imagining solar sands.

[@unconstantrelis5470]

Why not change 'beep beep I'm a sheep' to 'squirm squirm I'm a worm'

[@wizzem7890]

Step one: slap your arm right on to your sides Step two: drop to the floor and wiggle side to side Step three: just move around it's easy follow me Step four: go crazy now and squirm squirm like a worm!

[@kamzalot3]

@@wizzem7890 go crazy Jahahshtjjr go stupid aaahahhhhamdldlsl

[@sqoosh4121]

"The galaxy is so calm and peaceful!" 5 stages later...

[@TheZorch]

This game should have been Will Wright's magnum opus, but EA went and screwed with his vision. As a result he's no longer making video games. I'll never forgive EA for this.

[@theviniso]

While I agree, I must say that I really like this game as it is.

[@ash54g16]

Your Friendly Neighborhood Grammar Nazi the spore servers still work. I know because I've been able to download creations.

[@autisticchopper]

EA=Evil Asshats.

[@sampeng1]

I always thought they made this game the way it was simply because it would've been too complicated and time consuming to make it the way they originally envisioned, I mean look at the developers of Thrive, they are NO WHERE CLOSE to finishing the games equivalent to the cell stage and it will probably be several years before they get to the aquatic/creature stage.

[@ineednochannelyoutube5384]

+Viniso Its so unbelivably shallow though.

[@miquelescribanoivars5049]

Spore's Celular Stage but it is more realistic.

[@miquelescribanoivars5049]

If you didn't notice by my user name English isn't my first language. Does it really bother you all that much?

[@lewisoakes7717]

Miquel Escribano Ivars it bothers me tbh. May hang myself

[@miquelescribanoivars5049]

TheColdTechnician You are welcome to do so

[@miquelescribanoivars5049]

TheColdTechnician Man... I'm sorry to hear that, better luck next time!!!

[@allew7646]

Miquel Escribano Ivars He just mentioned it. Also, your name might not be English but your parents might be the foreign ones.

[@seksaouiabderraouf2531]

that sounds very challenging not using any parts you find its basically going naked without weapons into a gun fight but u still manage to win

[@kc-ip2vc]

I've done it in skyrim

[@diablotry5447]

@@kc-ip2vc And? Skyrim is pretty easy

[@Toadster115]

No weapons and no legs while wearing a straightjacket

[@mehspacedorito]

*”O H B E L G I U M”*

[@dapizzasnake8462]

Haha shlifen plan go BRRRRRRRR

[@qinchang4036]

@@dapizzasnake8462 stfu redditor, don't ever say anything goes brrrrrr

[@gabrielchapman5753]

@@qinchang4036 haha salt go brrrrrrr

[@Narotiza]

Turns out the weird terrain was the result of a driver issue, which I have now fixed. Yay~

[@icaruslukas7041]

Narotiza I like the weird terrain. I want your weird terrain.

[@firephoenix5632]

*insert lenny face here*

[@spinosaurusgamer]

I tried the same challenge. Damn its hard.

[@grayrom]

Narotiza u poor worm

[@thijsraemaekers2774]

Are you from Belgium? Because if so, here is a fun joke: A plane full of Belgians and one Dutch person has a accident, which rips out the entire floor. Everyone is hanging from the roof, and the pilots say that one person needs to let go so that they don’t crash. The Dutch person thinks: you know what, i’ll sacrifice myself and lets go. After he falls, all the Belgian people start to clap. Yes i am Dutch and i am proud of it

[@Hanklerfishies]

i don't know why youtube recommended me this, but i'm happy about it

[@kimberleyjaay6973]

same tbh

[@Netrioid]

The legend27 was born. Now this is what I want my grandkids to know about. The legend will never be forgotten.

[@theredpanda3729]

I come back to rewatch this series every year, it deserves many more views

[@IsabruhMoment]

What are you going to do with that worm? *_WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE_* **Synth flute**

[@NEWFIExGAMING]

mmm, that glorious 480p. Where you can't see any detail, but just good enough to tell what you're looking at. It's a very nostalgic sight for me.

[@thundersoul6795]

It really is quite nostalgic, especially when paired with even more nostalgic Spore.

[@tsuki__tenshi]

I use only 480p

[@Shadothecat]

Awe the world of a blind person. This game was design to be cartoonish. Having higher resolution wouldnt change it.

[@atomicbuttocks]

This video LOONK, is It a VeGitAl?? I MosT C0nSuM3

[@youtubeguy415]

*cOnSuMeS vEgItAl*

[@Zonic3451]

*wORm sOUnDS* *aM hAPP3Y*

[@innrex9028]

vegitals aren'tn'tn't cool and good, fren

[@yourfavwonch]

except wormie boi is the big blindo, so he cant loonk :( but he did great things anyway.

[@Zonic3451]

@@yourfavwonch *wORm BoI cAN tHInK tHO*

[@ompskatelitty5356]

idk why but this video's thumbnail reminds me of the thumbnail of "history of the entire world, i guess".

[@henarten]

*STOP STABBING ME*

[@waddigator]

The fact that you referred to Bloato by its name made me bizarrely happy anyway, I envy you getting that glitchy terrain, I don't get to play around with neat stuff like that

[@matatic]

Well why wouldn't you refer it to its name? It is the best cell ever to be born!

[@ZesTofthelemon]

*"OH BELGIUM IT'S A LAG DEMON"*

[@PossiPsm]

this series is actually a journey of how the hl2 advisors ruled the multiverse

[@tixpl0x440]

It appears you have found a dysfunction in physics. GLORIOUS.

[@leonv1472]

That planet reminds me of the time the game spat out my species' nest IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN. Every time I tried to reach land the sea monster would eat my creature and I had to delete the save file.

[@JumperIncorp]

Oliver Lowther Wow, that game just hates you, doesn't it?

[@derpboi2derp4u6]

happened to me... IN MY FIRST GAME !! I was so confused like : uuuh... what am i supposed to do to get on the ground so ? D:

[@AmbassadorBreadloaf]

That happened to me at one point, too. It was a problem with the planet, specifically. I just deleted it and moved on. Still, it sucked.

[@AiluridaeAureus]

And what makes the problem *significantly* worse is the fact that if you delete a save file, you can *never* use that slot *ever again!*

[@whistlewood]

Is everything dark because you have no eyes?

[@rich1051414]

Yes. That is what it looks like if your creature is 'blind', which I think is accurate enough. Makes sense though, cause worms ARE blind.

[@thelittleteu]

You should watch this season of Spore just for ending. It feels good.

[@ryaquaza1571]

I think I found my new favourite thing on KZbin

[@askmaster7190]

I think I found my new fetish

[@dunk5011]

Why do I see you everywhere? eh, it doesn't matter lol

[@redwolfleader17]

I'm not gonna lie it's funny as hell

[@DontHelpMeIGotThis]

You and me both

[@darkrai526]

wait, that's not rayquaza

[@aqueousdog]

Worm's Bizarre Adventure

[@miquelescribanoivars5049]

Tune in for PART 2, in which「THE WORM」 awakens his Stando: 「OPERA TIME」

[@jenkinsvonwenkins6456]

Jonaworm Joestar....

[@umcaraaleatorioeggs3339]

What a Golden Experience

[@wizzem7890]

Orworm orwom orworm orworm orworm orworm orworm orworm orworm orworm orworm orworm orworm orworm orworm orworm

[@maddimoulds4328]

Seeing the planet reminds me of the time I had a planet that was literally JUST a nest. Then ocean. Nothing else. No land generated. I was a child with an irrational fear of video game glitches and the ocean. Good times good times.

[@worldrenownedpsycho4941]

“Spore still stands up to modern games in a lot of ways” - Me, before watching this

[@femboytyler]

Your commentary is better then youtubers who actually have mics

[@Conenni]

no

[@tatir7081]

@@Conenni yes

[@evilxd4]

from the thumbnail alone, I thought this was a bill wurtz video, till I saw the channel name

[@danielwoods3896]

he made a bill wurtz ytp at some point lol

[@romantisanon4647]

I had to return. After the conclusion of the worm empire...I had to go back

[@adaptable1553]

"I welcome death-" With your magnificent tail? "-with open arms!" Course you do bud. Course you do.

[@aperson558]

OH BELGIUM A LAG DEMON!

[@Gunth0r]

when did my country become vulgar slang?

[@mathias8206]

Belgium isnt a lag demon idiot

[@blarg2429]

It's a reference to the book Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, wherein "Belgium" is the galaxy's most horrendously offensive word and humanity just kind of accidentally used it as a country name.

[@plssendironicmemes9827]

Oh Belgium! What have we done?! Oh wait... WHAT HAVE I DONE?!

[@gagestephenson61]

This is the cutest most relaxing stuff ive seen in awhile!

[@Thy_Guardian]

Yeah you're right

[@yoshikoizumi7851]

just now got a recommendation for this video, not sure why Thumbnail looked interesting and the concept is something I've never tried before in this game watching this game is just NOSTALGIA OVERLOAD I don't understand the Belgium thing, is it just a random censorship for bad words? am I missing a joke? Greetings from Germany, you found yourself a new subscriber :D

[@vlaamscherp]

I'm Belgian and I have no clue either

[@Conenni]

Yoshiko Izumi human garbage

[@CombineWatermelon]

It's a hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy reference. I nthe intergalactic community, "Belgium" s a very strong swearword.

[@RikThunder33]

xDD "I can't even see" you are a worm! xD this is glorious

[@xXsdsrcptcXx]

its 1 in the morning and i cant stop crying this is the best spore playthrough on youtube

[@xXsdsrcptcXx]

yes . i am . thank u for pointing this out, i never would have known otherwise, despite my professional diagnosis

[@salti8394]

@@xXsdsrcptcXx it's a joke because you have it in UR naaaaameeeeeeeeeee e.e

[@Bananappleboy]

I didnt know you can eat eggs as a herbivore in this game

[@deadendassassin...7736]

"19 deaths?! last time it was 37" LMAO

[@svarog_helios]

Its nice to see that people still play this amazing bizarre game without making fun of it. It is really a beautiful game

[@justinskavinsky1sky402]

Wiggle wiggle

[@dragonace7211]

wiggle wiggle

[@kaiowhat8882]

Wiggle wiggle wiggle! Wiggle? WIGGLE!

[@blarg2429]

(wiggle)

[@ap1evideogame44]

What a meaningful conversation!

[@interdnetpigeon9526]

BELGIUM

[@eloydecorte5077]

Pidgeon BELGIË :D

[@-ZiIver-]

nederlanders spreken beter nederlands ;p

[@eloydecorte5077]

Zilver hoe bedoel je

[@eloydecorte5077]

Zilver belgen man

[@ENCHANTMEN_]

I'm not sure I get the joke there

[@articxunodorseggnej8016]

Whenever I feel down. I watch this series. This saves me from being depressed

[@oriokin]

I like Spore. Been playing it since I was 3, still intend to play it.

[@enigmaticvaran6597]

Wow it's a documentary of my life

[@morganicsmoothie964]

I like how you shake your mouse with cutscenes. I thought I was the only one who did that :D

[@rusticgiraffe4262]

Man. There’s so much potential in Spore. Wish they’d remake it. The Wii game doesn’t count.

[@ortherner]

Wii game?

[@rusticgiraffe4262]

@@ortherner it’s called Spore Heroes and it’s not good

[@ortherner]

@@rusticgiraffe4262 ok

[@CFP2000]

An understanding of the natural world and what’s in it is a source of not only a great curiosity but great fulfilment. - David Attenborough

[@AKUL1Y]

Lol that mouse is dancing like theres no tommorow

[@zenmaster264]

Later becomes the galaxies new ruler.

[@gamingwithsolan3451]

this is so honest and adorable i love it, youtube recommendations actually gave me something good for once

[@parkpatt]

The captions are so much better than a voice-over ever could have been for this. :D

[@mobzillamurphy9110]

Your commenting is making this so much better. It is simple and really funny. Good job!

[@zoehart7531]

for the love of god SOMEONE REMAKE THIS GAME

[@spikewall5762]

Zoe Hart doesnt rlly need a remake tbh we just need more games like this

[@theviniso]

SPO2E

[@KittenPinkamations]

Thrive, project evo, etc...

[@IsabruhMoment]

"Fungus"

[@candicehinds5824]

Zoe Hart ikr

[@vixielune]

I’m happy I came across this. It’s nice to see the small nice stuff.

[@verynormalvic]

I laughed so hard just at your stupid notes, this made my day -- no, my week! and the juniors trying and failing to eat the meat bits was fucking hilarious

[@mr.pickle6487]

what do you do with a pathetic worm? *WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE*

[@PenPenPending]

*DO NOT STEP ON SNECC!!!*

[@skiesquiggles7319]

This was really great! No voice but you're still translating your humor very well! I'm actually impresed.

[@WafflinatorYT]

This video entertained me way more than it should have. Good job.

[@jackdaalfbrainork6392]

Ha Here we see the bandit worm Infamous on how it Survive with no eyes, no way to move, no way to live But it pulled a rabbit out of gods ass and said fuck you and it lived on

[@thebloxburgbuilder7023]

did your mouse have a fucking seizure during the starting cutscene?

[@sehnsuchtherz]

He was just excited

[@thebloxburgbuilder7023]

in what way? ;)

[@daemonCaptrix]

I do the same thing with my mouse on loading screens

[@tavo1ga]

I throw my mouse on the ground

[@thebloxburgbuilder7023]

why ;-; poor mouse it must have a broken leg and a spinal injury by now

[@okaymancharles]

now this is the content I spend my 300 hours a week browsing the internet for. just a perfect representation of all things great. Good job.

[@GBOY1308]

Awesome👍keep up the work. i enjoy watching this person playing

[@blemis7656]

13:15 Madness? *THIS IS SPARTA! *

[@irakli_3223]

oh Belgium not again! i don't want your waffles!

[@thetrain47539]

Racist!

[@MedusaParry]

This is perfect. 11/10 would watch again

[@Oktav99a]

FINALLY, found the video that i watched like 3-4 years ago that i've been looking for for the past month

[@yafarblasco4524]

why would you this to yourself. i love it

[@indighost__]

not sure why this was recommended to me since i haven't watched a spore video in two years but ok

[@mercuriart]

Best quality: his wiggles I don't think I've laughed this much at a Spore gameplay before

[@Iceberge101]

Rewatching this series because it is golden

[@xxash_gamesxx9635]

I was laughing my ass off the whole time. Found a new hilarious youtuber whom I am now subscribed to.. *You people are descended from limbless space slugs* *My worm is perfect*

[@madman9220]

Imagine being a small KZbin Account and doing a Video for fun and because algorithm you explode

[@tacocool1]

Those courser movements are oddly entertaining 👍🏼 Thanks KZbin suggestions

[@solarknight3942]

I am ashamed that I don't have the mental capacity to come up with something so brilliant and hilarious

[@SUPERNOOB20]

0 DISLIKES THIS MUST CONTINUE!

[@morgankasper5227]

im sorry hal 9099 that cannot happen

[@kneepu11]

*33 dislikes later*

[@somethingrandomig9607]

theres 179 dislikes now

[@up-northnuggiez7828]

493 now.....

[@poe_slaw]

okay guys you can stop giving us updates on the dislike counter, we can see it for ourselves

[@yipkinknights9921]

Plz more

[@dracofirex]

Haha you do the same stuff I do with my mouse whenever there is a cutscene. Love this!

[@LigmaBaldrich]

This is funny in it's own special way. I love it