Spy Kids 3D: His girlfriend is not real

[@_LilRascal_]

People who do a Stallone impression in this movie: 1) a ten year-old girl 2) George Clooney

[@BillyBob-xi9ih]

And in the bloopers Clooney jokes that that might have ended his career lol

[@Spectahman2.0]

I love how Juni just immediately gets over Demetra's sacrifice, like not even a minute later, he's happily congratulating his grandfather.

[@mariogamefreak1]

That because she doesn’t exist

[@Johny10001]

​@@mariogamefreak1 but even though bro

[@marcoscabezolajr.8408]

@@mariogamefreak1 she did just not in a way we could understand

[@ryderbenson8472]

Still thought they would've made a nice Couple.

[@mannyoommen2768]

Don’t fall in love with a game Juni

[@amanul_2474]

He never even got her Email address 😔

[@aeroshane3088]

this shit was peak back in the day

[@enzopires8567]

I'm gonna tell my kids this was Blade Runner 2049.

[@LatinGiudo817]

I'm gonna tell them this was Ready Player One

[@LaNguyenBTong]

What are you gonna tell them when they ask about the Reboot series!?

[@anarquistadoente1490]

You are good kid Joe👁️👄👁️

[@T-swizzle08]

Joi is real to me 💗💜♾️

[@tubaboytom]

Imma tell my kids that this is what VR first felt like

[@youreaqt3730]

Spy kids 3 walked so Ready Player One could run

[@sospspspspspsosonewso]

Walked so Robots could run

[@Jason-or4qy]

Honestly just so RPO could flop

[@johnnynepa2000]

Actually, it walked so Ant man and the Wasp Quantumania could run

[@MasterAnakinSkyWalker]

Spy Kids 3 is way better than Ready Player One

[@cory5495]

And Spy Kids 3 is the better movie. I tried to watch Ready Player One and it was so bad I had to turn it off.

[@Jasekingg]

She was the first E-girl.

[@Walter-vq3vm]

Oi mate don't do her dirty like that those e girls have got nothing on her😂

[@shadowzone2013]

Nah, lava girl was

[@mashy712]

@@shadowzone2013Lava girl was in Max’s dream (tornado at school) Spy Kids 3D is actually in a digital game.

[@vehementdragun844]

​@@mashy712 then that means she's actually...D-Girl..?

[@siphonophores]

​@@vehementdragun844 Dreamgirl, man. D-Girl sounds like a ripoff.

[@dmackeh]

The exchanging of email addresses is really telling of when this movie came out 😂😂

[@GiuseppeGaetanoSabatelli]

I like how he considered her a girlfriend before he touched her one single time.

[@ione97]

that’s honestly just being a 10 year old 😂

[@icemanjr.5819]

That part had me confused, when did they get into a relationship?

[@lostvii5594]

more common than you think at that age

[@SheikhDigonto-s4r]

No touching before marriage stay halal bros

[@donttalktome9217]

​@@icemanjr.5819Well that's kids for you

[@T____W____7777]

He forgot the first rule. If someone on the internet tells you they’re your girlfriend, they’re a scammer.

[@alexmartin4772]

SHE'S REAL TO MEEE!!!!!!

[@benmunn7593]

You bet she is Galen Marek (Darth Starkiller)

[@OGStarlightKY]

Nice Starkiller reference 😂

[@gabrilapin]

Dammit

[@boogiegroovey]

Did I fall in love with a fantasy

[@thatsalot3577]

But sir she's a minor 💀

[@IHazPeppers]

The acting xD

[@lightquest2]

Carmen clocked her tea bad

[@pikablu9375]

stoppp 😭😭💀

[@ellamayothethird906]

this is so 💀💀💀

[@suzuuuuya]

LMFAO

[@complain4163]

LMFAO PLS

[@jxxxhn]

bye

[@BrianWalters-ei7sd]

"Don't fall in love with a game, Juni." Grandpa Cortez.

[@Sketch1ish]

Cant wait to show my kids what we thought the metaverse would look like when I was young lol

[@therealmr.incredible3179]

We’ll have Better stuff.

[@unspeakableflame420]

After 22 years of my life I still don't know what the metaverse is

[@km-lr7wj]

lol same

[@seangolding3107]

what exactly is the metaverse.

[@unspeakableflame420]

@@seangolding3107 I don't know look it up or something

[@mariogamefreak1]

Juni was simping over a NPC.

[@Egirl_Cozy04]

That will later become reality😂

[@elderleon1844]

can you guilt him? lol

[@Hunkonly6678]

😂

[@MrBrewman95]

Take this comment back to 2003 and no one would know what you are talking about. 😂

[@Okayonce]

Just like nfs most wanted character Mia.

[@matthewwilliamson1775]

It’s always the woman we thought was to be ours

[@FranciscoLozano-DizzyPuffin]

0:10 😂😂😂 So quickly, I wish i could get a girl with that Speed xD!! In spanish sounds funny too xD

[@daskreetgaming1848]

ngl i totally forgot Stallone was in this movie.

[@brokensilence3268]

Juni falls in love with a video game character. He just like me fr fr.

[@RomanRoman1994]

Let's admit that Demeter was also our virtual girlfriend at that time.

[@bendonovan9244]

1:48 Poor Demetra.

[@Trex-Gameness]

She is gorgeous

[@F11-c1u]

1:07 yaay

[@l_uxsides]

I'm gonna tell my kids this is Kingdom Hearts Re:Coded

[@paulkopec4546]

Spy kids 3D predicted future romance

[@frankiegomez4205]

*The girlfriend's catalyst will always be "I'm his sister" 🤣🤣*

[@NosferathusShe]

Bruh, this 😂

[@LCTesla]

Girlfriend! Vs. Sister! FIGHT

[@AnthonyLeachman-sc6es]

☹️game over

[@elderleon1844]

sister win lol!

[@LCTesla]

Accurate. The sister always wins. You gotta hide girlfriend from her.

[@ClaseyMeanAh]

I learned not to fall for fictional characters as a kid because of this scene lmaoo

[@sourstrawberryxd3680]

When they find out Juni was an incel this whole time

[@kyleclark627]

every boy who seen this as kid thought she was our gf

[@armorbearer9702]

It is interesting this 20 years later. Like Juni, we have people that become deeply attached to virtual characters.

[@erick582_exe6]

0:43 Imagine if she was real

[@julianne3mckinney]

lmaooo

[@baldcape4115]

As one dude said, "She's real to me"

[@anemic-peachless]

sylvester stallone walked so discord mods could run

[@editingconvience99]

So....When did you first identify first relatable pain This scene:

[@samsonite8896]

How can she touch the wheel???? Wtf

[@boy_ur.a.blessing]

She can only touch things that are in the game that she’s a part of

[@VANTARTS]

the armor budget for the other kids LOL

[@MDJeez888]

I remember being devasted as a child

[@moistoxtapuss]

She's real, she just goes to another school.

[@speakersubject554]

What kind of relationship doesn’t ever hold hands or at least hug?

[@KrisGarland]

They were focas on finding his sister …

[@tharunsankar4926]

Literally me when I realized chatGPT wasn’t real as well.

[@catalinarose3306]

I'm gonna tell my children this was Gantz first movie

[@TraceguyRune]

I'm gonna tell my kids this was Sword Art Online

[@antichristhater3440]

Bro's schizophrenia meds finally kicked in.

[@madrangercorp8632]

Mans lost their sibling, went on a mission to a video game world, had a race, had a fight in an arena and lost. Spy kids 3 walked so The Mario movie could run. As Alex Meyers said.

[@brennathecatlover4360]

Mario franchise came out before spy kids tho

[@greensprite4979]

People says this movie had a bad cgi but i think they forgot that this is what video game looked like during this era.

[@ThatOne-s6g]

It's only bad compared to today. It was actually pretty decent by 2003 standards.

[@aussiefurbymogwaifan6621]

​​@@ThatOne-s6g and also some people find it nostalgic and aesthetic

[@indus7841]

They really didnt.

[@d.n.3652]

I was thinking the same thing about the first Tron movie. I thought that the graphics sucked and it didn’t hold up to todays standards. Then I remembered that’s how computers graphics looked in the 80s

[@aurahoneydew9607]

​@@ThatOne-s6gactually the CGI somehow got worse it's more textured yet somehow become phoney looking.

[@calu5426]

The first crush you never forget

[@JohnNy-qn2bc]

Bro you have to forget. Shes too young!

[@Shalltear-rx2zr]

​@@JohnNy-qn2bcyou cant jist forget your childhood crush

[@JohnNy-qn2bc]

@@Shalltear-rx2zr bro 💀

[@Starlynightlight]

Kimberly was my first crush (if you know who that is)

[@siphonophores]

​@@JohnNy-qn2bcshe's in her 30's now, doesn't sound young to me.

[@JoseMendoza-di4fq]

Poor Demetra! She really cares for Juni 😢

[@Katsuya81]

I'm gonna tell my grandkids this is Sword Art Online

[@Danieledu09]

I'm gonna tell my kids those kids were malcolm, reese and dewey

[@JoeBob189]

The kid friendly version of Maria in silent hill 2

[@MandyRose18]

I wish we could have seen what happened to the purple girl in that room when the door closed.

[@darkfluoresce1915]

"Your feelings for her, are not real" "THEY ARE REAL TO ME!"

[@joshcoyle3804]

They are because he really likes her

[@pjnmarksman9856]

Unleashed reference?

[@deusexmaximum8930]

What is the reference here?

[@TheAnonymousIndividual]

​​@@deusexmaximum8930Star Wars: The Force Unleashed II, you normie. The game released 14 years ago, you've no excuse.

[@SuperXzm]

@@TheAnonymousIndividual bruh that's cringe normie-slop never post again

[@syantsu6083]

Carmen was badass for this scene

[@NicSingleton]

The humble beginnings of AI

[@mikeh2650]

Don’t fall in love with the game Juni.

[@marcoscabezolajr.8408]

He didn't, he fell in love with a girl he met in the game.. who is made by the game, but she's a person

[@industriesofintelligence2236]

Basically an NPC

[@RPPPR33]

~~~Grandpa Cortez

[@Ranakade]

This scene alone predicted the future which is our society today. 🤣

[@e2k102]

He really wanted her email address and she's virtual just like one

[@MaxBraver555]

the definition of Virtual Girlfriend

[@LatinGiudo817]

The original AI girlfriend

[@happybuggy1582]

Top 10 anime betrayal by WatchMojo

[@whytho7930]

I CAN'T GET OVER HOW HARD CARMEN ATE THIS SCENE

[@mcride9773]

Shes his gf but never even held hands 😂

[@stargazing9154]

They need to rerelease this movie in theaters with modern 3D glasses.

[@yodogerik]

If you want the best 3D experience nowadays, use a VR headset. Since each eye has its own screen, there’s no blending between the images, and a nice headset has really good resolution. I don’t know how to go about doing it myself, but I know it’s possible, and from trying it with other folks, it works really well.

[@manuelbello5806]

The line from the grandpa don’t fall in love with a game could have hinted this

[@DavidStewart-np3cj]

Betrayal is the lowest of sins

[@AvocadoToast-]

2:13 “here’s our email addresses” damn

[@donbenyimm2]

For real, like before Facebook and Instagram (MySpace was about a year old I think, but having someone's email was easier than looking up their name).

[@joshhan2821]

I watched the spy kids series when i was like 5. Now that im rewatching clips, i never knew how shit the CGI was

[@superjackster0165]

IKR. But I think it's a little more forgivable in this movie because of how the characters are inside a video game

[@SammiPDanton]

You ever see Shark Boy And Lava Girl I believe it from the same creators as Spy Kids. it's CGI is even worse. ( I still kind love the movie though)

[@killedmee]

product of its time

[@elderleon1844]

it was a low budget movies cgi, have you see the star wars prequels? that have tons of cgi and age poorly, cgi in the 2000's wasn't really that good spcialy for scenary

[@Grastiars1]

@@elderleon1844Gollum still looks fantastic

[@richierich1166]

Junior was trying to fix her that’s all🙁…

[@kikithepupper6774]

I remember watching this in 2003 and I thought it was fun

[@DaltonHBrown]

2:13 They spent so much money getting Elijah Wood and Sylvester Stallone and several other big name actors, but couldn't afford to even give them a tiny bit of paper for a prop to use for their "E-mail addresses" 😂

[@demonteburns269]

I just noticed that 😂

[@JosephM]

LMAO 💀

[@summerhypersniper]

I believe it was purposely done that way, maybe they engraved it into pixels, y'know, they are nerds after all.

[@markbirtley135]

I’m pretty sure the vast majority of big name actors in the Spy Kids movies didn’t really get paid anything, they just did it bc they’re friends with Robert Rodriguez and it was a fun project to work on.

[@DaltonHBrown]

@markbirtley135 maybe, but still doesn't really explain why they couldn't have a piece of paper or some vague computer-y thing for a prop.

[@aimanghazi7043]

I find it funny that she looks like a girl version of Stallone.

[@jeremy144713]

Bro got catfished at like age 10

[@ikaachaval0426]

Bro got the blade runner treatment

[@3yearsago_GameMaster]

They're ahead of their time.

[@ggeerrppeess]

After all these years I still don't understand how the level's unbeatable because of the girl?

[@mullemax3138]

I remember watching this as a kid and even then I thought it was cringe

[@TTabbyTT]

The origin of having a "very real online girlfriend"

[@vasaline_slime_gaming98]

this popped up after that boy in florida necked himself when he found out he got finessed by a AI chatbot

[@matthewmontoya5508]

I also have a girlfriend......

[@eminkilicaslan8945]

"You look lonely Junior, I can fix that."

[@thugvida]

This scene and Haku from Naruto. Are the biggest plot twists of my childhood

[@Cerebralcortex9329]

Top 10 ten saddest anime deaths

[@JJfov1_FiveNightsAtFreddys]

“You’re supposed to be WINNING the race.” **steals a child and takes him away**

[@NewRetroLetsPlays]

Spy Kids predicted AI girlfriends.

[@enochswen3601]

ABSOLUTE CINEMA!!!

[@jmg9509]

2:13 Did he even hand her anything? Lmaoo

[@Frank-ci4dh]

Lmao

[@trashgum630]

1:22 You just lost the game

[@Urbanxx001]

Top 10 saddest anime moments

[@anthonyjames3]

Juni just like me fr

[@marshmellowknightvlogs2916]

The actress who played his girlfriend was gorgeous sad she didn’t get more recognition even Google makes it hard to find her name

[@gabuks1]

His sister seemed super jelous lol Sneaky director snuck that in never noticed that as a kid

[@Bloomix_winx1]

She was protective

[@gabuks1]

@Bloomix_winx1 No I think she had a crush on him It's cute

[@Bloomix_winx1]

@@gabuks1 what…

[@gabuks1]

@Bloomix_winx1 what do you not understand?

[@ThatOne-s6g]

@@gabuks1 not all of us are pornbrained like you.

[@MonkeyDLuffy-kv5xr]

Juni had an AI Gf before anyone else. The GOAT

[@jamalgordon8883]

Robot is Gaint

[@Follow_da_law]

Bro and the other kids gave his sister their email addresses!!! 😭😭😭 doesn’t get any more 2003 than that.

[@Youngreezy-fundraiser]

Imagine if she was real and he just smacked the crap out of her💀

[@lillythedevilchild5464]

Well if i was him ik what game id play everyday...

[@Bramandin]

That handshake at the end cured my depression.

[@Hummus420]

😢I want to go back

[@Rennisha]

Not the email addresses 😭

[@JesseNinja321]

When I first watched this movie, i didn't understand why she didn't come with Juni, his grandfather, his sister and his friends. But now, I understand why she didn't. She isn't real as Carmen proved to Juni. Demetra may have been lying to Juni all the time, but her tear shows that she was sorry and that she kind of had feelings on Juni that she made up her mistakes by helping Grandpa to escape. The saddest part is she couldn't come with them because she was a deceiver in the game. So, well done acting, Courtney. 👍😢

[@rainbow_game7141]

She was my first love, that was like eternity when i first watch that movie with my dad. Now i'm 23

[@rainbow_game7141]

Now i remember, that was a really lot of time

[@christopherclark8788]

@@rainbow_game7141 same also 23

[@justinwright4628]

agreed

[@JesseNinja321]

@svlsrv0010 How do you mean? Can you be specific please?