Is this the WORST Racing Game Ever? - Square Eyed Jak

MiDAS touched my childhood... with a game so unspeakably bad, it's taken me over 10 years to muster up enough courage to revisit it once again. Why you may ask? Because this just might be the absolute WORST racing game of all time!
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[@gamerguy425]

Batman Has the Joker

[@sling-b]

Funny how they call bends and corners "sissy" when just making the tracks a straight line is the sissiest track design in humanity.

[@officialFredDurstfanclub]

4 years late to the party but I did some research on this game and found it’s part of the SuperLite series in Japan, basically another budget line like the Simple series. Midas published a lot of these games in the rest of the world but the thing is with the SuperLite series is they were more often than not just re-releases of other games (Tetris, Cotton, etc) but the games they actually did make and were original were often VERY simple games. Crosswords, Mahjong, that sort of stuff. This is part of them. It’s literally simple racing. As basic as humanly possible.

[@BranSnakes]

How do you have the patience to sit through this shit?! I would've broke the disc lol

[@alex_-yz9to]

HOLLY SHIT it's the 96TH episode?

[@otakon17]

>ever since Midas Touch'd me in the childhood

[@MrMegaMario64]

Three minutes of gameplay time.... I think your title is accurate!

[@RadioTails]

I dunno Jak, that guy at

[@DuelmasterX3]

Start Of The Video: How bad could it be?

[@ShogunGin0]

I think that Asian lady in the intro cinematic is supposed to be a riff on that one model who was kinda the mascot for Ridge Racer for several games. The hair is practically identical. I also find it hilarious that the character portraits are a mix of American indie comic rejects, and anime-esque rejects that look like bad Yu Yu Hakusho characters, if I'm citing a specific anime.

[@Trisaaru]

I've really been enjoying the videos you've been putting out these past few weeks. Keep up the good work, Jak!

[@patrickroncoski5706]

It's not everyday that we see a review that is longer than the game lol. Top notch as always, Jack!

[@decadentgamer3108]

Wow never heard f this game but then again, never heard of Midas in general like I mentioned in your last video but wow this game... I can see why it was disappointing to you, I'd feel the same way. But hey at the very least, you were able to beat a game that you couldn't beat when you were a child so that's a plus at least? lol

[@demonarcher1661]

Man dude love the content :)

[@Anon24052]

When I was younger, I used to love car racing games, like need for speed and gran turismo. I still do.

[@PS3GamingScotland]

These reviews are top notch mate. Keep them coming please. Would like to see you review more modern games too.

[@CRANTIME]

I'm actually so glad you cleaned the shit out of your PSone.

[@Killagoose77]

Just thought about it, there's so many racing games that have tracks that last about 3 minutes, effectively meaning those single tracks offer more gameplay than Dragstars. I feel bad for you and the other misfortunate kids that had to play that.

[@Sephinova]

i’m hoping you review “Hunchback of Notre dame and Legend of Pocahontas” betting they’ll be masterpieces.

[@andresugalde916]

No way, Big Rigs is the absolute worst.