Squashing The Bert Beef w/ Joe List | Your Mom's House Ep. 729

[@notajedi4046]

Spend the first two minutes talking about how great Saatva mattresses are, open the show with how horrible their sleep has been 😂😂😂

[@codydowling6269]

Glad I wasn't the only one to find humor in this

[@evancallow4356]

I also noticed that, maybe he was on the couch

[@DiscGolfAddict]

Soooo satva is great sleep right???? About to loose that sponsor

[@frankg882]

Haha great catch!!

[@EarthlyEden1]

To play devils advocate here, doesn't matter how fantastic a mattress is, if I am getting up a 6 45, gonna be pissed off and tired.

[@beanbo5417]

Nadav in his rightful place in the cool guy hall of fame

[@user-bt2od3yw1b]

He will be back, I still have a feeling this is a long joke xD

[@RandyMarsh22]

@@user-bt2od3yw1bit’s not, he quit so he doesn’t have to run that marathon🤣

[@SpaceCatKungFu]

Pour one out for Patty. 🍻🍀

[@neighborbruce]

​@@RandyMarsh22I think he had a hard time with the taunting in general. You could tell he REALLY hated the anti-TRANSitional lenses gag. Plus, he did say he's still training to run a marathon - just not so soon. Don't be low and loose and spread misinformation about our boy Patty 🙏

[@RandyMarsh22]

@@neighborbruce your ability to not get the joke i was making is pretty low and loose

[@snoookie456]

Brat Kischler being offended that a sober guy doesn't want to go in a bar is like 2/2 on his narcissist alcoholic checklist.

[@24749ersrock]

Joe’s last two specials are top tier comedy gold.

[@zcrafton]

Love seeing Nadav immortalized in the studio. RIP 🙏🏻

[@user-jn1hb5dh7w]

choked on water when i saw that.

[@A3urden0nU]

I miss his laughs tho.... it should be like a laugh track, which would be hilarious... and it's only triggered by Zolo, another Jew.

[@jheal62]

I can’t believe Tom is supporting an anti trans activist.

[@chilloutdude3617]

@@jheal62 He really has stooped pretty low, huh. Dang...Anti.....trans.

[@ThomasPisz]

Tragic death. Rip nadav

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

Long story short: Bert tried to make someone else's bachelor party all about him. Shocking, right?

[@anxheloripa449]

This is such an underrated comment 😂😂

[@thedude1316]

HAHAHAHA. Yeah. Bert is an idiot.

[@jacobiwilson3887]

I'd be surprised if he didn't considering he has to be the STAR of everything he does.

[@missMichellePower]

Brooooooo Bert is such a narcissist lol I feel so bad for Joe. He’s like the sweetest dude and Bert probably hates him cuz he doesn’t drink and Bert needs alcohol in his life so bad 😅

[@JBGC916]

🤯

[@greglong5098]

Love when Tim and Christy do boomer improv for the first part of every show.

[@NinersFanMan]

Dude telling Pete Holmes that he thinks like a woman in the opening clip was GOLD!

[@k.c.simonsen2]

Joe List has gone from "who's this goofy guy?" to being an absolute legend in my mind over the past 6 months. He's so good at comedy and randomly an incredible actor too.

[@TheSeedforme]

PFFFFFRTTTTT huh

[@covidkiller420]

Happened to me in 2020. Took a chance on Tuesday with stories cuz I loved Mark Normand and ended up becoming such a huge fan of that show and both of them

[@sethgsf4120]

Same exact thing happened to me but during covid

[@b0ssatr0n91]

Big facts

[@user-vv8bq7mm2o]

Says you, he's been funny for a lot longer and 'absolute legend' c'mon relax

[@brianthomas8411]

Its pretty obvious bart felt joe was stealing his thunder. In hid mind, everyone was going to eat his food and hed get to feel like the greatest person ever. When joe bought pizzas, that threw his whole idea off and he responded the only way he knew how. Like a petulant child.

[@Christopher-md7tf]

I legit don't understand how anybody can stand hanging out with him, he's the most annoying person on the planet

[@TheMrsoulkitchen]

Yeah he really is a piece of work

[@user-vv8bq7mm2o]

Great summary, so much clearer now

[@samanthab1923]

Yup, he’s not that hard to figure out. Huge Baby Huey

[@Terrible0x0Trivium]

BuT hE's ThE mAcHiNe

[@JackkNapier]

I can tell how much time Joe List and Mark Normand spend together by their vocal cadences

[@washingtonotters7816]

The partner thing is because after the age of 30 and you’re not married saying boyfriend sounds like you’re in high school and not in a long term serous relationship 😂😂😂😂

[@washingtonotters7816]

@@Anoneemus_Noenayme eeek I couldn’t imagine the eye roll my boyfriend would give if I called him my husband. But that’s just me. I just feel weird saying boyfriend in my mid 30s. Being 36 is just weird period. Everything by feels strange and uncertain

[@Not_Genie]

I love the painting of that Irish guy behind Christina he seems like a really cool guy.

[@mysticapprentice]

The coolest.

[@jpmotovlogs996]

Circumcised too ;)

[@transformerstuff7029]

bit jewish though

[@markduffy6776]

Now hanging out with Shaymus in Killarney

[@mysticapprentice]

@@markduffy6776 😂😂😂😂😂

[@rossw5576]

How could Bort ever be upset more food is available to shovel into his face.

[@ajx16]

He literally ate the pizza too. He just wanted to be the hero that saved Mark Normands bachelor party by getting everybody Thai food

[@N8_Mitchinson]

My son is also called Bort

[@twofatchicksproductions9015]

I've watched all 3 of Joe List's most recent specials and loved every minute of each one. It was so much fun to see him on the show.

[@s00065705]

After moving in with my girlfriend, after five years together. I started calling her my partner. Seemed abit immature to keep calling her my girlfriend all the time. Felt more comitale.

[@bend6799]

What is immature is not marrying her

[@s00065705]

@@bend6799 Thanks 🙄

[@bend6799]

@@s00065705 you’re welcome partner

[@jonathangonzalez3664]

Is it me or is Christina slowly morphing into Martin Scorsese's mom's from Goodfellas. "Why don't you settle down?"😂

[@BJJUSAF]

I think this pic speaks for itself. Discuss amongst yourselves… cdn.fedweb.org/fed-28/2/Linda-Richman-562px.jpg

[@thebonbrests741]

Omg hahahaha best comparison 👏

[@ETAisNOW]

Emojis are gay

[@jspaulding4106]

​@@ETAisNOW🏳️‍🌈

[@ETAisNOW]

@@jspaulding4106 ewww

[@matthewsommerville88]

Nadav now honored as a cool guy! Wonderful touch mommies

[@user-vv8bq7mm2o]

Nope

[@AhYesIndeedItsFunTime]

@@user-vv8bq7mm2o dude is so fat he left the pod to avoid the marathon

[@SocietyofIdiocracy]

Christina got the shades DeNiro wore in Casino lol

[@wasteland6961]

The ironic thing is that this event made Joe known to so many more people. When Ari first told the story I was like "who is this genius who broke Brent?" Now I know. Way to go, Joe.

[@thiagodomingues3879]

They finally covered pizza gate …. I’m team list …. I can only imagine how annoying it is to be be sober around all those drunk people.

[@zac.s]

Bert is probably the only member of team Bert.

[@dkarahtee5340]

As a 3 year sober alcoholic, I can tell you that seeing people who take drinking into the stratosphere, especially when you care about them, is one of the worst things imagineable. I'm really glad Joe made it on. I'm a Tuesgay and a mommy and this marriage makes me gay like my dad.

[@danieljohn9257]

Yeah, f#ck that noise. I totally agree, Thiago. If I’m having a few drinks myself, I’ll have a good time and go ahead and put up with the ones who have to drink until they’re wasted and never just enjoy a nice beer buzz. I pace myself to stay un-sober but not wasted either. 😏 Now if I’m not drinking for alcoholism or any other reasons like driving etc., then yeah…no. Uh uh. No way should anyone do that unless they have chosen to have an unpleasant evening. 😁

[@philmccrakin9782]

As a poor, I appreciate these east coast blue collar comedians.

[@timgonzales2891]

There is nothing blue collar about them lol. They probably haven't had a real job in a decade+, if ever. You're talking about people that get paid to travel around and speak on stage.

[@frecklefart909]

​@@timgonzales2891I mean, being an entertainer is a real job. You could not sound more miserable, jealous and poor all the same time😂😂😂 Loser.

[@nickg7738]

@@timgonzales2891 spoken like a poor

[@chaseobassmusic]

@@timgonzales2891r/woosh

[@animuslite8809]

​@@timgonzales2891i think he's kidding timmy boy

[@FrostyFeelin]

They showed Joe videos and stumbled through the whole podcast, then the final 2 mins finally ask him about his movie and special LOL

[@Gixsir]

Show has suck for a while now

[@robertsimon2262]

This podcast is such a shit show now. Just stop releasing the podcasts and make them good again

[@strictlybananas]

The show feels so empty without Nadav’s laugh bleeding out from the sound room

[@rangleski3695]

Any funny bit doesn't hit half as hard now. Might as well just use a cricket sound after every joke.

[@strictlybananas]

@@rangleski3695 haha yeah it’s actually wild how much his presence is missed

[@user-vv8bq7mm2o]

You mean far less annoying

[@jarnold1789]

@@strictlybananas He definitely added something to the show for me. I just hope he can find success on his own. When he was describing his future plans on his farewell episode I was feeling pretty uneasy for him

[@Plexzzz]

Whatever the beef is I’m immediately on Joes side

[@stuartthomas94]

there's literally zero chance it's not Bert's fault. Fake wheeze laughing the whole way.

[@chaddixson8398]

AH HUNDRED PERCENT

[@blueandgreenslacks]

Eff Bart in the A😂

[@kjnewell7243]

Absolutely

[@KneeJerkReactions13]

Joe was being a baby. Wanted pizza now! Bert was flexing but not wrong.

[@BlainePlaysGames]

YMH: "Buy this mattress, till be the best sleep you've ever had. I sleep on mine every night and its magical" Also YMH: "I SLEPT LIKE SHIT."

[@djlive408]

That’s why you have love comics, they are straight up with everything.

[@J-Dawgdizzlefizz]

The Nadav picture is classy AF of them to do for such a cool guy

[@Daddestmanontheplanet]

When he said “even his sweater is black” I was waiting on Nadavs laugh 😂

[@ihatedrums]

just remember everyone. this content isn't for the poors.

[@joecool2721]

Or people that work at the airport

[@davetaylor2185]

The portrait of Nadav is absolute gold!!

[@BoinkrNanis]

He made it to the cool guy club. Proud of that turned J

[@kingkillagaming]

OMG I can't stop laughing at the angry golfer clip!!!! So damn funny!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@szacktones]

It’s always a good ep. when Fedsmoker makes an appearance. RIP to the King Chomo.

[@FL-Kman]

That portrait of Nadav is perfection

[@kindlycheez9025]

Having fedsmokers whole clip censored is a travesty

[@ratfacedudeguy_]

The touch my camera through the fence... I almost cried. I guess rtard has fallen off as the lesser of the letter-word evils.

[@itsmeagain966]

YMH has really fallen huh :(

[@boogermcphee2847]

I love isolation. I regularly go days without human contact. I think the longest I’ve gone is 3 weeks, and it was not a struggle at all. I think it’s because I hate surprises, so I have a pathological need to always know what’s going on around me, and being in isolation my mind is at peace.

[@señor916xfour]

Tom said he was tired at the beginning yet it turned out to be the best episode in a minute!!

[@Jaret_Pealer]

Christine turning every episode into a therapy session and talking about how shitty her parents were is getting annoying

[@raichuraichu7632]

💯

[@wyatthausman4377]

Whatever is going on between Bart and Joe. We already know bert started it.

[@jessiecstll]

Native portrait is GOLD. People in the comments reminding me i wont know when to laugh without him lol

[@thebonbrests741]

They really are testing RPC's patience by putting his portrait next to Unc 😅

[@kaodik]

Joe list is terribly underrated. If u havent watched his standup..give it a shot

[@KneeJerkReactions13]

I tried. Love Normand, love Morril. Joe..meh

[@kaodik]

​@KneeJerkReactions13 oh wow really? They are from the same cloth. Well Sam is a little more serious. Joe and Mark are very similar but I also prefer mark

[@shawnweber8524]

​@@KneeJerkReactions13that's very odd, his specials are great and he speaks very similarly to Mark.

[@kaodik]

@@shawnweber8524 u see how similar list and Normand are when listen/watch Tuesdays

[@schweber10]

@@KneeJerkReactions13 I'm with you, I like him as a guest on pods, but his stand up is overrated

[@I___Love___U]

Let’s call it how it really is. Joe List has more comedic chops in is pinky than Bert does in his entire body

[@cougheeboyb]

All day

[@andrewtregoning]

To be fair Joe list is an absolute monster stand up, he's way better than most

[@thruxtonvalrico67]

Nadav has been IMMORTALIZED in the portrait as the only J allowed in French Aristocracy. NICE!!

[@mchawk315]

More bad takes from tom and christina. 🙄

[@WingedSoda]

Which takes?

[@tylersypherd5461]

My poor ass can’t wait to listen to this pod.

[@mattburdette1984]

Every episode is 2 hours of how rich tom is now.. so relatable love it

[@comree11]

Rich comics just lose their edge

[@iangreen7136]

My favorite was I had to wake up early.... 630 am

[@michaelmcgrath7042]

we died poor so he could be rich

[@MrDustinthewind23]

Lost all respect for the dude this week. Loves being a tragic person, and was born into generational wealth. Mother Fucker wouldn’t do anything like this with the starting points most folks have. Stick to observational comedy not social science or economic critique

[@Christopher-md7tf]

The fat poors are at it again 😂 iT's nOt rElAtAbLe

[@yobeytrice4777]

Tim telling all the partners out there to grow up is much needed!

[@Dowinohue]

There’s something ironic about mentioning 1984 when talking about controlling language, while arguing against change and for maintaining the status quo.

[@gurshu12]

Sorry I'm late to commenting, I got held behind (had to check my luggage twice today, because of how poor I look). I'm sad to see Tim and Krissy sleeping like us poors, I thought that winner money affords you good sleep? I guess I don't know that much, but I do only have a poor's education.

[@mattsammi4143]

I love Christina but did she steal Kim Jong Il’s glasses from the Team America movie?

[@Kansanite]

I thought the same but fortunately they're just the real Kim's glasses instead 😂

[@4Everlast]

When two actually solid comedians can't see a troll master, you know something's up.

[@CrPio167]

Tom taking flying lessons but can't afford to buy one and has to ride with all the poors

[@adhocsophist]

I call my fiancé partner because it confuses my boomer coworkers and then they don't ask about my personal life

[@flynnplumlee5293]

#lifehack

[@DepthFromAbove]

To be fair, they already knew you were gay.

[@robmiller6785]

So gay

[@automaticwriting4220]

It’s ok, my dog is gay as well.

[@JoelMatton]

Speaking of emotional toddlers, Tom throwing a temper tantrum because a lady at American Airlines asked him to check some luggage sounds like emotional toddler to me

[@MVdudu2k]

where did that come out?

[@JamesSmith-ww6zm]

Love the friendship amongst knuckleheads! Keep up the good work fellas! Y’all give something to look forward to, which is laughter. Golden boys!

[@travisSimon365]

As an Aussie - we use the term 'partner' so that it's not a used exclusively by gays. Therefore gays can use it without outing themselves. That said, it's not a big deal. Also, it's easy to make fun of minorities when you are a white, middle-aged male.

[@bennjamight]

Imagine what ari would say if Tom killed his mom in a helicopter

[@mjstevens92]

😂😂😂

[@joshhulsey7322]

Nice! Underrated comment

[@imbradandyouarenot]

2 Bears sucks now. I haven't finished one in a month.

[@JoeDunnit]

I'm not with most of the guest bear situations. The Huberman episode was good, but that could've been a Tom Talks episode.

[@elhobo9376]

I wanted to watch this then I remembered..... in the words of master Tom I'm "a poor"

[@AMZ999.]

christina dying at the toothbrush video is amazing

[@ethansandlin1799]

Joe seems like the grown man that suggests charades

[@jbean9021]

You are 100% right 😂

[@Liv-lq9jg]

So dull

[@alejandrojalmeyda-gonzalez7907]

@@Liv-lq9jg He's nervous, its a big podcast with industry comedians. Watch Stavies World with him and Stavros

[@annabethsmith-kingsley2079]

He's sober: he's trying to stay entertained in a room full of drunkards.

[@Liv-lq9jg]

@@annabethsmith-kingsley2079 awww I feel badly now

[@Jimmyjohnson17768]

Nadav on the cool guy wall is truly epic. Rest in piece pat

[@kennyglidewell8594]

Jesse Peterson is the real life Uncle Ruckus🤣🤣🤣

[@chadquick8765]

😭😭😭the Nadav portrait got me dying laughing rn

[@filthy-casual]

Australians use “partner” instead of boyfriend/girlfriend because it’s very common here to have long term relationships and not be married. It’s to emphasise the relationship as more serious than just dating. Nothing to do with gender.

[@davidbailey9382]

Why not specify? I don't immediately think a person's relationship isn't serious if they say bf/gf unless that person has had 10-20 of them in a short span of time

[@BoinkrNanis]

Well in the states, it's a bit...fucking nuts. I said my gf to a group of women and they yelled at me to say partner, then in the same breath they said they dislike transwomen in sports. Idk, we have an intelligence issue in the states.

[@mrs.h2725]

The ppl in the states who are writing articles declaring what terms ppl should be allowed to use, or that husband/wife are negative terms, are mostly straight white women. Most of us queers don’t give an F, and will use partner just as commonly as we use bf/gf/husband/wife. There’s some drama queen ultra wokes who try to make it a big deal, but they’re the minority in our community. Just use whatever terms feels natural for you.

[@radhiadeedou8286]

​@@davidbailey9382imo boyfriend or girlfriend sounds weird if you're in your 40s or older

[@nicoleabate2162]

That's kinda what I figured lol

[@recebennett9869]

I think we need Dan Cummins on, and have him and Tom only talk about serial killers lol

[@fukuuu]

He's been doing the rounds. He'd be great on YMH

[@dustynutz4982]

Need to have the cast of Lil stinkers

[@DocWhiskey06]

That'd be awesome!

[@Leviajohnson]

Cummins is hilarious

[@WeekendUpdate7]

Hell yes

[@gscompston3856]

That portrait of Nadav is the most glorious tribute to the coolest guy around. And he's sitting on Christine's shoulder like her cool angel.

[@LowKey_Mojo]

Bert needs his ego obliterated

[@memorama66]

sounds like we need to get Bert and Joe in a home run derby to see who has the better swing.

[@Boilingbass]

Just not the same without Nadav laughing his tits off in the background

[@user-vv8bq7mm2o]

Ya far less annoying now

[@8thlvlMage]

You're right, it's better.

[@karlsolanthi3128]

Does Christina realise when she's complaining about the creep in the women's gym class she's essentially advocating for safe spaces for women? I love YMH, but it's pretty confusing how they keep switching between woke and anti-woke, and sarcastically agreeing with alt right views then gradually sliding into genuinely agreeing with some aspects.

[@jrflores8834]

Nadav is in the kool guys club and his portrait behind Christina's left side actually looks authentic

[@kev_vill]

Let's goooo Joe is criminally underrated

[@Wetterwet]

His recent special was terrific

[@wking8]

Tuesday's with stories gets me through the week

[@chemxcore]

Funcle Joe!

[@WKRP187]

His Dad's Gay!

[@shanestephens4728]

Oh no, we’re not doing this again. Everyone knows Dan Soder is criminally underrated!!!

[@AbeldeBetancourt]

Do you think Israel going to war and destroying a Mosque explains Nadav's big plans for the future??

[@imemberberry]

I'll give you 6 million reasons why this whole thing is Nadav's fault.

[@tylerbailey3978]

I absolutely love the prisoner breakdowns and guessing what they are in for. Its a beautiful prisoner gameshow. Keep them coming.

[@linusgustafsson9865]

If Todd doesnt make that Nadav coolguy painting a merch poster, i dont even know what the world is anymore.

[@miroirs-jumeaux]

I saw it as soon as I read your comment. 👀

[@hannibalbarca4430]

In conclusion to Joe’s story, Bert is a raging alcoholic

[@engagechad]

Just when I think I'm out (slightly) of YMH, they pull me back IN with List.. Love Joe List. Tuesdays with stories rules.

[@boss2ndtfs]

I feel you on that. Did you finish the ep? Kinda like a solo ep and Joe is just there. The mommies just talk directly to one another in a few different spots. Joe might as well be a booth boy.

[@tymirra8769]

Charro in the cold plungs...... "ive watched that video like 40 times." "we havent watched our wedding video once." hahahahahhahhaaha

[@jacobparsons8179]

i like hoe joe didnt want to tell the story until tom insisted he actually said something for his episode

[@sumquak]

It wasn’t just the laugh. Nadav was the good person needed to make cruelty funny.

[@mjstevens92]

Yeah and then he was treated like a court jester. No wonder he made his exit.

[@TheIdiotninja]

​@@mjstevens92left because the marathon would have required him to ambulate

[@mjstevens92]

@TheIdiotninja Idk. They treat ya like a joke, you leave em like it's funny 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@thebigdirty2107]

Joe looks genuinely scared with the TikTok curations lol

[@pete3028]

I went on a Jesse binge last week and didnt expect him to be opening the show.. hilarious.

[@genghis26]

Who's going to get drunk and start arguing with the one sober guy to prove being drunk is better? St.Bert of Kreischer, of course. God love him.

[@jamesblight8850]

Christina's really Berting it up this episode.

[@BlammoGer]

She is awful

[@krism5690]

She does every episode. Meow meow meow meow

[@amslu]

Without Navad laughter this podcast is half what it used to be. Plus Tom is now a Karen..

[@verakoo6187]

I love when old people say "i grew up on a plantation" and people look at that like they were a slavery victim. If ur alive today and grew up on a plantation, u grew up rich af.

[@williamhannum6275]

Bert might feel threatened by Joe because Joe is a sober ex-alcoholic. He probably feels subconsciously judged by him even though Joe could care less. Joes a better comedian too. In fact Joes the best comedian out of everyone in this story.

[@snapees]

Christina: you haven’t even watched our wedding video once- Tom: -Yeah, I’m talking about things that are *fun* (cue Tom’s signature shit eating grin/smirk) 💀 😂

[@perturbedxtirade7428]

I'm too poor to watch the podcast. Wish I had a rich daddy like Tom

[@kealebogamadimabe131]

We all need one

[@modernmasculinity6560]

Segura’s net is worth $10 million. Compare that to Seinfeld ($15 billion), Jay Leno ($3 billion), or Chapelle ($2 billion) . Hell even Bill Burr is worth $15 million. Among his peers Tom is one of “the poors”.

[@markketchenjr9335]

Joe list is always a great pod guest !!

[@modernmasculinity6560]

Pretty hilarious Tom considers himself rich with a net worth of $10 million. If Seinfeld, Chappelle, Leno, Kevin Hart, or even Dane Cook woke up tomorrow and found out they only had $10 million to their name they would unalive themselves. Among his peers, Tom is definitely one of the poors.

[@verb13]

Who else immediately ffwd to the joe list segment?

[@Deceptinominon]

Nadav right next to Ol Shit Eyes is poetic and hilarious 😂

[@gimplord3730]

I have often wondered what to call your significant other in a relationship that you've been in for multiple years. I am married now but my wife and I were together for nearly 10 years before taking that next step (decided to start a family). Did not consider her my GF anymore as we had been living a life together for several years, but for that time we were not married. I did refer to her as my partner. Thinking what else would have made sense?

[@ernmnster]

Mariachi and chicken nuggets, really went all out for the Fart Mistress

[@Z28Blake]

Could hear Nadav laughing during Mark's First Date yesterday.... I miss that Irish J.

[@user-bt2od3yw1b]

I thought i heard him laughing on this ep too in the background at one point lol

[@DezRD]

I love that Nadav made the wall of cool guys!

[@jldrum89]

I think we can all agree on one thing. It was all Bert’s fault 😂

[@WalTxAaroN]

Joe is one of my favorite standups. I needed this today.