Squid Pizza 🦑🍕

Squid Pizza 🦑🍕
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[@Dom_Maretti]

Calamari is a meat that must either be barely cooked at all, or slowly simmered for hours. That middle zone is what is known as the inner tube zone. Fried calamari has to be cooked for no more than 3 minutes. If you want calamari that won't be like rubber on a pizza, you'll have to simmer it in some kind of liquid with oil of some kind in it for at least 3 hours, then you'll also have to put it onto the pizza *below* the cheese layer.

[@karactr8361]

I came to say this exact thing. Parbake the pie, add raw squid then cook to finish.

[@doc.rankin577]

Just here to once again ask for that subway pizza

[@remimcqueen6338]

LOL right

[@JosephShemelewski]

With the wrapper?

[@Battfro]

Bro 😂 You recooked the squid😂 You can't do that😂Squid texture turns to shit if overcooked 😂 You got to make it fresh bro 😂

[@panwall1327]

Trevor tried to tell you the Nat Geo theme song was Eyewitness' theme song, but we caught him. He can't get by us.

[@brettwintersmusic]

The Dire Dire Docks cameo 🥰

[@FrebbinsIsh-yn7xv]

YOOO GEZORA SEEN W GID

[@FrebbinsIsh-yn7xv]

He aint a squid but hes close enough.....lol

[@godzillagaming-topic1368]

W to you for knowing who Gezora is.

[@StarSc0re]

Gezora from Space Amoeba on the thumbnail 👀

[@axiss5840]

Good god that single bar of the Eyewitness intro song hit me like a rhino.

[@fbo717]

probably crappy calamari/it was cooked twice

[@noahnemec5711]

It’s Olive Garden. Of course it’s crappy calimari

[@feqol]

​@noahnemec5711 the fact that its cooked again too

[@captainc0rgi]

The best part of squid is the tentacles so that was some very sad calamari

[@chefbenardee1408]

I absolutely loved the Dire Dire Docks background music... it's a nice touch for us millennials

[@Urg4nm0m]

1. Olive Guarden anything is shit 2. Overcooked squid will be super chewy In conclusion... no shit

[@elephantt2077]

That HAYYYY caught me off-guard

[@Ryan-qr4ey]

Squidlicious

[@michelleportelli5487]

0:24 0:26 wow he showed the scenes of gezora from space amoeba that's amazing

[@kenshin4113]

Ah yes, the club penguin pie.

[@alexSssedits]

UNDERRATED

[@time2play439]

This is great

[@alexiskiri9693]

Oh, I am terrified. Don't do it!@!!@ I beg you Trevor. Don't put your life at risk. We need you, buddy. Hail the Pizza.

[@FloofyOneTorpheus]

Played Splatoon and now I feel guilty that I want this

[@randomaccountwithmusic4206]

delicious idea

[@shaynegallagher6006]

Please make a chili pizza

[@D0Gdidthemath]

What's Gezora doing in the thumbnail?

[@ChaosBW]

You are correct in your guess The legs of the squid ARE the best part The head is rubbery and disgusting

[@deptofcarstereorepair]

squid

[@xxJing]

I love calamari

[@solotommy95]

You HAVE to start using cocktail sauce (non alcoholic) when it comes to smoked salmon, calamari or crustaceans. Or at least try it, PLEASE.

[@Defeationist]

cornbeef pizza

[@GringatTheRepugnant]

As a biologist I feel obligated to say giant squid don't live in the benthic zone!

[@jonathansteiner8053]

Not so fun fact, (Squid) Calamari and pigs anus are so similar that they can both legally be called "Calamari" Some resterauts will sell pigs anus calamari as a "cost effective" strategy

[@kunkmiceter]

Not sure if that's true or not but hilarious either way. 😂

[@lukesoto716]

Gross absolutely gross you can eat fried squid with chicken parm thats it but never put it on pizza that's disgusting people please dont try anything gross like this stick to toppings on pizza that's tasty an not gross

[@althentik]

This was entertaining enough but reheating Olive Garden calamari on a homemade pizza is stupid. Is he a cook or is that part of the joke?