Squad News 3

[@Armin2012]

*”This just in, local aviary attraction Brian’s Bird Barn has suffered a major break in. However, to the surprise of local police, there appeared to be no signs of vandalism or theft from the premises. The only abnormality discovered was a trail of feathers leading from the museum’s world-renowned Parakeet exhibition to the male lavatories. Police Commissioner C. H. Patrol, and his Department of Volary Enforcement (DoVE), were called in early this morning to help local law enforcement due to the stifling nature of the crime. The DoVEs were established recently after the infamous Pigeon Pandemonium, a coordinated violation of various wildlife throughout the nation. An insider source suggests that the perpetrators were led by repeat offender ‘Medix’, well known for his desecration of multiple gaggles of swans, and betrayal of long-term accomplice ‘Sandvich’. An on duty nightguard at the museum, Larry Daley, had this to say: “Ya know, I was just wanderin’ around the place, and nothing seemed to be up. The birds were squawking and screeching like usual, but real [expletive] loud. So, ya know, I took a pill or two, as I had a bit of a headache coming on, and the next thing I knew all the alarms were ringing, and the front door was wide open. Nothing was taken or anything, but the birds were acting a bit strange. Quiet. The birds were quiet. As if they had seen something, ya know, as if they had something stuck up their pooper!”. We’ll keep you updated as new information on this peculiar case comes in. More at 11.”* Finally, a news source I can trust

[@oddacity5883]

It’s always safe to trust Pew News

[@DJSbros]

Fucking legendary.

[@daehkcidemos]

There’s a new contestant!

[@AnOrdinaryIndian69]

@@oddacity5883 i am not going to look at that

[@Squiders]

V14 is out bois, but they removed the unarmed role 😥 Edit: big news bois, they’ve added them back in a hotfix. Crisis averted

[@YouTube-Security]

Squiders I know 😭😭

[@djfrost5420]

I havent played squad since v10 lol

[@mattdovale]

Aww

[@BlueNoteGaming_]

...till we meet again unarmed role...

[@conradharbidge1751]

Squad news should report on every new editions in the new versions through their unique viewpoint

[@gamesj1]

The real hero is the camera man. For always recording. We Salute you!

[@Tr4wnet]

So noones going to mention the excellent character point animation at 2:36. It was perfect.

[@stalker5299]

i know right i was looking at the comments waiting for someone to mention it

[@CornHolePatrol]

i had a really bad cold during half these clips lmao just listen to my voice! ahahaha

[@DaveYogs]

honestly, didnt notice at all, ma dude

[@Soaps7]

Yknow, there's an untapped market here. Squiders, you just opened my eyes to the next potential Red vs. Blue. The cinematic potential for Squad is unparalleled to any game on any platform at the moment, and the realistic narrative mixed into a Machinima style series is unventured territory I believe. Great work on the video by the way, the intro with the Russian speaking, well Russian, really got me immersed haha.

[@TheKevKev12321]

Still better than CNN I guess...

[@sneeds-feed-n-seed]

that's not a hard thing to achieve

[@kwisatzhaderach1458]

My toilet spins news better than Clown News Network

[@2023-Sucked]

I swear that all the news stations are just so bad, I legit just stopped watching the news

[@shotjon2957]

@@2023-Sucked only news station I watch is Sir Swag

[@xikungao2376]

That MEDIX guy deserves an Oscar award. lmao

[@Sengg0]

Eat this you fuckin commies ! CornHole: Wait, arent we the commies ? pure gold

[@Felric_Imperiales-XII]

Medix is just an absolute unit.

[@guilty_mulburry5903]

0/10 not enough war crimes

[@oddacity5883]

9/11 Still pretty tame

[@thehavoccompany-a3]

I'm just so focused on the fact you timed the passenger animation perfectly with when he said "this man to me left", having the character model point to the guy as he said it lol

[@dj_vanx]

Squad models now show where the player looks in vehicles

[@samuelyap9367]

" you should keep your heads down son" WELL, MR PRESIDENT

[@abeherbert6603]

Just John F Kennedy coming out of nowhere had me in stitches.

[@thunderbear0]

Do this stuff in post scriptum there's a role of camera man so you can make cool videos on it

[@lorbor1050]

yess please

[@TheTeoras1]

These videos are actually pretty entertaining :P

[@gowen_places_5471]

Much better than Fox and CNN combined👍

[@oddacity5883]

It’s 0.001 + 0.001 = 0.002

[@gowen_places_5471]

@Ryan Kerper haha true lol

[@maddoxhill9773]

“They touched me...” 😂😂 Laughed so hard at that 1:31

[@jakeslay9180]

"Once that first bullet flies past your head... Politics and all tha shi* just goes right out the window"

[@jakeslay9180]

THANKS SQUIDERS! (Low key fanboying rn) lol have a good one

[@brianlop44]

I never expected to see myself in a KZbin video like this, but hey here we are

[@brianlop44]

In case anyone wants to know I’m the guy who’s screaming “WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE” when they’re in the attic of the house

[@andrekrav7202]

"That's a massive AR-15 you got there son"

[@nasausa362]

-"You have any last f*ckin words?" -"Ummm..." *boom*

[@-medium]

9:18 they’re in the background dying and they just talk about how it can be used 😂 I fuckin love these news

[@dipp9120]

Ah yes the most reliable news source on the platform.

[@Miffidurf]

I loved the start of this video, but I was also really happy you went back the the traditional clips after. An all round amazing video again Squid.

[@Squiders]

cheers dude

[@jacksonrhodes1500]

Just found your channel and is now one of my favorites for this series

[@Oscarmike247]

2:36 That random hand animation matched perfectly with what you were saying. The animation is grabbing the radio, but it looked like a hand gesture introducing the guy on the left. haha

[@aidenhall8593]

Keep those cameras rolling its showbiz baby

[@colonelcrockett2250]

I haven't played Squad since V7.1 this shit looks incredible

[@ProAverageGuy]

After a 1000 hours, i can tell you that it has been developed so much.

[@TheJuzy]

Squiders is basicly the Ross Kemp of Squad. Maybe a bit more scared now that i think about it.

[@WilbanksUSMC]

Historically accurate, I like it.

[@defunctworld]

especially the part where the russians speak serbian XD

[@Hansen_FBI]

Ah yes. another trustful news source. Pew news, and Squad News. That's what I'm talking about.

[@conradharbidge1751]

Squad news should report on every new editions in the new versions through their unique viewpoint

[@LyonPercival]

*IT'S BACK GUYS! IT'S BACK! THE FAVORITE NEWS SOURCE! 2nd to PEWNEWS!*

[@mrThepunisher92]

dude this series is awesome. Love both your videos and cornhole's :D

[@EmperorCheed]

6:39 OH MY LORDY

[@andresa.ruizv.7413]

This is super entertaining!! Love Squad News!

[@TheNavypilot321]

I like the han solo reference

[@snxes]

This is best news channel ever.

[@apokalypz08]

I see squad news, i click

[@Chrisforreals]

V14 killed squad news damm

[@kwisatzhaderach1458]

The devs have a way of making the game....worse

[@TrigonixZeNW]

What did I miss?

[@illmanneredgentlemen4295]

New modern warfare looks good.

[@danielgadberry4998]

Squiders making Machinima cool again👏🎮📹

[@john01112]

I just found your videos and they have cured my depression. 2021 aint so bad now

[@88kar88]

Finally, some quality journalism.

[@breakfaust]

me: :( squad news 3: me: :)

[@gabrielnieves3972]

Love can bloom, HERESY WHERE IS THE COMMISAR PURGE THE XENO

[@johnmonroe2654]

Love your vids they're straight fire tbh

[@saxondiehl2682]

#1 news channel on squad

[@WilbanksUSMC]

V14 is out cant wait for your video on it ;)

[@brianthao102]

I love that Family Guy Star Wars weapons malfunction skit.

[@4shoclips483]

Just noticed there is no Squad News 4. We have been out of the loop without our news. Did your broadcasting license get revoked?

[@redcell9636]

your typical SAW gunner in any US branch of the military ever NCO: "How you doing today" SAW: "Fuck off"

[@CaptianNelf]

Ah the pic for the video sure does things justice. Civilians is such a funny way of spelling acceptable casualties

[@thedurkenwarden]

RIP Squad News Next update removes surrendering (Next month or so and it’s in public testing) EDIT: IM WRONG ITS NOW A CLASS WITH A SYMBOL AND ITS OWN DESCRIPTION

[@PolaPosts]

War, war never changes.

[@luizviniciusvieiraalexandr4979]

Medix after that momento give me PTSD 9:30

[@zaidanmujahid6567]

Its just getting better and better

[@adamjensen7961]

YES!!! YEEEESSSSSS!!!! Unarmed role or not, ONE THOUSAND TIMES YEEEESSSSSS!!!!!!!

[@jphil-mk8bw]

10:26 he went to heaven

[@synjhindb9892]

Honestly, this is the best series I've seen in years. MOAR

[@DaggerOneMike]

The Blue Harvest, Family Guy Reference Was Awesome.

[@SmokeBigi]

now that squad added surrendering animation they need to add the french army for maximum immersion

[@ProAverageGuy]

They removed it again, in v14. Probably because they didn't wanna implement the french army.

[@JakeAvatar1]

The star wars reference... hahaha

[@nerino_chan]

*i smell scheckles* :”)

[@colonelcrockett2250]

Medix is my best friend. He just doesn't know it yet

[@Quesadla]

*SQUIDERS* Congratulations man, 30k subs. Just a month ago you were celebrating 10k. Completely deserved. Cant wait until next month when you're at 100k subs.🤙

[@jonspicer5055]

I so love this series so much lol

[@tomaszpiwkowski5508]

Weapons malfunction? Han Solo is that you?

[@lieutenantdan110]

4:26 nice star wars reference

[@cmdoxee]

Great videos dude :D Keep it up

[@frumplegaming2362]

Beautiful... This is truly a beautiful video

[@Yaroslav_Tselovanskyi]

Rebel: Has an RPG Leftist media: - That's a massive AR15 you have there son! 😂😂😂

[@deathgripskaraoke9351]

Boomer

[@minorheavyhand2776]

2:28 FIRMLY GRASP IT

[@trashcompactorYT]

2:39 immersion level 1 trillion

[@pibloackbar5420]

A consistent soviet womble, you have my attention.

[@zaelgarviel9766]

"They touched me" Oh..ma poor boy.

[@beefstew6512]

that family guy bit

[@MacMillian]

I havent laugh like this in some time Thank you pal. Hope to see your channel grow

[@bigmonke7661]

We need to be able to talk to the opposing team

[@bhurger787]

18:42- I CERTAINLY HOPE YOU HAVE A FISHING LICENSE!!!

[@dr.mantistoboggan9695]

That obscure family Guy / starwars reference is amazing.

[@Endymenbro]

My god that description killed me! I am going to use it to make fun of my USMC friend.

[@thunderbear0]

I love this series!

[@ThatDoodOnPC]

so this is what war is..... looks like fun!!!

[@ryanspalding875]

Is Medix related to Johnny Knoxville by any chance?

[@Archer89201]

Guys being pulled into walls, you have a demagorgon problem

[@nerino_chan]

Mr.bin laden, it’s our time

[@modyoo1720]

*Ayyyyy* *medix is here*

[@eaglesauce4095]

14:03 😂 😂 😂

[@notgpless6143]

10:24 if you turn the subtitles on it says music

[@oogabooga3070]

That was a perfectly timed "ah shit" at 1:55

[@sgtdebones]

I died from that intro 💀

[@iu7773]

Ajde izađi idemo hahahahaga

[@selcsh]

The sounds of silence..great fucking song choice!!! lol haven't heard that shit in years

[@OVRDTH]

I was just thinking about this, low and behold.

[@PeanutGalleryComments]

RIP Squad News

[@zanzibarzamfir276]

the animations at 2:37 are so fucking on point my brain thought it was legit.

[@murkelusious5670]

Good video Squidad

[@michaell742]

The walls are ravenous for the flesh of man

[@pelegav9629]

I liked the shackles part #lifeinisrael