Squad News 4

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[@abnormalanomaly9815]

"The United States Forces are in conflict with the United States Army", about that...

[@CornHolePatrol]

whoops, idk how i fucked that up..... but i did... impressive...

[@ACCB710]

@@CornHolePatrol its another civil war

[@NearlyH3adlessNick]

@@thelore2755 immersive! I love it

[@ethan5354]

@@ACCB710 BOOGALOO

[@daehkcidemos]

CornHolePatrol the south have risen again

[@Oldninjaman1]

The article says, "This just in, A deadly attack on Swallow-Tail International Airport was carried out this morning in what President Falcon is calling " a blatant attack on peace and unity". Footage from the airport cameras shows that the attack began when infamous aviary offender 'MEDIX' and his associates exited from an elevator at the main lobby behind a large crowd of civilians. They then proceeded to indiscriminately open fire on the crowd and any local bird officers trying to stop the shooting. After moving through the main lobby, the attackers were confronted by an elite SWAN unit but managed to escape through the smoke and confusion. One of the perpetrators, now identified as Sandvich, was found dead in the underground parking in what is believed to be a surprise double- crossing by Medix. More at 11."

[@nickmarcum2203]

Modern Warfare 2 🧐🧐

[@Lord_Shmesh_The_Squishy]

Remember: No Swallow. [MW2 was amazing.]

[@-medium]

“Remember, no Russian”

[@sikqe4641]

Remember: No Bird

[@UnstoppableForces]

Oldninjaman1 THATS THE BIRD EQUIVALENT OF “No Russian”

[@elharv4540]

Last I saw, Grug was still in Apple tribe. Now he’s a journalist. Moving up in the world. Y’know, I just realized, it might be a different grug

[@MaxGauthierguitar]

many grug

[@elharv4540]

Max Gauthier Many Grug walk many rock to be fire-rock recorder. Many grug from Apple tribe, not Berry tribe. Berry tribe berry-pickers.

[@azuroka3779]

Is nobody going to talk about how the breaking news report just described 'No Russian' from MW2? No? Okay...

[@_Eric._]

No and uhh ok uhh when uhh when did he say it?

[@TitanCrit]

@@_Eric._ it was the news feed bar

[@Chris-xr6jg]

Holy shit....

[@Bruh-bv5nm]

God damn it Medix!

[@doot9695]

leave it to medix to start ww3 thats mein job

[@nanos4358]

> Be me > Sees Thumbnails > *No ads

[@nanos4358]

@@timone2r >being on mobile

[@nanos4358]

@@timone2r >has a PC

[@Kevin.BTCChina]

@@nanos4358 play YT from ur pc to phone? 200iq ad block

[@doot9695]

squiders: *recites geneva convention* russkie: geneva convention, prepared to be ignored

[@Ricecookerrrrrrrrrrr]

Saw you guys in game all the squads where mad at you for existing

[@jonasmcclain2134]

You guys need to chill, it haooens every server. Its a video game

[@joshluttner]

I would love to find this in any game.

[@harveyknguyen]

@@jonasmcclain2134 yeah squad's a blast when you're not taking it too seriously even better is when your team isn't taking it seriously and steamrolling the other team

[@harveyknguyen]

Wait was it a FaT server?

[@abnormalanomaly9815]

Tbh when me and my buddies get together we do stuff like this all the time and nobody really cares too much, may just be your server.

[@Astrixct]

I think the squad news subtile things are explaining the no russian mission from mw2

[@hailsax4943]

Cnn: we are the best. Pewnews: i am the best. Squadnews: ...

[@arepublicanfromnorthernny4522]

I love “US preparing for Iraq 2: electric boogaloo”

[@rickpetersson3371]

Oh wauw i had no clue that was you guys when I lit you up with the .50 at around 4:10 to 4:22 hahaha much love - BB | Hudson. Ps. Thanks for visiting us hope you had a good time from all of us over at BloodBound

[@De4dByD4wn]

5:20 "Wait.. is that my wife?! *immediately fires SPG lol ..then Jim tryna plead the rights of combat correspondents before being knifed, i was rolling. I just discovered SquadNews & i wasnt rdy. Some commentary is hit or miss but the presentation is great. Love it.

[@gamesj1]

Amazing work camera man. Always impressive work under fire. I'm going to put an accord for a promotion. Hoooo raaa.

[@bi-polarbear2079]

It's ya boi, The one and only

[@fuggschen]

2:38 "you see in the distance, thats the RATATATATATATATATATA"

[@randyolaguna-lopez]

This is the only news reporter that have gone near to gun firing and have survived maybe million ton...

[@rayotoxi1509]

6:22 He has the whole Genvia convention paragrahs in his head xD

[@its_dippy6779]

We need Medix to co-anchor sometime soon.

[@cheezenachos1770]

Your vids are great! I got squad last week and you helped me to decide to get it, thank you!

[@livrasyt166]

The Lion King scene killed me xD

[@riseup3150]

Anyone told them there’s a fix for floating arms just always get the surrender kit off a ammo create instead of spawning in with it to my knowledge

[@barbdwyer22]

"Yeah, he's fine, he'll walk it off." Another steller news broadcast, really getting to the heart of the matter.

[@christophermills7677]

Many war crimes were committed throughout the course of this video

[@leopoldhovorak2259]

It's almost 3 am in my country and I'm watching this instead of sleeping and having energy for my work and my gf, hoping for heart on this comment at least!

[@whodarboilebamnames3990]

No

[@ChickentNug]

Come on dude. Dont try and guilt him or something. The video will always be here, and you should watch it some other time separate from your GF

[@tasidar3]

4:10 That run had me dying lmfao

[@jacklewis3444]

The most trusted name in news 😎

[@justind6997]

"Oh shit! Is that my wife?!" I laughed too much at that

[@colonelcrockett2250]

Best news source ever lol. You guys are awesome.

[@JonAtomic]

5:35 “oh shit, is that my wife?” LMAO

[@bigmitch9399]

5:30 almost pissed myself laughing

[@Ides_0f_March]

Need to try to do that in RS2 if that will be possible, 'nam war reporters and everything

[@ichemosabe]

This is RS2 Vietnams roadmap, trello.com/c/oRq9i3AC/270-war-photographer-role they even confirmed lately on a reddit post that its "Not a joke, it's something we're really considering." I pray to god it happens soon so that they can expand this series to other games, the proximity chat too would make for some really "interesting" interviews with enemy soldiers in the tunnels and trenches lmao.

[@JoMiMi_h]

@@ichemosabe Arma 3 is the only milsim so far with press, love it bc of that (yes I have Squad)

[@indyjons321]

That Lion King clip tho!!! HAHA!!!!

[@winnietheflu4633]

that intro brightened up my life

[@zaidanmujahid6567]

Can you do news with other games like Post Scriptum or Hell Let Lose

[@MrSarge-nw5jy]

WWll didn't really have live press out in the field at the time, though.

[@zaidanmujahid6567]

@@MrSarge-nw5jy Well,its time to twist some history

[@volt1068]

@@zaidanmujahid6567 Meh, I'd rather just see some more "funny moments" from Post Scriptum

[@Longnek_Dino]

hit me right in the feels with that lion king clip

[@ChickentNug]

2:11 dude this part is literal gold

[@ShiftyDrums]

*petition to add a press faction at squad*

[@4shoclips483]

Been out of the loop for so long. My news is finally back on the air!

[@UnstoppableForces]

THE MEDIX SANDVICH TRILOGY IS SO FUCKING DEEP

[@shadosnake]

President Falcon? I see the Cap got an upgrade

[@ziadlemeurs4483]

I swr of god i start laughing when i saw the notification Keep up guys 👍

[@alexle1503]

Please make a comeback with these :)

[@jakew5079]

i love squad news don’t stop

[@cassideyousley406]

That firefight on Narva looked like hell.

[@caseymarx7277]

Holy shit is that my WIFE! "Boom" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@coldharbor2.020]

So basically a Vice war documentary.

[@lucaswallace7476]

There should be a penality for Killing the unnarmed class

[@HavocStylesJoe]

LOL this need to be a real choice in game. "Civilians"... The comedy... the missions.... the high value targets. Imagine....

[@Henriksomething]

Ross Kemp the Video Game

[@JezzaGee]

4:09 the funniest thing I've seen 😂

[@JoMiMi_h]

5:03

[@cheezenachos1770]

Lol almost every scene ends up with them getting shot at or killed

[@darkmasterchief227]

Deadly job as a war correspondant, risking life to bring us the truth. Real hero shit.

[@Max-yy5ft]

22 jump street at the end lol

[@davidmercado6951]

Where is squad news 5?

[@conorinc]

"OH SHIT! IS THAT MY WIFE!" *BOOM*

[@AloeSnackbar]

This is better than VICE News

[@lklvss]

world class war journalism right here

[@DCGMatthew1]

Very yes.

[@godly_gamer_guy]

_The News Trinity_ Pew News This Week without the BS by Sir Swag & *literally anything said by **-Grug-** Squiders*

[@Aspyboi]

The no Russian mission news report

[@noboy345]

So many team kills since the sale went up oh my GOD

[@harveyknguyen]

It's 50% gang

[@catsareamazing3616]

You guys are so awsome and amazing I really love your vids keep up the great work

[@ovoxo2036]

Now i love news brodcast

[@bhurger787]

What's the point of putting your hands up anymore. You get shot either way almost every time. Squiders- "We're NON COMBATANTS!!! DON'T SHOOT" Everyone in Squad- What's the difference (proceeds to empty entire magazine into them)

[@Squiders]

Lol we have actually had a few people not shoot us. One time one of them took us under their wing and protected us from his squad, only for some lone blueberry to kill us and his teammate.

[@Futuresoldier121]

4:00 was so fucking funny 😂😂 Good shit!

[@Drummercommander]

I lost it at psychological warfare, brilliant!

[@jordanfoster2955]

I dont even play squad never have, but this is pretty funny.

[@OGrimkyn]

Yo the "That's my Wife?" comment, was the best.

[@GREGtheDUCK44]

Good job buddy I was dying

[@ashian_boiyo9712]

"oh shit, is that my wife?"

[@lyerian3013]

Squat news

[@pomelo7903]

This is PURE fucking GOLD

[@sonar9929]

1:45 - that’s definitely Death Stranding thing.

[@Irish16King]

Should I get this game.?

[@squa_makich]

You should go on russian servers and take interview there. They can actually speak English (in most, bad English). But it will be a funny content to watch. I suggest following servers: [RU][A](B),(C) and NORTHEUM. And thanks for your videos. Always pleasant to watch.

[@broadninja]

Wait grug did u play on joineasy recently with queens guard?

[@marrrmite]

yes my monthly news broadcast has came!

[@lolheytherejimmy]

be safe n drink water, jim

[@Squiders]

asha bee this just in, Jim has passed away due to chronic dehydration and heat stroke

[@ftlcaptain1441]

@@Squiders big F for Jim

[@lolheytherejimmy]

@@Squiders wtf i dont think i will ever recover from this news..........................................................................

[@cube44w]

F

[@stryker1624]

I can't wait until enough people know about your war journalism to where peeps on the other team give interviews or keep you captive!

[@turtled6301]

I wish there was something like a camera crew mod xD

[@eaglesauce4095]

Those bois have balls of steel 😂

[@hpofficejet3743]

HELL YA I MADE IT IN

[@TgReXe]

1:50 LMAO Alien confirmed hahahaha

[@Kyuschi]

You guys need a mod or something that adds in press vests

[@davezed3677]

squad should make you a special uniform! squad news!

[@honorhino7726]

Cornhole's better than Ross Kemp. No doubt.

[@magicyoshi11]

Honestly I love these

[@abnormalanomaly9815]

Honestly how da heck do you do all the high fives and stuff like putting your hands on your head? I only know how to put my hands up, and no I ain't French.

[@heccmcgee4352]

also i peeped the news reel prompts and immediately thought no Russian

[@epic_toasterbath6723]

I think in getting some minor ear ringing from watching these videos with headphones and loud volume

[@elvarsmar2280]

More... MOREEE!

[@LuiDeca]

this is gold

[@abellsatime378]

i see I CL I CK B O I

[@urbancow8348]

2:16 that shoot out was potato

[@Chezboii]

9:15 Da.. daa. I can fully agree da.

[@thatguyjayce4467]

Loved this game, game doesn't pic up my mics anymore but it was fun while it lasted.

[@emilhjortbraten8067]

the squad news i best

[@greenphoenix7365]

medix = makarov confirm

[@justanotherhuumon]

Could we please get a spectator role in Squad as blue-vested press observers?

[@NachtNSX]

*MeTaL GeAr*

[@petersiano3437]

9:30-11:05 looks like actual combat footage