Squire actually plays War Thunder for the first time in ages

[@SquireComedy]

People have been asking for this kind of video for a few years, so whilst we're busy writing lots of sketches, Its seemed like a very good play. Unlike what you're about to see. Anyway, today's sponsor is Opera GX, download it for free here: operagx.gg/Squire

[@shanemorton773]

48 minute old comment on a newly released video? I knew you could manipulate time...

[@themistikcrow]

It's been 80 years and I can still here the angry British guy yelling about Russia. Bias

[@naveednawwaf]

@@shanemorton773 Laughs in unpublished

[@perfect-flyer5296]

Did you see my comment about wt last vid XD

[@miguinrivas5061]

Splended

[@Orangefan77]

*"Killing German aristocrats, von by von"* is an underappreciated joke

[@AsbestosMuffins]

when its squire and ww2 you know he's goering to pun it up

[@thegentlemanslounge7549]

Well it's Doenitz work.

[@tedarcher9120]

Von at a time

[@BarryHWhite]

Oh my Bosch

[@paulsilva3346]

@@AsbestosMuffins I laughed because I believe it is punny...

[@TR0X3N]

Squire: “I don’t play war thunder anymore” Audience: “why not?” Squire: “Completed it mate”

[@vdq]

Hahahaha

[@SquireComedy]

Should have gotten James Buckley to appear in this one. Next time.

[@westernspy517]

The thing that sets you apart from other KZbinrs is that your advertisements are enjoyable and they don't make me want to double tap my screen. Bravo!

[@SquireComedy]

Thanks Grant - Pre-rolls are something we only do if we think we can make them funny enough!

[@blueritto5095]

Then obviously youve never watched TheRussianBadger. I LOOK FORWARD to his ads

[@littleumbrella1763]

Oversimplified also has cool and funny ads

[@alanjassybayev2428]

Try the ads from Internet Historian, they are bloody comical mate.

[@taxidermypolarbear1724]

Yea Except for that one time he did a warpath ad Idk what that was

[@lukaskrapf3081]

"Oh Reverse!" "How many, eh, british tank commanders do you think last words were 'oh reverse'?" "Most of them."

[@filmandfirearms]

It's probably a good portion of tank commanders in general, though I'm sure the British had even more

[@pRahvi0]

As in "I wish this bloody tank could reverse!"

[@harryjohnson9215]

That will be because of the Bedford

[@cableyoutuber]

Tiger-💥

[@TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs]

I feel like an old boomer when I boot up WT so many new vechiles with weapon types and systems at 8.0 and up. Hard for me to retain all this info.

[@shotgunuser7307]

yez

[@shotgunuser7307]

i agree here basically i rare play war thunder i havent even made it to 8.0 yet

[@cheesuschrist5017]

Just don't play above 8.0. Problem solved.

[@SlowpokeSpartan]

O no he spelt vehicles wrong

[@eirik4090]

Right! I stopped playing War Thunder about 6 months ago now, and it has been the greatest decision I have ever made. The money I probably would have spent on War Thunder I spent on a gym membership instead, so much more fun and actually helps me become a better person. Rather that than spending time getting mad over ghost shells or russian bias.

[@Weltenbastler2000]

Nikita Mazespinned off the road. Nice F1 reference. Quite fitting to be honest. You were chasing a German and you were not even close to catching him.

[@peterdavies2058]

That one really got me

[@angreyhewe4009]

German will crash soon after

[@lunacae18]

It's honestly the last thing I expected to hear out of Squire

[@SquireComedy]

@@lunacae18 We bloody love F1. Just got to get KZbin famous enough to walk the paddock at Silverstone.

[@amkgskjsi3840]

@@SquireComedylol

[@1973chevypickup]

*Meanwhile at Gaijin HQ* "He has returned..."

[@warhubnia164]

Uh oh

[@fancy_hulk]

- "Hey, did you hear about that soviet tank that was really comfortable" -"No.." -"Neither did I "

[@that1calledsam288]

I honestly thought you sat at your desk thinking up clever references for hours but here you are making up dozens on the spot. Very impressed, and really liking this format of gameplay.

[@Shank039]

No he isn't, the vocals are added in post as you can see the discord overlay. There are plenty of times where that isn't matching who is actually speaking.

[@filmandfirearms]

@@Shank039 I've seen that in livestreams, it doesn't mean the audio was added in post. The overlay just isn't 100% accurate, particularly when 2 or more people are talking at once

[@tba113]

Most videos have one really golden line that characterizes the whole show. Your content, on the other hand, has gems like cities have buses: a new one comes along every few minutes, even during the sponsorship skits. Thank you, and keep up the great work!

[@SquireComedy]

Wow, thank you! What a lovely comment.

[@Suo_kongque]

A new joke comes as often as the Reich bombed London!

[@ShiftyMcGoggles]

So, they show up unexpectedly, and usually in groups of 4 or 5?

[@jakethebritishpatriot]

@@Suo_kongque bro i died laughing at tht comment

[@Slicelikeice]

I can confirm, that Squire is the best War Tinder player.

[@SquireComedy]

To be fair, I am. Turn up to all my dates in battledress, and carry a cardboard gun.

[@english_electric7125]

@@SquireComedy "Traverse right!"

[@thatsmabhoy]

@@SquireComedy that’ll be once then?

[@HanzTheODST]

@@SquireComedy *pennetration*

[@laurencesnee8362]

Yeessssss

[@Jasmin_Pepelko]

10:48 "Now I get why they called it the Churchill. Conquering this hill is like watching him climb out of an armchair." This made my day.

[@Silamon2]

Churchill tanks were actually pretty well known for their hill climbing ability.

[@pyorre2441]

@@Silamon2 Yeah, not so good on loose gravel unfortunatly as the canadians found out in their first outing in Dieppe.

[@anacleos345]

"Bugger in Russian" Best line ever

[@demonicleek1474]

Truth

[@hukama6911]

oh coq in russian

[@HansNo237offi]

Blyat

[@lavrentivs9891]

Slight nod to "shut up, in polish" from Battle of Britain?

[@mrshark1757]

My god I love these adds. Squire's adds are among the few youtube adds that I watch because of how good they are.

[@SquireComedy]

Thanks mate, that means a lot.

[@luisquitslife9776]

“Don’t swear because then I’ll have to go back and edit it out.” “Yeah that’ll be a pain in the fu-“

[@firenzarfrenzy4985]

Squire playing war thunder brings a smile to my face because of the historical humour

[@dudeinadoughboy4327]

The way the fog cleared to the Maus looking directly at Squire... perfect

[@Slicelikeice]

“I haven’t got the gun depression” *”Just every other kind”*

[@Highice007]

"I've seen Fury, I know how this works." Lol.I've honestly never seen a Squire video I haven't loved! You guys are the best. Nextflix should give you a special.

[@thomasfrazier7861]

How would Netflix manage to ruin Squire though is the question

[@102ndsmirnov7]

@@thomasfrazier7861 they'd find a way

[@thomasfrazier7861]

@@102ndsmirnov7 perhaps they'd kick squire out of the writing room and get someone else to play him in true netflix fashion

[@trapezeable]

"We will be in Arnhem in 72 hours, only the weather can stop us now" Gen. Sosabowski: WEATHER? CRYSTUS!!!

[@Howlrunner82]

"We British are good with Fog..." "Where has the enemy gone?" 🤣

[@RamblinRick_]

Squire, thanks for posting this. As one of your two fans, I'm glad you were back at it.

[@GR46404]

Oh, so YOU'RE the other one. Pleased to meet you!

[@brandonk8948]

I'm his greatest critic. I hate loving him, I mean, I love hating him. Anyways, pissed to meet you.

[@AsbestosMuffins]

"Your american tank is breaking my immersion" As he drives through a warehouse full of fordson tractors in stalingrad

[@togmor6225]

Actually the Soviets built Fordson tractors in license as they did with a lot of Ford models. As anti communist as Henry Ford was, he never turned down a profitable business ;)

[@talltroll7092]

... in a Panther II

[@ironicbrew19]

Seriously, I think I speak for a lot of people when I say: MORE WAR THUNDER VIDEOS PLEASE

[@sirbeepboop2101]

Squire making a Mazapin joke, wasn’t expecting that lol

[@shayzadg]

said same thing althought mick spun more times than mazepin

[@zeesugarcube7061]

Thing's getting kinda old but mate, if it is for my boy Squire I'm okay with that.

[@shayzadg]

@@zeesugarcube7061 lol exactly and its rare to hear f1 mentioned by wt youtubers lol

[@chronaii]

Possibly the highest tier gameplay ever, I must say.

[@shangri-leicht8923]

Squire: uses Imperial for speed, but metric for distances **I always play both sides, so I always come out on top**

[@hi_-bz7wf]

"Really easy vehicles" *KV-2 appears* If the gun is loaded then it's good otherwise good luck.

[@robertharris6092]

Now that overpressure exists

[@overkill4733]

8:40 ah yes the famous Australian playing a German. While upside down because of the ping. Can confirm 100% true

[@DannyHeywood]

I'm so glad you are back doing this, I can't wait for jokes about Hermann Goering's pants!... Oh, there is one already!

[@hughmunford7297]

“I’ve Nikita Mazaspinned off the road” Best moment of the video XD I didn’t know you were an F1 Fan Squire?

[@SquireComedy]

Ooooh yes.

[@sovietpowersupereme6231]

"They must've knocked up another one quickly" This is why context is extremely important in every situation

[@xanpenguin754]

This casual banter is amazing. The Arnhem joke was top tier.

[@genaddi1234]

"Mazespin off the road" lmao

[@amkgskjsi3840]

Lol

[@Fangs1978]

-"Who are we fighting? -"I dunno... Communism?" That line got me. Well done

[@variousnumber891]

Squire: "Bugger in Russian" So... Blyat then?

[@VaporBlitz]

There are two things squire does best. Keeping us entertained, and keeping us entertained during an ad

[@antiquegeek]

I am so glad you have returned - even for a visit. Nobody can match the cutting wit and repartee of Squire's Crawling Circus or ....Flying Circus depending on the chosen clown car for the match. Regardless it is epic as always and brings back great memories of Squireisms past. "Bugger! (in Russian)" comment cracked me up. When you two join battle it is always a win for your fans even if not so much for you.

[@Napalmratte]

Squire playing War Thunder? This is how bad Brexit has become 0.0

[@SquireComedy]

Please. Send sausages.

[@Napalmratte]

@@SquireComedy Ze WURST case has come 0.0

[@user-njyzcip]

3:58 I see that Squire still has it, jolly good! Edit: Almost forgot, I SERVE THE SQUIREDONIAN EMPIREEEEEEEEE

[@bushboi]

It's great seeing this because you're the one that actually got me interested in the game with you're "10 vehicles I hate" video and "10 vehicles I love" video

[@revspobalot3128]

What I've been waiting for! Ace stuff 👍

[@SquireComedy]

Plenty of ace gameplay here...probably.

[@samuelr3779]

10:57 Huzzah! I’ll cover you! *Instantly Explodes*

[@PotatoLover66]

Glad to see someone’s able to play war thunder. Maybe I’ll be able to once the hamsters return. Thanks as usual Sir.

[@soupwizard]

20:01 I lost it at the answer to "How many British tank commander's do you think last words were 'ohhh, full reverse' ?"

[@imablock16]

Squire is slowly becoming Jeremy clarkson xD example "we will edit that bit out" I love it.

[@seadaw2152]

I can guarantee you that that panzer III at 3:54 freaked the fuck out when he saw that fridge turret come out of the smoke

[@Outdoor_enjoyer]

The perfect youtuber -Comedy✅ -epik gameplay✅ (Squire)

[@ginod8914]

I can't tell if he's extremely good, and I just can't understand his amazing gameplay style, or if he's basically at my level. Probably the first.

[@user-njyzcip]

He's good at flying, got an ace in a Blenheim

[@Acid_8501]

The entire US army is here. It's like I insulted Patton personally. They just shot me so hard that my guys stopped reloading, have to start again. I am actually laughing. This is rare

[@justsomechapinatophat5517]

Good to see you back in the field Squire!

[@phlyphan1083]

ohhh yessss gameplay squire, what a scrumptious thing to see. can't wait

[@vaclav_fejt]

Squire, let me tell you, you were the first Thundertuber I started watching. And I've stopped watching almost every other one since. It's nice to see you in the seat again.

[@steampunkcollections2613]

This feels like Monty python and jeremy clarkson type humor mixed with phly and bo time gameplay, good show!!!

[@gaucho.tt900]

21:58 Squire: I'm gonna pull what's called a pro gamer move.

[@LordKitchenersKitchenUntensils]

"Don't worry we'll be in Arnhem in 72 hours... Shame we're in Vietnam really" I did the maths and to be honest it wasn't as outlandish as I thought, still very unlikely, even the japanese type 93 couldn't do it however a churchill would need to do roughly 81mph if it wanted to go in a completely straight line to Arhnem, (ignoring any rivers, buildings, mountains, etc) in 72 hours. Now if you follow the roads and stuff that speed would need to go up to roughly 103mph, a churchill *might* make it if you invent teleportation, but no gaurentees, so you best send your carrier piegons to Arnhem as they can fly at 93mph tops, thus we have proven that carrier pigeons are better than churchills

[@Mika-ph6ku]

So then outfit the pigeons to carry a bomb payload. I assume that's why they are called carrier pigeons yes?

[@LordKitchenersKitchenUntensils]

@@Mika-ph6ku The yanks tried that, went well for them so I say fuck it, stick them in bombs and use them to guide the bombs in

[@jbperrinnl]

"Bogey spotted, flying upside down, must be Australian!" That one made my day. :D

[@msuitepyon6675]

"Why don't we make anything anymore, eh?" "Everything we made used to be shit." Lost it. Well done.

[@aeroflot7216]

I took a shot of Vodka every time he says 'here we go' and I'm now in the emergency room

[@SquireComedy]

As you burst through the door, did you say "here we go"?

[@smASHLEYYYYYYY]

You were the first War Thunder youtuber I got in to when I first started playing 6 years ago (back in the top 5 epic replays days). It's absolutely brilliant to see more gameplay and as amusing as ever. Thanks for the laughs man.

[@MrAwsomenoob]

Ah I do miss a bit of the ole up diddly up-up Fun fact I actually started drinking twinings tea because of squire XD

[@Hussain_144]

I would like to see Squire Plays Hearts of Iron next

[@pivotboy2062]

Yes

[@GR46404]

You really think he's going to make a 6 hour long video?

[@Hussain_144]

@@GR46404 does he play hoi3?

[@Serrano-787]

Would love more of this type of video. They don't want us to know about the brits fighting Ivan in Vietnam.

[@Toiaat]

"time to showcase some talent here" I'm still waiting tho

[@valengar7]

My god...just non-stop banter. I can't even remember one line specifically, there's so many. Bill and Squire both: comedy gold.

[@beemy.6923]

"Hold your fire until you see the enemy" *Laughs in Vietnamese*

[@msruffus1992]

"Well we cant win in Vietinan but at least we didint take us eight years to come to that conclusion" kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk that is why i love the british sense of humor.

[@ablockofbutter4395]

yet another brilliant production good sir, absolutely witty and hilarious! Cheers to you and the chaps! Oh and loved the advert, truly well done

[@commanderswift9877]

1:30 it’s funny when he’s playing on that tiny screen when he has a giant monitor right next to him.😂

[@khaccanhle1930]

The amount of humorous historical references is worth the price of admission alone. Hilarious, I don't think I could think of these after an hour or two, but it seems that you just ad-lib.

[@thomasgoode9135]

He’s back!!!!!!!

[@SquireComedy]

Indeed!

[@sneakycactus8815]

please make more! your commentary together is just golden. especially when you two were in the cents.

[@raresstefan2332]

Well done Squire, you conviced me to grind more for british tech tree

[@stewartscott9856]

Always a joy watching your WT send-ups gentlemen, very funny, especially the banter, well played.

[@loyalpiper]

I remember the old videos, at least he's gone back to his roots

[@CaptainOFBoom]

"What do you call a Churchill that made it to the battlefield? A bloody miracle. Lmao🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@quno5174]

1:43 I see your inner jay cartwright from the inbetweeners coming out there.

[@thenativemartian5169]

19:54 I died laughing at Squire's reaction "Ooh."

[@GeneralMimzy]

3:10 “try not to swear too much because I’ll have to edit it out” bill: “yea that’s gonna be a pain in the fu*$@$^ A$@-

[@FQP-7024]

Bloody hell this is absolutely amazing i knew this year was going to be good for the Squire to carry out more war thunder stuff and I am going to squeeze out every bit of joy I can get out of it.

[@mohikan2226]

Welcome back to warthunder! Good to see some gameplay again squire and Bill

[@ForossanFlint]

"They put a hole in my arse the size of Magdeburg" Just for even using my home in your natural speech and pointing out its size earned you a sub from me my friend! Wonderful!

[@clarkfilmsyt]

08:36 Me, an American: *chuckles nervously*

[@samuelelder9434]

“I haven’t got the gun depression.. just every other kind” 😂

[@ThatOtherDave]

How many British tank commander's last words were "Ah Reverse". "Most of them". I about fell out of my chair. 😆

[@thenerdy0boist85]

You really ought to do a British way of doing Hoi4

[@koolkiop]

I loved this so much!

[@SquireComedy]

Thanks mate!

[@EA-History]

"People are going to love this! Idiots... " - squire 2021

[@bborkzilla]

Got to be honest. I missed the exclamations of "YYYyyyyessssss!"

[@walrusjones3851]

The return of the king

[@oneoftheclones]

The warthunder skits were by far my favorites

[@gmodplayerxd6886]

What I love about this video is the fact that he uses real military tactics on a video game

[@weirdkidpilot]

"try not to use any profanities, or i'll have to edit them out..." Bill: *my time has come*

[@ducky7724]

10:49 ironic since the Churchill tank irl is known for being able to climb really steep slopes

[@PennsyPappas]

Ah yes the P-47 that you once said fired 50 caliber hot dogs at the enemy. Still loved that review of you flying that aircraft. Please bring on more War Thunder videos. I'm more into that than I am the sketches truth be told. But I'm sure you mates won't disappoint and bugger it all to he'll right RIGHT!?

[@mark3863]

That guy is flying upside down, must be Australian 🤣

[@SnowyFinland]

If these were uploaded weekly, I'd watch every one of them. So, so funny.

[@SwitchMonkey]

I still have Vietnam flashbacks. I used to fly for Japan Airlines. I flew to vietnam often. Loved that place! I visited the chu chi tunnels. I got the special tour when they realized I was an American and not an Aussie. The American war crimes museum tour was very special. Every hole in the ground was made by a b-52 bomb. They actually posted signs that read “b-52 bomb crater!” The food was great, always trust your JAL crew, they know where to find the best food!

[@darthplaugus2689]

Nikita mazespinned off, ahahaha, lovely F1 reference