Playing the Worst Tanks in War Thunder

[@SquireComedy]

Yes, for your enjoyment we decided to once again load up War Thunder, and play some of the worst vehicles in the game. We'd like to say this was a pleasure to make, but we'd be lying. We'd also like to thank our sponsor, Conflict of Nations. Receive an Amazing New Player Pack, only available for the next 30 days! Play for FREE on PC or Mobile 💥 con.onelink.me/kZW6/Squire

[@Frup]

the ad is proper brilliant

[@carljohnson9835]

Happy new year 🍾🍾🍾

[@yourhandlehere1]

Usually the worst tank is whichever one I happen to be in.

[@BBeyer2K8]

So the worst tank isn’t German? So German tanks are good!

[@youdontneedtoknow6621]

I can’t be the only one who misses the top 10 vids?

[@resurgam_b7]

That brake maneuver at 8:15 to land a rocket under the chassis was actually a pretty neat shot!

[@SquireComedy]

Complete luck. Thus, the noise I made.

[@resurgam_b7]

@@SquireComedy I would expect nothing less from the finest War Thunder player on Earth :D

[@zamoriansreign]

@@SquireComedy classic British rocket marksman ship in my book, bloody good shot m8

[@humanoidwolf]

@@SquireComedy u can't beat german tanks oh ja

[@Thoran666]

Impressive work with the BM. When in doubt how to kill and enemy, use rockets.

[@flexprime2010]

if it doesn't work, use more rockets

[@crabofchaos8490]

'Fire rockets at him Bill.'

[@livethefuture2492]

its just because of the ridiculous overpressure mechanic, anything with an open top, or even a part of the crew area exposed, just gets instantly blown up by any kind of explosive round or rocket, or even artillery...heck even a tank exploding next to you could probably kill you.

[@TJCID22]

If rockets are not enough you are not using enough rockets.

[@Opalthira]

@@livethefuture2492 wasnt even open top. He fired under a tank which is the least armoured spot on a tank. Then again it doesnt matter because the 6.3 tanks that fire 10kg HE can one shot 11.0 mbts just by shooting them anywhere.

[@namelessentity5851]

I recall hearing an old French tanker recount his time in the FCM 36. If memory serves, the French actually got the drop on the Germans, were scoring hits, but the damned gun on the 36 was so deplorably under powered, that it was all for nothing. To send Soldiers to war with insufficient war gear should be considered a crime.

[@xanpenguin754]

Ahhh Squire too nice giving us a video on New Year’s Eve.

[@OshBurger]

New Year’s Day

[@nigelsmith7366]

Yip new years day here too

[@hilpowuxing8273]

2:43 You died there because you didn't follow Rule 1 of defeating panzers: Always play like a frenchman, and have a forest on both sides of you.

[@araexus4317]

But...the rule of defeating panzers doesn't apply when you're fighting a British tank You need to follow the procedure: To defeat a British tank, you must threaten to dump its tea supply into a harbor in Boston for you to yield

[@SchlueterMan]

@@araexus4317 the British cower at the phrase "Taxation without representation is theft"

[@jayklink851]

What's this?? British tank enthusiasts playing French tanks, pfft, and adopt French tactics!?! What the devil are you thinking man??-Paraphrasing a hypothetical Lindybeige response lol

[@TJCID22]

"Always play like a frenchman," you mean surrender?

[@TheCommissarIsDead]

@@TJCID22 surrender! I say surrender !

[@BlindAlanAlda]

I'd say that Po-2 is the best aircraft in game. Equiped with very small radar cross section. Cutting edge weaponry with Beyond Visual Range engagement capability. Unmatched in defensive armament that makes every foe think twice before engaging from the rear. Plus dogfighting is a joy as every enemy is doomed to overshoot. Only flaw is that it is not BRITISH.

[@motznee]

you are spelling the plane wrong, it's not PO-2 it's 2-OP because of its outstanding dogfighting and cas performance, but except that mistake, your description is very accurate

[@jamesmclips]

Ah yeah the Po2 was a biplane

[@kricker8562]

@@motznee and high survivability, I once saw one in air RB and just didn't find the courage to attack it, so I also told my team to not attack it

[@ohno8589]

If British is what you are looking for, may I recommend *The Swordfish*

[@Piratejoe44]

@@ohno8589 Did the swordfish manage to down a jet? No? Po2 is best biplane.

[@animeAJproductions]

"There's a desert in England..." What, you mean Plymouth? I DIED LAUGHING!!

[@nitrous_god]

10:40 that joke about being able to see where you’re going is legitimately a top tier joke about the French lmao. I didn’t even notice it at first.

[@SquireComedy]

I'm not sure many did.

[@unifiedhorizons2663]

I did

[@JeanLucCaptain]

ya i was looking at that exhaust pipe and my eyes where like.... WHAT THE FRENCH????

[@kairenzupuroex4276]

"I'll be there..... Soon" every low tier biplane moment in ground realistic. May gaijin one day fix plane spawn in ground realistic

[@SquireComedy]

Gives us time to prepare tea.

[@ImWallace799]

the GAZ-mm with the DShK is flawless. It's practically a modern tank destroyer

[@erzbengelraziel5490]

The french aa he used briefly in the second match is even better, a very similar gun, but 4 of them.

[@ImWallace799]

@@erzbengelraziel5490 that's 13.2 and it's not Russian so no its not better

[@Mrskydoesminecraft1]

9:52 It’s not retreating, it’s a tactical withdrawal!

[@Thecodytree]

13:50 “ahh i’ve not found god i’ve found a panzer III” best line

[@southernwolfgaming]

Too bad he didn't find God as well

[@southernwolfgaming]

Maybe God came in the form of a panzer 3

[@Thecodytree]

@@southernwolfgaming and then shot him

[@southernwolfgaming]

@@Thecodytree yes

[@JeanLucCaptain]

BUt the Pzr III will send you TO GOD sooo

[@destroyer_fletcher7415]

God that ad placement had me laughing so much. Boris Yelts- I mean - Johnson talking about the game is a very funny idea. Good work on the video also, chap

[@jayklink851]

There was no party :)

[@tyrionlannister4920]

what i expected: bad gameplay, with bad tanks, funny commentary in the awesome british accent what i got: an absolute beast round with the BM-8-24 with funny commentary in the awesome british accent nice. good entertainment as always :)

[@SquireComedy]

Thanks Tyrion, thanks for everything.

[@tizanikandothers]

Yeah because Squire has the best accent in the world ( one of the best accent in the world)

[@tyrionlannister4920]

@@tizanikandothers true :) for him and probably most other tommys its probably normal, but the rest of the world loves that accent 😅

[@tyrionlannister4920]

@@SquireComedy no, thank you guys for delivering hilarious entertainment 👌🏻🙌🏻✌🏻 Looking forward to another funny video full of stereotypes and ww2 jokes 🤟🏻✌🏻 Give us more gameplay with sarcastic comments please 🤣 On a side note, as a austrian, therefore german native speaker, its nice to have german tanks speaking german... I sadly dont speak russian, but if you got russian speakers in your friend group, maybe you can get one or more of them onboard for future "movie like" episodes involving soviets 🙂 Im sure your bolshevik fans would appreciate it 😅 Do it for mother russia comrades!

[@zamoriansreign]

@@tizanikandothers I dream of one day having an accent as great as this man, though I’m an American so it’ll probably never happen

[@midn1ght_falls713]

How did you perfectly capture my gameplay?

[@kjarondetweeden]

What

[@kingdomsandcastles3770]

???

[@nrgbladex7670]

It’s a joke. He’s saying that he dies a lot

[@Molten_Slugger]

I die alot aswell

[@matthewirvine1361]

3:30 a firework went off outside as he hit the tank, sounded like it actually did something

[@SpaceMonkeyBoi]

"Haha, French run away!" France: **once almost took over most of Europe and captured Moscow** **depressed baguette noises**

[@Kottery]

Honestly the worst meme propagated by those that don't actually know France's history.

[@tarektechmarine8209]

@@Kottery it's gonna be a meme till ww3 comes around.

[@maxmach4361]

@@tarektechmarine8209 Nowadays France loses to rioters and football hooligans, last thing they need to embarrass themselves even more is third WW.

[@BobBob-eb4io]

@@Kottery no most of us know your history we just like making fun of the french

[@unifiedhorizons2663]

@@comtepseudonyme2144 but France tanks had no radio so the inferior German tanks could go around or flank them and take them out

[@demonblood4326]

Hey ollie, As your most devoted fan i was wondering if you have deemed the sunderland mk v to be worthy for being in your next video. It is my only request as the return of the Sunderland would be the coolest sequal ever! Yours faithfully, damon

[@thelieutenant7732]

Amazing work with the BM-8-24, I think the blessing of Gaijin was on your side for once

[@czerwony1420]

theres something very entertaining about watching 2 people with british accents play war thunder and make fun of the french

[@wknight5595]

Very entertaining indeed :) Love it :-D

[@MDCox202]

So much interesting content dropping on New Year’s Eve!

[@Notazomb6319]

I like this style of video, its like your normal skits but actual gameplay.

[@jayklink851]

You're impersonation of 'the Boris' was spot on, fyi probably best to avoid any New Years Eve parties lol

[@maxmach4361]

I'm really surprised that French airplanes don't have a mid-air reverse gear.

[@hvymtal8566]

Well the one french plane showcased was one they bought from the -world's foremost war merchants- the arsenal of democracy you see

[@labtec514]

That Russian thing is just taking the Soviet thinking of just throw everything at the enemy, there might only be 9mm of penetration but when you fire 30 rockets that's just 9x30.

[@nitrous_god]

270mm of pen is a lot for that br! They must’ve been on to something…

[@Postoronniy]

Well, jokes aside, it is a rocket artillery system for launching barrages at soft targets. Never intended to engage armor, especially with direct fire.

[@Mika-ph6ku]

That first game with the rocket tank is legitimately the best game I have ever seen someone have in it. Loved the perfect rocket thread underneath the one tank that you likely would not have been able to kill otherwise. Good stuff!

[@edgychico9311]

Rare footage of squire and his mate playing War Thunder in 2022

[@deathtrooper9003]

This was quite fun, oh btw since you’ve covered Just about every aspect of ww2. I wanted to suggest that you guys try something related to submarines, maybe using silent hunter as a basis? Anyway just my suggestion for 2022 I enjoy most everything you guys do anyway

[@thomasleung2199]

Have a good New Year's to Squire and everyone watching!

[@akmalwasti4745]

I remember watching your stuff like 4 years ago now i happen to run into ur channel again and its nice to see you doing so well bro u deserve it

[@firestarteronyoutube5542]

"This doesn't look like the Ardennes... although I haven't been there" Squire, my man, France is a barren wasteland anyway. Pretty realistic if you ask me.

[@mbrackeva]

Except that the Ardennes are in Belgium...

[@person1782]

Happy new year squire (from Australia)

[@SquireComedy]

Happy new year!

[@scharnhorst_42]

"Are you driving a delivery truck?" "Its delivering one thing and that's pain... to the enemy" Loved that xD

[@JeanLucCaptain]

i am kinda disapointed the Red Army gets LIRTERAL technicals but Warthunder doesn't have any Toyata LandCruisers LOL.

[@mpersad]

Brilliant lads, Happy New Year and here's to a wonderfully successful 2022!

[@SquireComedy]

Thanks for this Mark, very kind.

[@WildBillCox13]

You put so much effort into your advert I sat there, watching, thoroughly entertained for the first time ever by an advert. Good show! A fitting riposte to Klemen Slakonja's "Putin Putout."

[@RamblinRick_]

I'm glad you guys keep getting top-notch sponsors for your videos. Shows you're producing excellent material at the target audience demographic. Now, when will BBC2 take notice and give you a series? sidebar: Boris needs to tap Squire for the next PMQ at Parliament. Probably do a better job.

[@Itz_just_VICTOR]

Squire, as you are playing war thunder again, could you do a meme video with "snub barrel" SPGs? Like the M8 Scott and StuG A

[@Aikurisu]

I feel like half the budget went into that Boris Wig... which is unsurprisingly better than the real thing. Good job, lads!

[@SquireComedy]

More than half, I assure you

[@jayklink851]

"Klink old boy, let us take some snap shots of the ruddy code book, that's a good chap."- a Cpl Newkirk (Richard Dawson) line from 'Hogan's Heroes", the best series ever

[@ThatIcy777]

Hi Sgt Schultz

[@jayklink851]

@@ThatIcy777 lol, I see naawting!!! Nawthing! :)

[@randomcrapstudios8398]

"I don't think many tanks in this game have nine mils of anything" *Germans with their Walther sidearms*

[@syzygysyzygy8332]

Every time I clean up my KZbin subscription list they put out something like this and reestablish their esteemed position at first place in my ' I don't own this game, my claustrophobia would not allow me in a real tank alive, why am I here' category and I keep subscribed.

[@SquireComedy]

Appreciate that, thankyou!

[@pariahdog6703]

Moving into the new year with a Squire video is ideal.

[@TheJannasmith]

Nigel: I heard it was quit well armored Nigel: *Explodes* Well you were wrong😑 I’m rolling Lmao 😆

[@Flagship2505]

"I've not found god, I've found a panzer III" had me for some reason

[@elevenseven9540]

Delivered the groceries right to their dinner table! Top-class service, bravo! 12:10

[@DaYemenball]

I love the thumbnail. The lead tank helps us know how good it is!!! Thank you!

[@kaiserwilhelmii5393]

Happy new year Squire, from Finland!

[@Loukas_Paquette]

"Are you driving a delivery truck?" "It's delivering one thing and that's pain" 💀💀💀 🤣🤣🤣

[@BWSimulations]

These sponsorships keep getting better and better. It's actually worth watching at this point.

[@SquireComedy]

Cheers Ben!

[@julianlipinski7934]

That profile picture you are using is a picture of Polish general Stanisław Maczek, commander of the 1st Armoured Division. His troops performed really well during campaigns in Poland and France (1940 and 1944, especially during the Battle of Falaise).

[@itsbebhere]

What a beginning of new year!

[@benitoswagolini9645]

I love it when you guys do those skits for sponsors

[@yuuzyerbrejn9603]

"It's got one forward gear and goes 4 mph"..."how fast does it go backwards?"..."15.6mph"..."yes that's a French tank". 😛

[@zestmeister7729]

its funny cause in WoT the H35 Hotchkiss is a pretty good tank cause of armor and it can do some dmg with its peashooter. Theres another version of the H35 in WoT, its the captured german version called the Pz 38H 735 F and you were able to get it for 15 bucks as starter package, its just plainly op. Its only Tier II but it just proves WG doesnt care about lowtiers. Fun fact, if you want to get it now, you have to wait for an auction and you have to be ready spend a couple hundred bucks on a goddamn T2 tank

[@motznee]

7:23 Squire discovering overpressure

[@leosypher9993]

It is really hard to even get a single kill with this tank, or surviving the first time an enemy sees you But it is really fun for the rare instances that it surprises someone

[@GR46404]

Thank you, Squire. This was a good surprise. If I had a request, I'd like to see you fly an Italian Breda Ba-65.

[@Fighter11244]

If you do decide to do this again, I'd recommend the Ka-Mi. Very light armored with 12mm max everywhere except for 30mm on the front turret. Gigantic hull and tiny turret so the 30mm frontal turret armor is completely useless. Is extremely slow and a poor gun from my experience. The only good thing it's got going for itself is it's amphibious, but that's not really useful in most situations.

[@buckispike]

I really enjoy seeing some warthunder gameplay back on the channel

[@legatvsdecimvs3406]

The T-60 mounted BM-8 was supposed to be a Mobile Artillery Rocket Launcher, not a Tank. It would normally only fire its rockets from the "rear". The PO-2 only flew bombing missions at night, where it excelled at hitting Axis Camps and positions when they least expect it.

[@zacharymarino8926]

there was a brief moment before I properly recognized that you were in an H-35 where I thought the CR round was DS and I was like "you dissing my Swedish reserves?"

[@B.D.E.]

Your content has become so damn good. I don't know why you don't have 4x rhe views on most videos. I guess if you turned your comedic mind to a more mainstream subject, you would get more, but then something would be lost.

[@SquireComedy]

We like being on the fringe. Not sure I could get away with everything otherwise

[@gaufrid1956]

Gotta love the FCM 36 Squire! I call it "Le Pyramide"! And yes, I do already play Conflict of Nations: World War 3.

[@LordHughfusJarted]

That's The Best Boris I have Ever Seen/heard. Lmao.. btw the Famous British desert to which you refer, is i beleive actually Clacton Beech, or is it Beach? ( forgive me, i live abroad now and can't remenber which one is correct) Happy 2022 chaps.

[@pioneer4279]

I love the Boris reference with the sponsorship

[@Glitch_Online]

Good way to end the year. Happy New Years all.

[@tugazu]

Now see i have killstreaks with all the French tanks shown here and will one day expand to all the other ones too

[@shadowsightgaming8424]

I love how he Used the State of Florida USA for the world war 3 thing at the start of the video lol!!

[@MazzaAzi]

Ah the french, the nation with the most interwar tanks in warthunder and who's BR1 is 50% interwar tanks (for those wondering what interwar are tanks that the were made soon after ww1 and before ww2, they were historically only used in desperation and during ww2 were never intended to be use by regular forces)

[@lato5750]

Happy New year from Zanzibar

[@zaknoten7854]

squire is the only channel on youtube wich makes you want to watch the commercials

[@brainyskeletonofdoom7824]

Happy new year from Italy wherever you are! And almost happy new year from you guys in Britbongerland! :P

[@davidfans5852]

Man this is literaly best content on the youtube. Squire is genius

[@jonangle8544]

I'd love to see you guys make more vids lime this

[@MausOfTheHouse]

Oh Squire, please let me sleep after drinking in peace.

[@oliversherman2414]

I love your channel keep up the great stuff

[@zacamakapaka3989]

Ah yes war Is going on . Ah ah ah have you ever been to peppa pig world?

[@rxzxqx6982]

other war thunder CC: struggle to kill anything with BM squire: casually kill 4 tanks with BM in one reload yes, squire is the best player in the game 😆

[@mulrich]

hahahaha, that Monty Python reference. "It has wafer-thin armour!"

[@TinyTank77]

The jokes in this video are just beyond perfect

[@LMRailfan]

Request: Playing the Worst Ship of WOWS

[@itsjohndell]

God, the dialogue kills me. "What? You mean Plymouth?"

[@inisipisTV]

Yes. Happy New Year Ollie and Bill. Yeeesss.🥸

[@legendaryarchie6512]

“I heard it was quite well armoured” “Well you were wrong”

[@paulturner126]

A great video of squire playing german and French tanks

[@PoleTooke]

"I've not found God, I've found a Panzer 3." 😂😂

[@danielseeh]

Omg I have a very good time watching your videos!

[@JustUncool_]

Happy new year

[@hybrid6692]

I thought your best work was with the two Russian Lada's carrying the wrought iron gates on the roof rack .... Marvelous 🪖

[@TAM1906]

The AD before the video which is about tanks “I’ve been playing this game for 3 days and I’ve already got a Panzer IV” *Shows picture of a Tiger*

[@thecurseddonutpanda664]

I like that you guys took some time just to play with the most helpless, hopeless, useless, and most ineffective tanks of all time. Just for our enjoyment… appreciate it

[@earltaylor1893]

How did you get good ol’ Boris to do a commercial?? You’re moving up in the world!

[@slartybartfarst55]

Thanks for a great laugh! Happy New Year!

[@psycopt8770]

>See BM-8-24 >Katyusha event PTSD starts

[@Blueboy0316]

12:03 noticed that data plate says Stratford Connecticut, old home town

[@karinagonzalez2006]

It is always a good day when squire uploads

[@SquireComedy]

Not many good days in a year, eh?

[@TFZ.]

@@SquireComedy lol. Its just enough to keep going!👍

[@thcdreams654]

Betty White passes and WW3 breaks out almost immediately.

[@Stook88]

Nice to see that you play some Warthunder :) I love your videos :D

[@danofdybukon6040]

Love the very subtle life of Brian reference in the promotion intro