Yes, for your enjoyment we decided to once again load up War Thunder, and play some of the worst vehicles in the game. We'd like to say this was a pleasure to make, but we'd be lying. We'd also like to thank our sponsor, Conflict of Nations. Receive an Amazing New Player Pack, only available for the next 30 days! Play for FREE on PC or Mobile 💥 con.onelink.me/kZW6/Squire
@Frup2 жыл бұрын
the ad is proper brilliant
@carljohnson98352 жыл бұрын
Happy new year 🍾🍾🍾
@yourhandlehere12 жыл бұрын
Usually the worst tank is whichever one I happen to be in.
@BBeyer2K82 жыл бұрын
So the worst tank isn’t German? So German tanks are good!
@youdontneedtoknow66212 жыл бұрын
I can’t be the only one who misses the top 10 vids?
@resurgam_b72 жыл бұрын
That brake maneuver at 8:15 to land a rocket under the chassis was actually a pretty neat shot!
@SquireComedy2 жыл бұрын
Complete luck. Thus, the noise I made.
@resurgam_b72 жыл бұрын
@@SquireComedy I would expect nothing less from the finest War Thunder player on Earth :D
@zamoriansreign2 жыл бұрын
@@SquireComedy classic British rocket marksman ship in my book, bloody good shot m8
@humanoidwolf2 жыл бұрын
@@SquireComedy u can't beat german tanks oh ja
@Thoran6662 жыл бұрын
Impressive work with the BM. When in doubt how to kill and enemy, use rockets.
@flexprime20102 жыл бұрын
if it doesn't work, use more rockets
@crabofchaos84902 жыл бұрын
'Fire rockets at him Bill.'
@livethefuture24922 жыл бұрын
its just because of the ridiculous overpressure mechanic, anything with an open top, or even a part of the crew area exposed, just gets instantly blown up by any kind of explosive round or rocket, or even artillery...heck even a tank exploding next to you could probably kill you.
@TJCID222 жыл бұрын
If rockets are not enough you are not using enough rockets.
@Opalthira2 жыл бұрын
@@livethefuture2492 wasnt even open top. He fired under a tank which is the least armoured spot on a tank. Then again it doesnt matter because the 6.3 tanks that fire 10kg HE can one shot 11.0 mbts just by shooting them anywhere.
@namelessentity58512 жыл бұрын
I recall hearing an old French tanker recount his time in the FCM 36. If memory serves, the French actually got the drop on the Germans, were scoring hits, but the damned gun on the 36 was so deplorably under powered, that it was all for nothing. To send Soldiers to war with insufficient war gear should be considered a crime.
@xanpenguin7542 жыл бұрын
Ahhh Squire too nice giving us a video on New Year’s Eve.
@OshBurger2 жыл бұрын
New Year’s Day
@nigelsmith73662 жыл бұрын
Yip new years day here too
@hilpowuxing82732 жыл бұрын
2:43 You died there because you didn't follow Rule 1 of defeating panzers: Always play like a frenchman, and have a forest on both sides of you.
@araexus43172 жыл бұрын
But...the rule of defeating panzers doesn't apply when you're fighting a British tank You need to follow the procedure: To defeat a British tank, you must threaten to dump its tea supply into a harbor in Boston for you to yield
@SchlueterMan2 жыл бұрын
@@araexus4317 the British cower at the phrase "Taxation without representation is theft"
@jayklink8512 жыл бұрын
What's this?? British tank enthusiasts playing French tanks, pfft, and adopt French tactics!?! What the devil are you thinking man??-Paraphrasing a hypothetical Lindybeige response lol
@TJCID222 жыл бұрын
"Always play like a frenchman," you mean surrender?
@TheCommissarIsDead2 жыл бұрын
@@TJCID22 surrender! I say surrender !
@BlindAlanAlda2 жыл бұрын
I'd say that Po-2 is the best aircraft in game. Equiped with very small radar cross section. Cutting edge weaponry with Beyond Visual Range engagement capability. Unmatched in defensive armament that makes every foe think twice before engaging from the rear. Plus dogfighting is a joy as every enemy is doomed to overshoot. Only flaw is that it is not BRITISH.
@motznee2 жыл бұрын
you are spelling the plane wrong, it's not PO-2 it's 2-OP because of its outstanding dogfighting and cas performance, but except that mistake, your description is very accurate
@jamesmclips2 жыл бұрын
Ah yeah the Po2 was a biplane
@kricker85622 жыл бұрын
@@motznee and high survivability, I once saw one in air RB and just didn't find the courage to attack it, so I also told my team to not attack it
@ohno85892 жыл бұрын
If British is what you are looking for, may I recommend *The Swordfish*
@Piratejoe442 жыл бұрын
@@ohno8589 Did the swordfish manage to down a jet? No? Po2 is best biplane.
@animeAJproductions2 жыл бұрын
"There's a desert in England..." What, you mean Plymouth? I DIED LAUGHING!!
@nitrous_god2 жыл бұрын
10:40 that joke about being able to see where you’re going is legitimately a top tier joke about the French lmao. I didn’t even notice it at first.
@SquireComedy2 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure many did.
@unifiedhorizons26632 жыл бұрын
I did
@JeanLucCaptain2 жыл бұрын
ya i was looking at that exhaust pipe and my eyes where like.... WHAT THE FRENCH????
@kairenzupuroex42762 жыл бұрын
"I'll be there..... Soon" every low tier biplane moment in ground realistic. May gaijin one day fix plane spawn in ground realistic
@SquireComedy2 жыл бұрын
Gives us time to prepare tea.
@ImWallace7992 жыл бұрын
the GAZ-mm with the DShK is flawless. It's practically a modern tank destroyer
@erzbengelraziel54902 жыл бұрын
The french aa he used briefly in the second match is even better, a very similar gun, but 4 of them.
@ImWallace7992 жыл бұрын
@@erzbengelraziel5490 that's 13.2 and it's not Russian so no its not better
@Mrskydoesminecraft12 жыл бұрын
9:52 It’s not retreating, it’s a tactical withdrawal!
@Thecodytree2 жыл бұрын
13:50 “ahh i’ve not found god i’ve found a panzer III” best line
@southernwolfgaming2 жыл бұрын
Too bad he didn't find God as well
@southernwolfgaming2 жыл бұрын
Maybe God came in the form of a panzer 3
@Thecodytree2 жыл бұрын
@@southernwolfgaming and then shot him
@southernwolfgaming2 жыл бұрын
@@Thecodytree yes
@JeanLucCaptain2 жыл бұрын
BUt the Pzr III will send you TO GOD sooo
@destroyer_fletcher74152 жыл бұрын
God that ad placement had me laughing so much. Boris Yelts- I mean - Johnson talking about the game is a very funny idea. Good work on the video also, chap
@jayklink8512 жыл бұрын
There was no party :)
@tyrionlannister49202 жыл бұрын
what i expected: bad gameplay, with bad tanks, funny commentary in the awesome british accent what i got: an absolute beast round with the BM-8-24 with funny commentary in the awesome british accent nice. good entertainment as always :)
@SquireComedy2 жыл бұрын
Thanks Tyrion, thanks for everything.
@tizanikandothers2 жыл бұрын
Yeah because Squire has the best accent in the world ( one of the best accent in the world)
@tyrionlannister49202 жыл бұрын
@@tizanikandothers true :) for him and probably most other tommys its probably normal, but the rest of the world loves that accent 😅
@tyrionlannister49202 жыл бұрын
@@SquireComedy no, thank you guys for delivering hilarious entertainment 👌🏻🙌🏻✌🏻 Looking forward to another funny video full of stereotypes and ww2 jokes 🤟🏻✌🏻 Give us more gameplay with sarcastic comments please 🤣 On a side note, as a austrian, therefore german native speaker, its nice to have german tanks speaking german... I sadly dont speak russian, but if you got russian speakers in your friend group, maybe you can get one or more of them onboard for future "movie like" episodes involving soviets 🙂 Im sure your bolshevik fans would appreciate it 😅 Do it for mother russia comrades!
@zamoriansreign2 жыл бұрын
@@tizanikandothers I dream of one day having an accent as great as this man, though I’m an American so it’ll probably never happen
@midn1ght_falls7132 жыл бұрын
How did you perfectly capture my gameplay?
@kjarondetweeden2 жыл бұрын
What
@kingdomsandcastles37702 жыл бұрын
???
@nrgbladex76702 жыл бұрын
It’s a joke. He’s saying that he dies a lot
@Molten_Slugger Жыл бұрын
I die alot aswell
@matthewirvine13612 жыл бұрын
3:30 a firework went off outside as he hit the tank, sounded like it actually did something
@SpaceMonkeyBoi2 жыл бұрын
"Haha, French run away!" France: **once almost took over most of Europe and captured Moscow** **depressed baguette noises**
@Kottery2 жыл бұрын
Honestly the worst meme propagated by those that don't actually know France's history.
@tarektechmarine82092 жыл бұрын
@@Kottery it's gonna be a meme till ww3 comes around.
@maxmach43612 жыл бұрын
@@tarektechmarine8209 Nowadays France loses to rioters and football hooligans, last thing they need to embarrass themselves even more is third WW.
@BobBob-eb4io2 жыл бұрын
@@Kottery no most of us know your history we just like making fun of the french
@unifiedhorizons26632 жыл бұрын
@@comtepseudonyme2144 but France tanks had no radio so the inferior German tanks could go around or flank them and take them out
@demonblood43262 жыл бұрын
Hey ollie, As your most devoted fan i was wondering if you have deemed the sunderland mk v to be worthy for being in your next video. It is my only request as the return of the Sunderland would be the coolest sequal ever! Yours faithfully, damon
@thelieutenant77322 жыл бұрын
Amazing work with the BM-8-24, I think the blessing of Gaijin was on your side for once
@czerwony14202 жыл бұрын
theres something very entertaining about watching 2 people with british accents play war thunder and make fun of the french
@wknight55952 жыл бұрын
Very entertaining indeed :) Love it :-D
@MDCox2022 жыл бұрын
So much interesting content dropping on New Year’s Eve!
@Notazomb6319 Жыл бұрын
I like this style of video, its like your normal skits but actual gameplay.
@jayklink8512 жыл бұрын
You're impersonation of 'the Boris' was spot on, fyi probably best to avoid any New Years Eve parties lol
@maxmach43612 жыл бұрын
I'm really surprised that French airplanes don't have a mid-air reverse gear.
@hvymtal85662 жыл бұрын
Well the one french plane showcased was one they bought from the -world's foremost war merchants- the arsenal of democracy you see
@labtec5142 жыл бұрын
That Russian thing is just taking the Soviet thinking of just throw everything at the enemy, there might only be 9mm of penetration but when you fire 30 rockets that's just 9x30.
@nitrous_god2 жыл бұрын
270mm of pen is a lot for that br! They must’ve been on to something…
@Postoronniy2 жыл бұрын
Well, jokes aside, it is a rocket artillery system for launching barrages at soft targets. Never intended to engage armor, especially with direct fire.
@Mika-ph6ku2 жыл бұрын
That first game with the rocket tank is legitimately the best game I have ever seen someone have in it. Loved the perfect rocket thread underneath the one tank that you likely would not have been able to kill otherwise. Good stuff!
@edgychico93112 жыл бұрын
Rare footage of squire and his mate playing War Thunder in 2022
@deathtrooper90032 жыл бұрын
This was quite fun, oh btw since you’ve covered Just about every aspect of ww2. I wanted to suggest that you guys try something related to submarines, maybe using silent hunter as a basis? Anyway just my suggestion for 2022 I enjoy most everything you guys do anyway
@thomasleung21992 жыл бұрын
Have a good New Year's to Squire and everyone watching!
@akmalwasti47452 жыл бұрын
I remember watching your stuff like 4 years ago now i happen to run into ur channel again and its nice to see you doing so well bro u deserve it
@firestarteronyoutube55422 жыл бұрын
"This doesn't look like the Ardennes... although I haven't been there" Squire, my man, France is a barren wasteland anyway. Pretty realistic if you ask me.
@mbrackeva2 жыл бұрын
Except that the Ardennes are in Belgium...
@person17822 жыл бұрын
Happy new year squire (from Australia)
@SquireComedy2 жыл бұрын
Happy new year!
@scharnhorst_422 жыл бұрын
"Are you driving a delivery truck?" "Its delivering one thing and that's pain... to the enemy" Loved that xD
@JeanLucCaptain2 жыл бұрын
i am kinda disapointed the Red Army gets LIRTERAL technicals but Warthunder doesn't have any Toyata LandCruisers LOL.
@mpersad2 жыл бұрын
Brilliant lads, Happy New Year and here's to a wonderfully successful 2022!
@SquireComedy2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for this Mark, very kind.
@WildBillCox132 жыл бұрын
You put so much effort into your advert I sat there, watching, thoroughly entertained for the first time ever by an advert. Good show! A fitting riposte to Klemen Slakonja's "Putin Putout."
@RamblinRick_2 жыл бұрын
I'm glad you guys keep getting top-notch sponsors for your videos. Shows you're producing excellent material at the target audience demographic. Now, when will BBC2 take notice and give you a series? sidebar: Boris needs to tap Squire for the next PMQ at Parliament. Probably do a better job.
@Itz_just_VICTOR2 жыл бұрын
Squire, as you are playing war thunder again, could you do a meme video with "snub barrel" SPGs? Like the M8 Scott and StuG A
@Aikurisu2 жыл бұрын
I feel like half the budget went into that Boris Wig... which is unsurprisingly better than the real thing. Good job, lads!
@SquireComedy2 жыл бұрын
More than half, I assure you
@jayklink8512 жыл бұрын
"Klink old boy, let us take some snap shots of the ruddy code book, that's a good chap."- a Cpl Newkirk (Richard Dawson) line from 'Hogan's Heroes", the best series ever
@ThatIcy7772 жыл бұрын
Hi Sgt Schultz
@jayklink8512 жыл бұрын
@@ThatIcy777 lol, I see naawting!!! Nawthing! :)
@randomcrapstudios83982 жыл бұрын
"I don't think many tanks in this game have nine mils of anything" *Germans with their Walther sidearms*
@syzygysyzygy83322 жыл бұрын
Every time I clean up my KZbin subscription list they put out something like this and reestablish their esteemed position at first place in my ' I don't own this game, my claustrophobia would not allow me in a real tank alive, why am I here' category and I keep subscribed.
@SquireComedy2 жыл бұрын
Appreciate that, thankyou!
@pariahdog67032 жыл бұрын
Moving into the new year with a Squire video is ideal.
@TheJannasmith2 жыл бұрын
Nigel: I heard it was quit well armored Nigel: *Explodes* Well you were wrong😑 I’m rolling Lmao 😆
@Flagship2505 Жыл бұрын
"I've not found god, I've found a panzer III" had me for some reason
@elevenseven95402 жыл бұрын
Delivered the groceries right to their dinner table! Top-class service, bravo! 12:10
@DaYemenball Жыл бұрын
I love the thumbnail. The lead tank helps us know how good it is!!! Thank you!
@kaiserwilhelmii53932 жыл бұрын
Happy new year Squire, from Finland!
@Loukas_Paquette6 ай бұрын
"Are you driving a delivery truck?" "It's delivering one thing and that's pain" 💀💀💀 🤣🤣🤣
@BWSimulations2 жыл бұрын
These sponsorships keep getting better and better. It's actually worth watching at this point.
@SquireComedy2 жыл бұрын
Cheers Ben!
@julianlipinski79342 жыл бұрын
That profile picture you are using is a picture of Polish general Stanisław Maczek, commander of the 1st Armoured Division. His troops performed really well during campaigns in Poland and France (1940 and 1944, especially during the Battle of Falaise).
@itsbebhere2 жыл бұрын
What a beginning of new year!
@benitoswagolini96452 жыл бұрын
I love it when you guys do those skits for sponsors
@yuuzyerbrejn96032 жыл бұрын
"It's got one forward gear and goes 4 mph"..."how fast does it go backwards?"..."15.6mph"..."yes that's a French tank". 😛
@zestmeister77292 жыл бұрын
its funny cause in WoT the H35 Hotchkiss is a pretty good tank cause of armor and it can do some dmg with its peashooter. Theres another version of the H35 in WoT, its the captured german version called the Pz 38H 735 F and you were able to get it for 15 bucks as starter package, its just plainly op. Its only Tier II but it just proves WG doesnt care about lowtiers. Fun fact, if you want to get it now, you have to wait for an auction and you have to be ready spend a couple hundred bucks on a goddamn T2 tank
@motznee2 жыл бұрын
7:23 Squire discovering overpressure
@leosypher99932 жыл бұрын
It is really hard to even get a single kill with this tank, or surviving the first time an enemy sees you But it is really fun for the rare instances that it surprises someone
@GR464042 жыл бұрын
Thank you, Squire. This was a good surprise. If I had a request, I'd like to see you fly an Italian Breda Ba-65.
@Fighter112442 жыл бұрын
If you do decide to do this again, I'd recommend the Ka-Mi. Very light armored with 12mm max everywhere except for 30mm on the front turret. Gigantic hull and tiny turret so the 30mm frontal turret armor is completely useless. Is extremely slow and a poor gun from my experience. The only good thing it's got going for itself is it's amphibious, but that's not really useful in most situations.
@buckispike2 жыл бұрын
I really enjoy seeing some warthunder gameplay back on the channel
@legatvsdecimvs34062 жыл бұрын
The T-60 mounted BM-8 was supposed to be a Mobile Artillery Rocket Launcher, not a Tank. It would normally only fire its rockets from the "rear". The PO-2 only flew bombing missions at night, where it excelled at hitting Axis Camps and positions when they least expect it.
@zacharymarino89262 жыл бұрын
there was a brief moment before I properly recognized that you were in an H-35 where I thought the CR round was DS and I was like "you dissing my Swedish reserves?"
@B.D.E.2 жыл бұрын
Your content has become so damn good. I don't know why you don't have 4x rhe views on most videos. I guess if you turned your comedic mind to a more mainstream subject, you would get more, but then something would be lost.
@SquireComedy2 жыл бұрын
We like being on the fringe. Not sure I could get away with everything otherwise
@gaufrid19562 жыл бұрын
Gotta love the FCM 36 Squire! I call it "Le Pyramide"! And yes, I do already play Conflict of Nations: World War 3.
@LordHughfusJarted2 жыл бұрын
That's The Best Boris I have Ever Seen/heard. Lmao.. btw the Famous British desert to which you refer, is i beleive actually Clacton Beech, or is it Beach? ( forgive me, i live abroad now and can't remenber which one is correct) Happy 2022 chaps.
@pioneer42792 жыл бұрын
I love the Boris reference with the sponsorship
@Glitch_Online2 жыл бұрын
Good way to end the year. Happy New Years all.
@tugazu5 ай бұрын
Now see i have killstreaks with all the French tanks shown here and will one day expand to all the other ones too
@shadowsightgaming84242 жыл бұрын
I love how he Used the State of Florida USA for the world war 3 thing at the start of the video lol!!
@MazzaAzi2 жыл бұрын
Ah the french, the nation with the most interwar tanks in warthunder and who's BR1 is 50% interwar tanks (for those wondering what interwar are tanks that the were made soon after ww1 and before ww2, they were historically only used in desperation and during ww2 were never intended to be use by regular forces)
@lato57502 жыл бұрын
Happy New year from Zanzibar
@zaknoten78542 жыл бұрын
squire is the only channel on youtube wich makes you want to watch the commercials
@brainyskeletonofdoom78242 жыл бұрын
Happy new year from Italy wherever you are! And almost happy new year from you guys in Britbongerland! :P
@davidfans58522 жыл бұрын
Man this is literaly best content on the youtube. Squire is genius
@jonangle85442 жыл бұрын
I'd love to see you guys make more vids lime this
@MausOfTheHouse2 жыл бұрын
Oh Squire, please let me sleep after drinking in peace.
@oliversherman24142 жыл бұрын
I love your channel keep up the great stuff
@zacamakapaka39892 жыл бұрын
Ah yes war Is going on . Ah ah ah have you ever been to peppa pig world?
@rxzxqx69822 жыл бұрын
other war thunder CC: struggle to kill anything with BM squire: casually kill 4 tanks with BM in one reload yes, squire is the best player in the game 😆
@mulrich2 жыл бұрын
hahahaha, that Monty Python reference. "It has wafer-thin armour!"
@TinyTank772 жыл бұрын
The jokes in this video are just beyond perfect
@LMRailfan2 жыл бұрын
Request: Playing the Worst Ship of WOWS
@itsjohndell2 жыл бұрын
God, the dialogue kills me. "What? You mean Plymouth?"
@inisipisTV2 жыл бұрын
Yes. Happy New Year Ollie and Bill. Yeeesss.🥸
@legendaryarchie6512 Жыл бұрын
“I heard it was quite well armoured” “Well you were wrong”
@paulturner1262 жыл бұрын
A great video of squire playing german and French tanks
@PoleTooke2 жыл бұрын
"I've not found God, I've found a Panzer 3." 😂😂
@danielseeh2 жыл бұрын
Omg I have a very good time watching your videos!
@JustUncool_2 жыл бұрын
Happy new year
@hybrid66922 жыл бұрын
I thought your best work was with the two Russian Lada's carrying the wrought iron gates on the roof rack .... Marvelous 🪖
@TAM19062 жыл бұрын
The AD before the video which is about tanks “I’ve been playing this game for 3 days and I’ve already got a Panzer IV” *Shows picture of a Tiger*
@thecurseddonutpanda6642 жыл бұрын
I like that you guys took some time just to play with the most helpless, hopeless, useless, and most ineffective tanks of all time. Just for our enjoyment… appreciate it
@earltaylor18932 жыл бұрын
How did you get good ol’ Boris to do a commercial?? You’re moving up in the world!
@slartybartfarst552 жыл бұрын
Thanks for a great laugh! Happy New Year!
@psycopt87702 жыл бұрын
>See BM-8-24 >Katyusha event PTSD starts
@Blueboy03162 жыл бұрын
12:03 noticed that data plate says Stratford Connecticut, old home town
@karinagonzalez20062 жыл бұрын
It is always a good day when squire uploads
@SquireComedy2 жыл бұрын
Not many good days in a year, eh?
@TFZ.2 жыл бұрын
@@SquireComedy lol. Its just enough to keep going!👍
@thcdreams6542 жыл бұрын
Betty White passes and WW3 breaks out almost immediately.
@Stook882 жыл бұрын
Nice to see that you play some Warthunder :) I love your videos :D
@danofdybukon60402 жыл бұрын
Love the very subtle life of Brian reference in the promotion intro