War Thunder Film - My 6 Most Hated Vehicles

[@SquireComedy]

Special thanks go to the following people, for lending their time and/or voices: Ash007: kzbin.info MikeGoesBoom: kzbin.info Sheriff's Sim Shack: kzbin.info/door/EOoU9PxkXEmsFdzrbvx37A

[@SquireComedy]

I hope you all enjoy the video! Once again, sorry about the irregular video output, I appreciate everyone's blind loyalty. Not only am I going through a house-move at the moment, but large preparations for new video formats! Stay tuned.

[@mastr-sf1jv]

Squire yay your backkkkk

[@willgraves9310]

Hey squire what do you think of the kettle shooter- FV-4005 183mm?

[@Bruh-bp6nn]

Squire jolly good sir!

[@charlieboddington]

You have to upload more often. I love them, but IT TAKES TOO LONG

[@paco_montsol]

“The Swordfish, an aircraft that was outdated before it was designed” That’s one of the most precise things I’ve ever heard.

[@aidendenham1605]

sounds like the F-11

[@marquitastafford7906]

"We always have been, we are, and I hope that we always shall be detested in France." - Arthur Wellesley, Duke of Wellington, British general and Prime Minister.

[@Puffin_777]

Someone at the carrier aircraft design bureau. "We've got to get a more modern carrier air-" "Floatplane Swordfish, what a wonderful idea." "I said, we need a more modern-" "Let's put ASV mk 2 radar on this thing!" "I am trying to tell you-" "RP-3 rockets, perfect!" "Why do you eve-" "1500 pound naval mine! Depth charges, flares, RATO, Centimetric radar!" "But why?" "Can't you recognise god's work on earth dear sir?"

[@thegregitto]

*s t r i n g b a g*

[@MazzaAzi]

best thing about the Swordfish is that it's so outdated that one of the main reasons it was such a surprisingly good torpedo bomber is that every AA gun it faced was ranged to be fighting faster torpedo bombers, and so would frequently over-lead their shots. Not to mention the fact that many Swordfish pilots and repair crews report flak shots simply not detonating on impact due to the canvas body and instead just piercing straight though. The Swordfish was basically like using a great sword against Kevlar armor; it's only working because no one was expecting to fight something so outdated.

[@dominicknesbitt1152]

"Mother Nature's most natural form of weaponry, a Russian with a machine gun" IMAO

[@alvinli2733]

Dominick Nesbitt XD

[@ordinarypsycho4522]

LMAO

[@british-sama7007]

@Keogh Edrich Punzalan R/woooosh

[@arlissmith876]

@@british-sama7007 ya dumbass he was just saying facts he knows its a joke

[@kgb7454]

lMAO looks weird af

[@Brytonrock]

Funniest thing that I saw flying the old stringbag was my son getting his first torpedo kill with one. It wasn't a ship but a hienkel 112 that was chasing him. My son for some reason put the swordfish into as vertical a climb as he could to get away and obviously the He112 followed him, closing all the time. In a moment of desperation he released his torpedo, which dropped like a stone and went through the He112's prop, engine block taking out the pilot and continued dropping to earth. Unfortunately we didn't know how to record a replay of this kill. The other pilot was livid in the chat afterwards.

[@User-es2yz]

Mark Ch I played a match yesterday where a BV was chasing a hurt spitfire with his massive amount of firepower and a b34 swooped by about 2km up, dropped bombs on the BV and flew away. The pilot couldn’t believe it

[@vaelophisnyx9873]

@@User-es2yz fairly easy when you're flying a whale-sized target.

[@ancientappalachian3405]

[...Swordfish pilot realizes torpedo is slowing his climb...]"Here, hold this for me." (*pickles dropping of 1-ton torpedo; enemy pilot in pursuit during climb spots elephant falling towards his cockpit...

[@dospuntosuve5384]

That’s some mystical shit

[@kirayoshikage7035]

I knocked down a plane with a bomb by flying right by it

[@IsleExplorer]

squires not liking British vehicles??? no no no something is wrong, has squires been kidnapped? or worse.... RUN OUT OF TEA!!!

[@sulasaurus]

Thriko I have it and climbs like a fucking tortoise it's sóooooooooo shit

[@verysnipysharky556]

he is missing his tea and TV....... he cant watch his tea boil!!!!!

[@sireanthony1793]

Burnsy Oh God

[@mucklowthebaronofmercia8295]

Burnsy no he needed cofee to make this video is all

[@laimonassileika2285]

nope, if there's anything we hate more as Brits than different countries... It's the British...

[@TD-jd1hl]

"Not only is this thing the length of the bloody Maginot line, it's even more vulnerable to flanking attacks!" I don't care if the vid is 2 years old. This part made me cackle like The Joker at 2.30AM.

[@ooofisbored]

TD1 nobody replied yet

[@ДмитрийПетренко-о6щ]

2:30

[@SilverionX]

Now it's 6 years old

[@samueldesousa2810]

Still gets me rolling 7 years later

[@satagaming9144]

Mother Nature's most basic form of weaponry... *a Russian with a machine gun*

[@Linneom]

What Hitler heard that encouraged him to bit the big bazuca

[@thegregitto]

Mother Nature's most primitive form of weaponry: One of us Germans with a tank.

[@ImWallace799]

No! Germans are terrific, panzers 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, stug 3, sturmpanzers 4 and 6, jagdpanzers 38t, 4, 5, and 6. All good vehicles might I include.

[@thatoneguy6466]

@@thegregitto a Germans most natural place is inside a tank

[@thegregitto]

@@thatoneguy6466 indeed. We are balanced, at peace in our Steel Skin

[@charonsferryold]

**Dispatches like via carrier Swordfish** **Engine dies** Welp

[@morgzcoopz2955]

*engine dies then accidentally destroys the Bismarck*

[@Cythan]

and when the bismark is their it works

[@ChupeTTe]

*Sweats in Bismarck*

[@kirayoshikage7035]

*swears in bismarck*

[@J-Station4]

6:16 As a German I can tell you what that actually says squire. It says something like thi BANG THUD DRIBBLE DRIBBLE DRIBBLE

[@ImWallace799]

*burp* yep

[@Meshakhad]

“The only chance you have of hiding this... thing... is if you drive it into town AND DISGUISE IT AS A PUB!”

[@generaljim3283]

Ooh beer

[@nicholassammons3881]

@@generaljim3283 wait a minute (Insert explosion sound here)

[@nooodont8105]

@@nicholassammons3881 BOOM

[@ImWallace799]

Or a Canadian school building

[@HumphreyHorsehead]

I've put the BAR sign on my Gun Carrier but I found if positioned correctly if perfectly covers up the big weak spot on the upper left corner and looks better there.

[@ReformedSooner24]

11:00 and here we see young Tachanka. Even in his early days he preferred the LMG, mounted and loaded.

[@thatkidfromsubway3702]

That is no lmg

[@mememan2404]

That there is an HMG firing an antimaterial round

[@alexx7817]

Farkas The Companion idk if you got the joke

[@jeb368]

Blimey! Our favourite tea drinker has returned! Tally ho chaps! This is bloody marvellous!

[@SquireComedy]

Yeeeees! *Drinks tea*

[@bloodspider5719]

Squire love you man

[@gerritsevereid4657]

Mr. Jeb Yesssss

[@danielr.l.mccullough600]

Mr. Jeb Have al the planets allingned or something?

[@apertureemployee215]

I remember actually quite liking the swordfish. Its quite tough and surprisingly nimble when its payload is gone. But hey, at least the Firebrand is pretty

[@tatefreeman4563]

Eagle262 ah the swordfish the very plane that wounded the Bismarck and saved British US relations in ww2

[@Project_Prescott]

And you don’t even need to slow down to drop ur torp

[@TheArgieH]

@@Project_Prescott And sunk more enemy tonnage than any other Allied aircraft. Yup, it really did, but then it was up the sharp end from 1939 to 1945.

[@martimnunesmartinho6788]

I love using it in ship battles it’s 250lb bombs can destroy a ship instantly

[@gaufrid1956]

@@tatefreeman4563 yeah! It took out the rudder of the Bismarck, which meant it was locked in a slow turn and a sitting duck.

[@douggiemcfresh26]

I wonder what his mother thinks when she hears him constantly screaming with an exaggerated accent from her basement.

[@SquireComedy]

It's the neighbors I worry about.

[@douggiemcfresh26]

Bastards they are, always calling the cops when you're screaming about torpedoes being drowned then dying from the flak

[@sugarnads]

Squire lol

[@calubvangames1801]

DougTheThug lol

[@Project_Prescott]

I fear my sister

[@limefoxy6889]

The japanese type 2 cardboard box

[@dynamicworlds1]

lime foxy lol, it's HUGE too, so you always get hit

[@porsche-sandoesnotundersta8184]

lol it was glue with paper and plastic metal

[@ryanjapan3113]

Comrade Serb why a feminist not a random person?

[@johnerelmacahilig5912]

More like a paper armor

[@jacobgriffith1501]

I think a cardboard box would provide more attention.

[@playstation1homeentertainm981]

9:41 what is a tank Looks in dictionary a tank A tank is a heavily armoured vehicle that can blow things up and look cool Looks and tank on war thunder Yeah that’s not a tank

[@ImWallace799]

The panzer 2 is better in every way than the type 2. Size, armament, crew, and armor. I destroyed over 50 enemy vehicles in a panzer 2 (war thunder)

Is Squire still alive? Damn... more vids pls.

[@SquireComedy]

Yes sir! Right away sir!

[@MrToastercide]

And here I was about to tell the internet that squire had died in a tragic yachting accident

[@visceral2483]

Hali :D ritka magyarokkal találkozni :)

EU servereken azért néha akadnak. :)

[@visceral2483]

Ha már itt járunk mi a neved war thunder-ben? :)

[@Ash007YT]

It was a pleasure to help you on this one Squire. Looking forward to the next one.

[@SquireComedy]

Yeeees

[@finnegan6464]

Plesure? What kind of moist stuff are you hiding? :3

[@Ash007YT]

Well all the things matey. all the things that make up this video buddy!

[@dude_stop_alright435]

" BANG! " " THUD! " " Dripple , Dripple , Dripple "

[@evepayler1461]

Sound effects worthy of Gorge Lucas

[@mh1ultramarine]

my carrier pigeon is ill. May I dispacth a like via carrier goldfish

[@SquireComedy]

Surely a creature with a three second memory, is the worst choice to convey messages? Carrier-elephant inbound!

[@233Deadman]

I was going to use my carrier pidgeon, but the bloody Yanks nicked it, something about need it to guide an anti ship bomb. Just a heads up, you know, in case one of the things starts heading towards you, you'll know why.

[@mh1ultramarine]

I planned on useing a carrier ship, but it exploded.

[@verysnipysharky556]

try a carrier Maus! But if it is your wife, she might think your dead since it's so slow indeed.

[@legomario524]

Shouldn't you teach it to fly a Spitfire first?

[@vinisardagna]

Yeeeeeees. More Squire Content. Yeeeeees.

[@SquireComedy]

Yeeees

[@vinisardagna]

Squire Cheers, mate. Your videos always get a good chuckle out of me, but this one had me rolling in tears. Bravo, old hap.

[@qaziabzy8411]

A rare occurence

[@pershing6116]

Yeeeeeeeeesssss. Oops, went a little snake-like there haha! Yeeees.

[@arandombear5665]

Churchill gun carrier Looks like the American was right about the ships on land thing

[@GabrieleSantoro-01]

"We always have been, we are, and I hope that we always shall be detested in France." - Arthur Wellesley, Duke of Wellington, British general and Prime Minister.

[@edzbienen]

Of course you are ! :P

[@littleumbrella1763]

Got that of NTW eh?

[@GabrieleSantoro-01]

@@littleumbrella1763 Yep

[@littleumbrella1763]

@@GabrieleSantoro-01 that's my man

[@Antarius1999]

Not only in France ;)

[@heartofoak1237]

"I hate anything French" *big breath in* MARRY ME!!!!!

[@heartofoak1237]

*cough* im bbbbritish

[@heartofoak1237]

Actually we held a very good defence at waterloo both sides had taken casulties and we had defeated the french cavalry before the prussians arrived, and we held hougoumont, but the GERMAN LEGION lost la haye saint (but fair play to them)

[@heartofoak1237]

Blucher just helped at the end if the battle, he did have the same amount of men, and he did the old flanking trick, and the british did the biggest advance in the history of the napoleonic wars, the whole line hid behind the hill, and the whole line went over the hill and made the old guard scared, the old guard retreated, the army heard about it, and retreated.

[@heartofoak1237]

Absie well the problem was the same with WW2 napoleon had taken countries from Spain to Poland, Britain had to get Spain back, and Britain had to count of the other allies on the coalition to take Poland back from the french, and they had to defeat napoleons navy (1805) war is not a fast job, all big wars are more than 1 year, and the napoleonic wars was 15 years because napoleon was a genius and kept winning, bt we didnt give up and eventually won in 1815

[@heartofoak1237]

Absie oh and britain had other things to do, war of 1812 etc, and remember, they had a fucking empire

[@Quadrenaro]

The wiki's pros for the Ka-Mi -Has optics both sides of the gun mantlet that gives it two cute eyes.

[@youreasimp1468]

Quadrenaro lol

[@Orinslayer]

By that logic, the Bt looks like a nerd. 😂

[@Parabueto]

"You might as well commute to work on Southern Rail!" I died laughing right there. I do feel sorry for those poor buggers who don't have a choice but use them though, if anyone needs to get shot (or a forced career change) it's probably everyone in that rotten franchise.

[@ryanjapan3113]

Parabuteo privatization In a nutshell

[@victoriacyunczyk]

@@ryanjapan3113 True, but government-run rail here in the USA isn't doing any better. The people at the bottom of the pile do the best they can, but it seems that no matter who's running it at the top, it's starved of funding either way.

[@ryanjapan3113]

@@victoriacyunczyk I don’t wish to be rude but what government run railway? As far as I’m aware, there is no nationalized railway in America.

[@doso4782]

”It dunt huve nun"

[@ryanjapan3113]

Douglas Roempke lol

[@jekabsojarsulskis9740]

That was a good line, among many others.

[@tsiagian6610]

20 minutes of Squire heavily roasting a Tank Destroyer, 2 planes, a Japanese light tank (#ICanHearTheWeebsCry), a torpedo bomber and a jet fighter made out of wood.

[@Sosorasoul]

I'm french and my friends told me it was not a good channel for french people... I'm having the greatest laugh of my life ! Loving these ! **prend une tasse de thé**

[@cutterbacon]

Im sorry for you being made french.

[@Fred_the_1996]

Hon hon hon

[@indy3130]

Baguette

[@mennograafmans1595]

Jai swie Jan de la hollande. And jai speak multo goed france. (Sorry for that.)

[@bonggongplaza6995]

Drink a cup of tea is you were wondering

[@patrickbrundige84]

BANG.....thud....dribble dribble dribble

[@anapple3403]

dribble

[@georgedog326]

Tttsssssss

[@anapple3403]

Crackle crack bang

[@jblob5764]

I lost my shit when he did that 😂😂😂

[@georgedog326]

@@jblob5764 same

[@nostradamusofgames5508]

fun fact- the type 2 ka-mi require "floaties" attached to the front and rear, as are the purpose of the hooks. hopefully the devs will add them.

[@kaijuslayer3334]

Someone proved it could float without it, and Gaijin later allowed it to float how it looked before as a result.

[@mauswaffe]

To add a bit of explanation, it does need the floats, as well as an engine cover. However those aren't needed for it to float in the first place, but to be seaworthy. While swimming through calm water it is fairly stable anyways and water stays off the "deck", conditioms at sea are a bit different. The floats are used to stabilize the vehicle when conquering the waves of the pacific, while the engine cover makes sure the engine doesn't drown. Additionally the Japanese realized that a tanker is just as vulnerable to drowning as an engine is and added a little cover for the commander, in case he wanted to look out of his hatch. I'm aware this is about 4 years late, but that is not a problem when defending the reputation of this glorious japanese battleship, the pride of the imperial navy, the conquerer of the seven seas, the Ka-Mi.

[@ewcc8847]

I got killed by a Churchill gun carrier and remembered this video😂

[@gaufrid1956]

I actually love the 3-Inch Gun Carrier if playing at BR 3.0, with a team including a Churchill Mk I, Matilda Mk II, Valentine Mk XI, and AC Mk II AA. Angle the armor a bit and it's actually not too bad. If you get uptiered, then it will struggle. Because it is built on the Churchill chassis, I tend to play it like a Churchill. So long as you protect your sides, it can take a lot of hits.

[@somerandomguy___]

You must be having a fever dream to be killed by that abomination

[@ChristianMcAngus]

"and without air brakes you will often find yourself descending at speed, or as Yak-15P pilots call it, Death." lol

[@edbrook7088]

my friend slapped literally hundreds of bushes on the churchill gc and called it the 'bush bunker' because ... well you can imagine why. it was actually suprisingly effective in rb

[@Keklan572]

"Because it's French." That's a valid reason if you ask me.

[@MrGMoney1944]

Wait they get the T45 armor shot in there 3.7 Sherman.

[@das3610]

Declan Kostka *merci Merck baguette

[@gastonjaillet9512]

What can someone do against such reckless hate?

[@benstark2065]

@@gastonjaillet9512 surrender

[@leoblanc7805]

Stop being nasty with us please Wait no I don't care, I'm swiss

[@danielz4602]

Ah shite... I forgot my tea

[@hamish5214]

I should get some!

[@SquireComedy]

**Loads service revolver** No tea, no mercy.

[@TheSteelEcho666]

Backup Tripod Spotted the French spy.

[@danielz4602]

Squire is Coffee ok? (its a joke please dont shoot me. I have gotten my tea now)

[@joenailfish5105]

Backup Tripod Coffe will do I am sure. What could go wrong?

[@ComfortsSpecter]

I like how the French plane has invasion stripes even though they got dunked on by the Germans before the war really started

[@15nyonker]

Besides the fact that there were French units involved in the Invasion of Normandy from the Mediterranean?

[@adankmeme651]

But the invasion of france started after poland was annexed.

[@ImWallace799]

But note here that France smashed like 20 other countries which are not Germany, Russia, us, Britain, or Canada.

[@adankmeme651]

@@ImWallace799 funny how one war can ruin an entire country's reputation.

[@yougoofy3592]

@@adankmeme651 yeah just like America and Vietnam

[@chrorb192]

Hooray, Squire uploaded a video! Now we can wait another month for the next one!

[@chrorb192]

But I'm sure there's an understandable reason for it.

[@SquireComedy]

I'm a massive, lazy, bastard. Oh, and I've got a few real life things getting in the way!

[@fabulousfenec9733]

Squire indeed you are

[@ludviksvoboda87]

I just hope there will one day be Mrs. Squire ,then one day little teabags!!!

[@masterarcade8746]

It's like Sherlock episodes

[@zafranorbian757]

A new Squire video? Magnificent! Yes! I actually had a verry good time with the Type 2. The hull is so big that incoming shots often disperse without doing critical damage. Atleast aslong as you don´t get a center hit. And the Churchill GC is atleast still better than the Archer. (4km/h in fire direchtion WTF Brittan, was no other gearbox available? or atleast a Handcrank?)

[@SquireComedy]

Yeeees

[@PyroShark_]

Well the entire purpose was to use that specific chassis (the Valentine chassis) and mount that specific gun to it and the only way they could fit the gun on effectively was to mount it facing the rear of the chassis, i also don't have the Archer so i will not comment on in game performance.

[@aim54x]

Archer...the only British tank that can actually reverse (ie drive it backwards for shoot-n-scoot). Once I worked out that you just reverse into a firing position it became a lot easier to survive in as you can withdraw from the position much faster than in any other British tank. Tough call either way, Churchill GC vs Archer...the Achilles is sweet redemption though.

[@danielr.l.mccullough600]

Zafran Orbian The archer is a backwards... something so younactually hve to reverse it. Good one tank designers of wwii

[@JosephMullx]

I can't confirm good times with the Ka-Mi (well, I only played two matches before it got scrapped for forging Katanas). I had nearly the same problems like in the video, but there's another one too: If you're driving forward and you left or right track is in a different height than the other (e.g. driving on a hillside, but neither on the hill nor from the hill), the Type 2 will slowly turn in the direction of the higher track! So, driving it is more Ka-Mi -kaze for me!

[@Mr-Ducc]

once i rammed a tree with a tank and i lost one of my tracks and my driver diet

[@Phoenix8492]

My least favorite Tanks that I have ever driven in War Thunder are those damned Japanese reserve tanks. Less armor than a box of tissues, and if I had to describe the armament I would use the slang term that I once heard a Tiger crewman use to describe an M4 Sherman landing direct hits on the front armor: a "Door-Knocking Device."

[@explodingcreeper1895]

Phoenix8492 same time with the tertrarch

[@dynamicworlds1]

Idk, the "amphibious" Japanese tank is so much worse, and isn't even a reserve tank, so you need to keep repairing it. I'd rather be in any reserve tank than that death trap.

[@kyle857]

Phoenix8492 A word on Japanese tanks. Em, no.

[@DavidRamos-no4lh]

Phoenix8492 I’m from the future and you should see the French reserve tanks

[@clippedwings225]

One of them is literally based off the Renault FT. That’s how outdated they are.

[@comradesimo7987]

"Next up; Anything French." i love this guy

[@fkez0510]

"you'd be better off taking Southern Rail" XD

[@bigfish821]

say, if you ejected off the he 162, would you get sucked in the engine?

[@sd501st5]

It had one of the first working ejection seats, exactly because of that issue.

[@gabevarley8739]

Bigfish821 During the war, the Nazis made more plane prototypes with a jet above it and some had a 1% survivability for the pilot to throw them self out of the plane (they were before ejecting seats).

[@secpendragon9760]

The engine and wings would probably fall off as soon as you released the canopy, be realistic

[@andreamontechiarini]

Most probably

[@MrBioniclefan1]

That's why you want the modern day ejection seats in one

[@iliadnetfear2586]

"The Bad News...THEY'RE MADE OUT OF Pastry!"

[@winchesterchua3311]

Even stale baguettes do more damage.

[@mpyre4916]

Absolutely hate..... Anything American.... Or Japanese.... Or German...... Or Russian as well! And DEFINITELY French! And don't even get me STARTED on the Italians! And the Australians... Yep... That about sums it up!

[@mpyre4916]

Why hello there my fine English friend! How fares the channel? Personally, I'm having about as much luck as a Fairey Swordfish pilot, who's engaged in a dogfight with a Bosch jet fighter! But I won't quit! Noooo! You'll never see me back down from a German! I am British after all! Now what was I talking about...? Ahem! Channels! Yes. I knew that all along of course! My own sampling of War Thunder related video content has gone dishearteningly unnoticed as of late, so from one War Thunder Brit to another, if there is any help you may be able to give (not help... I don't need help! Pish!) I'd much appreciate it. Cheerio!

[@charlos3782]

How do you can hate French, Italians and Ausitralians because they are not even in the game...

[@mpyre4916]

French: D.520 and 521, as well as the French A-20 model. Italians: Mc.200 and Mc.202, G.50, SM.79 and CR.42... Australians: Boomerang and Wirraway

[@pred796]

Ww2Sn1p3r some of their vehicles are in the game... have you even played the game?

[@charlos3782]

menx gaming are you dumb ?? I just say that there is only 3 véhicule in the game and one is not even french...

[@tyupk7350]

"size and length" hue hue

[@SquireComedy]

"Ding-dong"

[@mayonaise8861]

Squire XD

[@TheIrishTexan]

"PUUUUT SIMPLY!... *It dun have nun.* "

[@Chrisey96.]

"BANG! THUD!......dribble dribble dribble"

[@CC-dq6ck]

Chrisey favorite linw so far from him

[@CC-dq6ck]

@Jell1y Gamer i want tea

[@CC-dq6ck]

@Jell1y Gamer thud

[@CC-dq6ck]

@Jell1y Gamer dribble

[@justinl2009]

@@CC-dq6ck dribble

[@bobinbox1239]

Every Japanese tank in the game

[@bobinbox1239]

And plane

[@blade5896]

+bobinbox 123 Japanese planes are good for many (including myself)

[@pavelvokac6292]

planes are OP

[@teddly2277]

Squire is quietly raging

[@MatalinoMSiraj]

bobinbox 123 *_laughs in ki100_*

[@srsprosuctions3595]

The Type-2 Ka-Mi was a light tank that required pontoons in order to go in the water but without those it is literally a fish outta water in every sense.

[@kontakt642]

I have an idea for the next one :) top favorite/least favorite maps! I'd like to see that!

[@wiansnyders6124]

What about 10 worst vehicles to fight against.

[@zmyslowykalosz]

Wian Snyders the fairey swordfish

[@kayraaa2646]

Wian Snyders If you're a German pilot flying anything within the 2.0 - 2.7 BR range, you might be accustomed to the Brewster F2A Buffalo. It is more aggressive than an Englishman that ran out of tea.

[@zarakdurrani7584]

I-153 Chaika

[@kickith6840]

Wian Snyders Every Russian tank during your reload and the m18.... done

[@Daniel-de2jh]

Winking Walrus where is the is6 and la200? XD

[@TheOnePurpleGuy]

6:32 For everyone who is Intrigued what those two white signs mean I'm gonna translate it for you: left one: the indicated airspeed is 10% less than the true airspeed. Don't pull a recovery maneuver over 4g. Don't pull negative G maneuvers for more than 3 seconds because if you do so the engine will cut out. right one: Takeoff flaps max. speed: 500km/ h; Landing flaps max. speed 300km/h; landing gear max Speed: 300km/h 6:38 his translation is obviously wrong xD

[@thenightcat9528]

The Purple Guy it’s for the sake of comedy, mein Freund...

[@CrizzyEyes]

His translation was "correct," in the sense that the limitations for G manoeuvrers are hilariously small.

[@no_way_down]

"Next up, anything french" France: THEY DARE DISRESPECT OUR LE SUPERIOR PLANE HON HON BRITAIN SHALL FA- Britian: *Loads Service Revolver* Calm down France.

[@Kay_213_]

REE

[@ryanchuabowen2045]

@TROUBLINGBIRD 2103 Denmark surrendered in 3 hours. Idk why the joke exists

[@leorodrigues7368]

@TROUBLINGBIRD 2103 well, not easy when you're expecting your allies to help you but they don't...

[@danielwoods3896]

@TROUBLINGBIRD 2103 France surrendered one time, and that was highly because they got some of the worst of ww1 and wanted another war the least.

[@random_chris1015]

@@danielwoods3896 Also cant forget the poor leadership by the French government, its sad really due to the fact that the French soldiers fought with bravery but their government had them die for nothing

[@SamuraiLulz]

But wasn't the Firebrand the best plane ever a few videos earlier? Did someone kill Squire and took over his channel using a voice changer? Is this why he took so long to make another video? We need to investigate this further.

[@SquireComedy]

Good luck with your investigation, inspector.

[@STORMTROOPER-vo1wn]

Squire The Russian T-28 is pure rubbish.

[@teddly2277]

One Word/2 numbers (and maybe a Hyphen) Zis-30

[@markcameron5719]

Teddly You serious?!

[@teddly2277]

Well, in arcade it sucks In realistic its better

[@kayagorzan]

When you finished assembling your Yak-15 and it starts disassembling itself

[@addamear6006]

I absolutely hate the P-38; granted, i dogfight in it instead of booming and zooming, and when i do boom my wings boom right off, but that's my story and i'm sticking to it.

[@jangustl_wt2358]

Yes this colonial kite(P-38) is like flying a kite in a hurrican. It turns like a Iowa-class Battleship and its powered by two unreliable engines, there overheating so much that you can make Barbecue Party on it. And its a big target for Görings entire Luftwaffel company. But the armament its great, like in every american vehicle, these cowboys give them the firepower of the entire wild west to have some positiv aspects. This plane the P-38, is an attempt to make something hollywood stil looking for movies but this fails completely. Its looking very great, but it flys not very great.

[@PyroShark_]

I too hate the P-38, but it can be used very effectively due to its good maneuverability and its great firepower as well as the fact that the cannon has a lot of ammo and the secondary isn't garbage. Though it doesn't change the fact that its essentially a giant flying lighter.

[@PyroShark_]

Yeah that's the point of the fucking guns, they light fuel tanks and engines, destroy control surface controls, kill crew, and destroy the engine. Why do you think the B-25, B-17, and B-29 are able to get kills?

[@PyroShark_]

Me and my friend have killed many fighters by lighting them with 50s I mean the controls for the surfaces so they are unusable entirely Pilot snipes None of the bomber i listed have any cannons, ONLY 50s

[@PyroShark_]

yes even 7mm guns can shoot out controls you CAN aim even if it can be hard none of them in game has cannons and no you can pilot snipe them and light them on fire, my friends AI gunners lit 2 fighters on fire both within 1 second and they both burned up i personally am better with 50s

[@jhpv89]

Well I'll be hanged! Today I got admitted to a school I've wanted for 3 years and now a new Squire video! This is the happiest day of my life :)

[@SquireComedy]

Congratulations!

[@teddly2277]

DA KOMRADE

[@masonsanders5623]

Squire, sup yo

[@konradroan6685]

One actual tactical disadvantage (or another one) for the Japanese light tank is that the treads are thin, meaning less distribute of weight, meaning, well you can all guess what that means.

[@jameson3519]

"It may get a tad warm..." *Rolls by on fire*

[@allenthomas514]

Wow squire is alive

[@SquireComedy]

Just about.

[@allenthomas514]

Squire wow you responded thanks

[@volllolxdtv3584]

At 6:19, that bit there does actually say, that you shouldn't do negative G maneuvers because the engine will die otherwise

[@MilesStratton]

Aaaaaaaaaannnndddd you forgot the independent...

[@justinmclaughlin9676]

On the Japanese light tank, I have a recording of that performance of kalinika

[@nedsterach]

“THEN COMES THE ACCELERATION, TO PUT IT SIMPLY.......…………………..… it don’t ‘ave none”

[@piewithmoustachepwm]

How do you hate He 162 A-2? I'ts amazing! Also it pisses people off when you kill them with it. :D

[@EthanCookereal]

PieWithMoustache PWM Aye, it's my favourite jet. Nobody excepts it. You just need to learn the guns, they're lacking.

[@piewithmoustachepwm]

Ethan Cooke agreed :)

[@RogbodgeVideo]

The He 162 also features as the top aircraft for the player in the NDS game Freedom Wings.

[@zrspangle]

"What year are YOU from?"

[@SlickPlays]

HOW DARE YOU, THAT YAK IS BEAUTIFUL!

[@SquireComedy]

Not British, not beautiful.

[@skyscall]

Squire Wait, that means you're calling the P-39 _ugly?_ How could you!?

[@RemingtonSVK]

you mean "blyatful"

[@fatmanbatman9374]

Sky Eye well is the Sherman 2 beautiful

[@Alex2K]

dude it looks like a flying dildo xd

[@a_lexine]

"Let's see this armor plate can stand up to nature's most basic form of weaponry: why yes, it's a russian with a machine gun."

[@thecodfather5204]

Squire is the guy, If he sees a bird he'll make a 10 documentary on that bird and what it is doing...

[@Turiargov]

How the hell did the Archer not make this list!? Granted, driving the Churchill GC was an absolutely terrible experience, but driving the Archer will probably scar me for life and traumatise me to a point where I will have to abandon gaming altogether and sell my computer (which might actually prove beneficial to me, but I tend to ignore this thought).

[@Sam-no8tt]

Turiargov are you driving it with the gun facing forward or backwards because you reverse to drive quite vastly

[@Turiargov]

It's a Valentine chassis with a backwards facing 17pdr gun, so I actually drive forward to reach the front or change position and then reverse to set up firing position or to advance (in an agonisingly slow fashion) when I expect enemy contact. Make a false judgement about the enemy positions and you end up wasting a hell lot of time in the best case or dead in the worst case. And even if you are prepared upon contact and manage to hit the enemy tank first, your good old solid shot will very likely not disable it completely, so it will either move behind cover or turn its turret and kill you with one shot. What else? Forward speed: not convincing. Turning speed (would be important): like watching grass grow. Gun slewing rate: too slow. Gun slewing angle: too narrow. Armour: only your engine, if you're facing backwards to the front.

[@Sam-no8tt]

Turiargov maybe you're not using it correctly? it is generally best as an ambushing tank. I've played it a bit and I use it long ranges I mean I usually get 1/2 kills but I'm pretty crap at WT. Also aim for ammo racks and use less solid shot

[@Turiargov]

I was using the Mk.4 armor-piercing capped shell. Not sure if this counts as solid shot, but it definitly doesn't explode after penetration. You don't get any better option in the Archer. High explosive shells are useless against even lightly armoured tanks. I agree on everything you said, but you can't always aim for the ammo rack (especially at long distances or with partially hidden targets) and you can't always stay far away from every threat. Surely you can achieve something with lots of skill, but that skill would still be of greater use in a more versatile vehicle like the Cromwell. ;-)

[@Sam-no8tt]

Turiargov I'm presuming you haven't got the Achilles so I suppose the only thing you could do is soldier through the grind

[@fluffyboi9545]

6:15 translation for left side: Pitot tube shows approx. 10% too little interception not more than 4 g. Negative acceleration not longer than 3 seconds. otherwise the engine will go out

[@Deeznutz-t8c]

Thank you I was looking for this

[@Nekyomi]

8:59 *_*French Pastry Ammunition*_* XD

[@joshuanishanthchristian5217]

HONHONHONHONHON

[@joaquincobas2223]

HONHONHONHONHON

[@nicholassammons3881]

@@joaquincobas2223 HONHONHONHONHONHONHONHON

[@ryanberner1013]

5:52 “Put simply, it don’t have none.” *Squire, 2018*

[@michaelimbesi2314]

I love the use of Western Panorama for the sea voyage part. I get the reference and highly approve

[@mikhailgorbachev3721]

“And now for something COMPLETELY different.”

[@nickpennisi1635]

“Done on the cheap, with none of the good bits” fucking A this guy kills me 😂😂😂

[@___axg96___63]

Squire I wish you would make more videos in this style. I miss these

[@Combatwombat-sn7ng]

the early hurricanes are good but the guns are about as much use a someone throwing stones at the aircraft.

[@seancartier1516]

yep

[@liquidocelot5976]

At least you get 8

[@koala_guest_rbx8344]

but I still think it was really op,since I kill a lot tank and plane in one round.

[@cutterbacon]

The hurricane is a god and the guns thors tool.

[@spindash64]

Opposite problem for me. Hurricane just doesn’t “fly right” for me, but it’s a lovely gun platform and rocket launcher on the IIB

[@richardchen3283]

Squire please post a video of you playing war thunder in the hawker hunter while wearing a top hat and monocle. Please please please.

[@Nounismisation]

Squire, you are tremendous. Keep it up! The effort you make really pays off. I have a perminent smile now.

[@xandercreates6766]

When it comes to landing and takeoff with the Blackburn firebrand, you’ve gotta put your cards on the table before touchdown and lift off Four Aces equals A decisively successful landing or takeoff Anything else, 5-65% chance of success for landing and 10-95% chance of success for takeoff

[@maciejmichalec877]

"Oh dear. I know what're u all asking. What the hell is that?! Well, that my dear viewers is the Japanese Type 2 light...mmm...TANK. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ImWallace799]

Reject T2, take t27 or t40

[@benlaskowski357]

My German's not good, but I think the panel in the He162 said you can't pull over four G's in the aircraft, and if you do for not more than three seconds. And the KA-MI had such crappy armor any heavy MG could threaten it. And, uh, Squire? It needs pontoons to float. A for effort, though. The Yak-15: no airbrakes, not fast enough to disengage, and ONE 23mm cannon with 60 shells? The Firebrand: oh God. When the British tried to build a fighter that did EVERYTHING. No thanks. I'll stick with my Focke-Wulfs.

[@juliancate7089]

Loved it. But its been too long since your last video, so this is especially appreciated. I can't really change any of the vehicles on your list, But I can add a few.... First add: Hawker Typhoons (all types) Horrible at everything. Its only redeeming quality is that the later models have 4 x 20mm with lots of ammo, which you'll need, as getting guns on target is no easy task. Second add: F6F. In reality, this was an outstanding aircraft. In WT, it sucks steaming piles of shit because the flight and damage models that Gaijin has assigned are notoriously and provably false. In game, its fragile, mediocre in speed, climb, and maneuverability, and worst is that the guns have been nerfed to pee-shooters. No freedom launchers here. Third add: All P-51 marks above the P-51A or cannon 'stang. Again, the aircraft have flight models that are demonstrably false which render them underwhelming and inferior to BR contemporaries, plus the .50 caliber nerf (which only applies to AMERICAN .50 calibers, not Russian even though the two had nearly identical ballistics) means you struggle to kill anything. Yes, they're launching something thats shaped like a hotdog, but its brown and soft. Lastly, I love Squire. There. I said it. Just deal.

[@edwardtaylor7270]

Julian Cate Although not really a Typhoon the Tempest certainly redeems the Typhoons. Probably one of my favourite planes. My least favourite plane is the p-36.

[@juliancate7089]

Well, we'll have to agree to disagree about the Tempest. Its a completely different airplane that just happened to be derived from the Typhoons, but in all the meaningful ways, it was a new aircraft. I like the Tempests a lot, but I don't see them as redeeming the Typhoon. Apples, oranges. P-36? Why the P-36? That's usually on most people's favorite list. Granted the flight model is false once again. In real life the P-36 had a blistering roll rate, but in game... not. In reality the P-36 had an initial climb rate of 3500 ft/sec which made it one of the fastest climbing airplanes in the world at the time it was introduced. Its been awhile since I flew them though, so I don't know if the flight models have changed. I did really well in all of them. I think I've got a 10-1 kill-death ratio, give or take, in all three versions.

[@edwardtaylor7270]

I suppose the only actuall thing they passed on to the tempest was the engine. But the p-36, has only one 50.cal and one 30.cal, can't really outrun its competition and locks up at high speeds.

[@juliancate7089]

Yep, P-36 is definitely not a BnZ aircraft. High speed handling is awful. And yes, its slower than some aircraft at its BR, especially the P-36G, but when you are caught out in that plane, you don't run. You use its superior maneuverability to get a reversal. But the P-36A an C will outrun most of the competition at their BR. Finally, P-36C and G models have heavier armament. But, I understand your criticisms. I'm sure lots of people would think my "worst list" was erroneous.

[@edwardtaylor7270]

Julian Cate For some odd reason I like the typhoon but that's probably because it's cheap and decent for ground attack on tank RB compared to other aircraft like the tempest and especially jets which just lose me so much sl in tank RB.

[@danieltweedy2753]

Top notch video Squire old boy!

[@SquireComedy]

Brave words, considering it was posted 3 minutes ago. Come back to me in 17 more, and then we'll see!

[@matthewclinton792]

Squire Oh, that was cold! Colder than my grandmother's tea!

[@danieltweedy2753]

Crikey oh Riley old chap you replied!

[@GardenFootCreature]

i loved this era of squire !

[@Jame320]

lol, First time watching this guy, Pretty funny how he carries himself, Subbed XD

[@alexfogg236]

The Henkiel 162 did have one ariel victory before the war ended.

[@sharpx3494]

alex fogg Heinkel*

[@medicman1118]

One.......

[@foundationsoversight8479]

*aerial

[@tugalord]

And it isn't confirmed

[@twotailedavenger]

"A carrier-borne aircraft that attempts to do everything, and accomplishes absolutely nothing" *glares at the F-35*

[@theweirdguy124]

This dude is stuck in 2015 lol

[@6Six6Six6Bruh]

twotailedavenger exactly

[@teddygladwin4307]

Your channel is the cure for depression! Your hilarious!

[@SquireComedy]

Happy to help! :)

[@teddly2277]

+Squire You're American Aren't you?

[@jackrabbit4545]

I like the frequent content

[@SquireComedy]

I was thinking of taking it easy for the next few months, 1 video a month is far too demanding.

[@hughmungus911]

I actually really like my churchill shlong carrier, but squire isnt wrong about any of its faults. But when you get downtiered, its quite a beefy brit that can shrug off any gun that doesnt extend farther than your arms. Also, though it does have solid AP shot, it deals some decentish shrapnelling, though nothing in comparison to german or soviet 75/76mm's.

[@lordjor96]

"I dont hate it because its french" Sure... XD

[@Gurki]

Dankeschön Herr Squire :)

[@SquireComedy]

My pleasure.

[@romanpollmeier2711]

Gurki another German spy I will report this to the Queen sir!

[@wilmermendez3930]

Greetings from Cuba, Squire!!!

[@HaloFTW55]

Roman Pollmeier shhh, don't give our sleeper agent away!

[@alexanderpoirier3350]

Here in my city of Ottawa, Ontario, Canada we have an HE 162 ‘Salamander’. It is on full display at the Canada Aviation & Space Museum...underneath the wing of an Avro Lancaster.

[@skyscall]

My most hated tank is the Do 217. Yes; tank.

[@nuclear_slimebot]

Squire! Your alive!

[@nuclear_slimebot]

:D

[@Ash007YT]

He sure is buddy.

[@kristof1230]

Slimedude 29 *you're

[@thomasmcewen5493]

The English accent shouts that foreigners are lacking the necessary traits of England, Hood, Nelson, Wellington, Churchill and the British cockpit of strangely placed instruments and levers.

[@Slafeys]

Could you make a video on why the other Nations in war thunder suck because they don't have tea?