World War Tea

[@SquireComedy]

Here's a link to my discord server. You won't find this many interesting people by walking outside. I should know, I live in Norfolk. discord.gg/squire Also, here's a link to my good friend Mike's latest video. (Small warning, he IS German). kzbin.info/www/bejne/iJXLgol9g9V3grc

[@jamesbearpark3794]

Squire huzzah! A new video at last. And a bloody good one at that!

[@eltonandrea5874]

Crikey lad you've got a jerry up yer tail I'm gonna crack open the 22mm on em!! P.S the Vulcan is a bloody beast!

[@insertteahere3162]

Squire Pink Pussycat Club? Discworld inspired? I wouldn't be surprised.

[@kelpyg4711]

Squire you should have added a dunce designation for those who break the rules allowing for them to be humiliated before a ban

[@EHAMaviation456]

I SERVE THE SQUIDONIAN EMPIRE!!!!

[@AnetiaThirza]

*When France has to retreat from their retreating, does it mean they're engaging?*

[@taytay6255]

LegendaryArmy Hmmm..... *Maybe so...*

[@reid1283]

MIND BLOWN

[@bushsbeans5451]

Nah, they’re just retreating forwards

[@viet_cong_momiji2324]

LegendaryArmy I actually died

[@AnetiaThirza]

Not as bad as the French died when they became Vichy France.

[@PointyHairedJedi]

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the War Room!"

[@SquireComedy]

My all time favorite film.

[@agusti92]

Fitting.

[@airsoft9077]

PointyHairedJedi yyeeeeeeeeeessssss

[@StarWarsFanatic14]

Google should learn to stop worrying and love the bomb

[@SeafireM]

WE MUST NOT ALLOW A MINESHAFT GAP!!!

[@RANDOM27ify]

America: *shows up* Me: I can feel the freedom through the screen.

[@HaramainExperience]

Lmao

[@SynthwaveJade]

XDDD

[@ItzFoxUwU]

More like the oil

[@FeatheredFoxz]

Americans : theres nothing special about toilets... me : take the t and ets out of toilets rn Americans : hold up...

[@Pastel_Knights]

@@FeatheredFoxz *O i l*

[@sovietunion3678]

*breath in* nope, pierre gert us back to the maginot

[@nejlaakyuz4025]

>Soviet union >Uses capitalist flying pig instead of our glorious mil-28 >MFW

[@redrussia8370]

Oof

[@ColonizedEthan]

the American tank always gets me

[@kem9952]

*Liberty intensifies*

[@warblerblue]

YeeHAW!!!!

[@NashmanNash]

@@warblerblue Random Bulldog

[@finngywingies]

It’s the french tank for me

[@privatecheems9808]

USA USA USA USA

[@tennoshenaniganizer9234]

*"VIVA LA FRANCE!"* *"NONONONO!"*

[@jinandaroya3965]

Tenno Shenaniganizer BWAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA IM DEATH BECAUSE OF LAUGHTER IN THAT PART!!!!!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@nickspin691]

it’s “Vive La France”

[@user-zq6yz5gf6d]

Dat prof pic tho

[@jnurse24]

*To be continued*

[@mrboi6808]

-insert dr strangelove ending-

[@sumnersolinger9527]

"FOR THE FUR... just go hans" best line ever

[@zatoonhd1683]

Klaus*

[@_Nohan_]

Sumner 2004 “For Der Bundes-Chancellor!”

[@ineednochannelyoutube5384]

+1 Million Subs With only 11 videos Kanzellar probably.

[@comradeweismann6947]

What was the song they sing ?

[@angelofreak7]

@@comradeweismann6947 Panzerlied I think and Hopefully I spelled that Correctly

[@cutiepie-jj9vp]

*Germany's voice sound smexy and I don't know why*

[@dumbnoodle8327]

Same thought~

[@cro3378]

fuck yes 👈👁👄👁👌

[@laviniapalenixd9660]

Agreed

[@lliverfailure]

Agreed

[@wooddoor]

Same

[@smedo6516]

*Russians surround the german/american/british tanks* Germany: "this is just like stalingrad!" America: "it's the battle of the bulge all over again!" Britain: "this is new." Since there seems to be some conflict in the replies section, I'm just going to clear some things up factually: The conflict at Yorktown didn't take place during the Second World War, the Siege of Tobruk consisted of Australians and New Zealanders (Commonwealth but not British) and Dunkirk wasn't a complete encirclement like Stalingrad or the Battle of the Bulge. The only real time the British got surrounded on a large scale I believe might've been during Operation Market Garden (which was intentional - they’re paratroopers!)

[@Der_Dekanter]

Battle for Rorke's Drift

[@BenDover-hm9ml]

SmedNet Dunkirk

[@lordironcrossthegreat485]

They weren’t surrounded at Rorkes drift because the Zulu came from one direction and at Dunkirk they had naval and civilian ships behind them

[@thomashambly3718]

@@Der_Dekanter I see someone watched zulu

[@mithrawnudo2152]

*cough cough* Torbruk *cough*

[@TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs]

I don't know how you keep raising the bar every video, but you keep doing it.

[@Fubuki_Kai]

this video took 150 hours to make, and it got demonetized RIP

[@someguyfromfinland4239]

444 likes.

[@edgy6562]

Subterrainio upload in 40000 years?

[@theenginetheyusedtocallgri6268]

HELLO THERE

[@thedebug3866]

But does he know what it feels like yet

[@birb9422]

At the History Class : Teacher : Alright, Students, can somebody tell me when and how did the Cold War began ? Me : In 1955, when Squire's Centurion tank broke "The Iron Curtain" ( litteraly a wooden fence ) between East and West Germany.

[@krieg8943]

Rick O'Shay might as well be wood

[@homingninja2037]

Teacher: Wrong. It was actually a chain-link fence.

[@firesturmgaming]

And how a WW2 French tank (actually its a I-Go-Ko) rammed into a nuclear bomb driving backwards while the commander shouts: "Viva La France."

[@wheelie_tonk]

The only one who survived the blast was squire

[@bieloruskii]

@@firesturmgaming VIV *E* LA FRANCE*

[@saddamhussein5462]

The American tank is my spirit animal

[@tammiewilliams1374]

The britian tank is mine

[@shinylatias8391]

American is mine as well because I’m an American

[@uppermoonsimp6823]

Im American and both the russian and American tank our my spirit animals

[@kimchi_gvttz3239]

Prob den deutschen Panzer für mich

[@mannemarco333]

kimchi 0w0 furry.

[@trainknut]

9:22 Actual footage of France becoming a nuclear power.

[@TedBronson1918]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHA!

[@Le4orsh88]

Yesssss

[@aubreywean680]

LONG LIVE FRANCE HAHAHHAHAHAHAH

[@zachboyd4749]

Frog 1: Hey Pierre, what does this button do? Frog 2: NONNONNONNONNON!

[@rhicks1337]

French Tank: "This is our chance to go nuclear!" Brithis Tank: "No no no no!" *To Be Continued Meme*

[@engine4628]

well they did go nuclear by ramming into the bomb

[@liamfalvey5142]

Hee

[@congratsyoufoundmychannel1098]

The Current relationship between the British and the French couldn't be better explained

[@pricey70]

ENGINE yeah no shit

[@limediamond4595]

2:28 The American tank represents America perfectly Edit: for those of you who are offended, I live in the US

[@spysappingmahinternet]

Yes it does.

[@dakota3334]

I'm so disappointed in us, but yeah it does

[@derrickmeade4891]

Marie-Elle why are you disappointed

[@artistofcringealice3237]

It represents tge fourth of the july way tooo well

[@yareyare_dechi]

thats not fair. im sure not ALL Americans are loud and obnoxious. just the majority if they elected trump.

[@theamericangamer2696]

Love the American entry lol

[@krupitdoesthings3010]

Same

[@noanime0610]

America is not like that America has a calm voice and America does no just barge in it comes in when a country needs help and supports them

[@mackozbogdanca727]

@@noanime0610 vietnam needed help

[@noanime0610]

Maćko z Bogdańca U see Vietnam dident ask for help and they dident want us to help and they said that to

[@hamdiezio6206]

@@noanime0610 nice sarcasm there

[@eb2075]

I love how the German crew starts singing Panzerlied.. and then “Louder!” oh what a beautiful reference.

[@SquireComedy]

Really glad you picked up on that ;)

[@ethanhatcher5533]

I got that too, only cause I listen to glorious fatherland music

[@coltinchao5932]

Ahh, the Battle of the bulge movie. With some of the funniest deaths ever shot in a war film. With pattons as Tiger IIs and Chaffes as shermans and with the power to change summer to winter and back again in a few scenes. Good times.

[@juliancate7089]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bnunnJeZZ5lph7M Problem is that they are singing the first stanza over and over, but it still makes me want to invade France every time I hear it.

[@Timbo5000]

An especially good reference because they used M47s to stand in for Tigers/Panthers in that film. Certainly made me chuckle thinking back to how strange that was to see. I do hope we'll be seeing a video featuring the Chieftain at some point in the future

[@houselemuellan8756]

"No need to mention the war" while simultaneously mentioning both wars

[@yareyare_dechi]

its a reference to Fawlty towers, a comedy classic sitcom by John cleese. kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5fPZ3-raN2EjZI "Dont mention the war", "you started it', " yes you did, you invaded poland'

[@WTCrazykid073]

@@yareyare_dechi I loved that scene!

[@yareyare_dechi]

@@WTCrazykid073 it was pure comedy gold

[@zlikurac4840]

A french war joke hmmm. Why are the french tanks faster in reverse ? Cause they retreat more than they advance !

[@doktork3406]

the french tanks have 7 reverse gears and one forwards gear why the forwards gear? for when the enemy comes from behind

[@RFDLadder1]

Na he was the wrong way

[@dearleader6789]

Germany: were surrounded, this is just like Stalingrad America: we’re surrounded, this is just like the Battle of the Bulge Britain: oh we’re surrounded, this is new

[@demonlordking6635]

How about the Dunkirk??

[@isengard1500]

Battle of the Imjin River, Battle of Chosin Reservoir

[@xninewxw7559]

MY DEAR LEADER

[@smartii3s]

Dear Leader, so do you know a guy called Kevin?

[@justzombieann2013]

Dear leader, what are you doing here?

[@williamtezen4382]

The French tanks move faster backwards?!

[@alfredjones4669]

XD

[@bieloruskii]

The Frenchs tanks are far faster in front than reverse (65 km/h and -20km/h and the Leclerc is 80kmh for - 30kmh the abrams is 76kmh for -40 kmh lol )

[@Drache191200]

@@bieloruskii and what bout the Tiger P??? XD maybe even ferdinand

[@Ty-yt3lj]

KMS Bismarck Drache191200 the Ferdinand was supersonic in reverse due to its gearing

[@Drache191200]

@@Ty-yt3lj okay, then i was correct, btw, it was the electric motor 😜

[@LordKitchenersKitchenUntensils]

"Zulus, thousands of them!" "Those ain't ZSUs, those are T-54s" Gotta love the Zulu joke

[@s9drifto501]

Whens that?

[@LordKitchenersKitchenUntensils]

@@s9drifto501 When the T54s first start appearing, you'll hear someone say "so is 2 worse than 3?"

[@s9drifto501]

@@LordKitchenersKitchenUntensils ohok thx

[@LordKitchenersKitchenUntensils]

@ThatAlpha1900 _ I believe it's an instrumental version of "When Johnny Comes Marching Home"

[@henkmeerdink936]

"Men of Harlech"

[@alextrulson93]

"YEEHAW! RIDE EM BULLDOG! USA! USA! USA!"

[@lordgamer4429]

“WHO THE HELL INVITED THEM!??” “WAS IT YOU!?

[@woodonfire7406]

“YOU CALLED THEM LAST TIME! WHY WOULD WE CALLED THEM IN?"

[@safurahh.8093]

“GET THE HELL OUT OF THE WAY PRIVATE NOBODY!”

[@paganizondacinquenfsedtn3705]

"What the hell is that."

[@-kawamrozona3338]

"Agh it's nothing!-"

[@fabianschulte7548]

"What you think this is gonna withstand a 20 megaton nuclear blast?" "well it is sloped"

[@pricey70]

What’s next planes can operate underwater?

[@Spacebaryonyx]

HKA film productions submaRine with wIng

[@Karl_toffel.]

@@pricey70 The submawing

[@Warkingist]

German tank - "of course, of course, we're surrounded, this is just like Stalingrad." US tank - "We're surrounded, it's like the battle of the bulge all over again" British Tank - "oh we're surrounded, this is new" cough, Yorktown cough

[@Armin2012]

*COUGH* DUNKIRK *COUGH*

[@Warkingist]

eeeeeh, idk, i mean they still had the British navy and RAF to aid them, they were mainly trapped between the Germans and the English Channel, trapped but not surrounded

[@Armin2012]

Still surrounded. Sure, they had a way out, but it was fairly limited

[@Warkingist]

well to be fair if the German navy took part in it too then they would have been surrounded, but the British still had a means of escape, thus it wouldn't technically be considered as actually being surrounded

[@Armin2012]

Then leme put it this way Surrounded by land

[@__Kuba]

you should make a sound mod for crew voices

[@crustyplunger8738]

Kuba Dubrowski >gets kill >yeeeeeees

[@__Kuba]

Crusty Plunger there are soooo many beautiful sentences that can be used

[@insertteahere3162]

YEEEEESSS!

[@CorruptEngieJR]

Kuba Dubrowski And replace all non-penetration hit sounds with that (ping) sound from 5:12.

[@yuuboi661]

What a genius idea :D

[@rusdoesstuff7169]

"IT'S THE SIZE OF A TANK, HOW COULD YOU MISS IT?!" "With all due respect, sir, it was camouflaged" Me too What a lad

[@rusdoesstuff7169]

It was ~1:26

[@pricey70]

And it’s a German

[@diapason89]

"Back to the Maginot." My goddamn sides XD

[@kouchka0667]

Doctrine française après guerre: _French doctrine after the war_ FAITES FACE À MAGINOT _ALWAYS FACE MAGINOT_ >True Stories

[@pricey70]

Well that explains the reverseing

[@coltinchao5932]

Squire, I dont know if you meant to reference this, but Centurion no. 169041 actually survived a nuclear blast during a test, with almost all inner appliances working. (Gun, engine, etc.) But shortly thereafter was knocked out by a single RPG round.

[@MagicalGeekMV]

Coltin chao And its Australian

[@thesnazzycomet]

yeah but that centurion was probably not right next to the explosion

[@InkyMEDIC4728]

Coltin chao Do remember the gun tarp, the vision slits, anyone who would have been in the tank were destroyed. Functional yes but combat efficiency is gone.

[@coltinchao5932]

Yes, that is true. Thats why there was a dummy crew inside the tank to test its strength against a nuclear blast.

[@MisterFoxton]

The driver was wounded by the RPG, but the tank was still functional.

[@thomasedgerley7453]

"We are surrounded, this is like Stalingrad" "We are surrounded, this is like the Bulge" "We are surrounded, this is new..." Lost it 🤣😂🤣😂

[@thomaslombard8058]

At least someone picked up on the sarcasm 😂

[@lchapo6698]

Lol Dunkirk

[@undernerd5824]

@@lchapo6698 Dunkirk wasn’t a complete encirclement, and it was an evacuation

[@IntrepidAnimations]

Hey hey look that american tank and stalin are me! :D

[@crabymcpinchclaws_9424]

I love Germany’s accent

[@Jo-ny9ne]

D:

[@bandit6902]

I reckon that you love germany

[@yui_the_weeb9800]

@@bandit6902 *DRUGZ*

[@bandit6902]

@@yui_the_weeb9800 *Drugs*

[@Rambiz]

Same here ;-;

[@jamieolberding7731]

8:21 Me: "MY GOD?! ALIENS! IT'S ALL TRUE!!! GET US THE [BLEEP] OUTTA HERE!!!"

[@pricey70]

B-2 and blackbird: am I a joke to you?

[@sparetime2475]

HKA film productions this would be before the sr-71 was known about

[@joshlia6469]

V8 engines engage

[@jamieolberding7731]

@@joshlia6469 Cool.

[@koiyujo1543]

Lmao best part

[@iowabb-616]

Squire!!! Stalin died in 1953 wth is he doing in 1955

[@docheyy]

Iowa BB-61 magic

[@samuelross8328]

Yeah and what about Churchill? He was voted out in 1945!

[@fancy_hulk]

And was chosen as Prime Minister again in 1951 to 1955.

[@kaiserwilhelm4212]

Ya

[@ahistoryfanatic5683]

He was specially revived for the meeting because Khrushchev wasn't interested in the escalation

[@BoarVessel-BCEtruscanCer-xy7et]

That ending *MEIN FURHER! I CAN WALK!*

[@chrisperson3138]

Dr.Strangelove or how I learn to stop worrying and love the bomb reference!

[@viet_cong_momiji2324]

Boar Vessel, 600-500 B.C. , Etruscan Ceramic where?

[@DylanLOL-od5vo]

Who would win:The Soviets With explosive rounds or The British with TEA

[@septiccalling8341]

Dylan Da Random .....tea, obviously

[@njsmendoza6930]

or………………MEE

[@fineichangedit5315]

From the kettle

[@krieg8943]

Neither The zulus and Finnish win

[@helikopter4831]

Boston

[@Francoisyyy]

“You cant spell *NATO* without T!”

[@SmaPlays]

Squire... I remember watching your episodes with my granddad, as I used to call him squire too! XD He loved your sense of humour and found your accent rather comedic. Unfortunately he passed away yesterday. Now when I watch your videos I will always remember those special moments. Thank you for everything buddy. ;)

[@SquireComedy]

Genuinely sorry to hear that, mate. Really glad to of played my part. All the best, and thanks for sticking with me.

[@SmaPlays]

Squire Thanks buddy 😉

[@shade1249]

Well as a Brit I can say the title did lure me in but this is much more than expected.

[@aaronsprouse7101]

*L O U D E R*

[@yourfriend1412]

JAA UNSER SINNNN

[@connor9856]

aaronsprouse01 8:54

[@F-14DSuperTomcat]

EEEST BRAUST UNNNSER PAAAANZER IM STUURMWIIND DAHIIN!

[@Ashfielder]

Merry Christmas you atomic animal you.

[@oceanic2542]

France: were going nuclear. NOOO ding. Oh I didn't go o... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM

[@Dan13l159]

"Don't mention the war" nice Fawlty towers reference indeed Not to mention all the historical and movie references, even down to the Welshman humming Men of Harlech, Bravo Squire, another spiffing video sir!

[@SquireComedy]

Cheers, Dan!

[@blu_e1910]

and we'll meet again by vera lynn featured in the end of doctor strangelove

[@normalviewer740]

The French mucked it up again

[@americana_incarnate1717]

Andrew Lowrie dang it you baguette come back and help defend like a man!!!

[@normalviewer740]

americana_incarnate I swear

[@Royalwaffles]

The British mucked it up in dunkirk and we French had to stay while the "Valuable" Brits retreated in a cowardly manner...Your welcome...

[@user-nj7wc1ml7p]

guys it was just a JOKE

[@casdorf3689]

Gabriel Duchesne their country, their responsibility

[@mggx97musicgamergirl66]

Anyone here from the animations on princon of Countryhumans?

[@Texan.Insomniac]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/j5_MmmOoqbmYqck

[@lunchmeat674]

Yep

[@ExpensiveYNo]

Yep

[@rosezircon3303]

YES

[@nicolebuban7696]

Yeeeeeeee 😂😂😂

[@OninDynamics]

4:27 Germany: We're surrounded... Just like Stalingrad... USA: We're surrounded... It's the battle of the Bulge all over again! UK: We're surrounded... This is new!

[@historygirl6732]

*cough* Dunkirk *cough*

[@mjburden8086]

History Girl not really bcus they had sea access

[@quadnod4605]

You watched the video too?

[@jocelynndotson7273]

*sad Dunkirk noises*

[@OninDynamics]

@@jocelynndotson7273 Yes, they were surrounded. From that side at least Source: i don't know, perhaps Soldier from TF2? ("You're surrounded! At least from this side!")

[@murielcunningham8703]

defcon 5: a ok defcon 4: a little tense defcon 3: start militarization defcon 2: prep nukes defcon 1: FIRE ALL NUKES!!!!!

[@grimoknobel]

Gotta love pierre and klaus

[@dapperr1619]

He finally uploads!

[@hornetplays4045]

Adapper _Dilo ikr

[@abigfathorse9782]

Adapper _Dilo I

[@BoarhideGaming]

And he comes back with a masterpiece, I say

[@nocapcanavan1064]

I know!

[@adamelias1880]

Adapper _Dilo yeesssss

[@MilesStratton]

One day, maybe once, I will get a shoutout in a squire video...

[@SquireComedy]

You know it, darling.

[@theroyalteabagyoutube4928]

Squire No homo-erotic things until no nut November ends 🅱️

[@Ray-lf1eo]

NO

[@Mango-wg5cn]

Keep on dreaming.

[@mrmaniac3]

I don't think it's Many Miles Away.

[@benthomas2232]

0:47 I love how they're talking about the iron curtain and yet we can clearly see the fence ends just behind them. It makes it even funnier

[@youplaoupbarbaprout]

0:30 the most exciting battle I never seen

[@socialus5689]

What dying lad had to make the Soviet voice?

[@3rr0r4o40]

I feel bad for that man, for one can not easily convey the power of the soviets. If they were to need a TRUE Russian accent, then they need not look further, komrade

[@alexisbierquedebirkadefauv1744]

That accent is horrible tbh, I think I can fake it better -.-

[@Nikomir1]

But in Russian that lad speaks quite good, almost without an accent

[@abver092]

420 likes...

[@aroraptor7550]

The american and russian voice is the same person.

[@Burg2143]

I feel like an American. YYYYYEEEEEEEEHHHAAWWWWWW

[@jamieolberding7731]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWW!!!

[@pricey70]

Get the hell out of the way private nobody YYYYYEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHhHHHHhHhHHhHHHHhHHHHhHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[@ltmentle5293]

4:36 But.. Dunkirk

[@ltmentle5293]

President Moose that's the French prounounciation

[@MarshalofFrance]

And Arnhem too?

[@franjay5585]

Tamamo Knight the joke is that its not the first time

[@alexanderheiden3181]

Dunkirk? I'd rather touch fluffy tail

[@kartoffelschloss6425]

Tamamo Knight Gallipoli too.

[@ruron3494]

2:31 ah, good old Texans.

[@ruron3494]

what?

[@firepower7017]

Disclaimer:Calling me any race except Asian has been attempted. This is to give evidence of being Asian by verifying what type of Asian I am and also to stop bullshit conspiracy, to further explain. I had been called Mexican so many times and also Asian that my Race is classified unknown

[@ruron3494]

What the heck made you comment this? All I said was "ah, good old texans."

[@firepower7017]

Ruron 13 Oh nvm well in 5:46 a Japanese Tank seemed to be French and it looked Japanese because it had a cramp look to it and it had no Weird Shapes and the body look is a Char B1 fail so it is Japanese (Disclaimer:Ignore the Disclaimer including this if you so choose)

[@yowaddup5649]

Fire Power701 dude are you high?

[@Kay_213_]

“Seen the sights, or what’s left of them” *excuse me* “Fucc”

[@kuronyra1709]

I am French, and I approve of this.

[@_okarawolf_]

Pareil XD

[@bieloruskii]

Quel deshonneur...

[@kouchka0667]

De Gaule: _Qu'est-il devenu de l'esprit français mon descendant?_ Ah... *images de manifestations, french bashing, royalisme en risée * Pas grand chose mon Général *GouteDeSueur.png *RireGêné.mp4

[@Fuchsianight186]

Bourne joure

[@Tim.et.o]

On est tous pareil

[@theohornsby51]

The American stereotype tho...then again I know like 5 people with that horn.

[@SquireComedy]

Hahaha! I want one.

[@theohornsby51]

Lord Constantine it’s called “Dixie”

[@charlesbrooks94]

I lost my shit when the Brit started whistling Men of Harlech 😂. I literally just got done watching Zulu 🤣😆

[@LordKitchenersKitchenUntensils]

Did you hear the other Zulu reference?

[@robertli3600]

British: We are surrounded! This is new... *cough*cough* dunkirk

[@someguyfromfinland4239]

They werent fully surrounded. Britain was in the sea

[@jermainallen7176]

Poor example

[@pixel6854]

Robert Li it wasn't fully surrounded just behind them .

[@Crankiebox99]

Foxy fox wow at land they were....

[@gosforthlad]

Rorkes Drift , Singapore , Hong Kong , Tobruk , Chindits , Arnhem etc

[@horizon8299]

“Make a Path, Private Nobody”

[@IntrepidAnimations]

HE AINT NOBODEH -voice actor for american tank

[@chrislemieux6838]

TheWolfy I agree on the profile pic

[@xanthemothcat]

As an American I can confirm anytime any of us walk into a room we have to yell “YEEEEEHAWWWWW” as loud and long as we can

[@elishaistomin6203]

😂😂I was dead when the French showed up

[@firepower7017]

Elisha Istomin That was a Japanese tank

[@elishaistomin6203]

Fire Power701 yeah your right I’m fucking stupid

[@ernestodelmoral737]

Fire Power701 it was representing the French though

[@mastro6346]

Representing the ft1

[@Matt.71]

its vive, viva is for spain & italy

[@garbagebanditdayz819]

BY GOD ALIENS, ITS ALL TRUE! GET US THE F$&# OUTTA HERE

[@Midnight_May474]

Why? The US makes it more funny🤣

[@Power5]

V Bombers still look futuristic today. Just love the look of the Victory. The Valiant was the only one to actually drop a nuke though. Was only for testing though, obviously. The vulcan in this video was striking to look at as well. The valiant was the plane ;) jane fall back.

[@goldgamercommenting2990]

5:42 **heavy inhale** NOPE! Pierre, get us back to the Maginot

[@insertteahere3162]

"Don't mentioned the war!" -Basil Fawlty 19-something-something.

[@charlieboddington]

Gotta be careful what you say. You don't know how those god damned commies will take it

[@GahMehGrrrr]

You started it. No, we didn't. Yes you did you invaded Poland.

[@Cerebro1983uk]

Fawlty towers was 1970s good program

[@insertteahere3162]

Jesus Christ, 126 likes!? Wow.

[@tails_gamer9786]

2:32 Yeeeee-Haaaw!!! Rid'em Bulldog, USA USA USA🇺🇲

[@ruron3494]

"YEEEE-HAAAAW!!!!!!! Ride 'em, Bulldog! USA! USA! USA!"

[@IntrepidAnimations]

WOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@xanderbrand405]

With subtitles I says, “ride em safe” x3

[@hubithepyromain6927]

Who the hell invited them was it you?

[@kennedytheretard975]

just i hear ''Random Bulldog''??

[@Steve-nf4jx]

5:43 *When germany took over france.*

[@Firebolt193]

8:08 *Soviet Army starts making like the French with high pitched Soviet March playing* As if my sides hadn't been destroyed enough by the French part

[@johnglore5487]

Should have played the music backwards when the soviets ‘tactically’ retreated

[@SquireComedy]

I tried, it didn't sound great.

[@jakeburnside1553]

Hey Squire what’s the music called I want to try something

[@100dampf]

russian march or something from red alert

[@Crankiebox99]

John glore lol

[@Crankiebox99]

John glore i never seen Soviets retreat

[@davidreruk3924]

"Nope. Pierre, get us right back to the Maginot "

[@phinix250]

Should have had a crazy Australian crew in a British centurion, and when the bomb dropped, they should have gone; 'well bugger me sideways, here we go again' in reference to the Australian tank that was nuked as part of the British nuclear tests in Australia.

[@pteppig]

Ah the cancer tank, that was deemed "safe " and was used for another decade

[@danteinouye6098]

@Rick O'Shay www.popularmechanics.com/military/weapons/a23990/british-nuke-tank-test/

[@topsekrit9836]

4:02 *SOVIET UNION INTENSIFY*

[@respectablebogan3276]

what song is it?

[@hunterbg7531]

@@respectablebogan3276 Red alert 3

[@tewam67]

Sofa Yet Onion

[@jamieolberding7731]

"Better dead than Red! LET THEM HAVE IT!"

[@Sherm420]

MY GOD! ALIENS!! That gutted me.

[@IntrepidAnimations]

GET ME THE FUCK OUTTA THERE THEM ALIENS SPOOKED ME

[@Matsumoto77]

That’s a nice Bomb ya got there, would be a shame if something happened to it......

[@corporategunner5972]

9:27 Looks like France just got the nuclear option and Britain is trying to stop them.

[@adumbaby]

“We’re surrounded, this is new” BRUH DUNKIRK

[@jacobla580]

Exactly what I was thinking 😂😂

[@ajax1475]

Not really they had access to the sea so it wasn't a full incircilment

[@keithmitchell6548]

And that's what the Germans thought, and why the British got away.

[@kouchka0667]

No, the french were... The british "heroicly" ran to England...

[@Secretingredientiscrime]

it was either running to england or death by Messerschmitts so... Granted, the British did leave the French to die, though.

[@sanuku535]

The world: *starts WW 3. France: *inhales* no, lets get back to the Maginot.

[@Little2Raph]

"As secure as Hermann Göring's pantry." Funniest comment I've heard in ages. . .

[@soflexx8594]

The Avro Vulcan Is Actually A Gorgeous Plane.

[@Nightdare]

And with an even more gorgeous sound

[@1IbramGaunt]

Soflexx well we recently got one flying again over here that does airshows if you wanna come see one doing it's thing in real life :)

[@xikungao2376]

Much Gawd! Aliens!

[@Minx5892]

@@1IbramGaunt Really? XH558 last flew in 2015

[@williambrilliant1419]

Ooof, playing “We’ll Meet Again” at the end is a wonderful addition.

[@thundercookie9576]

**Advertisement for Squire** Man I am having the worst day ever. First my car broke down, second my computer's fan broke and now I get sick? BUT WAIT. Squire came out with a KZbin video! This is the best day of my whole life!!!!

[@SquireComedy]

Haha, thanks mate, means a lot!

[@bsg2621]

I haven't been sick in 8 months and I don't have a car

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[@thundercookie9576]

First Order Ball Haha another good one! xD

[@thundercookie9576]

BSG Lol neither do I I was just pretending

[@dragossuteu3095]

The french tank made the video 8times better

[@CentralCoco]

"And don't mention the war"- that's a reference from Faulty towers. What a classic.

[@KrisKrieg1]

Ahh! I was feeling the need to see a new Squire video to take away the both physical and spiritual pain I am experiencing. Thank you Sir!

[@asiansassemble3108]

Lol that bulldog tho XDD USA USA USA!!!

[@sandbergius]

Once in a while i return to rewatch this little masterpiece. So many funny ideas! Splendid! ❤

[@etaylor495]

The bit with the French though

[@Armin2012]

elliot taylor They avoid having to surrender by not having to get anything to do with the problem

[@callumhemming9562]

Thank you Squire I’ve had a really bad time recently, you uploading a video got me all excited and happy, I’m going to don my best fighting trouser and watch your video, love your content.

[@SquireComedy]

My pleasure matey!

[@rayofsunshine098]

4:36 he should say “it’s like Dunkirk all over again”

[@littlemicogamer1524]

True

[@yareyare_dechi]

being Australian ill take any chance i can to take the piss out of the Poms but thats not really true, they had the bristish controlled channel to their backs to escape though. youre not surrounded if you have a door to your back. no way youd get civilian boats through the channel if the UK didnt have control of it

[@oldmanmorton4705]

And that's how a Renault ft-17 stated WW3.

[@sword6381]

Madman Morton French capturrf I-Go-Ko you mean

[@SukacitaYeremia]

Sword * So it really is a Japanese tank? Lol

[@sword6381]

Sukacita Yeremia yep

[@thitran1362]

Well there are no French tanks in the game yet so he choose the I-Go-Ko which look the most alike to the Renault.

[@sword6381]

thi tran also! The French used the i-go in their Asian operations

[@ivanshivervlogs9161]

Can you please upload more it would help the war effort a lot - Winston Churchill

[@isaacshultz8128]

ivan shiver vlogs agreed -Ike

[@kaffii]

just a casual Saturday morning with a conversation between some tanks

[@moritzr2850]

"For the fuhr-" "cleans throat""klaus just go"

[@MChannel80]

This could be the best video so far!

[@SquireComedy]

Glad you think so!

[@robertcurry389]

5:47 Clever use of a Japanese tank to represent a French one.

[@lanceslyd4865]

Are you certain that's a Japanese tank

[@robertcurry389]

@@lanceslyd4865 I think so it’d one if the reserve Japanese tanks that they repainted and threw some French decals on

[@lanceslyd4865]

Maybe the French captured it after WW2

[@lanceslyd4865]

And you're right that's a Japanese tank (Type 89 I-Go medium tank)

[@robertcurry389]

@@lanceslyd4865 No… They definitely would not have captured it after the war. It would’ve been extremely obsolete at that point. I mean the thing was designed in the 30s. Plus it was meant for island warfare.

[@maxschindler3535]

I was having a bad day. These always cheer me up!

[@SquireComedy]

Likewise! Then I'm feeling down, I just jump into the comments sections ;)