If Red Tails was a British Film

[@stardustsama3688]

“WHAT ARE WE SHOOTING AT!?” “YES!”

[@CapyMartinBara]

"Yes" is always the best answer

[@stardustsama3688]

Martin XY Agreed

[@washiak3801]

@@CapyMartinBara yes

[@cac_deadlyrang]

The fact that your profile picture is Hetalia America makes it better

[@stardustsama3688]

Pakifilms why thank you!

[@TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs]

0:22 Rare footage of french resistance fighter gruesomely killed by friendly fire from allied bomber 1944

[@frenchouiaboo816]

i crie everitem

[@moeders7315]

Big rip

[@trx90vito29]

Can I get a rip In chat

[@chadkingoffuckmountain970]

F

[@adventurelinetm7732]

French detected eliminating

[@Ling__Ling__]

“WE’RE IN JUNGLE COUNTRY NOW!” Vietnam flashforwards

[@sugarnads]

Ling Ling he had already said somehing about charlies in the trees at the start

[@Gaizhun]

Goddamn VC

[@khonwang6263]

Lol 🤣

[@AJKecsk]

"What are we shooting at?" "Yes."

[@cle4tle]

also said goddamn VC after killing a french

[@theyedmeister6981]

YOU WONT GET OUT *NOT WHEN IT DIVES AT 300 KNOTS*

[@das3610]

TheYedmeister There’s a beast, deep inside. It will not die. IT WILL FIGHT BACK

[@megalosmasherx7540]

Hold J to leave your aircraft

[@Mangos1021]

Yeah, i noticed the reference there. They should have said:" Just hold J"

[@vindicare9636]

JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I WAS OUT,THEY PULL ME BACK IN

[@darkleome5409]

That's what she said

[@frisomeijering3270]

we're aiming for the hudson. hmmm, where have I heared that before....

[@SquireComedy]

OBSTACLE. OBSTACLE.

[@samreid6010]

Squire terrain, pull up woop woop. Terrain, pull up woop woop.

[@samreid6010]

For some strange reason, I have that movie downloaded on my laptop and I end up watching it a lot at the airport before I board the plane.

[@WhiskeyZF]

Squire IM TURNING ON THE APU

[@PrintScreen.]

@@WhiskeyZF we won't make it

[@Anzios]

"Look russian fighters" "Ah easy victories" Best one ive heard in a while

[@cookoo4cocopuffs221]

Don't worry, I'll go get him skipper

[@Anzios]

@Henry Sutter the twin engine one was a whirlwind

[@thegregitto]

It's very true tbh.

[@AnonPanzer]

Ach ja! Einfacht besiegt, kommen zu mir Galland!

[@spacexfan1281]

So far so true

[@AvarikVonNom]

Is that...is that a bloody baking glove?!

[@charlessaint7926]

At least he's using protection.

[@charlessaint7926]

@Mentlegen Is that a new form of STD?

[@CurdledTelorast]

All four fingers are in one cavity. It is clearly a bloody oven mitt.

[@keithmichael9965]

Umm.... Support them on Patreon if you want proper gloves...

[@killian9314]

well irl british tankers used berrets instead of helmets inside tanks, they are a weird lot

[@fortis3686]

Combining WT footage with live action is pretty cool

[@lucasurquiza554]

That’s an understatement. Absolute understatement I say!!

[@benjaminpont220]

Yes

[@Omen09]

This is exactly the quality content i wanted for this channel

[@barneystorer1092]

Yeah

[@grahamr4916]

And it’s still better than the midway movie!

[@cooliuscaesar8076]

*French aircraft going down* “Well, We did better than usual” Had me dying!! Lol

[@cooliuscaesar8076]

@Ryan Robison Um no... they were speaking French the French national anthem was playing and I’m pretty sure it was a French aircraft. Is this bait?

[@ofekk213]

@Ryan Robison yes it was french, it was a narval 8000, which is made by the french. it also had french insigmas tail marks, speaked french and had the french anthem sped up playing in the backgroumd

[@graustreifbrombeerkralle1078]

The French anthem playing in the background makes it even better lol

[@AugustGreen_]

WHAT ARE WE SHOOTING AT?! *"yes"*

[@MausOfTheHouse]

Yes is a good answer

[@ryanhopf8324]

Reeeaaaly American

[@Elenrai]

@@ryanhopf8324 Im starting to suspect americans are like 40k Orks...

[@Elenrai]

@@ryanhopf8324 Danes just have air rifles... Seriously our gun legislation used to be completely fucked, basically we could own any air powered rifle we desired with no regulations applying to them. Still a basic low power rifle is unregulated to this day, seeing as actually killing someone with a BB pellet is...well... At that point using the rifle as a club is a lot easier? Not to mention the range is uh...embarrassing?

[@okrion9]

"WHAT ARE WE SHOOTING?!" "YES!" -script writing 100

[@manofbias8113]

I'm pretty sure the line is "GUESS!" but close enough.

[@thestukabomder5943]

"YES WHAT" "YES WERE ONDER ATAKE BY THES FUCKING BRITISH

[@thestukabomder5943]

BOYS"

[@josedasi6768]

It is yes put on subtitle

[@migulmuniz1857]

2:54 "oh God why" that had me dead

[@lp11thewolf79]

Table abuse* why?!

[@kitkat5565]

I pissed my self

[@spencer977]

Goldie wake me up when yo... Oh god why?

[@SubaruPieter]

Yes

[@zsu-23-4kirov6]

Pilot: “EVERY BODY OPEN FIRE! OPEN FIRE!!!” Gunner: “but what are we shooting at?” Pilot: “YES.” The best thing from this vid (apart from the ME-262 tie fighter)

[@ronaldthompson4989]

TENNO HEIKA BANZAI!

[@zsu-23-4kirov6]

Since I couldn’t figure out how to edit my comments, I have to make another one so I could somewhat edit it: Holy shit, 299 likes?! This is amazing! THANK YOu!

[@ronaldthompson4989]

The 262 kind of makes sense as a TIE analog. Twin Ion Engine, twin jet engine, both faster than their "good guy" counterparts, both in service with totalitarian governments.

[@ussvincent1119]

262: has Stuka sirens Me: ok B-17: has Stuka sirens Me: ...

[@x3-LSTR-512]

Hey its a British film

[@visum4518]

4:28 guess the Germans are in the galactic empire

[@unowenwashere2782]

Every single German soldier: wait what the faq?

[@TheSuspense-zi2dc]

Z O O M

[@SD3CS]

Stranger things

[@bigheadman8590]

“WHAT ARE WE SHOOTING AT?!” “Yes”

[@squirrele.1266]

Stolen

[@bigheadman8590]

John R what? How

[@jblob5764]

I came to say the same thing lol Most American thing I've seen all day

[@SquareLion]

He said guess btw

[@KaiserStormTracking]

F A C T S

[@45596Bahamas]

*Rare footage of Squire finally playing War Thunder*

[@boppusyeeticus7007]

Your watching it now also wow!

[@ogoogla3333]

Its so rare that the lastest footage of him playing warthunnder was 7 years ago

[@ogoogla3333]

@Teapot hahah

[@MrGreat-cd9im]

Dud you mean birds of steel?

[@A_Haunted_Pancake]

Oh snap !

[@_Matsimus_]

“Saves money on the CGI” *Drinks Stella Artois*

[@SquireComedy]

Now all I need's a wife...

[@_Matsimus_]

Squire don’t do it man!! Lol

[@sjonnieplayfull5859]

@@SquireComedy why a wife? There was romance allready...

[@psychologicallyunstable2499]

@@SquireComedy noo, characters with wifes die first in movieees

[@flipvdfluitketel867]

@@psychologicallyunstable2499 baby on the way is guaranteed to die first.

[@tegjwokjohn1839]

7:52 "dont worry, I'm a War Thunder pilot" *War Thunder hangar theme starts playing* I laughed way more than I was supposed to.

[@falloutghoul1]

4:29 A TIE fighter? Brilliant.

[@gowen_places_5471]

Was just about to comment, but scrolled thru just in case👌

[@subarunatsuki4145]

TIE in Germany? I'm not surprised.

[@Mangos1021]

@@subarunatsuki4145 considering the fact that the Empire has stormtriopers just that those arent elite troopers) another thing,Star wars guns are mostly based lff of WW2 guns

[@Dragonspirit223]

@@Mangos1021 The entire battles actually. The battle of Yavin is based off a movie called Dam busters. Watch Generation Tech, its really funny how many parallels there are. Its cool

[@HiopX]

That was clearly a TIE Interceptor

[@grapesgorilla2835]

"My superior German engineering! Noo! Gaijin nerf please!" _- A random German pilot_

[@s3r094]

- _every german pilot_

[@ln7929]

- every german tanker

[@poppyykawaiii]

lol

[@sAmpY_wAmpy]

I can relate

[@grapesgorilla2835]

@@sAmpY_wAmpy Ich bin schnell.

[@maple7093]

"MY SUPERIOR GERMAN ENGINEERING!! NOOOO! GAJIN NERF PLEASE!" Gajin: nerfs "MY SUPERIOR GERMAN ENGINEERING!! NOOOO! GAJIN DE-NERF PLEASE!"

[@davefloyd9443]

'De-Nerf' = 'Buff'

[@noodlelover7464]

Gaijan only understands reverse Psychology when every country talks except russia

[@fabioartoscassone9305]

@@noodlelover7464 i think they lick boot of german players too 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@wolfgangkolber381]

@@fabioartoscassone9305 Na, look at the statistics and the stuff dataminers have found. Whatever buff they give to Russia, they give an equivalent nerf to Germany.

[@doomboygammer6009]

Im disappointed i didnt see a single texan jump out of the B-17 with a shotgun yelling its hunting season while shooting down an Me-262

[@dootless3819]

Too American.

[@clickbaitme5247]

Im sorry but that only happens in vietnam when americans jump out of there planes with napalm flame throwers in hand blazing the shit out of the bushes

[@Falling-Coffee]

An I wish to.

[@levilopez9264]

We Texans get a little excited and generally forget the little details like parachutes, such as it is, Texans are in short supply and that particular B-17 had already used it's quota of Texans for the month.

[@acebalistic1358]

this is a film, not real life.

[@theintrepidva2251]

Woah hey that B-17 Pilots one handsome sounding fellow ;)

[@aussieman4791]

I can hear you sliding off your chair

[@Captain_Coleslaw]

He is pretty hot, i heard?

[@NLTops]

I dunno the accent just doesn't get my motor running.

[@chrisrotvega1646]

Is this the part where you default dance in the comment section.

[@Zazkon08]

5:29 *" Clear the deck we got a Kamikaze "* Had me pissing.

[@SquireComedy]

Some people have been asking about the oven mitt. Here's the backstory: We didn't have any RAF leather flying gauntlets, and oven mitts are cheap. *Edit* Also because I always forget to share it, consider supporting our work here, for some mediocre benefits. www.patreon.com/squire

[@4Funand4You]

Goooooood, German propaganda machinery worked on the most Britsh brit there is ^^

[@ThePERFECTSCREEMS]

Ok

[@evanrichards8591]

Squire, have you ever been to the costford air museum, west midlands. And seen all 3 V-bombers in the same hangar? Would absolutley recommend! (Free entry BTW)

[@Mysteres78979]

I like how the french aircraft gets the most modern british aircraft and it gets knocked out instantly, wasn't a joke about the french getting out of the war very early and fast?

[@spookyshadowhawk6776]

Welding gloves look about the same, but aren't as funny as the oven mitt. The American fighters were probably down shooting up the French trains preparing for D Day, sorry about all those French passengers, it's for the liberation of France! They didn't even have any Oil, that's a first.

[@cherishedparks]

**shoots off rudder and elevators** “WE’VE GOT A HOLE IN OUR LEFT WING!”

[@botcheek482]

oh boi

[@zepter00]

Yes.

[@hunterbg7531]

God daim it Goldie i can see that

[@Madmario2006]

Normal war thunder callouts

[@cherishedparks]

Yep!

[@johnnyboi28jracing]

7:56 that face is the face of nightmares

[@rimthetankist6724]

yeah true

[@AnonPanzer]

His face is even more rubbish than th Rhim. Bros. M.K. 108 of 30 from the ME 262

[@ahmetcancnar5743]

Lol

[@EC23331]

lmao

[@heavenleighcupcakes5185]

6:35 " I'm aiming her for the Hudson" 10/10

[@chrisgrant7026]

"Marvellous, but what are you going to do with the airplane?"

[@seanbattersby7361]

Sully would be proud

[@bozo5982]

Heaven Leigh Cupcakes I absolutely lost it there.

[@ColonizedEthan]

Hudson River in Europe 20/10

[@statingtheobvious8119]

*PULL UP! TERRAIN TERRAIN!*

[@redshirt0479]

Can't feel my sides... laughing too hard. Actually I can't feel anything, I think I died after the flying on instruments bit.

[@SquireComedy]

Haha, glad you enjoyed it! Thanks for watching :)

[@krakenite8444]

"fly around him for 5 hours until his engine needs a rebuild" Haha historical jokes go hehe

[@jop7574]

24*

[@noyessoares5442]

@@jop7574 25*

[@minnesotangaming8966]

“Don’t worry I’m a war thunder pilot” Last words of Malaysia MH370 transmitted

[@Nox_Desiree]

MH370 was probably playing arcade mode with a joystick

[@teddill-russell5821]

@@Nox_Desiree ohhhhhhhh who lives in a pineapple under the Sea? Malaysian airlines 103!

[@Abby_Normal_1969]

Too soon?

[@_Alo_]

Minnesotan Gaming they were trying simulator battles for the first time

[@k-874]

*I swear I heard a Tie Fighter and saw a Baking Glove...* *Must be drinking too much tea...*

[@sjonnieplayfull5859]

Not enough tea, you missed the train....

[@panzerschiff9805]

"Don't get cocky kid"

[@rl2699]

Settle down you nerf herder

[@tomo-gq2tq]

Excuse me just a random breath test have you been drinking any non british made tea lately.

[@k-874]

@@sjonnieplayfull5859 Train??? Oh you mean the Zeppelin right??

[@allgaming4045]

3:47 I am American and I can approve this “ what are we shooting at “ “ yes “

[@KaiserStormTracking]

I am a gator man and can confirm

[@sharkzillag354]

I'm Texas Man I approve

[@michelguevara151]

I'm a frenchman, about this bill for damages.. we were assured that you would fix the france that you collateral damaged.. we are prepared to call in bailiffs now.

[@KaiserStormTracking]

@@michelguevara151 USA army joins: you wanna mess with us?

[@fabioartoscassone9305]

@@michelguevara151 in 1944-45 WHOLE FRANCE was "collaterla damaged" 😂😂😂😂😂😂 and u are angry with us from italy,'cause that "little misunderstading" in 1940 (righteously) 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mateuszmazurek6080]

"Well, when Kaiser brings back zeppelins over the channel we'll let you know" Bloody hell, good one.

[@cmonmanyoursobad432]

HAH I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND NOW

[@cookoo4cocopuffs221]

The 262 TIE fighter thing was very good

[@angelomaset1441]

You are me. And I am you.

[@obisvanainobis9950]

Hello there

[@Stripedbottom]

A US bomber captain wouldn't really have ridiculed a Hurricane like that (even if he managed to identify them correctly, which 99% of the time any aircrew didn't), they were not that obsolete yet, nor were they even particularly obsolete looking compared to other modern aircraft. If they wanted to make that joke, they should have had them flying Gloster Gladiators.

[@100dampf]

British Red Tails = Red Coats?

[@SquireComedy]

*SINGS BRITISH GRENADIERS*

[@fozzilla123]

@@SquireComedy *Marches forward in unison with a firmly stiff upper lip*. Tally Ho.

[@Stinger913]

Squire Alexander and Hercules simply can’t compare.

[@mewantabigmac7140]

stinger913 lol

[@natebit8130]

THE REGULARS ARE COMING!!!

[@robertcurry389]

Who does the American voice? He’s amazing and I really feel like we need to hire him to be a pilot voice in war thunder.

[@janwitkowsky8787]

Did you ever find out? He's amazing in all the vids he's in.

[@Eire_Aontaithe]

Just watch the video untill the end and you'll find out

[@sam-bf4lt]

All of them should be war thunder voice actors lol

[@Hungwwy]

Agree

[@Dan-fn5io]

It’s Phly who dose the American voice Edit: never mind I thought it was Phly. But man this Rob guy does a good job and does sound like Phly XD.

[@Ronathanrongers]

American 1: OPEN FIRE OPEN FIRE American 2: what are we shooting at? American 1: yes

[@thestukabomder5943]

"Yes what

[@thestukabomder5943]

Is becuse they hate the enemy and them self

[@havanadog7987]

As an American I can confirm that the American voice is 100% accurate

[@theintrepidva2251]

T R U T H

[@mauserman2112]

I’ll back you up on that

[@naughtydog201]

Havanadog 7 Well it is an actual American who voices the Americans. Squire collaborates with other youtubers. Yeeeeeeees

[@renelammers813]

Ringo Vaughan-Hughes Uhh, that’s not really a southern accent. You’ve obviously never been out of Vermont.

[@robot-he6nq]

Havanadog 7 every single American sounds exactly lack that

[@dumdummcstupid2414]

"OPEN FIRE! OPEN FIRE!" "What are we shooting at?!" *"Y E S !"*

[@melancholymelon5316]

Best line ever

[@Jack1995able]

"Now you will come back, won't you?" Good thing it's a Boomerang

[@lieutenantsupascoop2126]

If pearl harbour was a British film... FALKLANDS

[@rimmipeepsicles1870]

Yesss!

[@skipstjoriarjeeling9594]

True

[@falloutghoul1]

And World of Warships has Argentinian cruisers...

[@foxshoot3138]

Ejemm islas malvinas

[@Oxicnarf1]

@@foxshoot3138 es lo mismo chabon, deja de llorar.

[@Mustang-iw8hg]

6:22, if sully was a B-17 Pilot.

[@srm-z5885]

What?

[@jimmer828]

@@srm-z5885 how do u not understand?

[@MikeGoesBoom]

*LET'S SHOW THEM A LITTLE TRICK I LEARNED*

[@thewitch7342]

proceed with random keyboard bashing and mouse flipping

[@mage9564]

Skid the mouse across the floor.

[@CadeJackson1]

Now this is pod racing!

[@koala_guest_rbx8344]

*I GONNA DO WHAT CALLED A PRO GAMER MOVE*

[@legogenius1667]

*Temporarily switches physics.exe off and just magically spins through the air powered by nothing but Hollywood bullcrap*

[@WoutjeNLD]

Im flying on instruments! "plays guitar" Whaha that killed me! 😂 😂 😂

[@furioussherman7265]

I think that was a banjo, not a guitar.

[@spindash64]

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[@korvalbesuliik5908]

Airplane! good movie, give it a try^^

[@svyazball5288]

5:18 the Australian-like accent and tone of his voice just makes me laugh.

[@jocelynndotson7273]

RIP me, cause of death: laughter

[@FloridaMan30569]

"I'm flying on instruments" *plays banjo lul

[@allsome5675]

*Don't worry I'm a war thunder pliot* Words of a true pilot

[@ThornyA_D39]

Girls und Panzer Fan?

[@nutterbuttergutter]

Pliot?

[@arthurmaxson2863]

"Goddamn VC." That guy's a veteran from the future

[@fabioartoscassone9305]

b52 didnt need extra turrets indeed 😂😂

[@cannonball117]

The highest quality War Thunder shitpost I've ever been graced to see. Thank you Squire for sacrificing yourself, your flight, and an entire Squadron of US Bombers for my entertainment

[@SpecterCat_]

6:21 early aircraft warning system mounted on a B-17 on test trial (Circa 1944, Colorized)

[@AudieHolland]

Not historically correct. The first system featured a female voice simply saying "Pull up!" They dubbed it the bitching Betty for some reason. Then there was the 'stick shaker' which caused the flight column to vibrate. Can't for the life of me think of any reason they installed the 'stick shaker.' Not many female pilots back in those days and they're the only ones who would get some consolation out of it before crashing into the ground.

[@thatprettymuthafucka7267]

.....I actually lol.... Good one hitch

[@josephgcardenas5526]

Quite, also what's your avatar, looks like a cute meme

[@TheFlyAssasin1]

bitch

[@thatonebritishtank3052]

@@AudieHolland its a joke

[@scrappy673]

"Ah bloody hell.. a river.. ah F*CK!" - Every aussie ever

[@cears3588]

"IM AIMING FOR THE HUDSON!" little Sully reference there?

[@clawyraptor9029]

Probably a sex joke, since hudson also means a guy that's hung like a whale that gets all the ladies.

[@user-njyzcip]

@@clawyraptor9029 The "terrain pull up" is definitely a sully reference

[@ReformedSooner24]

I think it’s a reference to that airliner that had to make a crash landing in the Hudson

[@cears3588]

@@ReformedSooner24 r/woosh

[@InitiateDee]

Pull up. Terrain. Obstacle. Over G. Bingo Fuel.

[@cerebralm]

"Stop with the cliched dialogue" "look out, we've got company!" "... just kill me." XD PERFECT

[@Nekyomi]

0:46 “EEeeEeEeEeEeeEee”

[@buckfiddlin]

That’s me in warthunder all the time

[@jocelynndotson7273]

That's me as a large bomber gunner in naval warfare shooting down at the Japanese island c Edit: if you've played naval warfare you would know that there's an island c

[@red_Gaming-qr1ri]

B-17G pilot: we lost the choper is going down he's burning hard wait a sec what the hell was that? Kikka pilot: Tenno heika Banzai! B-17G pilot: clear the deck we got a kamikaze B-17G pilot 2: *sigh* another day in warthunder

[@CaptainDoge1]

I just starting playing and I have learned that already 😂

[@red_Gaming-qr1ri]

@Jace James That was Fortnite

[@aleembaksh1880]

@Jace James **World at war flashbacks**

[@ryxelmanuelp.mangahis1732]

literally every plane in warthunder:

[@CajunCatch]

What movie is that phrase from

[@bernardoschettini6584]

When he said, "dont worry im a WT pilot", i thought he was gonna ram the 262

[@krosskreut3463]

Those are the pro players

[@bernardoschettini6584]

"Ahhh, another day in war thunder "

[@Elenrai]

Biplane jousting needs to be a gamemode in warthunder...

[@crusader318]

“What are we shooting at?” “Yes!” I died

[@doso4782]

Be honest... You got the instruments joke from the film ”Airplane!”

[@LoneWolf051]

glad to see that one is still around

[@lt_darkseekerantique3911]

Eeyup

[@Rschaltegger]

You guys...have never seen Macross 7...There the main Character Basara...flies his...Transforming Fighter, with a guitar.

[@doso4782]

Reto.the.SciFifan Nope haven’t seen that. Still think he got the joke from Airplane!

[@bjorn301]

surely you can't be serious?

[@bfahren]

"Tenno heika banzai!" I died. I´d do it again.

[@carol7311]

CLEAR THE DECK WE GOT A KAMIKAZE!

[@clawyraptor9029]

*sigh* another day in war thunder

[@bisonmini]

Actually it means I am sorry

[@breizhrudie4757]

@@bisonmini Tenno heika banzai means Long live the emporor. Now go commit seppuku out of shame.

[@bisonmini]

Whoops then google translate dit it wrong

[@linzheng5918]

8:50 German Pilot: We won? We've never won in a movie before, finally, something that isn't just propaganda. (Legit)

[@exhoost_fume4646]

American: What are we shooting at!?!?! Other american: yes.

[@eliasar5051]

Combination of Warthunder, acting and film parody? Yes please. This is how heaven have to look like.

[@madmalkavian3857]

"Clear the deck, we got a kamikaze" Surprisingly accurate German strategy there.

[@reedguy2458]

8:35 Ah yes, the good old Battle of Britain Ketchup! Perfect on all your favourite meals! (and German Bomber Crew)

[@rimmipeepsicles1870]

Every German aircraft mg bullet contains some ketchup. They also have fresh tomatoes inside their aircrafts. Got it from their flying greenhouse.

[@AudieHolland]

Yes... However, in "The Battle of Britain" movie, for some reason the German bomber crews' goggles are loaded with the stuff.

[@gizzardlicka]

I really enjoyed the combination of War Thunder and live action shots. More please!

[@SquireComedy]

Aye aye, skipper!

[@MausOfTheHouse]

@@SquireComedy mr. Squire, you probably won't see this, but you should do more bf1 and live action in one video! I really do hope you see this!

[@jonasjrgensen6103]

8:41 dont mind me. Just a time stamp for me

[@michaelritzen8138]

''I'm flying on instruments!'' *plays banjo/guitar/whatever* I almost lost it XD

[@benjaminmiddaugh2729]

Music jokes are an oft-neglected form of jokes, sadly.

[@michaelritzen8138]

@@benjaminmiddaugh2729 I like puns anyways, they are music to my ears

[@fernandogrijalva227]

I read this when it happened

[@goldenfiberwheat238]

How can you unironically think thats funny?

[@ACCB710]

All that was missing was the italian air force... Too bad they did not have any fuel :/

[@LoneWolf051]

and ran out of ammo during their gun reliability check en route to battle

[@delta5379]

ACCB 1998 They ran out of marinara sauce for the Spaghett planes

[@ACCB710]

@@delta5379 way to go not so bene ito and his half assed version of italia

[@z3r0_35]

They switched sides in '43, dontcha know?

[@ACCB710]

@@z3r0_35 nah they did not get yer story straight

[@Miatacrosser]

Had me rotf at "When the Kaiser brings back the Zeppelins over London we'll let you know". Funniest youtube aviation video I've ever seen. Keep em flyin'

[@thebigs6405]

Squire Needs You Give War Bonds on Patreon and He'll Get The Job Done

[@dutch24]

British escort planes: hey, we meet again. American Bomber Pilot: (and i quote) *clap, clap, clap… "Whyyy"*

[@FacepalmVideoss]

That’d be the guy beating his head on the dash

[@jamieolberding7731]

@@FacepalmVideoss That would be me.

[@21owlgirl72]

He was hitting his head

[@jamieolberding7731]

@@21owlgirl72 No offense but these British Pilots are cowards.

[@noanime0610]

Jamie Olberding And Britain bombers where being shotdown and then they dropped bombs on the French

[@cameronjohnson4284]

"The engine's overheating and so am I!" Battle of Britain there.

[@redraven9566]

If squire's uploading time is a British documentary.

[@agustinmendoza7968]

Its because even its pc hads a tea break

[@redraven9566]

@@agustinmendoza7968 and what? a documentary of how squire's pc taking over Australia?

[@_scooter98_92]

@@redraven9566 I'd pay for that haha

[@LegoBob4123]

5:30 Darn Axis Pilot Exchange Program. Good thing Italy quit 2 years ago, otherwise there'd be pizza planes in the skies.

[@annabarbero6548]

Non fa ridere.

[@hunterbg7531]

@Henry_BG o yeah i wouldnt mind some flying pizza

[@Ajehy]

They drop tomato bombs, and the parachutes are huge slices of mozzarella.

[@AnonPanzer]

Just pizza!? They would has spammed Raviolies and macarronies with the guns! xD

[@abersonwilliam1675]

*T E N N O H E I K A B A N Z A I*

[@mastergojidorah9165]

My favorite moment: "What are we shooting?" "YES"

[@JonoZaidi]

I heard a tie fighter saw a baking glove and when a plane went down he said chopper down and a kamikaze OVER BLOODY EUROPE or what seems to be Europe and he shot a French man and said Got that VC This is what a tea overload does to you I guess

[@jermainallen7176]

Russians and Germans did sacrifice their planes to bring down other aircraft; especially Germans in 44-45

[@gujikujtutu2330]

@@jermainallen7176 5:29 He spoke japanese

[@jermainallen7176]

@@gujikujtutu2330 Dur

[@gujikujtutu2330]

@@jermainallen7176 ???

[@ligaconjastica6872]

And a Whirlwind on 1945

[@CMDRFandragon]

OMFG the love interest really did ruin Red Tails. It was a fun movie right until it had literally 50% of it's run time dedicated to some dumb love affair.

[@BillLaBrie]

Just like Top Gun.

[@BillLaBrie]

@Druid of Scosglen I dunno. I saw it in the theater when it came out. I remembered it as lots of dogfights with macho posturing and a tragic end for the buddy character. I didn’t see it again until I showed it to my then-12 year old a few years ago. It’s conservatively about 50-60% Tom in quiet moments with Kelli McGillis, and I realized how gay the volleyball scene and his interactions with Val Kilmer seemed (didn’t notice it back in my innocent teens). It didn’t work for either of us.

[@euanmilne5302]

"what are we shooting at?" "yes" peak American strategy

[@nutterbuttergutter]

If it’s stupid and it works it isn’t stupid. 🫵😎

[@GiovanniCaselli98]

The B-17 computer alert had me laughing hard. Awesome.

[@dissent1557]

Kamovfanatic that was goldie

[@keithfoster8257]

5:30- 8:44- 9:02 CLEAR THE DECK WE GOT A KAMIKAZE BTW thanks for the likes I've never had this many

[@dustypluskrat7423]

Keith Foster that part really killed me XD

[@jackallantern4138]

the kick makes sense though. it only carries 50-100 rounds.

[@theintrepidva2251]

THEYS GOT GODDAMN KAMAKAZI PILOTS ITS OKINAWA ALL OVER AGAIN

[@keithfoster8257]

@@theintrepidva2251 Lol

[@EdwardCree]

Sweepers, man your brooms.

[@jamesteodoro9204]

Plane: Get's shot and goes down Pilot: Realistic Sound effects

[@lithium99]

Wow finally, your upload schedule is slower than SovietWomble’s lol

[@aussieman4791]

But Womble is a socialist! Therefor we know why he is so slow. Cause all socialists are lazy

[@Robloxchat123]

@Wolf LEX r/wooosh

[@Mystickrage]

@Wolf LEX communist witch hunt oh you mean the new election for the prime minister

[@LogieT2K]

Some say they are the same person

[@690_5]

Oh my God The references... “We’re running on instruments!”

[@Forrteroi]

- YOU'VE GOT A HOLE IN YOUR LEFT WING (War Thunder) - Stuka sirens on everything (every movie ever) - I'M GONNA SHOW HIM A LITTLE TRICK I LEARNED (Red Tails) - OVER G OVER G TERRAIN (GPWS) - HANG ON I'M AIMING HER FOR THE HUDSON (Sully) - You won't get out. Not when it dives at three hundred knots (A War Thunder trailer) - Headonning while looking at a photo of your loved one ("ah of course, that classic trope!" From another War Thunder trailer). - Squirting tomato sauce all over his burger (Battle of Britain)

[@KillerFlame1945]

The Japanese Me- 262 at 5:30 killed me. This was one of your best ones yet keep it up Squire :D

[@thehumanoddity]

It's called a Kikka.

[@KillerFlame1945]

trevor bgs Ph Oh it looked like a Me- 262

[@thehumanoddity]

@@KillerFlame1945 It's heavily based off of it, yes, but it was a separate design.

[@KillerFlame1945]

trevor bgs Oh ok

[@dragoontype00alphaz19]

@@KillerFlame1945 Japanese did have 262 being shiped to them but never got delivered it would been known has ki201 or something like that I forgot book I saw it in I wouldn't mind if was added to game

[@rodgeyd6728]

' They were good for the Battle of Britain, but you wouldn't remember that ' 😉. Good old Hurricane.

[@Carlours]

@Rick O'Shay you mean the 1969 film NICE

[@ikanberapi2189]

The most usefull plane on ariplane carriers

[@SubaruPieter]

Nice

[@tatotenaglia6548]

@@ikanberapi2189 airplane carriers LOOOOOOOOL

[@romansnider4676]

It's almost like the RAF got lucky they started attacking civilian centers instead of air bases like they had done completely destroying air bases across England.

[@stanleyjackson132]

What are we shooting at? Yes. Well said

[@dazwolfgramm6341]

B-17: -*_Has TCAS, GPWS, Alarms and everything_* Me: Boeing references?

[@xnotasweatx]

Because it’s a boeing 17

[@hansthegermansoldier7550]

Well its made by Boeing.......

[@joffreyverbeeck1640]

Because it is a Boeing. If I remember correctly, B-17 Development nearly bankrupted Boeing. The first plane crashed on a test flight, and I thought both pilots were killed. The B-17 was actually developed for coastal patrol and weather eye, and when it was taken to war, its resilience to damage surprised even Boeing. There's a story about a plane that flew back home, just held together by its control cables, and she fell apart once she was stopped after landing. the crew said they wanted her repaired, as the plane was beat up, but it still saved their lives. And check out the story of Charlie Brown, who flew a badly damaged B-17 from central Germany back to England, escorted to the European coast by German fighter pilot Hanz Stigler. Boeing still builds tough planes. Their B-52 model is in use as a midair tanker, bomber, and nuclear strike aircraft. And it's said that if needed, the 747 can be rigged for war as well.

[@joffreyverbeeck1640]

They came later though. In fact I think the B-17 was one of the first planes to have an auto pilot, but it was very rudimentary and could only fly the plane in a straight line. It was nothing like todays cockpits, where if you set everything properly, the autopilot can in theory do basically everything between runway entry for take-off and runway exit after landing for you.

[@joffreyverbeeck1640]

@@hansthegermansoldier7550 Yep. And they were tough, as Germany found out. Specially when the Americans and Brits started packing them with machineguns. They didn't really leave any side or angle unprotected. They didn't go down easy to begin with, and than the allies made it even harder to get to them in the first place.

[@TudBoatTed]

Without seeing the film, this is still brilliantly hilarious

[@Telsion]

Save yourself the pain and don't watch it XD

[@TudBoatTed]

@@Telsion oh god, I think I'll take your advice. Sounds awful XD

[@Wubbeyman]

TudBoatTed it’s pretty cheesy but I wouldn’t call it bad. I was only 14 when I saw it so take any advice with a grain of salt

[@unnecessaryammorack]

@@Telsion film isn't that bad. They pull off some unrealistic maneuvers yh but if you're not watching for the realism part it's pretty ok.

[@CARBONHAWK1]

It’s a popcorn flick nothing more nothing less

[@bigtank2133]

“Goldie gang on I’m aiming her for the Hudson” 😂

[@keanulorincz1798]

4:35 as a german i couldn't stop laughting it's so good XD

[@gremio3293]

Jaa is voll witzig ne? 😂

[@nanonuke761]

Yaaa

[@jackkruese9929]

Yes no national stereotypes used by different countries hey. Ha ha

[@cookoo4cocopuffs221]

I'm preeetty sure he didn't say rubbish Nothing but sparks, these guns are shit

[@DefinitelyNotEmma]

Ze Waffen are scheize :v

[@Yes-br1qj]

3:49 Gunner: What are we shooting at? Commander: *YES* XD

[@zoinkstheguywhomakesnothin5860]

he meant to say YES WHERE ARE WE SHOOTING AT!?

[@SD3CS]

*shoots at a picture that say yes*

[@wendysworker]

5:18 "Ah bloody hell, a river. Ah f*ck." -Anonymous

[@jocelynndotson7273]

RIP ME Cause of death Laughing so hard and bursting a lung

[@KaiserStormTracking]

@@jocelynndotson7273 same

[@Napalmratte]

Squire @ 9:45 "MikeGoesBoom who is not the most german man I know..." Me, opening a good bavarian beer alongside some nice sausages with Sauerkraut stops eating for a short moment, askin myself: "MikeGoesBoom, this twittering Seitenschürzenjäger is not the most german man in Squires books? Well ... who else could it be then...?" As always, top quality, non EU content ;)

[@ΑντώνηςΧαρίτος-χ9δ]

7:56 thats the face of someone who knows how to crash a plane in 300 different ways 7:05 and thats the face of soneone who knows he will crash his plane in one of these ways

[@fulcrum2951]

Yes

[@KaiserStormTracking]

F A C T S

[@schmitzeh3261]

What are we shooting at? *”yes”*

[@BlitzGhost404]

5:30 - 5:35 *Rare Footage of a German ME262 Kamikaze, 1945 colorized* 8:46 *Footage of a Spitfire Crashing into a B-17, 1945 Colorized*

[@ConfusedPlushiee]

that wasnt a 262

[@dazwolfgramm6341]

Seimen Veldt it was, yet I Think it belonged to the Japanese.

[@datsunalzheimer]

@@dazwolfgramm6341 it was a kikka

[@cerperalpurpose]

This is the quality content I subscribed for.

[@eamesaerospace2805]

“I’m flying on instruments” Plays banjo.

[@janwitkowsky8787]

Half of 'Macross 7' story-line

[@TheFlyingTater]

If I am correct, pretty sure that is a balalaika. AKA a russian banjo.

[@KaiserStormTracking]

Y E S

[@Island_Line_Rail_Productions]

airplane reference

[@andrewbolton1732]

Caught me off-guard 🤣

[@therealmp40]

Gunner: "What are we shooting at?" Skipper: *"Yes"*