Squirrels attacking Crow

After a year of thousands of successful launches, I decided to up the ante. I started feeding the squirrels Monsanto Bio Engineered corn full of steroids (testosterone) and other questionable additives and pesticides they put in our food. The study has concluded that humans should not consume bio Engineered food the FDA approves as they may become more angry, zombie like.
I observed that the squirrels did indeed like the ride on the catapult. However, the insatiable appetite for corn alone, regardless of how it is made, makes no difference to a clan of squirrels.
I sent my 20 pound Maine Coon out "El Gato" the Cato to regulate on the rodents only to find him cornered in the yard by 3 squirrels. He was brought to a cower and defeated with his tail tucked away in shame. He knew he was no match for what had become of the Bio Engineered Corn fed tree rats.
In this video, you will observe how gangsta the squirrel has now become. Viewer discretion is advised!
Squirrel Launching results in many things.
1. Fun and Laughs
2. Thrill seeking squirrels from other yards.
3. Neighbors getting hit with a random squirrel or squirrels.
4. You end up creating some thuggery in the trees.
No crows were hurt during these testing trials.

[@DEANGOLDBERRY69]

Great stuff! Now make those suckers really fly!

[@SquirrelXLaunches]

I am refitting the original catapult with all new gear and a longer launch plank. Hoping it'll be more epic.