[SS13] Hot Soup

[@extremelycatty4040]

"So you bait security" My guys, the cooks never left the damn kitchen when you were tryna secoff your way inside.

[@PeytonSchiltz]

“MY BROTHER IN CHRIST YOU MADE THE SANDWICH”

[@pankek5431]

"Improvised" explosive device? Your honor, I assure you, my device was meticulously hand-crafted with the utmost precision and care

[@GreyKnightLibrarian]

It's not "improvised", it's "artisanal"

[@yggdrasilburnes]

Made with love, one might say.

[@the-letter_s]

@@GreyKnightLibrarian cottagecore bomb

[@VanceOrSomething]

"That's a soup pot. Inside you can see : 23 improvised firebombs" Finally, some good fucking food

[@kingsuperbobboy]

Watching sec raid the kitchen because one guy got pissed off that he got kicked out of the kitchen is hilariohs

[@DillonMeyer]

"You can't do shit outside of the kitchen." "And you can't do shit without your shotgun."

[@hmroid6884]

A real bartender would have started serving drinks closer to the action

[@sicksock435446]

​@@hmroid6884 Nows the time to serve QuadSec. Not dick around with the chefs...

[@Furnace_Archive]

so real..

[@XiaoYueMao]

fun fact, if you get the station blueprints and rename every room to "Kitchen" then chef can use his martial arts everywhere

[@InternetTAB]

@@XiaoYueMao interesting...

[@the-letter_s]

you know it's going to go well when he's making IEDs _before_ becoming a revolutionary

[@killazaawl]

bwoink: assistant's grandparents used the IED you crafted and left on the floor 2 lightyears ago.

[@layla_solomon]

the description of the soup pot is so fucking funny. "here's a big pot for tasty soup! you see inside 23 ieds :)"

[@keyabrade1861]

"That's a soup pot." "Inside, you can see: 23 improvised firebombs"

[@ryanallen1328]

your soup is: damn improvised fire bomb

[@notloopers1110]

Finally, some good fucking food.

[@Brendedn]

Virgin Bartender feuds against Chad Chefs. Nanotrasen Loses.

[@f3rnando.99]

06:49 soyjack moment

[@wouju9600]

@@f3rnando.99bartender coping and seething he isn’t as cool as the cooks

[@trader2737]

Had I been the bartender I would have made guns for the chef's instead.

[@zombieranger3410]

John Nanotrasen loses

[@amygdala308]

​@@f3rnando.99The bartender is such a funny touchy kid. At first he behaves like an asshole, and then he cries that he is being humiliated. The player on the bartender is so pathetic. I am sure that in real life he is very often beaten by his peers and girls laugh at him right in his face. He's so miserable.

[@TheMaddestofLads]

I like how security was already provoking you to the point you made IEDs, even before you became a rev. It all just fell perfectly into place, good stuff.

[@orpheus287]

Classic Sec, spend so long trying to raid the kitchen that revs just take over the entire crew. Also holy shit that bartender was a second away from smashing his monitor.

[@Bob-ep2sv]

Shitsec strikes again!

[@dudupintarolas5214]

I was surprised Boris didn't give him the Arabian special

[@f3rnando.99]

06:49 soyjack moment

[@joemama2737]

That bartender needs to get some fresh air, they are not mentally ready for ss13

[@Maggot-Milk]

linkara lookin ass malding over the chef lol

[@zaero2379]

i knew the server was manuel the second I saw that bartender message

[@sicksock435446]

Two dressed up assistants being best friends at round start is a dead giveaway. Metafriends for life xddd

[@scavenger6268]

"NO FOOD FOR THE REDSHIRTS!!!" That...That makes a man go teary-eyed from halfway across the globe. Thank you.

[@topster3061]

Sec Officer: *Watches his boss get blown to smithereens.* "Well shit."

[@Tasi_Weynad]

Extremly based ShitSec momemt, a whole round trying to own kitchen and lose station to Revs

[@marlikbudvergard]

Finally, IED appreciation, makeshift weapons best weapons

[@dimmadome6085]

Incompetent security moment. Remember me using a armblade openly as chef, and sec just accepted this because they wouldnt dare tread on my domain. Now terry sec thinks they're all powerful. Also that salt from the bartender. Dude just left manual /TG/.. Anyhow, >be seccie >some tider is crying because chef removed them for tresspassing >run into kitchen like a hobo trying to baton >get robusted because you are too unaware to know basic mechanics (chef CQC) >call the entire sec team >misuse flashbangs like they aren't the only hope you have to arrest the chef in his kitchen >fail to arrest, at all >fail to notice IED warnings in chat, or triggering noises >die >cry at coder to get it removed

[@Furnace_Archive]

suprisingly, I didn't just had a bad day, good round though

[@killazaawl]

i've seen shit like this too, sec ignores ling blades because the dude is a gamer. sec bullies priest with arm relic because "uh that a ling surely"

[@dimmadome6085]

funny, hey@@killazaawl heres a gimmick next time you roll chaplain ling: armblade instead of null rod. Also, you can rename null rods. You can rename a null rod to armblade. It's hilarious.

[@greggbot]

Always fucking hilarious when sec tries to interfere in the kitchen. They coulda just stopped coming at any point, lmao

[@TheDukeofOok]

Let me tell you about soup On goon, you can put floor pills in soup. On goon, reagents dont mix in soup. On goon, the reagents will only mix when consumed. So you can have all the ingredients for bombs inside soup, then someone eats the soup from the bowl, the will suddenly explode, mutate, release tons of sarian gas, and turn inside out. I like Tg soup, but i really want goon soup.

[@aperturescienceguy2737]

goonjank my beloved

[@meboi649]

would you happen to have the recipe for the saitoxin? :)

[@aperturescienceguy2737]

@@meboi649 Welding Fuel, Acetone, Atrazine, Chlorine, Oxygen, Phosphorus, Fluorine, and Hydrogen. heads up though, i recently tried to make a goon soup but it immediately exploded when i put the ingredients in so i suggest you put them in pills so you don't gas yourself and make a really obviously sarin-filled soup

[@lithuanianinbound589]

Werent you the batshit crazy lad on goon?

[@notloopers1110]

ah yes, potassium water soup, my favorite flavor

[@Iknowyoukyky]

“he blew up john nanotrasen” is the funniest shit I’ve read in a while

[@sevin8378]

*Ingredients of Rev soup:* 23 improvised firebombs Love

[@likethebookshop]

Rowan Bullard has provided us with a DELICIOUS copypasta *chefs kiss*

[@jamesfunnymorrison8305]

You are a coward who hides in the kitchen because you can't do jackshit outside of it, so you bait security so you can be shitters even more. While I do not know the full situation, and I am aware that this is america station, all you've shown to me is that you're just pieces of shit.

[@amygdala308]

​@@jamesfunnymorrison8305He must have burst into tears when he wrote it.

[@hamper6511]

You can say he was similar to "Chef Bullardee"

[@Furnace_Archive]

Your welcome comrade

[@notloopers1110]

Calmest shift with more then 1 chef

[@systemreb00ted]

Truly, a fine delicacy. The explosive flavors are to _die_ for.

[@XiaoYueMao]

fun fact, if you get the station blueprints and rename every room to "Kitchen" then chef can use his martial arts everywhere. its just like how if you rename areas to Xenobiology the xenobio computer can view and thus drop slimes outside of xenobio

[@AdmiralGigaton]

Huh, I thought that wouldn't work

[@XiaoYueMao]

@@AdmiralGigaton it does, theres quite a number of abilities tied to the station areas, so renaming areas gives them the effects of the new name

[@addust]

@@XiaoYueMao with what i know about ss13 code that makes zero sense but then again ss13 code makes no sense anyway

[@XiaoYueMao]

@@addust it makes perfect sense when you realize the code is tied to area through the ability code itself not the area code. the station areas do not have any code to grant ability, rather the chefs martial arts have a specific restriction flag telling the game that the ability can only be used in the Kitchen, and since areas cannot share the same name due to how base byond code works, if you rename things as Kitchen the martial arts reads it as an allowed area. likewise with Xenobiology for the computers

[@EMERIC4N]

Amazing! I was RPi 4 that round and the AI laws were American law set, so watching the shootout at the kitchen was one of the best things ive seen. Truly American. So glad this video immortalized that round.

[@wasntwas]

The chefs special was a well done security.

[@d_3634]

Gotta love the Bartender validhunting then getting mad when he gets called out for it

[@galacticdestroyer2569]

The fools let him cook, and look what happened! Chaos grips the station!

[@memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487]

_"WHY DID YOU LET HIM COOK?"_

[@wouju9600]

Bartender coping and seething, a traitor to the service department

[@jastindeep3366]

The level of legendary I strive for is Livrah. When you watch ANY video of his, at the end you say "so fucking based".

[@skyviper4783]

Ha, i was that engineering cyborg with the "true american" lawset, we gotta defend againsf government tyranny

[@anonjohn9760]

That was indeed some spicy soup, with a nice garnish of rage and valid hunting from everyone else.

[@buddyisbored2355]

He was just an innocent man, pushed to his limits

[@vardan4615]

So this is how I figure out Boris ruined my traitor round; with the spicy soup.

[@strayed1615]

I cannot believe they wasted so much time to go after a chef duo

[@ceej5690]

"YOU NEVER LEAVE THE KITCHEN" "YOU KNOW WE-A DO DELIVERY TOO!"

[@aaronhoward646]

As always, impeccable taste in music. Pizza Tower is perfect for ss13 chef gameplay, especially War.

[@mudkiptyler]

Holy shit the cope and seethe

[@snipebob2222]

The rights of Soup shall not be infringed.

[@Kiffer1992]

Just like grandma used to make it, great recipe! Hope you receive your Michelin stars soon.

[@zeWuzard]

I love seeing the after match chat box

[@patrektgaming2584]

ah, the classic sec vs chefs experience. truly wonderful, 10/10 would be a chef~

[@hypno9022]

Didn't even get through here a notification, I just refreshed the page at the perfect time

[@Fr_Dae]

morality, don't annoy the cook and his assistant when he's cooking or you'll eat the utensils.

[@AdmiralGigaton]

That uh... that ce was me. I absolutely ran like a pussy but in the armory shit was fucked, I couldn't tell what was happening. That trick you pulled though was legendary mans

[@irishkelly2062]

John went to bed with a full belly that night.

[@Sleeping_Waters]

Not using 666 kill chop was a real tragedy.

[@jtlego1]

*The Soup Will Never Die*

[@nathanielpaige9378]

You enter the kitchen, you take your life into your own hands. Some people need to learn this lesson the hard way.

[@Iam1Person]

Based Boris. Love that the moment you get converted you put on Thousand March.

[@joebob7483]

So so true about the bartender. Remember, don’t use your words. Go make a potassium bomb in chemistry and blow up kitchen. It’s big enough to ruin their day but not big enough to get admin attention (usually)

[@SikGamer70]

Rowan Bullard taking 2d spessmens a little too seriously. That paragraph is memeworthy.

[@BiFurDoggy]

I had the fortune to be observing this in real time Watching sec bash their heads against the kitchen over and over again was hysterical

[@memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487]

Ah, Livah, recovering his sanity from the Metalgen to do some simple cooking.

[@BoBaconLives]

Kitchen doctrine. A Chef's kitchen is his castle. In culinary jurisdictions where kitchen doctrine applies, there is no duty to retreat before steaming hot force is used against an intruder. 🍝

[@ThreeTinyCats]

Manuel has the best security 😂😂😂

[@Sudo_Nimh]

They're called Line Cooks because they Hold the Line.

[@Jackhatfieldfreediver]

A man goes into a restaurant, and he sits down. He’s having a bowl of soup and he says to the waiter, “Waiter, come taste the soup.” Waiter says, “Is something wrong with the soup?” “Taste the soup.” Waiter says, “Is there something wrong with the soup? Is the soup too hot?” “Will you taste the soup?” Waiter says, “What’s wrong, is the soup too cold?” “Will you just taste the soup?!” Waiter says, “Alright, I’ll taste the soup - where’s the spoon?” Aha. Aha! …

[@Brendedn]

RDX really gives soup some spice. Some pizzazz. A real chef's kiss touch.

[@ramleydude456]

The soup was, indeed, spicy.

[@konstantinmilyutin1190]

Finally, some good freaking food

[@mrmannsalt2444]

The legendary IED stew

[@drysocks4412]

Now that's one spicy meatball!

[@ilikebomes]

Nothings wrong with adding a bit of spice to the stew.

[@rougenarwhal8378]

LET THE MAN COOK

[@Agora2021]

He finally did it, he made his spiciest soup.

[@Mothenjoyer420]

Don't know how you came up with bomb soup but bravo to you!

[@zzurge1173]

A culinary revolution cooks one spicy meatball...

[@arodreth]

incredibly based. I tip my chef hat for you

[@mr.sketser1468]

weakest chef vs strongest sec

[@killazaawl]

man making it very tempting to get back into ss13 and make some sky high burger burgers of fried bacon burgers. i almost fell for it.

[@Thekentuckyrebel]

This soup had a taste to die for...

[@shaerick6867]

Now that's a spicy-a meatball!

[@gavinjenkins2645]

Hey that's me learning botany!

[@gravitonnedissapointment1820]

A single minute in and I just have to say, its always morally correct to grab-grab-disarm invaders of the kitchen, then strip them of everything they own, and flush them down disposals. This includes security. If security comes back a 2nd time after getting flushed, then you kill them.

[@sicksock435446]

Second time is a deep fryer swirly. Third time is killing

[@sosku1070]

The soup was indeed spot on.

[@logangagnepain7154]

I main cook all the time, and I gotta say, that was a spicy meatball

[@Nanacel]

Something i hate on this server You're trying to cook for the crew but you end up getting raided by security because you threw away annoying tiders

[@garglthunder9627]

Hes a-using l'Anarchiste's Cook-a-book!

[@inquisitordragon6827]

Wow, Very Robust.

[@ivandog11]

I love this, man

[@AmBush2048]

Ey, I think I've observed this round, your soup was spicy indeed!

[@mrmannsalt2444]

THEY BLEW UP JOHN NANOTRASEN WTFFFFF?

[@OptiJams]

THE EWC'S FINEST

[@lumin9098]

that bartender was one hell of a pissbaby, lmaooo. based borg, actually.

[@Nik072WarpDancer]

You said "no food for the redshirts"... and lied. And the food was FIRE!

[@Nik072WarpDancer]

Also, becoming a rev after shitsecs try to all out raid you during... code green, I guess?.. is kinda BASED.

[@captgeoff0713]

That's-a-ooone spicy-a-meatball!!!

[@sanchez0021]

Hot Soup, my favorite...

[@willfrost1998]

happy to see you on manuel, hopefully you can bring some robustness to this wasteland

[@LivrahYT]

300ms ping thinks otherwise, sadly.

[@AdmiralGigaton]

​@LivrahYT right? It's hard to not get IED or survive as the CE in revs when your ping just says "Shit."

[@resonance314]

based.

[@deer8071]

time for soup

[@thebusinessman214]

He just wants to grill for godsake!

[@Intelligenthumour]

That's some spicy soup!

[@toastgoats7545]

Well that's one way to cook a grenade.

[@Concerned_Custodian]

The silly little robot

[@sworple]

yummy explosives pizza tower OST goes hard though.

[@VirgilCorium]

I was GLaDOS that round

[@jabz1582]

Good soup

[@kuzma4004]

Ah yes classical ss13 expirience

[@jtlego1]

Soups On, Baby.