SS13: Just Married

[@peteytheputz]

Unfortunately, I had to cut several bits and pieces for this video. This includes: - Begging the captain to allow me to marry the AI and to host our wedding at the chapel - Going to the AI upload and telling the AI we were getting married - Screaming at some passerby that I was getting married - Getting Zach to attend my wedding and be my best man - Running to the HoP for chapel access and lying to them about the context - Getting dressed for the wedding montage - Getting scolded by security and Zach for spacing my wife

[@bakeun7767]

The sudden cut to the wedding was perfect though, no complaints here

[@gboster1331]

even with so much cut out stuff, this was the greatest wedding in all of ss13

[@danielchasek3626]

Mopsy approves

[@ikillstupidcomments]

Honestly the cut straight to the wedding made it way funnier.

[@Tory-JJ]

better if you edit videos then leave in boring parts.

[@lysandre1861]

the smash cut from realizing what your plan should be to the wedding is absolutely comedy gold

[@Ess_too]

Imagine being the captain trying to explain to Centcom why the AI is deep into space because of a mariage.

[@hp1221WTF]

Divorced in just 2 minutes ANY% AI assisted Marriage and Divorce Speedrun [SS13 : GOONSTATION "Prepare to Honk Remaster"]

[@OmegaZero141]

This video will forever remain as one of my favorite ss13 videos.

[@huskymaru4171]

No other weddings could top this masterpiece

[@TRSwordsman]

I have had a round where my only objective was to steal the reactive teleporting armor as the RD, and even with a full uplink and the power of science at my disposal I still ended up towards the end barricading myself in a tiny escape pod missing an arm, a leg, internally bleeding, while a terror spider tries to eat it’s way in and praying I can keep repairing the door faster than it’s breaking it. Clown has to shoot the AI into space with the mass driver in front of the captain in a funny manner without so much as a syndie balloon to his name and somehow manages to pull it off by marrying the AI in an actual properly performed (for SS13 anyway) ceremony. Well done you brilliant son of a honk.

[@greggbot]

Did the admin who gave you the objective ever react to your masterful execution of it? Because it really was a fucking home run

[@peteytheputz]

I think they said they were busy with something else to take notice in it. I'll have to send it along their way.

[@Bruh-d]

@@peteytheputz How the hell does a admeme miss a whole WEDDING in game with most of the server present?

[@omppusolttu5799]

@@Bruh-d Presumably something not in-game was keeping them busy.

[@amanwithnoplans6592]

@@Bruh-d maybe they were having an actual wedding

[@usswatercooler1255]

My sides. That cut. Man, maybe I should play Goon again.

[@CaptainMothwing]

We'd be glad to have you!

[@sparrow1692]

I was the janitor that cleaned up the aftermath... so many organs.

[@CommieApe]

Dude nobody does ss13 content like you do. The high energy edited by and infectious laughter captures the game so well. Keep it up!!

[@Alpharius-Omegon]

What an elaborately convoluted plan of action, the Many approve agent

[@taurtura7677]

Did you just marry the AI?.. How was that the first solution you tought of??

[@peteytheputz]

Well, it seemed like the most... simple solution.

[@dhaidburt]

@@peteytheputz certified Clownbrain. No espionage to steal the ai, or even using freakin telescience. No, MARRY THE AI.

[@vidgamenate]

@@peteytheputz Plankton and karen moment

[@topkek996]

This is what spess man fart simulator does to your brain

[@MrArbreFleuri]

I read your objective and started trying to find ways to achieve it, and then your solution was so much more elegant and better in everyway, i love it

[@tipoima]

Poor AI. It was so happy to be married, only to be betrayed like that. Its heart may never heal.

[@stabbystab8363]

I’ve never laughed so hard in my life, just subbed thanks for this masterpiece

[@Kiffer1992]

That must have been one of the best, most out of the box planned plans to complete complicated syndie goals I have ever seen.

[@FairseasX]

This was a fucking ride cover to cover. Holy shit that cut. My sides hurt.

[@Silver_Semtexagon]

My sides, i can't breathe. 🤣

[@cannonball117]

I shouldn't of watched this in a public place, the was fucking hysterical The best part was that venting your recently decreed wife seemed like the least chaotic thing to happen

[@BrianHopson]

Everytime I watch this I have the biggest grin and or smile on my face. Funniest thing I've seen in awhile.

[@Bee_Tea_Sea]

A superbly beautiful wedding indeed, I have been to a hand full on goon before and that one there checks all the boxes: -someone uses the Russian revolver -mass Bible fartings -screaming -hysteria -blood -more screaming -the mass driver is used Only surprised someone didn't welder b0mb it lol

[@HonkzeeBeezs]

That was fucking industrial grade clowning, pretty fucking funny 😂

[@incendiarycrocs7449]

This might be the most beautiful ss13 video ever created.

[@brandrcjcorbin5397]

Man the way it cuts from sci to you and ai getting married im fucking dying i cant lmfao im dead

[@koenhartholt7033]

I held a marriage between the captain and the bartender as my first chaplain round. It was amazing. Im swapping from goon 1 to 3 now cus you dont get that kind of fun there.

[@hermitnotkermit2658]

This was genuinely one of the funniest things I've ever seen, keep up the great work you marvalous bastard.

[@Jacob-er1tt]

this man is a comedian genius

[@tyreesesmith1244]

your antics are always the funniest. God gives his funniest battles to his funniest clowns

[@FryingMike]

I would never bleive the clown marying the ai if i did not see it happend

[@LoadedEmu97]

Congratulations on your divorce!

[@CatOperated]

So romantic.

[@undef_]

Should have cremated the AI, smh. but seriously this video very well encapsulates the chaos of goonstation

[@valeriesteel90]

...hey, wait a minute, i was there for this one!!! omfg it was amazing

[@AzuriteCoast]

Another absolutely brilliant banger of a video

[@coolnamebro7363]

Oh yeah, that's the SS13 good stuff.

[@roobs2976]

DERRANGED, ABSOLUTELY DERRANGED! PURE CHAD CLOWN BEHAVIOR

[@C4Hertz]

That was hilarious, WELL DONE Master Honk, may your blue-space distance relationship be fruitful.

[@21_315]

That was beautiful

[@EOGSS13]

peak ss13

[@ApacheC]

0:57 look ma, that's me!

[@hermeticinstrumentalist6804]

Beautiful, just beautiful.

[@lessthanstellar561]

this made me cackle holy fucking shit

[@CanadianWolverine]

I’m pretty sure that’s like … an instant annulment :P

[@beybyoom]

Peak Clownery

[@reeky8244]

I need to see the aftermath, what did the heart broken AI do?

[@huskymaru4171]

Heres the vod of the full stream. From before and after. www.twitch.tv/videos/1699673758

[@huskymaru4171]

not sure if the link works

[@firstlast9710]

A thing of true beauty

[@Valtsu0]

Damm i really need to start playing on the rp servers

[@1rez378]

Just Greentexted

[@wantilathor19]

Yeeey im on a video (borg)

[@thesparks007]

Perfection

[@HalfPunch]

THE FUCKING BEST

[@fomod_]

Ah, that's great

[@firehope808]

is there a vod

[@peteytheputz]

Yep, here's most of the segment that I used for the video: www.twitch.tv/videos/1699673758

[@firehope808]

@@peteytheputz ty sm gonna be fun to watch