[SS13] Man of Business

[@murilot.c3823]

I love how the sprite gets widened so much it turns invisible, literally making a 1D Spessman

[@lechking941]

ya thoes bastards will flatten you like nothing and i nearly died to one twice.

[@loulzy8471]

The moment with bluespace anomaly just killed me. Not only a man of business, but a man of science!

[@mister_bomb7777]

I love how they get flattened so hard they disappear into the 4th dimension.

[@glekreal]

NO They become _3D_ and fall through 2D world

[@mister_bomb7777]

@@glekreal Don't look up.

[@glekreal]

@@mister_bomb7777 😑👉🏻 _*points to No breaking 4th wall sign_ 👮🏾🕵🏻‍♂️💬 "Sir, you breaking 4th wall, please leave or I'll throw you' ass in _The AntiUnRobust Singularity™️_ Do-You-Understand? "

[@mister_bomb7777]

@@glekreal AH SHIT! IT'S THE RP-POLICE! ZOOMsuit V3(™, patent pending) ACTIVATE! **Proceeds to jump over the walls due to the distinct lack of a ceiling*

[@glekreal]

@@mister_bomb7777 👮🏾🕵🏻‍♂️💬 "Shit his running!" _"Pooood Piloooooot fuckeeeer comooooon geeeet hiiiis aaaaassss HOOOOOWW!!11!"_ _Sec Pod shot disabler beam!_ X3 _You been hit with disabler beam in left arm_ _You been hit with disabler beam in body_ X2 _Mr.Defective shot his Peacekeeper!_ _You been hit with .38 rubber bullet in the lower body_ _You are too exhausted to keep going!_ _ValidHant Tcar trying put handcuffs on you!_ _ValidHant Tcar put handcuffs on you!_ _You cuffed and can't move!_ Mr.Defective says, "look why is that" _Mr.Defective smiles_ Mr.Defective whispers softy, _"How we gonna brake your 4th wall son, you will never leave my deep dark dungeon..."_ _Mr.Defective passively grabs you_ _Mr.Defective aggressively grabs you (by hands)_ _Mr.Defective aggressively grabs you (by throat)_ _Mr.Defective trys to put you in crate!_ _Mr.Defective puts you in crate!_ _Mr.Defective place paper -To The DDD (Handle with care, new boy nextdoor_ ) You hear something... You hear something... _Your clothes feels warm_ Slave Erka shakes you! You standing up... _Your head hurts..._ Slave Erka whispers quietly, _"don't look at it, okey?"_ _You find yourself unable to speak!_ Slave Erka whispers, _"i hear you will be a... hmmh... something... ah! "The Head of Singulo" well... good luck not to die in first... meal..."_ Unknown throw _Mister_Bomb7's ID (Head of Singulo (Мясо для сингуло))_ You been hit by _Mister_Bomb7's ID (Head of Singulo (Мясо для сингуло))!_ You hear quiet click from bottom of the Slave Spawn Hole Exit #2 You been hit by syringe! _You feel woozy..._ _You feel sleepy..._ _You hear something..._ _*ZzZzZ_ _You feel strange_ _Your clothes feels warm_ _You feel unstable_ _You standing up..._ _You glared in singularity! You freeze in place!_ _Singularity pulls you closer!_ _You feel woozy..._ _Your clothes feels warm_ You hear strange echoing voice in your head: _"Сингуло прекрасно... не так ли? Посмотрите как смотрится внутри... она такая крутая да? Круг за кругом дыра тебя приковывает к себе, так и взгляд не оторвать..."_ _You trying to touch The AntiUnRobust Singularity™️_ _You place you finger on The AntiUnRobust Singularity™️ and got instantly absorbed by it!_ You died, you can't survive the events of _4th wall breaking, security training 3D scenario!_ P.S#1: _ping I need translation for... _*_Singulo_* P.S#2: well... paste go brrrrt... shit how I even created this... idk but ye.. *_SINGULO FOREEEEEVAAAAA_*

[@pankek5431]

Poor bastards, they just wanted a taste of business, but got the entire comically large spoon of it.

[@reculi]

it was never business that was advertised. it was buisness

[@peytonalexander5300]

Only a spoonful 😈

[@kingsuperbobboy]

Buisness*

[@Meanslicer43]

was the spoon made of gold perhaps?

[@deevee5327]

The vendomat at 9:26 going "try our new nougat bar" as you finish splattering the man is comedy gold.

[@DillonMeyer]

It's so efficient. It requires one businessman to handle that much work, and he managed to serve over 10 customers in one shift.

[@UristMcPerson]

Talk about a flat rate discount.

[@Alblaka]

This is the kind of creative murder where I would be laughing my ass off instead of getting mad over dieing.

[@callo2608]

DIY machinery gives getting horizontal a new meaning with crushing results

[@nautiulus1088]

Чел настолько богоподобен в своей оригинальности, что сама реальность коллабсирует и удаляет из реальности всех с кем он сталкивается) Просто лучший)

[@alberum8442]

9:15 "Now look at other ones!". Damn it if that wasn't the greatest one-liner delievered perfectly. New to your channel. I don't play SS13 but I am loving it. Keep it up!

[@cacopoggers677]

It's a murder machine and corpse disposal all in one. GENIUS.

[@RavemastaJ]

I love how he spelled business. "I am a buweezness man. I am making buweezness."

[@Aze-Aze]

Patrick Bateman would be proud of such business dealings!

[@чиабатта-р9с]

From 2D spessmen to 1D spessmen

[@BrainNinjaMidget]

The man's making a killing with his business

[@derp1234]

All good deals happpen after a mind fortress crumbling

[@JustHexyl]

"ah- A bluespace anomaly? at this time of year, at this time of shift, at this part of the station, localized within your buisness?"

[@ZMCFERON]

Boris' buisness model saving space on corpse removal.

[@anonjohn9760]

Ah, the joys of ghetto robotics. Got to love it!

[@addust]

the fact that it thins them so much that they are INVISIBLE has been abused in voidcrew (with a crusher on a SYN-C)

[@Joeon_]

The messenger ost is in here. I see you are a man of culture as well.

[@glekreal]

Борис Моффноф присел на лампу и помер... _ну ладна, и так will honk_ 🤡 В дело вступает Boris Splushnov..🕴 Hmm Boris Ploskiy A.K.A _The Dripman_

[@SwarfBando]

Such a poetic ending.

[@manender1020]

Спасибо большое, из-за тебя я три раза пытался поиграть в SS13 и три раза я нихрена не понял

[@elinquisidorperseverante6835]

Fourth time's the charm!

[@hafahya6545]

Не стоит того, игра хуйня если честно

[@Mecanotech]

Imagine all the ghosts watching.

[@8-bitbert]

This was a joy to watch, thank you lol

[@fortytudo]

Твоя способность идеально подбирать треки под происходящее на экране не перестает поражать.

[@SmolBloof]

W I D E

[@ONIscrooge]

Flat out buisness.

[@kingsuperbobboy]

Boris finds secret to Buisness, security hate him find out his brand new deal now!

[@hasankeskin5562]

You are creating some beatiful content mate. Keep it going.

[@guy.4919]

0:17 THE WIDE BORIS.

[@killer_guy6450]

Based what can i say, also thanks for explaining how xenobio works i wont played as sci again :)

[@domenicoradogna839]

Incredible! Great Vid!

[@jj12343211]

Wait. That's World of Horror's shop music. You... you transcend my understanding.

[@TwistedEastwood]

Это просто ШЕДЕВР!

[@nik1588]

никогда не думал что можно использовать эту смешную механику как оружие

[@EggLordTobias]

Don't do BOOWEEZNESS. Do Business.

[@ConnorDaly-n7c]

Try our new nougat bar! 9:26 Any more creative episodes like this?

[@rougenarwhal8378]

Cant keep an entrepreneur down!

[@memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487]

4:18 My man just got turned into a pancake.

[@Taras195]

What a mad genius

[@HalfPunch]

Меня очень интересует, по какому принципу дематериализованные клиенты иногда возвращались. По сути то понятно, что они никуда не пропадали, но не понятно почему 1D спессманы возвращались к 2D.

[@messaround7755]

Расплющивание не навсегда, поэтому спрайт через некоторое время приходил в норму. По факту трупы не пропадали, просто их настолько расплющивало, что они становились невидимыми

[@LivrahYT]

Там где не возвращались, я успевал спрятать в шкаф.

[@weeaboocat9413]

То, как сильно их плющит - мегасмешно :)

[@Nik072WarpDancer]

That's some abuisness to like!

[@celuiquirevient]

video is man of business, greed starts playing... aight, i guess i owe you a like, comment and subscribe huh ?

[@irineiovcnaosabenemeu4358]

You where a business man doing business

[@insertname5971]

Very nostalgic to hear the messenger shopkeeper theme.

[@tkgrounds4415]

This is genius

[@LukeAps]

Nothing personal, it was just. Business.

[@darkowl9]

Let's see Paul Allen's vending machine...

[@anonymoweb]

fuck yeah gunpoint music

[@theminer6132]

Last time i got crushed by a vending machine I had to get new legs

[@router_BasedUser]

1:28 he's been a lizard all this time

[@dredmondier4532]

Oooh, TBoI OST, that's cool.

[@HuycaSosni]

12:25 мне нравится как ты музыку иногда под события подстраиваешь

[@notneen]

Guys like that 2nd one legit exist to cause issues with gimmicks… ss14 is full of them lol

[@Athidius]

Dude needed to take his ritalin.

[@mookstriker]

Is that world of horror music I hear at the start? very good taste 👍

[@undef_]

fun fact, this doesn't even leave a mark when done on Goon!

[@irishkelly2062]

4:49 *_BUST BUISNESS_*

[@archangelxgt5368]

Its Just good business.

[@Funky_lilttle_fella]

WELL, THAT WAS A [HEAVY] DEAL

[@VIKZIT]

Мало кто знает, но в видео произошёл h moment

[@saltsaltius9831]

My man sent them to the backrooms

[@catfoodbob1]

reminds me of the dwarven atom smasher.

[@Mister_Poo]

he's just metaplaying lol

[@NoNameAtAll2]

suicide booth from futurama

[@raynerhutton1417]

I didnt know boris bateman was still around

[@hohkerhohker7022]

Скажем так он большая шишка!

[@Lilypad-F]

20:00 buisness, mhm, yes

[@Agr3ss0r_YT]

Гениально

[@reidapamonha6143]

Got put on the Y axis, F...

[@santiagoguebara7601]

i wonder if coders are gonna Patch/Kill this

[@Vlamyncksken]

TRY OUR NEW NOUGAT BAR

[@wfthkttn]

Тонкий юмор

[@lollol5263]

American Buisnessman

[@Mr1Senk]

Divide by zero

[@GlooMagick]

like. again

[@kliperx]

I was wondering why first one was on private

[@tritoner1221]

2:00 it's spelled business, not buisness

[@therealstarplatinum]

May i ask how populated atherstation is? Seems fun

[@LivrahYT]

30-40 at EU time. It is really dynamic, I hope they will get more players.

[@therealstarplatinum]

@@LivrahYT ok ok i think i might join you over there I'm a terry player right now after my great fulp accident involving hot bombs and a shuttle. Meet you soon living legend

[@shootnik01]

Май дюд, какой же угарный билд. Жаль, что на русском только один полумертвый

[@NIK1357]

Try our new nougat bar!

[@DedYluka]

Ушел красиво

[@ironborn931]

Как работает этот механизм? И зачем?

[@lechking941]

*ok the fuck i learned this danger last night* so i was trying to see if it can chough a lighter out sens ei lost mine to bio making me expload :P

[@theworldendedin2012]

Oh such a buisness!

[@destroidhak2556]

Can i have the coffee one please

[@чайчайковский-ц8в]

а это не дм?

[@Potato1234_x]

buissnes

[@klforever3278]

h

[@Funky_lilttle_fella]

WELL, THAT WAS A [HEAVY] DEAL