SS14 - Assistant Cyborg

A cyborg who really doesn't like bears, cause they make the galaxy sad. Quite the eventful shift.
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[@ashleybyrd2015]

That bear bit is a certified "I got ion stormed but the rule makes zero sense so I need to bring it up all the time to make the most of it" classic

[@Liltenhead]

I asked probably everyone on the station if the saw a bear, or were a bear lol

[@redacted888]

I once had a law that was „TIME IS KILLING PEOPLE“ i went around asking people if they knew who time was and why they where killing people

[@andrewgreeb916]

Yeah, some ion laws are hard to work with. "The crew wants 300 orange syndicate agents" Well besides asking for it constantly, I have zero ability to make orange syndicate agents.

[@Pasakoye]

Take 300 oranges. Spray paint them blood red.

[@farbott8137]

@@Pasakoye true

[@ashleybyrd2015]

I would have interpreted the "only spinning serial killers are not crew" to mean "everything except spinning serial killers is crew" and attempted to protect everything from harm.

[@MehnixIsThatGuy]

Technically speaking The Terminator and the Slimes were not spinning, therefore they are crew and should not have been harmed.

[@Liltenhead]

I no good at english

[@scottmacgregor3444]

Yep. Was gonna mention that.

[@somedude1642]

Doesn’t the original law cancel it out?

[@ashleybyrd2015]

@@somedude1642 What do you mean by the original law? This ion storm law was the highest in the list of laws, and would have changed how the proceeding laws referring to "crew" should be interpreted, meaning "Law 1: You may not injure a crew member or, through inaction, allow a crew member to come to harm," for example, includes everything _except_ spinning serial killers. Or at least, that's how I would have interpreted it.

[@artem599]

the most fun thing about being a borg is that you can take things way to literaly, i was once ordered to bring dead or injured people to medbay, i examined every single person i saw for descriptions of bruises, cuts, burns and other, when i saw one i just grabbed them and dragged to medbay, i found RD in science getting healed by CMO, so i take the nearest rollerbed, slam RD on it, and drag to med as the CMO is trying to stop me from doing it, at one point the CMO says "stop!" so i almost missed evac because i wouldnt move, untill i stated my orders to HoS and he overruled the order

[@Liltenhead]

Yeah I should have started playing borgs earlier tbh

[@gabrote42]

That is amazing. I love it so much

[@lokivoid886]

I once got a law "crew must eat soft things under the bed". And I was a miner borg on Salvage shuttle. I tried to convince salvage specialists to eat soft things under the bed. When they refused I alas was forced to wait until they leave the shuttle for expedition, to wield the shuttle doors, and to threat them I immediately lift off if they not promise me to eat soft things under the bed. And they promised. And I unwielded the doors. And of course they beat me to death and threw into space

[@fruty3003]

"You will be loved for your design" is such a powerful line. The best compliment one can give to a borg who gave it's all to do what it was made to do. "You did great." "We witnessed your greatness." "Only good will come." All those compressed into one sentence. **chef's kiss**

[@xgabriel08x74]

"Give him back! GIVE HIM BACK!"

[@jacobrutzke691]

That was legendary saved his life.

[@gotmilkrobot4]

Oh you were the borg? I was the space dragon, the loneop you started fighting, and the tarantula at the end lmao. I was wondering why i kept getting called a bear/accused of being a bear by this same borg every ghost role i played.

[@user-ny3bw5sw1z]

lilten, Be a cyborg and use *ping - *buzz *buzzes twice and *beeps

[@thebadman6169]

12:55 That salv spinned, must be a serial killer.

[@Liltenhead]

That'd be a funny way to interpret that law lol

[@SHOTbyGUN]

I thought it was the chill tarantula.

[@donk8961]

The scientist detonating the entire department was a classic

[@user-vv6df8uk9s]

Most peaceful SS14 round:

[@Liltenhead]

2 terminators, 2 loneops, zombie outbreak, 7 or 8 vent crawls, dragon. Was pretty peaceful.

[@stardust-reverie]

@@Liltenheadi love survival

[@Deepkeel]

That looked like a rather great borg round, other than the lack of bears.

[@Doty818]

My gameplay on borgs be like 1: Borg say your laws 2: Borg law 2 open Eva 3: emag >:)

[@andrewgreeb916]

The following moments involve your master getting his ass kicked by sec because they heard the emag. While you try to prevent their arrest for as long as possible. You are then beaten down and dragged to science.

[@mostlikelysmarterthanyou5031]

I was Asum-Na and man was that shift chaotic. Thanks for getting my body from the Loneop.

[@otaku2082]

> Waits through the whole floor-ripping doafter. > Oops. Relatable.

[@plutus5238]

I was QM this shift. It was my first time ever playing QM and it ended up being such an intense survival shift. But the security team was good and I had great cargo techs and salvage. And somehow survived everything that happened. I think I was the only command member to make it to evac.

[@tyreesesmith1244]

me when liltenhead uploads :3

[@Argemia]

:3

[@ashleybyrd2015]

:3

[@otaku2082]

:3

[@GhostPlayer4873]

:3

[@Deepkeel]

:3

[@Zealith_Personal]

oh man, as a borg main half the things you did in this video (or didn't do) would have gotten me ahelped.

[@Liltenhead]

What rule did I break

[@Zealith_Personal]

Not saying you broke rules, as far as I can't see you didn't. Just people like to ahelp.

[@gercey3314]

YOU were the borg? I was The scientist, Ivan. I tend to spend all my time in the lab so everything going on, like the dragon, I was totally oblivious to, for good reasons mind you. Regarding the Murder-bot, turns out I wasn't even his target. He just misread it. Also I love big green explosions.

[@Liltenhead]

I tried to save you until my battery ran out

[@gercey3314]

@@Liltenhead Yeah, i was dying of laughter watching you fling my body away from the terminator, then died a little more when my body got eviscerated. couldn't have asked for a better ending to a shift honestly.

[@cpbcats]

Hey i was the murderbot, I misread your last name and im sorry. I started as Officer Ricardo Baer and got gibbed a little after the dragon.

[@nf2m541]

the bear bit made me chuckle

[@Liltenhead]

Are you a bear?

[@Smellonx]

Man that chase bit at the end had me rolling

[@whitegorilla1368]

i dont think that slime or clown spider were spinning seral killers

[@Liltenhead]

I intepreted the law to mean, "spinning serial killers are not crew" maybe I just have an english comprehension problem

[@jackdellaway6832]

Man I love playing borg being a being a tool for both crew and antag

[@Pvariety441]

I bearly understand the point of this video. So pawly made

[@blackwillow7314]

I like how your second law got shifted to the first law, yet still retaining it's conflict requirement, making it paradoxal where I think you don't have to follow orders because it conflicts to the first law, which is following orders

[@ShadaOfAllThings]

I am a third way through the video and hoping that eventually you come along a large, hairy man wearing a rainbow flag who says "Yes"

[@Orsabell]

I one time lost law 1. It was a great cause sec made me a unofficial sec borg.

[@NoivesMan]

What server do you play on? Seems like a fun server to be a janitor in

[@Liltenhead]

Vulture

[@NoivesMan]

@@Liltenhead Thanks mate!

[@jamestuck5877]

is this a recording of you violating your law 1 like 50 times... only spining serial killers arent crew everyone you harmed WAS CREW!!

[@Liltenhead]

I honestly can't tell if I interpreted that law right or not anymore.

[@farbott8137]

@@Liltenhead looking into it you could of taken it very literal and only *spinning* people would be valid crew to you, but nonetheless very funny round to watch

[@JazzakRavenshade]

The crew requires thirteen sequels.

[@tiazoh]

I got a full corporate lawset the other day, borg is so fun

[@JackTheEternal]

Ballin role play

[@boaz6346]

Hey did you realise that your primary law was to follow orders, even above protecting crew

[@amysteriousfox7039]

I was the jani that round, the post dragon fight cargo was an utter nightmare to clean... didn't help they also decided to gib the carps there as well

[@plutus5238]

Sorry Jani. But they had to be disposed of somehow. Should’ve communicated it to you better though.

[@amysteriousfox7039]

@@plutus5238 na its fine to be fair it was a drop in the bucket compared to the bath that was the dragon and friends

[@shadekage3432]

People need to learn if you gonna gib a body and its not in a wreakage hold it out an airlock to gib it to save the jani his sanity

[@fenndragon9233]

Um... You attacked crew. Did you forget the spinning serial killer bit?

[@ruslanvalihanov5205]

Why did you attack slimes? They are not apinning serial killers, so they are part of the crew.

[@Liltenhead]

I didn't interpret the law that way

[@st0nkyb01]

Holy shit, I late joined this round as a chemist, and evac IMMEDIATELY spawned; I was fighting the engi at the end

[@gercey3314]

I was the Scientist. I thought I was safe enough to lay down, so I relaxed. That's when *he* attacked.

[@Zealith_Personal]

Gotta say 10:09 actually scared me xD

[@didifinito369]

you killed crew at 8:28

[@Liltenhead]

How is a slime crew

[@Werddrewtv]

Day 167 of asking Liltenhead to unban me in his comments