SS14 - Least Confusing Skeleton Shift

[@p1l0t41]

Yeah, I was the salvager, that was one hell of a shift. But it was nice having a skeleton friend along the way.

[@otaku2082]

He really *rattled* that warden.

[@gercey3314]

had a captain one round ask me to state laws. I asked him if he honked. He said sometimes. I told him that I don't take orders from not crew and ran off. He decided to take the time to track me down, rip my brain out, tell me I was a threat to the station, and throw me out the airlock. All because my laws changed to "only those who honk are not part of the crew" Also chef gonna chef.

[@packmore9561]

did... did he think that laws are based on the brain and not the chassis?

[@gercey3314]

@@packmore9561 he also said something along the lines of "time to find out if you've been emagged or are being a shitter" before throwing me out the airlock.

[@Bobylein1337]

@@gercey3314 That kind of shitty behaviour should end in at least a temporary roll ban, obviously he's too stupid to play captain.

[@ifriyuifriet8875]

what an unbased capitan you had that round carma got him in the end

[@thebadman6169]

Lost to a dead mouse bomb, what a fitting end for my target. >:) SOMEHOW that salvager-warden self-antag(the player is notorious for rulebreaking, if they were not fired from sec and litlen was streaming it would not surprise me if they metacommed their way into salv...) ID ended up being in HoS PDA which I had to duel on station after they missed evac so I never got to enter their office in time and get those damn orders...

[@Dr.Misclick]

"Yes Liltenhead." We all say in unison.

[@Deepkeel]

"Welcome to the Underground-""give us your baaalls..." "We've... got...the best... pasta arou-" "GIVE US YOUR BAAALLS"

[@memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487]

Missed the opportunity to say. _"I GOT A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU!"_ When the captain came around salvage.

[@Liltenhead]

Damn, I need to up my skeleton pun game lol

[@Puddingskin01]

The evil skeleton was controlling the Captain the whole time!

[@ImpuscaVana]

The real evil skeleton was the one inside of him... All these time.

[@Puddingskin01]

@@ImpuscaVana The worst, most evil skeleton of all... THE *WET* SKELETON!

[@KeldNeedsCoffee]

"I'm not sure there even was an evil skeleton." Sounds like something an evil skeleton would say if you ask me. Space em'!

[@dumblenutz5561]

you getting immediatelly hired as salvager is funny to me cuz the same thing happened that day in another shift a skeleton spawned inside a salv locker in train and "convinced" us that he was always a salvager and just arrived late oh nevermind wasnt same day kek

[@tobiyoarcangel]

"I'll kill 'em, gimme the word. I'll kill 'em." Least validhunting player

[@Liltenhead]

Skeletons can't even valid hunt, they don't have to follow escalation rules.

[@tobiyoarcangel]

@@Liltenhead I know, they're not crew. It's just that I imagine those are the words that plague the mind of validhunters. The dark side is strong in them

[@Liltenhead]

@@tobiyoarcangel I think space station has rotted my brain a bit

[@tobiyoarcangel]

@@Liltenhead You can't say it wasn't worth it, can you? Most shifts have comedy gold situations

[@shadekage3432]

2:20 Wait, shit that IS just Tyrone! Id recognize that pink beard n hair anywhere! what did they do to our boy!!

[@joedover302]

maaan.. even after *death*, nanotrasen doesn’t let us retire.. ACK! ACK!

[@zarp3436]

-ACK!!

[@mickmouse7771]

Ack ack

[@ashleybyrd2015]

Helpfully, the "Translate to English" button translates this comment to "Alas Alas."

[@Liltenhead]

distinguished skeleton speech

[@mickmouse7771]

Rattle rattle

[@xgabriel08x74]

That sums up the skeleton gameplay pretty much

[@TheBathrobeWizard]

Lol someone's playing 'If I were a Rich man' from fiddler on the roof, never expected that. Such CLASSY CHADS these spessmen

[@dragonjspider]

2:15 -two- one thing is certain in this universe, -death-, and taxes.

[@thebadman6169]

Woah, naughty captain, good thing I blasted them with IEM mid-air. Revenge for Lilten!

[@capslfern2555]

2:15 death is not an excuse to stop, get back to work!

[@DaFieFie]

Immediately trying to gib a skeleton as cappy definitely feels like something that warrants an ahelp ngl.

[@kyokonull]

technically skeletons are neutrals so you can kill them on sight. but like, why didn't they just cut them down and instead tossed them into arrivals/evac to get gibbed lol

[@DaFieFie]

@@kyokonull It's just really shit form for a captain. Most of the skeletons I see are friendly. But yes you're right.

[@zewox2345]

i kill skeletons as soon as i see them. That's all because of arumoon ptsd. Skeletons were allowed to start massacres as soon as they spawn on that server

[@andrewgreeb916]

Since they are non crew you don't have to help skeletons, although sofont rules apply you can't just murder them either without them causing problems. Mind you sofont protection ends the moment you start hurting people, to include sofont artifacts.

[@BOAxdog]

​@@zewox2345isn't this a form of metagrudging?

[@andrewgreeb916]

Skellies are fun, I find them more fun to work with crew than not

[@ThePooba26]

what kind of fuckery lands a warden on salvage duty

[@Eagle0600]

The kind of fuckery that has you self-antag and shoot your fellow crew with no reason, I guess.

[@OfficialUSKRprogram]

Average evac shuttle experience

[@figurativeElement]

If the undead were real, you bet your ass a megacorp would put them to work.

[@nitrouscurve2234]

I can’t help but feel a straight laced skeleton is more confusing

[@zarp3436]

-ACK!!

[@yourpaldeebs261]

ACK ACK!

[@xexzersy]

vulture hates skel

[@riceboiii2937]

real

[@ButcherTTV]

Always sorta lame when people just murder skeletons without reason.

[@capitalbeat1749]

was this in MRP?

[@Liltenhead]

lrp

[@OfficialUSKRprogram]

ERP

[@Deepkeel]

No, no ERP! We don't need Liltenlets running around!

[@capslfern2555]

@@Deepkeel what

[@Potato1234_x]

@@Deepkeel D:

[@gab_solo2391]

hi

[@Kfo221]

Are skellies allowed to be killed on sight? I'm tired of them. Never trust a skelly

[@DaFieFie]

Technically but you're kind of being a shitter if you just kill them before they do anything.

[@andrewgreeb916]

As neutral non crew you don't need to help them, but you can't just murder them unless they are causing problems or hurting people. Not all skeleies are evil, and we'd appreciate it if you give us the chance.

[@thebadman6169]

@@andrewgreeb916 Of course you can just kill them, its a space monster that can go postal on a whim. That said it do be wack to instantly kill skeleton just cause they are valid just in itself, especially if round could use more action.