SS14 - Janitor's Curse

[@PancakeHammers]

Put respect on the janitor's name. If the station is filthy, the crew are more likely to feel like things are falling apart and will tend to anarchy. A hardworking janitor keeps the station in check by holding off that subconscious little push to chaos by giving the crew the peace of mind that things are still stable enough they can hold on just that little bit longer...

[@Cheese--Man]

Once i spilled 2L of lube infront of sec...

[@loganestrada8727]

And they said good hygiene and manners is useless

[@anders8204]

That is literally a class in antropology; where sanitation, living conditions and general niceness of an area doing more work to preemptively stop crime than the police can do retroactively.

[@--i-am-root]

@@anders8204 Is this what broken windows policing is based on?

[@ocelotmadness6287]

This is honestly true. If my work area is dirty and im slipping i start to go feral.

[@Octo__]

Fun fact - the reason some people were obsessed with drinking the blood off the floor was because one of the syndie code words this shift was "lick". The obscene amount of fluid on the floor was a good excuse to ask people if they like to lick stuff.

[@sina2a399]

whats a syndie word

[@higgsbury]

​@@sina2a399 each round traitors have a selection of codewords and responses to identify each other as syndicate agents!

[@ButcherTTV]

Finally I know what the plunger is for other than throwing it at someone 😂

[@cainprescott4937]

It may or may not work similarly in real life. Disclaimer: I am not a qualified janitor/plumber, and thus recommend looking up how actual plungers work before you attempt to unclog a real-life floor drain with a toilet plunger at a place that may or may not be your home.

[@otaku2082]

One must imagine Tyrone happy.

[@Liltenhead]

I'm not sure that's possible lol

[@otaku2082]

@@Liltenhead For in the eternal mopping he finds meaning.

[@Argemia]

​@@otaku2082 *Me and the birds starts playing*

[@SuperDicq]

Ah yeah janitor is the worst. Whenever I play janitor it is always either a shift like this where there's a million puddles all over the station and you simply just can't clean all of it. Or it is one of those shifts with no spills at all and you don't know what you should be doing because things just stay clean. There is no inbetween.

[@morales6224]

My first janitor round was like the latter, a scottsman mailed me a sword while I was loitering at the bar, pretty cool.

[@Malconchu]

If there's no messes to clean, I tend to get some steel and lamps and start lighting up dim corridors and maints. Maints are a lot less scary when everything is bright as day.

[@WhenTheG]

If you think Jani's bad, play Courier over on Delta. It's awful

[@Arkangel630]

Janitor is the best job on the station, just clean all day, no worries in life, and if nothing is going on you can get drunk at the bar before proceeding to do something that will most likely end with you in med, like going around maint

[@SuperDicq]

@@Arkangel630 I gotta say since cleanades got added to the game I think Janitor got a lot better because cleaning up giant puddles that require multiple bucket trips is just really boring busywork.

[@avocado9999]

I didn't know there was a drain in jani, so i just dumped a whole kart of blood into a random airlock and forgot about it

[@whatdoyousayful]

i dont know how you survive on LRP, but as always thanks for bringing some entertaining videos from it!

[@Liltenhead]

It's an endurance test somedays

[@cainprescott4937]

Sometimes it's endurance, sometimes it's legitimate skill, and sometimes it's just down to plain ol' luck. As Mike Tyson apparently once said, everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face.

[@DrEnzyme]

I had my first real game on MRP the other day and it was like an entirely different game. Chem had made all this weird shit I'd never heard of, someone was dosing a human corpse with cognizine (didn't even know you could do that), all these stories were playing out around me. Just crazy stuff.

[@hamburger_eatspie]

By the way, you can put the mop in there, you have to right click and insert it though. You can also do the same with cleaning spray too, and even a bucket.

[@scotttaco1272]

seeing this after playing a nukie round with grug stonewall as captain is actually insane. the crossover episodes in this game are so crazy.. so long, secret of fire.. o7

[@heheheiamderpmatter375]

There's something about 5:14 that absolutely slays me. The bar, Pun and two others running out the back, pun and one of them slipping, the security officer immediately screaming and slipping upon seeing Pun, the soundbyte that particular scream used, the punch sounds off camera... It absolutely slays me.

[@ICanHazRecon911]

I was that medic at 2:23 who swung by just to say "thorsssty" had no idea that Jani was you hahahah (I joined that other lizard in the floor delicacy right after)

[@alasdairsinclair916]

3:01 Did that guy seriously try to soak a dehydrated space carp in front of everyone and no one cared? Then again, that's kinda hypocritical of me when I've had a round where a salvager was openly carrying syndie gear and no one cared enough to stop him.

[@Liltenhead]

Wasn't my problem lol

[@ButcherTTV]

"not my job" moment

[@4dmost991]

Salvagers can find syndie stuff in wrecks, its usually pretty harmless stuff (masks, bags, interdynes, web vests, etc..) salvagers are cargo, if they wanted to cause chaos they can just buy themself guns and ude their charges to blast whatever wall stands in their way

[@Bruno-dv3ym]

realistic enough for me!

[@cainprescott4937]

Some people open-carry Syndie gear and don't get arrested. Then there's me, who gets accused of some crime or another having seemingly been inconscpious with clear Syndicate gear in the bag but not out in sight, and then wonders if he should maybe resist arrest next time instead of giving up immediately when confronted. I'm not very good at being a traitor, but then again I haven't gotten much opportunity to practice. Tangentially related, there's one guy I saw while playing Sec who got traitor two shifts in a row, and in both shifts he turned himself in near the end and admitted to having played Mad Bomber. It was a bit surreal, but it also feels kinda like a power move? edit: when in doubt, remember - you don't necessarily have to fool everyone as a traitor, you only have to fool the guys who can do something about it (and even if someone does call you out on the general radio channel, you might still end up getting neglected by people who don't check radio chatter or people who don't want to risk fighting a Syndie).

[@vallen0123]

11:11 I was so ready for it to blow up on you lol, we had a shit ton potassium produced there

[@tobiyoarcangel]

This looked like one of those movie scripts that move the plot solely with "And then, and then, and then"...love the chaos

[@Nickyonzaza]

one must imagine the janitor happy

[@alabamalanche]

Good to see you doing some gameplay again. Your commentary makes it mint for those of is that can't get to a computer.

[@BIGESTblade]

Janitor and HoS are probably two the busiest people on the station.

[@SrVerataro]

The good ol' janitor Humility Hard work Order

[@SimplyVanis]

Idea for next video. How to deal with any doors and what options does normal civilian, zombies, syndies and nukies has. To deal with doors. I have seen too many people who dont know what to do when doors are remote door bolted or when fire alarm doors are closed, etc. It specially nukies, the crowbar nukies doesn't seem to have a good time.

[@andrewgreeb916]

People do need to learn that as a zombie you can turn off harm mode to pry doors.

[@cainprescott4937]

You can do that? Well, I guess you do learn something new every day.

[@coppercrow9087]

Whenever I play Janitor on Station 13, it’s always a wizard game that uses either rod or bees. What’s funny about bees, hitting them with a flyswatter that the janitor usually has will cause the bees(that are also usually filled with toxins) to fling gibs and blood everywhere. Needless to say, anytime I see a wizard I attack for sanitations sake.

[@dog2849]

He's not the janiter we deserved, but the janitor we needed

[@Circa1514]

found out recently that you can put almost all of the janitor tools on that blue cart

[@Barrinade64]

i was that green moth at the very end on the left side of the shuttle. i had spent the entire round crawling around maintenance, getting killed by clownspiders, making dice bets on whether i go hit sec with a crowbar, stealing enough weed for a joint, then finally locating a powered microwave (there was one up near solar) and the moment i finally got onto the shuttle and crafted said joint....that guy next to me blew up

[@yuuki7152]

For some reason, This viode is so good! I loved it, Keep going littenhead!

[@kastoridesbobur]

He forgot to return the plate

[@jonastrindade7294]

Today i saw liltenhead in the leviathan server 🌳

[@monsieurgmr3439]

Janitors, the unsung heroes of the station! O7

[@edithaizo]

Great video as always!

[@kankurofangirl1]

God I was here for this one, the slime was EVERWHERE! The station was hot garbo lolo

[@Sentientmad9m]

Dang I was an engineer that barely knew what they were doing this shift, eventually I just started driving people around in a “taxi” cardboard box

[@andrewgreeb916]

This is why you bring the wet floor sign

[@AppleFudge]

don't you love it when you run out of cleanades a couple minutes into shift

[@CaveEnthusiast]

Imagine if someone spills a shit ton of potassium on the floor and you mop it then explode

[@Volcano22207]

I’ve seen that happen a few tiles in front of me

[@SamuelCatsy]

I had a round recently where the bartender refused to serve alcohol and so a customer jumped the bar and started making drinks and the bartender got pissed and threw them all in the disposal. The recycling room was filled to the brim with a booze mixture that had to be up to my knees because every click on a tile filled the mop completely. After round end there was a fight in OOC between them and people were arguing about whether dry bars are allowed and if the guy who jumped the bar was in the wrong. But seeing as I was the janitor who had to deal with it I was definitely against the lame-ass bartender flushing drinks.

[@Octo__]

I'm sorry for this match haha. I unintentionally tormented you all game. From filling the cafeteria with blood from my Carps, to stabbing you, then finally trying to steal your PDA at the end XD. Even the massive fuel spill in front of the brig was kinda my fault cause someone used it to get me (Winston Gray) out.

[@BaconHat]

Why did you stab him with no explanation or reason?

[@CrazzyJ-iw5rc]

least chaotic LRP server

[@theoddsareagainstme2365]

I grab as much soap as I can grab as a Jani

[@DrEnzyme]

After years of playing this game I can safely say that slipping on a wet floor will never not be funny.

[@3nderall]

cybersun's most annoying syndi vs nanotrasen's strongest janitor

[@elliottprehn6342]

12:23 a good list of reasons to give up and go to the bar tbh

[@cainprescott4937]

As long as it isn't the BAR that's spaced, yeah, those are all pretty good reasons. Just don't drink TOO much or else you may have to brave Med to get help (and what they give you may not diffuse the oncoming hangover).

[@agustron2479]

Has a janitor, you first go check cargo

[@4dmost991]

Janis trashbag can be put in belt to passively pick up trash

[@Volcano22207]

12:51 BASED

[@weaboodriftsanime]

any idea on how to change the look of inventory the grid one is getting old for my taste

[@ButcherTTV]

Can't change from grid Version

[@weaboodriftsanime]

@@ButcherTTV damn anyway thanks for the info

[@DragonTamer9001]

Is there a way to control the color of the names? Or is it just random?

[@Liltenhead]

random

[@cainprescott4937]

they've gotta implement a toggle for that at somepoint soon.

[@alex-ip3xj]

bearer of the curse

[@AppleFudge]

0:12 you have to alt interact with the mop

[@number1dstapp]

i should make a grand return and start playing ss14. :)

[@darijusarlauskas]

Kinda normal to see that players sip blood to clean med

[@A_Goose_YT]

i have noticed i can type about 1.3-5x faster than you can.

[@Liltenhead]

I type like 90-100WPM.

[@sr_cwyac4231]

* screams *

[@Cojoke]

same thing with the colors in chat, its kinda annoying and I feel fewer people are even using the radio because it is harder to tell if someone is talking

[@NomNumNomYum]

return the mop

[@somerandomserbian7077]

you can fit: -a mop -plunger -4 wet floor signs -one bucket -one trash bag -the light replacer and carry the holo sign on your belt, one more trash bag also on the belt and one more wet floor sign on the suit slot, and yet you didnt do that. also you forgot to chain smoke the whole shift, 3/10 jani gameplay

[@Liltenhead]

What the fuck you can actually carry buckets in your inventory now?

[@meem._1246]

@@Liltenhead it's like a 2x2 space in bags and doesn't change if you fill it

[@cainprescott4937]

This is how I tried to do Jani when I was learning the game, was fill two buckets with water, keep them in my inventory, and not bother with the janicart. Looking back, that was probably more annoying than lugging around the cart.

[@gab_solo2391]

hi

[@c26f]

lithead i wanted to know you let that if you fail at something its not the end of world because you can always success in other things ps u shud add soap to clening whater

[@Blackern5000]

1:03 we do a little powergaming

[@Liltenhead]

How in the world is that powergaming

[@Blackern5000]

@@Liltenhead on LRP it probably isn't an issue, but I just feel that taking an EVA suit in your backpack/satchel when there's no present hull breach or threat of hull breach is a bit much.

[@YanoD.9615]

Are ya a russian player? Be honest man, i see it​@@Blackern5000

[@Liltenhead]

@@Blackern5000 The honest answer is I stole it cause I wanted to and it was just open. I don't think it'd be powergaming even on MRP to steal it. Breaking in and stealing it is one thing, this was just left open.

[@andrewgreeb916]

If something useful like that is convenient to take why not take it? Do you pass up a crowbar lying on the ground for power gaming reasons?

[@Werddrewtv]

Day 94 of asking Liltenhead to unban me in his comments