[SS14] Syndicate's Most Underrated Item

"Why do you have that pen? Put on W"
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2. Sonic mania: Lights, camera, Action!
3. Rigor Mormist[jazz arrangment]

[@turkturkleton4995]

cybersun pen IS a very good item especially for forgery. One of the downsides is when you get one of those extra paranoid HoP's who have to radio in every little thing. "Hey Captain did you approve this guy to get whatever acc he wants?". You gotta figure out how cautious the people playing head roles are, but if they seem gullible or chill then yes this pen is amazingly useful.

[@nonya1366]

"Captain why did you give out permission for an assistant covered head to toe in blood, all access? Including the nuclear disk?" "I don't remember, I must have been drinking- Well give the man his all access, I'll give him the nuke disk." Sometimes reality just goes your way in SS14.

[@rubles3143]

That's why it doubles as a weapon! When negotiations fall apart, start stabbing!

[@rompevuevitos222]

I take HoP to spread chaos. I usually get some tider clothing and go around sneaking into everyone's office to keep them on their toes. And you know i give all clowns AA

[@jobelplayedminecraft3700]

either official ss13 servers are genuinely polluted by beestation players or they still think bureaucracy is an actual part of the game and not a meme

[@rubles3143]

@@jobelplayedminecraft3700 Bureaucracy can be a fun aspect of the game when not taken too far. And generally SS14 players tend to take it seriously for fun too.

[@snarst]

I once bought a cyber sun pen, got cap to stamp a paper saying I was cool and then added "and can keep the cool cyber sun pen they found." =p

[@Otto_Von_Beansmarck]

This man is on a higher level of intellect

[@grimtygranule5125]

The "wh"...*in mind, surely this is forged, but but nobody would do that? Right?* "okay" IS PEAK

[@radil3732]

With a power of editing I tried to convey the feeling of that funny moment and I hope I succeeded

[@bhunko1083]

Was playing a thief round and forgot I put the pen in my pda. Got searched, they found it, and put me in jail. I claimed to find it in maints but the hos gave me max sentence for it. No lawyers around so it was very sad. After that I was watched too closely to do anything.

[@radil3732]

Yeah, that happens. Even though this pen "claims" to be legal some shitsecs still prefer to metagame and jail ppl for having it

[@rubles3143]

​@@radil3732 it's not "legal", it's their "legal department's pen" It belongs to the cybersun legal department, it's still contra But it also doesn't technically make you valid, because you can find it in space and on expeditions, it's just unlikely.

[@KingFroozy]

​@@rubles3143 Also as the maintenance loot, so it's a pretty common item to have.

[@rubles3143]

@@KingFroozy I don't think I've ever found it in maints before, is it from gray lockers, or a set spawn on a certain map?

[@KingFroozy]

@@rubles3143 Grey lockers, it's pretty rare, but I've found a lot of them through my shifts, and it certainly wasn't left there by someone else, so yeah

[@radil3732]

So, I was corrected several times in the comments: "legal department" does not mean legal, so this pen is still contraband! Sorry my bad english.

[@4dmost991]

THE PEN IS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD!!, finally someone speaks of the true use of cybersun pen, one of my favorite items, also, you can get a free cybersun pen by emmaging law drobe and if you are in bagel theres a free one in the syndie ship, getting the medal as thief has never been easier

[@radil3732]

"The strong kills one, the smart kills thousands". Also thanks for advice about LawDrobe, good to know!

[@invisible2160]

Usually they are communicating on radio with things like that so its rarely working

[@radil3732]

Yeah, you need to get lucky with hop if you want to get access, but there're plenty of other things you can get with captain stamp on a paper!

[@samuelloomis9714]

When I saw this video in my recomended, I thought you were going to write some joke and have all heads stamp it, then proceed to ask for AA.

[@radil3732]

You don't really need all heads stamp on a paper for AA, which is funne. That gimmick I really wanted to do with all head stamps(except cap) is to become new captain without anyone guessing it

[@thenerfkid9228]

I mean there was a shift where I brought like, 6 lobbying bundles and turned cargo into a syndicate sponsored gambling superpower, and i have one tc left over when i did that so if i ever decide to do that again i know what im spending the last tc on

[@radil3732]

Maan, That's sounds incredible! I wanna try that too!

[@thenerfkid9228]

​@@radil3732yeah it's great you also get enough drip for the whole department

[@Orelldo]

The pen really is mightier when used as a pen and not a sword.

[@andrewgreeb916]

You can mess with command a lot with a Cybersun pen, that being said they may not take your paper at face value, but that is fine the paranoia is a very good distraction from your misdeeds

[@Pascij]

I love how you didn't overdue it, like you get every access you want but only choose one or two, means the hop is not triggered to ask the captain on radio x)

[@radil3732]

By the way, if you need another paper for another permission, you can just copy the paper with stamp in fax machine

[@PolarTundra655]

the cybersun pen IS powerful but it also IS contraband.

[@unidentified4737]

I tried to use this to get captains antique laser pistol with QMs stamp and it didn’t work 🤣

[@creatorbot0056]

Fun fact i did use this pen as thief to convice hop to give me warden beret.

[@beridot2615]

Cyberpen is good.. but.. have you considered. SCRAM.

[@gabrote42]

PvZ sound = win Of course, you gotta have a good roleplay reason, and play it cool, otherwise the HoP will radio the captain and you're done for. But for a single TC, it can have MAXIMUM VALUE BABY!

[@limemeiseer2969]

High risk and rewards

[@worldspam5682]

The potential is incredible... If you have a rp.

[@karolpeka6731]

Yea so uh they changed that so now to gain Access to anything ya need to get stamp from hop walk to the head of engi show IT be lucky and if IT works your in

[@user-cb5op9qr3c]

Как насчет отправить какой-нибудь документ в центральное командование от лица капитана?)

[@Human3524]

I tried this on lrp. Never again

[@radil3732]

What happend?

[@mrmannsalt2444]

Plants vs the zombies music is so based

[@gab_solo2391]

hi

[@whitegorilla1368]

every single time im a traitor i will buy the surplus crate it dosent matter how easy or hard my objectives are IM GANG GAMBLING FOR LIFE!!!! id like to see another traitor get a fucking china lake! gamblers lose 100 percent of what they have but make back 100000 percent!

[@finesicle]

what is this game

[@williamyo1]

Space Station 14, an off-shoot of Space Station 13. Both great games, if a bit confusing during the first 2-5 hours. Both are free as well.

[@radil3732]

You got this recommended not knowing the game? That's something new!

[@iisaze1]

It is so strange seeing yourself in a video

[@radil3732]

Who were you that round?

[@fernando47180]

"Cybersun's legal department pen, "... *Legal Department*. It doesnt say it's *legal* item, and whats more, why should Sec listen to what the Syndicate PDA have to say about a CS branded item?. I have 75% certainty that my understanding of contraband law is accurate, and the CS pen is, most definitely, contraband. And thats in MRP, whereas in LRP sec could take away anything they consider would be a danger to the station, and document forgery might fall in that category. And thats before mentioning its potential to be used as a deadly weapon.

[@BoringCheese]

I Saw Cybersun pen in Captain's room on few maps. It's sounds like HoS spawning with Emag

[@gabrote42]

Indeed, cybersun trademarked tech is contraband under space law

[@fernando47180]

@@BoringCheese Are you certain it was a CyberSun pen? There are also Fountain pens, and Cent comm pens, if I'm not mistaken. Still, my point stands for LRP, and in MRP, at the very least, you could classify one as restricted gear. Though I still think it's contraband, but I guess I'll go read Space Law and SOP for the 10th time, to be sure.

[@BoringCheese]

@@fernando47180 I just wanna say 2 things: Many Variations of Builds Many Variations of Space Law

[@yolobet329]

@@BoringCheese HoS spawning with emags?? doesn't sound like wizden but unsure, haven't played HoS.

[@user-jt8os5me1h]

How to play?

[@radil3732]

The game? It's called Space station 14 and free on stem, so if you don't know check it out!(don't play it)

[@Greylizard]

Don't play it, you'll get heavily addicted to the game in the very first hours (if you like RP)

[@Riya-ho5zv]

Yeah you just need to be a bit smart about it, because there's a lot of reasons people legit get stamps. This makes me feel like 1TC is the perfect price for it

[@radil3732]

Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Don't be straight about your wishes, it might let your plans out. For example: don't write "I can get wardens cap", but instead " he can get whatever badass outfit he asks for from hop" with HoS or ward stamp on it. Play it cool and it'll save your greentext

[@Methamatics]

Can't you just... use a pen for 0 TC for that?

[@xgabriel08x74]

you cant overwrite stamed papers

[@andrewgreeb916]

stamps lock a paper preventing modification, the cybersun pen hard light writing tool can overcome that.

[@dogbone10]

People call it underpowered cuz a good majority of folks constantly trying to get syndicate are just shitters looking for PVP that cant roleplay to save their lives

[@andrewgreeb916]

The people who just buy holoclone and start swinging

[@ertyremains2017]

Ifiot underlines legal not reading "legal department" at all.. Smh... Newgens cant read...

[@Unknown-zf9vz]

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