SS14 - The Most Competent Research Director

I genuinely don't know how I fumbled the ball so hard today.
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[@Liltenhead]

By the way I enjoy the paperwork, I was just joking about it at the time cause I was at like 99 damage while being handed paperwork lol.

[@fernando47180]

"Till we meet again Mr. Tyrone" Famous last words.

[@Dr-Weird]

"We'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when, but I'm sure we'll meet again some sunny day!"

[@Terraspark4941]

bro is NOT meeting him again 💀💀💀💀

[@Gymnastian]

I like the idea of the rd having icepicks inside him bleeding out while someone just goes : and sign here and this and this

[@joshepvodka576]

omfg I was the HoP (head of paperwork) that shift and i had NO IDEA you were having the most hellish shift ever. In hindsight maybe you should've filled an access requisition form so you could have access to that closet! just something to think about next time! ps. much love from brazil!

[@Piotr_Tokarz]

That was so funny 😂

[@stardust-reverie]

i love absurd mrp hop paperwork, one time on delta v a new player coworker lost their id, so i had to help them fill out a request form request form, in order to obtain an id replacement request form, only for the id replacement request form to ultimately be denied because the hop didn’t realize they didn’t have med access (?!?!?!?), at which point we gave up because it was time for the shuttle to get here anyway the funniest part was the player that lost their id going “i’m so sorry. i’m so sorry for putting you through this” the entire time

[@otaku2082]

From the creators of "Well, it wasn't that bad".

[@Elysium6]

That HOP(this was a diffrent round they were a librarian and I was HOP) wanted me to fax over my paperwork so they could make their own. I never been so proud. Dusty if you are reading this, godspeed. Amazing job with the paperwork. Lucian would be proud:)

[@joshepvodka576]

haii thats me! thanks for faxing me those! it really helped me a lot!

[@OnyxTheBrave]

They never did say science was a safe job. Bonus fun fact: The RD's hard suit fits in a utility belt.

[@drakonlegend4452]

@@alexum418rd suit has always been small

[@drakonlegend4452]

@@alexum418 I guess so

[@marlikbudvergard]

"Hey have you seen the RD's hardsuit?" "No siree not me" Suspiciously Hardsuit shaped belt:

[@frog_man_ree]

That's gonna make it easier to steal it

[@JosephofWalton]

I had a Warden shift last night where all this paper work was faxed into my office. Arrest warrants, search warrents, armory requests. HoS was like goodluck with all of that. My reply was "I am not the one that needs the luck, all this stuff requires your and the HoP's signatures."

[@AccordYeen]

"we should rename MRP to paperwork-simulator"

[@Hogulus]

I was the QM asking for tech disks at 8:37 ! Nukies hit cargo pretty much immediately after that, but we were 90% done distributing our current stash of weapons

[@frog_man_ree]

Last time I was a nukie, we had just raided medical, and I was in a juggernaut suit, and I had injected myself with like 130u of trico, so when we raided cargo, despite all the weaponry and people you had, by the end of it, I was unharmed

[@VirtualKota]

As an MRP guy, that paperwork is HRP.

[@Wylde483]

When you meet a HoP that requires a fully filled out form stamped by the CE just because you wanted access to general maints to look for goodies.

[@Elysium6]

we need an HRP server for english speakers.

[@fleshwebber1757]

Anomaly: 2 Nukies: 0

[@paraweld9838]

I remember when a hop tried giving me paperwork when I was busy fighting nukies as hos one shift

[@ICanHazRecon911]

Jesus christ that guy's timing at the very end has me fucking dying, I would've just blown myself up immediately after injecting it

[@KeldWolf]

I laughed way harder than I should have. I love watching these late night when my brain is a little loopy.

[@Liltenhead]

My brain is always loopy is the secret.

[@Deepkeel]

Huh, 8 min ago. 8 is a favorite number. Numbers make me crazy They locked me in a room A rubber room Filled with numbers.

[@thegroovyboi9598]

I was the clown that round! I could hear the massive battle going on outside the bar Mostly because I was hiding inside my powered off trash can inside the clown room :p Shocked nobody took that axe from me Also wow you upload these really quickly

[@mrpizzaroll6571]

CMO here, you were such a problem child we kept tabs on you and expected half the bodies going to med prior to nukies was due to you lmao! BTW I too love paperwork, that HoP loves it more though and kept faxing me stuff too, had to document deaths and shit haha

[@MrFizz27]

I had this exact shift yesterday. First anom was a pyroclastic in chef's freezer. We were using the chef's dead corpse to keep the door open until someone from med dragged it off before we could stabilize it. It went crit and flooded the bar with plasmafire. We got to watch from the other side of a tiny fan though, which was fun. Second anom was rock in cargo maints. No salavagers and cargo didnt know how to work their lathes for picks. Me and another researcher got entombed trying to fight to it and by the time we finally got rescued we had to be borged as we were bloated. I RP'd my borg as "i have failed in life. This is my punishment in death. Eternal servitude" 10/10 shift would science again

[@amalgomyte5628]

I've never seen any kind of paper like that before. Jesus

[@conorjasper5814]

Truly, this is the RD experience. And why I have decided not to play any Head Roles for at least the next couple of weeks.

[@ibagiousvii4458]

Man I wish you could hide the formatting of paperwork when filling them out. Cause they look real nice, but when you put pen to it, it turns into a mess, and you have to spend like 5 minutes just to fill in like 6 lines.

[@ShadaOfAllThings]

Doesn't matter if its 13 or 14, the RD and the Engineers never come to medbay to get treatment unless you drag their corpse to it

[@draconisfiresworn4240]

just unlocked rd, and feel a little better about my mostly benign incompetence

[@Liltenhead]

I'm a god awful RD

[@icestormthedragon1499]

Science stuff, my favorite!

[@vladr3211]

Least lethal rnd shift

[@ButcherTTV]

Just another day doing science

[@beridot2615]

You're doing science wrong if you arn't dying during the job. pro tip: research anomaly locators.

[@Liltenhead]

I can't get those in the first 5 minutes :(

[@shadowcz9872]

i had yesterday something funny with anomalies i was preparing burning chamber for tritium and when i was returning there was meat anomaly in front of me i called siene bu when they arrived we both went crit an in time we got fixed it went criticalsafe to say atmos was mess

[@graded6553]

i spent most of this shift fixing the maints bar and being a very confused atmos tech. First time as atmos.

[@applecast8697]

Where did that guy get that paperwork form? I want that! Is it by chance in SS14's official discord?

[@godgaveyouhands2848]

1:40 "no rd"

[@Nemesis-crest]

Got sentient artifcat ghost role With an explosion node killed half of crew and jani ert had to space me

[@namikk0167]

i was the senior at 10.48, i was trying to warn you and the other guy near nukie to stay away, because they had bomb implants, i also try to warn captain but he end up blowing himself in front of me (that one didin t had any and make me look akward)

[@drakonlegend4452]

I was the nukie commander this round, my own man killed me….

[@creatorbot0056]

Well it not an rd round without anything being destroy

[@asianfoo8907]

You should let us see your stats

[@devf_2388]

bro, try the white dream server. this is the most popular server in Russia for ss14. they have a lot of servers, but the main ones are Grid and Amour. Amour is an ERP server, and Grid is completely standard. I advise you to try these servers, because there are a lot of changes on them ahead of the development of ss14.

[@GreyMaria]

No.

[@gab_solo2391]

hi

[@Riya-ho5zv]

Are you even doing science if you don't crit an anomoly?

[@Werddrewtv]

Dat 18 of asking Liltenhead to unban me in his comments (I was in the stream)

[@GreyMaria]

As an LRP guy, that paperwork is HRP.