Staff Measuring Competition | Rimworld: Wizard Tales #4

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Anima Prime has been attacked by a generic evil corporation looking to hunt dragons and grind up anima for profits! The wizards aren't happy about their new neighbours and have put together a plan to carefully craft relationships, marriages, and births to eventually create the ULTRA WIZARD, capable of defeating their foes once and for all!
This is a Magic VS Tech style playthrough where we play the Magic side of things. Enemy factions raid with drones, tanks, mechs, and your standard mechanoids, but on your side you have an abundance of psycasting mods, genes, and wizardly equipment. Everyone, no matter what faction, will be touched by the planets magic in some form, and will be born new and powerful genes which you can collect and inherit through your own colony!
=== Mod Pack Info ===
Please note, not all mods in the collection are listed below because of KZbin description limits!
Medieval Overhaul
Created by SirLalaPyon et al.
Vanilla Psycasts Expanded
Created by Oskar Potocki et al.
RimFantasy - Medieval Overhaul Edition
Created by Sierra et al.
Medieval Overhaul: Arcane Archaeologists
Created by Ogam et al.
RPG Adventure Flavour Pack
Created by Mr Samuel Streamer et al.
Big and Small Genes
Created by RedMattis
The Corporation - Mort's Factions
Created by Mort Strudel
Vanilla Races Expanded - Archon
Created by Oskar Potocki
VPE - Biotech Integration for Alpha Animals and More!
Created by 6262soudai
The Dead Man's Switch
Created by AOBA
Offspring Inherit Xenogenes
Created by Sea
Consistent Gene Inheritance
Created by Sea
Genetic Drift (Random Genes)
Created by ARR624
MorrowRim - Passive Birthsigns
Created by SirMashedPotato
Psychic Shackle
Created by LekkoBot
Alpha Genes & Alpha Memes & Alpha Mythology
Created by Sarg Bjornson
Integrated Genes
Created by Turnovus
Combat Psycasts
Created by Edern
Anima Gear
Created by xrushha
Anima Obelisk
Created by DimonSever000
Scrolls
Created by Romyashi
ATH's style Draconic
Created by Anthitei
ATH's style Gothic and Bloody Gothic
Created by Anthitei
ATH's Styleable Framework
Created by Anthitei
Melee Animation
Created by Epicguru
Yayo's Animation (Continued)
Created by Soky
SoulGem
Created by Farmer Joe
[NL] Facial Animation - WIP
Created by Nals
Psyrestoration Elixir
Created by Mobivis
Compact Work Tab
Created by jefferyharrell
Alpha potions
Created by Senilia
Alpha Props - Parks and Gardens
Created by Sarg Bjornson
Ambient Rim
Created by TrueBlueSwablu
Ancient Armory
Created by Botch_Job
Anima Fruit
Created by Wolfcub05
Biotech Mechanoid Retexture
Created by Elseud
Dark Ages : Crypts and Tombs
Created by Sir Van
Det's Xenotypes - Boglegs
Created by DetVisor
Dragons Descent
Created by Onyxae
Erin's Baldur's Gate 3 Hairs
Created by Erin
Fantasy Metals Reforged - Forked
Created by Alexander Zagirov
Fireflies (Continued)
Created by Zaljerem
Glowing eyes genes
Created by LTS
Hard Times: Hair and Beards
Created by Botch_Job
Hei's Psystaffs
Created by Hei
Idle Dungeon Looting
Created by Alex Nares
Majestic Foliage - Djeeshka's CMT Retexture
Created by Hohen
Majestic Foliage Framework[HH]
Created by Hohen
Medieval Fantasy Quest Rewards Retexture
Created by SereQ
Medieval Fantasy Themed Quest Rewards & Medieval Fantasy Themed Rare Resources
Created by Botch_Job
Medieval Fantasy Themed Relic Quests
Created by Botch_Job
Medieval Medicines
Created by Nuno
Medieval Go-juice
Created by Rince
Medieval Tailor
Created by Arisher
Mono Weapons Pack
Created by Mad Catter
More Slavery Stuff
Created by GarryFlowers
One bed to sleep with all
Created by Densevoid
OverflowingFlowers
Created by sumikanest
Pawn Surrender
Created by TrueBlueSwablu
Plasma Weapons Pack (CE Compatible)
Created by Mad Catter
Reading Bill
Created by Cedaro
Resource Trees
Created by {GFG} Kage
RimWorld - Witcher Monster Hunt
Created by Oskar Potocki
[MUS]哥特式吸血鬼家具 Gothicstyle Vampire Furniture
Created by elun982697019
T's Monster Hunter Armor
Created by Trickity
[FSF] Meditation Freedom (No Backstory Change)
Created by FrozenSnowFox
And many more I can't fit here, see the link below!
Steam Workshop Collection:
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Please like and favourite mods you enjoy on the workshop!
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=== Music Credits ===
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#rimworld #wizards #magic

[@Kingsly9802]

"Me, my wife, and her sub noticed your magical potential from across the field, how do you feel about breeding?" Gotta admit, Rambunkulus has a strong opening pitch.

[@jesperdenbraven1995]

Burt has put his essence in a dragon, Rambunkulus put it in Wildfire

[@chantaljoubert1319]

Something Something Arcadius Lmao!

[@vlagerio7921]

Burt rides dragons, while Rambunkulus rides their girlfriend.

[@blasiankxng]

don't you mean rambunkulus gave wildfire his "arcane load" lmao

[@-Big_Big]

rambunkulus bursts his arcane load over and over, soaking the ground.

[@seelcudoom1]

with these wizards i am NOT counting out someone putting it in a dragon

[@Dogwolf12]

Name Duncan's wife Donuts so you have Duncan's Donuts

[@Life_Universe_Everything]

Yes please

[@MrSamuelStreamer]

God damn you

[@FTLnovaKid]

😂 Perfect

[@potato239]

I beg that the ultimate wizards has a sibling who's magically deaf, cause we need a short series after this of them being a villain or a solo start with them or something.

[@sakrefunholy]

Sounds like a great idea. It could go many ways with what the goal is going to be. Could either be to somehow unlock magical powers as well or to gain alternative ways of getting powers (bionics, super powers, Gene splicing and such).

[@potato239]

@@sakrefunholy could be using tech to be better than their sibling by using bionics or even stealing genes from wizards and using machines to give them superpowers no one else has anymore

[@JaceMorley]

Jim Butcher's Codex Alera is about a man named Tavi who is born unable to use magic in a world where everyone can use magic, which forces him to think outside the box and so become a great general and military leader to his people. So rather than villiany, they could be the true protagonist: The true Ultrawizard is the one who never needed the magic!

[@potato239]

@@JaceMorley the true magic is the friends we made along the way

[@gortab]

If the magical deafness is genetic maybe he could be wanting to transfer his mind into a new cloned body without the deafness? Or transfer his mind into the body of a gifted wizard who he feels squanders their gift. Or something like genetic engineering to remove the weakness.

[@samwise210]

Hall of frost - food storage. Hall of fire - cooking area. Hall of lightning - generator room.

[@theworkshopwhisperer.5902]

I like what you're thinking let's add a utility to these towers.

[@NourianPeters]

Hall of nature... the bedroom

[@ThePyrolith]

When you think about it, Cooling, heating and electricity is just magic HVAC

[@Sinvare]

Amos could maintain the generator.

[@ayhamhasan2451]

Haĺl of bard ether prison or the recreation room

[@doubledouble4g379]

Amos being upset by his artificial parts because they remind him of his time with the corporation is a GREAT bit of character development.

[@aces8003]

- Mom, can we have Generations 2? - We have Generations 2 at home, honey. Generations 2 at home:

[@cursedtokirby8980]

And what

[@scarletbard6511]

Personally, I like this series better than Generations 1.

[@Life_Universe_Everything]

This like generations 8 at this point

[@ZerglingLover]

@@scarletbard6511agreed, but thats because the game and editing has gotten significantly better

[@noncreativeguy7284]

Wildfire’s next baby should be named Childfire

[@Life_Universe_Everything]

Blaze

[@PredictedCyborg]

Ember. Pyro. Spark. Candle. xD

[@ohitsrusher842]

​@@PredictedCyborg There was a spark alright💀

[@NourianPeters]

What about Burtnotson or something. Seems in character for our glorious and humble colony leader

[@josephh6697]

@@ohitsrusher842 Call them sparkplug - they can be just like their mother, master of the 4-stroke. Suck, squeeze, bang, blow. What? I'm talking about engines.

[@MrJamesbondo07]

because you cant actually make multi floored structures, i propose we call them Wizard Bungalows

[@ufckinwhat]

Bro at 11:46 when you called Rambunkulus out of bed wildfire and Burt immediately pretending to be asleep is so funny 😂

[@darkpixel1128]

"Lovely naturally occurring families" A very normal statement yes.

[@justarandompurplefox3243]

Imagine if Mr. Cringe survived the last series. He’d be the wizard equivalent of a superhero in this series

[@woridey5bata571]

Mr Cringe would inevitably join either the winners or the boglegs if he was allowed to

[@Zamtrios245]

Mr Cringe would totally have been the CEO of Animacorp

[@MrSamuelStreamer]

Mr Cringe was an awful man, he'd be figuring out a way to milk the dragons to sell as a suppliment

[@SoulburgersSoll]

@@MrSamuelStreamerdragon chocolate would sell for a high dollar, don’t you think?

[@rifflerunderhill7006]

@@SoulburgersSoll Rare and spicy.

[@69ing_Chipmunks]

Burt is never going to have a child with Wildfire, but he might conceive one with a dragon.

[@EvelynNdenial]

if you're going for making an ultra wizard you might want to remove the hunger mechanic from genetics. your ultra wizard will be too busy stuffing their face to ever be able to go fight if they could even eat fast enough to keep up with the hunger rate.

[@gl4d10]

wrong, lembas bread instead >:c

[@MrSamuelStreamer]

We actually already have something added to the RPG flavour mod to balance it out!

[@Cpl.Punishment]

​@MrSamuelStreamer the only point where this might become a problem is baby food. Make sure you stockpile increasing amounts with each mewling infant. And also with each baby, the comments section can pound sand if we want to hoard it all to ourselves.

[@shydragon9637]

If Melton becomes a wizard her skillset is actually really good for getting more colonists. The higher tiers can help recruit prisoners, teleport in extended family members from around the world, and even, uh, “encourage” two people to fall in love.

[@clsph10]

The poor Gallatross with dementia 😭😭

[@Baconomics1]

very cool that Burt is turning dragons into horcruxes

[@sofiadragon6520]

Better choice than a snake that used to be a woman to be honest.

[@svogel6459]

Maybe put Rambunkulus and Wildfire on avoid children? So that uh.. we have a chance of passing Burt's genes on.

[@Frezo20]

I fully expect that as soon as the Muffalo madness is in full swing, Mr. Streamer is going to change Cryomancer to Cryptomancer just to spite the VFE team.

[@erichoward1977]

wizardy name idea for amos name him after atoms since he's a technomancer and call him atomos

[@anarchoyeasty3908]

Mr Streamer, the fact that you named the Dragon Duncan is great, since you named your faction the Kwizard Haderach and Duncan Idaho is a major character in Dune. He married a few different women during the series named Alia, Siona, and Murbella. Might I suggest naming the female dragon Siona since the children of Duncan and Siona play a super major role in humanity and in the series in general.

[@Kingdeathtrooper]

This dude: "Deep lore" Mr. Streamer in the comments: "He He, Duncan and Donuts."

[@anarchoyeasty3908]

@@Kingdeathtrooper Mr streamer is a child and all we can do is accept him. Although I admit as soon as I saw the Duncan donuts suggestion I figured that's what would be chosen lmao

[@loke6664]

Who knew that having dragons in your potato field was a bad idea? I think you need to increase the number of fields now, more colonists and a lot of hungry animals means your fields are too small and it is better to plant some extra before the starvation hits even if Burt can speed things up.

[@truemind1018]

technomancer betrays the tech-corporation to join the wizards also happened the mage: the ascension table-top setting.

[@SpiritoftheSands]

I suggest respriting the meditation spot to be another variety of orb to ponder.

[@knightofendor8384]

Meditation Cushions feels like a wizard innuendo if ever there was one.

[@MorpH2k]

I love the idea of Burt and Rambunkulus having little bit of a rivalry over the Grand Mage title. It even continues in a sense with Burt imbuing the dragon with his essence and then Rambunkulus slowly aging the dragon to keep himself young, slowly trying to make Burts dragon die of old age. :P

[@francenkovcan5211]

Burt: the world's punching bag

[@Zamtrios245]

Make Amos a mechanitor and a technomancer. A guy dissilusioned with the corporation whose magic takes the shape as the only thing he can understand it as, technology.

[@thekid1690]

With burt and his ice powers remember he can call a chilling crystal into any room to make it a freezer for a few days.

[@Mogarl]

So when Burt dies a horrible slow death of old age is he then going to kill the dragon to die a second horrible slow death of old age?

[@Akranejames]

Obviously, Amos is just going to join in to Wildfire's harem.

[@aviowl8945]

The Wizard Polycule needs a rec room for Dnd nights

[@thisone5664]

Tower of elements with huge nuclear reactor in the middle. The fire heating up the water to produce electricity. Cryomancers handle the cooling part.

[@SpoonHurler]

"We only have wood." Apparently Wildfire is getting it all 😂

[@siegfriedkavallar8199]

@Mr Samuel Streamer. About Essence Transfer. Your Owlcat has 9 Lifes.

[@RimTater]

Have Burt honor Rambunctious by puting Rambunctious's essence into the true dragon ending their rivalry

[@Starfloofle]

It is criminal (but also hilarious when you imagine it) that these dragons do not have glorious hoards to sleep on and are just snoozing on the colony floor. You need to make a separate, decorated storeroom for your jewels and your silver and gold and such where the dragons can have their dragon beds. Also the Gallatross really needs a den somewhere too. And maybe a name lol.

[@automatik4192]

Oh my, is that you're wand or are you just happy to see me?

[@Thekentuckyrebel]

Poor Burt can flex dragons all he wants, Rambunkulus has been flexing something else.

[@EdmenescalF]

“Someone worthy of his genes deserves” killed me

[@davidbodor1762]

You should connect the different towers together in places they overlap, like say a Druids hut has a bunch of plants around it, but also it has cooking on the side where it connects to the hall of elements via fire, and a brewery where it connects to the bard tavern.

[@WolfBoy-om6dw]

Considering the lore of dragons teaching wizards magic, I really hope we see a draconic sorcerer somewhere down the line. To those who've never played D&D 5th edition, draconic sorcerers are people who are born with magic because they have some sort of connection with dragons. One of the most common origins for draconic sorcerers is that they have a dragon ancestor, whether it be an ancient ancestor or one of their parents.

[@azjaguar5892]

Rambunklus gets all the babies. So poor Burt gets the dragons to fill a void.

[@heitorpedrodegodoi5646]

I think one thing that would enhance the series is if the relics were the most op armor and weapons in the game, but only THE ULTIMATE WIZARD could use that and nobody else, also i think if not much trouble for you Mr Streamer, make so that when THE ULTIMATE WIZARD come to this world he or she should go on a quest where the reward is unlocking all the dormant mutation in his/her body so a baby at the age of 7 could be the leader of the colony.

[@TheRogueBro]

Sam: ...the chance it dying in combat is also very slim. Rimworld: hold my beer

[@OmikronTitan]

Aww... And the episode is over. More! Enjoying the series.

[@goliath5511]

Looking at the aesthetics and the fact that Burt uses magic to connect with dragons, literally sending his soul to them, it can be safely said that Burt will establish House Targaryen in the future and become a powerful blood magician from old Valyria

[@afatcatfromsweden]

You turned Duncan into a bloody horcrux!

[@kmftalonmobile]

Baffin was borned because people were boffin, I love it!

[@jave2274]

if you build a library, you need an Urang-Gutan librarian

[@fishbone5430]

You may benefit(?) from knowing that step-siblings are able to become lovers and have children without the game freaking out

[@advicepirate8673]

I'd like to see the galatrosses as combat mounts and dragons utilized as the amazing tanks that they are, rather than lining up the wizards and hoping that they don't blow each other to bits or get engaged in melee

[@panaddict3448]

Wizards do not give birth! They merely cast an incredibly complex spell with their bodies to create an improved clone. "Genetics" is just an excuse for how innately talented a wizard is, which means they are better at making a new wizard!

[@TheSpookiestSkeleton]

Now I know you like to not have immortal colonists, but one of the main things of wizards is extending their own lifespan, so it'd only make sense to have them all always trying to prolong their lives through whatever means they can.

[@angelic8632002]

Time to store a bunch of animals in stasis(vats etc.) and link the wizards up to them :3

[@directrulefromgamerchair3947]

I've never, ever had word of animals fail, used it on all sorts of monsters and dragons and so forth. I don't think it's even possible for it to fail

[@astuart5788]

Baby Baffin should be next for the arcane bestowing ritual! He has lots of time to meditate, being a useless child

[@maxwell_gp7076]

you could establish the tradition of bonding babies to powerful creatures upon birth, to keep them safe until they are old enough to become wizards

[@voicelessv9364]

Hear me out. What uses all 3 elements fire, ice and electricity?? What would eccentric wizards in the middle of the forest all want? The pinnacle of mid evil luxury. The A/C unit but magical. The perfect control of all of the elements and thus control of the environment.

[@ZiroGi]

I cant wait for the full-scale replica of the arcane university.

[@Idontcarewhathandleihave]

With how fast people age, it seems like there’s no point having access to more psy trees when they will die before they can unlock them and also increase their stats enough to really use them all. As a suggestion maybe give a large multiplier to exp gain and have each gene that gives access to a psy power tree also give a bonus to exp gain speed. This way you can actually max out the trees over the years and the ultimate wizard (or the ones that are close) can actually max a couple of trees and have the capacity to make use of them before they die.

[@frankmckenneth9254]

I think he intends to use chronomancy to allow for some long lived & high level mages.

[@FlameBinder55]

Amos is a pretty cool wizardy name "Amos the Tech Manipulator."

[@Booklat1]

Burt the druid bonding to a green dragon is cool AF ngl

[@IamCSane]

Rambunkulus needs his own time chamber, and perhaps a hall of dragons for when Burt finally dies?

[@citcoin-official2681]

Stand Yer Ground and Shut Yer Round and you too can have the biggest staff in your wizard circle.

[@crimsonharvest]

i like how youve made a no-loads-refused retirement home here in the meadow

[@tyukan2000]

I've been playing the modpack (tribal start, generated different planet) and have been loving every bit of it so far! I've had a lot of run-ins with Rimclaws in my colony, lost 1 colonist and 3 animals to them and they keep wandering in despite me using the Corporation merchants to kill them off. One had a showdown with a dragon and won (both bled out eventually and fed my colony for weeks)

[@smithynoir9980]

I absolutely cannot confirm, but in my experience Word Of Animals always succeeds (with a few exceptions, inc the Djinn). The % shown seems to just be the original taming chance if it were a regular taming interaction. I may be completely off-base and the fact that I'm commenting on KZbin suggests that I am almost certainly wrong on this! Thanks for another great episode of Biological Wizard Loot Boxes!

[@Arctic7985]

You should name Duncan's dragon wife Donut

[@popebinga]

Very excited for the arcane tower on wizard lake! The footprint you laid out for it already looks fantastic.

[@SeledorTrech]

Mr.Streamer shuld check: the wizest wizard drinking game

[@tristianlefebvre1878]

Whenever you look for Baffin all I can think about are those birds from the Baffin Island

[@ozidarkstar9956]

them butler and maid outfits makes me think some of the characters should be named after umineko chars later

[@Baldurhop]

Been out of the loop with these series due to time constraints... but man this series is a blast.

[@ryukiri]

There should definitely be a mage named Magical Trevor at some point in the colony. Everyone loves Magical Trevor, because the tricks that he does are ever so clever. I'll just leave that dated reference and see myself out.

[@MCOmegaX123]

Better hope he never sees the Bobeene herds then (considering 'Bobeene' is clearly supposed to be 'bovine' aka cow/bull + 'bee', just that he pronounces it wrong either because he missed the pun or for comedic effect).

[@ryukiri]

@@MCOmegaX123 Think of the beans.

[@andrewsnow7222]

I can just imagine the best mage just being called Dave

[@NicolasChapadosGirard]

If it is inbread, just make a side village of the unwanted village, call it BagleVille and make the give you ressources.

[@sinitall]

now that you have 3 dragons it would be really cool if Burt used animal essence to bind all 3 original colonists to their own dragon and have them be these dragonbound elders above everyone else

[@bpw102896]

sam:we`ve only got wood me:thats why wildfire keeps getting pregnant

[@chikenmage38]

Cool Idea would be adding Rimworld of magic mod ... but making it so psycasters and Rimworld of magic users think the other form of magic is taboo.

[@jinnsaint1358]

Rombunkulus’s shipmaster abilities allow you to make skipgates, and there’s a nice little mod, allowing pawns to pathfind through them. It makes traversing large base very easy :)

[@sh4dow666]

Leaving a gap of deep water around the elemental tower would have made it a nice fortified retreat...

[@drake713]

All hail the dragons' return, all hail Martinius the Red. If this mod pack got the mod with sentient animal pawns it would be amazing it was so funny in Jorassic Park

[@elskaalfhollr4743]

This is literally the society of mashle magic and muscles

[@Cheynise]

The word insanity truly reflects in this episode every time Mr Streamer says the word "insane"... Not too sure if that's really a cry for help or not. But he's finnne. How many times has he laughed manically at us Rimrims for asking him to rest, only for him to go "I'm not the problem! YOU ARE! LETS ADD MORE TO THE MODPACK!" Just saying.

[@directrulefromgamerchair3947]

>tfw you live in a wizard city and some rando from Cyberpunk 2077 turns up asking you to burn down Arasaka Also him being a technomancer makes sense. If it wouldn't make the game run slower than molasses I'd suggest giving him a secret mech army

[@jamiehuebsch]

This has been my favorite series so far actually, and Sam's had a few serious bangers in his time.

[@fallatiuso]

Turns out the true reason the corporations bombed the wizards were because the wizards were nasty, nasty people. The corpos were the good guys all along 😱

[@robo323]

Can't wait for the 300 year old wizard king Rambunkulus robloks to have a wizard duel with the ultimate magic baby in a fight to see who can hatvest who's magic potential

[@Yaminakai]

Burt is collecting dragons like pokemons

[@garysteffens5889]

The bard class does not need a wizard tower: the tavern/recreation room is their happy place. Maybe a performance stage like we saw in Jerrygpt?

[@MCOmegaX123]

Harpers, a prestige class of Bards, had a headquarters in the western Forgotten Realms called Twilight Hall, which was part of a complex of towers in the city of Berdusk. Also a (relatively) squat tower stronghold/vault called Korinn's Keep in the Korinn Archipelago. Not to mention, outside of a D&D context, in the city of Solitude in the lands of Skyrim, the Bards' College is vaguely tower-like.

[@coyoteseattle]

As a system administrator, I'd like to note that the techmancer understanding but not trusting machines is entirely appropriate.

[@phancyisfancy8510]

ya might need to add outposts at this rate, to send the children to that didn't get the lucky genes and so one family isn't the whole colonist bar haha

[@christophers8443]

Burt my secretly be a bard after putting his “essence” in a dragon.

[@WyrdDarcnyzz]

6:10 "...something worthy of what his genes deserves..." Sam, listen.....

[@dependent-ability8631]

it's ok he's not Austrian

[@Tomahawkist_]

two things: it would be cool if the dynasty of burt would be the dragon riders/trainers/whatever, and rambunkulus having a dungeon of prisoners to keep him young would be pretty sick. that would make him the permanent leader, an ohm-like character leading though the ages, the true kwizard haderach. and the ultimate wizard could then depose him as a false prophet and take his place as the righteous leader or whatever. if you want more ideas, you know what channel/people to ask ;)

[@jackattack50123]

Literally Wes from Jer-Egypt vibes coming from Burt... 😂 Tames everything in sight, one with animals, and bonds himself with a dragon 😂 did you miss Wes that much 😏?

[@Loyal_Lion]

Your Rimworld series are so gonzo and I love it. 😂

[@McStruggles]

12:55 Holy shit that is an amazing impression

[@leftarm3103]

This is the moment Bert became Divayth Fyr