Stage Builder in 2024

[@UnchargedBattery978]

Ellie is gonna buy arceus for the swords and be so pissed off

[@Alexander12276]

They're gonna owe her 60 bucks 😂

[@invertebrado]

She doesn't play games so it's fine

[@jburkel8382]

Its ok she just needs to get Pokemon Sword

[@averagefailboatenjoyer9940]

i want to fight pokemon with swords now

[@UnchargedBattery978]

@ oh totally agree, like an rpg where you’re like on a medieval quest and pokémon are the beasts

[@butter_0021]

It’s the gaslight episode.

[@0celot9]

Gaslighting isnt real the WOKE left convinced you it is

[@magicball3201]

It's always the gaslight episode. Don't you remember?

[@flangley-]

No it isn't. No gaslighting was present.

[@DUC939]

is he from pokemon?😭

[@arthorias06]

Nah, you are thinking too much into it

[@Syl-09]

custom colosseum is back, aqua's ass is back, leaf transitions are back, Ellie is back, jacob and jo are already gaslighting her, and garbo the minecraft zombie main aka 'the mango of smash ultimate' literally cycled the entire lobby, put up a decent fight against ness's cheese stage, and then they both immediately said "Our cause is just." We are SO back.

[@holap2104]

thanks for sharing

[@greenzig]

whatever

[@sansundertale2424]

@@greenzigdamn that's a deep cut, i forgot about that one

[@theinternet1048]

grrr

[@cromchgang316]

​@@sansundertale2424whatever.

[@not_DJ_Ender]

I honestly can't tell if ellie is a comedy genius or just really fucking high like all the time

[@Wayte13]

It can be both things

[@The_Jovian]

She's the Scorpion Queen

[@Song-dn1xb]

yep thats ellie.

[@MelodyLumina]

gaslighting ellie about pokemon legends arceus having swords is really funny actually

[@bulbaa2241]

Hisuin samurott has swords so it's not technically a false statement

[@FlatlandsSurvivor]

There is a guy with a sword, but I don;t think he uses it for anything

[@souledgekirby]

I wish...

[@puppetman833]

semour saying the fire in his kitchen is aroura borealis is really

[@lingus1382]

Ur stupid there’s literally swords in that game

[@Pearl_Blossom]

56:20 local Splatoon fangirl here to clarify Many Splatfests do have red ink, it's the regular battles that kinda never have red. There is a red in Splatoon 1 and 3 but it's bordering on orange, meanwhile Splatfests sometimes have *red* red Also the Splatfest with ketchup was ketchup vs mayonnaise

[@doot_2198]

does that mean they had white ink

[@limelad1]

​@@doot_2198yes

[@vaar8584]

Ah, so blood vs cum

[@Oshamon]

@@doot_2198yes, and the white ink team has won every single time iirc

[@Pearl_Blossom]

Wow this blew up, didn't think this many Platinum-ers liked Sploon

[@Radar_of_the_Stars]

holy shit, it's Gaslight, Gatekeep, and Girlboss

[@DeXyfero]

Gaslight, Gatekeep, Garbo*

[@tijazG6543]

Waiting to see someone mention the goat Garbo

[@rahjahknows]

50:24 Bruh Ellie how did you hit those notes exactly

[@scrunghole]

no literally she fucking nailed that shit

[@milobytz]

Dude, we now know she has some sort of perfect pitch, that was crazy 😂

[@pmahcgop6693]

Not even 5 minutes in and there’s a jv5 this series will forever be peak

[@itmightbesharl]

21:50 my dumbass thought there was an actual place called “small town, oklahoma” and didn’t realize for like a solid 30 seconds they were just trying not to doxx themselves

[@archduke2277]

they recorded this in 2020 but it was during no upload wednesday so they had to wait. so kind of them to release it!

[@zetanone7211]

I don’t believe u

[@videogamesarecool9280]

@@zetanone7211 but it would be on brand, but they talked bout 'past 3/4 years' and smash players are not that good these days, and how jacob is now not that good these days, so it is 2024

[@sylven_ryth]

Ah yes legends arceus and palworld my favorite 2020 games

[@videogamesarecool9280]

@@sylven_ryth its still 2019 right?

[@Randallsss]

this was 2024 you liar

[@vi_k]

We love the random brightness drop

[@dr.backflip5160]

I was so confused

[@helfire14]

The switch went to power saving mode because it wasn't being interacted with

[@koolooc726]

What's weird is that it stopped having the drop a few times even without Jacob

[@FFKonoko]

I was so sure I'd open the comments and see people going "what brightness drop? your phone broken?"

[@theultimaterat315]

what brightness drop? your phone broken?

[@EvenFlow391]

This reminded me of the CPU tournaments another creator named Alpharad used to do.

[@MonstyrSlayr]

wait you watch alpharad too?

[@mrwaffleman8732]

AHHHHH THE VOICES!!!!!!

[@Jabwik]

Nahhh, DONT watch him, he is copying platinum

[@kittenmagician7416]

50:26 Shoutout to Ellie being insanely accurate to the violin noise here

[@markbassett6561]

9:39 they didn’t even notice that Byleth got put in gay baby jail 😢

[@MrShukaku1991]

Yeah, that was a legit big brained play on Jiggly's part.

[@Pearl_Blossom]

7:56 leaf transition is back :D

[@0celot9]

Of course

[@a_ninja2376]

LETS GO MY STAGE GOT THE THUMBNAIL

[@Fail-harold]

So that thing is *your* fault?

[@a_ninja2376]

@@Fail-harold yes, yes it is. I tried to pick the one that would make Jo laugh the most, I think I succeeded

[@BagelEnjoyer]

The ultimate hi jo move ​@@a_ninja2376

[@Kirbyfan86_27]

@@a_ninja2376 who where you playing as at 36:19?

[@cromchgang316]

Whatever.

[@hashtagpotato3987]

If you look closely at 34:32 you can see that the ness actually angles his final smash

[@caseyp5861]

Wait you mean to tell me that is something he can do?

[@RealbluesparkFN]

yes ​@@caseyp5861

[@derrickdavis3888]

@@caseyp5861 Lucas can do that too!

[@SuPaRn0oB]

@@caseyp5861 as a former lucas player before I switched to joker and icies, that is something we can do

[@SuPaRn0oB]

it's just way worse than it was in smash 4

[@nesspants3589]

i remember at 14:39 the arena got shut down right after I joined, but I somehow got back in right after. My doc was NASTY (I got timed-out on my own stage)

[@cogbait]

Timed out on your own stage goes crazy

[@birdbrain9280]

o7 BIGMEAT24

[@AlejandroMartinez-kp5dd]

Your doc was shit. You wouldn’t have won that even if timer was longer.

[@jackbudi]

The arena got shut down right as I was about to play lmao

[@beegman27]

LE's return is exactly what I needed to get back on my daily intake of banana soule

[@caseyp5861]

Yes our religion founder on soft toilet paper, boss fights serving LE, new Instagrams, and talks of Fireball.

[@ben-gm6iy]

the good old days

[@thebestshowintheuniverse8647]

This needs to be a series

[@PlurpleGuy]

Yes

[@JBRedux]

Boy have I got good news for you

[@UCDitto]

It was

[@jbbrown5709]

​@@UCDitto no that was a series from alpharad deluxe. Not platinum. This is a spin off

[@Kiss4MePls]

Yea, call it Like custom collosium or smth

[@nitrobuilder1014]

I think Joe’s attitude of the movers is a lot funnier than the real Jacob’s perspective, but the whole exchange is a certified gamer moment

[@Sinalve1]

I just think it's funny that Zombie was featured for so long that KZbin detected the game played as Minecraft.

[@agent3fan]

;

[@AlkalineandAcid]

@@agent3fan the way home

[@-rolyat44]

I am officially electing myself as president of the garbo fanclub

[@kennethprice1593]

24:02 they forgot to wake the switch up lmao

[@butter_0021]

Yeah. Jacob’s not there. Jo and Ellie are just on a discord call.

[@Frozenchicken236]

The little symbol in the corner of the videos still being the old alphard gold pfp is kinda funny

[@livi_bwop]

i love LE saying “cut that out cut that out” about the twin towers stage

[@Tsarius11]

The twin towers incident is almost older than LE.

[@thefoxoverlord]

oh my god i never thought itd return

[@HexNSplat]

55:57 im gonna cope this so hard LOL, i genuinly forgot i had this stage and got bodied by steve LMAO was laughing the whole match

[@agent3fan]

I got so hyped when i saw agent 3 show up for no reason lmao

[@ash_irlz4546]

ELLIE IS HERE WE'RE SO FUCKING BACKKKKKKKK

[@turquoiseyoshi7711]

jo disinterestedly talking about his valorant rank while kirby sd's sudden death is insane work

[@nonmagicalwitch]

its such a shame that steve is completely broken, because he is one of the funniest characters to watch in this game

[@Artemi099]

It's funnier like that

[@centrixal]

Casual smash players havent gotten worse, just a smaller audience. Alpharads audience is just mostly the super casuals who dropped the game when it lost popularity. Nothing wrong with that, im a super casual myself

[@Skyeshadow3408]

It's crazy how Ellie always sound drunk out of her mind

[@Kirvyx]

JUMP CUTS??? NOOOO

[@joshford256]

We're truly in a new era

[@Wintefruitsnstuff]

Jo's small town walmart stories are making me nostalgic for spending time with my friends at my small town walmart

[@asxrx]

i can’t tell if it’s a bit

[@Wintefruitsnstuff]

@@asxrx I'm certain he's telling the truth. That's the kind of thing you do when you're a teenager in a small town

[@madmoblin]

My town is so small we don’t have a Wallmart or any equivalent

[@driftey_]

whoever that drifty guy is he must be awesome

[@TheWhite-Guy]

I haven’t seen the video yet, but I think 38:56 is really funny

[@tdfhjd]

TRUE!

[@KnightofBretonnia]

that *IS* pretty funny.

[@Lillithxxx]

TRUUEEEE

[@kikiretzorg1467]

It wasn't Ketchup vs. Mustard, it was Ketchup vs. Mayonnaise. They actually did both of the forbidden colours at once

[@domiansso]

Has Ellie played Suika?

[@gucchiwallece7826]

I forgot the "our cause is just" joke until the very end when both zombie and ness said it. We are indeed so back.

[@theunovanative7640]

Guys I played someone named DotColin in Rivals I think a Rivals 2 video could be uploaded soon

[@joshford256]

Did you tbag them

[@theunovanative7640]

@@joshford256 no my controller died

[@NohaTheEpic]

ellie’s smallest violin impression was literally perfect wtf

[@mitishh516]

Jacob, Jo, LE, and Zombie. The gang really is all back together again. What a great team!

[@jonton4061]

1:02:11 this is why I tune into alpharad platinum

[@davidgoldammer348]

I just realized that the lights turning on when Aqua's ass showed up was probably not Jacob but the mattress mover dude touching the screen

[@NoahRJitil]

He needed a better look

[@vaporcranberries]

i can’t believe this series would return but we are so back

[@AIeksBush]

Custom Colosseum in 2024? And LE? We have never been more back

[@mursh8246]

This was recorded in 2020

[@GeorgeCV]

​@@mursh8246 nuh uh

[@AIeksBush]

@@mursh8246 is this a bit i don’t get or are people stupid?

[@mursh8246]

@@GeorgeCV yuh huh

[@GeorgeCV]

@@mursh8246 lier lier pants on fire

[@TyrannostarusRex]

Love just listening to friends gaslight each other for an hour.

[@ragalack]

LE, that is your coworker 40:47, how do you not remember Zombie

[@dominicgilmore3844]

9:46 I love how confident Jacob sounds here despite being completely wrong

[@samuelmangin9406]

*Double our cause is just at the end* Alpha and Jo: “We’re so back”

[@iloveultrakill-op3gk]

as we know stage builder week is only one week guys!

[@CanisInfernus]

This is the most fun I've ever had watching Steve

[@Kirbyfan86_27]

Not me, I literally skipped the video until he was gone, and he lost at the end of the video, so yeah, most boring and lame character ever

[@Kero-zc5tc]

@@Kirbyfan86_27 you cant say anything about fun if you skip that part like 'this comedy is awful, but i have never watched it nor know a lot about it' garbo is just

[@Kirbyfan86_27]

@@Kero-zc5tc I stand by what I said, I hate all steve players

[@Kero-zc5tc]

@@Kirbyfan86_27 hating all steve players shouldnt affect the fun of watching that much, unless you are emotionally under 18

[@Kirbyfan86_27]

@@Kero-zc5tc Well it does for me, I despise the character in the game, it’s not fun fighting him, especially in online

[@ThePuff18]

Custom collosiom with Ellie? Oh Jacob Alpharad, you spoil us.

[@koolooc726]

I kinda love the Ellie Jo interaction, I like seeing Ellie in general, its like having a special episode

[@pezyg]

Praying to god they remember FPS Chess at some point

[@hoofstoo4358]

When they started talking about the character from Legend of Arceus, I thought they were talking about Chris Pratt

[@FarhanH1]

I love how the screen goes dark bc they aren’t interacting 30min in And the random Ellie out of nowhere? Thanks for the Randall png

[@Just_a_Vibeee]

2:39 did kem just say what i thought he said

[@disdjsad]

i hate u

[@Baguetteling]

Hawk... Tu... AAAH!

[@okaysurefinewhatever]

I fucking hate that. Why did you have to point that out

[@greek_shmeek]

20:01 i love the way mario gets put to sleep and flips in the air

[@nyko10]

The fact that you are so confident in just flat out wrong information and she just fully believes you

[@cogbait]

Glad to see that zombie had a cameo in this episode 😊

[@StarChargerStudios]

so glad we're back to having videos on this channel i need my fix of platinum brand background noise

[@ikirbeeburgr]

Haven’t heard that voice in years…

[@bruhmoment1998]

3:23 I ken Immediately afterwards we can hear the pained "ye" of a missed joke

[@PeridotEX]

46:52 Parkor Civilization Reference!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!?

[@Grandmasterdisaster1]

can't believe jo watched the final boss of PLA but hasn't played the game, though yeah the fight against Rhapthorne is pretty hype so i don't blame him for it

[@mossybanana]

33:13 im 90 percent sure this is the stage, but recreated from memory

[@benji6325]

32:21 Nice to see a Pokemon Legends Arceus description when the protagonist(with a sword) is about to play

[@razzdazzjazz]

As someone who has been actively competing in smash since the last time they did custom colosseum, this gameplay was hilarious.

[@Astronotter]

I love that out of every moment of gaslighting, somehow the most unbelievable truth of Steve being top tier is real.

[@GawriyaGoober]

garbo wanted to play minecraft but opened the wrong game, to him he doesnt have opponents, theyre all just mobs in HIS world

[@JessieTrinket]

This is the true Alpharad Platinum experience. We are so back.

[@Snipereye64]

Ellie crushed the violin section, worth the 4 year wait

[@bengoodwin2141]

I never thought I'd see the day we get 2020 alpharad again

[@62049]

I guess you could say that stage builder was... A mistake

[@Nealuigi]

It's a little shocking how Ellie has known these two for so long and still falls for the gaslighting so easily. She's conditioned at this point I guess

[@captincosmos657]

this is the day i've been praying for, for years

[@howdycowboy247]

Ellie I hear you, I remember when the only thing to do growing up was going to the Walmart or gas station. Loitering was a passtime

[@Zippy_Zolton]

getting hit with the our cause is just right at the end in 2024 is insane

[@tylercoon1791]

Saying you could ‘just watch a 10 minute video’ for all of pre-Z Dragon Ball is like saying ‘Just skip to episode 517 of One Piece’ It is heresy, and I shall not stand for it

[@superminister]

The part with Ellie and Jo felt like listening to a random discord conversation

[@brenudo997]

i cant stop smiling, we're so back

[@Waffles17643]

53:39 garbo’s foresight is insane what a goat

[@thefrogchamp600]

Asking for a friend, is “Aqua’s Ass” still a stage or did Nintendo take it down

[@kikiretzorg1467]

It's a bunch of stages

[@MistyHoney]

Stages get deleted after a few weeks or so, some get removed by nintendo but the ones that don't can be reuploaded by the creators. Also the original aqua's ass got removed by nintendo years ago

[@thefrogchamp600]

@@MistyHoney NOOOOO

[@zetadayo]

Day 11. Jacob missing for 30m, the rise and fall of Garbo, this is peak alpharad platinum

[@caseyp5861]

50:09 I can’t believe after all this time Fat Thanos and back and he had the bad luck of having Garbo as his enemy.

[@Kirbyfan86_27]

Also Jo, it’s “Legends Arceus” not “Legends of Arceus”

[@alexandragibson839]

What are you talking about, man? It's Legends of Arceus, with the protagonist Hero from HeartGold/SoulSilver who uses swords against the Pokemon!

[@spap6407]

​@alexandragibson839 well we dont know his names hero Thats just what everyone calls him

[@jerisonarenas7618]

31:56 as someone who plays overwatch I couldnt agree more

[@rukaishoziku3793]

I won't lie, I could watch Garbo gameplay with commentary for hours

[@colemanclark4027]

This reminds me of episode one of custom coliseum alpharad platinum 2024

[@theoyoshiura]

im so glad ellie is back

[@thejacobian]

I’m so happy this is back, I hope it becomes a regular thing again

[@DominicWeimer]

custom coliseum was my favorite series on this channel love seeing it back

[@RELLISHBOI]

1:03:00 that’s gore of my comfort character

[@trevordickson4622]

This episode was for the ppl who had pikmin pfps back in the day. Only the real will understand.

[@eights6070]

ZOO-WEE-MAMA look at that Kirby

[@ultrapika1875]

Oh how I missed this series… Absolutely peak content

[@clearesteyes]

bruh yall just completely ignored when ellie said that her brother ate straight butter