‘Stain on our country’: Joe Biden practices 'standing up’ for presidential debate

[@PaulFrederick-cl3sr]

Doctors need to step up and declare him inappropriate to be in charge of a country because of dementia

[@madelineharkins5643]

Ya think?! Lol

[@LeighStark-bd9gr]

It is a well know fact that Biden has assburgers

[@cloe9416]

Then we would have the hyena who is worse

[@pathamm5834]

And then donkey teeth harris becomes president … 🥴🤨🫏🫏🫏🫏

[@ofcv1238]

Brinden Inc. Administration is entirely more Dysfunctional than CEO.

[@Nazz1952]

He'll be propped up by media. They will declare him victorious regardless.

[@lorenzomagazzeni5425]

The dems - you think they are idiots ? Have millions of illegals enabled to vote, and 'dumb' Joe knows it. I stll remember him smirking.

[@knitwit7082]

Yes but the voters know the truth!

[@smujer1]

Been saying that since I heard about it.

[@Jp-eo8mx]

Only satans soldiers believe that Joe is good. Lots of evil infiltrated our government courts and leadership. They will fall and see gods vengeance if they don’t repent now

[@ClaudeBohls]

Wrong

[@catskinner3254]

As a kid I used to watch the Wizard of Oz and wondered how someone could talk without a brain. Now all I have to do is watch Joe Biden.

[@turnerfamilyinozi]

Not seen many Trump rallies have you?

[@robjones1943]

@@turnerfamilyinozi ok npc.

[@chadrupert4456]

Somebody needs to pull back the curtain on Oz (Biden)

[@turnerfamilyinozi]

@@chadrupert4456 Do you realise that by believing right wing propaganda you are an uniformed voter?

[@ILovePizzaAndKFC99502]

@@robjones1943lol 😂 he could be a Russian bot 🤖

[@marcturner5809]

We should definitely be looking for ear pieces with Biden.

[@jimharvey2252]

I can identify probably a dozen cases where he clearly has an earpiece in his right ear. The two times he went to shake someone's hand to his right was because of an earpiece. And let's not forget the goop that he had on his face, that was actually ear wax. President Trump will be to his left. I can bet on it. That is why it's more important for Biden to choose his seat, rather than have the last word

[@jimharvey2252]

And also the thought that he's trying to shake an invisible person's hand makes me think the voice in his earpiece is a male

[@penemurdoch4055]

@@jimharvey2252 Do we remember last debate? Bidum was wearing a wire.

[@olaftheblack4543]

And IV marks.

[@ericperkins3078]

Can you imagine him trying to sort out all the voices in his head? "Bite him! Go over and bite him RIGHT NOW!" "Joe, this is Jill. DO NOT BITE ANYONE, do you understand? Pick your nose if you understand!" Organizing a viewing party right now.

[@billcotton1551]

CNN will ask Trump questions about being a convicted felon, and they will ask old Joe about ice cream.

[@Зоя-н8ш]

Надо сразу поставить перед ним коробку с мороженкой. Джо все на свете забудет. Даже Обаму не вспомнит.

[@Tajagee123]

@@Зоя-н8ш🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Shadow_Banned_Conservative]

@@Зоя-н8ш Or place an eight year-old girl upwind and in Joey's sightline to keep him focused.

[@Kurteous100]

Unfortunately you probably are too close to the truth!

[@liryan5312]

The biggest stain of America !

[@marcturner5809]

If he just turns up to the debate it will be a CNN win.

[@donnahill9245]

This fool joey needs to learn to control his bowl movement 😉

[@christophernichols1379]

No one will believe them.

[@Shadow_Banned_Conservative]

"Mr. Trump, please tell us how you will handle the conflict in Palestine." "President Biden, please tell us your favorite ice cream flavor." "Mr. Trump, please tell us how you will fix the economy." "President Biden, would you like a cookie?" CNN: "President Biden was the clear winner here, strong, cognizant, a man with a plan, and extremely handsome."

[@frickpoo6644]

​@@Shadow_Banned_Conservativetruth!! Wonder which body double they'll be using

[@christophernichols1379]

@@Shadow_Banned_Conservative You are probably correct.

[@nikkiesmith9530]

Joe is also practicing the questions before hand too

[@itsgeoff9537]

It's on CNN so I'm sure the questions were leaked to biden

[@pathamm5834]

Jill already blabbed they have the questions , they have the tv station cutting off Mike any time Trump goes over 2 minutes

[@jameschilders7423]

Of course

[@jameschilders7423]

​@pathammthis is torally set up

[@pathamm5834]

@@jameschilders7423 what is a set up … bidens screw ups ? He is a totally demented puppet for obama, soros & democratic party … they are the only ones with the question . Trump doesn’t have the questions , they needed them to make up teleprompter and try and drill them into joe

[@michaelmongeotti]

He needs a drug test before debate

[@lorenzomagazzeni5425]

Not a good idea.

[@inthelandofmorethansmall7582]

Trump already demanded one. But I'm not sure if they agreed to that or not. Even if they did, there are a dozen ways to pass a drug test. 🤷🏼‍♀️ ESPECIALLY for a POTUS who can afford synthetic urine and a false urethra taped to his penis..punishment... (The urine is around $85 and the gadget to attach to your privates is around $250.)

[@jason60chev]

And adult diapers

[@Cdub177]

​@@lorenzomagazzeni5425Why is it not a good idea? Last time I checked regular people have to take drug test for employment so every politician should be regulary tested as well.

[@knitwit7082]

ZZ​@@Cdub177 Really? Because FJB has not had a cognitive test, OR a drug test. Trump had a cognitive test, and I think he would take a drug test if Joe did, but Trump wouldn't have to cheat to get a clean one. FJB would.

[@billbonu1639]

It'll be Trump debating CNN as biden already knows his softball questions.

[@turnerfamilyinozi]

Making excuses already. How sad.

[@wrath98]

@@turnerfamilyinozicope more troll lmao

[@turnerfamilyinozi]

@@wrath98 I'm not the one making excuses.

[@turnerfamilyinozi]

@@billbonu1639 What happen to Brazile after she gave Clinton a question?

[@turnerfamilyinozi]

@@billbonu1639 Do you know the difference between the following two groups of Trump associates/lawyers? Bannon, Navarro, Cohen, Manafort, Chesebro, Papadopoloulos, Stone, Gates, Wesselberg, Ellis, Powell, Barach, Broidy, Flynn, Nader, Trump. and Eastman, Clark, Smith, Cheeley, Troupis, Nauta, Guliani

[@ThiLam-xo2qk]

Drugs test before and after debate Must Require

[@nomyafiftyonefifty8081]

😂😂 Just one fall??. Haven't they noticed everything over the last 3.5 years.

[@usmanjamshed-m7t]

the bike one is my fav

[@usmanjamshed-m7t]

the bike one is my fav

[@turnerfamilyinozi]

@@usmanjamshed-m7t What would you say if Biden bought a registered sex offender onto the stage to support him?

[@turnerfamilyinozi]

@@usmanjamshed-m7t Did you ever watch the silence of the lamb?

[@xenatron9056]

every old person I know who has fallen over, usually down's recover too well. His bones must be made of steel not have have broken something after the amount of times we have seen him on the ground. Biden isn't real, it's just someone in an old man's mask playing a demented old fool..... more fool them!!!

[@rosanneshinkle4133]

Biden will have all the questions beforehand.

[@turnerfamilyinozi]

What would you say if Biden bought a registered sex offender onto the stage to support him?

[@lorenzomagazzeni5425]

He survived for 50 years in spite of being a liar and a crook and a perv, don't underestimate him

[@inthelandofmorethansmall7582]

He already does

[@JoanBrown-j3e]

Won’t matter, he’ll forget them.

[@kedro2152]

🤣🤣🤣 he forgets what he’s told or does after 2 seconds 🤣🤣🤣 FJB let’s go Brandon the 🤡

[@steven19767]

Trump should let Biden do all the talking

[@ILovePizzaAndKFC99502]

Yeah so we could hear him just mumble words

[@huongMai-qz5sd]

Exactly! Well said

[@ericperkins3078]

Then you don't know Donnie.

[@turnerfamilyinozi]

@@ILovePizzaAndKFC99502 What would you say if Biden bought a registered sex offender onto the stage to support him?

[@huongMai-qz5sd]

@@ericperkins3078 we need hear about the FREEDOM OF LOOTING, ROBBERY NO JAIL How much TAX money to support 23 millions invaders in U.S. Keep support Biden to have the BEST LIFE... Every thing Free, just go to store for looting.

[@andrewplagakis6633]

No ear peace . Drug test ..Having to take a whole week just to have a conversation is ridiculous..

[@xenatron9056]

Biden is prepping his stand in. Or should I say, the Biden team is prepping his stand in, Biden himself is hooked up to a machine or looking at little girls on the beach.

[@nmf220]

In the words of Shane Gillis, nobody can get in Joe's head because he's not even in there. Just nonstop elevator music

[@turnerfamilyinozi]

What a shame you watch right wing propaganda, but don't realise they have totally conned you.

[@jordygarratt3474]

Still never heard it be summed up better

[@inthelandofmorethansmall7582]

You forgot about Obama - who is ALMOST literally inside his head. (Earpiece)

[@xenatron9056]

@@inthelandofmorethansmall7582 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no...... I have heard both Obiden and Joebama speak those words identically. Joe is Barry. Some kind of creepy technological voodoo going on with these people.

[@Frank-pe9pk]

I will be so surprised if Biden even makes it to the debate. If he does He Is Done!

[@Зоя-н8ш]

Значит его накачали.

[@windydragon6522]

Trump should insist on having a speech decipherer.

[@turnerfamilyinozi]

For him?

[@warrior_of_da-Tetragrammaton]

@@turnerfamilyinozi no fam!!! For mumbling Brandon! Are you not watching the news? Come on Turner, quit trolling. You almost sound like a democRAT.

[@richardstack2421]

😂

[@jab-gn3sw]

Amphetamine Joe 🤣🤣🤣 the criminal in the WH needs to go !

[@_wokeweaklingscryoverwords_]

hahahahaha

[@RobertLabonte-cw1bc]

Double dose of ADDERALL will make crooked Joey angry, sending him into rants

[@UniversalPatriots]

Good one

[@turnerfamilyinozi]

@@_wokeweaklingscryoverwords_ Remember how Ronnie Johnson(?) got demoted by the navy because he gave out free drugs in the Whitehouse during the 45th best president's term?

[@turnerfamilyinozi]

@@RobertLabonte-cw1bc Just checking in. Which of the last two presidents talks about snakes, the late great Hannibal Lector, sharks and electrocution, while lying about crowd sizes? Did you fact check one or their 30 lies in a recent deranged speech?

[@pittuk6500]

There's a stain every time biden gets up, this is true

[@jameschilders7423]

Absolutely

[@raallen1468]

And a brown puddle at Joe's feet when he stands or walks.

[@JohnPotts-kq7kk]

​@@raallen1468He should start wearing brown suits to better hide and blend in with the brown leakage from his rear end...

[@josephgaviota]

Joe is a big investor in ScotchGuard.

[@TomBleecker]

If Donald Trump will present himself as presidential, he'll win the debate.

[@maxwellcrazycat9204]

President Trump needs to stay composed and not let them get under his skin. While Joe will decompose.

[@TomBleecker]

@@maxwellcrazycat9204 For example, he needs to refrain from calling Biden "Crooked Joe."

[@danielcabello9146]

i bet it'll play out like an SNL clip: "Mister Trump, how will you resolve the issues in the middle east, ukraine, how will you deal with china, how will you save the American dollar???" "President Biden, what is your favorite day of the week?"

[@tinameyer7080]

President Biden- Does your favorite day of the week end in "Y"? (Cue card: "Yes. Yes it does. My Pops always taught me that when I was growing up in Scranton." )

[@johnhudelson2652]

"Stain on this country": Old Joey's guaranteed to stain his Depends.

[@coolhandluke2310]

Love you Rita ❤.

[@cocoramos5309]

"President Trump, what is your plan for the economy?" "President Biden, how many flavors does Baskin Robbins have?"

[@jayjay-bz3rr]

Don’t worry President Biden, George Stephanopolis will declare you the winner of the debate, regardless .

[@turnerfamilyinozi]

I bet you are hoping that your cult leader doesn't talk about sharks, electrocution, the late great Hannibal Lector or his crowd sizes.

[@pazuzu1136]

@@turnerfamilyinozi get some fresh material, bozo.

[@MrJoe81]

@@turnerfamilyinoziyou kid sniffing, daughter showering and feeling woman up Joe bribing!!!!!!

[@TheWaynos73]

@@turnerfamilyinozi don’t mention the criminal traitor who’s crackhead son has been selling out their country for years - making sure that the elite 1% lines their pockets. Wake up.

[@turnerfamilyinozi]

@@pazuzu1136 I will when people like you can refute my old claims.

[@JDinky652]

Check Joe Biden for earpieces as answers to questions are likely to come from behind the scenes.

[@andrewmarsh2657]

Golly, I wonder who ?? What a obummer 😂😂

[@shellysundberg361]

I'm sure that's what THESE TRAITOR DIMTARDS are trying to figure out how to speak to him without the audience knowing. Good luck, it will never work. Unless you can train a potato.

[@TheWaynos73]

Joe dipped into Hunter’s crack stash for the State of the Union 😂😂

[@davidseals4898]

I'm having a bet that biden wanders off like a moth towards the lights on camera's after half hour

[@OIllllO]

@davidseals4898 There will be no little kids around to distract him.

[@richardharner6927]

Can he hold it for 90 minutes.

[@davidtanguis4247]

You won’t see Biden all week he’s in training for that hour

[@MeowingKittyCat]

I guess that means that Kamala is in charge for the whole week. 😧

[@mildredkrisik8888]

We don't even miss him.

[@LovelyAbyssinianCat-ye6bd]

Kamala can talk about the big yellow electric school buses

[@offgridwithdj4877]

Permanent stain in his drawers as well. A soggy. stinky, brown stain.

[@turnerfamilyinozi]

Yet it is the Trump cultists that wear diapers to support him.

[@maxwellcrazycat9204]

The original Soggy Bottom Boy.

[@inthelandofmorethansmall7582]

Ew.

[@babion9479]

We need about a million more Alex Steins

[@55points]

Trumps first answer should be "well Donna Brazille didnt give me the questions ahead of time to prepare for, so here is my answer" We will see dark brandon losing it for sure.

[@deniswauchope3788]

I wonder if Biden will even be able to hear Trump's words- he might be given a script that only addresses what the "moderators" ask him. That's if the Biden we see isn't a body double (Hollywood masks are so real now that it's almost impossible to tell when they're being worn.)

[@TheeeeLastToFall]

Biden's human suit is failing- lizard 🦎 person inside needs a new human suit 😂

[@_wokeweaklingscryoverwords_]

😆

[@turnerfamilyinozi]

@@_wokeweaklingscryoverwords_ What would you say if Biden bought a registered sex offender onto the stage to support him?

[@xenatron9056]

What do you think they are doing at the beach house? Grilling steaks??? Dude, they are getting a new actor ready. It's not about Joe, it's about the new guy convincing us that he is the real Joe... you know, things like special memories and landmark events in his life that he can call upon in his rambling....

[@nomyafiftyonefifty8081]

They wil probably bring out the " angry" biden lookalike

[@FredSherman-k7l]

He is way past a stain. He is ROT on display.

[@jonrend]

Darn, he was on some good speed in the State of the Union lol

[@chrisb9122]

Im on the toilet taking a biden right now.

[@maxwellcrazycat9204]

It was Nadler until Biden took over. Whelp. Gotta run. The baby just Nadlered/Bidened his diaper.

[@UglyFatTrucker]

Slidin a Biden

[@UglyFatTrucker]

Dont forget to wipe your Obama

[@kimknowles3681]

President takes a week plus off to practice for a debate. What about doing your job to run the country. About as awful as you can get.

[@raallen1468]

OBama is the one running the country; NOT Joe. OBama has an office just a few feet from The Oval Office & an apartment @ The White House.

[@jecs2123]

Drugs kicking in

[@GeraldBoone-qy2yt]

Brandon will be drugged to the max!?

[@mtn.lion_bait]

He had a lifetime to "practice standing up" and needs to go back to his basement.

[@robertjohansson4644]

I can't wait for the debate

[@j.d.harvis9184]

This 1st debate will probably get more ratings than the entire Olympics.

[@ilonkastille2993]

They will make sure he won’t fall on the podium.i just hope that Trump be VERY calm, weighs his words and does not insult Biden.

[@Wahinies]

All he has to do is focus on the positivity of the American spirit, no insults needed. Some things Trump says are cringy but nobody is perfect. Neither one will have a perfect performance but only one has been completely coherent and clear in caring about his own country.

[@ilonkastille2993]

@@Wahinies Trump is not a politician, that is the reason . He is just himself and calls a spade a spade. Once people understand that , he would be accepted because all he wants is to save his country from these people who are facilitating the enemies of America to destroy the country. Everyone should understand that. Once America is gone, the whole Western world will go down the drain. What is going on in the US is also going on in other Western countries. It is scary. I hope it is not too late.

[@lizkirk4054]

The Tv audience will be able to tell if he’s been given something….

[@georgiabrown9210]

They might be able to tell, but the press will deny

[@badcp455]

I would say that the "President" shouldn't have to practice STANDING UP, but KZbin mods will punish me for "Cyber-Bullying" their candidate.

[@7Rpm]

I'm sure that CNN is telling the Biden team exactly what questions will be asked.

[@edmal5870]

I am willing to bet the CNN jacka$$es have been collaborating with Old Creepy Joe’s staff on the questions he will be asked and the questions that Trump will be asked. I wouldn’t put it past these corrupt mind-numbing CNN a$$holes to be orchestrating the debate prep at Camp David. FJB! 🖕🏼

[@justice2255]

BODY DOUBLE

[@sueanndelozier8385]

Made by AI.

[@LostPlanet2024]

They're practicing not pants crapping for 90 minutes....

[@ThePiratemachine]

"Dull" is the word for Biden. Totally uninspiring. Can't see how the kids would vote for him.

[@andyquelch5754]

Drugs help with speed talking

[@reemsmith3556]

Spot on!

[@Giversum]

We all know damn well that CNN had sent Joe's mis-administration the questions they will ask him for his debate prep.

[@kevinweakley2852]

One week to work on Joe’s dosage….good idea !

[@Falconlibrary]

Cutting off the mikes in-between answers is a hidden gift to Trump. His habit of interrupting others is seen as unpresidential, but CNN is going to help him curb that bad habit. I predict Biden will forget the mikes are switched off and will have several angry outbursts that will be alarming to anyone with a brain and eyes.

[@dazjackson1972]

Trump should insist on mandatory drug testing! 😂

[@darrellwampler3882]

They are forewarned but chose to innore FACTS

[@JaxFacts-4you]

It won't be live. It'll have a lag so they can edit out Biden's gaffes. He'll have earplugs to be fed the answers. They'll rehearse answers to prepared questions. 😂

[@annmarie3520]

I think he needs practice in more than standing up!!! He’s made a mess of things in our country in the last 3 plus years!☹ Good riddance Joe! Hello President Trump 2024!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@sophial.2438]

They better not feed Biden for 24 hours or he'll be pooping on stage.

[@devestv]

Let's not forget Communist News Network already gave ChiMo Joe the questions.

[@mistervacation23]

Another stain on the old Banner

[@walterleamy4623]

Poo poo diapers will be just fine. He will show up and not die. Mission accomplished

[@pegwoods8935]

This will not be a debate. There will not be any back and forth discussion since the mikes will be turned off. Plus no audience, no notes, no teleprompters. But I would check them both out for ear pieces etc. I am sure that Joe has all the questions to go over the answers.

[@camiray2687]

They will have to make sure all his answers are yes or all his answers are no. Beyond that he's clueless.

[@chevelle11b43]

As Americans, we really shit our pants with Biden

[@turnerfamilyinozi]

What would you say if Biden bought a registered sex offender onto the stage to support him?

[@christineturner4011]

TRUMP will bury Biden in a debate.🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@GaryLabandter]

Good 4 u guys! Thx

[@jimsears324]

The obvious problem is that CNN's Crapper won't be asking any relevant questions.

[@andywells397]

I've set my alarm to watch it from the uk on friday😂

[@zanycatswelove]

Love you Rita!

[@michellebayley5551]

truly embarrassing people out there, Alex Good work standing up to the idiocracy crowd

[@markhughes7273]

Don’t crap your pants on stage Joe !

[@dazjackson1972]

He'd also better practice wiping his own bottom - in case he needs to take a bathroom break without his nurse.

[@frickpoo6644]

Body doubles

[@gjle]

No joke here. What drugs will Biden be on to get through the debate?

[@BillFlynn-is4xv]

it's a 'look over there and don't look over here' if anyone has been around for a few years, we know.

[@FreddyJong-co6cb]

I'm first 😂😂❤😂😂❤😂😂😂❤😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@sandysandy7886]

We practice “ standing tolerance” with patients at the skilled nursing rehab, before discharging them home.

[@KatharineShaw-z8u]

It sounds more like an interview with Biden and Trump than a debate.

[@tammyscott3706]

Debate is Thursday, not Friday like this headline says.

[@matthewgodwin3050]

I can't believe my parents voted for Brandon. They would never have done that when they were alive.

[@lmr6996]

A lectern stands upon a podium. The podium is what one walks upon to take their position at the lectern.

[@geneinman4488]

I was told an old saying by this old Italian Man ???? First one talk’s Loses! Trump ? Let Binden do the talking ?? The public will have the truth then .

[@ronwilson5906]

When is the debate your banner says Biden and Trump prepare for Friday's debate, but everything I've read says the debate is Thursday.

[@stevegribbs4265]

Put them all in jail that ripped his name apart

[@jasonyoung2121]

He will have to stand up for 90 minutes during the debate with trump on the 27th

[@dhm7815]

This is Trump's opportunity to speak in front of (which means "to") the Americans who consider him Hitler. We need Salesman Trump to charm them.

[@kimberlainodriscoll4781]

The stain will be from the brown stuff pooling at Sippy Cup's feet.

[@ivanapekarovicova5438]

I wonder what they figure to cancel the debate

[@JaniceVineyard-kf6wm]

They are rehearsing his way out of the debate.

[@joemoore7447]

Human skidmark

[@exalted-champion-of-grinch]

He must have borrowed some of Hunter's crack.

[@rochford59]

Can' t wait for that first debate,God knows,we could do with some decent entertainment!!...hope Bidens got his teleprompter charged up' his gonna' need it😁

[@MOUNTAINOUS]

other news said they will be sitting for this debate.

[@elmermitchell8265]

Just the fact that they say he’s practicing standing up is an embarrassment for America. I can’t believe the situation the world is in because of him.

[@johnene]

I really hope Trump brings his own film crew.

[@stronzer59]

0:39 when is it summer in the US?? June and the office fires are still roaring??? What???

[@Tree.house424]

This could be one of the best comedy sketch to watch

[@donaldmartinez5252]

This will be anything but a fair debate. Joe is getting all the questions and answers at camp David. He is not practicing standing 😂😂😂😂😂