Stalins Children - Hoi4 MP In A Nutshell

[@NemsWorld]

"I conquered that land."

[@Bm-yz3hd]

406 likes and no comments

[@Nothing71560]

@@Bm-yz3hd true

[@faustogiorno2300]

@@Bm-yz3hd fake

[@Bm-yz3hd]

So is this a hacking comment thread now cause I really wanna hack the UN, who else is up for it

[@philip8498]

@@arlokamden3692 your right no one gives a damn

[@justinspeaks.1652]

Stalin: *"We're gonna build a big wall of bodies, and it's gonna be huge and it's gonna be beautiful and Germany will pay for it in blood"*

[@mr.wright8363]

Best part, trump voice dressed in USSR, made me laugh way harder that it should have

[@justinspeaks.1652]

@@mr.wright8363 Glad you enjoyed the image.

[@mr.wright8363]

o7@@justinspeaks.1652

[@thedemonlord275]

Sounds more awesome than it should

[@bobhotpocket1875]

its going to be hye-ug

[@pascals.7481]

Just imagine new Zealand pulling up on the Eastern front and be like This is mine now and sits there

[@terrariabookshhelf6317]

HALLO bring in the katyusha, this man about to be reddified

[@edp-xo1on]

New Zealand: (⌐■-■)

[@ijent3819]

Boi that's what we long to do

[@Shogundelogan]

4:36 The Soviet union and USA debate the most effective form of economy, 1936, colorised

[@Robert53area]

And soviet union one in this timeline

[@janehrahan5116]

"If we destroy incentives for production then force people to work we will be more effective" "that's not how it works!" "That's how it works" "Thats not how it works at all"

[@soyderiverdeliverybeaver8941]

LMFAO thank you for this comment

[@MaxwellTornado]

@@janehrahan5116 Brilliant way to completely misunderstand socialism.

[@janehrahan5116]

@@MaxwellTornado slightly oversimplified and results focused description, yes. Completely misunderstood no...

[@MoonatikYT]

Videos like this makes me wonder what would happen if all the world's leaders were constantly in one big voice call.

[@hairohukosu433]

*chaos*

[@ryuhouse7076]

Chrchl: Sending ships Htlr: U wot? Chrchl: Lol, look, Berlin fallen

[@youknowihadtodoittoem3579]

@@ryuhouse7076 *htlr has left the chat*

[@thefakebarrybonz4492]

Stalin: hey fdr Fdr: what Stalin: look at your ideology Fdr: oh fuck you Fdr has left the chat Earl browser has joined the chat

[@Daniel-bb9qj]

I’m just imaging Churchill in a discord server on his premade britainware desktop

[@beknown63]

Bo: *looks at Jagdtiger* Bo: yep, I want 20 of those in every division

[@mattevans4377]

Don't you mean ISU-152, and I mean the WoT one with the BL-10 troll cannon.

[@danielt2505]

@@mattevans4377 WoT is inaccurate and there is only one version of the 152mm beast. In WT there are like 2 - 3 versions acording to reality

[@comradeivan9326]

the ISU-152 in HOI4 is heavy self propelled artillery 2 though

[@thepruh1151]

@@danielt2505 i thought it had 2 versions, the long 152 and the shorter 152

[@danielt2505]

@@thepruh1151 SU 152, ISU 152, ISU 152 - 2 (only 1 piece though was made), Objekt 704 and lastly ISU 152M

[@CallingSkoot]

>Literally builds a human bridge to get to Japan Also love the new Mexico ball

[@erwinrommel6561]

Well it's kinda accurate

[@equilintogo5378]

Kublai Khan: Is it possible to learn this power?

[@independentrogue]

"да comrade. We are dug in all the way from Minsk to Moscow with no gaps. There's so many conscripts in these trenches that you could walk over them. Also don't forget about the tank trenches that are hidden within the other trenches. There are layers upon layers of entrenchment." -Joseph Stalin speaking to FDR in 1942

[@callummurrayofficialyoutub1369]

Brilliant!

[@thefakebarrybonz4492]

Russian miners being conscripted 1943 colorised

[@papagaiofilmes6642]

@@shashwatsinha2704 nobody cares

[@elbeto191291]

Kursk salient defensive system, 1943, colorized

[@KiwiMapper]

I see nothing wrong with New Zealand owning Bulgaria, perfectly natural

[@archyneverpicked]

We're the natural overlords of Bulgaria, after all

[@rhysstanley7387]

yeh gonna open up a fish and chips shop in Bulgaria boyz.

[@archyneverpicked]

@@rhysstanley7387 Paua fritters and pavlova comin' to Sofia. Ka pai, bro

[@tfit6766]

"I conquered that land."

[@tristane3444]

Perfectly balanced

[@Bokoen1]

How did it get 2 likes before I got onto this page, what Also demonetized after 600 views, very cool KZbin. EDIT: Remonetized after 93k views. Thank you KZbin, very cool

[@AadronPic]

Cuz we're autistic

[@oofeyghost]

Bokoen1 magic

[@namelessguy9441]

I dont know, this is youtube

[@legioxiiigemina2845]

hello and good night

[@greekguy5647]

I Love this stuff pleas make more

[@nicholas209]

"Defense is the best offense" Rogal Dorn approves

[@ГригорийГ-ч4н]

So Hitler is Perturabo who could be a painter (architect) but instead went crazy dictator?

[@alextricity7493]

Rogal Dorn: building a bridge of conscripts would be highly ineffective. The human body would not be strong enough to hold nearly the number or troops necessary to invade a country. The Emperor: It was a joke you fucking yellow shit stain Rogal Dorn: Father I am not a colored stain of excremente The Emperor: Oh my fucking me

[@AbyssWatcher745]

*Happy gasmask noises*

[@ladywaffle2210]

Let the Sons of Dorn play with their toy fortress and sand-castles. We White Scars will be riding to meet the enemy.

[@CallingSkoot]

"I am the court" - Comrade Palpabo 2019

[@agustinmendoza7968]

"Not yet"

[@CallingSkoot]

@@agustinmendoza7968 "It's treason then." *screeching noises*

[@imreallynoob8311]

-GreatWars : Revenge of the USSR

[@v44n7]

I ussualy play USSR with grand battle plan, man, the AI can do anything, you are literally impenetrable, I feel like I am cheating. Entrenchment mechanics are broken AF. BTW first video I saw from you! new sub!

[@vojtechkorhon4159]

Let the ai play hoi4, you're playing minecraft

[@capitain9996]

@@vojtechkorhon4159 XD

[@Ethan-qo2ge]

The real reason that the Axis lost because they did not have Iwo Jima

[@Gamer-cb6yg]

Wait they d-

[@funnyandclevername5599]

**You’re dragged away by 2 FBI agents**

[@oleanderkazzy_]

Ah yes I remember when Neville Chamberlain prolonged the Munich Agreement for 5 hours because he lost his pen only to burst into hysterical laughter when the German representative complained

[@m1neh841]

Don’t tell KZbin, the moment they see a video called “Stalin’s children,” it’ll get demonetized

[@m1neh841]

Michael Martin true

[@mattevans4377]

You realize youtube is owned by the communists right? Or should that be left?

[@Bokoen1]

I mean it was demonetized after 600 views.... Sucks to be me

[@m1neh841]

Bokoen1 well that bridge of conscripts to Japan didn’t help...

[@Gapeagle]

@@RealKynan Yeah, it sounds stupid, but it's true that the Hammer and Sickle doesn't get demonetized, but the Swastika does.

[@yanxishan6575]

I love how already at 1:49 you can see that the Chinese player has a gap in their Yellow River line near Guangrao and the Japanese can advance through there unopposed, and this unfolds into the encirclement we see later.

[@bobo5580]

1:33 "I'm sorry I lost my mouse" That's basically the UK during appeasement

[@shashwatsinha2704]

Nic3

[@hornet370]

except they didnt hold the agreement

[@hanzohattori4078]

When you tell America there wasn't any oil in Germany: 9:53

[@lukedufaur5368]

WE GOT IWO JIIIMAAA DUUDEE!! *really close to mic* IWWOOOOO. JIIIIMAAAAA DUUUUUUDEEEEEEE!!!! *blowing*

[@ryanmurray6447]

British Communist WE GOT A ORIGINAL COMMENT DUDE!!!

[@lucasharvey8990]

@@ryanmurray6447 Hater: makes fun of person's comment for being unoriginal Hater: ignores the fact he's also being unoriginal and it doesn't matter

[@ryanmurray6447]

Lucas Harvey never seen my comment before, if u have, where?

[@gevkrusty2906]

7:47 This encirclement was brought to you by OKMO. OKMO, We are the children of Stalin.

[@notfelix5106]

Nobody: UK: OMFG CAN YOU MICRO College and Cho King: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@BoneziusPilatuz]

"I despise you, I should have pulled out the moment I said it." Who are you, my father?

[@stitch2k1]

American Disney Land is just as bad as the French one. It's Disney World you wanna go to.

[@Dannymiles1987]

Anaheim is very nice. Just very busy

[@rednovastrum2475]

the florida disney world is even worse cause of how crowded it is compare to anaheim

[@flackanders4768]

As an American I can say... (clears throat) This is a BRUH moment

[@AltoStratusX1]

@@rednovastrum2475 And because its Florida....

[@RandomPerson-jo7cw]

New Zeland, the 3rd non-European colonial power

[@rhysstanley7387]

were about to end this whole man's career.

[@exaid0556]

And the only one to have colonies in Europe.

[@SolarFlareAmerica]

I mean giving your entire army ISU-152s IS superior firepower doctrine tho.

[@Robert53area]

Is it though if its 4x4 infantry...

[@joecool2810]

robert goodman It is if you forget that they fire a gun so big that you can fit in it.

[@cheezewafflz7306]

The Mexico CB got that club penguin hat. Nice.

[@noneofyourbusiness9489]

Eleventy-billion Chesty Puller-D Chess by Dressel with that heavy AA.

[@gernico13]

Holy shit, It's been two years? It feels like this released yesterday.

[@renegade2110]

Two years later and I am still surprised to hear Cho King and College actually pissed

[@GoodwinGhost]

As someone who's great grandfather fought on iwo jima, I love the meme status it's been given

[@generaldoomer2455]

Ayyy mine too

[@sol2544]

Mine didnt but he survived pearl harbor 🇺🇸

[@aa-sw5vk]

Whe you get A+ on geography and history just from playing HOI4

[@honokasawada9170]

Actually true wtf

[@kgallagher-wj8qt]

Stalin Monopoly. Rules: Give all property to state Give all money to state Remove get out of jail card Win by filing bankruptcy and destroying capitalism

[@jacintovski]

Nope. Jail is gulag. Every card is "go to gulag"

[@tenacity25]

communopoly

[@ASillyHistoryBuff]

That random moment when the Kiwis conquer a piece of Bulgaria Oh the memes Your videos leave me struggling to breathe but I thank you nonetheless Bo!

[@martynaskersys2960]

“I qoncuered that land” 10:13

[@ryder1295]

I know its kind of cliche but I have had severe depression for the past few years and these videos have helped me a lot as of recently. Please don't stop making them.

[@chickensforthechickengod9337]

WW1? Please try Entrenched russia 2: electric boogaloo

[@aidenantley2373]

10:02 All I'm gonna say is...... *Rightfull New Zealand Clay*

[@wolfi6467]

Hey Bokoen you might want to take a look at the description! Edit: He corrected it.

[@yoavmor9002]

Why?

[@iivaultz6951]

What was it

[@Grasshopper7649]

Why? What was it

[@eineperson9849]

"I I guess we'll never know..."

[@wolfi6467]

@@eineperson9849 It was the description of the previous episode before changing it afaik

[@davidduchesne8421]

You sound like a mad scientist with that entrenchment talk. I love it lol

[@Gia1911Logous]

Bo uploaded on 2 am Me: guess I'll stay up a few mins Not

[@bruceismay5440]

3:34 Did you know a major part of the battle of the Marne in ww1 happened right where the French Disney world was built

[@sammyboi2951]

9:45 -Cho King: "You're breaking me right now" One of the reasons why this video got demonetized.

[@henrichvonruben9114]

"I Conquered that land" "I shed that skin"

[@kerlkirill]

8:02 Not Tuta, It's Tula... I'm living here :с

[@krzakowocowy7923]

5:30 Bo predicted the NSB entrenhment meta 3 years before it happened

[@immunized1600]

Hear me and rejoice! You have had the privilege of being saved by the Great Leader. You may think this is suffering. No... It is salvation. The universal scales tip toward balance because of your sacrifice. Smile... for even in death, you have become children of Stalin!

[@Arexsis]

Holy shit this is one of the funniest vids you've put out to date. Lots of good friendly rage, and glorious STALINIUM powered memes

[@sweetpotato3286]

10:00 put it in the history books. Everyone will remember this day. November 26th, 1944, the day New Zealand conquered Bulgaria in WW2

[@Man2quilla]

"Low Manpower" *has 1.8 million manpower*

[@Normal_Boii]

Bo: thank you Braun, very cool Us: thank you cool, very Braun

[@thefirstprimariscatosicari6870]

5:32 Rogal Dorn, is that you?

[@mcompasss]

*uses swastika in video*Gets ads *Crab Rave*

[@Coinfliptails]

5:51 So you basically said you're making a long river. Here's an idea. What if..they build a bridge..

[@jonasfree2]

I love this episode, can't wait for Bo to do this again and rewrite the meta with Grand Battle Plan Soviet Union

[@TravisBroski]

You guys gotta do Chinese warlords and see who overcomes all of China.

[@chatainpale4649]

Can we expect imperator rome gameplay in the future?

[@thegamingrhino5864]

Iwo Jima 2: The Return of Dressel

[@calorinedarkness5232]

Id watch that.

[@guleble6000]

Cho King sounds like he’s launching even though he is angry

[@Sniper13111]

Dressel arguing about holding the studetenland decision is like Hitler saying “I WANT THE STUDETENLAND NOW”

[@sviatoslavs.1305]

Bo: *[wants some piercing]* Bo: "I will take the entire stock."

[@WilliamTehConqueror]

Fallout 4 Todd Howard: it just works Hoi4 Bo: that's how it works

[@steelwolf8853]

Love your videos Bo. You keep being you.

[@АдамХамлин]

3:12 Dressel: the court will decide ur fate Bo: I am the the court

[@zonnytiger2371]

Cho king is much more chill nowadays

[@r.o.b8728]

You know what’s funny Golden’s win rate

[@rarestpepe3917]

wierd that stalins children are on a vacation in siberia for 10 years already

[@Martyr_of_vigilance]

> be leader of a country in the allies > WWII breaks out >oh shit.jpeg >oh shit wait I can go to Disney land freely since I’m allied to America >feels good man

[@grisia9604]

NANANA the main point of this video is not the Stalin's children, it is the New Zealand said: I CONQUERED THE LAND

[@obnoxious_ottomens3139]

2:58 - 3:30 bokoen sounds like my dad

[@twotrucks5263]

Bo decided to revert to WW1 tactics and it somehow destroyed Germany

[@josephcola9662]

This was Godly. There are only three things that could top this: 6 research slot New Zealand, Manchu going Independence and winning, or the Soviets bringing back TROTSKY in MULTIPLAYER. Stalinium will prevail! Edit: You ever think you guys would try a Stellaris MP in a nutshell? Doesn't have to be in the near future, just, in a hypothetical future after a 64 bit update and some more dlc to flush out the game, would you guys ever try it?

[@Bokoen1]

I've already posted 1-2 videos on it! :)

[@josephcola9662]

@@Bokoen1 You plan on trying it again once they fix the current 2.2 fiasco and update the engine?

[@erickli1856]

SAY HELLO TO FORD AND GENERAL FUCKING MOTORS (BAND OF BROTHERS)

[@Merkhahba]

It was precisely at 6:09 when I realized that Bokoen1 is the same person as "Bo", AKA the USSR.

[@Cuheru]

This remains my favorite Hoi4 MP in a nutshell episode for some reason :D

[@polokratos8366]

And 4 monts later, 5:10 has become an actual strat...

[@TheColombianSpartan]

Now I envision just a horde of kids with big mustaches

[@AftermathRV]

"i gave them heavy TDs, those were called stalins children" no, those were called Space marines and most MPs bann them LUL Oh GOD the fact that this happened is amazing no hate btw i loved the video

[@MrTallformyheight]

I genuinely don’t see why USA was so upset with this strategy. The entrenchment bonus is stupid powerful

[@fabiodemon884]

4:10 *laugh intensifies Denmark: am i a joke to you?

[@deeznoots6241]

I just noticed the British countryball is wearing a helmet on top of a top hat

[@stevefrench8435]

That last minute was hilarious. "I'm gunna go nuclear on you if you don't shut the fuck up... HOLY SHIT AAAAGGGHHHHHHHH"

[@quintessentiallybritishGB]

Literally the small Italian tanks made of stallinium

[@zacharyzwigart4455]

Little did they know that the Grand Battle Plan would actually work. A Glorious Strat to be sure

[@bahrinadrian5072]

Wow, the allies did absolutely fuckall in this game

[@olleronn616]

Grand Battleplan Soviets slaps now after NSB so good on you being ahead of the curve Bo!

[@BoyanZhelyazkov_theDoctor]

"Defense is the best offense" - Marshal Henri Philippe Pétain, 1938, On the opening of the Maginot Line

[@curtisbrummitt5470]

You guys were laughing at my 「Stalin's Children」！You were laughing! But 「Stalin's Children」 are gods!

[@stuff3173]

When your nephew snaps your only defensive line keeping the Soviet's away from Berlin

[@bruh5912]

Can’t believe it’s been 3 years

[@therealnoiapah1788]

Bo needs to do this with the new dlc

[@SierraofTerra]

lmao the band of brothers lines

[@thomasciccaglione3673]

Please make a Part 2 called: "Stalin's Children go through puberty in Berlin 1945"

[@pvtnewb]

Bo is just recreating what actually happened IRL, Stalin spamming ISU-152s and 122s

[@russkayaimperiya5779]

We need a part 2 of this

[@LordGoblin9876]

TOO LAAAAAAAATE. I miss that alert

[@Toxic_donut1]

This is the best episode of the series

[@plumpstery5199]

I love the Mexico ball

[@ushank1n20]

"The best offense is a good defense". - Rogal BOrn

[@Anti-Furry-tm4tr]

This thumbnail!!!LOL!!!

[@Ottocide]

The little country balls are the best part of these videos