*stands up so fast that he goes to fucking space faster than kars going to fucking space*
@Bayle-the-Bread5 жыл бұрын
Yare yare daze *DEJA VU* I just hit an ambulance And Road roller came out from the Heaven
@skinnyreesespuff63125 жыл бұрын
Jolyne: I left something at the hotel. Jotaro: We aren't turning around now, we're 2 hours in. Jolyne: It's my dolphin plushie. Jotaro:
@imature50705 жыл бұрын
[EDIT]: I didn't think so many people would even bother to check replies under a comment which includes a character from part 6, which I hoped they ALREADY have read. Guess I was wrong. This comment includes a spoiler from that part, a MASSIVE one. don't read unless you have read the part. There, happy now, people who got spoilered hard by their own stupidity? And that's the real reason why they died in part 6
@UltimisRBX5 жыл бұрын
Jotaro Likes Dolphins
@amymiller41005 жыл бұрын
dubs for that comic need to use this song
@quaziludmillazaman95345 жыл бұрын
how did you....
@d4nkime5 жыл бұрын
Yare yare fucking Daze
@javivalladolid24594 жыл бұрын
Joseph: We have to travel to Egypt to save Holy. Kakyoin: How we can travel 50000 km in 50 days wihout taking any plane? Jotaro:
@isaacspurling79064 жыл бұрын
As of now 90 likes
@inspektor124 жыл бұрын
@SuperSansCraft 1212 thanks for that
@javivalladolid24594 жыл бұрын
@Minh Thìn Lê what's the problem?
@javivalladolid24594 жыл бұрын
@Minh Thìn Lê idk where I saw the 50000km
@alexth3legend7914 жыл бұрын
Javi Valladolid nice pfp brudda
@alonzorr10155 жыл бұрын
Dio: oh? You’re approaching me? Jotaro: no *engine turns on*
@zusatord7825 жыл бұрын
@@greywalker505 "Running is a good strategy"
@gdog81705 жыл бұрын
car: YES YES YES
@jonsohan19545 жыл бұрын
@@gdog8170 no no no it's not "cars" its *KARS*
@gdog81705 жыл бұрын
@@jonsohan1954 you are right i forgot
@SamaelVR4 жыл бұрын
Jotaro: I can't overtake you without getting closer to the guardrail.
@m.huseinaqilah17175 жыл бұрын
I wanna see DIO drifting on a *R O A D R O L L E R*
@gagthys21785 жыл бұрын
not going to ruin 69 likes
@zerugaming9414 жыл бұрын
Do You like.. *MY ROAD ROLLER?*
@Markus_Shepard4 жыл бұрын
Reminds me scene from "Nu pogodi!" kzbin.info/www/bejne/nmfZk6djfpqcbZo
@Somerandomdude____4 жыл бұрын
@@n3tw0rk_3rr0r n I c e e e e e
@animations-ew4yf4 жыл бұрын
i showed this song to a cripple now they're *STANDING PROUND*
@agamelongname9144 жыл бұрын
Imagine Star Platinum is actually driving the car while Jotaro just sits on the hood menacingly
@weebiest2394 жыл бұрын
Beutiful
@Saur4 жыл бұрын
That is EXACTLY how it would go down! XD
@duxhunt4 жыл бұрын
Jotaro t-poses on the car roof to assert more dominance
@pathakharsh52704 жыл бұрын
this needs a FANART RIGHT NOW!!!!
@thepinkbucket62504 жыл бұрын
ORA! *initiates a sick drift*
@iqbalfitri69095 жыл бұрын
Dio: OH HO YOU"RE DRIFTING CLOSE TO ME? Jotaro: I can't beat the Shingo out of you without getting any closer.
@kingkv35 жыл бұрын
No it’s Dio:OH HO YOU’RE DRIFTING CLOSE TO ME Jotaro:I can’t overtake you if I don’t drift closer
@timothygooding95445 жыл бұрын
@@kingkv3 still badass
@UselessBrit5 жыл бұрын
@@kingkv3 "OH HO, Then drift as close as you like"
@kingcrimson70145 жыл бұрын
Dio: Should we compare our drifting skills?
@GuestC-jj8jn5 жыл бұрын
Jotaro: I can't get Shingo points without getting any closer.
@vietcong83565 жыл бұрын
Will you drift on the left track? NO! NO! NO! The right one? NO! NO! NO! MULTI TRACK DRIFTING!!?? YES! YES! YES! *YES!*
@CobaltFyrestone5 жыл бұрын
Yes, yes yes. Oh my god.
@CutmanXNZ4 жыл бұрын
Are You Going To Do That "Vroom Vroom" Thing? Yes, Yes, Yes, Oh My God
*Dio takes a corner across multiple lanes in his ZA DRIFTO* Jotaro: "So, it's the same type of vehicle as Car Platinum."
@toast.errm5554 жыл бұрын
I dont know whether to laugh or just fucking die
@murasakilancelot79094 жыл бұрын
@@toast.errm555 Both
@toast.errm5554 жыл бұрын
@@murasakilancelot7909 fair enough
@temporalCaster3 жыл бұрын
Fuckin CAR PLATINUM
@tbk17823 жыл бұрын
You make me wanna commit murder
@Darkred285 жыл бұрын
Jojo Part 1: Phantom Drift Jojo Part 2: Racetrack Tendency Jojo Part 3: Asphalt Crusaders Jojo Part 4: Gearshift is Unbreakable Jojo Part 5: Golden Rims Jojo Part 6: Stone Guardrail Jojo Part 7: Steel Clutch Run Jojo Part 8: Vroomvroomlion Jojo Part 9: Vroomvroom Lands
@salmanmahyuddin83845 жыл бұрын
spin off: Thus Drift! Rohan Kishibe
@notthirdreich90755 жыл бұрын
Check Engine Light Feedback
@exzyyd3925 жыл бұрын
Drift Man's Questions
@mateojugo50305 жыл бұрын
part 4 and 3 shouldve been switched
@MrNickPresley5 жыл бұрын
Vroomvroomlion made me laugh. You get a like.
@marciosales40485 жыл бұрын
This is a good car? *Yeah, of course! This engine have two hundred hol horses of power!*
@athetos67175 жыл бұрын
200 Whole Horses?! Nani?!
@mattfriesen95355 жыл бұрын
Now, are we talking about *the ENTIRE HORSE* ?
@kingkv35 жыл бұрын
But can the horse... *USE SPIN POWER?!?!?*
@MJT-DA5 жыл бұрын
@@kingkv3 You thought is was a horse? *BUT IT WAS ME DIO!!*
@plastic_love_5 жыл бұрын
massacred horse @Marcio Sales *SLAP CARS*
@Raivon3 жыл бұрын
Jotaro: We're going to Egypt to kill Dio Joseph: On a plane, right? Jotaro: Joseph: *_On a plane, right?_*
@kgwkk23 жыл бұрын
No! No! No! No!
@cliff_guygames40273 жыл бұрын
Jotaro when they crash: “This is all your fault I’m never flying on a plane with you again”
@0ccasional_j0353 жыл бұрын
"not with your record, JIJI"
@Gass0208 Жыл бұрын
*F-MEGA INTENSIFIES*
@StickMaster5005 жыл бұрын
I won’t let you finish this remix by using the powers of *_『ZA DRIFTO』_*
@woogj5 жыл бұрын
*Bites Za Drifto* shit wrong part nvm
@MJT-DA5 жыл бұрын
Yo where Justin Y at?
@demonx37795 жыл бұрын
Sono chi no Kiouku remix when
@j0lel6665 жыл бұрын
Dorifto*
@andromalius275 жыл бұрын
I believe you meant 『D R I F T O C R I M I S O N』 I'll see myself out
@sirloinofbeef96835 жыл бұрын
"Your toyota overdrive is no match for my mitsubishi stand!"
@rampaget84374 жыл бұрын
*A Za Warudo colored Evo appears*
@ГонщикНелегальный-з1б4 жыл бұрын
Jotaro: hold my black-purple Carrera GT (I actually have this car in Most Wanted,dumped every junkman part into it,let's say that it's a Requiem)
@PLAYERspr4 жыл бұрын
So, ur toyota is the same type as mine, except 1 door
@Payday54 жыл бұрын
@@rampaget8437 za warudo is yellow, while evo in initial D is the evo5, GT2000 confirmed?
@kamuiwreal4 жыл бұрын
Hyundio has entered the server
@xx_isabel_the_wolf_xx38695 жыл бұрын
If Jotaro played F-MEGA with Kakyoin Kakyoin: "I've memorized every secret in this track Jotaro, your chances of coming out on top are none to zero" Jotaro: "i won't need them to beat you, I'll be the tortoise to your hair" Kakyoin: "oh? Heh, you always were a cocky bastard JoJo"
@groovyfox28895 жыл бұрын
If Statdust Crusaders was about racing instead of Stand battles. Better yet, if the Stands themselves were racing cars.
@ericandfamily37724 жыл бұрын
If I was the OP, I would heart this.
@artemanhaoliva40454 жыл бұрын
@@groovyfox2889 wheel of fortune's bizarre adventure
@ColdmanOrleans4 жыл бұрын
What if dio join the game? Dio: WRYYYYY Kakyoin: NANI! RODA ROLLA DRIFTO?
@SnappleRyRy894 жыл бұрын
Serect yur kurr
@DotaWatafak5 жыл бұрын
Me: You cant turn every JOJO ost into Eurobeat... TurboAutism: Hold my Stand,
@ronitdsouza57215 жыл бұрын
Use this in a video of yours please
@lorddashdonalddappington26535 жыл бұрын
@@c0nfuser112 Bro... Which one please link me.
@Spixiez5 жыл бұрын
*IF YOU GUYS DIDNT REALIZE, HE IS A POPULAR KZbinR SO YOU HAVE TO LIKE HIS COMMENT*
Part 1: Phantom Driver Part 2: Gasoline Stream Part 3: Highway Crusaders Part 4: Tires are unbreakable Part 5: Golden Drift Part 6: Asphalt Ocean Part 7: Steal all bumps Part 8: Go, Go like a Lion Part 9: Turbo Lands
@cloverdove4 жыл бұрын
Ok "steal all bumps" was really good
@isaacspurling79064 жыл бұрын
What about poor jojolion?
@thewarriorpizza83234 жыл бұрын
@@isaacspurling7906 Dont worry Ringo I got you
@ps2bndled4 жыл бұрын
More like Sand-dune Crusaders since they, you know, traveled through a desert.
@性に目覚めたチャルロス3 жыл бұрын
part 9 : Drift Lands
@Waverider-Zeta5 жыл бұрын
Takumi's dad, Bunta, was voiced by Old Joseph. Ryosuke, the last racer to beat, was voiced by Dio. IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.
@takumeme5455 жыл бұрын
Rip unsho ishizuka
@salmanmahyuddin83845 жыл бұрын
Diosuke: NANI?! HAMON OVAADORIFTO!!!!
@orcastrike77505 жыл бұрын
I knew about Ryosuke, but Bunta too? Wow
@azkakhairi77395 жыл бұрын
@@salmanmahyuddin8384 Shit this comment got me really hard
@CaptainSpadaro5 жыл бұрын
OH MY GOOOOODDDDD
@SaltySlice5 жыл бұрын
With this, Star Platinum’s speed would be terrifying
Pfft imagine what it can do when rapping dream's done with it...what with speed of kirby or speed of ferrit only matching up to ,000000000000001/10¹⁰⁰ of its speed manipulation
@SwagNinjaSigma4 жыл бұрын
JoJo part 1 : Drifty Blood JoJo part 2 : Handbrake Tendency JoJo part 3 : Racetrack Crusaders JoJo part 4 : Transmission is Unshiftable JoJo part 5 : Golden Tyres JoJo part 6 : Stone Wheels JoJo part 7 : Spin Out Run JoJo part 8 : GoGolion
@oliverhill94662 жыл бұрын
And then part 9: GoGolands
@Cool1st7 ай бұрын
Speeding tendency
@michaelphelps36275 жыл бұрын
alternate universe where wheel of fortune gets the requiem arrow
@IceBear-pl2mp4 жыл бұрын
Oh FUCK
@EASIllinois4 жыл бұрын
how do you stab a car with an arrow
@designator74024 жыл бұрын
@@EASIllinois an arrow goes through most car chasis *easily*. Well, depending on the bow, I guess, but it shouldn't be an issue if you really want to.
@temporalCaster3 жыл бұрын
@@EASIllinois it wouldn't have to stab the car, since Yoshikage Kira gets Bites the Dust from piercing himself with the arrow and that kinda acts like a requiem stand (granting him the thing he desires most in that moment) without the inherently broken aspects of GER
@blitz74883 жыл бұрын
@@temporalCaster bro just let the arrow drive wdym
@esteban84715 жыл бұрын
Dio: Oh? You're approaching me? Instead of slowing down, you're driving towards me? Jotaro: I can't pedal the metal out of you without getting closer!
@choysakanto67925 жыл бұрын
Mazda RX7 engine: MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA! AE86 engine: ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!
@ethanharris19035 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ, why is this funny?
@doubledio30615 жыл бұрын
imtoolazytothinkofaname holy shit I thought you were me
@ariaakee5 жыл бұрын
Jomar Bisnar the more accurate RX-7 sound is a lifetime long WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
@lorenzocampici78855 жыл бұрын
OH HO! THEN REV IT UP AS YOU PLEASE
@mr.mondomacho68154 жыл бұрын
Old Joseph: “Jotaro, why’d you leave your kid behind? Morioh seems nice enough, but that’s bad parenting.” Jotaro: “What are you talking about, old man? Jolyne’s back at home with her mother.” Old Joseph: “I was talking about Koichi.” Jotaro:
@amadeuszmajewski35513 жыл бұрын
XDDDDDDDD nice
@Magestig5 жыл бұрын
*_When you realize Ryosuke Takahashi's voice actor is same as Dio's_*
@gustiwidyanta54925 жыл бұрын
Bunta's voice actor is the same as Joseph, too.
@lokhim7115 жыл бұрын
RIP bunta’s voice actor ;-;
@aspirineye34125 жыл бұрын
And hair color
@woos0575 жыл бұрын
You were expecting Ryosuke, but it was me DIO!!!
@ellis40915 жыл бұрын
@@woos057 Keisuke in the background:Aniki,what are you doing?
@KyuKel5 жыл бұрын
Who remembers Wheel of Fortune? Me neither
@Lezordo5 жыл бұрын
“I did it part 3 is over!”
@Lezordo5 жыл бұрын
Yednnek12 You burrowed into the ground using star platinum! So the only thing that burned up was your jacket!
@zachion2105 жыл бұрын
that fucking random
@Jevix-xl1tx5 жыл бұрын
Damn never new JoJo had a collaboration with Pixar to put a cars 4 tease in that episode
@herohamza11964 жыл бұрын
Also 'Born this way'
@sirtheo3rd4 жыл бұрын
Jotaro:starts the engine Engine: ORARARARARA ORAAAAA
@alejandrolozano49194 жыл бұрын
Speed platinum troomTroomTrooMTroom TROOOOM
@dragonkingcc87955 жыл бұрын
Jotaro has to enter a street racing tournament to win the cash prize for his mom's hospital expenses, using his car Star Platinum, he will beat the previous champion: DIO.
@groovyfox28895 жыл бұрын
He is mentored by the legendary Joseph Joestar, the racer who beat the Aztec Gods of Drifting and bested their champion Kars on a climactic race through a volcano.
@foldabotZ4 жыл бұрын
DIO Brando, who narrowly defeated Joseph's grandfather Jonathan Joestar, in a final race on an extremely large boat in the Atlantic that resulted in Jonathan's death.
@MrAnub1s4 жыл бұрын
@@groovyfox2889 and, after being retired for over than 30 years, has to help Jotaro with his friend, Mohammed Abdul, who is another racer, friend of JoJo.
@boid97614 жыл бұрын
Beating several racers along the way, and losing several friends from car accidents, Jotaro manages to reach his final frontier. A Last Stand race with the racing champion DIO, in the streets of Cairo, Egypt. It a twist of events, DIO has been preparing for this very moment, besting Joseph, and even stealing the parts of his car to improve his own.
@boid97614 жыл бұрын
The team struggled with the champion, even causing one of their allies, Kakyoin, to crash into a dead end. However, his death was not in vain, for he have discovered the secret technique of Dio's car, Za Forudo. He uses his nitrous in such a way that he will be boosted So fast, time itself will seem to come to a screeching halt, however he can't use this longer than 5 seconds or he will run out of gas, but thanks to the parts he stole from Joseph's car, that time significantly improved. And he was only defeated, when Jotaro used this technique for himself. Note: Kudos to the guy who came up with the Za Forudo pun.
@tonchi9445 жыл бұрын
Hold up this is real Edit: This is amazing holy
@ferociousmaliciousghost5 жыл бұрын
The Stardust Crusaders had to drift to save Holy. Just like how Kakyoin tried to drift into Holy.
@sandwich59855 жыл бұрын
When their car crashed: Yada Yada Dase...
@Sam-ep2yo4 жыл бұрын
"Kakyoin, have you ever heard of 'Inertia Drift' style?" "Yes. But Jotaro, you're not supposed to Shingo the other car."
@thebigguy39645 жыл бұрын
Absolute madlad !! He actually did it ! YES YES YES YES
@devastatheseeker99675 жыл бұрын
NO NO NO
@lunarsorrow69665 жыл бұрын
Y E S!!!
@lolface23845 жыл бұрын
SON OF A BEETCH
@lunarsorrow69665 жыл бұрын
lolface 23 * pounds fists on rock * “Son of a *Beeeeeetchu*” An echoes acto 3 reference
@Kelquir5 жыл бұрын
But it was me dio , WRRRRRYYYYY!!!
@marciosales40485 жыл бұрын
I remenber that time, when i, my grandfather, an pillar man from Egypt, an excentric Milf chaser, a french crazy guy and my doggy started drifiting from Japan to Egypt, to beat a lunatic vampiric-like driver. What a Bizarre drift.
Vehicle Driver: Muhammad Avdol Vehicle: Mitsubishian's Red
@umbreongaming80014 жыл бұрын
Vehicle Driver: Jean Pierre Polnareff Vehicle: Silver Chevriolet
@buntafujiwara52304 жыл бұрын
Vehicle driver: Iggy Vehicle: The Dodge vifool
@TheDiamondBladeHD4 жыл бұрын
Vehicle Driver: Dio Vehicle: Mazda RX-7 SAVANNA FC3S
@xyneiumr5 жыл бұрын
「Stand User」Takumi Fujiwara 「Stand Name」SPACE BOY
@bennomen20565 жыл бұрын
Ability: Surprises his enemies with the same fucking gutter technique every single goddamn time
@dhn1125 жыл бұрын
Stand name : plot armor
@thehurricantyrant52585 жыл бұрын
@@bennomen2056 what about the Fujiwara Zone and Blind Attack though what are those
@leaveification5 жыл бұрын
「Stand Name」FUJIWARA ZONE*
@ceruleant7775 жыл бұрын
His Stand is obviously [Running in the 90s] lol
@omoghosty57774 жыл бұрын
Teacher: Today we will be starting driving lessons Girls: Omg cant wait to get my drivers license! Boys: *_DEJA VU! I HAVE BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE_* JoJo intellectuals: 0:00
@volosami4 жыл бұрын
the term is jojofag, please show some respect
@yolkfinggers2624 жыл бұрын
I call joJo fans stand user bcz we all can see stands.
@funkifroggi17273 жыл бұрын
@@volosami is thsi suppsoed to be a joke or sumthin
@ricardomilosenjoyer1513 жыл бұрын
@@funkifroggi1727 gigguk reference I think
@Quimoly5 жыл бұрын
Stand User: TurboAutism Stand Name: Eurobeato
@lolface23845 жыл бұрын
Stand ability:make sicc beats that blow away opponents
@saali68605 жыл бұрын
I think you mean 「Eurobeato」
@crimsagon42935 жыл бұрын
SaaliHealer 『URUBETO』*
@mikajariki44525 жыл бұрын
Saxx :))
@starbreaker67405 жыл бұрын
@@crimsagon4293 『エウロベアト』
@Ice-yp4wg5 жыл бұрын
Car engine probably be like: *ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA ORA!*
@18gbofram725 жыл бұрын
Nice
@NSHG5 жыл бұрын
Beating the shit out of the pistons
@Kaarl_Mills5 жыл бұрын
@@NSHG Beating? Star Platinums fists *are* the Pistons
@komaenen13595 жыл бұрын
Nah hitting the nitro engages Za Warudo
@groovyfox28895 жыл бұрын
When Jotaro activates the NOS, the engine lets out a loud *OOOORAAAAAA!!!!* before blasting Jotaro all the way to victory.
@Wsio.4 жыл бұрын
"Star Platinum:Za Dorifto!"
@alejandrolozano49194 жыл бұрын
SPEED PLATINUM
@Mantsus_tea3 жыл бұрын
Star drift: around the world
@Bob-lx8xu5 жыл бұрын
Sex is cool and all but have you ever heard of this channel called turboautism
@santiagovillar91325 жыл бұрын
Boobs are only temporary, turboautism's songs are eternal
@officalderpsupportgroupcha72685 жыл бұрын
@@santiagovillar9132 wait.. so i lose my boobs…?
@quagnam4385 жыл бұрын
@@officalderpsupportgroupcha7268 yes
@OBB0045 жыл бұрын
@@officalderpsupportgroupcha7268 there now mine huehuehue
@officalderpsupportgroupcha72685 жыл бұрын
@@OBB004 noo! anything but my boobs!
@communismoclock99585 жыл бұрын
He did it. He actually did it. Who's april fools is this now?
@wonjers4 жыл бұрын
*”Ara Ara Jotaro, an AE86? That will never compare to the speed and power of my **_ROAD RORA”_*
@probablyjerry84244 жыл бұрын
Little does DIO know, Jotaro can perform a KANSEI DORIFTO
@geoffhatch4996 Жыл бұрын
@@probablyjerry8424 DIO was unaware he had the same type of car as CAR PLATINUM!
@Theo_haha5 жыл бұрын
You finally did it, you legend.
@RYNOCIRATOR_V55 жыл бұрын
when people tell you to do something and you actually do it... Stand Name: *[MAD LAD]* Stand User: *[TURBOAUTISM]*
@CaosBolt Жыл бұрын
Rawfler has a good taste of music
@choysakanto67925 жыл бұрын
CAR PURATINUM! *ORAAA!* ZA DORIFUTO! *MUDA MUDA MUDA!*
@moisesezequielgutierrez5 жыл бұрын
*_"ZA DORIFTO! KURUMA (Car) YO TOMARE!"_*
@choysakanto67925 жыл бұрын
@@moisesezequielgutierrez _Gamu Teipu Sutando Faito_ DIO Brando (Stand: Honda Civic EG6) vs Jotaro Kujo (Stand: Toyota Corolla AE86 Trueno) DIO (Stand: Honda Civic EG6): *Jotaro! Mukatte koru no ka? Kono DIO ni chikazuite koru no ka? Iidaro. I am inviting you into a Gum Tape Stand Fight. I will make you feel the powah of Za Dorifuto! Do you like my car? Even if its capability of stopping time isn't used, its speed and power exceeds far beyond that of your garbage of a car called Car Platinum!* Jotaro (Stand: Toyota Corolla AE86 Trueno): *Hmmph! I guess you'll only manage to scratch my 200,000-yen car though.* DIO (Stand: Honda Civic EG6): *Why the hell are you Joestars so arrogant? Hmmph! That means I have to accept the challenge and put your shabby '86 to the test.* Jotaro (Stand: Toyota Corolla AE86 Trueno): *Yare yare.* San, nii, ichi, gooooooo! [race begins] DIO: *Noroi, noroi! Ii-jii-sikusu (EG6) no saikyou no enjin da. If I have raced seriously I would have smashed you flat already.* Jotaro (Stand: Toyota Corolla AE86 Trueno): *[car goes faster and thus first]* DIO (Stand: Honda Civic EG6): *Hmmph... Confident, huh? But are you forgetting something, Jotaro?* Jotaro (Stand: Toyota Corolla AE86 Trueno): *[looks at the gum tape, becomes angry] Yarou! [almost drifts out of line but still managed to get back on track] Yare yare, I now know how to win this stand fight.* DIO (Stand: Honda Civic EG6): *[amazingly pissed] Damn this Joestar! He cleared the corner even at such condition! But I'm not as weak as Jonathan nor Vanilla Ice. To win is to win, so deal with this, Jotaro! Za Dorifuto! Kuruma you tomare! MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA! [uses the 11-sec time stop and bumps Jotaro's car putting him nearly off course, overtakes him and becomes first] Kuruma you muki dasu. GYAHAHAHA!* Jotaro (Stand: Toyota Corolla AE86 Trueno): *[car still drifting circles uncontrollably] Temee! [gets back on track] Yare yare daze.* DIO (Stand: Honda Civic EG6): *[looks at the rearview mirror] NANI?! Such stando powah!* Jotaro (Stand: Toyota Corolla AE86 Trueno): *[speeds towards DIO] You cheating piece of shit! I won't lose to fuckers like you, DIO! Caaar Purachina! ORAAAAAA! [using a temporary time stop, speeds and drifts rapidly towards DIO]* DIO (Stand: Honda Civic EG6): *NANI?! He's just next to me?! [After a few corners, Jotaro does gutter technique] Ho! Mukatte kuro no ka? [Jotaro's car nearly collides with DIO's] MASAKA! He's going to crash into me as payback!* Jotaro (Stand: Toyota Corolla AE86 Trueno): *[overtakes DIO once more at the corner]* DIO (Stand: Honda Civic EG6): *The Car Platinum overtook Za Dorifuto?! [gets angry] I don't believe this shit! [gets menacingly sly] If Za Dorifuto loses I'd be the laughingstock of my team, but I will preserve my honor if I race it into a tie. So, Jotaro... [MENACING] **-Kono sutando faito no kekka wa-** We shall end this stand fight... **-DABORU KURASHU TO IKO ZE!-** WITH A DOUBLE CRASH! ZA DORIFUTO! KURUMA YOU TOMAREEE! [uses the 11-sec time stop once more to get close to and try to bump Jotaro again] ROAD ROLLER DAAA! MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDAAAAAA! WRYYYYYYYYY!* Jotaro (Stand: Toyota Corolla AE86 Trueno): *Yare yare daze. CAAAR PURACHINA! ORA ORA ORA ORA ORAAAAAAA! [uses temporary time stop once more to get away from DIO, drifts car away from DIO]* DIO (Stand: Honda Civic EG6): *[shocked face, and heading into the guard rail] NANIII?! [hits the guardrail]* Jotaro (Stand: Toyota Corolla AE86 Trueno): *[drifts and speeds away from the corner]* DIO (Stand: Honda Civic EG6): *[gets off the car, looks at the damage caused by the guardrail] Sona... bakana... kono... DIO... da. KONOOOOO DIOOOOOO DAAAAAAAA! [screaming in the distance]* Jotaro (Stand: Toyota Corolla AE86 Trueno): *[drifting and speeding away further] With that dirty tactic of yours, there's only one possible reason why you lost this race. You just managed to piss me off.*
@user-sj9gz7pr3l5 жыл бұрын
Choy Bisnar HOLY SHIT
@SomePotatoMan5 жыл бұрын
Choy Bisnar you must have a fuck ton of time on your hands
@AethernaLuxen5 жыл бұрын
@Choy Bisnar Lol bruh It was merely a coincidence I clicked this comment for your profile pic, and a coincidence I clicked read more
@aqua-sama72985 жыл бұрын
IT FINNALY HAPPENED. I will stando proudo to the end of this track.
@angellomontiel60625 жыл бұрын
Cursed aqua.
@crusader49855 жыл бұрын
@@angellomontiel6062 If by cursed you mean *blessed* then yeah
@arlaghdoth44345 жыл бұрын
*_I am so proud of this community._*
@stefanpaunic97745 жыл бұрын
what dio meant useless he actually meant you aqua
@canarynn27775 жыл бұрын
Useless aqua.
@diotheunocard56374 жыл бұрын
It's funny how Star platinum looks like he's about to throw a rock at Jotaro for blocking the way
@strangeur40585 жыл бұрын
"ARE YOU GONNA DO THAT DRIFY THING!?" "YES YES YES *YES*"
[ STAND NAME: TOYOTA AE86 ] [ STAND USER: JOTARO KUJO "JOJO" ]
@Omega_25 жыл бұрын
Watch these mad lads start asking for Pillar Men Eurobeat next
@Domfusion5 жыл бұрын
YES
@moisesezequielgutierrez5 жыл бұрын
*_[A W A K E N M Y D R I F T E R S]_*
@shadowcloud415 жыл бұрын
Ayyayayyy
@idunnohalp90625 жыл бұрын
It's already happened now
@traingoneboom5705 жыл бұрын
M E N A C I N G M E N A C I N G M E N A C I N G
@nekomeido4 жыл бұрын
*_Hearing it more and more makes me like it even more._*
@lonewolfcello98145 жыл бұрын
I clicked on the one yesterday and got totally fooled ;-; Now that the real ones out, it's totally amazing! I love it!!!
@victort.43545 жыл бұрын
End of the world next Thank you
@crystalt.v.88445 жыл бұрын
We see us next April
@uki21635 жыл бұрын
Would be nice, right ?
@davidbratland97545 жыл бұрын
69 likes Thank you
@OfDaSouth5 жыл бұрын
『End of Z A R O A D G A』
@jeejjaaj5 жыл бұрын
Victor Is rad End of ZA DRIFTO!!!!
@ChaseMMD Жыл бұрын
I've been listening to this for years off and on and only today that I've learned that he freely distributes his music even in .wav form! Honestly what a chad.
@fullmetallic16345 жыл бұрын
"Farewell Jotaro! You Can't drift as far as me!" *Jotaro moves closer to dio* "WHAT? It can't be!!" "The...same type? THE SAME TYPE OF CAR?"
@geoffhatch4996 Жыл бұрын
CAR PLATINUM: THE WORLD!
@metagas69465 жыл бұрын
Iggy! Drift out of here! He is still on your tail!
@doppioinahat79245 жыл бұрын
Oml
@Kratos_Messi70503 жыл бұрын
Giorno: What a nice ride DIO: *Drive into the sidewalk.*
@davidbratland97545 жыл бұрын
What?? NINE dislikes? *This must be the work of an enemy Stand!*
@TopGear25S5 жыл бұрын
Enemy standu
@BandBoxBrawl4 жыл бұрын
Probably not.
@callmemichael67844 жыл бұрын
Bad remix in my opinion
@ciganlord4 жыл бұрын
Enemy car
@reku1emu4 жыл бұрын
The 9 egyptian gods
@luckyluke68645 жыл бұрын
The key change at 4:57 is so freakin good man! Keep up the good work!
@narancia73024 жыл бұрын
Stand:eurobeat User:Turbo Power:can turn everything into eurobeat
@therealgamewizerd5 жыл бұрын
God the pitch up at the end actually gives me chills every time I hear this. This was flawlessly executed
@iceogungner32735 жыл бұрын
there aren't enough likes in the universe for how many this thing deserves. kudos to making the joke yesterday and actually doing the thing the day after
@InsanityAsianCo4 жыл бұрын
DIO: *Sees a straight road* Also DIO: ZA DRIFTTOOO!!!
@noobynoob675 жыл бұрын
yare yare.... now you've done it.
@1up123killer5 жыл бұрын
Jotaro vs the wheel of Fortune
@NoiGS5 жыл бұрын
How I didn't see that come?
@tylerjavier41035 жыл бұрын
Takumi V.S. Wheel of Fortune on the Akina downhill
@el_buro5 жыл бұрын
*F MEGA*
@friskycalibri22935 жыл бұрын
@@el_buro SERECT YUR KERR
@testament47855 жыл бұрын
pretty much
@bluestrike12595 жыл бұрын
THIS MUST BE THE WORK OF A STAND THIS IS AMAZING
@Andypooh374 ай бұрын
I can't believe this track is already 5 yo since it's dropped. And still in my playlist since release. This track is one of the best from you Turbo, thanks.
@Pomlithe5 жыл бұрын
me: haha good april fools joke me: me: ...why the reupload me: me: oh. *oh.*
@shagaru12345 жыл бұрын
This enlarges my world
@kingkv35 жыл бұрын
You mean it reaches over heaven?
@uki21635 жыл бұрын
So, this is your world or whatever, Dio?
@noc99015 жыл бұрын
I think he means "pp extendus"
@GOATaro_4 жыл бұрын
3:17 Jolyne’s fan made theme. nice Easter egg :)
@diossecretweapon83335 жыл бұрын
hey turbo, like please, i NEED you to do chase, like its best OP for a reason my man seinfeld can be another option too
@gemmygems5555 жыл бұрын
this but unironically
@aces12375 жыл бұрын
Its Notorious.
@demonx37795 жыл бұрын
*[insert joke about chase being the worst jojo op]*
@uki21635 жыл бұрын
Oh man, i love Chase! Like, it's the maybe only Jam i can listen to everytime, no matter what!
@wyatthamilton82415 жыл бұрын
@@gemmygems555I second that
@selicatoart5 жыл бұрын
I listen to this almost daily. A freakin masterpiece.
@That_0ne_Dev Жыл бұрын
I just found this channel through this video. And it makes me very happy to see its still going strong with the eurobeats
@venomwehbs96205 жыл бұрын
Bunta: Oh you are flashing your lights at me? Instead of letting me pass through you're drifting towards me? Takumi: I can't destroy the shit out of your Subaru without drifting closer.
@congobongoproductions54765 жыл бұрын
0 dislikes. *I'm so proud of this community*
@franzwa39455 жыл бұрын
@@rungrankibagami9510 W R Y Y Y Y Y
@LevenLappi5 жыл бұрын
@ , Rungran Kibagami, It's actually DIO and his minions from being defeated in part 3.
@michaelskory71885 жыл бұрын
Now it is 16, can we get Giorno and the mafia to get those people to like this
@bizarreutahraptor5 жыл бұрын
... You just had to say that didn't you?
@BandBoxBrawl5 жыл бұрын
143?! I mean, at least the ratio of likes to dislikes holds up well...
@alexandruancuta75003 жыл бұрын
This is the best Turbo, keep it up the wonderful work you're doing!
@DaJokurr5 жыл бұрын
Jojo: if you even scratch this car there will be punching stuff for a whole week Star platinum: sad ORA :(
@leowo5 жыл бұрын
April 1st Version is still better ok? *_just kidding this sound really amazing_*
@CRonaldoPSO3 жыл бұрын
Dio: Oh you're approaching me? instead of running away from me you're coming right next to me? Jotaro: *music on* I can't beat shit without getting closer
@ZeldaGod3 жыл бұрын
dio starts moonwalking
@gnomonthegnomelover70065 жыл бұрын
Toyota platina Silver car Fiat red Uber purple Limousine green Za bike
@groovyfox28895 жыл бұрын
Golden Ferrari
@MetalQueerSolidTwinQueers4 жыл бұрын
*Silver car*
@nezutoch.11754 жыл бұрын
How about Mercedes' Red?
@gerardomatamoros90424 жыл бұрын
Silver wheelchair* for part 5
@butter90254 жыл бұрын
Silver car sounds like a non car guy's car
@tiramisu59125 жыл бұрын
Do next: AWAKEN, MY DRIFTERS
@ericcoffman4906 Жыл бұрын
bro turbo literally like hold my beer lmao and we have a masterpiece
@niko78775 жыл бұрын
Now that I learnt Dio's and Old Joseph's voice actors are playing Takumi's dad and the final opponent I'm so glad I started this anime
@communismoclock99585 жыл бұрын
AE86 Vs. Wheel of Fortune Who would win?
@aqua-sama72985 жыл бұрын
AE86 of course. It dorifto the wheel of fortune into a different dimension
@gwynaya67565 жыл бұрын
Actually wheel of fortune is some kind of cousin to shingo, if takumi defeated shingo, he could defeat wheel of fortune too
@alhajjnv3 жыл бұрын
This actually made me like the op more, I initially didn't really like Stand Proud that much, but this just makes it so much better
@Tim.Ta.5 жыл бұрын
I was having such a bad day but this literally made it amazing!!!
@backupschmliff11564 жыл бұрын
I honestly think this is the best op for Eurobeat. It actually sounds like Initial D in the opening to it.
@greygray594 жыл бұрын
I just wanna say I'm a big fan, and I love your work.
@bernavei8005 жыл бұрын
So you were just waiting to be able to make it as over the top as possible? _Yare Yare Daze_ I Love it.
@seccozcubez5 жыл бұрын
suicidal people: i wish there was something great in my life me: WELL LET ME INTRODUCE U TO A LITTLE SOMETHING
@yes81025 жыл бұрын
*SUICIDE RATES DROP TO -100%*
@creativename16734 жыл бұрын
@@yes8102 Dead people are returning just to listen to this.
@yoshigrandpa37634 жыл бұрын
This song is a drug for me
@lars15884 жыл бұрын
@@creativename1673 Jesus just casually returns temporarily to get a load of this banger.
@hagoromo_kanran2 жыл бұрын
0:51 I love the little gap before going into the chorus I FELT IT
@marciosales40485 жыл бұрын
STAND UP and congratulate Im PROUD of you
@noname-hl9wm5 жыл бұрын
Imagine being so early to the video, you have seen the april fool version of it.
@williamhutsch8514 жыл бұрын
probably the best eurobeat remix i have heard on the internet. God bless you homie.