Stand-Up On The Spot NYC: Mark Normand, Ari Shaffir, Jordan Jensen, Ian Fidance & J Watkins | Ep 39

Stand-Up On The Spot! Featuring completely improvised sets from Mark Normand, Ari Shaffir, Jordan Jensen, Ian Fidance & Jeremiah Watkins. No material. Comedians create Stand-Up On The Spot off audience suggestions. You know Mark Normand from We Might Be Drunk and Tuesdays with Stories, Ari Shaffir from Protect our Parks with Joe Rogan and Shane Gillis, and Ian Fidance and Jordan Jensen from Bein Ian with Jordan! Jeremiah Watkins you know from Scissor Bros, Jeremiah Wonders, and his special DADDY.
This episode covers everything from Epstein Island to Kiwis, raising kids, PDA, and gym coaches!
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[@standupots]

Thank you to our 50K Subscribers and counting! Let's start this new year off with a bang! Keep the subscribing, liking, and commenting going. Y'all are the best! See the show LIVE every 2nd Tuesday of the month at The Comedy Store, Jan. 12th and 13th in St. Petersburg, FL, and Jan. 27th in Huntington Beach, CA! What cities should we hit next in 2024?!

[@mrbeans2425]

BOSTON PLEASE!

[@mr.nobody9697]

what is that anime that plays in the opening?

[@brianallgood8975]

Why the heck is this lady doing comedy bits and no on the spot shit?? I had to fast forward her part

[@crackthefoundation_]

💪💪💪💪✂✂✂✂

[@sgt-savagepritchett7729]

Jeremiah.. bro.. you messed up an DIDNT follow the kill Tony show.. now this? Bro you are as hack as it gets. Lol no cap. 😢 hang up the towel an go into law.. or maybe go into the church. Its over, man. 😮

[@chickendodgers]

What a line-up!

[@Figgboii]

📠

[@newonevery740]

Except for ari

[@standupots]

INDEED

[@Durr130]

@@newonevery740Ari is funnier than you will ever be.

[@layzboy2545]

If Jordan does her own bits again… does Jeremiah get to spit in her mouth again?

[@Shayquaza]

Jordan is 1 more breakup away from a full transformation into Adam Sandler 😂 love her sm

[@standupots]

lolol

[@ShawnHaning]

I had not seen her before... f*kn blew me away. So funny!

[@krikeydial3430]

Someone should tell her that conditioner is better.

[@nicholaslang6187]

@@ShawnHaning check out bein Ian with Jordan. They have a good time

[@ShawnHaning]

@@nicholaslang6187 I will try. Ian seems to be one of those love em or hate em types though. And I fall on the negative side so far with him

[@gabejohnson97]

Jordan's performance was one of my favorites so far. She's pretty new to me but her style of comedy and overall weirdness are right up my alley!

[@thekillers1stfan]

Check out the Pig Roast Funeral episode of her and Ian's podcast. You'll be dead halfway through

[@VickiMartin710]

She didn't even do what she had to do.. (comedy on the spot) she just rambled about her doing a bit as she proceeds to do a bit. Then no actual funny lines and then trashed on mark Normand's comedy. When he actually killed... But like she said it was a rough night for her, but so what

[@gabejohnson97]

@@VickiMartin710 Eh, agree to disagree, sounds like she's just not your cup of tea. I thought her "rambling" (it's called riffing btw) was hilarious, and I wouldn't call that little elbow nudge at Mark's style "trashing" it either. Comics rib each other all the time. Also for what it's worth, Mark definitely did a few bits that I recognized from his current act and that was far from his best showing on this program. That's not me trashing Mark either. He's actually my favorite comic, but I don't get paid to hog ride him lol

[@gabejohnson97]

@@thekillers1stfan thanks for the rec!

[@MichaelColombo]

I've heard the "I was raised by an African American drag queen story in NOLA" story so many times I can recite it myself. His name was Eenis! @@gabejohnson97

[@DirtyDirkDiggler]

What a killer lineup. Mark Normand and Jordan Jensen are two of my favorite current comedians-what a banger to see them on the same set. Gotta say, Jordan is unstoppable when she is this confident!

[@nuckels188]

Jordan is the funniest woman

[@BIGSQUID666]

Are we watching the same person? It’s the lady with the khakis, right?

[@imnotbenavery9220]

@@BIGSQUID666666, edgy

[@faperito2389]

are you here for comedy or a fashion show? @@BIGSQUID666

[@ryanhoptop2378]

I was the eyebrows guy.😂 getting roasted by Ari was a dream come true I never asked for. I love stand up on the spot and can't wait for it to come back to NY. Thanks Jeremiah/Scissor Bro

[@jeffreymason7049]

I was the Kazakhstan guy

[@AnxiousCowboy]

Why would you lie about this?? I was the eyebrows guy and can prove it!

[@ryanhoptop2378]

​@@jeffreymason7049😅

[@ryanhoptop2378]

​@AnxiousCowboy don't lie on my eyebrows like that dude. Took me 38 years to grow theses things.

[@AnxiousCowboy]

@@ryanhoptop2378 no they are my eyebrowns

[@airun894]

Mark Normand is a comedic genius. A super hero. A queer. I’ve fallen in love with Jordan and Ian.

[@robbiegailh.2076]

How do you figure genius? He's a hack. But I too have fallen in love with Jordan and Ian, for weeks now.

[@torstrasburg8289]

@@robbiegailh.2076 Agreed. Quick-witted, but severely overrated. He's safe, full of platitudes, and superficial.

[@ramkorndef]

@@robbiegailh.2076a hack?!? You’re nuts dude.

[@imnotbenavery9220]

@@robbiegailh.2076he packs more jokes per minute than any comedian working, I’ve seen him live and he ends every show with audience questions and basically does stand up in the spot to close every show. He’s already referenced by many comedians when they pull a zinger as doing Normand. I get he’s not for everyone but hack? Not by a long shot

[@imnotbenavery9220]

@@torstrasburg828918:33 Yeah super safe…

[@DonaId_J_Trump]

Jeremiah I'm not even lying, I really wish we got a special Stand-Up On The Spot episode with Jordan just ranting and going on comedic tangents with the audience the whole time. She's freaking hilarious. 😂

[@nashvilleslim]

I've seen you more than once watching and commenting on the same channels as me Donnie. I've got my eye on you unless I don't.

[@DonaId_J_Trump]

@@nashvilleslim 14-ALPHA-quasar-66-diamond.summit-OSIRUS

[@VickiMartin710]

No she wasn't... Wtf

[@DonaId_J_Trump]

@@VickiMartin710 That's the great thing about comedy. The same people that are funny are unfunny. I don't think Amy Schumer is funny but I've seen her DESTROY an audience of people dying laughing. I think Shane Gillis is the funniest working comic right now and I know people that don't even crack a smile at his stand-up.

[@macrc2129]

@@DonaId_J_Trump Those people not cracking a smile, have an agenda. I laughed at some of what Jordan said, but it wasn't the best set of the night by a long shot. Not sure why everyone here is freaking out about her, it was mid at best.

[@RayRaeTV]

Mannnn I love Jordan soo much! She deserves nothing but the best in comedy. She's been down in the dumps soo many times but she always gets back up and makes us all laugh.

[@jeffless]

Said the lonely guy who will never cross her mind

[@benjiboricua7193]

“She’s been down in the dumps so many times” Yeah cuz she’s ass.

[@ednakrabapoly]

​@@jefflessyou've made that same comment so many times lmao

[@hunnaa0074]

Bro Ian had me dying finally someone said something about those people!😂😂😂😂

[@MrSatantheSinner]

They were bugging me the whole show!😂

[@TacosLastStand]

Ian just tore that whole family apart. 😂

[@allenclark4235]

I had to find a comment saying something nice about him so I didn't feel bad.. He annoyed the crap out of me.

[@zaclikescauliflower2877]

​@@allenclark4235hes a shit comedian

[@pm12321]

Mark Normand killed it! So quick on his feet 🤣🫡👌👍. His prepared stuff is always great, and he did an expert job at stand-up on the spot, too! That's not easy 👏. He's definitely one of my favorite comedians ❤

[@imnotbenavery9220]

Closes all his live club shows with a q+a, basically practicing for this all the time. He’s unbelievably quick and his word economy is insane even when riffing.

[@bdratts]

34:40 Jordan Jensen's Mark Normand 💀🤣

[@Greezy_DZ]

Mark normand makes this shit look easy it's crazy. He is definitely one of the best comedians DOA

[@Rizon1985]

He'll probably be the quickest ever in history. But then let him do a character or improvise and he's complete shit. Can't be good at all the ways to make people laugh.

[@Jasmine-on7rh]

How much does Mark pay to spam KZbin? Is it one dedicated person or a lil spook team or what? No one thinks he’s funny.

[@TubaTones]

@@Jasmine-on7rh "no one thinks he's funny"... you clearly are a terrible judge of humor. Who in your esteemed opinion is "funny"?

[@hannahraedobre]

Ari’s a killer with improv 💯

[@standupots]

he's fantastic! One of the first comics to do the show back in 2010 when I started the show in LA!

[@Ilikemusic1369]

I loved his bit about the Harry Potter during summer because I always thought that too. Like Ron or Hermione never just said hey I know u hate ur family why don't u come stay with me 😂😅🤷🏼‍♂️

[@portlandgoose4727]

@@Ilikemusic1369 I don’t think they cover it in the movies, but it’s because dumbledore placed a protection spell over Harry after his parents were killed, and the spell requires him to live with a blood relative when he’s not at hogwarts. I think he also has to be able to call the house he stays in “home” (not that he has any other blood relatives anyways). This all ends when he turns 17 though, which is when he begins living with Ron’s family during the summer.

[@andrewhavard6769]

Jordan I’ve never heard of her and now she is my favorite to ever do it. That’s my comedy style right there

[@clevermissfox]

She has a hhr special from a few ppl , so funny. I love their pod too Bein Ian w Jordan

[@corruptmfg5212]

Yea I never heard of her before I listened to the podcast Ian has (Who I heard from Stavros) She's awesome and so honest I love it

[@jeffless]

Said the lonely guy who will never cross her mind

[@DeemMalicious]

Seriously, what a line up!! You are the MAN, Jeremiah! I AINT NEVA GONNA STOP WATCHING STAND UP ON THE SPOT!

[@standupots]

CAN'T STOP WON"T STOP

[@BigElectricCat]

🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁

[@Naejakire3]

Is this a William Montgomery reference? Lol I hope so

[@DeemMalicious]

@@Naejakire3 💯

[@adrianheredia_ac1842]

​@@Naejakire3No seriously, what the FUCK does thAt mean?

[@adrianheredia_ac1842]

I love Ian and Jordan individually and together. True gems

[@jetjet6560]

Jordan's redemption was glorious! Also when Ian started doing bits with the british chick up front she was NOT having it 😂

[@michaelmatter1222]

I think they based the😐emote on her

[@ch3ckth3back]

Mark Normand is the best comic on this planet.

[@standupots]

He is incredible!

[@Richdiner0]

Best

[@tabularasa820]

Yeah, on this planet, but Mark isn’t even top 10 on Mars.

[@UBERBENZ]

Only because Norm MacDonald passed away.

[@imemberberry]

Meh. He did bits.

[@definitelynot2857]

Jordan could've gone on for another hour. Very funny, great redemption. Look forward to more. @jordanjensenlolstop

[@V1ct0r10u5]

It was so worth the 4hr drive from Rhode Island ✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️ Killer line up ✊🏽 Definitely going again the next time you go to NY 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽🫱🏻‍🫲🏼

[@standupots]

thanks so much for making the drive and great meeting you!

[@V1ct0r10u5]

@@standupots Grateful you took the time for a quick chat and pictures 🫱🏻‍🫲🏼 ✂️✂️✂️ Every person on this show has been to The Comedy Connection in RI (which I've attended) , except for you 😬 Jordan is coming this weekend, ask her about it after, maybe she can put in a good word. Hopefully one day you could come by 🤞🏼🤞🏼 Boston is near by if that helps my argument 😅 til then I'll keep going to NY ✊🏽

[@amandaszymczak388]

Jordan is the best! She's all our intrusive thoughts out loud😂 and I'm Here for it!

[@evandercaldwell9993]

Jordan can do Stand Up On The Spot for the rest of her life!!!! Hilarious!!! 😂😂😂

[@jeffless]

Said the lonely guy who will never cross her mind

[@gabrielsilvas692]

​@@jefflesstf?

[@merkfoolsallday]

@@jefflessself projecting like that is wild. Lol

[@eyezaropin1304]

@@merkfoolsalldayLol right?

[@GabrielA-mj7gx]

What was funny about her set??

[@Burritosarebetterthantacos]

This set was so good. What a vibe. Jordan was just perfect.

[@annabethsmith-kingsley2079]

Jordan talks about not doing bits and here's Normand, doing bits.

[@ETAisNOW]

I really want this show to get more recognition so you can keep good line ups like this

[@portlandgoose4727]

Or he could just move Stand Up on the Spot to NYC, which is where all of the most battle-forged comedians live.

[@matthewdenieuwe3456]

Jordan absolutely killed it! One of the funniest comics in the game.

[@rehnaanliker5931]

Jordan killed it! It seemed like she could’ve walked onto another stage and kept going

[@jordowhite1604]

Mark is hands down the best in my opinion,love his sense of humour and what he can get away with because of his cadence 😂

[@bobbowie9350]

All I hear is..whoaa, ohhhh, whattttt. .its annoying after awhile

[@enc69]

As much as I love his energy & ability to commit to bits, dress in character, etc… Jeremiah is an appetizer that’s missing a main ingredient. Obviously well-respected in the comedy world for a reason, I just hope we get to see him thrive on his own special/show soon

[@eemoogee160]

He recently put out a special

[@GLo1991]

Didn’t really enjoy him barfing a gallon of milk on KT but this is a good show

[@jeffelliott3439]

He's never been funny not once yet

[@bobbowie9350]

Yup. He tries but he doesn't have the chops. His characters are more annoying than funny

[@shanelawrence308]

Easily the best lineup this show has ever had. Can't wait to see this reach 1M views

[@gregdavory]

Kicking off the New Year with a bang! Respect the hustle Jer

[@standupots]

Big plans for this year!

[@VeggieWatts]

Jeremiah's parent bit was so good lmfaoooo. Awesome and intriguing lineup

[@florpmusic]

It's so comforting to see people share their OCD experience on stage. Thank you, Jordan, and Mark in the past.

[@Vorenus875]

Thanks for the killer line up HookedOnCards! I support anyone that supports my big scissor bro, Jeramiah!

[@standupots]

Oh heck yeah!!

[@thesmokologist7490]

Jordan Jensen is my absolute fu¢king favorite. I've dont know if I've laughed this hard in a long time. Something something spirit animal, twinsies, can she read my thoughts , something something

[@cburton1227]

Some episodes definitely hit harder than others. This one was great

[@douchecraft3113]

STACKED LINEUP

[@standupots]

YES

[@namessuckeh]

Mark always kills it, but the whole line up was solid af

[@krikeydial3430]

Except Ian. Everything he does is cliché.

[@saul812]

⁠@@krikeydial3430seriously

[@MomLEM]

This is a great lineup. I love watching this show every other Monday. ❤

[@standupots]

thanks for coming back!

[@MomLEM]

@@standupots ✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️ It’s exciting to see this channel grow. ❤️

[@garayzion]

💪🏾 Legendary line up. Can’t wait !

[@standupots]

here we go!!

[@damianrodarte7727]

I loved Jordan's redemption! Been watching all the pods and was wondering when we would finally get to see it. Frikin so worth it I was cracking up! PLEASE SEE THIS JORDAN YOU'RE FRIKIN AWESOME!

[@mrbeans2425]

Absolutely epic line up!! lets go! Jordan is killing it! She is so funny

[@standupots]

epic for sure!

[@stevenolivares5643]

If Jordan’s on the line up, I’m watchin

[@emilioochoa2840]

Brooo Jordan Jensen is amazing never heard of her till now ! 😂

[@al69420]

I’m sure there’s 100 comments that already said this but mark is the GOAT guest of this show. He kills every single time. Goes way harder than other guests.

[@Barbievel]

Cause he’s using bits here and there

[@PDXenvy]

Fidence shined the most this show.

[@beardridingchamp]

Completely agree!

[@vjshah6853]

Goes way harder? Like him a lot but in this his was the most tame of all four... cept maybe the miscarriage joke. The other times he went harder yeah.

[@lazylion420]

legit redemption for Jordan she's the best

[@ListenToChristians]

Ari randomly saying my birthday June 13th scared me 😂😂

[@Officialmryuck]

Legendary line up. Killers that we all laugh at.

[@standupots]

some of the best to do it!

[@infontay]

Wrong. No one laughs at Jeremiah's jokes

[@TheTurtlesrockz]

My mans' Jeremiah needs his props for this amazing consistent quality work! Also amazing KILLER line up!!

[@freethink2303]

I love Jordan Jensen's energy. Whether she's doing good or bad, I can always relate to her. That mother and boyfriend bit killed me. I had to rewind it a few times and was cackling away.

[@jdruze7]

Jordan is so Fckn good at this! It’s amazing!!!

[@artaxAF]

Jordan is a monster. It's crazy how good she is.

[@Jasmine-on7rh]

@jeffless you missed one

[@vanessawhitneypro]

Ari & Mark are fantastic.

[@standupots]

love those guys!

[@satiricalcynic8109]

I genuinely enjoy everyone on this lineup almost daily. this is great!

[@johnblandersen1626]

This show is always great, but the stand-up power in this line up is unprecedented! These are all comics I know and LOVE! Thanks Jeremiah, you spoil us.

[@Btkamp]

This show was off the rails in the best way possible

[@unnoticediguessbeats]

they all killed but mark and ari always have me dying laughing! amazing line up new york sets are always stacked

[@JacyndaMinor]

Jordan said, “you know, they’re 45, still shop at hot topic sometimes, he wears a fedora.” And I turned to my husband and said “yup, m’ladies. I call them m’ladies.” And then Jordan said “m’ladies. I call them m’ladies” I’m taking that as a good omen for 2024, and not another sign indicating that I, actually, have been dead this whole time 🌬️💨🥀

[@standupots]

love Jordan!!

[@TheDwightMamba]

"Ma'Ladies" is from Fraiser.

[@jb7720]

HA

[@Samtalentt]

It's an internet meme she is quoting

[@Rizza.]

i too believe jordan jensen lives in my brain and sometimes (daily) wonder if i'm actually dead. are you also in my brain?

[@devingrubbs]

Jordan’s set was 🔥 hadn’t heard of her til now.

[@subcommondante]

So much great dark humor! Thanks for coming back, Jordan. I've crushed on you since your first one. You're all over my IG feed, nearly every morning I wake up with a laugh. Ari, killed it! Mark is becoming legendary. Ian made me laugh the hardest and Jeremiah is a saint.

[@yobroh0]

Hands down best episode I’ve seen all year. Actually stunned by how good it was ❤ Bravo 👏👏😫

[@jasonoconner7863]

Freaking banger of an episode and I'm only at Jordan. Thank you for making the work day survivable.

[@mcrenn5350]

Mark Jensen Jordan Fidance and Ian Norman are some of the funniest dudes in comedy 😂❤

[@TheBlackAmbition]

Jordan’s set was unironically my favorite

[@jamesdavis4407]

Oh I love Jordan Jensen!!!

[@standupots]

me too!

[@mattm8098]

Another killer show thanks Jeremiah !

[@louis-etiennebelangergagno5514]

I can't believe Ian managed to dig himself up with that start! Very impressed

[@joshgrant9849]

Normand is like Prime T-Pain. He gets on absolutely everything and it hits everytime.

[@badcompany1313]

Killing it Jeremiah! Been loving scissor bros lately and just found this channel, what a great idea. You had a great set

[@standupots]

thanks so much!

[@beansntoast]

This has been one of my favorites so far. Everyone killed it!

[@ClayCrumpComedy]

Thank you for these episodes!!

[@Inflatable__Elvis]

HAPPY NEW YEARS STAND UP ON THE SPOT FAM!

[@standupots]

let's gooooo!!!

[@nickg1743]

Great line up for the new year, let's hope Jordan's coaching finally paid off

[@standupots]

she redeems herself, just wait and see!

[@nickg1743]

@@standupots lol Happy New Year

[@jamesmaguffin841]

I would like to have Ian and Jordan on every week they were phenomenal

[@heavenwasfool]

Jordan was on fire 😂😂😂

[@saracollins4664]

This is the best stand-up on the spot yet. Can't believe how much Jordan killed.

[@jaycarn9435]

Ian and Jordan make me cry laughing like no other

[@annabethsmith-kingsley2079]

31:34 Jordan making fun of Mark was *chef kiss*

[@AlexCarbajal___]

It was a mistake on her part. She’s not that great at stand-up… why mock someone who is?

[@annabethsmith-kingsley2079]

I think it was a light-hearted comment. I don't think she meant any harm by it. I thought it was funny.@@AlexCarbajal___

[@user-vc4qg8cl9h]

"I stand behind Lizzo. You just can't see me." The best fat joke I've heard.

[@danielpaone6022]

Ari took the stage and I immediately felt my house get warmer, possibly from all the candles....also, tsa was also alerted to his arrival 😂❤ loved the show tonight Mr. W sending my best to all the phenomenal comedians and their friends and families ☺️

[@standupots]

thanks so much!

[@dancoletti6814]

Can't wait looks like it's going to be great!

[@standupots]

we gonna have some fun!

[@adriank8151]

Killer show! Everyone absolutely crushed on this ...thanks for the laughs squad!!!

[@Lunatock_]

this is an insane line up lol great way to start the new year. also going to have to check out Hooked On Cards after this

[@standupots]

great start to the year!

[@frickindaniel]

Ian truly be looking like a pair of funny nose and mustache glasses

[@symptomal7914]

Jordan was so funny on this!

[@hollatafool]

Mark had a joke about everything

[@thisisqualia]

Mark MAKES a joke about everything

[@-darrell]

@@thisisqualia COMEDY

[@MILFCORE]

I'm up to Mark's set and that lady in the front row with the orange drink has just been looking so lost and confused the whole time Edit: lol I'm glad Ian called her out

[@laufmin]

MARK NORMAND CANT STOP HIMSELF

[@AleksandarMarkovic-bk3qp]

Everyone in this line up made me laugh just as hard. This was one of the best ones I have seen. keep em coming dude!!

[@Kyle38A]

Ian Fidance is wild but hilarious.

[@gingerleaf707]

Banger of an episode. Jordan's redemption was amazing. Ian & mark killed as usual. Thank you ❤️✂️

[@MrSk8mobb]

Amazing so good keep it up! One of my top 3 favorite line ups

[@bunating]

Great show! Funny from start to finish. I always look forward to SUOTS. Thanks Jeremiah.

[@JayDubb3BCT]

Ive been waiting for Jordan's redemption spot! Have a Happy & blessed New Year Jeremiah!

[@standupots]

it's finally here!

[@rafamata15]

Jordan is so damn funny, great line up!

[@TheCrawf28X15]

New miniseries where it’s just Jordan Jensen, jumping out and scaring Shane Gillis😂

[@Naught359]

Ari's Streetfight Jiu Jitsu bit was hilarious.

[@htcerick]

Ian had me in tears 😂

[@stevenFOY112]

Still waiting for the ep with my boy Mathew Mckusker

[@standupots]

that should be out in the next month!

[@stevenFOY112]

@@standupots^^