Bein' Ian With Jordan Episode 040: Couch Wars W/ Rick Glassman & Jeremiah Watkins

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Chapters:
0:00- INTRO
0:44- Blowing Of The Shofar
2:20- Friends Supporting Friends
5:39 - I’m Loving This Bit
7:27- Please Come Back
13:16- This Is Not A Bit
15:00- A New Hope
18:23- Couch Wars
25:25 - Boundaries
29:24- LA vs NY Comedy
34:34 - AD
37:07- Turn My Ears Off
43:54 - We Need Tricks
47:40- You Have Been Funny
49:56 - You Want A Topo?
53:08 - How Ian Got His Vibe Back
56:51 - That One Got Me Good
1:00:58 - Improve Her Improv
1:07:24 - Saturday Night Live
1:15:02 - OUTRO
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[@BeinIanPod]

Patreon.com/beinianpod to support us and the podcast! We love ya!

[@JaniErickson]

Is there one we can defund you on?

[@BeinIanPod]

Yes! Patreon.com/outforsmokes

[@jooseppielleese7156]

Get Jordan to take her socks off for the lads

[@WheresTheBodiesG]

The first 20 mins is podcast gold.

[@Say_When]

@@BeinIanPod what about one that lets us fuck animatronic wax replica's of Saddam Hussein.. '83 vintage.. you know.. when he could really fuck. He and Pol Pot almost had something going there for a while.. but you know.. you gotta invade Iran when your sassy blueberry boss bitch dice come up snake eyes.. when jyppy-dik's on tower dut y..

[@jeremiahwatkins]

New York Jeremiah is WILD

[@BeinIanPod]

Hahaha our favorite Jeremiah!

[@TheDeadStretch]

Was that Joey (Tony?) No Shoes with shoes on? lmao "I's got new shoes! Ohh!"

[@maddabber316]

Jeremiah Jeremiah is WILD!

[@SuperBrentendo89]

When you almost didn’t return the comb I was all like 😮🤯

[@fishseason101]

A regular hyena

[@dannygibson2597]

Glassman unironically perfectly described Ian..."there's something about you, you're likable but it still doesn't work" lmao

[@pistachiodisguisey911]

classic projection

[@causewhynot6485]

Lmao no man glassman isnt projecting, ricks unlikable and it doesn’t work but he thinks he’s the man

[@kyleistheguru]

I get the vibe from Ian that if you meet him at a party, he’s cool the first twenty minutes, but he’s gonna try and fight you by the end of the night. Dark arts vibe

[@causewhynot6485]

Well I get the vibe Ian’s awesome and you give me the vibe of a curmudgeon

[@NoName-ub3zv]

@@kyleistheguru nah he'd try to kiss you though

[@johng.4711]

This is going to be like sitting in a therapist’s waiting room. I’m here for it.

[@BeinIanPod]

Hahah ok A+ best comment so far

[@Downs-Indroam]

Haha 😂

[@selfieiriannedamidami4163]

15:34 jordan said we bussin balls but she the one who walk off on episode with geoffrey usmas ,cuz geoffrey and ian roasting her

[@johnadams9514]

“This is not a bit” lmao the comedic timing was perfect

[@alang4190]

i wish they never came back that would’ve been the funniest shit ever

[@noahtaylor8589]

“He doesn’t like handshakes? I hugged him” 😂😂

[@raulacajas]

This is one of the single funniest podcasts ive ever seen, my stomach hurts from laughing. Bravo

[@BeinIanPod]

Thank you! 😘

[@bmassey-]

I second that 😂

[@selfieiriannedamidami4163]

15:34 jordan said we bussin balls but she the one who walk off on episode with geoffrey usmas ,cuz geoffrey and ian roasting her

[@isabellque191]

It’s been 4 months and I’ve watched it now for the second time, felt like the first. I shat myself laughing

[@anthonybogus5688]

Rick “this is not a bit” Glassman 🙏🏾

[@Cyxz666]

"Rick Schtick"

[@astrologicalbum6616]

Rick "is that my camera" Glassman

[@TPilly]

“I knew he was gonna leave when he saw the bathroom rugs” she gets it

[@friendlywizard]

"Two twins separated at the chromosome" was actually really fucking good lmao

[@ItsJoKeZ]

this is like hanging out with your friends and everyone is fucked up or too tired to have a filter

[@jagoleum6986]

Rick went full goblin and no one was ready for him. 😂

[@jb1996BLOP]

Rick is a sleeper goblin

[@anthonybogus5688]

@@jb1996BLOP yes / @ Jagoleum yes

[@johng.4711]

You’re not allowed to call them that anymore.

[@Cyxz666]

he gave them the "Rick Schtick"

[@mactonite8395]

Reported for anti semitism

[@kellyinCT09]

"You big birds, take your perch!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@chortlecomics2795]

This was as chaotically beautiful as it gets.

[@TClunatic]

Very few podcast episodes have the rewatchable factor. This is gold

[@kinuorthel8096]

I have like 2 or three supergoblins of a pod on a playlist after this and I think this is the only actually worth saving as a true classic. Thank you all so much for all of this, bean ian with jordan is the top pod of 2023

[@JG-jy7pe]

i loved all the getting up and down😂😂😂😂 i also rewatch the maddy smith one a lot lmao

[@andrewcollins5316]

There were a few moments there where Glassman looked like he was really struggling not to leave 😂

[@MaxCastles]

I fall deeper in love with Ian and Jordan every episode.

[@MrJayurbs]

Absolute same

[@clevermissfox]

Right? I found her so obnoxious on the skanks ep I saw but after Stavvys and finding this pod I'm finding her much more likeable

[@EvilishDem0nic8732WhatItDo]

Me too. Cant wait for the divorce episode!

[@VeloVios]

This is seriously the best thing on the internet, no idea how many times I've seen it, but it never fails to brighten up my day

[@PinkelefantZ3]

Cant unsee how much they look like siblings once they mix up couches.

[@somethingcreativeprobably5160]

Jordan looks like the male version of Jeremiah

[@MyHandleShouldBeLessCharacters]

Bingo! Nailed it.

[@TomHardysUglierYoungerBrother]

This just entered my top 5 podcasts I’ve ever had the pleasure of watching. Holy shit, good work y’all haha I was dying laughing the entire ep. Rick pretending that Ian can’t land a joke was epic. Cheers to more like this.

[@daniell8630]

This is probably my favorite podcast song intro

[@Downs-Indroam]

Yeah it is very catchy! Up there with Ari's song 😂

[@odinsbeard1480]

The laughs per minute this ep was insane lol…I need you 4 together every week

[@Krow943]

Rick- “don’t do anything that fucks with me too much cause I’ll get competitive and hit you”

[@DieMined]

Hands down the most hilarious podcast I’ve ever heard. Jeremiah and Rick as a duo is top tier comedy gold lol

[@qinng4350]

This is the only podcast i ever watched more than once, cant keep the smile off my face while watching!

[@P_steez]

Every time Jeremiah spoke he killed. He’s so good on this format, Rick was awesome too

[@jdogsful]

that new york fart will def get him in the best of the week compilations this week

[@haleythehuman4051]

He killed me on this one and the previous 😂

[@hazeofthegreensmoke505]

One of the few podcast episodes that is rewatchable

[@Ruirspirul]

watched it 4 times already 😅

[@discobiscuits4891]

Ah yes time for this week's episode of the ADHD variety hour

[@ExistentialBordem]

Have you seen Bertcast?

[@discobiscuits4891]

@@ExistentialBordem Not a ton of it tbh but I had to stop watching 2 Bears after awhile bc Bert just got to be too much. I like Bert but his manic personality sometimes blocks the actual funnies in podcasts while this show, on the other hand, is a better funny/manic mix to me (although I do wish they tried to add a little more structure like how the earlier episodes were)

[@UhtredOfBamburgh]

@@ExistentialBordem speaking of Bertcast. Oh shit you know what Lianne said to me last night? Oh wait let me tell you first about what happened to me today. No, wait i got another story to tell you first. Wait, wait, wait, ok what were you saying let me finish, you, no finish your story. I'm sorry. But oh. Yes, yea finish your story o fuck i crapped my pants. I crapped my pants Tom i crapped my pants. No i didn't. I thought i crapped my pants for a sec. No i did crap my pants, Tom... Nadav!!!

[@emilsharifov8699]

Lmfao Ian bombing the whole time 😂😂❤

[@johnsoutullo8329]

That's what I thought was the funniest part 😂

[@andreaholcock8992]

He’s funnier when he bombs sometimes

[@tofurulzzz]

It felt like a bit, but you just know it wasn't 😂

[@Rizza.]

AMAZING COMBINATION OF PEOPLE RIGHT HERE

[@lochlanjohnston402]

What absolute chaos

[@Uncle_Duck]

This might be one of the best things ever recorded. I couldn't stop laughing.

[@daniellelazenby3397]

They really matched the usual “Oh I’ve snorted too much Adderall” energy of Jordan and Ian. A fun over stimulating anxiety attack like vibe. Also this solidified my crush on Rick.

[@hacksdp3]

I had a sneaking suspicion this one would be extra off the rails. I was not disappointed.

[@Estudiante_paulinne]

14:01 Jordan holding down the fort and cleaning up for Rick is one of my favorite parts. Thanks for sharing the good sweaty time y’all had❤

[@jdvencill4936]

When they walked out that is legitimately one of the hardest times ive laughed hahahaha 😅

[@stephaniehalloran4447]

I laughed way too hard. Rick being so uncomfortable makes me so happy. He's my favorite 😂😊 Jeremiah. I can't

[@JayDubb3BCT]

I don't think I've seen Jeremiah so speechless yet impactful at the same time! Great episode! 😂🤣😭

[@trevorcarlisle5447]

Rick breaking the table and not caring is the opposite of TYSO Rick and his neat freak mentality

[@PopCultureNihilist]

This is the most unhinged podcast I've ever listened to. Subscribed.

[@johnstonecypher6116]

The best 2 guests you can have. Putting them together is so perfect. You guys just won podcasting. Congratulations.

[@cloudbloom]

I don't think I'm prepared for this one *this went exactly as I expected and it was hilarious

[@mandeejanssen8600]

Jeremiah being a New Yorker is my new favorite 😂

[@sloanpeterson-vy9xs]

Omg one of the best podcast episodes ever right here 😂😂

[@scout2568]

This was fantastic. Thanks

[@BeinIanPod]

🥰

[@SparkySINN]

The way Rick jumped back and forth between the couches... But then at his own place you have to stay on the blanket... lol

[@MattJameson7]

First time watching this pod. He really has the Lumineers perform his intro. Incredible pull

[@BeinIanPod]

😎

[@andreaholcock8992]

Ho hey

[@Liketheeanimal]

Same here! Chose this as the first episode to experience the pod based on guest combo alone. Disappointment? Zilch, Zero, Nada! Immensely entertaining.🫃🏻🏄🏻‍♂️

[@crossingofblood8579]

I’m dying at Ian this whole ep. The fact they all are trying to say what his says doesn’t land is hilarious.

[@ReallyBigBrother]

Jordan should try stand up on the spot one day

[@joef1299]

She was on the last ep. Did great.

[@odinsbeard1480]

@@joef1299 I think he was being sarcastic lol

[@maxh4651]

@@joef1299 you’re entitled to that opinion

[@jordanm1197]

Just pure enjoyment in this episode

[@robertminnis6540]

Asmr: Jordan organizing a coffee table.

[@docholiday5766]

Watching Jordan try to OCD proof the dirty basement was hilarious 😅

[@Sean-zc3iv]

This was such a delight to watch. Ians laugh is contagious and Jordan is hilarious, I like that dark shit

[@jennhansonxlove]

I want this every week 😂 all my faves!

[@tmacfan824]

Packing a dab, going to be a wonky one boys, I'm gay!

[@michaelavant4325]

Rick lives in bits. He knows no other way! 🎉

[@Doomsense]

All four of these comedians together is a guaranteed great episode!

[@bctalaria]

LOL this is like spectating the special class at school. and its better than i thought itd be

[@cliveowen334]

this may be the funniest episode of any podcast I have ever watched ever

[@alexrush4140]

Glassman is such an amazing host AND guest for Pods.

[@UhtredOfBamburgh]

Now this was a real podcast! The 1st tier of famous comedians can't do this level, Genuine prolonged funny shit, not a care in the world Stay perfect like this no matter how much success u get!

[@Patrick-fj2fs]

I miss eating breakfast with Jeremiah

[@crackthefoundation_]

Huh

[@jetjet6560]

What an ultimate combo of people 😂

[@jenniferkenney6095]

If I’m cleaning or doing other things during this pod the second I hear the taser I immediately perk up and look at the tv just to see the reactions😂😂😂😭

[@christiancastillo7846]

This podcast was so funny I had to pause is to catch my breath, every one was great and Rick brought his A game as always.

[@lorentong3840]

I haven’t laughed this hard in awhile y’all this episode was really fun

[@CaptainKirk007]

I think this might be my favorite podcast episode ever. 😂❤

[@asalu0000]

The silliness in this is unmatched. I’m on round 2 and still dying. Saw Ian in Chicago, love you!

[@dustingery2442]

Every episode of this podcast is complete chaos and love it all

[@hustlenlow2046]

I could watch Rick be absolutely disgusted with you guys for hours on end this is hilarious 🤣

[@solitarygirl]

wow, couldn’t have asked for a better way to start my day ❤❤

[@BeinIanPod]

Love hearing that! Thanks!

[@Ruirspirul]

watched it four times already, ian bombing is the best part and the thing that unites the whole thing 😂

[@rambo6796]

This is the most Ian ep ever. Truly all over the place. I ❤ IT!!

[@scottrussell4942]

Easily made its way to my top 3 pods. Love this 😂

[@SlayerTomentor]

I'm 7 minutes in, and this episode is already perfect!👏🏼👏🏼

[@jacobnipp6349]

Oh man the menorah full of smokes might be the best thing I’ve ever seen 😂😂

[@MrJayurbs]

I'm two minutes into this and already love it. Thanks!

[@evandercaldwell9993]

Oh man, the last episode with Jeremiah was one I laughed the hardest at!! 😂 This is gonna be great!!

[@nameispatrick]

the dart menorah falling over when it did is one of the funniest things I've ever seen

[@lunitic45]

This podcast is absolute chaos

[@btc16]

Never thought I would love this combination... I'm so happy

[@thepolishbear9538]

Ian woke up and chose violence

[@garrettweller2094]

Best episode yet. This was awesome!

[@Gloibin]

ian absolutely crushing

[@MuGen938]

I come back to this episode every now and then and it makes me laugh the same every time

[@20sprint12]

Clicked the second I saw it! Much love to all my fav comics

[@Jamesp0nd]

Here cause of Jeremiah. Where my scissor siblings at ✂️

[@vannydeevito]

Wow my love for Jordan and Rick and suffering through Ian makes this podcast my fav.😂

[@tyler7351]

This is the most fun I've had watching a podcast in a hot second

[@stephaniehalloran4447]

Dude.. I honestly wish I had all these people as friends. Would make my life.

[@Ganun7]

this might be the best podcast episode of all time

[@bobzmuda3456]

this might be the best episode of being ian w jordan

[@Menkii]

I was crying laughing at work to this, I loved it😂

[@Mafisera]

Been waiting for this one!

[@JDSharar13]

Watched a lot of comedy pods since the pandemic started, would rather not do the math but this ep. is in rarified air, this is what comedy pods are supposed to be

[@mikenym84]

Glad I finally made it over here. Sorry it took so long. This episode had me in tears 😂

[@Downs-Indroam]

Great show so far everyone! Really digging Ian - have seen him on other pods but haven't seen much content from him. Very funny 😅

[@Jamesp0nd]

"Yea. It's a basement full of laughs. Now Jeremiah return my comb!" Lmaoo Ian is Hilarious

[@ZombieFresh]

Just recently started watching your guys podcast and it’s becoming one of my favorites!

[@BeinIanPod]

Hey thank you!

[@karanowlin7926]

Me too. Instantly became my new favorite podcast. I've been binge watching everything that I can find of Ian and Jordan both.Thank you for helping me laugh my way through my shitty times. You guys are helping me get through more than you could imagine. I'm so grateful for you two. Thank you!!!

[@DamTheAbsolute]

I truly hope and pray there will be a series of Couch Wars in the future with this foursome