Why a Male President Is More Dangerous Than a Female President - Hari Kondabolu

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Күн бұрын

Hari Kondabolu breaks down why you shouldn’t trust men in power and remembers feeling incredibly out of place at a Weezer concert.
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@istdochallesegal3427
@istdochallesegal3427 4 жыл бұрын
"Feminist d*** joke." That's clever!
@LWWM
@LWWM 4 жыл бұрын
And accurate!
@BothHands1
@BothHands1 4 жыл бұрын
a modern hero of our time 😂
@discosticc
@discosticc 4 жыл бұрын
he looks like a brown ned flanders
@somebodyekkee
@somebodyekkee 4 жыл бұрын
More like a Brown Ted Mosby
@TMoney53
@TMoney53 4 жыл бұрын
Simone sounds like him too
@LilithGrey...FromHell
@LilithGrey...FromHell 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@wileyprior3933
@wileyprior3933 3 жыл бұрын
Or eddy burback
@EmyrDerfel
@EmyrDerfel Жыл бұрын
Ted Lasso.
@TheIsaeldelgadojaime
@TheIsaeldelgadojaime 4 жыл бұрын
"which is why I'll be doing the rest of the set in English " bruh LMAO
@grapesyrop
@grapesyrop 4 жыл бұрын
I love the colonialism jokes😭 the aboriginal Australiasn joke sent me😭
@LWWM
@LWWM 4 жыл бұрын
Now they care? Smh
@TahtahmesDiary
@TahtahmesDiary 4 жыл бұрын
🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾
@CanItAlready
@CanItAlready 4 жыл бұрын
Lydia Waweru-Morgan Now who cares?
@volumedealer2716
@volumedealer2716 4 жыл бұрын
Go backs to making wooden spears
@badassmcgilicutty6415
@badassmcgilicutty6415 4 жыл бұрын
Yea. Viruses are racist now. Everybody is out to get brown people because they have contributed soooooo oooooo ok much to society right? White people have invented everything. Cars, democracy, currency, internet, electricity, planes, trains, tv, gasoline, economic structures.
@Shinyflubba
@Shinyflubba 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm not the creepy old dude in this situation, Weezer is the creepy old dude in this situation"
@Llyrdriel
@Llyrdriel 4 жыл бұрын
“Whatever country we’re bombing...I’ve been told to go back!” 😂
@ryujin407
@ryujin407 4 жыл бұрын
Wow they were clapping for everything. He wasn't kidding about the audience.
@cdmp777
@cdmp777 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao. This turned into the roast of Weezer and I’m here for it.
@guillaumefunke3649
@guillaumefunke3649 4 жыл бұрын
Fr why'd he have to do Weezer like that
@jakes.4219
@jakes.4219 4 жыл бұрын
all my homies hate Weezer
@annabellelin7730
@annabellelin7730 2 жыл бұрын
What's with these homies dissing my band
@TeaAtTwo2
@TeaAtTwo2 4 жыл бұрын
He's 27? He looks 40. I think it's that moustache.
@user-rm9zx7ln9i
@user-rm9zx7ln9i 4 жыл бұрын
He's 37.
@DoughBoy45
@DoughBoy45 4 жыл бұрын
0 0 he looks 27
@danuj7605
@danuj7605 4 жыл бұрын
he looks like my 57 y'o dad
@LooopQ
@LooopQ 4 жыл бұрын
I saw a stand up of this guy a long time ago. Glad to see he’s still killing it
@calleinad
@calleinad 4 жыл бұрын
Yhorm i think this is an old clip. but he is touring rn iirc. watch warn your relatives on netflix!
@SisterKnight
@SisterKnight 4 жыл бұрын
His jokes were masterfully done...
@justusbraz
@justusbraz 4 жыл бұрын
Saw him in SF while he was working on this material. It was fantastic! Also the only time I had to be wanded for weapons at that club.
@yukionna3299
@yukionna3299 4 жыл бұрын
Not only do men believe that about having a female president but so do a lot of women. When I was younger the first people to tell me not to vote for a woman president was my mother and best friend!
@jeffreym68
@jeffreym68 4 жыл бұрын
That is insane!
@TahtahmesDiary
@TahtahmesDiary 4 жыл бұрын
Many are indoctrinated into their oppression (women, PoC, etc) 💔💔💔
@i.cant.sleep.anymore
@i.cant.sleep.anymore 4 жыл бұрын
@@TahtahmesDiary so true...
@moonflowr
@moonflowr 4 жыл бұрын
Hollywood T it’s society’s fault that women have not been given the same opportunities in life to pursue careers in fields such as politics as men have. there are definitely qualified women, but think of the age you have to be for president, many women in that age range weren’t given those opportunities bc of the time period. educate yourself
@kawaiionee-chan9557
@kawaiionee-chan9557 4 жыл бұрын
Germany got a female president and they doing fine bro I want one like switch it up because male presidents all the time are so bland af
@maxalmonte14
@maxalmonte14 2 жыл бұрын
The closing bit was so remarkable! Not everyone can pull off meta humor but he killed it.
@chiroptera626
@chiroptera626 4 жыл бұрын
"Feminist d*** joke" that's right up there with "vegan soul food" XD
@BothHands1
@BothHands1 4 жыл бұрын
and against all odds, it turns out both exist, and both are awesome :D
@andrewbergamann7982
@andrewbergamann7982 4 жыл бұрын
Apu was way funnier than this.
@beckycollins8901
@beckycollins8901 4 жыл бұрын
"Go to The parent section" lol it's cuz of his mustache 😂😂
@mtsayala
@mtsayala 4 жыл бұрын
If people are clapping instead of laughing, you’re not telling a joke, you’re making a statement
@diligentsun1154
@diligentsun1154 2 жыл бұрын
brilliant observation
@charlesg7926
@charlesg7926 2 жыл бұрын
Factsss. This guy just isn’t that funny lol. Bill Burr and Louis CK make me die though. Even Carlos Mencia was funnier than this guy 😂
@followingheartlines
@followingheartlines 4 жыл бұрын
i started watching this thinking how i dont often audibly laugh while watching comedy sets online and wondered if i even could then this guy had me dying, especially at the colonialism jokes
@lombardo141
@lombardo141 4 жыл бұрын
“Go back to America” 😂. Now that is a political correct racism.
@hamonteiro
@hamonteiro 4 жыл бұрын
look, the dude who killed Apu is also very not funny
@MH-dm4qc
@MH-dm4qc 4 жыл бұрын
So funny that a “comedian” like yourself advocated to get a character taken off a comedy show #BoycottHari
@FabulousKilljoy917
@FabulousKilljoy917 4 жыл бұрын
Hari looks so different with a mustache, didn’t recognize him
@katsuejaymes542
@katsuejaymes542 4 жыл бұрын
He looks so good!!
@dozzszz
@dozzszz 4 жыл бұрын
Wow this is horible
@Toxic_Femininity
@Toxic_Femininity 4 жыл бұрын
Dozzszz I’m a huge Weezer fan, but he’s still right 😂
@jonathanclemmons501
@jonathanclemmons501 2 жыл бұрын
This dude is hilarious. The Feminist "D" joke had me bent over laughing. 😆 I also will never be able to hear another Weezer song Quite the same.
@maxcovfefe
@maxcovfefe 4 жыл бұрын
more of this guy. he's funny.
@QuantumBraced
@QuantumBraced 4 жыл бұрын
This guy looks like he's from the 1970s
@outchereoutchere9256
@outchereoutchere9256 4 жыл бұрын
I literally clicked here for the mustache.. Amazing!!!
@veesthoughts7613
@veesthoughts7613 4 жыл бұрын
The content or the mustache?
@outchereoutchere9256
@outchereoutchere9256 4 жыл бұрын
@@veesthoughts7613 ooohhh, the mustache for sure!!!. Jokes were aight
@samcory6847
@samcory6847 Жыл бұрын
Please bring Apu back to the Simpsons
@Toxic_Femininity
@Toxic_Femininity 4 жыл бұрын
“My favorite band is Weezer” sent me...
@005connect9
@005connect9 3 жыл бұрын
This isn’t comedy, this is a TED talk. “Clapter” will be the end of comedy.
@lilacfunk
@lilacfunk 4 жыл бұрын
He looks like a brown Ted Mosby.
@brookaguillard9089
@brookaguillard9089 2 жыл бұрын
Do all these people actually think this is funny...this sucks
@topbadgun
@topbadgun 4 жыл бұрын
This man take down Apu.
@kentonmiles
@kentonmiles 4 жыл бұрын
This guy killed Apu
@stephen_sezs
@stephen_sezs 4 жыл бұрын
ChopStick Pony he wasn’t funny back then and that Apu controversy sealed my hate for him. But holy hell. credit is given here. He was actually good.
@DN0B_
@DN0B_ 4 жыл бұрын
Literally saw a post on Instagram about the same joke wow thanks FBI agent
@sabrinaschwister555
@sabrinaschwister555 4 жыл бұрын
Men have "periods" once a month, too! They dont bleed but their hormones go out of whack and they get emotional once a month, too... The male period is called a "blue moon" 😇 hope that helped some of yall out that truly believe women are incapable because of a hormone flux. You have them too. I notice it in my brother & hes worse than me.
@katrinawendel2647
@katrinawendel2647 4 жыл бұрын
@Hollywood T No YOU don't!! You stop trying to make women feel bad about something biological! PLUS she is right! Men do have a hormonal imbalance once a month and can go into way more of a rage than most women...learn facts before you speak with your emotions.
@katrinawendel2647
@katrinawendel2647 4 жыл бұрын
@Justin Y. Like I said, learn facts, men do have hormones that fluctuate monthly. Some men it effects greatly...so, yes, even, you, as a man, will experience this imbalance every month. Now...it might not be as severe for you...but you do have it. www.medicinenet.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=53725
@sabrinaschwister555
@sabrinaschwister555 4 жыл бұрын
This foo on his man period right now😂😂
@sabrinaschwister555
@sabrinaschwister555 4 жыл бұрын
This foo couldve googled man period and learned something about himself but would rather argue.. Ayy dood.. Youre the only being emotional and crazy.. While were here tho how come all wars were started by men if women are the crazy emotional ones?
@rudeboymon3177
@rudeboymon3177 4 жыл бұрын
That is the stupidest thing i ever heard. Mens hormones fluctuate after orgasm or long abstinence, but once a month? Wtf 😆
@MH-dm4qc
@MH-dm4qc 4 жыл бұрын
This guy is the same guy who thought Apu was offensive... Yet look at the jokes you’re making....
@MrRoombastic
@MrRoombastic 4 жыл бұрын
5:45 the cleanest joke, ever done
@youngbidam
@youngbidam 4 жыл бұрын
I’m in Denmark 🇩🇰
@MB-pf7gv
@MB-pf7gv 4 жыл бұрын
Love this guy!!! ❤️🥰💕
@m.a.3322
@m.a.3322 4 жыл бұрын
Pretty funny but didn't make me laugh-laugh. Still, wish him the best.
@MichaelChavinda
@MichaelChavinda 4 жыл бұрын
Lol. Why you sound like you're breaking up with him.
@lgacv7836
@lgacv7836 4 жыл бұрын
Only stand up comedians that have actually made me laugh are Russell Howard and Ali Siddiq
@dainguyen3454
@dainguyen3454 3 жыл бұрын
With that mustache he looks like a brown Geraldo Rivera.
@phignewt1038
@phignewt1038 4 жыл бұрын
All the clapping was concerning.
@melvin7938
@melvin7938 4 жыл бұрын
This guy is good
@waytospergtherebro
@waytospergtherebro 2 жыл бұрын
When do the jokes start?
@babla69420
@babla69420 2 жыл бұрын
I joe mama
@shawnkay5462
@shawnkay5462 2 жыл бұрын
Never
@TheKayleeanna
@TheKayleeanna 2 жыл бұрын
I love Hari's witty, intellectual humor!
@boldnbrash7028
@boldnbrash7028 2 жыл бұрын
Some how I had never heard of this guy. Genuinely funny. Not laugh out loud every bit but still legitimately funny.
@rosslindsay4061
@rosslindsay4061 4 жыл бұрын
I nearly laughed the whole way through this...
@godzillaprime
@godzillaprime 4 жыл бұрын
Dude, your taste sucks
@charlesg7926
@charlesg7926 2 жыл бұрын
Same. I nearly laughed… the whole way thru it… unfortunately I never actually DID laugh though.
@xhandhele
@xhandhele 4 жыл бұрын
I wake up every morning with my judgment impaired.
@freerell
@freerell Жыл бұрын
He is funny af yo frfr.
@earthatom7
@earthatom7 4 жыл бұрын
Title should have weezer in it...
@swagmastersden
@swagmastersden 4 жыл бұрын
not great
@marlenathorvald
@marlenathorvald 4 жыл бұрын
These weren't good jokes people only like this guy because they agree with his politics which isn't a reason to like a COMEDIAN. look past the fact that he said things you agreed with what was actually funny...nothing
@zxcghjiop1
@zxcghjiop1 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you! I'm an Indian and this guy is just dry. Too much PC bullshit. The bastard even killed Apu!
@jafuni9349
@jafuni9349 3 жыл бұрын
Is that you, Denmark? 😂
@batmanfan20101
@batmanfan20101 4 жыл бұрын
This man is a genius
@samuelyoung1236
@samuelyoung1236 4 жыл бұрын
batmanfan20101 very thoughtful. Clean delivery
@brilleargasm6499
@brilleargasm6499 3 жыл бұрын
"The theme of my set will be colonialism." You, sir, have my attention.
@Luka1180
@Luka1180 4 жыл бұрын
In Denmark, eh? Not the target demographic for this career, eh? Have you considered the fact that you just may not be that funny?? Or at least to Europeans?
@slywolfe
@slywolfe 2 жыл бұрын
2 bears 1 cave brought me here
@oops262686
@oops262686 3 жыл бұрын
Why is he so bitter all the time
@josephrichardson4678
@josephrichardson4678 4 жыл бұрын
Yea.. I thought he was going to sound like the guy from the Simpsons. What was his name?
@AlbertsWorld
@AlbertsWorld 4 жыл бұрын
This dude looks like an Asian Josh Radnor. 😂
@Koa51911
@Koa51911 4 жыл бұрын
Sorry Hari. I miss Apu.
@sailaab
@sailaab 4 жыл бұрын
L for _ ooser
@piotrmitrega2765
@piotrmitrega2765 4 жыл бұрын
what a funny mexican man, good english
@jafuni9349
@jafuni9349 3 жыл бұрын
Cannot tell if you are joking or not 😆
@iluomobravo
@iluomobravo 10 ай бұрын
I honestly didn’t know there were any left wing comedians left! I can see why, he’s very average. He’s lucky he’s a POC
@cedarpoplar7443
@cedarpoplar7443 4 жыл бұрын
"I have testicles". Let's go to war!! 🤬😆😅. Just kidding. Our balls are kind 😋😂
@milkyramen
@milkyramen 4 жыл бұрын
why does he look like an indian uncle???
@Raddiebaddie
@Raddiebaddie 4 жыл бұрын
Amazing so glad to have found this guy!
@CrimSang420
@CrimSang420 Жыл бұрын
Our boe spittin' bars. I liked the aggressive ending to the Weezer-fact.
@RonniTsunamiYGO
@RonniTsunamiYGO 4 жыл бұрын
Hey come on the white album wasn't that bad.
@MrSingh-se6gn
@MrSingh-se6gn 2 жыл бұрын
Michael Jackson! One million dollars! You feel me? Holla!!
@davidhawley2982
@davidhawley2982 2 жыл бұрын
I didn’t laugh but at least my hands hurt from clapping
@enriquecarvajal7384
@enriquecarvajal7384 4 жыл бұрын
B O R I N G
@tatutanskanen9687
@tatutanskanen9687 4 жыл бұрын
Bro, the white album is a fucking gem!
@g8eo3
@g8eo3 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao he really laid into Weezer! Who the heck roasts Weezer?!?! lol
@LWWM
@LWWM 4 жыл бұрын
Hari where you been?!?!?! Also, what's up with your mustache? Smh. Don't do that. Anyway, I love you and your style!!! But get rid of the mustache!!!
@calleinad
@calleinad 4 жыл бұрын
Lydia Waweru-Morgan I think this is an old clip they re uploaded
@brandenduciel
@brandenduciel 2 жыл бұрын
too bad he's not creating new materials anymore
@gongoozleriam9783
@gongoozleriam9783 2 жыл бұрын
I loved the first part of this set so hard!
@wileyprior3933
@wileyprior3933 3 жыл бұрын
South Asian eddy burback?
@jhitchcock5503
@jhitchcock5503 4 жыл бұрын
And he's a fan 😂
@nmarrs8539
@nmarrs8539 2 жыл бұрын
Weezer the virgin punk band.
@MotiviqueStudio
@MotiviqueStudio 2 жыл бұрын
Oof. Forgiving a band because of my childhood was pretty much 1995 to 2010.
@bumblevee1232
@bumblevee1232 4 жыл бұрын
N- Ned Flanders?
@marcoVGpolo
@marcoVGpolo 4 жыл бұрын
Isn’t this a copy of Henning Wehn’s, a German whose lived in Britain for 10+ years, joke he told 4ish years ago on a panel show and many other locations. (kzbin.info/www/bejne/jpXVYoKPpMRpZqs) “I got a unique heckle....the man yelled at me, GO BACK TO LONDON! It’s amazing I’ve never been heckled like that and told to go back to London.” Something like that....
@mrsang4802
@mrsang4802 4 жыл бұрын
Funny!!
@HebdebaV
@HebdebaV 2 жыл бұрын
this is, this is something alright
@rsmitty483
@rsmitty483 3 жыл бұрын
As soon as he said my favorite band, I knew he was gonna say Weezer. Just from looking at him.
@thinkbeforeyoutype7106
@thinkbeforeyoutype7106 3 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHA this guy is hilarious
@kenmoops7547
@kenmoops7547 4 жыл бұрын
This was fucking hilarious
@averageplayers5288
@averageplayers5288 4 жыл бұрын
This made me laugh the Wheezer bits were amazing
@jeffreym68
@jeffreym68 4 жыл бұрын
Wow! He looks so different with a moustache!
@HopeCasias10
@HopeCasias10 4 жыл бұрын
Oh no I like wheezer 😂
@gnlilu6972
@gnlilu6972 2 жыл бұрын
Me goes straight to Weezer to watch The Sweater Song and Buddy Holly music video!
@prihaps
@prihaps 4 жыл бұрын
Ha! He sounds so American
@Toxic_Femininity
@Toxic_Femininity 4 жыл бұрын
Ch28 he is American 🤦🏽‍♀️
@CanItAlready
@CanItAlready 4 жыл бұрын
Ch28 It feels like there's something missing here.
@brianbertram4198
@brianbertram4198 4 жыл бұрын
Meh. Just not my kinda comedian. Hes okay but given the option I dont think I'll watch him again.
@oscarsalazar5876
@oscarsalazar5876 4 жыл бұрын
The go back to America was pretty good, everything else was aggressively meh.
@rakantion
@rakantion 2 жыл бұрын
not funny at all
@griffinmalcolm1132
@griffinmalcolm1132 2 жыл бұрын
So long winded
@CookieBear187
@CookieBear187 2 жыл бұрын
Poor Weezer lol
@Rose-gt9jl
@Rose-gt9jl 4 жыл бұрын
this is brilliant honestly
@Sonicmask
@Sonicmask 4 жыл бұрын
That stash man...
@janzibrown
@janzibrown 2 жыл бұрын
Brilliant
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