“One Time I Had a Kid Call Me ‘Mr. B***h’” - Comedians on School

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Comedy Central Stand-Up

Comedy Central Stand-Up

Жыл бұрын

Pete Davidson, Kumail Nanjiani, Nate Bargatze, and more great comics tell jokes about going to school or, in some cases, being a teacher.
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@wks197980
@wks197980 Жыл бұрын
My students look like they saw a unicorn when they see me in public.
@houndsong
@houndsong Жыл бұрын
Mr. Selzer, please review the unit on "tense agreement," then rewrite, edit, and resubmit your comment.
@bigflexonthebeat3022
@bigflexonthebeat3022 Жыл бұрын
“ NO ! You live at school! “ 😂
@rosequartz4102
@rosequartz4102 Жыл бұрын
When he said teachers live at school😂 Mine DID, there was a convent attached to the school. But then a few years ago I saw Sr. Anne, my 2nd grade teacher, AT THE MALL and I did waltz right up and ask if she remembered me! 😂
@brendonjeffers8986
@brendonjeffers8986 Жыл бұрын
I'm glad I was always nice to my teachers and I truly appreciate the ones who loved their jobs. It's not for the weak, they have always been underpaid and underappreciated so I have an extra love for the ones who had that strength to make our childhoods phenomenal. Looking back at it through adult eyes I would never have the mental fortitude to be a teacher. 💕 THIS WAS HILARIOUS!
@KitsuneGod28
@KitsuneGod28 Жыл бұрын
Same here but but me its basically mandatory for us in my family my grandparents, aunt, uncle, older sister and a few cousins.
@jimgritty7064
@jimgritty7064 Жыл бұрын
Teacher here. It's a tough job
@Jarvisdvgnj
@Jarvisdvgnj Жыл бұрын
Thanks for all you do
@everyday9818
@everyday9818 Жыл бұрын
Teaching is surely not for the faint-hearted. I teach high school students and it’s tough. Sending ❤️ to every teacher out there!
@SpeakYoMindRadio2019
@SpeakYoMindRadio2019 Жыл бұрын
This is so frigging funny 😁 I laughed the whole way through!!! I love when comedians talk about their childhood or children!!!!!
@taralynnemorgan4206
@taralynnemorgan4206 Жыл бұрын
If my high school teacher looked like the last guy I would’ve never missed a day in his class
@bigflexonthebeat3022
@bigflexonthebeat3022 Жыл бұрын
My calculus teacher was definitely a “Mr. bitch”
@Raray200
@Raray200 Жыл бұрын
They broke the last teacher… 😂😂😩
@arnesscunningham9527
@arnesscunningham9527 Жыл бұрын
Facts 😂😂😂
@stevenrais9360
@stevenrais9360 Жыл бұрын
I'm here for Miss C! 🤣
@audreyshmaudrey
@audreyshmaudrey Жыл бұрын
"....no! U live in school!!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@wubwubwubwubwubwubwub1871
@wubwubwubwubwubwubwub1871 Жыл бұрын
me n the homies always treated the foreign transfers as celebs
@SmallAndSoft
@SmallAndSoft Жыл бұрын
The nouvaring one got me dying at 2am trying not to wake my parents up
@LycanLink
@LycanLink Жыл бұрын
Everyone sucked at my first high school, then I transferred, and everybody was amazing and nice. Gosh, I am glad to know I'll never have those people from that first high school in my life ever again.
@dozhadeville444
@dozhadeville444 Жыл бұрын
I know Taccara smell like that good cornbread 😍😘
@irandude1655
@irandude1655 Жыл бұрын
Kids can really do damage on your ego.
@chipsanders0822
@chipsanders0822 Жыл бұрын
Too freakin’ funny! 😆🤣
@Last_Chance.
@Last_Chance. Жыл бұрын
Mr Kardashian is a great comedian
@theocline9076
@theocline9076 Жыл бұрын
This is great
@Atheniandream
@Atheniandream Жыл бұрын
Let's get wet up here where is counts 🤣
@oliveoneal
@oliveoneal Жыл бұрын
*me at 16 seeing my middle school guidance counselor* *takes last hit, ashes and puts out cigarette.*, “SO, mr. OrnDorf, how you been?”
@karencarrasco136
@karencarrasco136 Жыл бұрын
My mom is a retired teacher and every time we go somewhere we run into her former students. They treat her like a celebrity, too.
@ekdaufin1485
@ekdaufin1485 Жыл бұрын
Love you Nore
@PerfectlyImperfct
@PerfectlyImperfct Жыл бұрын
Langston kerman is cute af lol. Its good he quit teaching, it would be too distracting lmao
@cjturner9688
@cjturner9688 Жыл бұрын
I remember when I got to smoke weed with one of my teachers lol
@Imjustahotbitch
@Imjustahotbitch Жыл бұрын
I lost my memory from my epilepsy medication so no I don’t have and memories
@jojokaleido
@jojokaleido Жыл бұрын
Can I get a list of their names, please?
@mikecru9229
@mikecru9229 Жыл бұрын
Karen: "Thank you"
@oneshotme
@oneshotme Жыл бұрын
HA HA HA HA HA
@abdulsadiq4767
@abdulsadiq4767 Жыл бұрын
What did Nate mean by “I’m not even an immigrant so I should have knocked that out years ago” with reference to taking a Reading remedial
@nekhoehogan5936
@nekhoehogan5936 Жыл бұрын
Nate, being a native English speaker and grown adult with no discernible or stated cognitive mental deficiencies, should’ve learned to read a long mf time ago
@layhdejjj9707
@layhdejjj9707 Жыл бұрын
🍎
@MrYiPps
@MrYiPps Жыл бұрын
Banana 🍌
@Garrett0329
@Garrett0329 Жыл бұрын
Wise words
@Garrett0329
@Garrett0329 Жыл бұрын
🌮taco
@muraddiab6393
@muraddiab6393 Жыл бұрын
Cherry 🍒
@thecarrotdude
@thecarrotdude Жыл бұрын
Kumails hp knowledge is lacking
@spliffyrodgers4266
@spliffyrodgers4266 Жыл бұрын
Is there a single joke in this that hasnt been uploaded in 10 different videos on this channel in the Last couple of months every fucking video on this channel at this point is the same sets put into differently titled videos if your going to reupload multiple sets atleast do it with older ones people might have forgotten about rather than having to hear the same joke 5 uploads in a row
@Beatem2deathinyoursexdreams
@Beatem2deathinyoursexdreams Жыл бұрын
Hopefully it's because they're actually paying the comedians for their content...
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